I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guywho knows a guywho knows a guywho knows a guywho knows a guywho knows a guy that works at Microsoft and he said it’s coming soon
Imagine advertising a console while making a machine say "patient is dead" inside some alien ship with a body being scanned. Only to end it on a Halo gameplay. And a disturbing one.
Bro the PlayStation phone will destroy everything it even has Android installed. Believe me dude Android is going to pass IOS in terms of users. Mark my words. You will be able to play PlayStation games on the go from your PS3. Everywhere you want. Thats going to be the future of gaming bro.
Nowadays everyone tries to make their console seem as futuristic as possible, but we all know nothing will ever beat the resonance cascade that opened whenever you booted your Xbox.
Even how this video is encoded fits that early-mid 2000's vibe. 2:04 that controller genuinely looks like it was filmed by a DVD camera in 2004, even has the over sharpened flickering
I love the impractical specs it lists, especially for the early 2000's style the trailer is going for. 15.11GHz?!?! 16GB GPU @2001MHz?!?! Not to mention system memory that ISN'T shared with the GPU being 32GB of GDDR6? Plus HDMI and DisplayPort? It just makes me laugh, how impractical it all is.
@@hippyjoe bruh noob, I am using my GDDR77 iGPU, and I am getting 1693749254936394683648364836498368FPS. And it doesn't cost much at all. I mean, I had to sell just one of my brothers in the process, nothing much.
Lol no way this video is creepy and obviously fake fanmade, Xbox 360 launched on 2005 but this criknge video talking about technology launched on 2008. Also the aestethics are creppy and not from the 2000s just a parody.
I love how you made this, it's basically the perfect blend of nostalgia and horror all mixed into one arousing package. The fact you even included some fan designs really tickles my pickle.
@@h0st_le960 lol you are commenting on a console video :) We all know how much easier it is to do anything on a pc I mean the series X is basically a pc ngl but ye still
a useless fact that you didnt want to hear in the first place: that 720 is an prototype of the og xbox edit. also the controller is not part if the protoype more facts. the og xbox prototype is in microsofts office.
I pissed myself laughing when the controller accessories started coming out, I remember when the first xbox had all these random attachments that companies would market. It's so true
I bursted out laughing when it said DVD player and paused to slide a disc in. Then the high guitar pitch when showing the monstrosity of the controller like it's awesome. Incredible video.
Most retrosurrealistic CZcams videos have a 80s/90s vibe, but this channel has an early 2000s vibe, for whatever reason. It's nice to see something different for a change!
I love how it is shown that, not only does the innate controller have two A buttons, both of which are green, the keyboard adds a third, along with a second W, D, and S buttons
The controller is raw power harvested directly from the gods.
Thanks for the recommendation lol.
Nam 1967
It’s you your the guy with name Mickey mouse
some of this raw power is supplemented by argent energy and the blood of Cthulu
Damn youre here
This feels like one of those mid 2000's photoshop fake consoles.
The PS5 honestly looks like one of those lol
It is inspired by those lol
Thats the point lol
@@fresherturtle1154 its just KaibaCorp trying a new way to resurrect the Pharoh.
Trust me it's not
you turned those old console predictions into a fever dream
*facts bro.*
Meh, I'm gonna wait until they add RGB to the WASD buttons
This comment will be too popular
360 likes... Hmmmmm.......
And I´ll wait and save up for the Xbox 1440. It´ll be much better, trust me.
there are two A buttons
they're both green
Because fuck you, that's why
Yeah, fuck you lol
Yeah fuck you!
Fuck you, lmao.
Yeah. Fuck that nigga.
When I was a kid a was afraid of these commercials.
I still am.
When I was a kid I was afraid of unlocking new characters in Mario kart Wii, the music was like a screamer for me
I would be two these are creepy
1:09
@@Thatkidnatesgarage i was afraid of a forest in need for speed cuz it had one of these "deathbridges" made from wood with a roof
I don't have anything this bad in my memory but those playstation adverts.
There truly is nothing like early 2000’s graphic art.
Yea it just makes things seem so mysterious yet interesting
90s graphic art was better but this is good too.
y2k aesthetic my dude!
@@belstar1128 late 90s early 00s
@No CS:S What's really cancer is capitalising every fucking word
My friend's dad works at Microsoft and he says this is coming soon
My friend's mom also works at Microsoft and she said the same thing
My brother has a friend who works at Microsoft, he said the same thing too
My grandmother knows a janetor there who knows a employee in the market department that says it's coming soon
My dad is Bill Gates and he say its coming tomorrow
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guywho knows a guywho knows a guywho knows a guywho knows a guywho knows a guy that works at Microsoft and he said it’s coming soon
Instead, Microsoft decided to take the “box” more literally than the “x”
Box X
Bocks sex ?
