JLB Credits Goes Under - Peep Show
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- čas přidán 27. 01. 2014
- Mark's first day of being a manager is cut short after the whole office is told they are unemployed.
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chance would be a fine thing
ChrisMCR "hmmm saying that too often now"
Mark doesn't know how to be human
MrZedKay o
SoS-O-Vision he's like Zuckerberg really
Come on Corrigan your management get it sorted.
I love how Aberdeen is some promised land of finance.
But a massive shithole in reality hahahahaha
@@Trillmxtic oil rich. The Arabs of the Uk.
dublin boy full of oil but none of them live there. I went for 3 days once, pretty dismal place, not terrible like Dundee but not great
@@Trillmxtic fair enough. Is it really that dreary? Would you prefer Edinburgh or Glasgow for a weekend trip? Thinking visiting myself when things get back to normal (if they ever do).
dublin boy yeah. I went a few years back with my family Cos my dad randomly won a hotel weekend there hahaha. There was a really good arcade & mini golf but that’s it really. Don’t think I’d go again like, super long train journey from England aswell smh. Yeah Glasgow got a sick night life & Edi is nice
That random milk crate on the parking lot was my favorite supporting character
The art department at work
All done with CGI
Chance would be a fine thing
"Supporting." I get it!
'The last beamer out of Saigon' Love that line.
*Bimmer
instant he turns around theres another one sitting there
Reference to the last helicopters which left Vietnam and were literally punching civilians off to get away quicker from the surrounding Vietcong forces. Particularly the Saigon embassy
@@itsBATSMENnotBATTERS Yep, we all got the reference.
They should have stayed and finished the job. Just like Johnson.
Finding out that your colleagues had been having Friday drinks and you were never invited would be actually pretty devastating.
2:04 Jeremy’s face when he knows that Mark is pretending to know what he means 😂
Not to me. I hate people. I also hate booze
@@zapkvr truth brother
@@zapkvr booze hates you too
When I was 17 I got a part-time job at a new store that opened up just over the road from where I lived. I thought I was gonna be out of place but it turned out I wasn't even the youngest employee there. One day I went in to work and some colleagues, including the one who was younger than me, were talking about a night out they'd been on to a local Chinese restaurant. Every employee had been invited except me, and it was a weekly thing they'd been doing since the store opened. It felt horrible, and the worst part is they didn't even seem to realize that they hadn't invited me. Safe to say I didn't stay working there much longer.
The way Johnson says Frankfurt wrong with so much confidence killed me
Fwawnk-faurt
Fwaunk-Fourt
Apparently that was PJ’s own addition and he couldn’t stop corpsing 😂
Mark having his position of authority used against him by Jeff to mock him is *so* Mark
'The maintenance man's pulling his pud in the portakabin' is a line I HAVE to use in conversation just once!
@@chrishargreaves8016200 lattes to go **bursts into laughing**
I love Dobby's look of mild concern after Mark repeats himself 😂
The best acting in that show is without words, just looks and gestures.
@@al1665 True. They're all great actors. Like Webb's stare at 2:03. It's between disappointment and "I knew it".
Clean would be a fine shirt
Kaiben Music Fucking lol !
Hahahajajajajajajhahajajahahah
How clean you get that fine shirted, mate?
Corrigan! 200 cans of coke
old but got me good
Only Peep Show could make historical references so sublimely funny.
Western Unity that’s just what Jesus said
@Western Unity You try coming up with 'the Great Helmsman marching us to the next grain depot and bedding us down for the night'.
Go ahead, WU, break it down for me!
kentrider94 those kids have no ideas what went on in Stalingrad
Democritus was a beekeeper
@@termeownator the fact that Dobby was down on bees, saying they were stupid, really raises her dislikability.
Schhhtefan Straus and the rest in fwonkfwort are absolute mad lads
A point well made... a point well made.
I love how Allan goes all in on the "fwankfowt", but can't even pronounce "Strauss" right
What's wrong with how he says 'Strauss'?
@@chris1232123 it's supposed to be pronounced with a "SH" at the start, like the word "Straße" (street). In German, S at the start is never a hard S. If it's before a consonant it's pronounced SH and if it's before a vowel it's pronounced Z. It kinda exists in English as well, like how some people say "Shtrong" instead of "strong", or the way Sean Connery spoke.
