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  • Ex Jewel Thief Larry Lawton talks about the Unwritten rules in Prison. Prison stories galore
    Ex Jewel Thief Larry Lawton spent 11 years in prison and now helps people make better decisions and fights for prison reform. #Lawton #Prison #Mob
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  • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
    @LarryLawtonJewelThief  Před 4 lety +2627

    Hear My Story bit.ly/Gangster_Redemption
    - Member Program! Starting $1.99 - Perks from wallpaper to one-to-one chats.
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    - Patreon (higher/lower levels): patreon.com/larrylawtonjewelthief

    • @tomcat2374
      @tomcat2374 Před 4 lety +21

      YEET

    • @LastHumansGarage
      @LastHumansGarage Před 4 lety +72

      The jail videos are my favorite. Not so much into the gaming videos, but i know its a hot genre these days. But I can't get enough of your jail stories.. Just like I can't get enough of watching those Lockup shows and stuff.

    • @AS-jf2mf
      @AS-jf2mf Před 4 lety +10

      Please react to rdr 2 train heat or bank heist (it’s made by rockstar who made gta v)

    • @Vahig7
      @Vahig7 Před 4 lety +2

      GTA part 2?

    • @jackbishop2508
      @jackbishop2508 Před 4 lety +2

      Larry Lawton do an episode on 69

  • @Gemcitygoddess
    @Gemcitygoddess Před 4 lety +28922

    Did I search for this? No.
    Did I watch the whole thing? Yes!

    • @KirilSpetsnaz
      @KirilSpetsnaz Před 4 lety +81

      same

    • @stupot008
      @stupot008 Před 4 lety +38

      Same ha

    • @trexmidnite
      @trexmidnite Před 4 lety +18

      You and him dickheads..

    • @aristotle5698
      @aristotle5698 Před 4 lety +9

      Same

    • @Joram647
      @Joram647 Před 4 lety +152

      Not sure why the CZcams algorithm thought I would be interested in this, but I guess it knows me better than I know myself. Seams interesting. Think I'll stick around

  • @tedmichaels1951
    @tedmichaels1951 Před 3 lety +12627

    I made my grandson watch this because he needs to know these things. He is now prepared for preschool.

  • @bethgasms
    @bethgasms Před 2 lety +216

    I spent 47 days in a woman’s jail which was nothing compared to prison, but it was enough to know that I NEVER wanted to go back. If you haven’t spent time incarcerated at some facility, it’s so hard to understand how depressing and what a crazy world it is. It is its own world.

  • @carsone.lawsoniii3347
    @carsone.lawsoniii3347 Před 2 lety +286

    I was incarcerated in the Kentucky DOC from 2001 until 2012 and ....knock on wood...I've been out ever since. I ran across this channel and video while browsing on CZcams. This is 100% spot on. Larry, I can tell you're a good solid convict and it's a damn good thing you're doing here. There are many people who need to know this stuff. You have gained a subscriber and a fellow con. ☮️✌️
    Your success story following your criminal background is an inspiration to convicts far and wide.

    • @chopsyoutube
      @chopsyoutube Před 2 lety +2

      Start a CZcams channel that would be cool!

    • @ratyrat5
      @ratyrat5 Před 2 lety +1

      why lie

    • @LordOfSweden
      @LordOfSweden Před rokem +2

      Stop doing crime and no problem

    • @mugglepower
      @mugglepower Před 10 měsíci

      hey man, stay out there and good luck!

    • @RadioMan2023
      @RadioMan2023 Před 9 měsíci

      Did you see the 9/11 attacks on a prison TV or was it after september that you got incarcerated
      I kinda wanna know what the protocol is when a terrorist attack happens and your in jail

  • @thisguyisgreat1
    @thisguyisgreat1 Před 4 lety +22470

    If a documentary series about people who own tigers can get made, a documentary about Larry should 100% be made

    • @pauljames1807
      @pauljames1807 Před 4 lety +527

      I mean... There's way more going on in that documentary. That shit was crazy.

    • @burbxryphoenixx7904
      @burbxryphoenixx7904 Před 4 lety +123

      Im 100% sure it will happen some day

    • @joshflynn2173
      @joshflynn2173 Před 4 lety +118

      Martin scorsese has joined the chat

    • @jacksonbear1
      @jacksonbear1 Před 4 lety +49

      Josh Flynn A Scorsese movie would great. The same formula that he used in The Wolf of Wall Street would make it incredible

    • @Spunionaut
      @Spunionaut Před 4 lety +122

      @@pauljames1807 have you even listened to larrys stories? theres way more going on in larrys life than in the tiger kings life..

  • @suspence8467
    @suspence8467 Před 4 lety +3807

    Normal criminals: “I need a lawyers”
    Me knowing I am guilty: “I need Larry”

  • @leonareeves5143
    @leonareeves5143 Před 2 lety +130

    Larry, I get what you’re saying here. I have been a nurse for many, many (350 I think) years and spent about 7+ of them in corrections. I worked in medical, ran medical emergencies to pods, yards, etc, and was always, but always treated well by men and women. Even in lockdown situations, gang fights, etc, inmates always protected me. Sometimes the formed a circle around me, sometimes they pushed me in an area so they could protect me. Later, I asked why and was told that I always treated them with respect and treated them fairly in medical, making sure they got treated, saw a Dr, got their meds on time, etc. It touched me. I only thought I was treating them fairly and respectfully like I did everyone else. Nobody ever tried to get me to get anything special or pull any funny stuff. Maybe it was because I was

  • @treyparkerofficial
    @treyparkerofficial Před rokem +44

    I did a 5 piece from 2015-early 2020. I watch this man because he's honest, straight to the point, and it helps keep me on the straight and narrow.

  • @jakezimmer7256
    @jakezimmer7256 Před 4 lety +6265

    Me: steps into prison
    Larry: this was your first mistake. You just died

  • @evolution031680
    @evolution031680 Před 4 lety +3807

    I feel this would be more effective than Scared Straight. Just being calmly told what your new reality is going to be is scarier than some guy yelling at you.

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 Před 4 lety +194

      Very true. My father has spent a total of about 20 years all around, and he hated the "scared straight" program. Says he refused to run and yell at a bunch of kids, and it probably made more sense to just tell them the reality of what goes on if you wanna keep on being a "badass".

    • @Akotski-ys9rr
      @Akotski-ys9rr Před 4 lety +86

      I disagree. Have you seen some of the kids on that show? They would not care about this video. It would come in one ear and out the other. They actually need to SEE what it’s like in prison.

    • @liamcallahan240
      @liamcallahan240 Před 4 lety +66

      @@Akotski-ys9rr It depends on the kid I guess. That would work for most of them

    • @alexandershaer1079
      @alexandershaer1079 Před 4 lety +7

      Mephallica Great name/profile pic

    • @evolution031680
      @evolution031680 Před 4 lety +2

      @@alexandershaer1079 Thanks lol.

