I grew up during the time of the Original Trilogy (1977 -1983) when it was indeed made for everyone...kids, teens, and adults. Now they only make it for nobody.
Solipsistic Sol from Seoul solemnly solicited having sold his sorry soul so to be the sole solitary solo surviving soldier (such was his solution upon seminal soliloquy). So sad, seriously.
I’m convinced that they make and write this stuff & then don’t even remember what they wrote or did the very next day “it’s impossible to kill a Jedi without a weapon” we literally saw you do that an episode ago.
@@charlesdowney2834People need to stop using that line, Qui Gon literally told Obi Wan he had nothing left to teach before the Darth Maul fight, whether Qui Gon died or not Obi Wan was getting promoted to Jedi Master very soon. The only hint we had of Girl boss padawan's skill level was training with younglings using sticks.
@@charlesdowney2834 Only because of a fluke... Maul had defeated Qui-gon and Obi-Wan was hanging from the rim of that hole. Maul got overconfident and let his guard down... I don't like the way they wrote it - it was stupid - Obi-Wan had the time to look at the light saber, think about it, Force pull it, flip over Maul's head...and all that Maul did was look. So, this was stupid (in my point of view) but he basically toyed with Qui-gon and Obi-Wan... Which is not the same as a little girl padawan that until five minutes ago was practicing with a stick wiping the floor with a Sith. The Acodyke is absolute stupid.
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Victimhood is extremely profitable today and Amanda knows it. She knows she's not oppressed, but playing along and letting the fans rage, then twisting what they are raging about is the only way she and many other people can even make money. It's sad that this is the state of entertainment today.
They were planning a second season of this. Does one of them die by the end of season 1, or was the plan for Amandla to get paid twice for two identical roles?
I guess people can be convinced that a fight scene is great if you just obscure everything with trees, shoot everything in the dark, move the camera so people are off screen when they're blatantly open, smack glow sticks against the other glow sticks instead of the other person, and have the fights play out like turn based RPGs.
@@arkantos2227 exactly! At the very least say a prayer or give some type of reverence, the writers of this show have zero respect for life and it shows
Also, they don't try to recover the fallen lightsabers ... These are the most expensive weapons in the universe, yet nobody cares. A Jedi facing a Sith with a mask that can "lol-no" every lightsaber it touches would also try to recover the mask. But, who am I to demand my characters to act like logical people. So the Jedi are not emotional nor clever. Well done.
its funny all those creatures are suddenly attracted to her flashlight, but the whole show they've been swinging lightsabers around like crazy and the creeatures never noticed any lights before that precise moment ! its called a LIGHTsaber, get it ?!
Osha also seemed to feel bad that the bug had to die previously. but now she makes it happen that many of the bugs die trying to eat Smilo, when she could've avoided it had she allowed Sol to kill him instead. could have also avoided losing her robot
It’s easy to miss because the entire episode muddies any sense of time and place, but the reason the bugs didn’t attack during the lightsaber fighting is because the bugs are nowhere near Kalnaca’s house. Osha lures them there in that scene where she tells Yord they need to turn back or Smilo will kill everyone. You see her turn on the droid’s light and point it up into the trees, and then she starts running back. You can hear the bugs making noise and that’s meant to convey she’s luring them back to where the fighting is. It’s still stupid, since the bugs would’ve almost definitely attacked her as she was running back with her light in the air. But even assuming they just slowly followed her all the way back to Kalnaca’s without attacking, the way the episode treats them they essentially just go into a holding pattern the second the light goes off and wait to immediately pounce once the light comes back on. Very obedient killer bugs.
Mae should be dead, and I'm not saying that only because she's a bad character, but because she's a threat to the Grand Plan. The way of the Sith is to silently bide one's time before the most opportune time. Ambush. Deceit. Deception. Disney clearly forgot the Sith Order was in hiding for a thousand years by the time Phantom Menace rolled around because they were quietly harnessing power, resources, and funding while spinning the divergence between the Outer Rim and the Inner Core. The Outer Rim had real grievances that the Sith exploited. Their very methodology of the Banites since Bane has always consisted of operating from the shadows and never revealing their hand. That's why the Jedi had no idea Palpatine was Sidious until it was too late. That's why Maul didn't know about Plagueis still being alive throughout his training. That's also why Vader had no idea Sidious knew about Starkiller until it was too late. It was meant to be a parallel-one that George Lucas deliberately set up with Sith philosophy in mind. Mae should have perished the moment she started going to public's eyes and not even trying her hardest to maintain secrecy.