@@amosungar5248 Ahh ok, thanks! Excellent use of Sean Connery as an example :)
@@chris1232123 nothing wrong, he sorta goes full German accent! Lol
@@Trig242 it is nothing like Fwonkfoyt in German
Officially the greatest pronunciation of 'Frankfurt' in the entire history of Frankfurting
This is my number one favourite clip from the whole of Peep Show. Perfect on so many levels. Johnson, Fwonkfwort, last beamer, 3rd floor daleks, chance would be a fine thing, where do management go, down the crown
hoii 200 lattes. Probably Jeff’s most likeable moment.
A fine clip indeed
fwonkfowt
sjrn24 this.😂
an excellent quote
In another episode he says it the standard English way, so a slight continuity error there
My auto subs didnt even attempt it lol just skipped to next word
@@Wally-H He did actually try to say it like this for several episodes, but he always cracked up
The guy who plays Johnson does some great acting in this scene
Paterson Joseph
He always nails his role, and that middle management wanky finance guy. He has the BMW, but he is nowhere near as rich as he’s like to be.
That episode he wears the sweater tied around his shoulders, and makes Jeremy the “real life, Indecent, Proposal” for £530.
Oh my god.
Shtephan Shtrauss and the guys in Fronkfouuur
Are the baddies from Fwronkfourrr into Parkour?
Thank you and goodnight England!
"Goodnight England"
I how how Alan quickly gets in his car and leaves the crowd after his speech.
Such a legend.
"The last Beemer out of Saigon"
the tyre screech and the milk crate are strokes of genius, what a great programme this was
1:10 The two lads in the background savaging Johnson.
@pukeylukey199 I KNOW, it's cringe
Great banter from those two
Best supporting characters in my opinion
@@filipzawistowski4390 but it's good!
2 blokes, probably don’t even know each others names. Bloke 1 thinks “this is my chance. Do something” so he nudges bloke 2 and does the hand gesture. Bloke 2 panics and thinks “shit, I need to do something now. Don’t want to be upstaged” and does the exact same hand gesture 😂
Heard someone say "Chance'll be a fine thing" yesterday and couldn't help but laugh.
You need to try a bit harder
I just got in from Aba-Deeeen
Craig_M And idonwanawornyoo
Frwonkfwort
The look Jez gives Mark when he realises Mark's never been invited to The Crown.
A look up and down of pity, sympathy and annoyed disappointment.
@@BH-98 So what does it mean to go down (on) the crown?
@@jacksdjfam go pub after work
@@jacksdjfam go down (go to) 'The Crown', a common pub name
"Alan, where do management go?!" ahaha. Sums up Mark's world view perfectly.
the delivery from Johnson on "Fwankfwort" is impeccable, take me Johnson I'm yours!
Alan Johnson: Thomas Cook
Mark Corrigan: 150,000 stranded British passengers
And the really sad thing is....I've worked at places like JLB Credit. Back in the mid 2000's, when the US economy was tanking and the market capitalization of Internet companies were free-falling faster than a cinder-block tossed out a high-rise window, I was working for an ISP (Qwest Communications) in Arlington, VA. Starting around 2004, you literally never knew if you or your work colleagues had a job the next day. One particular colleague, who sat right opposite me (we worked in a cube-farm) used to spend every lunch hour for over a year calling up his various friends discussing optional features and technical specs on various high-end, status-symbol cars, like BWMs, Mercedes Benzes, etc. Now, it was his lunch hour, so that was fine. Ok, so after over a year of this I heard him say one Thursday afternoon that he was going over after work that very day to pick up his brand new whatever. Cool, I thought. I won't have to hear about the pros and cons of this car vs. that car during my lunch hour anymore. So when I came in around mid-morning the next day (I worked a mid-morning to early-evening shift), I was rather surprised to see Tim's cube totally clean. Well, I figured he had moved to another cube. Nope. Laid off. That...frigging....morning. The very morning after he brought home his baby. So that taught me not to make any long-term plans or financial commitments while working at Qwest. The next Christmas eve, which fell on a Friday, I went for a late "liquid lunch" with several of my co-workers. We came back in the late afternoon only to be met by a stream of provisioners walking to the elevators, each carrying a brown box containing their personal items. Qwest had laid off the entire provisioning division, something like 20 employees, on a Friday, at 4PM....on Christmas Eve. Merry...Fucking...Christmas. And while those people's lives were turned upside down through no fault of their own, I bet Qwest's executives made sure they got their year-end bonuses from the salaries of those whom they laid off that day.
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Chance would be a fine thing
It's a savage garden
@Rowan Melton lol i was thinking exact same thing, guy sounds like Patrick Bateman
Get another job was out of the question?
