I'M LITERALLY THE BEST MARIO KART RACER EVER! (Mario Kart 8 Deluxe w/ Friends)
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- čas přidán 14. 07. 2022
- Not to Jinx it but I am racking up a lot of gold against some good opponents!
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1:05:14 “You got Jeremy back here. Jeremy is doing gr- Jeremy is dead…..”
Best part.
I have never laughed so hard when Tom said "Put me back in the water"
I wanted to hear this again & struggled to find it, it's 1:05:42
Mad props to Courtilly for putting up with these boys lmao
what is she "putting up with"? lol these guys are nice as hell, and some of the best creators on youtube in my opinion, if you ask me they are all lucky to play with chilled, i wouldnt know any of them if it wasnt for him
@@CaedusX pretty sure it was a joke bud
@@CaedusX As in "putting up with their antics" I don't think it was a personal attack
Though I imagine those around you WOULD have to put up with your Men Are Truly Oppressed rants bc you're deluded if you kill them you'll face serious prison time
Tom is great, I am always happy when he joins the crew.
Look on it lol 😝 let you guys like 👍 l ooo
that sounds like something tom would say
@@derpyditto9853 nah tom is just goated
@@matthewharris7208he is a fast skink he is a fast skink
Watching courtilly get better at this game makes me so happy!
Tay: “Cheesy wtf is your problem”
Cheesy: “What do you mean, I’m just existing!”
Tay: “Thats already too much!”
Story of my life
Court and Jeremy are very wholesome
I had to look it up when they talked about it. Rosalina is 7'3. Insane.
Yup also another fun fact is that she wasn't originally meant to be that tall but the mario cart devs wanted a female heavy weight character so they increased her scale by quite a large margin to make her the first female heavy weight in the mario cart universe.
I just assumed it was because she floats everywhere.
She's weirdly the most scientifically accurate Mario character.
Low gravity would make you taller, since your growth isn't hampered by gravity.
And she's Peach and Daisy's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great aunt - a long lost ancient Mushroom Princess from long in the past who seemingly hasn't aged because she's been rocketing around the cosmos near/beyond the speed of light, meaning she's under the effects of time dilation, so time passes a lot slower for her than the people living on the Mushroom World.
She also just has the best backstory in general.
It's really like they put ALL of the thought into Rosalina's backstory, and none into anyone else's.
1:53:06 Never expected to hear the words "Jet Force Gemini" in my life again. Awesome game, what nostalgia. Tom is my spirit animal.
That game kicked so much ass
Since it came up in the early races, iirc there's implications that Rosalina is Luigi's daughter.
This includes things such as a line written down by Luigi in-game, that was cut out of the english version for some reason, that says "my daughter... from the future?"
It was also implied that Peach was Rosa's mother, right?
@@SpikeTheLucario Correct.
How the hell did the come about, right!? What happened to Mario?
There is also Rosalina saying her father was a *tall* mustached man. Mario is not tall. Luigi seems to be close to twice Mario's height. Rosalina also said she uses a telescope that her father used to own. Luigi is the only one shown using a telescope.
@@TheOriginal_Unaleska Mario's girlfriend has always been that chick he saves from Donkey Kong in the first games he appeared in, not Peach.
It's just been fanon that Mario and Peach are a thing.
30:39. Only chilled could take an already dark joke and make it about 100x worse without meaning to.
The highs and lows of the gambling in this chat lol
10:10
I don't know if it's still a thing but on the Wii version of mario, when you get hit by any object you can shake the controller to reduce the stun duration. Works great on unsuspecting bombs, blue and red shells.
Really?? I only thought that worked on POW blocks, good to know!
Fun fact. If you smuggle (or are ridiculously lucky enough) a mushroom into first place, a perfectly times use will let you dodge a blue shell.
Something that was also in Wii (don't know about 8, though. I try but I've never succeeded) is if you press the accelerate button (A) at the perfect moment when landing from Lakitu dropping you back on the track after falling off, you'll get a powerful boost, quickly bringing you back up to max speed.
Actually devastated that nobody appreciated Jeremy (?) screaming “ITS-A ME, PROBLEM!” at 10:30ish
That was perfect
Tom, which fits bc it's such a Tom joke
Chilled:This title.
