WALKING TALKING NIGHTMARE | Ghost Recon Breakpoint
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Badger I forgot how to read help it’s urgent.
I can read but only comic sans font
Oh shit oh fuck someone help him
What’r you saying?
Sir i need to confirm, have you payed your $20.00 for the reading skills dlc pack?
Robert simoneaux Oh man I thought that came with the ultimate edition.
“If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?”
*“Hell yeah, who’s the jump master?”*
-Heavenly -2019
**APEX THEME INTENSIFIES**
LOL this same joke could be made about the Ubisoft sponsorships for this game.
@@thatdarnskag5043 ok
He's*
This is what we call peer pressure
Badger in 2013: Im going to join the marines
Badger in 2019: NINJA VANISH
He was in NROTC, not ROTC, and was going the Marine route. I don't know how you got army from that my man.
Didn't even know Badger went Marine route. Then again I didn't watch badger in 2013
@@ZephImmortal most people are really bad with calling the entire military the Army not knowing that the army is just a branch of the military
@@axeyouaquestion yeah they're a bunch of duds usually.
@@Necro718
*cries in 2019-2020 era*
HK slap is literally one of the coolest things to do with an mp5 so I don't know why you do not enjoy that
Ok boomer
undead twilight ok redditor
It is tho
HK actually encouraging it is the best part
That’s just how you use their guns, all the manuals and info tell you to slap it because that’s just how much force it needs to go back into battery.
It's so weird to think badger could've been a marine. I'm just imagining him with actual glowing eyes as he commits war crimes for fun 🤣
The army deploys him at night, enemies would be spreading tales of badger as a scary creature that america made
You know he graduated from Officer candidate school, right? That means he is a Marine.
I find it funny cause looking back he's made references to this in the past including mentioning Quantico Virginia in the Bad Company vid
WAIT REALLY?! OMG 🤣
“Air Force..........more like chair force”
“Sergeant pass the crayola”
Had me dead 💀
Guest A Marines be like: “me want crayon yummy”
As a Marine, I can concur most of us do eat Crayola. Grunts normally eat the crayons, but me? I prefer the colored pencils!
@@AMoistEggroll a fellow marine with fine taste
@@chuckaduck964 Why eat like a pig when you can fine dine ya know?
@@AMoistEggroll best kind is purple crayola with jalapeno cheese spread 👌
Badger: *Uploads three times in one weeks time*
Me: *"No, don't do that... don't give me hope"*
Thats what i said
Fills you with determination
BeatMeat that doesn’t even make sense🤦🏿♂️
Juan Cortez Muro shut the up no one cares
@@MumblerapSucksTrump ok
This is why I love badger. He was technically a Marine. He knows his shit when it comes to military hardware, and references it correctly...... 95% of the time.
Once a Marine, always a Marine. Semper Fi!
He was an officer at that. Respect given where due
Always assumed he had military background but was never sure if he had mentioned it before...
urge....to salute.......intensifing!!!!
indyjons321 how are you technically a marine? You either are or you aint
2013: badger completes OCS doesn't comission
2014-2019: plays a sh*t ton of shooters on a successful youtube channel
2019: plays Ghost Recon "eh i guess i'll mention it in passing
musicalDrebin surprisingly enough he actually started CZcams in 2010
He also mentioned it in his "hey im badger video" two years ago which was a QnA.
Anti tank rounds exist.
Clu: let’s execute some with it.
*loads anti-material rifle with malicious intent*
That's the only right answer though.
Yes brother.
Clu: *Overkill isn't in my dictionary*
What is overkill?
Badger: “I have never killed a person with another person before.”
Me who has watched his hitman video: “hmmm come on son.”
Yo imagine Badger gets called up to serve as an officer, half his unit can’t take him seriously cuz they been watching him for years on YT
Badger: "this very serious youtube cha-"
His own video: "I'm going to have to stop you there."
"Heavenly, don't jump off the cliff"
Everyone else: *yeet*
This deserves to be hearted by badger and I'm sorry he didnt
Yes
@@xqFishyaybe hes not checking every 2 minutes new comments genius 😂👌
Mom:
If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you?