Johnson, what a great character. Pretty much always able to sweet-talk his way out of everything - even be it the very last moments when he lays off his entire staff, reassures them everything's gonna be great, and drives off probably with a hefty golden handshake from it all.
The types of people, and the systems they represent, who make me want to put on a face bandana and go violently protest in the streets against the consequences of rising inequality and unregulated finance sectors - even when I know that's not the most sound way to go about it.
It gets me aroused how Johnson says ‘Frankfurt’
normal reaction, i can now never enter frankfurt without an erection
Why? Sausage is it?
@@stevechristie2569 Then you go and ruin it all by saying something stupid.
@@Wykesidefruitmachine 🎶... like "I ...like - you" 🎵
I love how they accelerated the video when Johnson is scaping to his car
jeremy getting a legitimate job caused such a universal imbalance that the company he works for collapsed in a single day - couldn’t have gone any other way
Incredible and inspiring leadership by Johnson here
This and "Hi, I m Robert Grayson" are 2 of my favs
Fun fact: The crate Johnson stands on is the same one Mark stands on to pee in the hot sauce in S7E3 :D
The way Johnson strides up to that box he needs to stand on....It's like he owns that box. He has become at one with the box. As far as anyone is concerned he is 6'5 and that's all there is to it.
I KNOW PHWAAAAAAAHAAAABAHAAAAAAAA HAA HAA HHAA LMFAO JOHNSONS FINAL SPEACH SO FUKN FUNNY THEN JUST SAYS GOODNITE ENGLAND JUMPS IN THE BEEMER AND IGNORES MARKS PLEAS AND ITS ITS ADIOS ZOOMIN OUT THE CAR PARK HILARIOUS
@@geoffparis4337the car will be in the hands of the liquidators tomorrow
Jeff is such an alpha that he used marks manager position to mock him
Chance would be a fine thing
@@TheTaterTotP80 that's the same thing
Agreed, Jeff is the ultimate example of an Alpha.
@@simonfeakes I don't know it felt quite good when he socked mark a headbutt.
The fact that someone would somehow see Jeff as 'alpha' or having desirable traits in anyway shows just how messed up society really is
Saying that too often now..
NickSheridanVids chance would be a fine thing...
@@josephlinden1630" a fine thing indeed"
It enhances the powerful sense of dread.
chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed.
*stands on milk crate*
It's such a Johnson thing to do, egoistical sociopath.
The way he says Frankfurt has me crying
Whoever is in charge of writing Mark's internal monologues is the great genius of our time.
Johnson standing on top of the crate to deliver the most vacuous speech reminded me so much of Logan doing the same thing while standing on the paper boxes in Succession season 4 (aka something that Rupert Murdoch was actually photographed doing)
Fronkfwort
Soon as, quick as!
Stefan Strauss still there?
Babylon Central the nazi gold
I can reassure you that STEFAN STRAUSS and the rest of Fronkfwort
“The last Beemer out of Saigon!” 😂
Did anyone else notice Johnson pumping out his shoulders as he gets in the car?
Jeff's doing a joke
Chance would be a fine thing
Allan Johnson is an incredible character. Genius work from the actor.
I'm not an english speaker, so i'm sure i'll make a few mistakes along my post.
But i'm so truly in love with this scene that i'm forced to talk about it. It is probably one of my favourite moments through the whole series. It just sums up to perfection the general feeling of awkwardness that flows throughout Peep Show. Of course, Mark and Jez are great in here, but it is obvious that everything is focused in Johnson's speech. In just a minute we, the viewers, contemplate the magnitude of the tragedy that JLB UK is going to cross.
Johnson, standing on the crate, starts to articulate one of the most dramatic yet cynical speeches that mankind has ever heard. "I've just got in from... Aberdeen", the promised land, Arcadia. Then he dithers. "I wanna warn you that..." He says it in such a profound and also hypocritical way; we can hear how he gulps. "You're probably going to be hearing a lot of rumours"; it's like a doctor that lies to his patient because he knows that he's going to die soon. Then appears "Steffan Strauss and the rest in Froonkfwort", a group of mythological beings from a legendary place. But what kills me is: "[these beings] are doing everything they can", when, in reality, the situation is quite the opposite. And in that precise moment we can recognise how Johnson tries to soften the tone: "Everything is looking promising", what exactly?-, so that he can hurry drop the bomb: "BUT (this "but" truly defines the dramatic atmosphere) I need to inform you that you're all officially unemployed".
Just perfection.
