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  • @giovannicosti4672
    @giovannicosti4672 Před 2 lety +24304

    I shit in the sink but nobody will know because there are so many comments

  • @Jack-bj2xi
    @Jack-bj2xi Před 2 lety +10904

    “Overuse just causes genital shrinkage”
    “That must suck”
    “I know”
    Pretty funny writing

    • @scootza1
      @scootza1 Před 2 lety +182

      @o will Spam detected. Reported.

    • @AndroidX1X
      @AndroidX1X Před 2 lety +20

      @@scootza1 reported

    • @skyeproductionsanimation3106
      @skyeproductionsanimation3106 Před 2 lety +88

      @o will Finally, I've been waiting so long for complete garbage

    • @outofreach.8479
      @outofreach.8479 Před 2 lety +3

      Damn thats fun

    • @Sativa989
      @Sativa989 Před 2 lety +1

      @o will This the most random not the first time . People link these Hindu or w.e chants Sir wth are you on.

  • @Agellid01
    @Agellid01 Před 2 lety +1007

    unironically better story telling than most modern shows

  • @robertjokebr1480
    @robertjokebr1480 Před 2 lety +171

    with such a friends like these, he really don't need enemies.

  • @W1zT3ch
    @W1zT3ch Před 2 lety +19983

    with friends like these, who needs enemies?

    • @jonscottiegrippin
      @jonscottiegrippin Před 2 lety +512

      Facts

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 Před 2 lety +1729

      These are the types of friends almost every young guy has during his younger days. You’re not supposed to grow with those types long term

    • @nakki889
      @nakki889 Před 2 lety +376

      @@torachan23 What do you mean? It was so much more supporting to grow up with other losers and make our lives better than live in a constant envy/jealousy. Few years till 30 and we are all doing fine. Most of us are doing fine.

    • @beyonderaatrox1670
      @beyonderaatrox1670 Před 2 lety +24

      @@torachan23 facts

    • @obamabinladin1134
      @obamabinladin1134 Před 2 lety +444

      @@nakki889 if you're living in *constant* envy/jealous, you need to work on your mindset.
      Hanging out with people that think like that always be draining the energy from the room.

  • @rodeanalfanteforcadela7645
    @rodeanalfanteforcadela7645 Před 2 lety +6205

    I swear, doomer shouldn't be around people like his "friends"

    • @freedomofspeech2867
      @freedomofspeech2867 Před 2 lety +97

      Is it better if he has no one then?

    • @shock2042
      @shock2042 Před 2 lety +430

      I mean, Julian is trying his best and it seems that in strange way, he really cares about dommer

    • @foosdontcry
      @foosdontcry Před 2 lety +211

      @@freedomofspeech2867 sometimes it is worth being an antisocial loner, tellin from experience

    • @Thobeian
      @Thobeian Před 2 lety +358

      @@freedomofspeech2867 Having unsupportive friends who trick you and tell you that your girlfriend is cheating on you and casting doubt on your relationship can be worse than nothing.

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce Před 2 lety +12

      Sigh, istg he's better off alone

  • @daftrixlol
    @daftrixlol Před 2 lety +54

    7:35
    “Falls in love with the least attractive one in the group”. Excellent writing because we could clearly see that he is the most attractive by a margin because the others don’t even look human…

  • @Kati_Gory
    @Kati_Gory Před 2 lety +260

    really hope doomer gets the realization to cut ties from those “friends”

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 Před 2 lety +20

      The fat guy is wholesome...

    • @marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413
      @marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413 Před 2 lety +12

      They need to remove zoomer - I hate that guy.
      About Nathan (incel), he needs some work for progress, but, it is difficult with that attitude. It's fine having caution, but, he's just too suspicious about her...

    • @therealslimshady6763
      @therealslimshady6763 Před rokem +1

      @@fellipedasilva99 he is very wholesome

  • @matthewivy6857
    @matthewivy6857 Před 2 lety +1875

    "The least attractive guy in the group"
    Weapons grade cope there bud

    • @dantemcmillan6337
      @dantemcmillan6337 Před 2 lety +1

      I was like stop being delusional lmao the fat guy was more attractive then him

    • @baffled_hawk
      @baffled_hawk Před 2 lety +96

      Mc's facial structure's literally carved nicely

    • @NaturalNorth
      @NaturalNorth Před 2 lety +50

      @@baffled_hawk big arms and not overweight aswell

    • @SiriHakuoh
      @SiriHakuoh Před 2 lety +8

      LOL! Exactly! xD
      This comment needs more likes!

