Man Loses His Virginity To A Car
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- čas přidán 24. 02. 2023
- This is a man who has loved over 1000 cars and lost his virginity to one.
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Can we all just thank Scott for going through and editing these long recording sessions for us? We appreciate your hard work, man.
Yes!
Yes thank you Scott 🥰
Agreed 💜
shout out scott, the real hero! besides Buff and Ken of course
@joshuawhitby6752 Is your surname Whitby, or are you from there? Sorry to ask, but it's just not often I see that name in the comments section.
Is it really losing virginity if it's an inanimate object? Wouldn't that really be more like assisted self pleasure?
Omg... I can't believe those two questions just came out of my mouth...
I had the same question!
😆 i thought the same 🤣
It's kinda worse that those words actually came from your fingers.
The answer is no, it's not. And yes, it is.
First thing I thought too!
A used car lot is like a brothel to this dude.
All cars are used cars with this guy around
@@elliottmcleandeboer good point
Wait... does this mean that car shows are like furry conventions?
XD
@@Mr.Morden Only if they have the suction cup Garfield on the back window.
A sentence you never thought you'd hear.
"After losing his virginity to a neighbour's Volkswagen Beetle."
@rakly3473
Yeah hearing that made it official... That's enough internet for today...
The “I ❤ MY BUG” sticker on that Beatle took on a whole new meaning 😮💀
I'm horrified he has the replica of my yellow beetle and now I'm worried that I have to give my car a tazer for safety
Whatever you're paying Scott, give him a little more after that one.
@Patrick39 pig's bottom
This man gave lube shop a whole new meaning 😆
@YeaMan 😱
theory: he actually lost his virginity with the neighbor's wife(the lady who supported his choice) and covered it up by calling her the "beetle". He then proceeds to continue this fetish so that the husband could just be like: "Welp there goes that crazy coot again."
Kinda honestly believe it because his arrested development
@@wtichery do you watch any true crime? 😂
@@nattylite9220 yes
Can we just appreciate Buff's badass outfit for a sec?...
lmao his outfit had me do a double take
I aspire to be as chill and cool as Buff
@@koilpoju definitely!
FIRST thing I noticed lol. Buff is dripped out!
@@LizardWithTheWand As if he just arrived from a fancy a$$ Versace catwalk 👑
it’s become my routine to watch ken & dane every single day
Dane be looking like he's about to go to music awards . Love it
buff lookin fresh asf I ain't gonna lie
Ooh, pirate Buff... I'm on board! 😈 (get it?)
“I was just giving it a Lube Job, I swear!”
“Sir, your definition and my definition of ‘Lube Job’ are two completely different things.”
Absolutely lmao and cringing out of my skin simultaneously! This dude is semi local to me and on Wednesday my next door neighbor's car got stolen out of the driveway. While I'm know one is not connected to the other my goofy brain immediately went there! 🤣🤣
If you stole my car and had a saucy evening with it, I don’t think I want it back 😂
Idk maybe it IS connected. Anything is possible
From MILF Manor to this, I really appreciate you Mr Scott for the editing that you do. Not many know that you make a custom background(always matches Ken's shirt from what I can tell) for all of the videos. You turn Literal trash TV into something that's somewhat digestible. Plus you STILL have an epic beard!
Brings a new meaning to the phrase 'Car Nut'
I'm so upset that Buff's camera keeps focusing on the background because he looks SO COOL in that get-up!
Oooooh boy. Having a Dodge Challenger myself I used to be on A LOT of online car communities groups on facebook.....I knew A LOT of these people including this guy...I'm actually still friends with him on facebook lmao. And Nate, the one with the red car that was on my strange addiction....and YES. They had a thing for my cars and many others too. 😅 I used to have a Beetle myself and oooh Ed really liked that car for obvious reasons.
Also, to explain the lion thing a bit, he actually had a lion in the 80s/early 90s? He talks about it more in another documentary he was featured in a few years back.
I got 1002 cars under my belt. Better put a potato in your exhaust if I’m around 😂
@YeaMan Sounds like a lying bot actually
Dang, Buff got that drip 💧
Are we going to ignore the fact that there's an inflatable dolphin on top of his green car?😅😂
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN!!!
xD it did make me react out loud
where are the others comments xD
I spotted that too LOL
I just said that to lol
Yeah, I'm feeling cars aren't his only thing...
Gives a new meaning to “being objectified”😂😅
😆😆😆
I will never look at lightning McQueen the same again….. Thanks Ken 😂😂😂😂😂
Not our lord and savior 😭
Buff over there wearing ALL the drip. 🔥🔥🔥
Took my mind a second to realize it's a hat and shirt not a Hoodie lol
@@eviljoe9548 that would make a rad hoodie tho.
Dane: "you'd have to check to Carfax" 💀💀💀💀💀
I can’t believe this is the second video you’ve done on a man “falling in love” with a car 💀💀
This guy didn’t ‘lose his virginity’ to a car… that’s like saying I lost my virginity to a sock 😂
You DID you sock fetishist
It's videos like these that make me ponder questions I never thought I would - like, what would this guy's emotional state be like if he crashed one of his lovers...?
That would almost be like he murdered his partner 😅
I also have so many questions with no answers lol
"used cars" get a whole new meaning when you get it from this guy
😂😂😂😂😂😂
More abused cars it is then... 😂😂😂😂
Imagine he goes to put his car up for sale when he breaks up with it
And there’s Seed in the Tank xD
He is at the car lot like "hey baby you know how to drive a stick?""
My man dane stuntin right now the fit bro sheeeessshhh going dope
Buff looks so good, I love the hat Dane. Being a dad has you glowing
Imagine going to read the Carfax and it says "One relationship".
