No Limit Hide and Joke Seek - Part 1

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  • @raybaconater9757
    @raybaconater9757 Před 3 lety +94

    Most no limit jokes:
    Audience: I’m gonna have to say no

  • @jessiemarks2210
    @jessiemarks2210 Před 3 lety +324

    Q: why do I call my dad magician? A: he can magically turn a six pack of beer into domestic violence

  • @blitz.cl9362
    @blitz.cl9362 Před 3 lety +48

    8:27 That Delivery was sooo on point

  • @gabrielleyva1379
    @gabrielleyva1379 Před 3 lety +235

    “No limit jokes” one of the jokes that made it through “why should you never trust stairs, cuz their always up to something” we gonna have to start calling these dad jokes

    • @EquiliMario
      @EquiliMario Před 3 lety +14

      Yea many no limit jokes got voted out and dad jokds voted in.

    • @lilricebowl9731
      @lilricebowl9731 Před 3 lety +9

      @@EquiliMario yeah how tf did the Usain Bolt one get voted out
      And how did all of Oxide’s jokes only barely win
      How did the Bus one get voted out?

    • @relay_exe3009
      @relay_exe3009 Před 3 lety

      @@lilricebowl9731 becuase the usain bolt one has been used more times than i can count in my head

    • @honeababbiehonea6719
      @honeababbiehonea6719 Před 3 lety

      Rickyup

    • @taylorspears5635
      @taylorspears5635 Před 3 lety

      Even he proceeded to climb an ladder and fell, I was laughing on that part lmao

  • @rickgrimes7926
    @rickgrimes7926 Před 3 lety +206

    Joke"what's long and black"
    The line at popeye's
    Omg thank you so much for the amount of likes this is the most I've ever gotten

  • @SomeRandomGuy45
    @SomeRandomGuy45 Před 3 lety +25

    4:02 ghost is just starring menacingly

  • @plaisergy6969
    @plaisergy6969 Před 3 lety +35

    Q: Why don’t they eat spicy foods in japan?
    A: cause they don’t want anymore explosions from people

  • @Soothing._.Melody
    @Soothing._.Melody Před 3 lety +150

    Here's a joke:
    They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?

  • @nihitkhunteta6137
    @nihitkhunteta6137 Před 3 lety +54

    Q: What do you do when a chemical scientist dies ?
    A: You Barium!
    Well I was trying for some good chemistry puns, but all the good ones argon

  • @ShootWithLOU
    @ShootWithLOU Před 3 lety +6

    The cancer, trampoline, and bus full of children had me like “wtf yo 😂😂😂” shit was funny as hell.

  • @marvelman1160
    @marvelman1160 Před 3 lety +19

    Mr.Cue ball is funny af

  • @edzomuljo
    @edzomuljo Před 3 lety +6

    That joke with the trampoline got me

  • @Joshua-qc4vl
    @Joshua-qc4vl Před 3 lety +7

    4:00 the guy watching him in the back 🤣🤫🤫🤣🤣🤣snweaky

  • @barbarosbozkurt758
    @barbarosbozkurt758 Před 3 lety +9

    Our Man El Risitas is GONE to the place where Rick May is now

  • @DrKElite243
    @DrKElite243 Před 3 lety +590

    There were so many snowflakes watching his stream!

    • @AMERICADG76
      @AMERICADG76 Před 3 lety +111

      Right dude all the dark jokes were getting voted off

    • @frijoleswithbeanss
      @frijoleswithbeanss Před 3 lety +50

      Edgy jokes get boring, in the past they were a bit but a ton of these get used often. If it’s truly an original “dark” joke then hell yea. Only ones who are voting edgy jokes are the 14 year olds or grown ass adults who’s personality are that they are edgy lmao

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 Před 3 lety +18

      Most of the jokes are old af tbh
      If its a new dark joke than it could be good but most are just boring once you know them already

    • @DingoXBX
      @DingoXBX Před 3 lety +2

      ikr

    • @golfbuddy1278
      @golfbuddy1278 Před 3 lety +45

      People are way to sensitive these days. It is a real shame.