Disney doesn’t care, the director and producers do not care, they all know this, they’re doing it out of spite and hatred, they hate that they weren’t the ones to come up with Star Wars, so they’re actively dismantling and disrespecting it to build their own garage up.
@RyanTheDark did you not see episode 4 of acolyte? It basically invalidates the prequels (plus I was just memeing at how this show has broken/bastardized the cannon a lot)
Yup. Also one simply cannot snap a persons neck to kill him. You need a lot of strength / leverage and it's quite an intricate technique. You have to angle the neck to a certain degree on both the x and y axis and at best you'll sever the spinal cord possibly paralyzing the person but kill.. Nope. That would mean a full 270 degree twist in a split second with the strength of a gorilla. How strong is a gorilla. Well it cam run twice as fast as usain bolt and easily lift weights twice the weight of an olympic weight lifter
Amandla Stenberg is too late with her Metoo campaign and the funny thing is that Lesley Headland is responsible for Wokolyte! This all is absolutely mad and pure irony.
We're 5 episodes into The Assolyte, and it feels like the story, characters, and show are _still_ going nowhere. This some bad anime pacing for how much money per episode again?!
Like over 20 million per episode or was it 100+? I don't even wanna know. After Disney bought the entire Star wars name that is when it died and got the name it finally deserves. Starweird.
It’s almost like it’s going nowhere & everyone involved is incompetent & were elevated into roles they don’t deserve or something & like the director was only given the job because she has dirt on people after working for Weinstein.
Shows like this make me wonder but have we actually checked that writers can read? I'm seriously starting to suspect that they can't. Mea or May or whatever flipflops on motives between each scene more than a character with schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder. I don't what she wants at any point, the writers seemingly can't decide or don't understand that motives don't flip on a dime like that. I love my sister so much that I'm going to leave her to die in a forest, a free meal is a free meal for predators. Than we have. "Oh I want to let the Jedi take me in" but than five minutes later resists arrest? Did her character go mute suddenly, tell them you want to hand yourself in but only after you escape the forest and her Sith master. No? I guess a character using words is hard for a writer who can't read. Oh and her sister Osha isn't any better written either.
When the most important criteria for your selection as a writer is the colour of your skin, which genitals you possess and what you do with them in the privacy of your bedroom, this is the unfortunate outcome. Garbage in, garbage out.
After all these years they still don't know how to make a decent lightsaber fight. They are literally sabers made out of light and don't need to be swung like a regular sword
Wouldn't that helmet also stop Darth Twinkus from using *_HIS_* force powers? If no one can 'transmit' in, then no one should be able to transmit out as well. But what do I know? I'm just someone with logical sense, and that's clearly useless as a tool to understand Disney Star Wars
They though they were cleverly referencing the "Don't Cash Crop On My Cornrows" stupid cultural appropriation rant Stenberg made as a freshly CRT indoctrinated kid that got her noticed in the industry lol. She is basically Greta Thunberg but crying wayciss instead of crying over climate change smfh.
So they just left all the bodies of their dead friends behind, and took off? Didn't even attempt to recover their bodies, and just act like they are just disposable trash? That's just stupid. Well, if the writers don't care about any of their characters, why should the viewers. Also, couldn't Discount Ezra Miller use the Force to remove that light from his back? I guess the Force only works on stuff in front of you, not behind you. 😂😂
well thats not true. I saw mae force pull a dagger from behind her. if you think theres a situation that might explain it, always rely on the writers for this trash to have contradicted it.
Grabbing lightsaber blade. When people get mad, they’ll say they used the force to create a barrier with the force between their hand so they can grab it. Have a little honor to know lore things 🤓🤓🤓 I’m a Starwars nerd. C’mon I have a little honor cause I know a little lore things
@@averagepotato3769 for countering lightsaber there are already cortosis and beskar. This series is bad, disney is a monster. But please, have a little honor to know lore things.