  • @stijnvandamme76
    @stijnvandamme76 Před rokem +13

    Kinda ironic, that its usually people who don't really care much for rules, who end up in jail, then there are so many rules to abide to once they are in there.

  • @Mikesblades
    @Mikesblades Před 4 měsíci +2

    I did 1 year way back when. Now I'm a Primary Care Physician and Preceptor at the Regional Trauma center. I know one year is nothing but it shows you can cone back if you try

    • @kellyb6370
      @kellyb6370 Před 3 měsíci

      U did one year in prison and your a doctor

  • @srhatfield
    @srhatfield Před 4 lety +4892

    Today I learned, I would not last long in prison.

    • @kkk-ff5th
      @kkk-ff5th Před 4 lety +144

      You maybe right but also you'd be surprised about what you learn about yourself in prison

    • @IchNixMilch
      @IchNixMilch Před 4 lety +328

      I learned how happy I am that I live in Europe

    • @stevenp25100
      @stevenp25100 Před 4 lety +36

      Not trying to judge you too much, but I feel like you should have already know that lol

    • @ChineseChicken1
      @ChineseChicken1 Před 4 lety +24

      Mischa Europeans go to prison too.

    • @srhatfield
      @srhatfield Před 4 lety +8

      @@stevenp25100 LOL Well, yeah, I kind of did, but fortunately I didn't become a jewel thief and get caught, so fortunately no first hand knowledge 😂

  • @Comengo88
    @Comengo88 Před 4 lety +7633

    The most important rule: Dont go to prison

    • @trevorkimble5235
      @trevorkimble5235 Před 4 lety +50

      Yep

    • @darksteiner631
      @darksteiner631 Před 4 lety +268

      No, it's that you don't join ceiling gang my dude. That's cringe

    • @michaeldupont4469
      @michaeldupont4469 Před 4 lety +24

      Darksteiner facts

    • @fallvegdow
      @fallvegdow Před 4 lety +167

      There are some people in prison that did nothing wrong.

    • @flecktarn4110
      @flecktarn4110 Před 4 lety +40

      Can get threatened with prison for telling jokes in my country. That's why I'm researching Larry's videos, lol

  • @user-fp9xi3oy9z
    @user-fp9xi3oy9z Před 6 hodinami

    This man is educating you on his life experience. That is beautiful. There are many different experiences in life. This man is teaching.

  • @mikehawk4455
    @mikehawk4455 Před 2 lety +5

    “You’re gonna see punks getting fucked in the corner sometimes” 😭😭 I’m sorry but I died right here

  • @fionnmccormick6213
    @fionnmccormick6213 Před 4 lety +4850

    I wonder how many people are watching this without planning on going to prison

    • @marcopetit8419
      @marcopetit8419 Před 4 lety +581

      who ever plans on going to prison

    • @thesixthman3176
      @thesixthman3176 Před 4 lety +9

      @@marcopetit8419 mr frumunga

    • @Nazbaz6
      @Nazbaz6 Před 4 lety +13

      D M literally was just about to comment this 😂😂

    • @imaUFO672
      @imaUFO672 Před 4 lety +56

      The types of people who go to prison don’t watch such videos

    • @beejay6347
      @beejay6347 Před 4 lety +59

      *empty void* - wrong I’m looking at a wrongful conviction of 5-15 due to crooked cops and justice system. Out on bond rn 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @Mark_Mars
    @Mark_Mars Před 4 lety +12741

    If Larry sends you a heart on your comment, you'd better send him two hearts back.

  • @MikeJones-mk1vm
    @MikeJones-mk1vm Před 2 lety +2

    Larry, that 'Bad Sport' episode with Randy was BY FAR the best in the series. Crazy story

  • @fnafplayer6447
    @fnafplayer6447 Před 2 lety +2

    You are an example of people who do bad things but have a good heart and are not bad people and you have changed so many peoples lives. God bless you.

  • @Getcakedieyoung23
    @Getcakedieyoung23 Před 4 lety +3932

    Imagine being trapped in a cell with a guy who killed his former cell mate… omg

    • @VidBandito312
      @VidBandito312 Před 4 lety +261

      walk yourself. If you find yourself in real mortal danger, you go to the bubble and refuse housing. they will give you 9 yards and want to know why. yiu tell them nothing - absolutely nothing, and they will move you.

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  Před 4 lety +776

      SAD PEPE been there

    • @jethro1858
      @jethro1858 Před 4 lety +67

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief lmaooooo

    • @daniellechanning5939
      @daniellechanning5939 Před 4 lety +5

      Larry please make another video with your brother

    • @unvrknow7870
      @unvrknow7870 Před 4 lety +2

      Larry Lawton ❤️❤️

  • @Ududu8280
    @Ududu8280 Před 4 lety +3909

    Someone has to get this guy on the joe rogan podcast

  • @daviddrayton8312
    @daviddrayton8312 Před rokem +5

    that part about the prison encouraging segregation for their own benefit was heartbreaking

    • @orange-thing
      @orange-thing Před rokem +1

      Politics also does that, just looks at every dictator ever, if any of our politicians could force it they would absolutely do it, for now most of them just limit to suggesting it without enforcing it.

    • @CarlCoppinger
      @CarlCoppinger Před 3 měsíci

      Racism is just trash.

  • @Phukugoooglification
    @Phukugoooglification Před rokem +5

    I learned at a very young age , being told without having to be told, if you go on the wrong side of law 'you be honest'. That bit of advise has probably kept me out of prison these many years.
    Edit, the other piece of life advise is , 'if the cops catch you, don't say a thing and call us."

  • @Incubansoul
    @Incubansoul Před 3 lety +2996

    "good dude, I trusted him"
    "why?"
    "ain't no axes in prison"

    • @allthingsfootball7146
      @allthingsfootball7146 Před 3 lety +23

      Haha

    • @michaelk5007
      @michaelk5007 Před 3 lety +96

      People have reasons for what they do - if that reason isn't around you then you're okay. Psychopaths are always dangerous because of this, while most people only want to maintain their safety, dignity, and sometimes power (the 'callers'). When I was in the murderers were considered most dangerous because they don't get any more time for killing you, too - but if you keep killing people you WILL fall. The most dangerous moment was when a guy 100 pounds more than me and a cop killer wanted to go through my mates items and I told him I wouldn't allow it - "go through mine" - respect was earned that day and, happy to say, I am still alive.

