The Acolyte Episode 7 Review: Make JEDI Great Again!!!!
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- čas přidán 9. 07. 2024
- It's time for the SECOND flashback in 7 episodes. This time from the perspective of the JEDI! And guess what? ASOLUTELY NOTHING CHANGED. The Jedi wanted to help the girls that were at the mercy of the space witches and they escalated it until it created a conflict. Clearly showing Mae and her mums as aggressors!! This show has NO CLUE what it is doing??
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The failure of one
The failure of two
The failure of Diiiiisneeeyyyy
Lol, very under rated 😄
Yass.
Yassss.
🐥 _"Ku-Kuh... _*_KlLLLLL_*_ Meeee."_ 🐣
tips fedora
Stealing this.
I'm convinced that this show was greenlit in order to buy the silence of Lesley Headland and KK because they know where the Weinstein/Disney board skeletons are buried.
It’s either that or we r dealing with a real
Life coven of witches!
@@IstariAzul777Funny you mention that considering the recent story of such in Mexico.
Something is keeping these people in control, cos is sure ain't success.
Agree. The only logical explanation. Except for the sad fact that logic and Disney cannot coexist in the same universe. 🫠
I've done the math, and this checks out.
You know why we root for the Jedi?
They tried so hard to portray the Jedi as the bad guys, that they forgot to portray the main characters as the good guys.
Interesting observation
Also, to be able to portray anyone as the good guys, you need to have an understanding of "good" and "bad". People in Hollywood usually fail at this.
🐥 _"Ku-Kuh _*_KlLLLLL_*_ Meeee."_ 🐣
Well... they all worship Satan, so...
The funniest thing is they tried to make the Jedi look Bad and failed.
Remember when Darth Vader used his Walmart metal detector to sense that Obi-Wan was on board Death Star? That was great...
Oh, so that's what Vader was doing while Anakin was destroying the Death Star! 😉
"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my metal detector."
@@a_lost_one😂😂😂
One of my favorite scenes in a New Hope.
Jajajajaja
Ah yes the 180 million dollar prop metal detector to search for the penny script
Why does it look like a modern day metal detector? This is supposed to be Star Wars ffs
The Boys and House of Dragons cost less than this trash show
They literally care that little. I think that was the force vergence detector 🤣
wookie using metal detector.
sol: find anything yet?
wookie: we aint found shit!
@@Sliider36comb the jungle.
They have to be taking a piss. They can't be this inept?
I'm here to watch Az lose his mind so I don't lose mine!
Az indeed suffers for us!
AZ wants to remind us to NOT be boring.
Bro is literally deteriorating after each episode that airs 😂
Thank God there's only one more for his sake
Too late because watching this you have already lost your mind. For me watching him I've already lost my mind as well and how stupid this is , you can do With the force a lot of things as demonstrated These first time rookie jedi don't know what to do with it... And They are not "Rookies" They are master Jedi...Me: You think you're fooling me? Well you're not? In conclusion , you have lost your mind and so have I. One more episode and we can throw this Franchise of a show to try And get people invested which is failing in the garbage Answer with a garbage can into the ocean where many dark side Animals can eat it.
Same bruv. Same.
Making your whole base out of flammable stone has got to be a violation of Ocupational Safety and Health Administration rules
Built by the same people who built the original world trade towers and using the same materials... building 7 comes to mind 🤣🤣😂
I've heard the actress talk. Trust me - NOBODY wants to violate Osha.
I think you figured out the allegorical meaning of the show.
It wasn't flammable stone though, it turned out they built it with giant fire-lighters.🔥
Oopsy!
@@Jonas-lj8ul Best subtext yet.
I lost it at “shouldn’t have bought the flammable stone luv” 💀
As far as creation is concerned, they have no idea what they are doing.
As far as destroying the things we revere, they're master class.
I think you give them too much credit. They're just writing stuff at random
They do know what they are doing, money laundering.
@@toadster464 one may not exclude the other
Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt.
Media: Actually, it's your fault that Star Wars is being destroyed because of you does not obey this rule, Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Product and Then Get Excited for Next Product
Robyn Hood was actually better written. Let that sink in.
Wasn't it written by a man?
@@Necroverse19 A moron, but yes.
