Mark Finds Out He's The Father - Peep Show

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  • čas přidán 24. 01. 2014
  • Sophie calls Jez to let him know that Mark is the father of her baby, but the news isn't delivered that well . . .
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Komentáře • 226

  • @flyforce16
    @flyforce16 Před 10 lety +216

    "Fuck you, Bush" is the best worst poem ever.

    • @Veralos
      @Veralos Před 8 lety +85

      I love the way the last line is the same as the first line.

    • @DaProHobbit
      @DaProHobbit Před 7 lety +72

      He did that on purpose, actually.

    • @cccraigus
      @cccraigus Před 6 lety +6

      Worst.... Best.... These are just words.

    • @screamtoasigh9984
      @screamtoasigh9984 Před 6 lety

      Have you ever heard Rick's Cliff poem on The Young Ones? : czcams.com/video/LVPAP62TvRY/video.html

  • @niriop
    @niriop Před 8 lety +1671

    A mere thirty seconds of pure and utter relief and happiness...destroyed in an instant.

    • @danielr3522
      @danielr3522 Před 4 lety +22

      Yep, I'll bet that creeping sense of dread returned very quickly. Reminds of me of Jasper regaining and then promptly losing his sight in 'The Simpsons' - 'Oh well, easy come easy go.'

    • @smokepepsi
      @smokepepsi Před 4 lety +5

      Bit like cocaine

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 Před 4 lety +13

      More like destroyed in an infant

    • @Landie_Man
      @Landie_Man Před 3 lety +4

      Pause at 3:39. That frame is the precise point the happiness vile shatters.

    • @rikkiswift4479
      @rikkiswift4479 Před 3 lety +11

      The funny thing about this is he actually reacts worse on the Christmas episode when Jeremy said he forgot the turkey rather than finding out this news lol

  • @memba111
    @memba111 Před 8 lety +1066

    'I'm free, I can do anything, I CAN LEAVE T-MOBILE!' hahaha, great line ;D

    • @kickpublishing
      @kickpublishing Před 4 lety +29

      Nobody can leave T Mobile

    • @lukej452
      @lukej452 Před 2 lety

      T-Mobile balance be getting deducted after you die tho.

    • @ottohartmann7444
      @ottohartmann7444 Před 9 dny

      @@kickpublishing I'm never upgrading; why would I? It just feels like an good pair of jeans.

  • @okaysure69
    @okaysure69 Před 8 lety +249

    The pause before he says 'then why the fuck did you tell ne it was yours' is genius.

  • @Pululapu
    @Pululapu Před 6 lety +449

    Are you happy now, bush?

  • @WeaselKing1000
    @WeaselKing1000 Před 4 lety +210

    I love how in THE VERY SECOND Mark's ecstatic about the lack of knot in his stomach, Jez appears round the corner with the awkward grin. Perfect timing. Poor Mark.

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r Před rokem

      He's blocking it now. Lol magic. Lol Mark or Jeff? Lol

  • @thefourthwall9022
    @thefourthwall9022 Před 4 lety +267

    I've always thought Mark's eyes are like a sharks...

    • @thescrutineer7022
      @thescrutineer7022 Před 4 lety +7

      Or a hamster!

    • @MatthewSmith-jy1sh
      @MatthewSmith-jy1sh Před 4 lety +23

      Mark the shark is in business!

    • @tullamorejameson480
      @tullamorejameson480 Před 3 lety +2

      Mahk Tank

    • @StuSaville
      @StuSaville Před 3 lety +5

      Sometimes that Mark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a Mark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'

    • @tillerman7272
      @tillerman7272 Před 2 lety +6

      You’re stripes, Mark

  • @akaakaakaak5779
    @akaakaakaak5779 Před 5 lety +75

    3:38 Marks' sudden snap

  • @jontybird6176
    @jontybird6176 Před 5 lety +90

    Love how he tries to hang up on Sophie before she’s told him who’s it is 😂

  • @J.L.Media.
    @J.L.Media. Před 10 lety +181

    One of the best bits ever. I love when Jez comes though to tell Mark the truth and you can see whats coming. Genius comedy writing.

  • @jojosimono5714
    @jojosimono5714 Před 4 lety +37

    I like how Mark went from kissing Jeremy's forehead to stabbing his dinner in a snap

  • @Sock1122
    @Sock1122 Před 3 lety +67

    3:38 honestly this freak out is on par with the Christmas Turkey outburst in my opinion.
    Love it when David goes balls to the wall

    • @richarddunne9802
      @richarddunne9802 Před 2 lety +10

      I actually think he freaked out more about the turkey, which is kind of funny.

  • @possessedslig
    @possessedslig Před 9 lety +382

    Whenever me and my mate are baked and looking for something good to watch we always come back to this. Ah good old peep show, I must have seen every episode about four times but it never stops getting funny.