    • @michaelk5007
      @michaelk5007 Před 3 lety +46

      @эмиль к. If you haven't done anything yet, then please do not. My experience in the pen was that I had my days mapped out in front of me and the people who _really_ suffered daily were my family. I believe that post-soviet countries have tougher systems than we do, but I will repeat what I said above - only watch out for the psychopaths; after that, just do not piss anyone off. If you show respect you greatly reduce your chances of being a mark. It will be a tough decision where to "draw the line" when someone fails to respect you. Most people - in prison too - don't want to fight over nothing. You will certainly meet up with someone who will test you wherever you are, and if it is in prison then people are watching MUCH more than you know.
      Dont leave your loved ones because you got angry. If you were here I could suggest resources to help, perhaps there are some there. I mean help you to manage your anger.
      Peace

    • @77thTrombone
      @77thTrombone Před 3 lety +5

      @эмиль к. best wishes. Seriously.

    • @77thTrombone
      @77thTrombone Před 3 lety +3

      @Western Dragon probably. The question is, where's that point?
      For some people, that point is when you murder their family.
      For others, that point is when you accidentally cut them off in traffic.
      Not all points are created equal!

  • @harmannd7270
    @harmannd7270 Před 4 lety +691

    You can tell how pissed the toilet situation had him

  • @thomaserickson568
    @thomaserickson568 Před 2 dny

    I'm a jewel thief too, I go up to people and say, "May I have your jewels please?"

  • @patrickrogers02
    @patrickrogers02 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Love the videos Larry. I've been binge watching for a week now lol. Stay blessed brother!

  • @1nut167
    @1nut167 Před 4 lety +858

    This is gotta be the most badass man of all time. He was the biggest jewel thief in America, and he changed into an honest man telling good ass stories. Respect man.

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  Před 4 lety +134

      Joseph thanks Joe. I appreciate that

    • @bricktea3645
      @bricktea3645 Před 4 lety +1

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief what would u say to a guy that's new to prison and he is not built for that kind of life, normal guys like me or any other average guy would get punked for sure.
      Also,if u fight a guy for badmouthing u,don't he gang up with his friends on u?
      Not everyone is 6.4 tall so how would an average guy survive with experienced criminals?

    • @TingusPingus445
      @TingusPingus445 Před 4 lety +3

      Joseph he’s a robber not a thief thief sounds like he broke into their house while they slept

    • @LittleRainGames
      @LittleRainGames Před 4 lety

      @@bricktea3645 go to PC hahaha

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 Před 4 lety +2

      Emilio Pena You’re thinking of the difference between robbery and burglary. By definition, a thief is someone who takes things without force or violence.

  • @asmith2406
    @asmith2406 Před 4 lety +1943

    The worst thing about being in prison is having to be with other prisoners.

    • @orlandocarrillo7132
      @orlandocarrillo7132 Před 4 lety +17

      Not necessarily. Some guys are isolated.

    • @lino8592
      @lino8592 Před 4 lety +61

      @Anthony Lopez yeah you're just saying that now cuz u ain't in the pen once u get there you'll know

    • @lurrishix230
      @lurrishix230 Před 4 lety +2

      @Robin I wouldn't LMo

    • @lurrishix230
      @lurrishix230 Před 4 lety

      @T 34 that just doesn't happen lmao

    • @lurrishix230
      @lurrishix230 Před 4 lety +1

      @T 34 no it isnt lmao my dad has been to jail and its nothing like what people say about it lmao

  • @coertmommsen837
    @coertmommsen837 Před 2 lety +15

    Thanks for your valuable advice Larry. Your keen and intelligent observations are bound to help many an inmate (or person that still needs to serve a sentence) to survive without having to have to learn through their own experience (for which they might not have the time for learning).

  • @bert1913
    @bert1913 Před rokem +5

    Beating down a dude smaller than you doesn't make you tough

  • @thizlam4810
    @thizlam4810 Před 4 lety +626

    “I had a cell mate who killed a guy with an axe handle...good dude.”
    That got me 😂 keep up the work Larry, can’t wait to see you at 1 million subs!

    • @yourmatenoel5128
      @yourmatenoel5128 Před 4 lety +1

      Bit morbid but yeh

    • @lilkxdude5659
      @lilkxdude5659 Před 4 lety +1

      @boomgoesblitzhound 1st time was just the intro to get you interested. It was edited.

    • @lordperezident
      @lordperezident Před 4 lety +3

      @Jacob Stephany who you gonna brag to Lmao your cousins or someone else in the family?? Haha I can see it just now " hello everybody! Wanted to let you fellows know that I have been watching Larry since half a million subs. I'm pretty cool because of that. Do you agree?" Lol

    • @kreterakete
      @kreterakete Před 4 lety +1

      He is a lousy violent criminal , nothing good or cool about it. Disgusting

    • @OnMyKneesForKidCudi
      @OnMyKneesForKidCudi Před 4 lety +1

      NealCassady who larry or the axe dude both are good dudes

  • @EjRidenhour
    @EjRidenhour Před rokem +1

    Man I remember watching this during lockdown Larry Lawton has the best storytelling on CZcams 💯

  • @squizill
    @squizill Před 2 lety +7

    You broke this shit down the way it needed to be said, keep your head up brother

  • @mahmubulhoque8949
    @mahmubulhoque8949 Před 4 lety +3124

    In my opinion, the worst thing about prison were the dementors

    • @dannyv1224
      @dannyv1224 Před 4 lety +53

      Ok Michael Scott

    • @zombiecarnivore
      @zombiecarnivore Před 4 lety +14

      What were you in for?

    • @joelt8799
      @joelt8799 Před 4 lety +149

      They were flying all over and and sucking the life out of people

    • @dad_bot_3924
      @dad_bot_3924 Před 4 lety +4

      @@joelt8799 the ceiling god ceilingus wants us to go to heaven

    • @rachorachev8905
      @rachorachev8905 Před 4 lety +55

      And you my friend, ... Will be the bell of the ball !!! Don't drop the soap, don't drop the soap !!!

  • @17th_Colossus
    @17th_Colossus Před 3 lety +1313

    Step 1-find the biggest shot caller
    Step 2- take his seat and refuse to give it up(spit in his face for good measure)
    Step 3- you are no longer in prison... welcome to the afterlife

    • @JoeRoganAndMoreShorts
      @JoeRoganAndMoreShorts Před 3 lety +58

      Plot twist: Youre going to hell for eternal imprisonment

    • @jerryswanson6732
      @jerryswanson6732 Před 3 lety +51

      LOL Yeah, I know right? In movies and on TV and stuff, there's always that prisoner who tells the story of how when he got locked up, he looked for the biggest, toughest, meanest looking guy there and slapped him in the face to pick a fight with him. I've never been to jail a day in my life, but that always struck me as pretty awful advice...unless of course, you WANT to be beaten into a meaty pulp or killed outright.

    • @solusaldrain
      @solusaldrain Před 3 lety +19

      @@JoeRoganAndMoreShorts Just start over with Step 1.

