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  • čas přidán 28. 07. 2024
  • Times have changed. Men in pursuit of happiness try to find the other half on various dating sites or take part in speed dates, hoping that this time maybe someone will not pay attention to their curse.
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  • @MillenniaThinker
    @MillenniaThinker  Před 2 lety +6309

    Is speed dating a good way to find someone?

  • @hikaruu77
    @hikaruu77 Před 2 lety +26234

    "It's hard to get emotions using a speech synthesizer"
    That 4th wall break has to be the best thing to ever happen

  • @Otakuey
    @Otakuey Před 2 lety +6537

    "Nice to meet you Candy" my dude got some good lines this time.

  • @schweigerpeter7717
    @schweigerpeter7717 Před 3 měsíci +154

    She sits down * Boom *
    - "Is that an earthquake?" Lmaoooo😂

    • @user-ly4ig2rq4o
      @user-ly4ig2rq4o Před měsícem

      Insults help fat people repent of their gluttony and sloth

  • @deadengineer6951
    @deadengineer6951 Před rokem +1692

    I like how he is assholish but kinda seems like he's giving the world back what they gave to him in a tame way no violence no incelship just pure sarcasm manifested in charisma

  • @jonatanrodriguez3508
    @jonatanrodriguez3508 Před 2 lety +3635

    "it's hard to get emotions using a speech synthesizer" LMFAOOOOOO

    • @tanzilhossain2693
      @tanzilhossain2693 Před 2 lety +23

      How is this posted 4 hours ago.. it’s been 3 min

    • @JoeLikesTrains
      @JoeLikesTrains Před 2 lety +64

      @@tanzilhossain2693 patron I guess, they get access to the video before others

    • @jayyy1677
      @jayyy1677 Před 2 lety +2

      💀

    • @CraigArgyleAudio
      @CraigArgyleAudio Před 2 lety +1

      That is perhaps the best phrase on this channel haha

    • @cristian-bull
      @cristian-bull Před 2 lety +26

      most unexpected forth wall breaking ever

  • @mysteryjunkie9808
    @mysteryjunkie9808 Před 2 lety +10168

    Sex Worker:”It’s not going to work out in between us”
    Nathan:”You think?”
    I’m glad he matched her energy

    • @guyfromdubai
      @guyfromdubai Před 2 lety +630

      "Im way out of your league"
      "Unless I pay you Tree Fiddy for some Tiddy"

    • @rasheemthebestfirstone3274
      @rasheemthebestfirstone3274 Před 2 lety +201

      If he went to a sex worker that’s a defeat

    • @sigrdrifa0
      @sigrdrifa0 Před 2 lety +45

      what is this matched energy mirror cope?

    • @johnsonbro4944
      @johnsonbro4944 Před 2 lety +7

      Savage

    • @deltaxcd
      @deltaxcd Před 2 lety +143

      Well he is looking for a job and she actually may need someone to help with photoshopping her photos and moderating simpchat :)
      maybe he even can get on camera with her in some roleplay as he will be well accepted by her audience unlike some gigachad.

  • @mateuszmurak9965
    @mateuszmurak9965 Před 2 lety +178

    I like how the story just doesn't go anywhere. It starts, portraits some situations and goes away

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx Před rokem

      lol

    • @SirenCityAngel
      @SirenCityAngel Před rokem +19

      it did, the moral is, people like that are dug in their own graves and end up where they dig themselves further...
      he acted all tough like hes like some kind of god, but at the end of the day hes just an e-girl's dog behind the screen

    • @mnmnrt
      @mnmnrt Před 4 měsíci +1

      better to die alone than admit to vulnerability.

    • @LtCommanderTato
      @LtCommanderTato Před měsícem

      @@SirenCityAngel There is people who prefer to no be with a mediocre equal if they cant taste the good ones. And just stay single.

    • @Moe_Posting_Chad
      @Moe_Posting_Chad Před měsícem +1

      @@LtCommanderTato You are describing nearly every woman that was born after 1930.

  • @thepunisher2988
    @thepunisher2988 Před rokem +489

    I actually tried speed dating, and it wasn't that far off from the video. Before the event begins, the crowd is allowed to mingle, and I figure by that point people already know who they will be hooking up with. The rest of the event is just people rotating and telling each other why they are superior to each other.

    • @--novus-ordo-secrolum-un--8820
      @--novus-ordo-secrolum-un--8820 Před rokem +65

      Dantes inferno type shit I feel ya it's like when maggots try telling other maggots they are above them even tho they are maggots themselves sad reality

    • @insertoyouroemail
      @insertoyouroemail Před rokem +12

      Sheesh that's dark

    • @ethosterros9430
      @ethosterros9430 Před 7 měsíci +6

      ​@@--novus-ordo-secrolum-un--8820guess treating people with respect is out of the question

    • @sinistarz0253
      @sinistarz0253 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Damn, if that’s true then better be alone. It’s better to improve yourself as a person that ending up like those selfish losers

    • @romangonzalezadrianmaurici6302
      @romangonzalezadrianmaurici6302 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I mean that is some incels problem, they see dating as it was a type of competition or as they deserved something. They are very afraid to know each other because they don´t like how they are so they need to be sarcastic and bitter all the time so anyone can´t mock them but ironically that is why they are incels in the first place.

  • @ummagumma9969
    @ummagumma9969 Před 2 lety +2837

    "I dont think you can judge me, you dont know shit about me and my life"
    Proceeds to judge him thru all conversation

    • @FogHazard
      @FogHazard Před 2 lety +238

      It's always the ones with a bunch of mistakes and baggage that are like this.