As they say!
SeXboX!
@@saquial except it doesnt get you sex
@@dudemanofdude nothing does. U gotta get it yourself.
Well actually the x in "xbox" refers to microsoft direct x, the graphics evironment that displays the gui for the xbox
im so glad Microsoft is finally listening to their fans and making products the people want
Yes.
I don’t think they should listen to the fans. Too loud. Passive cooling instead imo
they are big boys they shouldnt listen to crybaby smol boys
nah that sucks wish this didn't exist
@@musyrifo shut up hater
Imagine if modern trailers were like this.
wheres my fuckin wallet
ok I’m scared
"Integrate your soul into our gaming network for the most immersive gaming experience!"
Aww hell na
Imagine advertising a console while making a machine say "patient is dead" inside some alien ship with a body being scanned.
Only to end it on a Halo gameplay.
And a disturbing one.
god damn. it is just like that, isn't it
Yeah, the wii phone is definitely gonna surpass this when it comes out.
Bro the PlayStation phone will destroy everything it even has Android installed. Believe me dude Android is going to pass IOS in terms of users. Mark my words. You will be able to play PlayStation games on the go from your PS3. Everywhere you want. Thats going to be the future of gaming bro.
@@tthedestroyer4348 nothing passes Nintendo 8000
Yeah, I think that the Nintendo On will surpass it pretty quickly. I can't wait for Super Mario Galaxy on DS too!
Y’all forgetting about the nokia box 9000
@@Inanchi05 bro i literally searched it and nothing came up except for a 8000mah batterie for the switch wtf is a Nintendo 8000?
Rest in peace one armed Halo 1 grunt 2154-2154
It’s actually 2551-2552
@@89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3 NERD!
Jk😂
Mr Bazooka No “jk.” We do not apologize to nerds!
Would've been way better with a headshot birthday party
top things that are in Area 51:
Xbox 720
Windows 9
Intel Core i6 Processor
Xbox Series S
PC2
😂
The iPhone 2 and iPhone 9.
@@dneail but what about iPhone three
This just screams 2000’s anywhere
I love it
me too.
This is the most early 2000’s thing I’ve ever seen
lol fr.....
Takes me back to a simpler time.
i was about to say that
That music...
That's because it is
The only way to explain this video is as follows:
An actual FEVER DREAM
I'm scared
Yep why was the video showing skulls and random things anyways?
._.XD.
This is a fever dream from 2005 and I cannot escape
Looks like an ad I would have seen on Jetix or Cartoon Network when I was little
Nowadays everyone tries to make their console seem as futuristic as possible, but we all know nothing will ever beat the resonance cascade that opened whenever you booted your Xbox.
It’s not shutting down!
When i clicked on this video i wanted to see exactly this type of comments
@@Lethal_Spoon I never thought I'd see a Resonance Cascade, let alone create one.
ACK
@@Lethal_Spoon Hello Gordon!another day another dollar
I love that the WASD buttons aren't quite in places that make sense
The colors are also 90 degree rotation of the Dualshock face button scheme.
You mean XYAB not wasd?
Oh nvm
Uh ah haha no
Because not to get copyrighted
I love the Halo VR gameplay scene. That touch alone really shows how much detail is put in these videos! Bravo sir.
“32 GB of ram” Gaming PCs from the last 2 years: hold my beer
Just imagine, one day I'll nostalgically show this to my children while they're plugged into their Xbox 1080.
Dang that's deep......
i'll buy my kids the xbox 1080ti because fuck it
Probably won't be a plug in but everything wireless. There might not even be a box but a little chip or glasses you put on to enter the virtual world
Ethan Wilson you better save this to a playlist so you don’t forget
@sol1d gh0st Xbox X Æ A-12
I'm getting a early 2000's vibe, like this trailer should be in "Grandma's Boy" or somethin lol
John of oof lol
Lol I'm ded🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I loved that era
@@trixkingolboyfrancis6335 2010 is the best decade
Omg I loved that movie lol
My friend: I had a dream when my crush kissed me what about you?
Me: it’s complicated 1:55
RIP that poor Grunt :(
1:55 awww he died and said nooo
Finally something that actually is complicated
This feels like every tech ad from the late 90s and early 2000's ever.
I can't believe they pulled this off. This will send shockwaves through the industry. A total game-changing elevated interface.
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W O T
I heard there is an additional set you can buy that gives you another arm so you can play with this controller.
I heard there is another set which gives u a Lazer gun that u can shoot with in real life
I heard there is a bonus game included which can give you god powers so you can comprehend the console and its games
Even how this video is encoded fits that early-mid 2000's vibe. 2:04 that controller genuinely looks like it was filmed by a DVD camera in 2004, even has the over sharpened flickering
yeah it's literally perfect, great work.