    • @quinndeluna8032
      @quinndeluna8032 Před 3 lety +11

      @@solusaldrain and this time you're sent to heaven, haha

    • @gordonirvine726
      @gordonirvine726 Před 3 lety

      😂🤣

  • @robe.2424
    @robe.2424 Před rokem +1

    No matter where life takes people. It’s always a good idea to listen to advice. Especially when it involves survival. Thank you for this information!

  • @JoeyMartz
    @JoeyMartz Před 2 lety +52

    it is good to be back, Larry.... I thought I was facing 6 months of jailtime for a 3rd DUI.... Luckily, the DUI charge dropped and the possession charge was dismissed, due to my effort in recovery treatment & maintaining sobriety After my arrest, I was terrified to watch your stuff... gave me anxiety and panic attacks..... In the aftermath of all of that, I had to come back to your channel. Glad I did... and Yes, I am staying clean and out of trouble.
    Joey from NJ

    • @robroy7494
      @robroy7494 Před 2 lety +2

      I know your comment is a bit older. But I'm dealing with something similar. 2nd dui, .27 alcohol level. Very scared about doing jail time, just hoping with my alcohol abuse treatment I did and continuing to work on my mental health that hopefully I'll be able to avoid jail time. Was there anything else in particular that got your case dropped other then what u mentioned?

    • @johnboi6916
      @johnboi6916 Před rokem +2

      Good deal dude...i caught my 3rd DWI & possession of a firearm...did 2 years lost my beloved grandma idk i could of gotten the charges reduced...the gun charge was dismissed...its not really bad way better than county but a felony following u sux...i quit drinking eventually...gud luck dude

    • @salaadino
      @salaadino Před rokem

      1st dui charge 18 one of my friend (passenger) and i had a terrible injury so they charged me with "aggrevated assault while dui" and series of other dui charges I plead no guilty and currently I want to take this to a jury trial

    • @truthbeliever4865
      @truthbeliever4865 Před rokem

      ​@@robroy7494 Hope u went to prison and learned your lesson....DUI kills ppl everyday and is a selfish act that can be avoided

    • @truthbeliever4865
      @truthbeliever4865 Před rokem

      ​@@johnboi6916 3 DUI's and you think its a game...You should definitely be in Prison...Unfortunately monsters like you end up killing innocent families when it could have been avoided completely

  • @worldtraveler84
    @worldtraveler84 Před 3 lety +1693

    Im going to file these tips in the “hope to never use drawer”.

  • @epicgamerchannel6230
    @epicgamerchannel6230 Před 4 lety +1537

    Random guy: leaves some toothpaste at the bottom of the sink
    Larry: *so you have chosen death*

    • @DreamboutIT9721
      @DreamboutIT9721 Před 4 lety +4

      Epic gamer channel lol

    • @vincentdolente7053
      @vincentdolente7053 Před 4 lety +3

      Nah you just clean that shit up lol

    • @PattyBandAidz
      @PattyBandAidz Před 4 lety +8

      You shouldn't have to clean it up cause you don't spit in the sink .. bottom line

    • @vincentdolente7053
      @vincentdolente7053 Před 4 lety +5

      Most people use the toilet to spit where I went, but thats jail.

    • @dookieeater
      @dookieeater Před 4 lety +15

      Vincent Dolente I used my cell mates butthole to spit in...

  • @gregmacdonald3559
    @gregmacdonald3559 Před rokem +2

    Larry this one was top shelf! Some great points for the newbies.
    Thank you , great content!
    🇨🇦❤️🙏🏻

  • @dgmr22
    @dgmr22 Před rokem +3

    Great channel, watched a couple of your videos and subscribed.
    I've never been to prison, i came very close in my late teens but got a decent solicitor (lawyer) and a great barrister who got me a fine, an electronic tag and a lot of community service. That experience and the thought of prison put me on the straight and narrow.

  • @seanblackburn165
    @seanblackburn165 Před 4 lety +978

    So just to be clear, look at people, don’t look at people, befriend the right people and the wrong people, eat in one place but don’t eat in the same place, and never not give a guy his soup

  • @fencserx9423
    @fencserx9423 Před 3 lety +1765

    I do love this guy describing his life and being like “DONT DO IT. But if you’re gonna do it... this is how I’d do it. BUT DONT DO IT”

    • @1gman547
      @1gman547 Před 3 lety +14

      Right. Now I'm a good guy lets see if I can capitalize on my stupidity in life. I'm not impressed with guy.

    • @highlander5634
      @highlander5634 Před 3 lety +70

      @@1gman547 he can’t change the past man what do you want him to do

    • @1stWeDance
      @1stWeDance Před 3 lety +2

      This is the dumbest s*** I think I've ever seen on CZcams.
      I did a year & a day.
      and I did it without ever smashing anybody's face against thematter fact I only seen very few fights the whole time I was there.
      this guy seems to hype it up to be something that it is not, perhaps you've watched too many prison movies sir.
      I did my time On the Huntsville Ellis unit.
      I got out and I didn't go back.
      Simple no prison mentality, it was just a chapter of my life I put behind me.
      Maybe this cat needs to do the same thing.
      MoveOn man move on.
      And with that I'm out of here...
      Damn CZcams suggested videos..

    • @1gman547
      @1gman547 Před 3 lety

      @@highlander5634 I understand what you're saying. But he shouldn't be capitalizing on it either.

    • @1gman547
      @1gman547 Před 3 lety +1

      @@1stWeDance Said well buddy.

  • @jimmyjones9950
    @jimmyjones9950 Před 2 lety +5

    Hey Larry, I really enjoy watching your shows as they are very informative and factual. You bring to us the unedited and down to earth realities of prison life. I have learned many interesting facts after viewing your videos. Larry, the people of this country need to know the truth about what is really happening inside our prisons. as it will eventually affect them when the person is released. Thank you very much for all your hard work. Take care bro, Jimmy.

  • @markparkinson6947
    @markparkinson6947 Před 2 lety +2

    I've just started watching your videos, and I must say, I have been loving it so far! Keep up the great work! Truly valuable insight!

  • @sheerdumbluck
    @sheerdumbluck Před 4 lety +706

    Me: breathes Larry: you just died.

  • @pnutbuttrcrepes8129
    @pnutbuttrcrepes8129 Před 4 lety +2727

    Me someone who has never been to jail or prison:
    "I smashed his face into a concrete wall."
    Oh.
    "I watched a man get killed for sitting in the wrong section."
    0_0
    "If you don't pay him, you're gonna get stabbed."
    Jesus!
    "Put a shank right in his chest, and went back to bed!"
    *cries in fear*
    "You'll see a lot of things on a yard..."
    Oh gosh...
    "...dudes sharpening shanks..."
    Okay, not terrible.
    "...drug deals..."
    To be expected, I guess.
    "...punks getting fucked in the corner..."
    *Yo man, WTF?!*

    • @DMT4Dinner
      @DMT4Dinner Před 4 lety +52

      For real

    • @SMPKarma
      @SMPKarma Před 4 lety +83

      the drug deal part is good, at least. Should I ever go to prison (for whatever reason) at least there will be something to do, hopefully lol.