    • @oskark3396
      @oskark3396 Před 2 lety +126

      Psychological projection phenomenon

    • @alexandrualex1085
      @alexandrualex1085 Před 2 lety +10

      Actually she is right

    • @Omar-vt1gr
      @Omar-vt1gr Před 2 lety +78

      @@alexandrualex1085 . 🤮🤮

    • @alexandrualex1085
      @alexandrualex1085 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Omar-vt1gr go ahead and judge everyone and tell me who isn't gonna swear at u

  • @kawi2489
    @kawi2489 Před 2 lety +3412

    "I just want to hug someone"
    I feel you bro....

  • @athiefinthenight6894
    @athiefinthenight6894 Před 2 lety +194

    Damn homie I gotta give respect to the way this guy writes dialogue. That takes a lot of skill.

    • @Cherished.Beloved
      @Cherished.Beloved Před 7 měsíci +8

      Right?? There was alot of good back and forth. I was so entertained

  • @josephcarter6294
    @josephcarter6294 Před rokem +172

    “ I’m looking for a boyfriend free girlfriend “
    I see what you did there

  • @RoninCatholic
    @RoninCatholic Před 2 lety +6119

    "I'm not a prostitute, I'm a sex worker."
    "What's the difference?"

    • @Mountainlion118
      @Mountainlion118 Před 2 lety +46

      🤔

    • @thot5946
      @thot5946 Před 2 lety +1

      All prostitutes are sex workers but not all sex workers are prostitutes. A girl selling her nudes on OnlyFans is different from a girl having sex for money cause they're both sex workers but only the latter is a prostitute.

    • @MrLambert755
      @MrLambert755 Před 2 lety +994

      If I translate this comment to my language it becomes "I'm not a prostitute, I'm a prostitute" LMAO

    • @thot5946
      @thot5946 Před 2 lety +128

      @@MrLambert755 💀

    • @KaiserTrigger
      @KaiserTrigger Před 2 lety +210

      The difference is there's no sex involved for the simp. So even less valuable than a prostitute if you're talking about work involving sex. It's less valuable. Just safer since you don't have to worry about STD's.

  • @natemorrow4388
    @natemorrow4388 Před 2 lety +1924

    Once I saw him drop the card my mind went.
    " Oh no, he's going Patrick Bateman! "

    • @sharpshooter--00
      @sharpshooter--00 Před 2 lety +107

      oh so that was American psycho reference. wow lol

    • @lazyxeno9404
      @lazyxeno9404 Před 2 lety +26

      Yeah same I noticed that reference too XD

    • @chinchin3274
      @chinchin3274 Před 2 lety +96

      Now let's see Paul Allen's American Psycho reference.

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns Před 2 lety +7

      i am genuinely scared for his next episodes...

    • @DamascoGamer
      @DamascoGamer Před 2 lety +13

      My mind instantly knew that reference. American Psycho is absolute gold.

  • @shinobiighost6946
    @shinobiighost6946 Před rokem +46

    Dating is weird to me, seems like a fun thing for teenagers but as an adult managing my own time and resources it seems like too much. Something I've seen though is in my friend circle (it's pretty large and cycles in people) is a group of people attracted to the same activities slowly learning about each other before finally dating. Seems like a more relaxed strategy than traditional methods. Of course it's taken years for this to cultivate so I don't know if it's easy or hard.

  • @lars9168
    @lars9168 Před 2 lety +50

    3:22 I had to laugh out loud xD

  • @markcoleman7246
    @markcoleman7246 Před 2 lety +5711

    He's unironically the most hilarious of all the characters while not trying to be!😅

    • @pauwufy
      @pauwufy Před 2 lety +92

      dude I was laughing the entire video.

    • @limitless_j
      @limitless_j Před 2 lety +181

      hes funny as a character, but as a person he would just be obnoxious

    • @jesusmaquieira3334
      @jesusmaquieira3334 Před 2 lety +9

      I was about to say the same HAJAJAJAJA

    • @mhamimomu3082
      @mhamimomu3082 Před 2 lety +12

      Didnt he make me laught cause i am like him?😩

    • @ddqwf
      @ddqwf Před 2 lety +10

      @@limitless_j id still hang out with him sometimes

  • @Harmonica821
    @Harmonica821 Před 2 lety +10842

    Nathan looks like a big loser, but when he's separated from his crew he really ups his maturity, it gives him more depth

    • @joonaspenttila201
      @joonaspenttila201 Před 2 lety +588

      i love that the character actually feel like real people

    • @thomas.thomas
      @thomas.thomas Před 2 lety +129

      How is he actually mature? Is being negative mature?

    • @husseinoskovjino9398
      @husseinoskovjino9398 Před 2 lety +677

      @@thomas.thomas not negative but factual and logical

    • @miscellaneousmedia3753
      @miscellaneousmedia3753 Před 2 lety +646

      @@thomas.thomas When people are overly sensitive, realism will seem like negativity, no one wants to face the truth these days.

    • @cocosulx9282
      @cocosulx9282 Před 2 lety +319

      @@miscellaneousmedia3753 Telling people about their bad qualities when you don't know them at all is rude regardless of if its true or not
      Nothing wrong with trying to help a friend out and telling him he needs to work out, if he's a real friend he'll understand you're looking out for him, but telling that to a stranger is rude regardless of how you look at it

  • @sargentpickles3777
    @sargentpickles3777 Před rokem +58

    The fact that you discussed a lot of sensitive issues under the mask of the more light-hearted wojak memes so seamlessly really impressed me lad. Please, keep on the good work man

  • @uusername8462
    @uusername8462 Před rokem +73

    "we sex workers are the foundation of this nation"
    Lmfao tf the fact they believe this

  • @lumoc.
    @lumoc. Před 2 lety +3104

    I think this is one of the best characters of the group to explore. Very bitter and commical at the same time, I'd like to see more of him.