  • @nihitkhunteta6137
    @nihitkhunteta6137 Před 3 lety +10

    Q: Why did the CZ-75 got the girl pregnant ?
    A: It took too long to pull out.

  • @da-krispy-one3159
    @da-krispy-one3159 Před 3 lety +55

    HI MAGICAL BALD MAN

  • @graysonwykert2880
    @graysonwykert2880 Před 3 lety +7

    What starts with M and ends in airrage?
    Miscarriage, the joke never gets old , just like the baby.

  • @weirdchamp4601
    @weirdchamp4601 Před 2 lety +1

    8:21 “I mean that kinda made me hungry”
    Most underrated line of the video 💀

  • @az-ml8oc
    @az-ml8oc Před 3 lety +5

    The joke at 8:30 was the best one of them all 😂

    • @arthurscacophony967
      @arthurscacophony967 Před 3 lety

      What did he say? I couldn't hear clearly

    • @darkmode8087
      @darkmode8087 Před 2 lety +1

      @@arthurscacophony967 I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday,the ungrateful fucker sat on his wheelchair and cried

    • @arthurscacophony967
      @arthurscacophony967 Před 2 lety

      @@darkmode8087 XD thanks man

  • @MrWeisman1019
    @MrWeisman1019 Před 3 lety +2

    I don’t know what’s funnier. The duck joke or Swiftor falling to his death.

  • @avenminster7107
    @avenminster7107 Před 3 lety +4

    Man I had my older brother have me watch you when I was almost 7 and now I just turned 15 and I’m so glad to see you still making videos much much appreciated👍🏼

  • @fresshyzz_7310
    @fresshyzz_7310 Před 3 lety +4

    Nobody:
    Swiftor: THE POWER WITHIN🧙‍♂️

  • @devonengel7289
    @devonengel7289 Před 3 lety +3

    After all these years your content has not changed, props to you man

  • @battlex3
    @battlex3 Před 3 lety +15

    Just discover you 1 week ago and dam. To think i miss your video for all those years. But thats fine i start watching from the start.

  • @JackBlackYonko
    @JackBlackYonko Před 3 lety +3

    Twin towers joke was underrated in my opinion

  • @emilianoplayz
    @emilianoplayz Před 3 lety +1

    Im new to your channel and ive been having blast so far thank you and the people participating for making me laugh

  • @Ryan-qb5wd
    @Ryan-qb5wd Před 6 měsíci

    That 2nd joke was brutal but so good 😂😂😂
    Should've been a yes.

  • @N-GinAndTonicTM
    @N-GinAndTonicTM Před 3 lety

    There's honestly nothing better than a group of total, complete strangers from all walks of life; laughing out loud with each other.

  • @cjrobs1293
    @cjrobs1293 Před 3 lety +1

    the wheelchair joke had me falling out of my chair

  • @nedatron9355
    @nedatron9355 Před 3 lety

    I've seen your shorts then this came on my recomended so I'm watching and it's good gonna watch your other bids keep up the work

  • @ethanbailey5349
    @ethanbailey5349 Před 3 lety +1

    The bald magic with another great vid🙌🏼

  • @yyvirus
    @yyvirus Před 3 lety

    This turn from jokes to dark humor jokes

  • @gamerloganyt5565
    @gamerloganyt5565 Před 3 lety

    Hearing JDSnake after every sentence killed it for me.

  • @B_Chasnika
    @B_Chasnika Před 3 lety

    Now this is vintage Swiftor

  • @switchtakill
    @switchtakill Před 3 lety

    Dude, i watched you ups and downs on your channel. You still got it. Dont get discouraged by views, keep at it man. You'll get there again.

  • @patrikzvolensky9952
    @patrikzvolensky9952 Před 3 lety

    4:03 that guy there in background just looking at them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @popadock1638
    @popadock1638 Před 3 lety

    That last one got me

  • @Aussie-ws1xo
    @Aussie-ws1xo Před 3 lety +7

    Him-Making jokes is hard. Me-i mean your parents did a good job at it so it shouldn't be to hard

  • @Q8y502
    @Q8y502 Před 3 lety +1

    these jokes are hilarious 😂😂❤️

  • @Zenefor
    @Zenefor Před 3 lety +1

    What do chess pieces and terrorists have in common?
    The pawns go first suiciding into the battle.