    • @cumboy420blazeit2
      @cumboy420blazeit2 Před 4 lety +25

      My exact reaction lol, had to see if someone else said it already 🍜

    • @homemadehavoc184
      @homemadehavoc184 Před 4 lety +29

      I clicked because he looked like he was going to show me it's features, but this comment made me want to stay

    • @stringbeanh2o819
      @stringbeanh2o819 Před 4 lety +8

      I wanted to give you a thumbs up but... 666

  • @balu.92
    @balu.92 Před rokem +1

    "Don't drop the soap! Don't drop the soap!" - Michael Scott (The Office - US)

  • @domo8676
    @domo8676 Před 2 lety +5

    Extremely valuable - well presented. Larry, you figured out a great career! Helping others by sharing knowledge. I hope I never have to use what I learn from you (although much of it can apply to life out of prison, also). Stay well...

  • @thefarmlife4720
    @thefarmlife4720 Před 4 lety +504

    Had to spend the night in county once, and while waiting to see the Judge, the guy next to me could see I was nervous and kindly talked me through the process. Super nice guy. A few days later I see him on the news, a super-max prisoner suing the state, who had been convicted of killing his and his girlfriends family with an axe. No more underage drinking for me.

    • @jase_llan
      @jase_llan Před 4 lety +99

      Just shows not all criminals are 'bad people' (murder is usually a crime of passion after all), not to mention the fact there are plenty of law-abiding citizens who aren't 'good people.'

    • @Rafaelgarcia-mt2jo
      @Rafaelgarcia-mt2jo Před 4 lety +104

      @@jase_llan No, it demonstrates the complexity of the human person who can tend to be caring and gentle to a sadistic murderer.

    • @jase_llan
      @jase_llan Před 4 lety +44

      @Jeff Bridger read Rafael's post, he nails it - it's not defending a murderer at all, just that people can be driven to do almost anything if pushed far enough.

    • @jase_llan
      @jase_llan Před 4 lety +38

      @Jeff Bridger did I say at any point that murder could ever be justified? I'm just saying that those who would otherwise be seen as 'good people' are capable of it, and likewise that 'bad people' may never commit a violent crime in their life but still be horrible.

    • @gray7112
      @gray7112 Před 4 lety +6

      Jeff Bridger it’s almost as if people do that daily when they support cops 😳

  • @DoubleO88
    @DoubleO88 Před 4 lety +367

    "Prison system pit races against each other so they don't have them team up against the guards". Sounds like a great analogy for life outside of prison too and the media.

    • @ingwarostapenko6874
      @ingwarostapenko6874 Před 4 lety +5

      @@sukt00 your comment is in fact more underrated. Due to Commie shit going around in the world we forget who we are

    • @psychochicken9535
      @psychochicken9535 Před 4 lety

      It also makes it easier to know who is on whose side.

    • @Erilan5
      @Erilan5 Před 4 lety +2

      @@ingwarostapenko6874 It's because that are our basic instincts. However if you are able to put some rationality and humanity on top, things start to change.

    • @Templar-jj3ig
      @Templar-jj3ig Před 4 lety +6

      Every system outside of the prison is a prison system. The have the same foam beds in nurses offices in schools as they do in jails and prisons. America is a prison system. Exactly what System of a Down sung in "Prison Song."

    • @dchx6390
      @dchx6390 Před 4 lety +3

      10 years 6 months and 1 day in VA DOC race relations were fine no racial tensions and co's did not pit one another against each other. Hate to admit it but VA does a pretty good job when it comes to corrections, lots of courses, job training and groups. Number 1 rule "mind your own f'ing business" number 2 do your own time. Remember these 2 rules you'll be fine.

  • @user-qx1zo6hp2s
    @user-qx1zo6hp2s Před 2 lety +3

    If i were in prison, i would go to the biggest, toughest dude in the prison, and give him a big nice hug

  • @dededepression2628
    @dededepression2628 Před 2 lety +4

    even though this man was once a con, and is talking about the terrifying worlds of the broken prison system, I feel a wholesome vibe coming from him

    • @theguy9208
      @theguy9208 Před rokem

      Hey, the man robbed the banks money. He wasnt out there mugging little old ladies...

  • @adamnorzagaray2657
    @adamnorzagaray2657 Před 4 lety +1085

    Mother: Honey, what are you doing in your room?
    Me: Research, ma.

  • @nparnonesr
    @nparnonesr Před 4 lety +710

    As a 16 year correctional officer in a state penitentiary, Larry has good wisdom to share. He wraps it well with the advice, "I don't want you to go to prison. . . " That is the best advice.

    • @roberthatch6230
      @roberthatch6230 Před 4 lety +20

      I agree I worked in jails and prisons for over 20 years. “ I don’t want you to go prison “ best advice ever.

    • @oldman9843
      @oldman9843 Před 4 lety +37

      24 years here , 16 months to go until I retire . Another rule , as much as you might hate the COs , don't fuk with them they might just save your life someday .

    • @karozans
      @karozans Před 4 lety +65

      It sounds like prisons are circuses run by clowns on purpose so that the weakest prisoners who made silly mistakes like auto theft are dominated or killed off by the ones who are there for quadruple homicide. If I had to go to prison for any length of time, I'd rather be locked up by myself in an 10 x 10 cell 24/7/365 as long as I had a toilet, shower, and sink in the corner.
      It's cute how you say "If you don't want to go to prison". With over 70,000 pages of laws at the Federal level and over 150,000 pages if you include State and Local laws, how do you expect anyone to NOT go to prison these days. A few years ago, a man was sentenced to 8 years 1 month in prison because the business he owned for 30 years shipped lobster tails in the wrong box. Another man was sentenced to 2 years in prison because he added fruit flavoring to vodka and served it in a bar that he owned. Another couple almost got 30 years in prison for clearing a flooded log jamb from their property. With laws like these, I'm surprised everyone in the USA isn't in prison right now.
      A while ago, I hurt my back and I was prescribed some prescription anti-inflammatory drugs. I got over it, but still had some pills left. About 2 or 3 years later, my Aunt was knocked down by a horse and he stepped on her chest and broke her ribs, but couldn't see a doctor until the next day. My mother called me up because she thought I had some pain pills and asked me if I had any left. If I gave my mother a prescription pain pill to give to my Aunt, and a cop found out about it, all 3 of us could have been sentenced to multiple years or decades in prison for drug trafficking.
      1 out of 3 American adults has a criminal record. 1 out of 10 has a felony record. Every year the prison system lets out 650,000 prisoners so they have room for 650,000 more people coming in. America is a police state and it's not going to last for much longer.