    • @jcse16
      @jcse16 Před 6 lety +7

      'It never stops being funny' or 'it never gets old'
      One or the other, you can't just have a bit of both.

    • @BamM88
      @BamM88 Před 6 lety +15

      scumdrops maybe he was baked :D

    • @agdgdgwngo
      @agdgdgwngo Před 6 lety +1

      I think they're gonna age like fine wine, hopefully Peep Show box sets will be worth millions

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 Před 5 lety +3

      I've seen every episode at least 20 times and I don't even smoke weed anymore

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 Před 5 lety

      never stops getting old this

  • @MrVarunparmar
    @MrVarunparmar Před 4 lety +102

    I never laughed so hard when he started stabbing the bag while looking at him

    • @ethioman123
      @ethioman123 Před 2 lety +2

      I rewatch this scene every so often just for that! Tears of laughter every time

  • @ThDiamondStandrd
    @ThDiamondStandrd Před 10 lety +139

    " I can leave T-Mobile" (I found this especially comical because there's a T-mobile ad right next to the video on my screen).

    • @prpwnage9296
      @prpwnage9296 Před 4 lety +4

      Write in to the bbc about it, maybe then can include one in box sets so people can get the same experience as you.

    • @fparnaby8366
      @fparnaby8366 Před 4 lety +1

      @@prpwnage9296 Brilliant: love it!

  • @Goose.Films.
    @Goose.Films. Před 6 lety +177

    For the first time in 25 years I'm not filled with a creeping sense of dread

  • @cboy8598
    @cboy8598 Před 4 lety +28

    The way Jez walks out the door after Dobby leaves is masterful

  • @FuckdasketsHOPassass
    @FuckdasketsHOPassass Před 5 lety +81

    some of the best acting in comedy

    • @mellowords
      @mellowords Před 4 lety +9

      Mark's little jaw movement just before exploding is so great.

  • @L3athaface
    @L3athaface Před 5 lety +74

    I'm free of a creeping sense of dread! '.. I need to speak to you mark..' 😂😂

  • @curlyfm
    @curlyfm Před 7 lety +221

    Fork my leg

  • @youllgetnoinfoaboutmytwitt5689

    When mark is angry he sounds exactly like valen dreth from oblivion.

    • @kristobaz2474
      @kristobaz2474 Před 6 lety +25

      THE GUARDS ARE COMING.
      FOR YOU!
      NYHEEHEHEHEHHEHEHE

    • @Skrimear
      @Skrimear Před 5 lety +6

      best comment i've ever read

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel Před 4 lety +1

      Mainly cos they sound posh, especially when they’re mad. 😆

  • @MrMongoose221
    @MrMongoose221 Před 4 lety +24

    I love the celebration Jez makes when she first says Mark lol

  • @ndiggidy87
    @ndiggidy87 Před 4 lety +18

    Marks' face when he is forking the bag 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nks80
    @nks80 Před 7 lety +392

    Elena is so beautiful!

    • @DirectorHMAN
      @DirectorHMAN Před 5 lety +24

      Too bad she's a crazy bitch

    • @Fonzleberry
      @Fonzleberry Před 5 lety +29

      I'll never trick someone this beautiful into loving me again.

    • @rentalsnake6542
      @rentalsnake6542 Před 4 lety +21

      Let's have ourselves a goggly eyed freak of a son!

    • @RaferJeffersonIII
      @RaferJeffersonIII Před 4 lety +15

      Nate Potter that’s a stigmatism. I didn’t call you fatty, so

    • @Bonoscot
      @Bonoscot Před 4 lety +2

      If you want a good nights sleep...marry a fat bird

  • @Chedz1986
    @Chedz1986 Před 10 lety +313

    We are not equals pequals. Hahaha

  • @agdgdgwngo
    @agdgdgwngo Před 6 lety +53

    "The world is an oyster"

  • @KeenanClements
    @KeenanClements Před 10 měsíci +4

    Thank god it was Mark’s, seeing David Mitchell not stressed is weird

  • @DarrenBonJovi
    @DarrenBonJovi Před 10 lety +59

    "I'm not having a baby…"

  • @krisztianwirsz3612
    @krisztianwirsz3612 Před 3 lety +6

    'Contrary to what I said a few seconds ago' HAHAHAHA, Jezest thing ever.

  • @ShearsOfAtropos
    @ShearsOfAtropos Před 7 lety +43

    I can leave T-mobile!

  • @jf3490
    @jf3490 Před 7 lety +40

    "I'M NOT HAVING A BABY"

  • @hopefulkoala01435
    @hopefulkoala01435 Před 5 lety +12

    3:38 always remember this bit hahah

  • @kylewhitehead1684
    @kylewhitehead1684 Před 6 lety +39

    "Fork My Bag!" NEEDS to be a T-shirt. Somebody contact the necessary authorities!