Neither one moves the needle on creativity..
They only exist because they’re in line with paid government propaganda.
The west is falling.
At least it's theme song gave Az something to meme on long after the show ended
@@Necroverse19partially. There was a girl on the team.
According to Disparu, $9 000 a second.
>Mae really did try to kill OSHA for no reason
>Horny Mommy is the one to talk her into it
>Diverse Mommy tried to kill Mae cuz she’s innately evil & will ruin OSHA life if left alive
>Sol attacked in reflexive defense of a child
>Coven died of strain controlling one Wookie
How are the witches victims of anything but their own arrogance & possessiveness? How are the Jedi evil for at most jumping the gun against child abusers & seeming-murderous shadow dust monsters? I’d say these people need morality coaches, but given how they behave IRL, just chuck them straight to jail.
I thought they'd give some really stupid, badly written, reason why the Jedi were at fault. This, this is what they though up?! This is why oldman-youngman Minecrafted himself?!
I can't even wrap my head around how they could even begin to think THIS made the Jedi in the wrong...
Not only did they demonstrate individual ability to use force powers to shove people around, they were powerful enough, collectively, to create life ex nihilo- TWICE. But you're telling me they couldn't hold down a wookie without dying from the strain? You've gotta be kidding me! Either they are the most useless witches ever, or that wookie was some kind of force-powered Juggernaut. Literally strode in there and growled out "Your powers can not harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
@@lordofthepizzapie9319 The Jedi were always the bad guys anybody watching Star Wars can see that and of course they would be mad at the witches because the Jedi were the first Clearly communist gay cult in this universe They didn't want competition cant have that and the force they were using wasnt Dark or light it was just the force and now Qimir had point how many other organizations or cults have the Jedi stomped out because they dont want competition how many people could use the force but were killed by Jedi cus it didnt follow their cultish Rules put this series with the movies and its clear that the Jedi are the equivalent of the Catholic church in the real world Yes its all positive now but it took a lot of death to get here Thats why the Sith deserved their power during the first six movies and even thats short lived Has the Jedi been behaving like this for thousands of years? Also your Force perception argue doesnt work because anytime we see that its used by a Master or Someone that has trained for a long time in the force
Sounds like modern day Democrats.
The Jedi were always the bad guys anybody watching Star Wars can see that and of course they would be mad at the witches because the Jedi were the first Clearly communist gay cult in this universe They didn't want competition cant have that and the force they were using wasnt Dark or light it was just the force and now Qimir had point how many other organizations or cults have the Jedi stomped out because they dont want competition how many people could use the force but were killed by Jedi cus it didnt follow their cultish Rules put this series with the movies and its clear that the Jedi are the equivalent of the Catholic church in the real world Yes its all positive now but it took a lot of death to get here Thats why the Sith deserved their power during the first six movies and even thats short lived Has the Jedi been behaving like this for thousands of years? Also your Force perception argue doesnt work because anytime we see that its used by a Master or Someone that has trained for a long time in the force
We now return to "Az Losing His Mind" episode 7 😂
Sooooo much better than watching the actual show. 😂
@@KnightlyRogue facts, wouldn't watch any of the crap if they paid me but The Fellowship dunking on them is always good laughs 😂
Dem Rangs Dem Rangs is on the way😂😂😂😂
@@ViolentMessiah666 MAKE IT. MAKE. SENSE
@@SeSeReRfRf I don't know how, I need someone to explain it to me as well 😂
Turns out lesbian space witches are just like generation stations on the power grid. As soon as their cycles are out of sync they all shut down.
"A Jedi and a Padawan climb a mountain..."
I thought that was going to be an opening to a joke.
'Lesbian communist space witches when in a volatile situation and decide to become terrifying smoky spectres...'
"It's just a prank bro"
Wait, so the big twist, the big reveal that master Squidgame announced 4-5 times before getting interrupted was ... 🥁
There is no f*cking twist! It happened just as we assumed it did in episode 3?
Genius Leslye, genius! 👏
Funny how that happened almost at the same time as the season finale of Doctor Who where the twist is that there was no twist.
Your expectations were expected.