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 Před 2 lety +119

      Honestly I'd like to see him forget about romance and focus on self improvement. He seems smart and snappy enough to but he just needs the right motivation.

    • @snsnshhhs663
      @snsnshhhs663 Před 2 lety +53

      @@Ixe2077 My theory is that he’ll always stay like this. After all, he literally portrays incels. He *can’t* change simply because it’s against his character. He’ll always just be an incel.

    • @PotentialGrim
      @PotentialGrim Před 2 lety +101

      @@snsnshhhs663 That's exactly why seeing a change on him would be so great, after all, real people are not just stereotypes or are tagged forever.

    • @GojoGOATED
      @GojoGOATED Před 2 lety +3

      Me too

    • @Nick-ou8hl
      @Nick-ou8hl Před 2 lety +8

      I hope he can open up and express his feelings and sadness he has inside, i'd like to see all the guys mature, the fat guy is so adorable even if the doomer is my fav.

  • @jokerpilled2535
    @jokerpilled2535 Před 2 lety +14829

    Nathan is actually a true believer in equal rights, funny how all the characters get offended when he gives them the same energy they give him.

    • @alexandrualex1085
      @alexandrualex1085 Před 2 lety +895

      It's like a mirror effect but even like that nathan is selfish and stuck in his world

    • @jasonbrody2946
      @jasonbrody2946 Před 2 lety +794

      He doesnt care... He has nothing to lose

    • @radtzerthecommanda8523
      @radtzerthecommanda8523 Před 2 lety +298

      @@jasonbrody2946 yeah that happen a lot. That is me right now, i only care about me, my family and friends everything else is someone elses business

    • @giannibleya7690
      @giannibleya7690 Před 2 lety +23

      Are you one of the people from Blue Skies Media's channel maybe?

    • @cnelson6126
      @cnelson6126 Před 2 lety +42

      Oh my god your pfp get therapy bro

  • @Sweatsofficiallytheworst

    This was one of the best ones this channel has made, no cap 😂😂💯

  • @WaelQash
    @WaelQash Před rokem +2

    this would make a good tv show!!!! I liked all characters. You're so talented!

  • @tacticaldroidtx22
    @tacticaldroidtx22 Před 2 lety +5845

    Nathan is a very well written character. You can see that he has a very big moral flaw, that being his envy, but, at the same time, you can see that it's caused by something he has little control over.
    He can't just "Git good!" and become attractive. He can't change his height. He can't change his baldness. He can't change his voice. He will always be low status. All he can do is find peace and be happy that his friends have succeded where he could not and hopefully not be consumed by his envy instead. It takes a heroic humbleness to find peace with such a condition.
    People have no problem writing Sebastian's story. Sebastian's story is about making the most out of the chances you have. But few people have the courage to write Nathan's story. Because Nathan's story is about making the most out of the fact that you've got no chance.

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 Před 2 lety +377

      I think height, baldness, and voice is the least of things when it comes to physical attractiveness, but yeah...
      I think one can achieve a lot still through skills/talents...

    • @danNo_nin0
      @danNo_nin0 Před 2 lety +84

      Bruh...

    • @DownWithTheHerman
      @DownWithTheHerman Před 2 lety +276

      That last line you wrote was good! I wish we lived in a world with more of Nathan's story - people making the most out of no chance and being honest about it

    • @ahkafkhan4512
      @ahkafkhan4512 Před 2 lety +189

      nah there are several things he could do: start eating healthy and workout and get ripped,that will make him like atleast a 6,then he can start dressing well,maybe get a better jawline,gain more confidence,actually try to get a job,etc and then he could become above status

    • @tacticaldroidtx22
      @tacticaldroidtx22 Před 2 lety +308

      @@ahkafkhan4512 I didn't say that he can't do anything to improve himself, I just pointed out that he can not rise beyond mediocrity.

  • @andreatammaro8088
    @andreatammaro8088 Před 2 lety +12041

    girlfriends and boyfriends are becoming more and more an object to show how popular you are, it's honestly sickening, i just want to find someone who i can trust

    • @Cosmopolit257
      @Cosmopolit257 Před 2 lety +241

      indeed.

    • @theabyss5647
      @theabyss5647 Před 2 lety +841

      That's the neat part! You can't! You can't trust anyone these days.

    • @viporal7898
      @viporal7898 Před 2 lety +124

      You can trust me when I say: *whom

    • @karlgoodman9194
      @karlgoodman9194 Před 2 lety +2

      @@theabyss5647 White sharia is the way!

    • @TrollComissioner
      @TrollComissioner Před 2 lety +484

      I noticed how both men and women will want to date popular people even if they’re toxic. They don’t care about red flags such as high body counts they just want validation and it’s sad af.

  • @ladilaja6451
    @ladilaja6451 Před rokem +5

    You've created a brilliant series. You should be proud of yourself. I hope you're earning a good income from this, you deserve it.👑

  • @samchiu9918
    @samchiu9918 Před rokem +9

    What I love about these videos is that it’s never clear who’s in the right.

    • @doom5895
      @doom5895 Před rokem +3

      makes you think, that's the best content

    • @Cosmicmorales
      @Cosmicmorales Před rokem +2

      it's like it's foreshadowing to the duality of misandrists and misogynists.

  • @HereForTheComments
    @HereForTheComments Před 2 lety +2412

    The variety of characters in this one made this one of the more intriguing episodes. The older lady/"roastie" was my favorite. You got her spot on. I was captivated.