And the features. Definitely what people were expecting back in the day when live was still new.
I love the impractical specs it lists, especially for the early 2000's style the trailer is going for.
15.11GHz?!?!
16GB GPU @2001MHz?!?!
Not to mention system memory that ISN'T shared with the GPU being 32GB of GDDR6?
Plus HDMI and DisplayPort?
It just makes me laugh, how impractical it all is.
GDDR6, what is this, the 2040s? Gotta get me 5T of that sweet GDDR11.
@@hippyjoe bruh noob, I am using my GDDR77 iGPU, and I am getting 1693749254936394683648364836498368FPS. And it doesn't cost much at all. I mean, I had to sell just one of my brothers in the process, nothing much.
Something is strangely nostalgic about this, especially the music.
Jesus christ that controller looks like alien technology
It is
The covenant use it
Only ghost in shell robots can use it
How old ru
No like Batman
Holy crap, you've nailed the early 2000's aesthetic in this one!
In the Year 200X
1:55 except for this part
Pfft late 90s more like it
jeremy commit war crimes in VR.
Lol no way this video is creepy and obviously fake fanmade, Xbox 360 launched on 2005 but this criknge video talking about technology launched on 2008. Also the aestethics are creppy and not from the 2000s just a parody.
My God, this is a piece of fricking Art, appreciate it.
This is so retro-futuristic, and i love it
This is giving me major Spider-Man: The Movie Game vibes.
It was from that era
Oddly specific
It's the music, right?
Damn, it reminds me of the first mission on Spiderman 3 where there were fire and stuff, damn the nostalgia
I mean the PS3’s fist logo used the same font as Spider-Man 3’s
I love how the animation looks exactly like it would be in the early 2000’s
Yep
It's old that's why
It's a very old concept
@@gustavoparra-perez962 didn't you look at the upload date?
I've found it. The most over-the-top display of sci-fi "THE FUTURE" energy that can ever be found.
We're going into the gamerzone with a one way ticket
I love how this screams mid-late 2000's
More like mid-early, but yeah
2003 more like
Earlier hun
Definitely early, I remember when the first xbone came out and the ads got me hyped
@meow purr lmfaoo dawg what
I came here thinking it was going to be fake, but now I realize this is real
Yeah dud same
Wait... IT IS???
@@AymenZero uh yeah?
@@AymenZero yep just ordered mine
@@moltenn7 you're late asf I already pre ordered it last week
No one:
When you get an unexpected strike in bowling: 1:40
I truly appreciate the turn-of-the-millennium retrofuturism aesthetic.
I love how you made this, it's basically the perfect blend of nostalgia and horror all mixed into one arousing package. The fact you even included some fan designs really tickles my pickle.
Techno thriller
Some kid somewhere is going to see this and ask their parents for one on Christmas
@Chuckens Plush Studios You mean a flash game?
Creator's brain: so how many drugs do you want?
Creator: *yes*
early 2000 aesthetic needs to come back
Damn ben 10 got his signature console.
Microsoft making the Omnitrix confirmed
imagine being able to shit talk while not having to pause the game, so innovative
It's called pc text chat
@@h0st_le960 lol you are commenting on a console video :)
We all know how much easier it is to do anything on a pc
I mean the series X is basically a pc ngl but ye still
This is what they would predict what a game system would be like in the 21st Century back in the 1990's.
1:54I just realized that the original Grunts from Halo CE were probably the most fun-sounding in the whole series.
This looks like something I would see on Cartoon Network late at night
This really does look like some shit you would see on Toonami in 2005.
a useless fact that you didnt want to hear in the first place:
that 720 is an prototype of the og xbox
edit. also the controller is not part if the protoype
more facts. the og xbox prototype is in microsofts office.
Oh no. You are right
I knew it was
George 64 no it can’t be true. That is evil.
Amazing. I didn't know about it. Thanks!
This is the big aluminum X that is displayed in Microsoft office? This is the prototype?
This just give 2000s vibes
Holy moly, why does this have a deeper meaning.
even the halo part.
already got my pre order in for the deluxe edition
Sick
Im getting the mountain dew version
I bought my Xbox 720 and I just can't stop playing! Hahaha I can't stop..
I pissed myself laughing when the controller accessories started coming out, I remember when the first xbox had all these random attachments that companies would market. It's so true
That controls takes playing “claw” to a whole other level.
Took me a fat minute to realise this wasn't just a concept trailer
@dank memer fake
@dank memer real
y u n g p o r n is there proof
GOLDENSILENCE it’s not dude
Oh, it’s more than a concept trailer.