Tom Fawkes: Oh, really now.
Ze: Not on Toad's Turnpike.
Cheesy: Say Whaaaaat.
Smarty: What do I do with these red shells again?😘🍹
Hey Chilled, I really think you would do better if u use an outside drifting kart. They can turn sooner and tighter than the kart u use. Destroy the Competition 😈
Pretty sure he doesn't like doing meta
@@ShadyAssassinXV And what’s the difference between meta and making smart choices?
@@Bobal27 Personal preference
@@Bobal27 That sounds like something a meta slave would say to convince themself to use it.
The line of thought I suppose could be, "If everybody else is using this build, therefore being meta, then the smart thing to do to be able to compete or at least do better, is to do the same." The thing is, like the one above me said, is personal preference can overrule that thought, whether due to how the player is used to their preferred build or their opinion on meta, sometimes both. (Quite a run on sentence...)
I myself, avoid using meta builds and such, considering they most often than not, make whatever the game is easier and kinda cheap. One could say, "If its an option, then why not do it?" If it's an option, it's an option I can refuse to do, and I'm sure others have that same opinion.
@@_gk_4633 You don’t know me at all, if you think I’m a meta slave. What I’m asking is “why cut off any option based on meta?” I personally never track any metas, and therefore don’t know not to use certain cards/builds in various games based on what’s “too strong.” I made Narset, Transcendent playable in DTK standard. So that’s about as far from “meta” as it gets (and I still was the nuisance of lobbies filled with what I suppose was a mix of meta decks and home brews like mine). Get janked on, kid, and if dig through time was strong enough to get banned, it certainly wasn’t excluded from my deck before then, because it was a piece that fit my deck, not because of any meta.
Courtilly saying you guys did so good like a spectating mom was hilarious
1:26:04 Okay, Matt, I absolutely want to see you put Michael through *_this_* after the WindWaker Randomizer, please!
EDIT: This comment aged like milk. Thanks RT :/
I would love to see an episode where every single one of them use the exact same build and then we see how their skills really are
Tom: "Homing items don't hit your teammates"
Agree to disagree, "WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING RED SHELLS AT ME SMARTY!?" is a thing for a reason
They used to be indescriminate, then Nintendo make them lock on to the enemy only. The smarty thing is really old.
"Justified paranoia" No Cheesy, Greg and Tay, paranoia is when it's unfounded, if someone IS out to get you it's not, by definition, paranoia. Then it's just called "being onto them" :P
Since i can never catch the streams, I'm happy they get uploaded here, love the mario kart and project winter ones
I just realised the way Chilled talks about trends and the way he speaks now in general really does remind me of seananners
Cheesy is like an end game boss. While Tom is the ng+ secret final boss
Let's go! Another fun podcast to watch!
How crazy to hear Speedy Name dop my home town in the first 12 minutes of the video haha Shreveport is not known for pickpocketing but we are consistently on the top 10 most dangerous cities to live. Also voted one of the most depressing places to live. But you're not gonna ger pickpocketed lol
So in my previous post on Chilled's previous video, I said I was retired from doing these. Which is partly why I'm so late to commenting on this. But I can tell after watching the video that Chilled needs these posts in his life. The part that really moved me was when he said "it helps with engagement of the videos." Those words hit deep and have motivated to continue my mission.
Now in Chilled's interest, I am going to keep these brief. No more long essays, I assure everyone. From now on these will be straight to the point, no more fluff.
Before we get into the breakdown of his current, I do want to address some comments made from some of the others on stream with Chilled. On one hand, it sounded like there might be some jealousy that I comment on Chilled's videos. But I know for a fact that I have reached out to several others on their respective CZcams videos and left top-notch feedback. Speedy, Cheesy, and Greg all at the very least got a visit from me. I'd try to hit up the others although I don't think I had success in finding CZcams channels that also featured Mario Kart videos that featured Baby Park. But in the future, I'll see what I can do to share the love to them.
At the very least, I owe Tay some love. If not for her, Baby Park would not have shown up at all in this video. I thought I was about to watch nearly 4 hours of Mario Kart and not see one Baby Park. Would a sin that would have been, huh??