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 Před 2 lety +178

      She’s the definition of projection. Everything she said can be applied right back to her.

    • @ICruz-vq1ze
      @ICruz-vq1ze Před 2 lety +1

      @@jokerpilled2535 yes i think we got that

    • @cagneybillingsley2165
      @cagneybillingsley2165 Před 2 lety

      channel's starting to get bluepilled. ugly incels don't act arrogant like this lol. you're trying to say it's muh personality

    • @ihatelensflare
      @ihatelensflare Před 2 lety +5

      @Bill Bob we never stopped. She's a grifter.

    • @yevakiperman9040
      @yevakiperman9040 Před 2 lety +18

      It’s good to also have some variety for female characters, because most of them just represent “female” so the fact that some had a backstory and not just “I’m an evil simp queen” is progress

  • @basedmongoloid2278
    @basedmongoloid2278 Před 2 lety +1994

    Despite not really liking any of them, he ironically seems to have an easier time talking with the people there than he does his friends, (at least in my opinion.) You can really tell they're all cut from the same fabric, being that they're alone and feel entitled and are unwilling to settle for people who are about as imperfect as they are.
    The bisexual dude wont settle for the other queer guys because they don't meet his standards and instead tries to look for attention in the straight section, the fat girl while being arguably better natured than the others has problems that she ignores by telling herself that other guys just can't handle her, the single divorced mom feels entitled to a one-sided relationship where a man provides, (based off of her appearance and story she probably had higher value on the dating market if she was able to marry the owner of a company,) and the influencer feels entitled because she feels like she is doing everyone a service and deserves compensation through her own personal happiness.
    By and large, maybe the irony is that the characters seem to understand each other decently well and are accurate in their criticisms, but none of them really deserve any better than each other even if they believe they are too good for one another.
    Remember kings and queens, if you actually want a chance at landing a decent person, work on being a decent person yourself beforehand.

    • @cynthiabauer5763
      @cynthiabauer5763 Před 2 lety +82

      Based

    • @Johnny-uh6to
      @Johnny-uh6to Před 2 lety +114

      Dude ok, nice post, but remember that most of the times decent girls dates bad boys, and decent males remain single.

    • @Blvck
      @Blvck Před 2 lety +24

      @@Johnny-uh6to the sad truth

    • @basedmongoloid2278
      @basedmongoloid2278 Před 2 lety +112

      @@Johnny-uh6to This is very true. My point still stands though. If someone is 300 lbs and doesn't shower, has a toxic personality, and doesn't do anything productive, and doesn't try to change anything about themselves to increase their chances of getting a gf, then they shouldn't really be complaining about not getting any attention from women.

    • @Johnny-uh6to
      @Johnny-uh6to Před 2 lety +7

      @@basedmongoloid2278 Yeah, true

  • @TridentTrist
    @TridentTrist Před rokem +14

    4:09 OH MY GOD HE BROKE THE 4TH WALL *Insert wojak with wide open jaw pointing at greenscreen meme*

  • @lampofinale88
    @lampofinale88 Před 5 měsíci +1

    i tuoi video li guardo a ripetizione, mi rilassano, peccato che non ne escan di nuovi spesso

  • @dominicfate
    @dominicfate Před 2 lety +1327

    "Boyfriend free girlfriend" I haven't heard that phrase since he who shall not be named came back up in the news cycle

  • @masshysteria9657
    @masshysteria9657 Před 2 lety +797

    "It's hard to get emotions using a speech synthesizer" LMAO

  • @kinjo2169
    @kinjo2169 Před 2 lety +1

    As always, love your dialogue!!!

  • @xxhijirixx6525
    @xxhijirixx6525 Před měsícem +5

    Im an aromantic (dont want any sort of relationship) and people tell me its just cux i havent met ghe right person.
    That might be true but it seems that the right person becomes more and more scarce by the day

  • @Bergmann8
    @Bergmann8 Před 2 lety +1375

    I don't know what's worse, Nathans love life, or the fact that I actually relate a lot to Nathen.

    • @b0l4ch4
      @b0l4ch4 Před 2 lety +107

      this Channel, show me that i can relate to coommer, and this changed my life in the last five mounths. Changed for better.

    • @Bergmann8
      @Bergmann8 Před 2 lety +65

      @@b0l4ch4 we are all happy for you man keep up the good work

    • @eskaban_edits_beats_and_more
      @eskaban_edits_beats_and_more Před 2 lety +16

      dont we all

    • @Joesmith-gb3lq
      @Joesmith-gb3lq Před 2 lety +64

      That's because Nathan is the average man nowadays

    • @MoskusMoskiferus1611
      @MoskusMoskiferus1611 Před 2 lety +3

      @@b0l4ch4. I also relate Him, but I haven't changed yet

  • @platinumdiamond1445
    @platinumdiamond1445 Před 2 lety +9221

    The fact you could be a wagie your entire life and a girl posting on OF can make LEAGUES above your salary in 4 MONTHS than in 10 years at a job is kinda saddening.
    EDIT: Fellas & Females I know you could do X and how me being upset is sad and all. This was a month ago. My opinions have slightly changed from hate the player (the OF girl) to hate the game (OF)

    • @ValNeroK
      @ValNeroK Před 2 lety +1027

      Used to think the same, but to be honest i'm good with my "wagie" job even tho i go through sweat and sometimes blood. No copium, i prefer doing that 10 times than doing something in the same league as an OF. It makes you understand the real value of things in life.

    • @fm-9129
      @fm-9129 Před 2 lety +1

      I rather work an honest job than make money being a degenerate. I would be willing to bet also that the OF “models” are far from happy. OF is extremely dark and fallen.