  • @yublex
    @yublex Před 3 lety +10

    Wouldn't surprise me if the whole vid got demonitized because of the guy named covid

  • @trevintroumbley870
    @trevintroumbley870 Před 3 lety

    Plot twist the bus filled with children is the disabled swim team

  • @chrisp4707
    @chrisp4707 Před 3 lety

    I loved the genders joke "what do the twin towers and genders have in common" *idk what* "now they're all a disaster

  • @cernox8326
    @cernox8326 Před 3 lety +1

    Yooo i forgot abt you swiftor glad to see your still making yt videos, I remember those swiftor says back in the WWII days

    • @VGTA-zq8sb
      @VGTA-zq8sb Před 3 lety

      It's not that long ago the bo1 and bo2 were the best

  • @ewan_av
    @ewan_av Před 3 lety +2

    the laughs were as funny as the jokes😂

  • @BakingdutchmanllW
    @BakingdutchmanllW Před 3 lety

    Watching this now for the 3 time still love it 😂 thanks to callsix😂

  • @metalman20
    @metalman20 Před 3 lety

    i had a feeling i knew which lobby this episode was from and as soon as i saw it was on rust, i was thinking, oh boy........................this was a wild one lolololololol

  • @UnionJxck
    @UnionJxck Před 3 lety +1

    Audience just voting no on the good jokes, and yes on the average jokes

  • @killerfps316
    @killerfps316 Před 3 lety +1

    Much love keep up tht greatness 💯 🙏

  • @trent3864
    @trent3864 Před 3 lety

    great content, keep it up man

  • @jbananas3257
    @jbananas3257 Před 3 lety +1

    A name tag popped up when he pulled up the menu in the beginning 😂

  • @tylonsingleton3997
    @tylonsingleton3997 Před 3 lety +1

    Swiftor: our first victim isssss covid!
    Covid: *How the turns table*

  • @ObsidianAnimation2112
    @ObsidianAnimation2112 Před 3 lety +1

    3:46 kid talking into his ipods earbuds

  • @BLITZN_
    @BLITZN_ Před 3 lety

    Bro swiftor your chat was full up people who cant take a joke those jokes were all funny 😂

  • @coryklashinsky5527
    @coryklashinsky5527 Před 3 lety

    Love the videos swiftor

  • @indabells2267
    @indabells2267 Před 3 lety

    The dude sitting on top of that edge in the beginning

  • @poopypeeepee2259
    @poopypeeepee2259 Před 3 lety +1

    He looks so disappointed when he doesn't find the joke funny.😂

  • @The-Soulsborne06
    @The-Soulsborne06 Před 3 lety +1

    Love ya swiftor, I'd love to play one day!

  • @mrsnix2952
    @mrsnix2952 Před 3 lety +1

    Bruh I haven’t watch one of your vids sence 500,000 subs good job on the 2m

  • @SirDuckyTTV
    @SirDuckyTTV Před 3 lety

    I approve of Dantes duck joke

  • @AshGD_GD
    @AshGD_GD Před 3 lety +1

    Joke: What is long and hairy, and can be wet and stucky?.... a catapuliller

  • @joshwest7573
    @joshwest7573 Před 3 lety

    Bruh the ghost at 4:06 is killing me

  • @spacedmushroom5626
    @spacedmushroom5626 Před 3 lety

    Dropping a sub for this great content

  • @jesuslovesyou7549
    @jesuslovesyou7549 Před 3 lety

    3:07 that was a good one

  • @siracs7372
    @siracs7372 Před 3 lety +1

    The game predicted the Call6God would come in second place
    (Bottom left score)