Me:
I’D JUMP FIRST
Badger: “wow cool camo!”
Me: *wears some camo shit in wildlands*
My friends! “Ew gross” *is wearing garbage that makes them look like drug dealers and cartel leaders.*
Goddem
Your Friends: I'm about to ruin this whole man's career
I'm Watching You Sleep yeah, but they were right. Their “gear” looked way better.
I see nothing but lumberjacks and former Twitter employees running around Aurora. Lol
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential.
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
@@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K That one's good.
Ok boomer
Lol
NAVY
No one's Ass Values You
Badger is the person I least expected to have been in ROTC.
That1Guy Finn he acts like a grunt 😂
that pfp tho
Now we know his whole name, Spencer Donnelly
after all these years and we finally find out badger was a crayon eater
"Yo, you actually beat a mofo with another mofo"
*Modern problems require modern solutions*
As the juggernaut was said and did. "I'ma hit you with your own pimp"
Cliff: exists
Everyone: it’s free real estate
Cringe
Bruh
Lmaoooo
Underrated
More YAH YEET
"Nightmare" is the best description of this game.
The game is ok. dont bitch, you should try making a open world about operators game.see if your better ?🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
@@TheAres117 Seeing how they did it before a few times it shouldn't have been that hard.
P.S. congrats on using the most cliche and idiotic "argument" when trying to defend something shit.
Drake C Idiot they made a better game before this title called Wildlands, this game is shit and not worth playing even for free
@@christopherchoate154 your shit
@@heemjefee6889 your shit too lmfao
2:13 *dAmN tHe RiVeR gOt HiM*
Day one checklist
Drip: Acquired
Tangos: Clapped
Pizza Rolls: Snacked
Totitos?
I approve
Couch: broke
@@Ona_Chi hotel:trivago
TOTINOS, TOTINOS
Badger: I never killed someone with another person's body
Badger during the hitman video: I dropped one of the targets on the other killing two birds with one bird
Dad: If all of your friends jumped off a cliff would you?
Me: *Hell yeah he's the jump master*
The fact Badgers helmet looks like a tactical turtle makes this video 300% better than it already is.
Badger: throws guy at different guy and kills him
Ninja brain: staps guy with a different guy
the ultimate crossover is yet to come
Tag Team Move. Badger throws a guy to Ninja Brian, who grabs him out of the air and stabs another guy with him.
Enemy: *shooting at bajur*
Clu: *eyes glow as he loads a tank buster shell*
Enemy: what that noise?
Clu: *casually blows the chest off of the enemy*
@Strider Seignemartin Oh ya🤣😂🤣
Badger really goes from "is clu even good at this game" to "clu is a god among mortals"
badger: *flexes that he was pretty much in the military*
me: my man was in the military but became a youtube....well done friend, well done
Everyone: This game is so bad and buggy with greedy microtransactions
Uplay: Everyone seems to hate our game...SPONSOR TIME
RussianBadger: *I love money*
I have not experienced any bugs, but the ai could be better
sometimes the bugs are fun as hell tho
The bugs I experienced were funny lol.
@@woahjuice. at the campus north 10 enemies clustered up and I just stayed them down, it was pretty fun
I guess even this game could be fun to play if the company pay you to play it...
The wolves at the start of the game: *exist*
me, with my stock M416: I'm about to end these men's whole careers.
Wolves any other time: *no u*
Me and my MK23: "lemme get in on this..."
2:06 A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO RIVER
11:49
*sees Tachanka helm
Me: this does put a smile on my face
The first thing I hear…
LMG, MOUNTED, AND LOADED
Middle of a movie, saw this and was like “aight imma head out”
What movie?
General Grievous Spider-Man Far From Home, I was rewatching it
@@KryptoKid253 Noice!
“UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
-Heavenly 2019
D I E “okay, we’re back.”
Juan Cortez Muro No don’t plug your channel
I started wheezing when he said teamate detected [lordheadass]
"Murdering someone for their boots."
Should I be ashamed to say I've done that in Skyrim before? (Multiple times.)
Not in Skyrim, or any elder scrolls game
@@ethansweeting7787 I've done it before, many a times.