    • @keyscored3710
      @keyscored3710 Před 2 lety +1

      Because wagie simps pay for them, even then most girls on OF don't make much money.
      It's all business baby. You could either stay mad or try hustling for opportunities.

    • @cooperdavis9663
      @cooperdavis9663 Před 2 lety +346

      That only really applies if she either gets popular or is a scalper with her prices

    • @burtbiggum499
      @burtbiggum499 Před 2 lety +499

      Its not nearly as common as you think for them to make a lot of money.

  • @slasher3428
    @slasher3428 Před rokem +7

    10:20 "Look at that subtle offwhite coloring, the tasteful thickness of it... my God it even has a watermark"
    *drops card*

  • @knalltrogge739
    @knalltrogge739 Před 2 lety +8

    I enjoy how much work is put into these videos...when i was a teen i thought i would end up this way. The past 2 years i turned my life around and got out of that hole

    • @wesleytodd2002
      @wesleytodd2002 Před 3 měsíci

      That's why I just hook up but I'm getting outta my state ain't no women here

    • @Kitty99900
      @Kitty99900 Před 23 dny

      Good job man!

  • @DN-yv3gq
    @DN-yv3gq Před 2 lety +3408

    He's kind of a loser, but at the same time, he makes some valid points

    • @greenpill9567
      @greenpill9567 Před 2 lety +2

      Take the blackpill

    • @memento_mori6019
      @memento_mori6019 Před 2 lety +262

      >Literally the entire black pill community

    • @dawidjanas1601
      @dawidjanas1601 Před rokem

      Person stuck between loser and a chad

    • @onebilliontacos3405
      @onebilliontacos3405 Před rokem +7

      He is a smart half incel. A sand, pitiful and dangerous thing. Almost sympathetic, but too much of an awful person to truly feel for.

    • @martinhorvath4117
      @martinhorvath4117 Před rokem +43

      Yeah, I'd have made friends with the gay guy.. at least someone appreciates you, you should cherish that, even if you are looking for a girlfriend.
      My gay friend was in love with me, and that gave me my first confidence boost. :)

  • @pleatus9919
    @pleatus9919 Před 2 lety +736

    "what's that a tattoo?"
    "No it's her bush"
    Got me dying 💀💀💀

  • @JerkFacedMailbox
    @JerkFacedMailbox Před rokem +3

    This was so sad, but entertaining at the same time. I want more.

  • @deci2723
    @deci2723 Před 2 lety +544

    You really gave an e-girl a business card just to make an American Psycho reference?
    Genious work.

  • @qwoawo
    @qwoawo Před 2 lety +2849

    I forgot his name, but this character shows how loneliness and other kinds of mental suffering affect a person and make him rot from the inside turning him into another stereotypical vicious character (for example, simp, selfish-jerk or even coomer)
    Upd: Lol 2.4 thousand likes

  • @RawDoggin_78
    @RawDoggin_78 Před rokem +5

    these are getting more and more serious and relatable
    stop it, i wanna forget

  • @juniorcamacho6477
    @juniorcamacho6477 Před rokem +10

    “I’m cindy” “nice to meet you, candy” bogus as’f
    🤣💀

  • @drummerdude476
    @drummerdude476 Před 2 lety +288

    Speech synthesizer joke caught me off guard lmao good shit

  • @xjinxed_0
    @xjinxed_0 Před 2 lety +135

    “Sorry im clumsy”
    “Oh hi clumsy”
    LMAOOOOOOO

  • @harveyanimations8974
    @harveyanimations8974 Před rokem +44

    I wish I lived In the time where partners actually cared for each other

    • @Smurez
      @Smurez Před rokem +8

      You do. Just the wrong peers as it seems.

    • @Anonymous-js7hf
      @Anonymous-js7hf Před rokem +5

      There are, just hang around good people. But most of the time a lot of incels define good people to be the ones they portray as “bad”. For example, I have 2 friends who are Onlyfans girls and they are the kindest and most down to earth people I have met, I have gay friends and they are also very kind. My point is, don’t judge people before you meet them. I’m not saying go befriend Onlyfans girls and gay people, but just hang around people the are genuinely nice and good overall. That helps with your state of mind tremendously and your character and you can meet a lot of good people that typically leads you to meeting someone in the future.

    • @harveyanimations8974
      @harveyanimations8974 Před rokem +3

      @@Anonymous-js7hf lgbtq people always seem to be the nicest

    • @sinistarz0253
      @sinistarz0253 Před 7 měsíci

      Same. I sometimes think that if this keeps like this, global population might decrease in a near future 💀

    • @harveyanimations8974
      @harveyanimations8974 Před 7 měsíci

      @@sinistarz0253 not necessarily a bad thing

  • @christoph8429
    @christoph8429 Před 5 měsíci

    This is such a good video! This is great!

  • @insfree
    @insfree Před 2 lety +193

    Balding, looks older than he is, awkward and arrogant was all fine by me but the moment he said he was 29 really struck a nerve.

  • @johnwilliams655
    @johnwilliams655 Před 2 lety +2620

    It’s incredible that dating was a complete norm to boomers, but for millennial zoomer males, dating is a fictional concept like werewolves or time machines.

    • @_Yombo
      @_Yombo Před 2 lety +34

      What

    • @ronantheronin3521
      @ronantheronin3521 Před 2 lety +270

      What is a date? Is it a fruit?

    • @greenpill9567
      @greenpill9567 Před 2 lety +127

      Incel Revolution

    • @johnsampson6387
      @johnsampson6387 Před 2 lety +294

      Losing my v-card honestly seems about as plausible as experiencing an alien invasion in my lifetime.