    • @phuckayumang2381
      @phuckayumang2381 Před 4 lety +11

      ​@@karozans Life is so crazy when you just think about the numbers. Do an extra 15 minutes at work twice a week unpaid and you're giving them an entire day of your life for free at the end of the year.

    • @karozans
      @karozans Před 4 lety +1

      @@phuckayumang2381 Indeed.

  • @psychedeli_
    @psychedeli_ Před rokem

    can we appreciate that the whole of americas (and the world actually) most professional jewel thief is now making entertaining videos just for us. AWESOME

  • @stevefuson8324
    @stevefuson8324 Před 3 dny

    Thanks for sharing and thanks for helping others

  • @christianwilliams9433
    @christianwilliams9433 Před 4 lety +862

    “I don’t care if his weenies hanging out. He’s got his shank and his boots” 🤣 I died

    • @hazzardgr712
      @hazzardgr712 Před 4 lety +9

      He also said you don't want to leave but out 😮🤐

    • @kaidengreydanus1194
      @kaidengreydanus1194 Před 4 lety +8

      He literally said that as I read this

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy Před 4 lety +1

      Wise words of wisdom

    • @mrgoose7865
      @mrgoose7865 Před 4 lety

      Kaiden Greydanus same

    • @briansmith8930
      @briansmith8930 Před 4 lety +2

      If your gonna die .... die with your boots on ! ( Iron Maiden)

  • @evoman1776
    @evoman1776 Před 3 lety +2161

    Best rule of all: don't do anything that gets you sent to prison

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice Před 3 lety +156

      all the innocent/framed prisoners disagree lol

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin Před 3 lety +46

      I'd say that the rule is to not get caught

    • @williambutler5091
      @williambutler5091 Před 3 lety +15

      Yeah, good advice. Especially in the U.S.
      Insane prison standards by UK standards.

    • @grandtheftak3666
      @grandtheftak3666 Před 3 lety +7

      Dont drop the soap

    • @johnmarks714
      @johnmarks714 Před 3 lety +8

      ​@@RemixedVoice What did they do to get themselves in a position to get framed?

  • @daveowens271
    @daveowens271 Před rokem +1

    A buddy of mine works in a California State Prison and he totally vouches for the shoe thing. He knows that when the inmates start going from flip flops to boots and sneakers, it's going to be a bad day.

  • @BillFEILHAUER-bu7go
    @BillFEILHAUER-bu7go Před 2 měsíci

    Larry, you are a gift from God. Your dignified demeanor and delivery are impeccable. You have no idea how much your teaching has turned my life around. And set me and many others on the road to redemption. God bless you

  • @marsh3133
    @marsh3133 Před 3 lety +2485

    It feels good knowing that there's an intelligent, reformed ex-inmate who's making a decent living through creating content, which probably is pretty therapeutic, too. There're so many people who went through the system that end up being so miserable trying to re-adjust to a life in a society; it's good to see another one "not bite the dust".

    • @christianlatshaw1767
      @christianlatshaw1767 Před 3 lety +41

      Exactly! What a great example of someone turning their life experience into a legitimate source of income. Well done sir!

    • @funart6210
      @funart6210 Před 3 lety +8

      Checkout: Prison Stories - Getting Shanked over a Subway Sandwich

    • @cjwithey1241
      @cjwithey1241 Před 3 lety +10

      Hell yea. I did 2 yrs in prison myself. Not too long to lose touch w society but long enough to kno prison isnt for any games

    • @ExquisiteTouch.M.M.P
      @ExquisiteTouch.M.M.P Před 3 lety +27

      Yeah I didn't do much time. Less than a year after credit from county and good time. But my inner conviction from 30 years of being an addict and living in the shadows also makes it a struggle at times to adapt. Don't get me wrong I'm doing well for myself. In just 3 years went from being a homeless heroin addict with legal issues to now having an apartment, truck, good people in my corner, just started my own little painting business. Plenty of work and at that point where I may be able to give out a job to someone. Hoping to even buy my first home by this time next year... But yeah I do struggle with social anxieties and feelings of awkwardness. Not always some times are better than others but it's not fun when I do.

    • @Deepbluhuntr
      @Deepbluhuntr Před 3 lety +5

      @@ExquisiteTouch.M.M.P , Hang in there , best of luck to you.

  • @chandleralves698
    @chandleralves698 Před 4 lety +418

    At least now I know that if I go to prison, I'm gonna die the first day.

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 Před 4 lety +1

      You never die on day 1 or 3 for that matter but weeks 1 through 30 are hard once you've established yourself you should be fine

    • @rsm_sway2034
      @rsm_sway2034 Před 4 lety

      @@colewilder7353 have you been in prison?

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 Před 4 lety +6

      @@rsm_sway2034 prison no but ive been in 6 jails my aunts wife was in prison as was my step father as have several family friends.

    • @xnzhaua2932
      @xnzhaua2932 Před 4 lety +10

      ive been in prison and tbh the main thing i learnt in prison that prisons easier than i thought😂😂, but i went to prison in uk dem american prisons be different

  • @davidlium9338
    @davidlium9338 Před 11 měsíci +1

    “I need to know?” I hope to God I never need to know this stuff!!!

  • @RedPandaFRANK
    @RedPandaFRANK Před 2 lety +1

    Haha the forgotten rule not mentioned in this video...rule number one. DONT BREAK THE LAW IN THE FIRST PLACE. 🤣🤣

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie Před 4 lety +462

    This guy needs to be a consultant on a serious, gritty prison simulator game.
    No joke, you could see an accurate game like that selling really well.

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  Před 4 lety +103

      I agree. I know I could be a great consultant.

    • @DrunkHog
      @DrunkHog Před 4 lety +22

      Kinda like "GTA" but in prison... but with micromanagement like financial strategy games or the x-com serios and a bit of RPG, building skills and traits, and with Karma, like in Fallout. In picking your character. Fighter, manager, weaponcrafter, and enrolling in faction/group.
      Yea, that's be bad-ass! I'd play that game.

    • @esco5593
      @esco5593 Před 4 lety +12

      Dude that would be straight flames... like if Hard Time was even remotely realistic

    • @im0uthere
      @im0uthere Před 4 lety +5

      Prison is the most boring place on earth lol. The only thing more boring would be a game about it.

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie Před 4 lety +17

      @@im0uthere If they can make games about driving a truck or farming interesting then there's a market.