Also, I want to be honest, I really didn't think Chilled would read my last post, despite my best efforts to post on it as soon as I possibly could. But upon seeing his performance....I think he read it! His form was much improved. Still some work to be done, but his approach was MUCH better this time! Very encouraging to see!
With all that out of the way, for those new in town, I'd like to provide a brief re-cap of how Chilled needs to approach this track (even suited for the exact build he uses):
It's all about the turns. You need to cut those as tight as possible. Items are pretty secondary. They are scattered constantly throughout the map that there's no sense going out of your way for them. Ideally, Chilled needs to start his power-slide turn pretty much right when the track turns from pink-to-blue (or blue-to-pink), and he'll want to be positioned about in the middle of the outside lane. Now when he makes his first hop at that point, he'll want to hold left on the stick to keep his turn out wide for a bit. By starting this early, he'll be able to build up a purple boost by the end of the turn. There's another marker that cuts across the track to signify the physical beginning of the turn (or in other words, it's basically the diameter of the semi-circle that's indicated by a gray-ish plank.) When Chilled hits this part, that's when he needs to now switch to holding right on the stick so that he'll cut the turn. Obviously, he'll need to toy with it a little bit, but ideally he should then be able to cut nicely along the yellow border on the inner track for optimal corner cutting. And once done with that, he'll want to line up in position smoothly for the next turn.
I will leave the official breakdown for the one and only race in this video as a reply to this comment.
Thank you so much for doing this! I really enjoy it
Awesome vid/vod as always, loving the long ass Mario kart sessions!
I love how much fun it is watching Chilled and his friends they are very funny!
sometimes watching chilled is just pure pain😂😂😂
Matt is a man after my own heart. Absol is the BEST!!!!
Tom's "it a me, problem!" made me laugh
7:31 Tom has a vast amount of knowledge on Futurama lines, and I have to respect it
I believe this one is from The Farnsworth Parabox, with Golden Bender and Universe A Bender
Real New York Times headline: When an Eel Climbs a Ramp to Eat Squid from a Clamp, That's a Moray
Me and my mom just got in a nasty fight happy chilled uploads regularly he fr is my comfort channel
Honestly, I love the dynamics between the age groups of all these people.
I don't know why the image of Chilled dumping Platy's ass in some alternate universe because he screamed in Chilled's ear after he said his tinnitus was doing better is what made my day, but it is and here we are.
Well Matt and Tom are here, so I assume Chilled becomes the best Mario Kart racer ever during the team games.
Edit: Never have I been so wrong in my entire life.
4 min in I can already predict the tom pub stomp, man is just too good
Needs more handling lmfao
"Heard of an alloy called Fool's Gold?" Fool's Gold is a mineral, not even used in alloys... the breadth of Platy's ignorance continues to astound me... XD
I've been binge watching these mario kart videos to cope for the fact that the 2nd wave of dlc isn't out yet
The butt is just the human exhaust pipe
the boss is Gothik the Harvester in the plague quarter of naxx. great sword transmog.
I needed a video
thank you lol
Apparently none of these folks have seen the Game Theory video about who Rosalina's parents are.
Guano is always the first guess I make in Wordle
6:09 nice shortcut chilled
i had one of the top times in neo bowser city for mario kart 7 on 3ds. played as luigi and just cruised around all the turns
you gotta anticipate the turns before you get there
This game raises my blood pressure
Shreveport has one of the highest crime rates, Barcelona has the highest pickpocket rate
Wow another 3 hours of mario kart!! yes plz! :)
Oh, what a perfect way to end my night.
1:44:18 Both of you just clapped one another with a red and green shell action
As a bunny propagandist, bunnies are hot.
Also favorite Pokemon is tied by Dragonite and Furret.
As someone who lives in Shreveport, Louisiana; Speedy isn’t wrong unfortunately 😑😂
I've never looked at captions before this moment for a video to ensure I heard something correctly. 2:29:17 he says, "Lying S.O.B" either way if he said what I thought he did especially after Junk's...statement, I was about to RFLMAO, got me a chuckle that I did all that ,because I was so confused 🤣
Rewatching this vid cos I've been going through mario kart vids and got jumpscared hearing my name lmao 1:02:39
You blessing us chilled
i forgot I joined you on stream for awhile and was wondering how you could have accidentally put the same games on two different videos because the back half was so familiar
How in the hell did chilled mistake pork for chicken? I can understand beef for pork or pork for beef, but pork for chicken? Insanity.