Y'all get me with the title once again..😆. I've been a subscriber for years, and you guys always make me laugh. Keep the couch gang alive!!
He's just topping off the oil in those cars. How considerate, he even brought his own dipstick 😏
He wasn’t a kid when the Lion King came out-he was in his 30s when he acquired a Mufasa poster and slapped it up on the wall.
Buff's hat and shirt combo is FRESH. 👌
Thanks Ken!! Today is my 18th birthday. I went to dinner and ice skating with my friends and girlfriend. Ive been watching you for a couple years thanks for all the laughs.
Jeez you guys, just when I thought I had forgotten dolphin guy, you bring him back to the surface!
Great start to my morning with this cinnamontoastken video 😂 Kachow LOL
Loving the drip Dane and Ken 🔥🐻
Cinnamon Splash sounds like a Cinnamontoastken Glitch energy flavor.
This puts a whole new meaning to the 'Idiot's in Cars' youtube videos
Ah yes, the 1973 ford ranger splash. They made them all the way into the 90s and never changed the body at all.
Was scrolling till i found a comment about this lol
Reminds me of the old "It's Friday and I'm exhausted" meme. 😂
🎶If I could swim with the dolphins🎶
🎶the soft and gentile dolphins🎶
🎶Why can't I swim with the dolphins?🎶
What. The. Hell. I mean, anything's better than what that one man did to that poor dolphin!
Well first a guy dating his car now this here we go again
They should make a documentary about the rest of the people in Yelm 💀
The neighbor/ friend probably misunderstood the love he has for his cars lol
Completely misread this as "Man Loses His _Dignity_ To A Car" and didn't even question it cuz the way he looks 💀💀
the lads dressed impeccably for this video.
I just woke up and this is the first video I see on my list. The chaos.
I haven’t seen anyone say it, but Danes outfit is fire 🔥
How did they not say anything about the dolphin on top of the car too 😂💀
The misery of the situation didn’t let them 😂
“I’ll put some lightning in your mcqueen”😂😭as long as no one gets hurt I guess to each their own lmao, his neighbor is super kind tho for being chill about it
"Trophy wives!" I'm dying over here 😂
Thank you Ken for being my favorite CZcamsr you have helped me through alot I didn't have a dad so I can't lie I've looked at you as my online father. Thank you for everything 💖
Do his neighbors see him making happy time with the cars
As a local I can say Fortunately not
You guys are lookin very colourful today. Love it! 👊
You 2 daddy's lookin good!
Love starting my day with you guys. Thank you for the content❤️
Man and I thought the guy from MSA who was basically dating his car was weird enough •_•
Mental illness us a thing...
🎵 I'm in love with my car..gotta feel for my automobile 🎶🥁 Roger Taylor - Queen ♥️👑
Thank you for the content, I appreciate the entertainment you give all of us.
Hell yeah loving the threads Buff, lookin good!
As a transformers fan… I get it
i’ve been wondering, how come they don’t record for dane’s channel? i’m not sure if they’ve mentioned it before (I could’ve missed it)
each channel is monetize on a different level so if you have a channel that averages 10,000 views per video versus a channel that averages a million views the channel with the higher view count is going to earn more money. the percentage is higher because CZcams knows that you are going to have a certain amount of traffic
@@joywolf83 that makes sense, I figured they would record on his channel too to help with his traffic
I like to keep my relationships simple. I'd never be with a car. Unicycles for me.
Not even 30 seconds in and I'm already cackling. Love y'all 🤣
Not gonna lie yes its wierd but atleast he ain't hurting anybody or himself and it makes him happy 🙂
This is weird in so many ways. Losing your virginity to an object is something that society views as unacceptable.
Not anymore
How would you confirm the consent though
@@yeaman3214 lol cool
@@zenzuto lol lol lol. Aware.
@@zenzuto it’s a female, cuck. 😂
i need a fit check for Buff, that outfit looks so cool
He probably says "Autobots, roll out" when he...you know
0:47 bro is dead inside he’s never felt a woman inside 😅😂
wouldnt it be he never felt the inside of a women, the way you said it seems kinda gay
You guys are great always make my day thank you ken thank you buff🤘
Ty for new video!!!
Only in Ohio
The neighbor girl might actually have a crush on this dude but then she found out he gets romantic with vehicles….
KENNY!!!!!! Did you have to pose the question "I wonder HOW he DOES IT??????"
My poor innocent mind,....and before 8am!!!!!
We're gonna need the Carfux report.
I'm diggin that hat and shirt combo.
Dane's fit though 🎸
The cars need a restraining order
Buff Pro you lookin good bro! love the fit 🔥
Hoping you’re happy doing what you do, Ken ♥️
Dane with his CarFax joke had me 😆😂
This gives the phrase, car collector, a whole new meaning.
I like the short one. Tbh having a mix of long and short videos with frequent posting is great. Long videos on a schedule with a sprinkle of short ones like this. 👍
Buff got da drip in this video!
Ken and Dane are such a good combo!
😂😂 Yes Buff!!!!!
They way he rubs that helicussy
not me checkin the pixar wiki to see if McQueen is even legal, it's all good he's legal even in the first movie
He gives a "Splash" of his "Vanilla" to "Cinnamon."
And just when I thought I had heard it all, I open my CZcams and this is the top video.
😂started the video with a CarFax commercial 😂then it loaded into Ken talking about this
That’s no 73’ Ranger. “Splash” was an edition of stepside Ford Rangers in the in the later 90s.
1000 cars fell for the banana in the tailpipe trick. 🤣🤣🤣
"This car's been around the block"
LOL!!!Good one👍😆
Buff out there drippin
I really need that hat Buff is wearing!