Actually, although it was in self defense...Sol did kill the twins mother. Although it was in defense of others, and possibly, accidental...Indara killed all of the space witches when she broke their mind control over the wookie. So, those are twists.
@@JohnDoe-yi4xd not really. A twist is a revelation of a previously unknown information that lets a situation appear in a differnt light or turns it on its head. While the witch attack and self defense were unknown, they change nothing about the general situation.
@@JohnDoe-yi4xd Stop it Lesley 😂
O please KK knows exactly what she is doing, she is a spoil brat that is destroying a toy that she can't have so no one else can have it.
How did the bint that brought George his coffee get to that position in the first place?
@@Karaksonen She must be very "handy" if you know what I mean... remember its hollywood.
@@Karaksonen I can only guess that it was because of who she was married to
I agree. All these people are envious of George's talent. So everything they do is a calculated insult. When Lucas keels over watch them act just like the turds in Marvel Comics did when Stan Lee died. They're not going to wait for the dirt to be thrown on top of the coffin before they piss in the grave.
I love that the fandom is not letting anyone forget that Lesbian Headlamp used to be HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT
The writers are so morally confused they don't recognize who is actually in the wrong in their own story!
The Jedi can sense life and feelings by using the force, they have sensors they've been using on that planet for 7 weeks, and at the most basic level, they have eyes to see. And for 7 weeks they never saw a giant castle?
Let's pull that 'thread' even more - they were sent there to research life discovered by what must have been earlier visitation to planet and neither original discovery nor Jedi there now could find massive mountain fortress with their ships scanners
Plant testing boxes and force detecting metal detectors? 🤣
Nothing works in duhsney star princess gurl bosses in space until it works.
I dont think they've used sensors the entire show. They haven't even used the force to find anything. They used a rodent.
😢😢😢
the writers didn’t have the common sense to give the castle a Wakanda/Themyscira type invisibility/cloaking field to prevent detection!!!
A giant castle that's at most a few hours walk away... They'd probably be able to SEE it from their little camp site! The show acts like they are just walking along the entire planet searching with their eyes and metal detectors lmao. STUPID
This show is the power of MONEY LAUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRING!
I call it the power of Bullllshiiiiiiiiit
well they are fucked because strong independant wihmen dont know how to do laundry
The failure of one…the failure of two…the failure of $180m
When Tolkien said that evil cannot create anything he was right.
Unless they are leeching off someone else's work those clowns cannot do anything creative because that would require having a soul, a thing they sold for success.
Not having a father in the home is the problem.
Nonsense. Tons of fathers are abusive drunks. Their children are better off without them.
Secondly, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with having two loving mothers.
@@Wright805
cant help but think you've got an ax to grind..."tons of fathers are abusive drunks"??
Truly sorry if you endured an awful childhood, but that level of bitterness will keep a bad pattern replicating. Heal.
"Why is this show so stupid?" Because THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT STAR WARS IIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
Haven't you heard? We the fans don't know what Star Wars is. These people know Star Wars more than any fan and even George himself lol
@@dudemantoys2061 You don't understand, this star wars show wasn't made for star wars fans.
Why is this show?
I disagree. They are full aware what sw is. Male audience driven. This is why they at Lucasfilm have made it their mission to destroy it and rebuild it to a feminist narrative. I.e. white men are all misogynistic and must be humbled.
Even as a show removed from Star Wars, it's a badd show in general.
Dreaming of a Batgirl - Acolyte crossover. $350 million should be enough to make it happen.
😂😂
Add another $100 million and get Robyn in the hood cast and Director X in it to. Would be....lovely.
Throw in Kamala Khan in the mix
Oooooo that would give both Disney and Warner Bros Discovery writedowns that no one would even dare question! Genius!
Oshaaa mann....take me by the hannn
Me, hearing a Jedi climbed a mountain: "Guess force jump doesn't exist...."
They concealed that information where Leslye would never find it: by having Obi-Wan do it in Episode I
"Why did you buy the flammable stone and steel" That whole bit had me cackling. XD
So was the Wookie using his metal detector to search for the plot or where the budget went in this dumpster fire?
I don't see $180M of film value. There is some oligarch level of money laundering going on somewhere, IRS are you listening?
"we been here for seven weeks and we've found no signs of life!"
