No Limit Jokes - Too Soon Edition
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- čas přidán 25. 02. 2021
- Join our Discord to play & hang with us! / discord Here we go again - No Limit Jokes. I like to think of this as an educational video so you know what kind of jokes not to make in today's world. Good luck! Also, thanks to all the support for the short videos here on this channel and on Tiktok / swiftorbald
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My grandma caught me rolling a blunt so she took away my weed and grounded me; so I took away her wheel chair...I guess neither of us rolling today.
fbi approves this one🤣
Lmaooo
Please let someone use this one next time
@@alberto-gr2qj The FBI approves this*
@@Just_Being_Honest Bro just shutup.
Your views didn’t go down because we lost interest you just helped us grow up. We love you
Fax
So true
Or it could just be dead
Ngl I lost interest
Never seen something more true
Joke: abortion isn't murder, it's just cancelling your pre-order
Yooo, good one💀💀💀💀
Yes
Heard this one before.
Lol
And cremation is early access to death
bro you were the reason my childhood was so good now i’m like 16 but i actually love you bro
Bro. Same. Im the same age as you as well
if you're 16 then you're still in your childhood in my opinion
@@Luna-km2zr 1. Child
2. Teen
3. Young adult
4. Adult
5. Elderly
@@monkeybandit222 Infant, Toddler, Kid, Tween, Teen, Young Adult, Adult, Elderly. cool you can list a few things but if you're still in your teens you're still a child, your brain is still developing and you're having rapid body changes so you're a child.
@@Luna-km2zr that doesn’t mean that we are called a child, I wouldn’t call a 17 year old a child. They are basically an adult
"My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car"
just got kicked out of the hospital because i told all the covid patients to stay positive
Lmao
Bruhh
Bruuuuuuuuh omg
B R U H
Ooohh NOOO.
I saw an orphan eating cereal with water today, I guess his dad didn’t come back with the milk...😂
Another good one😂
Fuck that was good
My mom said ya bc he’s a fucking orphan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That hits different
So a little black jewish boy goes up to his father and asks "Dad am i more black or more jewish" the dad asks " Son why would you want to know that" Well dad there is a kid at school and he is selling a bike and im wondering if i should talk him down or just steal it".
I got a no limit joke
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus filled with children.
T_T
Overused
Bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BBBBRRURUUUUUUUHHHH!!!!
Obvs it’s a fort kid that’s unfunny
Joke: what do you do when someone gets an epileptic seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry
Your channel didnt die, we just grew up🥺 (We all still love you, keep your head high)
Im unliking this comment cuz its at 69
This comment sucks lol
wow swift, the algorithm has finally shinned in your favor, glad to be back
maybe, we'll see!
Me too mate I used to watch these vids back in the day
@@swiftor How can I Be in one of your funny story - joke videos or how do people qualify to get in .?
Damn I saw a tiktok and it reminded me to come back here and just let you know for giving me a great childhood I use to go to my friends and we would just laugh up to midnight watching you. Thanks swiftor your favourite videos btw where swiftorsays
same here
same bro
same
Same
Same
Joke: whats similar between a pregnant teenage and her baby
Answer: they're both thinking "oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
o_o
Swiftor I’m back I used to watch u when I was 7 sorry for watching it’s been a while and I miss you dude
Bro you’re just like me, I’m pretty sure I was about 9 though
:What do you call a dog with no arms or legs
: it doesn't matter what you call it it's not coming
Haven’t watched swiftor in a long ass time. Glad this popped up in my recommend brings back a lot of memories.
Man it’s mad to think I’ve been watching since Ghosts, kinda blows my mind
Damn I just found this channel the other day while scrolling CZcams shorts
Been watching since bo2
My son, who’s into astronomy l, asked me how stars die. “Usually an overdose, son,” I told him.
Lol
That five year old with no friends line was the best tbh
That was the only one that didn't make me laugh
Call6God is just...
Nah it's overused. Lost it's punch. It's the go to for middle schoolers trying to impress girl
That was a dumb fkn joke literally the worst shyt to say .
White laughing at kids dying in school shooting evil evil wicked
damn we all going back to him now?😭😭 fr tho love u swiftor
My two favourites that I know off the top of my head
How do you win a fight with an emo?
You kick the chair
How did Rihanna know Chris brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
Bruh
😂😂😂
2nd one was hilarious
Didn’t get the first one
@@nitsuasiwel Emos *cough* depressed *cough* rope *cough* *cough*
6:35
*Makes sandy hook joke*
Swifter: *shortly becomes thor*
You know that someone did go over the top when before swiftor calls up the second guy there's 2 bodies but we have only seen one kill
I wonder what they said
That sandy hook comment was WAY over the top and he didn’t edit that one out Wich is bs in my opinion
@@Imhim337 absolutely trash to say that and people think that was cool
i got one
who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds
Thts not even funny..
Yes it is it's supposed to be edgy douche
"You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message"
I remember when you were really big in the beginning of the BO2 days, when you really started taking off. You made my childhood a memorable one, playing for hours while on stream. I’m now 18, your channel never died, just the younger groups you mentored back then, have now grown up and now it’s time for a new generation to be taught. I appreciate everything.
0:57 newoxide was having a good laugh then he gets killed and you can hear the disappointment in his voice
♥️ thank you swiftor for your great content over the years 🙏
Swiftor I know you’ve probably gotten so many childhood comments but man you really helped me throughout mine. Everyday I came home stressed because family issues and your videos just gave me the motivation and happiness to stay strong and move on!
Q:where did little suzy go after getting lost in the minefield?