How the hell does Jedi Master Squid Game not realize that the evil twin is accompanying him? She has a round lesbian witch scar on her forehead. The sisters haven't seen each other in almost two decades. Is the way they speak and the tone the same? None of them have a different slang? How would the other know? And lastly, I was going to ask why Master Jedi Squid Game doesn't "feel" her with the Force? Why ask, if he was faced with the Asian Ezra Miller and let him go, even though he was an accomplice to murder and did not feel that he had any dark power. How rubbish this shit is, my gosh!
If Hollywood wants to hire people based not not talent but on how much attention they get in social media videos, fine, Hollywood can have it. Doesn't mean the rest of us will ever be interested.
This entire series legit violated my mind. The amount of stuff they forgot about the force or add new things about it and they terrible writing/acting. It feels like this series was made to torture a true StarWars fan.
the 2 main characters motivations are beyond me and never something I understood - Osha: quit jedi training, still doesn't want to be anything - Mae: gives up on vengeance, infiltrates jedi order with no stated reason - the evidence that Osha cares for Sol keeps flip flopping as does Mae's love for Osha. Other than that they have no other character relationships. This show works so hard to do nothing
Always look forward to your reviews, Reaper. There's no way in hell I'll ever pay the watch Disney Woke Wars, not even for free. Watching CZcamsrs tearing it apart is far more entertaining and worth the time to watch.
Deactivating a lightsaber with the helmet makes sense if it's made of cortosis. It was expensive and difficult to manufacture though in the expanded universe.
Yeah, that's one of the odd things about their "relationship". We're supposed to be invested in it, but the show established them as rivals from the very beginning. Osha wanted to be a Jedi and get the hell away from her family, and Mae was a horrid little psychopath.
The more i listen to these plot analysis/reviews the more i think these shows are cartoons that Disney wants people to treat them seriously but they end up getting laughed at for how cartoonishly bad they are
Finallyyyy dude I have been waiting for your reviews! I have been literally watching all your other videos waiting for your commentary which is one of the best on the internet!
I'm sure it will all make sense in the end. Like how 5'2" Jackie could use a wookie (around 8 feet) Jedi's custom build lightsaber (size of a 2L coke bottle?) in one hand.
I haven't watched a single episode and have no plans to, but can't wait for the next one to drop so I can watch the takedown vids, this one was particularly good, the cuts of scenes from other movies/tv ("why" Chandler was the best) are very well done.
The armour the sith used to short circuit the lightsabers is called cortosis, and has been used in bullets and swords due to how it disables lightsabers upon contact.
“Napalm enema” 😂 pure poetry! 👌🏻 Also, you know where they got the idea for head butting a lightsaber, right? It’s a copy-paste from the lightsaber duel between Dark Helmet and Lone Starr in Spaceballs, and that was a parody of Star Wars 🤣
Bad writing. Bad acting. Bad stage setup. Bad cgi. Bad girl boss moments. Bad making the male characters dumb just to uplift the female ones. Sigh…… must be Disney.
Jecki's death was especially stupid because she saw Smilo Ren draw his hidden light-saber. Instead of naturally being cautious of this new threat, she inexplicably loses all emotional control and charges at him screaming only to be instantly cut down. She had been perfectly composed during their fight up to that point, so WTF? Vader had to get inside Luke's head and prey on his fears to provoke him into a reckless assault, but Jecki just snapped at the worst possible time for absolutely no reason.
The writers should stop taking credit for the free chatbots that are obviously generating this show. Seriously, the way it's paced, the random back and forths, the vague dialogue with no real meaning. Its like they fed it the last episode synopsis and asked it to write the next episode.
5:44 oh you wait 😂 you just wait for the next episode
I've just seen it, her friends bodies aren't even cold yet and already she's trying to suck off their killer
@@RealReaper Tina Belcher wrote that episode.
"Star Wars is for EVERYONE!" (Except for the people who actually like the friggin franchise)
Starweird, Star wars died the day Disney bought it.
I grew up during the time of the Original Trilogy (1977 -1983) when it was indeed made for everyone...kids, teens, and adults. Now they only make it for nobody.
