How To Make Valentine’s Day NOT Suck | YMH Highlight

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  • čas přidán 15. 02. 2023
  • Highlight From Episode 695: • Valentine's Day Sucks!...
    Valentime’s Day is absolute trash, but the mommies know how to make it better. Stop making it about other people! Go out to dinner, but do it for yourself. Also, make sure you do it BEFORE you eat. It’s harder to get busy when you’re too full.
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Komentáře • 101

  • @tipilot3791
    @tipilot3791 Před rokem +12

    I'll never get tired of tom doing his sons voice. its the funniest thing

  • @markandrew5352
    @markandrew5352 Před rokem +150

    Christina burping in the mic is so funny, said no one ever.

    • @murph7421
      @murph7421 Před rokem +6

      The fart mic was way better

    • @Squatch_11
      @Squatch_11 Před rokem +6

      She's no Mark Normand, that's for sure.

    • @DeanOliver1964
      @DeanOliver1964 Před rokem +3

      It does get old and every time she does it I feel the palm of my mother's hand across my face when I did that 50+ years ago.

    • @ptptpt123
      @ptptpt123 Před rokem +4

      It was a very man moment. That woman is the man.

    • @kylepollard8727
      @kylepollard8727 Před rokem +6

      I’m convinced she started trying to play a character to make the podcast better. And has now gotten lost in it.

  • @John94709
    @John94709 Před rokem +7

    On Valentines Day, I like to reserve a corner table in a fancy restaurant and casually walk by and drop fake engagement rings into young ladies drinks. It's incredibly entertaining.

  • @EricTheRea
    @EricTheRea Před rokem +2

    Mr. "It's not a bank, like Daylight SavingS and Loan" over here saying Valentimes like a 4-year-old. 🤣

  • @Dredfullart
    @Dredfullart Před rokem +7

    Why do so many ppl say Valentimes day?
    It's Valentine's Day, as in Saint Valentine....
    Yeah I know I "sound" like a c*nt 😂

  • @GlorifiedGremlin
    @GlorifiedGremlin Před rokem +7

    4:05 it's always easier once you have your own kids. There's a reason parents (especially the one who takes care of them most, usually moms) are so tolerant to gross stuff like poop and puke. Because when you become a parent, you don't get to decide "nah, I'm done, I refuse to do that" anymore. That choice is just gone. You HAVE to take care of it, so you have to get over it lol

  • @cacaotocacao
    @cacaotocacao Před rokem +6

    2:20 Christina's face 😂😂😂

  • @clydefr0g
    @clydefr0g Před rokem +35

    First step: not be a fat poor

    • @mikeh024
      @mikeh024 Před rokem

      Step 2- dont drag ya cooch thru the streets

    • @murph7421
      @murph7421 Před rokem +3

      Damnit, fell at the first hurdle

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles Před rokem

      @@murph7421 🤝

    • @icecubemademedoit5181
      @icecubemademedoit5181 Před rokem

      First step: learn to english

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov Před rokem +1

      So don’t be a fan of Tom or bert. got it.

  • @theneverman
    @theneverman Před rokem +7

    hahaha, you call it Valentime's Day too

  • @hdjwjehdjdjhshsjxjdhd7113

    October 4th will be Jean's Day!👖👖

  • @JohnRollForeverDillo
    @JohnRollForeverDillo Před rokem +1

    My birthday is on jeans day this year let's gooooo

  • @tessamcqueen850
    @tessamcqueen850 Před rokem +1

    Valentime’s Day?! Anyone else catch that?

  • @EndChina
    @EndChina Před rokem

    Adda boy Tom! TopG woke you up haha

  • @626seano
    @626seano Před rokem +2

    "Valentime's Day"

  • @roel.vinckens
    @roel.vinckens Před rokem +1

    I really really want to take you out to this place called Hooters...

  • @thomashall6288
    @thomashall6288 Před rokem +2

    Not be in a relationship makes it super easy. Christmas was six weeks ago.

  • @Pooh420
    @Pooh420 Před rokem +2

    Jean day on my birthday 🎂 👖

  • @sanniyasin
    @sanniyasin Před rokem +1

    Valentimes

  • @fromdusktilspawn
    @fromdusktilspawn Před rokem

    got a new gun this v day , best v day ever!

  • @iancarmichael4356
    @iancarmichael4356 Před rokem +1

    Valentimes day

  • @KR-ki9hw
    @KR-ki9hw Před rokem

    I tried the going to "where I want to eat restaurant" with my wife. Did not work for me. She knows the game.

  • @stufoo
    @stufoo Před rokem

    make sure you do it for yourself. couldnt have said it better myself lol

  • @ZeroScapes
    @ZeroScapes Před rokem

    If she doesn't want bbq, she ain't it

  • @StrikerMP4
    @StrikerMP4 Před rokem +3

    If they catch on to the, I want to take you to |blank| but, you can also do the guess where I’m taking you, and give them 3 guesses, and your favorite of the 3. Ez claps.