    • @mindlessrover2001
      @mindlessrover2001 Před 2 lety +80

      @@ronantheronin3521 Actually, unironically, yes. Lol

  • @Bruv-ke6pf
    @Bruv-ke6pf Před 4 měsíci +15

    "Not for you"💀💀

  • @plexyglass429
    @plexyglass429 Před 2 lety +115

    ive never understood "sex workers" hating the word prostitute when its litterally the same thing

    • @herec0mestheCh33f
      @herec0mestheCh33f Před rokem

      Not quite. Prostitutes have sex with clients directly. Sex workers (usually) produce p0rn for clients.
      They probably hate the word because it's stigmatized and they don't want that same stigma.
      ...we should probably just end that stigma. There's no utilitarian benefit to keeping it and it would help a lot of innocent people.

    • @shen5533
      @shen5533 Před rokem +19

      They are coping lmao

    • @rayossmiossboss2402
      @rayossmiossboss2402 Před rokem

      Sex Arbeiter sind selbständig, Prostiturite nicht

    • @lillee4207
      @lillee4207 Před rokem +10

      Copium

    • @yuyukawa9104
      @yuyukawa9104 Před rokem +6

      There's different types of sex work lol.

  • @romawar
    @romawar Před 2 lety +668

    I think Nathan will look cooler if he went full bald with his haircut

  • @xXNP4CNuclearXx
    @xXNP4CNuclearXx Před 2 lety +338

    *"It's hard to get emotions using a speech synthesizer"* actually had me laughing out loud.

  • @smiling_buddha
    @smiling_buddha Před rokem +8

    4:05 broke the 4th wall 😂

  • @ajb4230
    @ajb4230 Před rokem +3

    honestly i would like to see more of her story, something can be weaved in and out of it.

  • @RoodBull_SAMA
    @RoodBull_SAMA Před 2 lety +701

    So basically, she goes to these places to find new customers lol 🤣🤡.

    • @BoomBoy13
      @BoomBoy13 Před 2 lety +84

      50k a month and it still isn't enough

    • @chucksneedmoreland
      @chucksneedmoreland Před 2 lety

      @@BoomBoy13 no way that many simps are paying welfare for an ethot

    • @tacticaldroidtx22
      @tacticaldroidtx22 Před 2 lety +118

      It could be that she genuinely tried to get a boyfriend because her online image is keeping good men away from her but, that would take an amout of self awareness her kind doesn't often have.

    • @thesaddestdude3575
      @thesaddestdude3575 Před 2 lety +47

      @@tacticaldroidtx22 Probably not, shes there for customers 100% Sad the guy didnt point it out.

    • @hawhafunnyraffs5568
      @hawhafunnyraffs5568 Před 2 lety +1

      @@BoomBoy13 I hate the anti-Christ. Say it with me. We can make it, but we have to identify the ways in which the Demiurge deceives us.

  • @evildragon1774
    @evildragon1774 Před 2 lety +225

    I hope this guy got character development, the flawed one are always the real character

  • @falaplazmy
    @falaplazmy Před 2 lety +11

    Jeszcze to zajebiste nawiązanie z wizytówka do "American psycho" :-D
    Genialny odcinek.

  • @littleasianpenis3263
    @littleasianpenis3263 Před 2 lety +11

    7:18 similar to the final statements trolls on Reddit use before rage quitting/blocking 😆

  • @localan-94gamer97
    @localan-94gamer97 Před 2 lety +52

    4:10
    *theyre becoming self aware*

  • @cailer28000
    @cailer28000 Před 2 lety +576

    Looking at this, I realise, how selfish people can be sometimes. Looking at your animations I can see they show a picture of people we don't often see. Really good job

    • @gingeralice3858
      @gingeralice3858 Před 2 lety +21

      These are the type of people who "accidentally" almost run me over for crossing the street in a cross walk lmao

    • @notime8096
      @notime8096 Před rokem +4

      Not sometimes, all the time, it’s in our nature to be selfish.

  • @kavun4905
    @kavun4905 Před rokem

    Why everytime i watch your videos it feels like my soul crushing, i think you succeed your intention

  • @keobaker4232
    @keobaker4232 Před rokem

    Hey bro just went on a date yesterday haha, this was so good, well done on this lil show, really enjoyed this

  • @MillenniaThinker
    @MillenniaThinker  Před 2 lety +46

    Give me your 1 million views video idea.

    • @bambam-qw4rg
      @bambam-qw4rg Před 2 lety +7

      social circles and how they influence our behaviour from early in life.

    • @JoeLikesTrains
      @JoeLikesTrains Před 2 lety +9

      part 2 of the "That One Friend That Have A Problem With Your Girlfriend" Video, or what happens after it

    • @destiny9124
      @destiny9124 Před 2 lety +2

      Can you expose zoophiles and show how they really harm animals

    • @masshysteria9657
      @masshysteria9657 Před 2 lety

      @@JoeLikesTrains this

    • @heliecerhorvath7291
      @heliecerhorvath7291 Před 2 lety

      The social circles

  • @user-eb4tg4gd6w
    @user-eb4tg4gd6w Před 2 lety +568

    Embarassing someone for a small paid job is disrespectful, without "wagies" jobs you wouldnt have water pipe in your house, electricity, roads, buildings. Literally ANYTHING. You must have respect for people who work hard especially if they are not paid enough, they earned it.

    • @casusbelli9225
      @casusbelli9225 Před 2 lety +39

      Kind of hard to respect people for allowing themselves into this.
      When my grandma worked at paper factory in Soviet Union, she had a boss that would be triggered by what dresses they wear and wanted to police that shit because boss was old woman and she was mad at young girls wearing dresses. So when people have had enough, the WHOLE factory raised a stink so hard that government was involved and the boss was quickly removed from her position.
      Good luck getting any of that in the modern workplace, you colleague will happily snitch and betray you for a couple pennies raise, because you are not comrades, but a competition.