And white men because those people are not-so secretly sexist
@@sjdrifter72 It has the vibe of someone say "this is for everyone!" while stealing it and throwing it away.
Disney: "Star wars is for everyone!".
Also Disney: "Fuck the cis-het white patriarchy colonizers!"...😒🙄🤬
To quote Jeff Goldblum. That is one big pile of acolyte.
tee hee
Plot armor so thick they clank when they walk.
That sound's just the Squid Game guy's dummy thicc ass cheeks clapping.
It's ridiculous that Ezra Miller struggles with a Jedi Padawan but is able to easily take out Jedi Knights...
@@nicholasdelaney1407 every guy gets performance issues once in a while 😂
Well most of them did die or probably will.
That's kind of a win.
@@spacecowboy1438 Well, can't say I'm gonna miss them when they die...
Sol from Seoul sold his soul to be the solitary sole survivor
So Seoul Sol sold his sole sorry soul?
Surprisingly so, Sol from Seoul is the sole in his role and not slain in vain or poked by a pole :-)
Solipsistic Sol from Seoul solemnly solicited having sold his sorry soul so to be the sole solitary solo surviving soldier (such was his solution upon seminal soliloquy). So sad, seriously.
Mae easily defeats a Jedi master in episode 1 with a trick and now gets overwhelmed by a padawan. Make it make sense
I mean to be fair that jedi hadn't used the force if anything you can blame bad writing for that part but obi Wan was a padawan when he beat maul
I still hate the show with that being said but
I’m convinced that they make and write this stuff & then don’t even remember what they wrote or did the very next day “it’s impossible to kill a Jedi without a weapon” we literally saw you do that an episode ago.
@@charlesdowney2834People need to stop using that line, Qui Gon literally told Obi Wan he had nothing left to teach before the Darth Maul fight, whether Qui Gon died or not Obi Wan was getting promoted to Jedi Master very soon.
The only hint we had of Girl boss padawan's skill level was training with younglings using sticks.
@@charlesdowney2834 Only because of a fluke... Maul had defeated Qui-gon and Obi-Wan was hanging from the rim of that hole. Maul got overconfident and let his guard down... I don't like the way they wrote it - it was stupid - Obi-Wan had the time to look at the light saber, think about it, Force pull it, flip over Maul's head...and all that Maul did was look.
So, this was stupid (in my point of view) but he basically toyed with Qui-gon and Obi-Wan... Which is not the same as a little girl padawan that until five minutes ago was practicing with a stick wiping the floor with a Sith.
The Acodyke is absolute stupid.
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Victimhood is extremely profitable today and Amanda knows it. She knows she's not oppressed, but playing along and letting the fans rage, then twisting what they are raging about is the only way she and many other people can even make money. It's sad that this is the state of entertainment today.
I mean, it’s popular… it’s never proven to be popular, which is why Disney is in such dire financial straights….
What's even worse is that some people are defending her, despite the shit she does.
"The Acolyte is dumb"
In other news, water continues to be wet, more at 11.
EHrM, water ISN’T wet, it makes other things wet..! 🤓
[Insert ‘Making Your Mom Wet’ Joke Here]
War war and more war
up next, sports
😂😂😂😂
I wonder what they dry version might be phrased... sand is dry?
Casting a single unseasoned actor in twin roles is such a stupidly needless gamble
They were planning a second season of this. Does one of them die by the end of season 1, or was the plan for Amandla to get paid twice for two identical roles?
With Leslye at the helm, it's full ghey ahead!
I guess people can be convinced that a fight scene is great if you just obscure everything with trees, shoot everything in the dark, move the camera so people are off screen when they're blatantly open, smack glow sticks against the other glow sticks instead of the other person, and have the fights play out like turn based RPGs.
Reaper delivers another evisceration of this acolyte garbage.
I've missed your accent rich voice, ya bastard!!
He's a posh scouser
Christ, who wrote this?
Liverpool accent.
No attempt to recover the bodies of your dead, that’s what I call leadership!
or at least the body of his padawan, she was just a child and his inaction allowed her to die. you'd think he'll be guilt ridden
@@arkantos2227 exactly! At the very least say a prayer or give some type of reverence, the writers of this show have zero respect for life and it shows
@@aaronjusa9134 Didn't even care enough about their own characters to bother lol. You reap what you sow.