I've got a face fit for radio and a voice fit for a film from the early 1920s
Shreveport Louisiana sucks haha. Glad it got a shoutout as pickpocket capital of the world
fun fact:: the pickpocket capital of the world is actually Barcelona, followed by Rome, Prague, Madrid, Paris, Florence, Buenos Aires, Amsterdam, Athens, and then Hanoi.
Tom is too good at this game 🤣🤣
I keep watching these videos hoping that this man will learn a few lessons from the ritualistic abuse, but it never seems to take, so here we go: DON'T MUSHROOM INTO BOOSTS, YOU DINGUS. The boosts only take you to a certain maximum speed and the durations don't stack. You're just wasting 90% of a mushroom that way!
Are you the person Chilled was talking about? The one that always criticizes the way he plays.
@@CosmicGoku529 I think I leave a comment on any video on the whole of CZcams maybe twice a year on average, so probably not 😂
@@taylordehaven7687 I was just joking.
@@CosmicGoku529 S'all good. We're all friends here 😁
@@CosmicGoku529 I'm the person. For real, haha
Crazy my name is Reggie and I'm 2 hours from Shreveport, La I was like are they talking about me lol
Dang, you really posted a whole vod (unless there was more you played)
The Burger King chicken fries are amazing! Theyre the only thing i get there because The Chicken Fries come in a meal, Nuggets dont for some reason
Why the hell does speedy know where and what Shreveport is lol also no it has a bunch of violent crimes being one of the 10 most dangerous cities in the US.
Hey chilled, I know you a Jerry Bruckheimer fan, but I was curious if you've seen the show lucifer?
Barcelona, Spain is apparently the actual pickpocket capital of the world.
LMAO WE BOTH DID THE AMONG US SOUND EFFECT AT THE SAME TIME XD
I don't understand how this keeps happening XD Just how strong is my power XD
Burger King has Chicken Fries on the menu up here in Canada.
Let's goooo Mario Cart ^w^
I wouldn’t normally correct your grammar, but cart just looks so wrong
@@TheLordnerdious Oops you right sorry I'm a cart pusher for a Store and that's all I could think of lol
Is Junk drunk during this one?? I totally get it's not his game & it's a crapshoot for him, but man, everything he's saying makes me feel like I gotta take his keys and drive him home
That second game was just... big oofs
Chilled is his own worst enemy.
So that is 2 comic book characters that Jared Leto has screwed up on.
The Silver Heeley Skater
Cheesey was potentially tryharding with his character and cart because it looks like the "fastest build in the game" if it didn't change over time.
Half the time I hear “sacapunta” and half the time it’s “sacaputa” which is very different!
1:06:43 yugioh night? I would love to watch that
The best ar mario kart huh?
*Sees Tom in the video*
Hah.
I say algo, as someone who frequents tiktok, we definitely say algo.
Also 400k is plenty of views, non regular users don't think so cause they only see the videos with billions of views.
- a cosplayer
Im confused as to why chilled is using such an awfully controlling cart lol, don't think I've ever fallen off a track cause I couldnt turn enough
Think it might be because he was first or second place pretty much always. It became pretty much a duo competition between him and Cheesy. At least it was during one of the session where it was like that where he changed the cart and character. After it just stuck.
I'm waiting for that persons paragraph
Tommy boy!
Take a shot everytime someone says “Jeremy”
The fucking part where like half of the group is singing that Sonic song was just beautiful.
2:05:23 ow god ahhaha more men for sure XD
Barcelona, Spain is the number 1 worst town for pickpocketing problems followed by Prague, czech republic
Platty continuing to be a fake Morbhead by telling people to actually watch the movie.
Wait there's boosts after doing the ramps? When did that happen?? Also love the vid :D
What movie is lil wayne in?
fun fact the morbin' time meme came from a shitpost by a yugioh youtuber
oh no more shitty movies? so more national treasures?
Anyone else thought the number on the thumbnail was 7th place lol
Woo
for team why dont you do all normal circut player who ever comesi n last and second last get a team each last chose first till no ones left