    • @averagezyzzenjoyer5630
      @averagezyzzenjoyer5630 Před 2 lety +6

      He is number 2 after julian in my opinion .

  • @bryanmanuel4945
    @bryanmanuel4945 Před 2 lety +5457

    Too bad Chad wasn't there, but I guess he can't always be there to uplift Doomer. He's probably fighting the evil of the world as the final battle gets near. Though Doomer's chick is a bit suspicious

  • @BenjiQ575
    @BenjiQ575 Před 2 lety +1940

    "You tell me you're 29 and already balding?"
    he looks away uncomfortably
    "That's life."
    Fucking brutal. So true tho

    • @dardade3277
      @dardade3277 Před 2 lety +17

      Man is a Walking Advertisement for Keeps(TM)

    • @almostontimehero5415
      @almostontimehero5415 Před 2 lety +18

      Just find a style of low cut shave and work out. God made you bald but that doesn't mean you have to be fat.

    • @carstenown
      @carstenown Před 2 lety +70

      Balding since 20 here, shaved at 24 because it became too noticeable. Shit sucks

    • @chancevicary1805
      @chancevicary1805 Před 2 lety +17

      I have very noticeable baldness at 22. Shit does suck lmao. But it's kind of the one thing that I got. Pretty confident about most other things. And there are always hats until I finally decide to shave it off

    • @JonggunPark1
      @JonggunPark1 Před 2 lety +6

      I started balding since i was 15 😐

  • @Ice_barrage
    @Ice_barrage Před 2 lety +41

    I wonder how many friendships would be like that if everyone was completely honest like these guys

  • @tripmann268
    @tripmann268 Před 2 lety +8987

    The character development in these is getting better than most TV/ movies now ngl

  • @Nechronyx
    @Nechronyx Před 2 lety +8145

    After watching DOUBLE DATE it can be inferred that the goth girl has a fetish for sick / weak guys. She even got upset when he told her he wasn’t sick in DOUBLE DATE. Also from the home screen of her phone, you can see a bruised and bandaged guy that has been fetishized. She also takes the extra effort to take care of the bf by peeling and taking out the seeds of the grape because she truly enjoys nursing him.

    • @EternalDead
      @EternalDead Před 2 lety +1385

      Wow this is dark. Really sounds like a possible theory though

    • @pogu3057
      @pogu3057 Před 2 lety +713

      also look at her traits, she has strange scars and curiosity to the gore

    • @nicolasreny221
      @nicolasreny221 Před 2 lety +695

      She was only disappointed when the first two spots she touched didn’t hurt doomer

    • @serenakoehler1344
      @serenakoehler1344 Před 2 lety +438

      Haha imagine being into that that's crazy [sweats nervously]

    • @shrimpo5084
      @shrimpo5084 Před 2 lety +408

      As a goth girl who hang out with other goth people, this is 80% true from what I've seen

  • @rougeronin5244
    @rougeronin5244 Před rokem +157

    I always felt bad for doomer, so seeing him with someone that truly cares about him is so refreshing.

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx Před rokem +4

      true lol

    • @AndrewGameplaysBR404
      @AndrewGameplaysBR404 Před 6 měsíci

      Who is who here?

    • @chunchunmaru777
      @chunchunmaru777 Před 6 měsíci

      @@AndrewGameplaysBR404 Doomer is the one with his girlfriend

    • @jackthecat6031
      @jackthecat6031 Před měsícem

      I know, right? It's pretty damn sad to see him all alone and upset all the time. Good for him for finding a companion. :)

  • @ahriga0
    @ahriga0 Před 2 lety +68

    I'm sure you're doing this on purpose but I'll still mention it just because it makes the scenes and the atmosphere so much more realistic and because you're doing a very good job implementing that feature: How they talk about random unrelated stuff inbetween the main topic of the conversation (like the small part about bones in KFC wings). It just makes them feel so real and lively

  • @ffraky001
    @ffraky001 Před 2 lety +4339

    Despite being only text-to-speech, the dialogue in these videos are so realistic. Really awesome! 👍

    • @markshiman5690
      @markshiman5690 Před 2 lety +144

      I feel like the text-to-speech adds to the charm.

    • @cyber_robot889
      @cyber_robot889 Před 2 lety +34

      Better than Tarantino

    • @grungepants
      @grungepants Před 2 lety +30

      If you think this is realistic dialogue, you need to leave the house more.