Also, they don't try to recover the fallen lightsabers ... These are the most expensive weapons in the universe, yet nobody cares.
A Jedi facing a Sith with a mask that can "lol-no" every lightsaber it touches would also try to recover the mask. But, who am I to demand my characters to act like logical people.
So the Jedi are not emotional nor clever. Well done.
its funny all those creatures are suddenly attracted to her flashlight, but the whole show they've been swinging lightsabers around like crazy and the creeatures never noticed any lights before that precise moment ! its called a LIGHTsaber, get it ?!
It's even worse than that, dood.
The bugs were attracted once to the lightsaber in the previous episode and they even pointed it out, lol.
Osha also seemed to feel bad that the bug had to die previously. but now she makes it happen that many of the bugs die trying to eat Smilo, when she could've avoided it had she allowed Sol to kill him instead. could have also avoided losing her robot
@@DoodsUnited YEP ! agreed as well, STRIKE TWO !! :)
It’s easy to miss because the entire episode muddies any sense of time and place, but the reason the bugs didn’t attack during the lightsaber fighting is because the bugs are nowhere near Kalnaca’s house. Osha lures them there in that scene where she tells Yord they need to turn back or Smilo will kill everyone. You see her turn on the droid’s light and point it up into the trees, and then she starts running back. You can hear the bugs making noise and that’s meant to convey she’s luring them back to where the fighting is.
It’s still stupid, since the bugs would’ve almost definitely attacked her as she was running back with her light in the air. But even assuming they just slowly followed her all the way back to Kalnaca’s without attacking, the way the episode treats them they essentially just go into a holding pattern the second the light goes off and wait to immediately pounce once the light comes back on. Very obedient killer bugs.
@@footthumbits a bit less dumb, but dumb nonetheless, with your clarification.
Mae should be dead, and I'm not saying that only because she's a bad character, but because she's a threat to the Grand Plan. The way of the Sith is to silently bide one's time before the most opportune time. Ambush. Deceit. Deception. Disney clearly forgot the Sith Order was in hiding for a thousand years by the time Phantom Menace rolled around because they were quietly harnessing power, resources, and funding while spinning the divergence between the Outer Rim and the Inner Core. The Outer Rim had real grievances that the Sith exploited. Their very methodology of the Banites since Bane has always consisted of operating from the shadows and never revealing their hand. That's why the Jedi had no idea Palpatine was Sidious until it was too late. That's why Maul didn't know about Plagueis still being alive throughout his training. That's also why Vader had no idea Sidious knew about Starkiller until it was too late. It was meant to be a parallel-one that George Lucas deliberately set up with Sith philosophy in mind. Mae should have perished the moment she started going to public's eyes and not even trying her hardest to maintain secrecy.
Disney doesn’t care, the director and producers do not care, they all know this, they’re doing it out of spite and hatred, they hate that they weren’t the ones to come up with Star Wars, so they’re actively dismantling and disrespecting it to build their own garage up.
EXACTLY! THANK YOU.
Unfortunately, none of that is "cannon." Remember, the only thing that matters is that the Force is female!
@RyanTheDark did you not see episode 4 of acolyte? It basically invalidates the prequels (plus I was just memeing at how this show has broken/bastardized the cannon a lot)
Yup. Also one simply cannot snap a persons neck to kill him. You need a lot of strength / leverage and it's quite an intricate technique. You have to angle the neck to a certain degree on both the x and y axis and at best you'll sever the spinal cord possibly paralyzing the person but kill.. Nope. That would mean a full 270 degree twist in a split second with the strength of a gorilla. How strong is a gorilla. Well it cam run twice as fast as usain bolt and easily lift weights twice the weight of an olympic weight lifter
Videos like this are needed to remind me that sanity still exists in this world.
Amandla Stenberg is too late with her Metoo campaign and the funny thing is that Lesley Headland is responsible for Wokolyte!
This all is absolutely mad and pure irony.
I just realized discount Ezra Miller is that guy from the good place
JASON!!!
@@dogfood1001 JASON MENDOZA!!!