I remember one time I was trying to get a full steel plate armor set and all I needed was the boots but I couldn't find them for the life of me.
Found a random nameless mercenary on the road between towns wearing plate boots... they went missing rather quickly.
xX Lone Lobo Xx so? if it is a elder scrolls game, or any game that you can loot armor off of enemies and use it. That's literally why they ate called looters.
Not in that game
god iv been trying to find that dam spell so I can murder everyone with a fork
Everyone: wow, ghost recon breakpoint is a pretty fun ga-
Badger: NightmareNightmareNightmareNightmare
Isnt everyone saying the game shitted tho
Bruh who tf is saying it’s good
Said no one ever. Everyone is saying it's shit. Servers were down on an always online game. Monetized to hell and alot of bugs/glitches
you have got exatcly a stack of likes when im writig this
oOVanHalenOo I was just trying to funny, sorry. I wasn’t even paying attention to how the game is doing in reality
You should have ended with "you have lost connection to Ubisoft server" lol
Knowing you graduated marine corps OCS is amazing, I'm leaving for bootcamp fairly soon and now I know one of my favorite youtubers is a marine makes me wanna ship out even sooner! You're awesome!!
I can honestly say, without a doubt, that I want to know what the fuck your pfp is
I've been watching Badger since BF1 and forgot his real name.
Just remember folks!
"Thanks to Ubisoft for sponsoring.
"
Check out the reviews! It's not even close to Wildlands in score.
Yep, I played the beta and it got boring within the hour.
I've been having a lot of fun. Got like 25 hours in so far and I'm still enjoying it
@Polo Loco Because I'm having fun.
@Polo Loco That makes no sense.
Yea I had fun playing with my friends too.
I love hpw badger is slowly droping hints on his life experiences, i thought he was just a 6'4 hunter who knew alot about guns and camo, but he is or was a marine. Cool shit bro
Badger: shoots chopper down with a mini gun
Grouse: damn, the river got him
6:45 wait r those Timbs?? Jheez ig that’s what the military funding went to
Badger's comrades if he stayed in the military: You are not posted on top of an Afghan mountain - in TIMBS!
Badger: I gotta get my timbs on the camera, y`know, they're gonna be like,
"WHOA!!! We're getting invaded, but, damn he's fresh!
Alright i'm just chilling i'm just chilling here with my new badger video
6:12 a member of Caesar’s Legion confronts an NCR soldier in the Mojave Wasteland (Circa. 2281 colorized)
True
Alternate ending to NV between the NCR and the Legion: czcams.com/video/Uho3AKjGM8o/video.html
my man, I died like three times from not breathing. this was so funny. I don't think I'll ever find a squad like this to make the game as fun. i'm wheeezing
RAH! Just graduated USMC boot Friday and one of the first things I do I catch up on your channel, your veteran level entertainment now.
Clu literally fired an at4 in a rifle housing into the back of a man
LEBRON JAMES WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE
LEBRON JAMES WITH THE VARIOUS WAR CRIMES
When all your friends say they finna jump.
*"WhErE wE jUmpInG bOiS?!*
9:46 "Oh shit, sorry."
Bajur: *I see this as a total win!*
Badger as a Marine kind of makes sense, yet also amuses me to a level I can't put into words proper. Regardless, props.
5:10 lolol YAAAS! I do the HK slap all day at work! Never ever gets old!!
Ubisoft: would you like to pay $15.00 to watch this badjur video?
Me: you are just the grand central station of disappointment ubi.
Woah , for a second i taught ubi said this , just so realistic bro 👍👌😆
I thought those were EA-Exclusive jokes...
@@Ze_eT nope, ghost recon was riddled with microtransactions until they temporarily removed them, emphasis on temporarily
@@robertsimoneaux1318 but the microtransactions are just like in wildlands, there are no exclusive weapons you can only buy in the store. It's all cosmetic, and everything else you can find in game
@@Adidas_Altyn I'm not sure if you've checked but they literally sell blueprints for weapons and attachments. Also included is the "time savers"
Right after 72 hours of drinking MTN dew and eating tostitos... Badger is back at it again!