    • @ry_an.
      @ry_an. Před 2 lety +32

      @@grungepants the premise is realistic. Obviously people don’t talk in tts lol

    • @liarnn3767
      @liarnn3767 Před 2 lety +15

      @@grungepants or maybe you should get to know people on a wider spectrum of society

  • @Labyrinth6000
    @Labyrinth6000 Před 2 lety +2824

    I swear, that big guy we keep seeing really wants us to hate him

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 Před 2 lety +67

      Why should we hate him?

    • @CoolGuyKimiR
      @CoolGuyKimiR Před 2 lety

      @o will nobody fucking cares

    • @blazefoster5845
      @blazefoster5845 Před 2 lety +364

      @@torachan23 he’s jealous that he doesn’t have a gf so he bullies the MC for having one

    • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228
      @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 Před 2 lety +239

      Big guy is just brutally honest I like him.

    • @freedomdude5420
      @freedomdude5420 Před 2 lety

      As much of an ass as the big guy is, he is right about the phone thing, if you wanna know if she is cheating on you all you have to do is look at the phone, the phone tells all, in fact, the phone 75% to 85% the reason why breakups happen on the women’s end because they get all the free validation to it.

  • @BLUESLYF0X
    @BLUESLYF0X Před 2 lety +54

    Honestly so far Doomer seems like he's found a nice girl, I genuinely hope it works out for him. Sadly though it looks like his "friends" might try to sabotage him out of jealously instead of just trying to find someone nice of their own.

    • @BLUESLYF0X
      @BLUESLYF0X Před 2 lety +4

      @Kleangeezy I mean it's a possibility I won't deny that bro. She definitely does potentially have that as a fetish but I see nothing wrong with that.
      I think it's going to be so 4d chess type stuff where his "friends" were the actual people to pay someone to jump him just so they could frame her for it and make her look mentally unstable and abusive so Doomer will freak panic and ruin advancing any future relationship with the cute goth girl. After all misery loves company, and especially in the mind of someone like his incel friend. What greater misery is there than being single?

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 Před 2 lety

      The fat guy is wholesome...

  • @godnyx117
    @godnyx117 Před 2 lety +371

    While the girl looked really nice, calm and easy going in the first part, I was still a little bit suspicious about her. That's because of her "friend". In Greece we say "show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are". I agree 100% with this! If your friends are trash, you are trash too and vice versa! Her pink haired her is worse than trash so in the end, while she looked nice, I still had a bad feeling about her.
    Now, it seems that I was right. First of all, having an "e-boy" type guy as a background image IS bad (the same goes for guys of course) and most guys would bother. That's enough to make her really suspicious. However, there is more! When the Doomer says that his friends are staring at them, she replays with a strong and confident voice, "I know". Other people have said that she's probably abusive but she acts kind when they are around. That scene can support this argument. She was fully aware that they are watching so she played so nice that she even let him spit out on her hand so her act seems more real.
    Another thing is that the Doomer has the same scar on the face as the "e-boy" in the background. That's F-UP!!! This may mean that she likes the "e-boy" but knows that there is no way she can get him so he tries to make Doomer look like the "e-boy" as much as possible (remember, looks are EVERYTHING!). Hence, she's not in love with the Doomer but with the idea of him been the "e-boy" she wants so much.
    Finally, the very final frames. When the Doomer says, "I'm sorry for them", he's look changing. His eye pupils get centered and it seems like he looks down. This means that he doesn't mean what he says. He's truly sorry for HIM and not for his friends as he knows that he's in an abusive relationship. I could not understand the meaning of him looking his hands and then closing he eyes but I think that his GF looked with him with pity. With the classic: "You know how things go. You know who rules". She seems to love that the Doomer is helpless. She wants to turn him into her dream "e-boy" and have him under control.
    To me, it seems that the Doomer is so depressed and how so low self-esteem that while he knows that this is not what he wants, he is to afraid to be alone. The girl seem nice and sweet at first but then she showed her true colors (remember how the friends mentioning them dating for 2 months). So he got attached and loved her very fast and now he can't leave her. Can't wait for the next part!!!

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy Před 2 lety +32

      Bro it's a cartoon , it's not that serious and nobody's gonna read that entire essay lmao.

    • @GokuMcDuck
      @GokuMcDuck Před 2 lety +2

      E-boy?

    • @GokuMcDuck
      @GokuMcDuck Před 2 lety +87

      @@Trahzy I did because I read books.

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy Před 2 lety +8

      @@GokuMcDuck I do too, but this isn't that deep lmao.

    • @GokuMcDuck
      @GokuMcDuck Před 2 lety +58

      @@Trahzy It is deep as Evangelion.