  • @jussace2375
    @jussace2375 Před 3 lety +15

    Love you swift no homo🥵

  • @TalkTime132
    @TalkTime132 Před 3 lety +2

    I just realized his lights light up when he talks on his mic

  • @malachigrimes9299
    @malachigrimes9299 Před 3 lety

    Some of the bad ones are so bad they make everyone laugh

  • @neyosaechao3495
    @neyosaechao3495 Před 3 lety

    that last one though

  • @walangpart2
    @walangpart2 Před 3 lety

    4:08 hey ghost😂

  • @imperialspy7204
    @imperialspy7204 Před 3 lety

    4:13 "ghost knew he fucked up"

  • @tercioplays913
    @tercioplays913 Před 3 lety

    Gotta wait for part 2

  • @ibrahimshukri9842
    @ibrahimshukri9842 Před 3 lety

    I saw a player proning by the corner. Is that what caused Swiftor to slip off the ladder?
    😂🤣🤣
    5:45

  • @durtywil4773
    @durtywil4773 Před 3 lety

    Q: I ask my Michael Jordan what makes him better lebron??
    Jordan: I'm undefeated, even my hairline..

  • @tyronevincetamayo5104
    @tyronevincetamayo5104 Před 3 lety

    Hey Swiftor, what tree that is impossible to climb?

  • @cmbiggo
    @cmbiggo Před 3 lety +1

    “That’s so fricked up”
    No wonder all of these people are soft to these dark jokes

  • @mzkboundless2374
    @mzkboundless2374 Před 3 lety

    I've heard so many jokes I've heard before

  • @Namaksjdjdn
    @Namaksjdjdn Před 3 lety +2

    Can someone explain the one that said when the dog walked into the bar?

    • @grants7
      @grants7 Před 3 lety +1

      I didn’t really get that one either

  • @congratulationsyouplayedyo8907

    That race joke went over everyone’s head

  • @michaelmills622
    @michaelmills622 Před 2 lety

    4:44 he shoulda said "that's an insensitive thing to say to a make a wish kid"

  • @drewbear1748
    @drewbear1748 Před 3 lety

    Love you swift

  • @FirstNameLastName-wo7li

    It's amazing that so many people get offended. It's okay to laugh I promise it's not going to kill you

  • @mike285
    @mike285 Před 3 lety

    Why did the fire fighter get ptsd
    They were playing jenga and his son was playing with an airplane
    911 jokes are killer

  • @abioyy1241
    @abioyy1241 Před 3 lety

    What game is this and how do i play with swiftor?

  • @juniorf796
    @juniorf796 Před 3 lety

    Yoooooo wassguuuud

  • @footedthread9314
    @footedthread9314 Před 3 lety

    3:50 i heard that in a swiftor vid, with zetrix in it

  • @plaisergy6969
    @plaisergy6969 Před 3 lety +10

    Q: why do you never ask a female for her age?
    A: cause probably she dosnt know how to count yet

  • @crkz4034
    @crkz4034 Před 3 lety

    Racecar backwards is racecar.........................
    But racecar sidewards is how paul walker died

  • @dracyan2519
    @dracyan2519 Před 3 lety +1

    What was the first bus to cross the ocean, Colombus

  • @itswinkypinky1532
    @itswinkypinky1532 Před 3 lety

    I can't tell if I'm more mad at the jokes or whats on that 50.gs

  • @huiba1
    @huiba1 Před 3 lety +1

    Wowww the hitler joke was so good

  • @liquidchain4845
    @liquidchain4845 Před 3 lety

    No limit jokes but you can't take a 9-11 or Hitler joke

  • @pe6935
    @pe6935 Před 3 lety

    SWiFt said n jokes my fav

  • @connorokelly1557
    @connorokelly1557 Před 3 lety

    Swiftors laugh is so weird lol

  • @michakowaleczko7512
    @michakowaleczko7512 Před 3 lety

    I have actually never watched a full video before

  • @ObsidianAnimation2112
    @ObsidianAnimation2112 Před 3 lety +1

    i thought the last joke was using the kids for it

  • @elespantaviejas-ly4mb
    @elespantaviejas-ly4mb Před 3 lety

    1:54 yes

  • @insurgent-codm3417
    @insurgent-codm3417 Před 3 lety

    Nice

  • @thatfox___1756
    @thatfox___1756 Před 3 lety

    for a second i thought you were vsauce playing mw