    • @johne7850
      @johne7850 Před 2 lety +74

      ​@@casusbelli9225 loose flowy clothing like a dress has no place in a factory. It is a health hazard, as the machinery can catch on the fabric thusly sending humans through machine parts.

    • @micheltheviking4441
      @micheltheviking4441 Před 2 lety +17

      Underrated comment. I respect my plumber as I do my banker.

    • @kekistanimememan170
      @kekistanimememan170 Před 2 lety +4

      Based.

    • @blazzinga595
      @blazzinga595 Před 2 lety +14

      @@casusbelli9225 what ? You want communism? Socialism ? Unions?. That doesn't change much in this day and age where everything is going to be fully automated. And communism is fine in the work place but when it slips unto anything else that's when the sh-t hits the fan.

  • @smebbo6435
    @smebbo6435 Před rokem +2

    Extremely good writing in this one

  • @cyx_six_vi4805
    @cyx_six_vi4805 Před rokem

    channel is a gem

  • @MrRyanlennie2005
    @MrRyanlennie2005 Před 2 lety +296

    Is the fat guy asking “over 18? Single? Horny?” a reference to the guy from that gamer speed dating series that Mister Metokur did a reaction too? 😂 Those were amazing.

    • @doodlebob3758
      @doodlebob3758 Před 2 lety +11

      I Was thinking the same thing. That sped dating stream is my lifeblood. 😂

    • @DiscovererAlpha
      @DiscovererAlpha Před 2 lety +7

      Yeah that was so specific it has to be a reference to the sped dating stream

    • @suicidalanderson2500
      @suicidalanderson2500 Před 2 lety +3

      I commented the same thing, the character mentioned other things like asking if the dude was sure if he was straight

    • @VanityEvolved
      @VanityEvolved Před rokem +1

      @@suicidalanderson2500 Yeah, that was where I started wondering if it was the Jedi dude from that show, haha.

  • @thebestmc3912
    @thebestmc3912 Před 2 lety +517

    “Just be confident and have a good personality bro“-some tall handsome man who’s oblivious to how this world works

    • @user-hc7dj8xi4k
      @user-hc7dj8xi4k Před 2 lety +69

      It doesn't mean, that you shouldn't work on your personality and build your confidence. Not for the girls, but for yourself, king

    • @thebestmc3912
      @thebestmc3912 Před 2 lety +99

      @@user-hc7dj8xi4k i know my friend, i‘m just pointing out how ridiculous their advice is. And i think they can give better advice like “focus on yourself and those who deserve you“ just like you said

    • @johnsampson6387
      @johnsampson6387 Před 2 lety +30

      Trying to give advice and be helpful is one thing...I just hate when the lucky people judge the unlucky people.

    • @thebestmc3912
      @thebestmc3912 Před 2 lety +16

      @@johnsampson6387 well i meant to say that these privileged people should try and put their position in the less fortunate people,because not all advice are suitable when you‘re rock bottom

    • @bilibilibd2598
      @bilibilibd2598 Před rokem +25

      i think the real advice every not-super-attractive person needs to hear is lower your standards. There is someone that will love you for you, they just wont be a 10/10. It's funny how a lot of the black pill community for example says they cant find dates but only go for the most attractive people

  • @FinntheSquire
    @FinntheSquire Před rokem +7

    11:47 That's one of the best lines here

  • @IBigDickI
    @IBigDickI Před rokem +1

    One of your best episodes

  • @yanivproselkov4555
    @yanivproselkov4555 Před 2 lety +537

    Really funny episode, but I noticed one thing: the animation has SERIOUSLY gone up in quality this episode. Ofcourse they're pretty static, single perspective little characters, but the tiny little movements they do to express their actual emotions, the smoothness of you how make them do that, even the pacing of the synthesized voices, this time was somehow really really good. Excited for the next one!

    • @karenwang313
      @karenwang313 Před rokem +7

      The animation quality is better than south park and family guy lmfao. This guy could probably get paid in the industry lol

    • @NuckChoris
      @NuckChoris Před rokem

      Also the nervous blushing when she says I'm your first lol

    • @vixenofthedead
      @vixenofthedead Před 8 měsíci

      animation is terrivle dude

    • @Theexperience98
      @Theexperience98 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@karenwang313you're delusional

  • @MoysésGurgel
    @MoysésGurgel Před 2 lety +632

    Hi, MillenniaThinker! When I discovered your channel I immediately saw that it had enormous potential. It's amazing how you can build stories with such quality and with such a deep plot. Your talent and your work are amazing, so I hope you keep making these videos that so many people relate to. Stay strong, my friend!

    • @PeenutJuice
      @PeenutJuice Před 2 lety +3

      Enormous potential? It's not just potential, he's been doing this for years!

    • @MoysésGurgel
      @MoysésGurgel Před 2 lety +3

      @@PeenutJuice Yes, I know that. I've been following this channel since the beginning.

    • @angelmaldonado5657
      @angelmaldonado5657 Před 2 lety +1

      yuh from 3 minutes videos to long story base videos

    • @Hummas-N-Tea
      @Hummas-N-Tea Před 2 lety +3

      Why doesn’t this post have like 2.5k likes already this is some facts that they are spitting out

    • @MoysésGurgel
      @MoysésGurgel Před 2 lety +1

      @@Hummas-N-Tea Thanks man! Really appreciate your kind words!