Filipino descent, I'm Filipino and I'm not watching the shite with the horrendous pandering and writing
that guy was hilarious sux that hes in this trash
I like to think that even Dafne Keen's friends call her X23 😂
Damn! My dog just left a big pile of acolyte on the carpet!
We're 5 episodes into The Assolyte, and it feels like the story, characters, and show are _still_ going nowhere. This some bad anime pacing for how much money per episode again?!
Like over 20 million per episode or was it 100+? I don't even wanna know. After Disney bought the entire Star wars name that is when it died and got the name it finally deserves. Starweird.
Hey whoa don't you insult bad anime
It’s almost like it’s going nowhere & everyone involved is incompetent & were elevated into roles they don’t deserve or something & like the director was only given the job because she has dirt on people after working for Weinstein.
Even dragon ball z has better pacing than this garbage
🎶 $22.5 MILLIONNNNNN 🎶
That’s like coming first in the Special olympics 😂 reminded me of South Park
Shows like this make me wonder but have we actually checked that writers can read? I'm seriously starting to suspect that they can't. Mea or May or whatever flipflops on motives between each scene more than a character with schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder. I don't what she wants at any point, the writers seemingly can't decide or don't understand that motives don't flip on a dime like that. I love my sister so much that I'm going to leave her to die in a forest, a free meal is a free meal for predators. Than we have. "Oh I want to let the Jedi take me in" but than five minutes later resists arrest? Did her character go mute suddenly, tell them you want to hand yourself in but only after you escape the forest and her Sith master. No? I guess a character using words is hard for a writer who can't read. Oh and her sister Osha isn't any better written either.
When the most important criteria for your selection as a writer is the colour of your skin, which genitals you possess and what you do with them in the privacy of your bedroom, this is the unfortunate outcome.
Garbage in, garbage out.
After all these years they still don't know how to make a decent lightsaber fight. They are literally sabers made out of light and don't need to be swung like a regular sword
They could have at least made it really acrobatic like the prequels.
It's always a good day when Reaper uploads 😁
Wouldn't that helmet also stop Darth Twinkus from using *_HIS_* force powers? If no one can 'transmit' in, then no one should be able to transmit out as well.
But what do I know? I'm just someone with logical sense, and that's clearly useless as a tool to understand Disney Star Wars
It blocks one way apparently. And blocks force powers and lightsabers and energy weapons. 😂
Yeah they talk about him being "in their minds" or whatever when fighting and it's like: czcams.com/video/pkKNasQXVV0/video.html
Duh, the force is in your hands, silly! [makes fwoo-fwoo/chokey hand movements]
@@jsmclin 😁
"That's like coming first in a Special Olympics" LOL things like these is why this channel is one of my favorite this dude is a total savage
It's not star wars anymore.
It's QUEER WARS.🎉🎉
You know the writers thought that Mae cutting her hair with a lightsaber was the coolest thing ever! 😂😂😂 It was SO idiotic and laughable 😂
They though they were cleverly referencing the "Don't Cash Crop On My Cornrows" stupid cultural appropriation rant Stenberg made as a freshly CRT indoctrinated kid that got her noticed in the industry lol. She is basically Greta Thunberg but crying wayciss instead of crying over climate change smfh.
Previously.....on Reaper
"What the fuck?"
"Are fucking kidding me?"
"That doesn't make ANY fucking sense!"
"Fuckin' hell, this is stupid..."
"FUCK."
@jeremyallen5974 one of my favorite quotes was from the Cleopatra review.
"Cock-hungry whore." 😂
@@jeremyallen5974"Whut the fauck?"
So they just left all the bodies of their dead friends behind, and took off? Didn't even attempt to recover their bodies, and just act like they are just disposable trash? That's just stupid. Well, if the writers don't care about any of their characters, why should the viewers. Also, couldn't Discount Ezra Miller use the Force to remove that light from his back? I guess the Force only works on stuff in front of you, not behind you. 😂😂
well thats not true. I saw mae force pull a dagger from behind her. if you think theres a situation that might explain it, always rely on the writers for this trash to have contradicted it.
How about force push or crush all those bugs!
"Like coming first in the Special Olympics" LOL
Headbutting lightsabers
What will they think of next…
More, bad, feminist fan fiction
Grabbing lightsaber blade. When people get mad, they’ll say they used the force to create a barrier with the force between their hand so they can grab it.