A:Everywhere
Just saw a video of you reading out comments about people saying your channel died and even though we don’t watch all your CZcams videos you were a huge part of our childhood and that’s something that not a lot of people can do, much love❤️❤️❤️
bro this is crazy i watched you through middle school now im moving into college in a few months youre a living legend keep doing you Swift💙
Dang man I used to watch you in hard times nd you always my day better much love hope the next generation appreciates you
Bro the small medium at large joke was good
I didn't get that one
Man just saw you in my recommend and remembered the great memories I had here content is still great keep it up man
7 years and this is my 1st swiftor video after 7 years i wish we could go back when we were little mannn
These jokes are a relief from my depression... thank you swiftor!!!
Joke: What’s one thing a grasshopper and Mexican have in common
Answer: they both love hopping borders
I saw a reporter just talking and a boat was running Mexicans across the river in the background😂
@@monkeybandit222 oh that's not bad usually hundreds cross the US-Mexican border while a reporter is reporting from there
Swift makes me laugh every time he puts these videos out or any videos out as a matter of fact. What a channel this made has made over the last 10+ years
Thank you for posting more of these 😁
The goat is in my recommended again after years
"Doughnutsss" 😂😂🤧😭😭 he really just said that
it’s been 7 years since i’ve watched you’re videos, still love em.
It’s been so long sense a video made me smile like this:) thank you once again swift
@Swiftor- I know you probably here this a lot but thankyou for helping me with my depression and you really did have a place in my heart for 2 years and you always will have a spot in my heart in till the day i die🖤
Glad you came out of it keep out of that dark place and come into the darkness of the jokes😂
It looks like swiftor is fearful to laugh sometimes😭
Just came back to support my childhood legend keep up the good work man
11:03, what makes this joke funny is when his dead body starts sliding down the dune hill afterwards.
12:47 dam that was a hard hit
Alternate title: we watch swiftor slowly lose his hope in humanity
i love you man.... i respect you, you made my childhood and i will forever be grateful
Bro I can’t thank you enough for making childhood so much better with your black ops 2 and 3 videos 😄
I found you through shorts and i approve
Joke: What do you call an orphan recovering from a car crash
Answer: A family recovery
😂😂
It’s been a while since I’ve even watched swiftor and he’s still going strong. Amazing.
Another hilarious vid swift. Please don’t stop making these !
2:30 I was dying of laughter lol
Haven’t watched since Bo3 bro forgot about swiftor and outta no where I remembered him and here I am miss the good old days🥲
I’m glad we all grew up with the same child hood, crazy how life works man, I was 13 years old when I started watching your yt channel. (Bo2)
You got me through my hard times in life, thank you.
7:15 perfect timing for the care package
Why did they get so offended by the pop corn joke like damn it wasn’t that bad
Can you explain the joke please? I didnt get it, lol
@@kaisendbd “where’s *pop* corn” It was one of those dad jokes
Thank you for making my childhood, I appreciate you.
This guy actually gives back OG vibes I love this guy
6:30 had me just sittin there like 😬😬😬😬
Is nobody gonna talk about how PigZ body be sliding down at 4:40
so great to see you doing the same time type of videos since your bo2 days ❤️
I’m back Swiftor... it’s been about a year and i’m back. Much love homie. You helped me grow up from B02 videos all the way till now
I literally looked last night on your channel to see if I missed a new “No limit Joke” and I didn’t find one and now I get this let’s go!
Joke: My son asked me what dark humor was. I replied with “see that man over there ask him to clap”. My son replied with “dad you know I’m blind”
Man glad I’m watching you again thought you stopped idk why tho. your awesome
Been watching you for a little under 10 years,I remember playing GTA,COD, Minecraft and halo while watching you play swifter says on MW 2 and BO2,thank you for memorable times,I hope you have a pleasant evening
I hope this gets millions of views keep your head up
Man I remember I was talking to a Hawaiian guy and mentioned pearl harbor in passing and he suddenly got an *explosive* attitude with me
I'm new here and I have no idea how I haven't found you sooner because this is hilarious.
Yes, half of my family has a very twisted sense of humor and I am no exception.
This has to be my favorite video
Nobody:
Me watching this: *Write that down, Write that down!*
Finally, ive waited so long!
This brings me all the way back.
Just subbed love your content!!!
Joke: A deaf kid joined my school a few weeks ago. We had a spanish listening test today, when i asked him how he did on it he just looked so pissed for some reason.
I remember the no limit mama jokes back in Bo2 😂
Thank you for getting me through my childhood the bo2 vids were my favorite
i saw this on yt shorts now im addicted never stop making these
What did the sign say that was on the pizza place next to the abortion clinic? “Your loss is our sauce”
6:25. 😂😂😂
You deserve 10 mil man hope you get there one day 🥰🥰
the nostalgia this man gives me 😫
I love how the spermbank one is the most wholesome out of theese😭🤣
This is max 😂
bro i forgot you existed it’s been like 3 years and i love the vids
Hey swiftor i saw a tiktok with you playing swiftor says in bo2 and i just gotta come say thanks for making my childhood so entertaining. im an adult now but endless summer hours of my teen years were spent binging your videos. hope ur doing well 👍
This makes me so sad, this guy was my childhood back in the bo2 days
Glad to be in the video again swift
Been a while since I’ve watched still like your vids Swift
Keep up the great work swifter
I saw a girl crying the other day I walked up to her and I asked he what's wrong she kept crying I asked her where her parents are she started crying worse
Man I love working at a orphanage
2:55 best part is me
Dang, destroyed a guy for making a normal joke
I stopped watching like 3 years ago I used to watch you all the time, Im glad I found you again Swift ❤