  • @awesome3995
    @awesome3995 Před rokem +2

    Love when, even at the height of Mark's fury, he doesn't want to harm Jeremy.

  • @katyo1791
    @katyo1791 Před 5 lety +10

    I feel like the bush poem is a reference to ricks poem about cliff richards in the young ones

  • @purplecrown505
    @purplecrown505 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Mark complains about the heating being too high, yet it never occurs to him to take off one of the two layers he's wearing 😅

  • @christianlesurfmusic
    @christianlesurfmusic Před 5 lety +36

    While this is a very funny clip, I feel very sad for Mark as a whole in this episode....

  • @sacrilegiousboi978
    @sacrilegiousboi978 Před 3 lety +15

    It would’ve been even more hilarious if Dobby had returned whilst Mark was stabbing the bag

  • @bigbowlowrong4694
    @bigbowlowrong4694 Před 3 lety +5

    Mark freaked out about this slightly less than he freaked out about the turkey

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Před 2 lety

      He's always about a hair away from losing it totally. Obviously a lot of repressed rage simmering very close to the surface. Archetypal Briton really. They like to think they're polite. Don't ever get one in a corner. They go postal

  • @theuberman7170
    @theuberman7170 Před 4 lety +3

    His face when he says "I'm gonna help you through this man..." LOL!!!!!!!

  • @emmatorode6704
    @emmatorode6704 Před 3 lety +3

    I love jeremys shit drawing on the wall at 2:35

  • @493HZ
    @493HZ Před 4 lety +8

    This is almost an anthology of if you have children or not

  • @DaBIONICLEFan
    @DaBIONICLEFan Před 3 měsíci

    The way he says "Okay then" trying to hang up is brilliant haha

  • @averygoodname2972
    @averygoodname2972 Před 2 měsíci

    Jez with an epiphone, accompanied by the constant mentioning of The Beatles. Classic

  • @mattyreynolds4243
    @mattyreynolds4243 Před 8 lety +90

    I bet he leaves that for me to wash up later :D

  • @gnomeflight
    @gnomeflight Před 6 lety +46

    4:26

  • @valiantthor2215
    @valiantthor2215 Před 3 lety +3

    Geeez she is so beautiful it hurts!

  • @tomkenning5482
    @tomkenning5482 Před 4 lety +7

    Jez could've probably avoided this if he'd thought quick enough to just say 'turns out it isn't mine' and acted all sad

    • @macman975
      @macman975 Před 2 lety

      Hmm probably wouldn't have been as funny!.

  • @carlosalegria4776
    @carlosalegria4776 Před 6 lety +13

    I can leave T mobile
    lmao

  • @filipzawistowski4390
    @filipzawistowski4390 Před 4 lety +3

    Mark's jumper though.

  • @gordonferrar7782
    @gordonferrar7782 Před 5 lety +12

    that's some quality forking.

  • @manlikesean1
    @manlikesean1 Před 5 lety +3

    Marks face at 4.26 😂

  • @RadagonTheRed
    @RadagonTheRed Před 5 lety +106

    Elena was the hottest 13/10 on Peep Show! She even beats Nancy (by a long way). 😍

  • @manlikesean1
    @manlikesean1 Před 5 lety +5

    You must really hate me 😂😂😂

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 Před 4 lety +2

    “I can leave T-mobile!”

  • @junewalker9341
    @junewalker9341 Před 4 lety +2

    0:38 is how we sound to advanced alien life when we talk about poetry

  • @liamreid5407
    @liamreid5407 Před 6 měsíci

    “I can leave T-Mobile” completely caught me off guard the first time I watched this.

  • @julikeah
    @julikeah Před 5 lety +61

    Elena is potentially the most attractive woman I’ve ever seen

  • @hungryhog1
    @hungryhog1 Před 5 lety +1

    nice 2001 space odyssey reference at 1:58

  • @nickmagee-brown739
    @nickmagee-brown739 Před 2 lety +1

    "equals pequals"

  • @theorgazoid4918
    @theorgazoid4918 Před 5 lety +6

    We are not equals pequals

  • @TheRealAaronFinn1
    @TheRealAaronFinn1 Před 4 lety +4

    Have you ever noticed jeremy is just not taking any of this seriously

  • @elliotthedissident6077
    @elliotthedissident6077 Před 4 lety +13

    Usually I would condemn Jez for this sort of behavior but when a woman like Elena is involved I don't think he can be blamed too harshly.

  • @TwentyTwenty90
    @TwentyTwenty90 Před 6 lety +4

    God, I haven't seen this scene for yonks. Creasing. Equals pequals.

  • @elliemiller74
    @elliemiller74 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Fork my bag!"