Have a little honor to know lore things 🤓🤓🤓 I’m a Starwars nerd. C’mon I have a little honor cause I know a little lore things
@@averagepotato3769 for countering lightsaber there are already cortosis and beskar. This series is bad, disney is a monster. But please, have a little honor to know lore things.
@@laytonvicars4606 “have a little honor to know lore things 🤓 i don’t touch grass”
Flying Stormtroopers!
Oh no, we had that.
How the hell does Jedi Master Squid Game not realize that the evil twin is accompanying him? She has a round lesbian witch scar on her forehead. The sisters haven't seen each other in almost two decades. Is the way they speak and the tone the same? None of them have a different slang? How would the other know? And lastly, I was going to ask why Master Jedi Squid Game doesn't "feel" her with the Force? Why ask, if he was faced with the Asian Ezra Miller and let him go, even though he was an accomplice to murder and did not feel that he had any dark power. How rubbish this shit is, my gosh!
the trauma after participating in squid game still remains, that's why
apparently the quality of jedi during the high republic is bargain-basement, scrapping the bottom of the barrel quality
If Hollywood wants to hire people based not not talent but on how much attention they get in social media videos, fine, Hollywood can have it. Doesn't mean the rest of us will ever be interested.
This reminds me of She-Hulk where there are going to be hundreds of videos that tears into this series and It will bring me endless entertainment.
This entire series legit violated my mind. The amount of stuff they forgot about the force or add new things about it and they terrible writing/acting. It feels like this series was made to torture a true StarWars fan.
Psychological warfare
and it was boring. very dry and boring with jabs of trash sprinkled in
Oh it was. Total troll show hoping ppl would hate-watch, The She-Hulk gambit always fails lol
Crapolite
A “napalm enema” I might have to look into that 😂
Red Dwarf quote
They literally gave EzraMillern't Plot Armor. And he even survived the giant insects.
Finally get to see the trees falling in the WRONG DIRECTION!
If they said the helmet and suit was made of that Mandalorian Beskar then I'd understand but they don't
When the bad guy said to Saul: you don’t remember me? Why doesn’t he remember him once his helmet is taken off?
the 2 main characters motivations are beyond me and never something I understood
- Osha: quit jedi training, still doesn't want to be anything
- Mae: gives up on vengeance, infiltrates jedi order with no stated reason
- the evidence that Osha cares for Sol keeps flip flopping as does Mae's love for Osha. Other than that they have no other character relationships.
This show works so hard to do nothing
They both seem like terrible unlikeable 'characters'.
It's a lesbian circle jerk with one of them playing hard to get, and they think their story is clever somehow.
'Jedi' no longer means what it did.
Just put Disney in front of the word and treat pre-Disney SW as a separate IP to Disney SW, that has Disney Jedi and Disney lightsabers.
jedi means you have a light sword duhhhh oh and its harder to use than a range weapon so it also means you die personally
@@Insideoutcest Sorry, I never got into Star Trek...
@@jovanblom7742 what are you talking about. gas leak in room...?
@@Insideoutcest yes, gas leak...
Always look forward to your reviews, Reaper. There's no way in hell I'll ever pay the watch Disney Woke Wars, not even for free. Watching CZcamsrs tearing it apart is far more entertaining and worth the time to watch.
Plot armor as thick as there heads
Deactivating a lightsaber with the helmet makes sense if it's made of cortosis. It was expensive and difficult to manufacture though in the expanded universe.
The expanded universe that Disney completely disowned?
The sisters don't seem to have ever liked each other.
Yeah, that's one of the odd things about their "relationship". We're supposed to be invested in it, but the show established them as rivals from the very beginning. Osha wanted to be a Jedi and get the hell away from her family, and Mae was a horrid little psychopath.
The more i listen to these plot analysis/reviews the more i think these shows are cartoons that Disney wants people to treat them seriously but they end up getting laughed at for how cartoonishly bad they are
I would like to personally thank Reaper for taking time watching these disgusting series so we don't have to. Doing gods work brother !