An entire forest of living flora and some random blue butterfly things around them: "Are we nothing to you Whitey Mcfly?"
When they said that, I thought "We have too! And neither have WE!" 😂
Have they tried combing the forest?
ahh they went to skyrim
@@lordofthepizzapie9319 ohh what was that film where they used a giant afro comb to do that.
@@lupaswolfshead9971 Space Balls, right.
This is the equivalent of Palpaltine turning the exhaust port of the Deathstar into a unsecured tourist attraction.
"We found no sign of life". I guess a forest with giant bugs doesn't count...
That was my first thought.
"That's not how the Force works!" - Han Solo
@@serpentinious7745 Huh. I've seen all 6 Star Wars movies many times but don't remember him saying that. Maybe he said in some non-canon fan fiction or something.
@gungaloscrungalo8925 Yeah, probably.
If fire can burn in space, then stone is flammable, it just makes sense .
They are no more hold back by patriarchy
And space has oxygen. Brilliant!
Logic is part of the patriarchy, don’t you know?
Sidious wasted all of those years waiting for a clone army. All he had to do was break a lamp in the Jedi Temple. Problem solved.
You know... that actually makes sense.
I am waiting for the scene where they fly back to Coruscant and Master Trinity decides she doesn't want to go after all, so she jumps out of an airlock and starts to swim back, where she will conveniently meet totally not a sith chap floating on a 'space raft' in space...
“I can hold these two bridge halves up, but there’s no way I can grab both of these kids in midair with the Force.” MaKE It mAkE SeNsE!!!
I still can't believe that all those witches possessed one wookie jedi, only it's not strong enough against another single jedi's power to sever the possession. So much for "ThE pOwEr Of MaNy!!!" 🤣
The Power of One is stronger. That's why it was listed _first_
The power of weak plot device.
You forgot about "ThE pOwEr Of OnE, tHe PoWeR oF tWo!" 😂
The lady witch laughed during the ceremony because she knew how much of a joke their powers are...
@@EvilDoreshAll hail the Sithari.
Don't forget that this plot means the jedi let a force vergant being to leave unmonitored due to her washing out of training. This is a new force born existence we are talking about.
Disney thought Ep. 3 was so flawless that they had to show us again, but from the perspective of the Jedi so we could catch the 'excitement' from both angles... Why are the Jedi carrying all that guilt when they didn't do anything, but try to be the good guys?!?! Their deaths are even more pathetic and demeaning now....
28:28 "Fire KK...from a fucking trebuche, into the fucking sun!" Dude, stop. I can't breathe over here! Hahahaha!
2 girls 1 force 😂😂😂
At least the quality remains the same.
Except the reactions are aggravation and boredom instead of shock and disgust like the 2G1C reaction videos in 2007!
The "metal detector" scene (blink and you'll miss it. They jump cut locations like a TikTok video) ...The "metal detector" scene is literally a Metal detector. I kid you not, Disney's Audio description mode explicitly refers to it as "METAL DETECTOR" 💀💀
What. In. The. Actual. Fuck? 😮💨
@@ministryofwrongthink6962 There is a riveting scene in the finale where they use the nickels Chewie-adjacent found to feed the parking meter when they get back to coruscant.
sol- find anything yet?
wookie- we aint found shit!
The metal detector's off the chart! Even Master Yoda doesn't have a Metal Detector reading this high.
Might be an actual off-the-shelf metal detector but they probably spent half a million on the team that went out and bought it.
"They are searching the planet for good writing." I dont know why this made me laugh as much as it did.
Tom Servo "Rock climbing Joel." Joel "Ya, Rock Climbing..."
Sol is collecting Moss and behind him is Carrie-Anne Moss, Carrying Moss.
I read this in the voice of Moss from the IT Crowd for extra effect
Moss
I completely mossed it.
Well according to Disney sources this is absolutely the best writing they’ve ever seen. Us old Star Wars fans are just delusional because we still grasp on to the old ideas of making things make sense. Didn’t you realise now that you can do or say anything and it immediately becomes cold hard fact in today’s world? If you don’t agree with it then you are just a toxic hater? Sigh …… I miss the good old days 😢
"This planet should be uninhibited due to a Hyperspace accident."