  • @frodosvlogs4340
    @frodosvlogs4340 Před 4 lety +244

    I love how chilled he is when talking about prison and murders

    • @maskedman8803
      @maskedman8803 Před 4 lety +39

      And dudes getting fucked in a corner

    • @kreterakete
      @kreterakete Před 4 lety +3

      He is a lousy violent criminal , nothing good or cool about it. Disgusting

    • @minion3806
      @minion3806 Před 4 lety +29

      @NealCassady Why did you come to watch his video and comment here if you think that?

    • @maskedman8803
      @maskedman8803 Před 4 lety +11

      @@kreterakete he has clearly changed. He wants prison reform, more help for troubled youth etc. Have you even seen more than one of his videos?

    • @Hawkproject98
      @Hawkproject98 Před 4 lety +7

      NealCassady he’s sharing stories and many of these stories help to shed light on what prison is like and what some people have to do when they’re inside to survive. Bringing awareness of the ugly side of prison is important to reforming it into something that doesn’t dehumanize and not rehabilitate people

  • @lexarenay8832
    @lexarenay8832 Před rokem

    Larry said when you miss when you piss , please be sweet and wipe the seat lmfao 😂😂

  • @snailindustries
    @snailindustries Před 2 lety +7

    “Don’t stare people down but don’t look away” prisoner or not that’s solid life advice Mr. Lawton.

    • @johannesvonsaaz3987
      @johannesvonsaaz3987 Před 2 lety

      What’s the reasoning behind that? Some thing to do with not looking intimidated?

  • @hamzasheesh6553
    @hamzasheesh6553 Před 4 lety +762

    Me: bored
    CZcams: wanna see some prison unwritten rules?
    Me: yeah why not..

    • @12yaps
      @12yaps Před 4 lety +7

      Ur so funny! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      (Insert eye roll here)

    • @Bleep831
      @Bleep831 Před 4 lety +6

      Sokichi Sullivan wow such anger. An eye roll would have sufficed

    • @sidharthbabani7945
      @sidharthbabani7945 Před 4 lety +2

      Same story

    • @michaelevanirawan
      @michaelevanirawan Před 4 lety +3

      CZcams predict that you might go to prison. How kind.

    • @tn-cj9cc
      @tn-cj9cc Před 4 lety

      Your comment reminded me of starship troopers.

  • @Kilo-sz4ch
    @Kilo-sz4ch Před 4 lety +1506

    “Look at what people are wearing on their feet”
    *if they are wearing black forces then do not mess with them*

  • @jodycarter7308
    @jodycarter7308 Před rokem +1

    I've had enough psycho cellies. That was early on. (19 yrs, 8 1/2yrs in solitary). After a while they declared me too dangerous to have a cellmate (even in reception). Sooo much better.

  • @tlgaoztrk
    @tlgaoztrk Před rokem

    I cannot stop myself from watching Larry and his prison stories. Why do I keep watching? I don't even live in the USA. Most probably, I won't be able to even get a tourist visa in my lifetime. I hope I won't ask where the Hispanics TV room as a reflex in my first day if I end up in prison

  • @Wrz2e
    @Wrz2e Před 4 lety +460

    Being stabbed is just the sort of thing that upsets me. If it happened to me I'd honestly hate it.

    • @AlextheRed1917
      @AlextheRed1917 Před 4 lety +282

      Yeah I'd feel alittle inconvenienced if I got stabbed aswell.

    • @Wrz2e
      @Wrz2e Před 4 lety +81

      @@AlextheRed1917 honestly it's soooooo annoying

    • @dsmith8079
      @dsmith8079 Před 4 lety +87

      "What ho, old bean! Why did you insert your makeshift blade into my sternum? Quite ruddy and all that."

    • @nickp3949
      @nickp3949 Před 4 lety +45

      Ik I’d be a little irritated myself

    • @gethbach1988
      @gethbach1988 Před 4 lety +23

      It would totally go through me!

  • @carlosdiaz9998
    @carlosdiaz9998 Před 4 lety +75

    I love how fiercely you stick up for your cellmate
    "Good dude."
    "What do you mean? He--"
    "GOOD DUDE."

  • @peepers46
    @peepers46 Před rokem

    The thought of prison scares the living crap out of me. I love how Larry uses his own experiences to help others.

  • @rickmyers9386
    @rickmyers9386 Před 2 lety

    Mr Lawton , I really enjoy the videos. I am a retired C.O. for the state of Ohio. You definitely speak the truth. I get a smile on my face sometimes because you bring back a memory I haven’t thought about for a long time. I always showed the convicts respect 1st and if I didn’t get a respectful response back then the attitude changed. You are certainly correct about the cleanliness aspect. I always tell people that the people who show the most respect for their fellow man are convicts. If you don’t show respect then the outcome was almost always violent and sometimes deadly. Have you addressed the differences between convicts and inmates? I’ve always said “ we are all men regardless of what path we have chosen and I could be standing where you are if I had continued in my original chosen path. I just stopped BEFORE I got caught.” Good job! Take care!

  • @beatqueenofcrud
    @beatqueenofcrud Před 4 lety +537

    Nobody:
    Larry Lawton: Making everyone's quarantine better

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief  Před 4 lety +202

      thanks - you guys make my quarantine better too! thanks for watching

    • @dxz8438
      @dxz8438 Před 4 lety +6

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief Nice stories

    • @robertcuratolo5339
      @robertcuratolo5339 Před 4 lety +6

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief Let me help you get to that 1 million mark.

    • @slyceth
      @slyceth Před 4 lety +3

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief Hey can you read your email?>

    • @CenoriaWoah
      @CenoriaWoah Před 4 lety

      AlphaGX, it’s funny because it’s true

  • @jeffreyparadise117
    @jeffreyparadise117 Před 3 lety +1498

    don't reach over someone's meal tray......Big unwritten one too

    • @MossyRootz
      @MossyRootz Před 3 lety +54

      You don't reach over the table at all. You point and ask for them to pass whatever it is. You keep your hands next to you. Lmao I hate that I know that.

    • @geovonnie69
      @geovonnie69 Před 3 lety +19

      I showed my dad this video and he said the same thing. Did an 8 year stretch in his 20s.

    • @FloodExterminator
      @FloodExterminator Před 3 lety +11

      @@landonhitt850 I'm guessing other prisoner's might think you are either stealing their food, or reaching over to hit someone.

    • @MossyRootz
      @MossyRootz Před 3 lety +26

      @@FloodExterminator Its just a rule you don't invade someone's personal space because usually when someone is they're about to do something to you.

    • @gavinbanks1214
      @gavinbanks1214 Před 3 lety

      Like he ate trays 😂

  • @robjob9052
    @robjob9052 Před rokem +1

    Big dose of reality. Thank you.

  • @janetslater129
    @janetslater129 Před 2 lety +22

    Out of curiosity, did you ever meet someone in prison that was actually innocent of whatever crime they were convicted of? If so, how were those people treated?