When you watch Badger for two weeks and find out he was a Marine
Nice
Me: shoots a person with an arrow in the elder scrolls
Them: 5:39
“Take us to McDonald’s, no BURGER!”
0:53 Says I don’t mean to alarm you
“My alarm goes off mid-sentence”
I love your content it makes me genuinly happy to watch.
cliff: exists
everyone: YEET
"Get out of my air space big fella"😭🤣😭
You literally make the best videos! Awesome work!
No one:
Not a single soul:
Clu: LETS EXECUTE SOMEONE WITH AN ANTI TANK ROUND
With a home defense M4 from last R6episode
Why so many uploads. This is unheard of but also very appreciated
Smiley Ned Ubisoft marketing this fail of a game hard lol
Ubisoft paid enough
@@gelul12 I don't think it necesserily failed.
Unless you talk about Crowbat, he either makes a good video or just forces others into believing his opinion.
T A X P U R P O S E S
Ze_eTPlays who the hell is crowbat. Most CZcamsrs agree its a fail so far.
Imagine having 47's suit and tie with gloves while killing wolves
Yall every video you upload is hilarious keep bein awesome.
I love it when you upload almost 3 days in a row it’s epic
i want to see Russian badger yelling like a drill sergeant
Drill Instructor, in this case.
badger :dont jump heavenly.
heavenly: *YEET*
I love monstercat, really enjoy seeing what you decide to put in your outro, and surprised you decided on crying shame which came out earlier october 5th
I had a buddy that came home from the marines (deployed but didnt see combat) and for christmas i got him a bigass box of crayons. When he opened the package he glared at me for a solid minute while opening the box and munching an indigo
Nobody:
Heavenly:Who's the jumpmaster
Danny Devito: Suicide is badass
Lmao I was just re-binging the best of 2018 video
6:38 BADGER WAS AN ACTUAL MARINE!? I can't believe I never knew that about him after all this time.
This guy makes my days better
Everyone else: "BrEaKpOiNt Is BaD"
Badger: "You're doing it wrong"
Ben Cardoza yea most people aren’t getting paid to play the game
@@a.g.m8790 Yeah its more the other way around... *Cough cough microtransactions*
When I looked at his nametapes on his marpats I deadass expected to see "BADGER"
They are t called markets, they're cammies, margate is the name of the style of camo used
@@littlewolf34219 Do you know how to read...
@@Khoros-Mythos I do, those were autocorrected by my phone
"Hey, you seen that guy charging around in Wolf Armour blowing up bases with Helo's?"
"I heard last time he pistol whipped a guy in the nose."
"Oh shit, that's him. OH GO-"
*BOOM*
I love how badger calls things from the older games new
“I have never killed a person with another person”
So you’ve never played saints row 3?
"If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it"
Heavenly: Bruh id jump off first
The Russian Badger is one of my favourite youtubers , he’s funny, ‘tactical’, and *BOOM* destructive
I think I had a stroke writing my comment before I edited it.
Deadass Badger, you doin better on here than you would’ve in the Corps
I was cutting my toe nails when this dropped
4:25
Will SOMEBODY tell Ubisoft's Rigger and Animators to MOUNT their fucking props?
That gun really puttin the Ghost in Ghost Recon right now, is all I'm sayin.
Clu is a man after my own heart lol I love using the overkill snipers, and have played every ghost recon to ever come out. I don't have any money, so I haven't gotten this one yet, but my paycheck comes in 2 weeks from now, so I'll be jumpin in as soon as I get it. It looks amazing.
Thanks Badger for making me think about getting Breakpoint it was the best purchase in my life!
Badger, I want you to know, when they said "What was that noise?" I was *sipping boomer juice*
Yeah! Can you make a series of an actual play through, that would be amazing!
Korok The Sapwing yea we would like to see an honest review also.
2:58 Big smoke : GET IN THE CAR
*The RussianBadger has ptsd*
13:39 i guess you can say they're a *blast*
Mom: if all of your friends jumped of a cliff would you do it?
Me: *I'd jump FIRST*
1:08 Michael Reeves would like to know your location
Now this is the squad I was waiting for
I think the most important technological advancements the ghosts tech teams have made is that they got a drum mag to actually feed