15Ghz CPU.....you'll need a nuclear power plant to turn the darn thing on 😂
And you'll have to run it in the cold vacuum of space. Or a freezer.
this video is literally the pinnacle of everything I love about the 2000s, I cannot thank you enough for making it
This would be something they would release back in the day
sounds dope. now i finallyhave a reason to have inbred kids, so they can actually reach all the buttons with all those extra fingers
What are you doing stepbro?
Can I join?
@@SirDankleberry not incest then
Darek225 You’ve missed the joke and reference.
Horee sheet
I can't wait to play Blinx 3, Kameo 2 and Halo: Evolved Combat in this!!!!
Don't forget Conker: Live and ReReloaded: The third Conker's Bad Fur Day remake, now in 8k.
@@PowerUpT nice
Blinx 3 aye?
And Pariah 2 the Pariahing.
The sound design on these videos is just excellent. Every part of them is excellent, but the sound is what makes me feel like I'm in 2002 again.
Microwave vision: 1:09
I feel like I just got taught a lesson on bioengineering
“This is what the Xbox will look like in 2020”
Pretty sad it’s just a box
2020: block
Mini fridge
B L O C K
3D rectangle
No one:
Microsoft: *makes a controller with WaSD cONtRolS*
That controller is reminding me of D4C’s ears
Cannot wait until this gets recommended twelve years later.
Nobody:
Me: Trying to figure out how I’m gonna press all the buttons with two hands.
I'm still trying to figure how you hold it
Like Crawl or 4-finger mobile user or more but you need rest 6 finger to control it
Mobile console players
haha look another funny quirky "nobody: me:" comment so funny
Lotos NGL I don’t remember writing this lol...
I bursted out laughing when it said DVD player and paused to slide a disc in. Then the high guitar pitch when showing the monstrosity of the controller like it's awesome. Incredible video.
Now that's a name I haven't heard for a long time.
The controller has a battery life of 6 seconds
Not true
The battery life is actually 9 seconds
Get rekt liberal
No 10000000000000000 sec
@@abstract-tl2ww no it’s ♾ seconds it runs forever
This was already sponsored on that movie “real steel” at the championship
Hey reel steel is an ok movie
YEAH WHEN HE WAS FIGHTING ZEUS
It was so confused I thought it was real
This comercial looks like it's from the 90's
Most retrosurrealistic CZcams videos have a 80s/90s vibe, but this channel has an early 2000s vibe, for whatever reason. It's nice to see something different for a change!
Is it just me or did it say “playstation is dead” at 1:27 lol
I think
@TeN X Dripp lol
Yes
and it's right
This thing would easily surpass PS1
Ps5 aint got nothin on this bad boy
it said patient is dead
2060 : “Introducing the Xbox 1080”
2100: Introducing the Ps7. Fuck you sony
2080: Xbox 4K
3000: playstation 1080 p
Xbox 1440
2100: XBOX 4K
2120: XBOX 8K
2150: XBOX LIVE
2200: XBOX UNIVERSE
I still have the Game Informer with the preview of this exact model of Xbox. Nice to see people still remember it
I love how it is shown that, not only does the innate controller have two A buttons, both of which are green, the keyboard adds a third, along with a second W, D, and S buttons
Early 2000s CGI vibes
1:11
*Whenever my cousins ask if I have games on my phone*
this is nostalgic but terrifying
The nostalgia is hard.
Im so happy that xbox finally decided to produce the omnitrix
ahaha i was thinking the same!
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This looks like something from a creepypasta
It looks like could be official when the first xbox was launched. You made it so good my dude:)
This has the perfect vibe for that era!
I’m calling it now this is going to trigger a wave of 2000s nostalgia
Why do they call it the Xbox 720?
Cause once you see it you spin 720 degrees and walk away
Two spins means business lol
Hold on wait, 720 is 2 360s, so doesn't that mean you'll still be facing it?
@@WhayYay yes it does. I was doing a few mental gymnastics to make it work though.
Like walking away from it by stepping over it after doing your fanciful ballerina twirl. Or just throwing it up and moving afterwards.
@@Klausinator451 gotcha
I'm more excited about vaporware meant to look like it's from the early 2000's over the fridge that's actually coming out.
Reminds me of the 1992 Beyond the Mind's Eye series, awesome job!
Game: "press the a button"
Xbox 720: "you're on your own on that one fam"
It's called an xbox 720 because when you see it you spin around 720 degrees and walk away
noo its is because the ausesome graficks take you to dizzying heights.
@Alejandro de Jesús Gracia Antonio hes referencing how sony fans would say that when the 360 was new.
unless you knew that.
Why did I just get Ben 10 and Code Lyoko vibes at the same time🤣
this video was definitely a footnote in industrial society and its future