This confirms Lesbian Headlamp doesn't know how the Hyperspace routes were formed. If the planetoid is orbiting a star, they would be fine. The Hyperspace drives would prevent you from firing if they detect you could cause damage to a planet and stop you from getting too close. Even during the formation of the Hyperspace routes they did so through a series of micro jumps never getting too close to any star/solar system (refining them closer, later). The larger danger are rogue planetoids, black holes, and potential debris in random space.
Addendum:
Just as an addition. In Hyperspace these ships are moving multiple times the speed of light. The Galactic Republic is about 20000 years old. If the planet had been involved in a Hyperspace crash, it would need to reform from space dust over millions of years.
The Great Hyperspace Disaster of 232 BBY is a big plot point in the old republic books set about 100 years before this series.
It is kind of the biggest universe shaking event that happened.
The following books are all about this event and it's aftermath :
Into the Dark
Light of the Jedi
The Great Jedi Rescue
The Edge of Balance, Vol. 1
A Test of Courage
The Rising Storm
That hyperspace accident is ridiculous bs too though.
@edwinsuijkerbuijk5106 you mean the new republic right? The old republic is atleast a thousand years before the battle of yavin
The republic is 1000 years old.
@@warrenmason1582 High Republic Era not the old republic oops.
They landed on a random location on a planet, which happened to be walking distance from where the force users, who didn't come from the planet which was the reason the Jedi expected to find force users on the planet, happened to settle.
Someone pointed out that the entirety of Babylon 5's 110 45 minute episodes adjusted for inflation cost less than this 8 episode disaster.
Let that sink in.
That show won so many awards for special effects back then so even though it's dated that was top of the line stuff back then. And they had 1 writter.
Exactly. Let's hope Babylon 5 isn't re-booted for the "modern audience"...
@@paulbeharrelloh they couldn't do that. Way to many straight main leads.
Top of the line effects? That's not how I remember it.
@@paulbeharrell uh there are rumors they are trying to reboot it.
Difference is when you have talent and producers behind projects that know what they're doing you can stretch budgets and still have quality. This show has people out of their depth in writing, creating and production along with a clear distain for the og and prequel trilogy.
Thank you for watching this so we don't have to. This actually managed to be worst than the Sequels. Wow this is an epic fail.
F to pay respect to Az's sacrifice.
Worse not worst
The accent you used for the inspector of the lesbian fortress pointing out the faulty wiring and lack of fire extinguishers was better than anything Disney put out star wars related.
The question remains: how many CZcamsrs would spontaneously combust if a Batgirl-Acolyte-Female Hulk Crossover happened.
Such big disturbance in the Matrix would destroy the whole Universe.
Add a velma cameo
The dumpster fire from that would be so glorious!
The one question that keeps going through my mind is, "HOW is this Star Wars?".
Gender Wars: Revenge of the Bints
It isn't
😂 This show would still tank even if it was marketed as a comedy or parody. 😂
The cat in A Quiet Place Day One is a better actor than those kids
Every Cat is a great actor.
So here is a terrifying prospect.
Spike head evaporated away so they could officially have/show a dark side user 'become one with the force'
i don't think spike bitch is dead, just did the weird harry potter evil teleporting away. My first thought on seeing the evil smoke warping was 'why are they copying the evil teleporting from harry potter?'
All the fire is because of the old misunderstanding - the "inflammable" stone is the same as thing as the "flammable" stone.
They didn't have patience to build the fortress the old-fashioned-way so they turned Creative Mode on, gave themselves full inventory of stone bricks, but they didn't notice the modded flammable ones look exactly the same!
The Acolyte is using anger to turn Az to the dark side.
Philosophy Tube: “IT IS MA’AM, JEDI!“
The Jedi were searching the planet for a decent script to read from... they found nothing.
One of the commie-space-force- "ladies" had extra nonlady bits, so the question behind the twin's parentage is now solved. It was the all-inclusive, super diverse, totally normal "woman" behind it the entire time
The Power of One created the Power of Two by shagging the Power of Many~
Then why are the twins melanated and not spiky?
The plot thickens...