  • @OllieTudor
    @OllieTudor Před 6 lety +7

    too many jokes quotes from this one

  • @diegocky212
    @diegocky212 Před 10 měsíci +1

    This may be the funniest scene ever 😂😂😂

  • @xyz-ns7ym
    @xyz-ns7ym Před 4 lety +1

    I can leave t-mobile 🤣

  • @martynclarke8400
    @martynclarke8400 Před 3 lety

    "Equals pequals"

  • @mansakonko7777
    @mansakonko7777 Před 4 lety

    Class!

  • @MrJaynash
    @MrJaynash Před 4 lety +8

    Imagine having that reaction to just finding out your baby is fine 😂

  • @t-rex4211
    @t-rex4211 Před rokem

    4:26 😂👍

  • @alfexsinosystems9205
    @alfexsinosystems9205 Před 2 lety

    equals pequals. I love that

  • @abominablesnowman3494
    @abominablesnowman3494 Před 3 lety

    "equals pequals."

  • @PilotExplorer
    @PilotExplorer Před 3 lety

    You can never leave T-Mobile

  • @roccoparks
    @roccoparks Před rokem

    The way JEZ reacted is exactly how I would have done in his situation

  • @gingerg85
    @gingerg85 Před 4 lety +4

    Is it wrong that I really want to show the first minute and a half to my TY English class? We're studying poetry at the moment.

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan Před 10 měsíci

      If you do I don't think they'll be paying to much attention to Jez' poetry.

  • @jacktheflipper3591
    @jacktheflipper3591 Před 4 lety +2

    And he leaves that for me too wash up later

  • @WildAnimalChannel
    @WildAnimalChannel Před 4 lety +6

    Thanks. I did that on purpose.

  • @DhevC
    @DhevC Před 2 lety +1

    Equals pequals.

  • @mateiungur-naghi7095
    @mateiungur-naghi7095 Před 4 lety +10

    I want to smack all the characters to death with a brick sometimes, but they are so funny! Hope I don't meet more people like these in real life!

  • @AcidOverseer
    @AcidOverseer Před 5 lety +4

    BUSH

  • @drinks1019
    @drinks1019 Před 4 lety

    I mean, couldn’t he have at least waited until after they got it on to tell Mark.

  • @spartybrearly7221
    @spartybrearly7221 Před rokem +1

    Jeremy’s lack of honesty was wrong but ultimately Mark got himself into this.

    • @zapkvr0101
      @zapkvr0101 Před rokem +1

      Except Sophie cheated so theres that

  • @vladyslavanufriiev1224

    you gotta fork something

  • @ZagrajmySobie
    @ZagrajmySobie Před 3 lety

    Petes Campbells flame seems to be fine after all.

  • @olliejspencer
    @olliejspencer Před 3 lety

    Equals Pequals

  • @jamesulbot
    @jamesulbot Před 6 měsíci

    This will be the happiest, and most depressed Mark has been in his entire life

  • @alexmousley7213
    @alexmousley7213 Před 3 lety

    Painfully funny!

  • @spartybrearly7221
    @spartybrearly7221 Před rokem

    Elena 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Landie_Man
    @Landie_Man Před 3 lety +1

    How old is mark here? I would assume late 30s. He says the first time he’s not had a creeping sense of dread for 25 years. So he’s probably referring to being a child of 10-12. So he’s probably about 37 here? This is 2009, they got the flat about 2003. There’s no way he’s 25 in 2009!

    • @Landie_Man
      @Landie_Man Před 3 lety

      @ncfclee makes sense. Thank you.

  • @aclevername9381
    @aclevername9381 Před rokem

    At least it's not mine!

  • @arunnoj6633
    @arunnoj6633 Před 2 lety

    3:54-3:55 and 3:56

  • @georgedavisisinnocent79
    @georgedavisisinnocent79 Před 10 měsíci

    Damn, I forgot how much of a thing I had for Elena.

  • @drexlspivey5828
    @drexlspivey5828 Před 4 lety

    Jez looks like he's wearing a hoop in the thumbnail

  • @astropgn
    @astropgn Před 2 lety

    "We are not equals pickuals"

  • @radiopinkzeppelin2
    @radiopinkzeppelin2 Před rokem

    Equals p-quals 😆

  • @Freakybananayo
    @Freakybananayo Před 3 lety

    Lol. How come she didn't just call Mark

    • @Momofan69
      @Momofan69 Před 2 lety +1

      Did you not.. watch the scene?

  • @1800astra
    @1800astra Před 4 lety +4

    I think that knot in Mark's stomach might be back. Jez is such a shit, but in a curious and almost karmic sense, Mark deserves everything he gets.

  • @itsbort
    @itsbort Před 4 lety

    everyone to the current PM