    • @jspur6
      @jspur6 Před rokem

      Big 🧠 moves

  • @mana6316
    @mana6316 Před rokem +3

    Tom isn't unreal.... you ain't looking around in 2023 Christina

  • @princevermont7304
    @princevermont7304 Před rokem +2

    National fed smoker day, you have to go up to some form of law enforcement and fuck up their day 😂

  • @kennethgoettsch9201
    @kennethgoettsch9201 Před rokem

    W take

  • @kalypsoalphonse6863
    @kalypsoalphonse6863 Před rokem

    It's a holiday for good ad execs and companies that profit off making you feel bad for some reason.

  • @wobblysauce
    @wobblysauce Před rokem

    Listening to this wearing jeans that are maybe 18yo

  • @raging100
    @raging100 Před rokem +1

    So when is tom gonna divorce christine? About damn time

  • @mana6316
    @mana6316 Před rokem

    Be Tom side for your your kids

  • @SarahSkinnyJeans
    @SarahSkinnyJeans Před rokem

    Lol

  • @JoeWebe-lb4lg
    @JoeWebe-lb4lg Před rokem +1

    valentimes day? how old are you? lol

  • @kadiejensen3781
    @kadiejensen3781 Před rokem +1

    Bro. Honestly. It’s Valentine’s Day. Not valentimes day!!

  • @aaarooon9
    @aaarooon9 Před rokem +1

    valentimes...

  • @HI-RISER
    @HI-RISER Před rokem +1

    Valentimes?

  • @barrettpickett5603
    @barrettpickett5603 Před rokem

    You look away and say if you get to 400 I am not looking your way.

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot Před rokem +1

    “Valentimes”….?

  • @jakermon1014
    @jakermon1014 Před rokem

    Valen times day?

  • @juliantorres8818
    @juliantorres8818 Před rokem +2

    A little late..

  • @davidmcmanus9022
    @davidmcmanus9022 Před rokem

    Cincinnati fart day.

  • @gxkgstkdfjcjfufucjc
    @gxkgstkdfjcjfufucjc Před rokem +2

    Whats up with Toms nose

  • @maxwelljacobfreedom
    @maxwelljacobfreedom Před rokem +5

    Didn't you guys vote for Biden?

    • @twiddless
      @twiddless Před rokem +11

      Are you tiktoked?

    • @SpoopyDedBoi
      @SpoopyDedBoi Před rokem +3

      Touch my ballet through the fence!

    • @notthechannel2
      @notthechannel2 Před rokem

      @@twiddless he's tiktarded

    • @notthechannel2
      @notthechannel2 Před rokem +3

      Of course the wrestling nerd says something dumb like that

    • @clydefr0g
      @clydefr0g Před rokem

      I mean it was either sleepy joe or donny turds

  • @miguelechegollen8296
    @miguelechegollen8296 Před rokem +1

    Boy I try hard to like Christina but she has never made me laugh

  • @smokegbabylbc
    @smokegbabylbc Před rokem

    Tom looks like hes 60 and he only 43 ......

  • @Nu.kuul.blu2u
    @Nu.kuul.blu2u Před rokem +2

    when mommies call other mommies mommy it's beyond creepy...

    • @jspur6
      @jspur6 Před rokem

      It’s way cooler during a threesome, trust me 😂

  • @wolfverine9993
    @wolfverine9993 Před rokem +15

    Damn this pod really fell off…

  • @fatherofpie5763
    @fatherofpie5763 Před rokem

    Tom "Tic Toc"cant say a large number of words correctly.

  • @TheFishbulb80
    @TheFishbulb80 Před rokem +1

    Valen-Times?... are you 7?

  • @Nu.kuul.blu2u
    @Nu.kuul.blu2u Před rokem

    ignore it.

  • @briancooper5202
    @briancooper5202 Před rokem +2

    U should learn how to say ValenTINES days first!

  • @cornholio7296
    @cornholio7296 Před rokem +15

    Do people still think that Christina is funny or are we just pretending at this point? I’d run away from a female like that so quickly

    • @dh.008
      @dh.008 Před rokem +3

      Of course YOU would 🥸

    • @ssgdraconian6754
      @ssgdraconian6754 Před rokem +3

      Fr, so washed.

    • @kennyboy5143
      @kennyboy5143 Před rokem

      good thing no one asked you, male

    • @cornholio7296
      @cornholio7296 Před rokem

      @@dh.008 bruh go look in the mirror, that’s all. Smooches from your aunt doesn’t count as pullin females my boy

    • @utewbd
      @utewbd Před rokem

      She just has huge boobs and a nice face.