@@e.c.winner7252 He probably identifies as a POC aswell. Its turns your nutjuice into diverse nutjuice ;-)
Even Grace Randolph criticised it!! You know it’s bad if even the ultimate Disney shill can’t find anything nice to say!
Disney's check didn't arrive on time, so Grace let here true feelings out. Just wait, Once she gets her shill money, Grace will go back to kissing the corporate boot.
He vader'ed!
It must be bad. 😂
I loved the repairman talking code violations LOL
Kelnacca looks like the love child of Santa Claus and Big Foot.
People need to start calling them out for using flashbacks in EVERY Disney Star Wars production. Lucas just threw us in at the deep end for every film he made and expected good writing to help us understand backstories, but Disney just show a flashback. Flashback to young Mando, flashback to young Boba, Flashback to young Andor, flashback to young Ahsoka, flashback to young Rey, flashback to young Kylo Ren, flashback to young Leia training as a Jedi. It has become as lazy and repetitive a Disney trope as surviving lightsaber stabbings and padding out runtime.
Disney is your typical bloated corporation. When this one thing works that one time really really well, they say "Hey, that was talked about and praised a bunch. That must be what made our loads of money. Do that again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again." Then they wonder why things aren't working out anymore and either give up or double down. And we can see the choice Disney has made.
It's literally on top of a freakin mountain. How the hell can you miss that 😂
These Jedi never trust their eyes, even when they _should_
Because Jedi, unlike ships, don't look up.
the $180,000,000 probably went to shut up the victims of Harvey and Leslye. Xoxo
The way you shouted "FORCE SENSITIVE PEOPLE!" honestly made me almost spit out the wine I was drinking.
Because that was hilarious and on point.
Thank you Disney Star Wars!
My lawn has never looked better!
you should be TOUCHING it not MOWING it...
@ronnyspanneveld8110 Touched it WHILE mowing it. Why not kill 2 birds with 1 stone?
Doing house chores is more entertaining than any of this Hollywood slop. Heck, watching the paint dry on my 40k miniatures is far more interesting than watching talentless hacks attempt anything Starwars related.
@@MyVengenceEndsNowJust do it behind the lawnmower to avoid injuries. OMG I gained the ability to state the obvious, maybe I should apply as a Disney SW writer.
@David_randomnumber 🤣🤣...You'll be 100% more qualified than anyone they have there at the moment.
The Acolyte needs to be deleted from Disney+. Don't even make physical copies. This should not be preserved at all. Erase it from all existence.
Yes. The 10000 reviews on CZcams will be a worthy replacement/epitaph
I used to believe that all art had an inherent right to exist. That iconoclasm was a shameful and barbaric practice reserved only for the close minded and cowardly.
I now see that I was wrong. In my dogmatic adherence to ideological purity, I failed to recognize that there ARE incidences where it is logically and morally correct
NO this would eliminate the evidence of the atrocities that DISNEY and Hollywood did to our favorites IP
Auschwitz was allowed to remain so people can remember the atrocities...future Star Wars fans need to remember
Auschwitz was left standing so people can remember the atrocities... future Star Wars fans need to remember
They could have had Sol only save May and feel regret not saving the right one, but try his best next 16 years hoping May turns good. Then it was Osha who feels jilted by the Jedi for not trying their best saving her and seeking revenge that they chose the evil sister.
Now ,now .we can’t have a story that makes any sense on this shitshow
The Wookie Jedi with the metal detector looks like he/they/it/ze/air is weed-eating.
Only one episode left in The Adventures of Meh and Oshit. I'd like to say it can't get any worse, but you know it always does.
If you always expect the worst, you’ll never be disappointed
Flashbacks aren't inherently a problem. The bad writing, however, absolutely is.
When I was in grade 10. I had to punch in the marks for grade 8 essays. The level of these essays was putrid! Anyone of these essays would have been on a higher level of these episodes.
The first episode is the memory Sol gave Osha this episode is what actually happened so neither is the issue
🎵"May didn't start the fire... it was always burning since the world was turning." 🎵
Imagine what Drinker could do with 180 million dollars... We are in the WRONG timeline. 😢
[Robyn Hood noises] intensify😂
Aside from the fact that Jedi masters should sense things inherent to the Force......let's scan an entire planet with a sensor than can cover , in a good day, one square kilometer. To scan an entire planet I imagine it would take..... let me calculate.... a few million years.