Great summary
Lmfao
Fronkfwoort 🤣🤣
Even the rhythm and the cadence are perfectly balanced in the speech. Just like Johnson on his milk crate
Ha…yep, how to drop a bomb softly, knowing he’s ok and getting out asap in a top of the range beemer.
I like the fact they locked the doors when, as it's supposedly only an alarm, most of them would have left their bags and other personal belongings inside. Surely that would be criminal?
^
criminally smart
Criminal indeed
The secret ingredient is crime
@@stevebrizzle Chance would be a fine thing
FRONK-VORT
Chance would be a fine thing.
A fine thing indeed
Lol I have that "chance will be a fine thing" thing, but with the word "indeed". Literally every time I have no idea how to respond to a jokey thing said at me: "Hahaha indeed".
When I first watched the show I somehow ended up thinking JLB closed because Mark didn't fire Sophie.
I have no idea why Johnson pronounces Frankfurt like that but I like it.
" Get it sorted" One of the most English things to say. Can't express how much I miss this show
"The last beemer out of Saigon!"
Mark's tie looks like Super Hans' rental snake
Red next to black, jump the f*** back.
Corrigan, 200 latte’s
The writing is just too good.
How come it got so bad later in S8 onwards
hoii There were still some great moments s 8/9
Boris’ lockdown speech
Better than boris
Johnson for prime minister!
....wait a second
If this were Succession, the line would be "The last Benz out of Saigon".
The tie Mark wears is the first one I ever brought after graduating back in 1999.
This sounds amazing at 0.5 speed.... load of drunk JLB employees
Channnce wud be a fine thinnn
Classic scene. Top 10.
Just heard Frankfurt mentioned on 6 Music and started doing impressions of Johnson saying it so just had to revisit this scene. Watching it back after all this time, it captures the fluffy management speak around redundancies perfectly. One of my mates got made redundant in similar circumstances to this along with about 150 others at a major credit reference agency - they were bundled into a warehouse under the pretence of a training exercise, told they were being "made unavailable for future activities", but then not to feel too bad as there were 150 Big Mac meals on a desk at the back of the room, before management all but ran into a car and drove off exactly like Johnson does.
"Thank you and goodnight England"
I've watched this so many times.
A fine thing indeed
March us to a grain depot and bed down for the night...lol
A new season has been announced.....
Chance would be a fine thing.
A fine thing indeed.
1:31 Boris Johnson on the Corona Virus
& 0:37
the thumbnail for this video looks like two rival translators are doing two different sign language versions of the show and staring each other down
“We’ll have everything sorted, soon as, quick as”
Stephan strows and the boys from fronkfwot
I really wish Jez had a longer stint at JLB, could have been quite fun
You know what Mark says about chance
A fine thing?
@@jammin2575 A fine thing indeed
*a fine thing indeed*
A fine thing indeed!
"What about my Danish sofa..."
The way he says Frankfurt cracks me up
jez's first day and the company collapses and everyone gets sacked
I was convinced he was saying "Charles would be a fine thing" and just assumed it was some British expression I would never understand.
Bob's yer uncle.
Mark was simply looking forward to being Johnson's b****, aka Camilla.
Tickle y' fancy?
Damn I feel for Mark. Getting finally a dream job, starting to get your hands on it and quickly losing it due to some bs thing out of your hands. Happened to me during the start of the pandemic.
The entire point is that Mark never gets what he wants.
Scary how real that's becoming now
Gotta love Johnson the guy just does not give 2 solitary shits does he 😂
No one:
Johnson: Fwonkfwort
I love the way he says “Frankfurt”
"That's a thing people say isn't it"
"Can I have a t-shirt?"
0:36 - This is so well delivered
“The last Beamer out of Saigon”
This is honestly how I read Ed Woodward's resignation statement this morning.
JLB creditS? You Jezzed that up.
A real Jezzing.
Interesting that we hear Mark's internal monologue while we're seeing Johnson's pov. That seems unusual for this show
I have marks tie. Used to wear it every day to work
Shout out for the bottle crate. I new it before it was famous.
Can’t wait to come off furlough tomorrow and have this happen to me 🤣
FUCKIN LOVE JOHNSON HES SO FUNNY LET ME REASURE U STEFAN STRAUSS ARE ALL DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN TALKS ARE ONGOING BUT I NOW HAV TO INFORM U UR OFFICIAY UNEMPLOYED LMFAO
THE DOORS ARE LOCKED ABSOLUTE CLASSIC
Stefan Stwaaaaaaaws
And the rest in Fwonkfort
...doing everything they can.