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Před rokem +7

    It’s crazy that for thousands upon thousands of years, true, authentic love was the epicentre of literature and art, and while arguable over dramatised, our parents grew up in a time of epic love songs, and dating was as real and tangible as the air we breathe… and now for the vast majority, true love is no more real than fire breathing dragons and charming vampires…

    • @Moe_Posting_Chad
      @Moe_Posting_Chad Před měsícem +1

      I refuse to believe it. We are simply no longer in base reality. That is the only explanation. That the metaphysics literally shifted under our feet.
      I'm willing to open my mind to a lot of things these days. Including the possibility of Jesus Christ being the only begotten son of the father. Shit is getting wild my dude.

  • @memeco50
    @memeco50 Před 2 lety +2

    Cool. I would love to attend one of those events just to act like him and be treated like that in return. I'm really enjoying these videos, thanks.

    • @LoserLoiue2009
      @LoserLoiue2009 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Don't, trust me it's pretty painful when they actually have a point💀

  • @AraelWindwings
    @AraelWindwings Před 2 lety +589

    Speed dating is exactly like dating app, straight average men finding most of time other men, desperate girls, single moms, s** workers and influencers.

  • @wacky.racoon
    @wacky.racoon Před 2 lety +171

    Man, Nathan is getting interesting, the character development here was brilliant. good work !

  • @real4kGaming
    @real4kGaming Před měsícem +1

    4:11 LMAO THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow Před rokem +2

    "Its hard to get emotions using a speech synthesizer"
    Aaaaaand subbed.

  • @AHeroWith1000Names
    @AHeroWith1000Names Před 2 lety +468

    Nathan deserves more screen time! He always ends up being the butt of the joke during the group interactions, but this video proves that apart from giving us unintentional comedy gold, he can also be pretty sharp.

  • @doughboywhine
    @doughboywhine Před 2 lety +36

    “You should have respect for others” and “You should have more respect for my time” are actually pretty fire lines

  • @Grasses0n
    @Grasses0n Před 7 měsíci +2

    Crazy seeing these heavy topics being discussed through memes. AI Colonel from Metal Gear Solid 2 was right.
    I didn't really get the end though when they were talking about her sites redirecting to other videos. What was that about?

  • @komodododo7961
    @komodododo7961 Před rokem

    This was gold! We need more of Nelson, lmao

  • @abrahamovicovski
    @abrahamovicovski Před rokem +9

    Is that an earthquake 😂😂😂😂

  • @PracticallyBlind
    @PracticallyBlind Před 2 lety +74

    I’m prop gonna die alone but never going to speed date

  • @Mauripsu
    @Mauripsu Před 2 lety +64

    "I'm looking for a boyfriend-free girlfriend"
    I got flashbacks of a certain internet personality and I hate it

  • @Devilman45ls1
    @Devilman45ls1 Před 2 lety

    Epic video like always

  • @shivanshgarewal2833
    @shivanshgarewal2833 Před rokem +5

    This guy is just mad roasting everyone

  • @grantmyth9677
    @grantmyth9677 Před 2 lety +82

    Nathan is the one character I hope gets a redemption arc, Sebastien got his with the whole gf arc and getting along with his sometimes selfish friends (or maybe it will prove a step back after the forest incident is explained?)
    Patrick got halfway redeemed by being a gentle giants and being “interesting” to other people. Julian is setup for an upbringing arc given that they just told us why he is the butt of the jock. He was presssured to do stupid things in order to please his friends and now he became a jerk as a result.
    Nathan however doesn’t seem to have any signs of wanting to be better, but this video showed us a more realistic perspective and relatability of him.

    • @nafsikaeuripi7
      @nafsikaeuripi7 Před 2 lety +2

      I am curious to see how things are going to roll.

    • @AHeroWith1000Names
      @AHeroWith1000Names Před 2 lety +5

      Nathan deserves more screen time. He always ends up being the butt of the joke during the group interactions, but this video proves that apart from giving us unintentional comedy gold, he can also be pretty sharp.

  • @prophetofthemightysquirrel5434

    "I just want to hug someone"
    Me too, me too...

  • @osamahal-hubishi7809
    @osamahal-hubishi7809 Před rokem

    This is the best video in your channel

  • @kostas9004
    @kostas9004 Před 2 lety

    i expected a low budget boring, no meaning video that ill click it off after a few seconds but i was pleasantly surprised, i watched it all and i gotta say it was interesting, quite some reality checks hit me there xD but well made man, interesting stuff

  • @awesomearchivist1705
    @awesomearchivist1705 Před 2 lety +134

    Nathan is a Intellectual Vegeta hated by everyone, always loses but damn does he have a point.

    • @nikolajignatiev6323
      @nikolajignatiev6323 Před rokem +1

      If so, where is his Bulma? The same one he stole under Yamcha's nose.

  • @sanguine_999
    @sanguine_999 Před 2 lety +172

    I'm honestly scared about how social life, dating and relationships work these days. When I grow up, I'll probably be in solitude. But for now, I'll prioritize myself

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 Před 2 lety +23

      Always prioritize yourself, especially if you’re a guy

    • @joaopadua7134
      @joaopadua7134 Před 2 lety

      Nerd

    • @user-hc7dj8xi4k
      @user-hc7dj8xi4k Před 2 lety +11

      That is the way, king. Prioritize on making yourself better. Everything else doesn't matter

    • @jpbde88
      @jpbde88 Před 2 lety +2

      ONLY trust yourself. You stay unharmed that way.

    • @firefaceguy6479
      @firefaceguy6479 Před 2 lety

      "If" you grow up?

  • @floyefff2554
    @floyefff2554 Před rokem +1

    I am scaring of that animation, I don't want to end like this guy