Where did they find these writers? At a garden sale of failed science fiction writers with drug and alcohol problems?
I'd say something about sci-fi writers having no sense of scale... but that'd be giving these hacks too much credit.
Danny Glover on the bog "I'm too old for this shit!"
Sol is carryin' moss 😂
It’s obvious the writers write with crayons … after they’ve eaten lots of crayons.
Hey now, those are a delicacy in the US Marine Corps.
These mongs ate paste.
50% of the budget went into buying loads of new crayons on the daily.
"The Acolyte, rhymes with shite..." Jesus F*ing Christ! I laughed so hard! xD
Don't you know how expensive is non-flammable stone?!!,and the why the base was concealed on the top of a mountain is that you would have to look Up to find It,( and hurt your neck on the process...)no Jedi would do that after spending hours and hours looking down with the "Force-detectors"...sorry I mean "Thread-detectors" ...Do I have to explain everything?!
funny how a jedi master can use the force to keep two platforms that easily weigh hundreds of pounds each from falling but he cannot use it to force levitate two 90 pound girls to safety. He has force sense but no common sense.
The final episode of this show should be a man in Jedi robes. He slowly turns to camera. He has his hood up, so you just see his eyes. Then, he gradually removes the hood revealing Neil Breen. That’s the only way any of this makes sense. It’s made by someone who has no idea how to make anything, like Breen
That would save it lol
@@michaelroberts3898 He does know how to write an incomprehensible script involving evil twins and is a master of godawful green screen
Hey, dont slander my man Neil like that!
@@Likexnermy bad man. My bad. This show makes me think bad thoughts
@@OateyMeal twisted pair is his magnum opus huh? The channel good bad or bad bad covers Breen movies in an entertaining way
HVBF ........You are absolutly my favourite way to watch Disney SW without having to watch Disney SW
We don't need space suits with oxygen supplies on this UNINHABITABLE planet with trees and grass! DONT YA GET IT?😂
Thanks, AZ, you've made me laugh out loud so many times ... I can't tell you how therapeutic it is. I love you on every forum I've ever seen/heard you in, and let me tell you, it's so good to get a few good soul-lifting cranium-soothing belly laughs when I need them most. Don't ever stop!!!!!
2 minutes in, and I'm already dying. 😂
Long Live "Lesbian Communist Space Witches!" 😂
Az kills me every time he says it. 🤣
You say they have no idea what they're doing. I say the only idea they've had since purchasing Lucasfilm was the complete and utter desctruction of the franchise.
You've got WEF cultists on thr board, and political actors as studio heads and writers. It was obvious from the start that "tearing down the old statues" was the only thing they cared about doing.
Good effort Az. For six episodes you stood strong. The seventh was so bad it almost broke you.
My review of this episode is that there are glimmers of an interesting story but its like its banging on a window of its own nightmare unable to get the attention of the cast passing be because theyre too busy metal detecting moss and feeling bad for defending themselves against 50 angry women passive aggressively attacking them with bad vibes.
My wife wants to watch this show. I already have through Az and Disparu. And it is so much more entertaining. 😂
Don't forget Critical Drinker!
Grumpy Grandpa here. I am glad that you are watching it. It saves me from having to go to therapy.😂😂😂👍
All I can say is "Thanks Az!" for enduring this on our behalf! This is amazingly AWFUL in so many ways!
Your sacrifice is appreciated, sir...Where you found the strength is beyond my ability to fathom!
Padawan Torbin set the events of the Jedi going back to the fortress in motion. However, it would not have mattered because Mae still set the fire. Even if Torbin had not run off to the fortress, Mae would still have burned down the base.
Well at least its great to make fum of all this nonsense
Ive been waiting for your reaction all morning lol
This guy looks like he doesn’t get enough sleep. He’s sacrificing his sleep to watch the acolyte for us. What champ
Exactly right Az. Modern Star Wars glosses over how quickly the Jedi go from fuzzy and huggy to deadly as soon as they catch a whiff of the dark side. There would have been no nonsense at all. Dark side witches would be killed immediately.