    • @yetisdeuce1315
      @yetisdeuce1315 Před 2 lety +18

      Everyone in prison is innocent don'tcha know!? LoL

    • @couragew6260
      @couragew6260 Před 2 lety +2

      @@yetisdeuce1315
      Is that a Shawshank Redemption quote?

    • @yetisdeuce1315
      @yetisdeuce1315 Před 2 lety +4

      @@couragew6260 Well, I wasn't intending it to be, but now that you mention it, it is in the movie!

    • @earlpipe9713
      @earlpipe9713 Před 2 lety +3

      It doesn't really apply. You don't wanna get in conversations that deep with anyone about their specific crimes to begin with

    • @jamesjameson4566
      @jamesjameson4566 Před rokem +1

      Yes, Andy dufresne

  • @frankjanosko9083
    @frankjanosko9083 Před 4 lety +419

    Here's an unwritten rule: NEVER look in anyone else's cell. Whether your passing by it or even having a conversation with one of its occupants. Keep your eyes to yourself.

    • @adrianjayanursaleh9742
      @adrianjayanursaleh9742 Před 4 lety +3

      Why?

    • @frankjanosko9083
      @frankjanosko9083 Před 4 lety +105

      @@adrianjayanursaleh9742 no one wants you to "eye-fuck" their stuff.

    • @stevetillery2432
      @stevetillery2432 Před 4 lety +6

      You have apparently done this before

    • @stevetillery2432
      @stevetillery2432 Před 4 lety +27

      @@adrianjayanursaleh9742 you might see something you can't unsee, like a dude jacking off, or a punk getting f*****

    • @avenellr6993
      @avenellr6993 Před 4 lety +23

      I did time in Atlanta. Don’t look in the cells period. They might be jacking the meat on one of the guards.

  • @sebastianruiz4728
    @sebastianruiz4728 Před 3 lety +558

    "My celly killed a guy with an axe handle...good dude...

    • @peglegnoid6139
      @peglegnoid6139 Před 3 lety +9

      Only because he thought being a Jewel Thief was glamorous Larry was spared.

    • @Solocat1
      @Solocat1 Před 3 lety +3

      Well maybe he had a reason.

    • @BobbyDazzler888
      @BobbyDazzler888 Před 3 lety +2

      Theres his method of thinking exposed

    • @kirkdunn1379
      @kirkdunn1379 Před 3 lety +8

      You'll find alot of them are pretty normal aside from their charges.....met a ton and was expecting different....but they eat, sleep, shit same as me

    • @Acord718
      @Acord718 Před 3 lety +2

      No, really a good dude! Lol

  • @josephhebert1785
    @josephhebert1785 Před 2 lety +1

    Here's an unspoken rule I learned- learn to make people laugh without making fun of yourself. Making fun of yourself makes you look weak but humor is the perfect disarmament. I made it through 5 years with only one violent episode, and I don't think there was any way around that one he had me singled out for a minute before I reacted. Leading to another unspoken rule- don't hesitate.

  • @alextongue-gr3re
    @alextongue-gr3re Před 4 měsíci +1

    This is the last prison stuff i watch. It's giving me anxiety.

  • @twinturbo3461
    @twinturbo3461 Před 4 lety +15

    I love that picture in the background "When people undermine your dreams, predict your doom or criticize you, remember they're telling you their story, not yours." Gold !

  • @toggibson
    @toggibson Před 4 lety +359

    "You have one phone call " ... "get me Larry"

    • @MrAchref007
      @MrAchref007 Před 4 lety +13

      Better call Saul

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 Před 4 lety +2

      @@MrAchref007 saul but ight

    • @______z.p._____5600
      @______z.p._____5600 Před 4 lety +1

      I’m guessing this isn’t a social call... can’t handle the heat? I’ll get em pff you

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 Před 4 lety +3

      @@______z.p._____5600 lol ever wonder how he always knows what you want need but you never talk since your mute?
      Is it a press 2 for english press 3 for no cops sorta deal?

    • @colewilder7353
      @colewilder7353 Před 4 lety +1

      @@______z.p._____5600 i get your quote obviously but its Lester not Larry

  • @fleabaguette9699
    @fleabaguette9699 Před rokem +2

    I'm a total introvert, and I feel so awkward hanging around people that I don't know well. Prison sounds like a complete nightmare lol I would probably pinged as a weirdo or something because I don't like socializing and just keep to myself.

  • @W111P0w3r
    @W111P0w3r Před rokem +2

    Thanks for this I was planning on going next week

  • @nagato2k633
    @nagato2k633 Před 4 lety +669

    So basically if you fart on your sell mate just prepare to die after 10pm.

  • @aleksd286
    @aleksd286 Před 4 lety +604

    Who else to take prison advice from, than the man himself. Heisenberg.

    • @sebbekartellen6493
      @sebbekartellen6493 Před 4 lety +11

      Damn, he does look like Heisenberg

    • @woop9822
      @woop9822 Před 4 lety +3

      to me he looks a lot like penn jillette 🤔

    • @ayoubzahiri1918
      @ayoubzahiri1918 Před 4 lety +2

      He look like a dumb heisenberg 😂😂😂

    • @imCurveee
      @imCurveee Před 4 lety +1

      Except Heisenberg never went to prison...

  • @arcanecrisis
    @arcanecrisis Před rokem

    anyone with a camera ad a 10 point countdown an make a living on youtube. what a time to be alive.

  • @dominickstewart433
    @dominickstewart433 Před rokem +1

    After hearing how unsanitary the conditions are at prisons, the fact you had to eat and drink from toilets. Prison reform is a must. Now. We have to force change.

  • @Slikk0201
    @Slikk0201 Před 4 lety +598

    I didn't find larry, larry found me

  • @thegoodone4113
    @thegoodone4113 Před 4 lety +277

    Normal people: nice boots you got !
    Larry: '_'

    • @dingleberryxo7623
      @dingleberryxo7623 Před 4 lety +7

      U guys going hiking tonite?
      How come i'm not invited?

    • @AKRosarioMusic
      @AKRosarioMusic Před 4 lety +5

      Me: Where u get them timbs at b
      Larry in the background: *face palms*

  • @jasonkortink4785
    @jasonkortink4785 Před 7 měsíci

    I honestly have so much respect and admiration for you Larry .I'm in new Zealand I'm 54 I've been lucky enough to stay out of the clink,I've always watched people like you who did the horror time and come out on top ,good on you brother your a very important part of change needed in prisons .you simply tell it like it really is ,you can't learn that from a book .

  • @ESPViper100
    @ESPViper100 Před rokem

    "You know, people aren't assholes in there" - "I watched a man get killed for sitting in the wrong section"