If they had to contend with the giant bug attacks during the lightsaber fights, they might have lived up to the hype...😂
A CZcamsr pointed out the the main actor is from South Korea, it's main capitol is Seoul, so the Jedi master name is master Sol! 🤣
Disney keeps throwing out force healing like it’s super common and easy, literally the whole point of the prequels….
They don't care. That was established.
Finallyyyy dude I have been waiting for your reviews! I have been literally watching all your other videos waiting for your commentary which is one of the best on the internet!
About Time
Thank you! We need more Reaper!
I'm sure it will all make sense in the end. Like how 5'2" Jackie could use a wookie (around 8 feet) Jedi's custom build lightsaber (size of a 2L coke bottle?) in one hand.
Thanks for continuing to review these, needed another good reviewer to listen to 👍
To be fair, they had 180 million dollar budget so I guess they figured they could hire a stunt coordinator.
The light saber haircut is by far the most stupid, cringe thing I've ever seen on TV
When she said "the force is with oo oo aa aa" I started crying, such good writing
I can't wait for Amandla to show to the power of many
I haven't watched a single episode and have no plans to, but can't wait for the next one to drop so I can watch the takedown vids, this one was particularly good, the cuts of scenes from other movies/tv ("why" Chandler was the best) are very well done.
The armour the sith used to short circuit the lightsabers is called cortosis, and has been used in bullets and swords due to how it disables lightsabers upon contact.
Love these vids, x23 will be back 😂
😆 Reaper always has me laughing
Thank you for making this video, Reaper.
Great reply to Paul Tassi.
I was always love that you end with pos 😂❤
Another devastating summation,
Nice one, Reaper.
I was waiting for this review, oh boy I was! Thanks!!
There are so many plot holes than the ones on that person's chest. Like huh?
2:05: X23 gets maybe 12 inches off the ground here. Did they not have room in the budget for an athletic stuntwoman?
at 8:13 those jedi robes are so classic its too good.
Even in Legends canon, Force Heal is a pure lightside technique, meaning even most Jedi aren’t able to use it, let alone a Sith
simply funny and entertaining to break down
LOL i caught that red dwarf reference!!! ^_^
Reaper made me spit my drink! 😂😂🤣😂
“Napalm enema” 😂 pure poetry! 👌🏻
Also, you know where they got the idea for head butting a lightsaber, right? It’s a copy-paste from the lightsaber duel between Dark Helmet and Lone Starr in Spaceballs, and that was a parody of Star Wars 🤣
Need a Reaper and Grizzy collab stream soon. That would be too funny. The shills would be livid.
Get Stenberg to say SW is for everyone.
Great video essay!
Now I wanna play hitman games
Kudos on channel bro
so you're telling me, that helmet can withstand a lightsaber strike, but a Jedi can Crack it in pieces with arm power, and from a Palawan at that?
Bad writing. Bad acting. Bad stage setup. Bad cgi. Bad girl boss moments. Bad making the male characters dumb just to uplift the female ones.
Sigh…… must be Disney.
They don't need no man!
I've stopped watching anything Star Wars after the Last Jedi. It seems that I've made the right decision. Anyway, I love your videos, Reaper. 😂
Some good points I hadn't heard before.
Jecki's death was especially stupid because she saw Smilo Ren draw his hidden light-saber. Instead of naturally being cautious of this new threat, she inexplicably loses all emotional control and charges at him screaming only to be instantly cut down. She had been perfectly composed during their fight up to that point, so WTF? Vader had to get inside Luke's head and prey on his fears to provoke him into a reckless assault, but Jecki just snapped at the worst possible time for absolutely no reason.
Smylo Ren and Stimpy...
KEEP EM COMING!
Great video as always!
The power of one , the power of two , the power of 💩
Laslo at the end always makes me laugh.
That ending of Laslow 10/10 mood
The writers should stop taking credit for the free chatbots that are obviously generating this show.
Seriously, the way it's paced, the random back and forths, the vague dialogue with no real meaning. Its like they fed it the last episode synopsis and asked it to write the next episode.
The channel that I impatiently wait if theres new uploads.
I say we just put them all on Alderaan and do a quick time jump.
That armor exists in legends
Fair play to ye la for sitting through that shite. That’s strength of character la for sure. Kudos.👍