  • @Valcerv
    @Valcerv Před 2 lety +1945

    Taking the phone of your friends girlfriend after she rejects you, snoops on it to try to find out why she rejected you/break them up and shows everyone else while your friend is crippled and can't do anything to stop you. Zoomer is the embodiment of a sociopath.
    I mean, they are all terrible friends but he tops it.

    • @grant9589
      @grant9589 Před 2 lety +40

      I actually had a guy friend that did something incredibly similar to me.

    • @paris283
      @paris283 Před 2 lety +7

      Facts Wtf

    • @Element_Doom
      @Element_Doom Před 2 lety +17

      Well, he got him hooked up with the girl in the first place, if it wasn't for him Doomer would have stayed forever alone.

    • @xoxoheartz
      @xoxoheartz Před 2 lety +10

      @@Element_Doom the girl is also very suspicious

    • @kanseidorifto2430
      @kanseidorifto2430 Před 2 lety +1

      Although he definitely hasn’t been in any major relationship, if a person is pushed toward one way you’d understand why you’d be thinking like that. It’s kinds sad, but some people are taught that through life experiences.

  • @Rohan-dp7ep
    @Rohan-dp7ep Před 2 lety +9025

    This story can be viewed with two different angles.
    1.) She's really a nice average girl who's in love with anon regardless of his social status.
    2.) From his bruises you can say that she's abusive and he doesn't respond because he has finally got a girlfriend and don't wanna lose her and she's just pretending to be nice in front of his friends.

    • @gynepsses
      @gynepsses Před 2 lety +232

      oh wow

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 Před 2 lety +1380

      #2 is correct. At the end, the look she gives him is her saying “your friends wouldn’t believe you anyway if you told them” because she puts on a loving and caring act in front of them

    • @glidershower
      @glidershower Před 2 lety +729

      I dunno. He would've been more afraid of messing with her phone if she was, wouldn't it?
      Still, an interesting take 🤔

    • @torachan23
      @torachan23 Před 2 lety +502

      @@glidershower he was afraid, the buff guy peer pressured him into checking it.

    • @tradersendeavors
      @tradersendeavors Před 2 lety +134

      The group leader clearly has telepathic abilities, why doesn't he help Doomer then 😭

  • @georgepantzikis7988
    @georgepantzikis7988 Před 2 lety +25

    This has a very surreal feel. Being trapped in bed while cruel figures mock and deride you from above. The dialogue is good too, a lot of the memey stuff that just highlights the character-type of each person actually does a surprisingly good job at fleshing out the dynamic. Have you considered writing a larger work? A lot of the themes present here seem to recur in your other stuff.

  • @soulofexistence
    @soulofexistence Před 2 lety +88

    I never expect these to be so amazingly written since they are "just memes" and they always end up surprising me

  • @Richard-River
    @Richard-River Před 2 lety +777

    "I'm sorry for them"
    *Looks at us*
    Damn, that detail. Good job.

    • @David-mf3bn
      @David-mf3bn Před 2 lety +10

      I think you're trying too hard to find something mindblowing

    • @Richard-River
      @Richard-River Před 2 lety +3

      @@David-mf3bn I was what? LMFAO. It was just a cool detail.

    • @David-mf3bn
      @David-mf3bn Před 2 lety +2

      @@Richard-River they were looking at his "friends"

    • @Richard-River
      @Richard-River Před 2 lety +1

      @@David-mf3bn I was looking at it with a different angle.

    • @K0sm1cKid
      @K0sm1cKid Před 2 lety +1

      Ohhhhhh perhaps. Thats a good lesson to take regardless.

  • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228

    I always audibly laugh when Nathan appears on screen.

    • @chuduhdia996
      @chuduhdia996 Před 2 lety +107

      As some actually named Nathan it hurts

    • @leeham6230
      @leeham6230 Před 2 lety +13

      @@chuduhdia996 Yeah bro take it easy

    • @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228
      @sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 Před 2 lety +66

      @@chuduhdia996 I'm just laughing at the fictional character because he's such a heavy stereotype no ill will towards you man lol.

    • @chuduhdia996
      @chuduhdia996 Před 2 lety +26

      @@sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 lol no worries man! I look and act nothing like him I’m just joking, there’s a character in South Park named Nathan and hes annoying as well, it just seems like a comedy trope for the name itself. No harm done fellow anons

    • @LCKnecht
      @LCKnecht Před 2 lety +22

      He's one of the best characters in this whole series.

  • @JoseTorres-ry9qe
    @JoseTorres-ry9qe Před 2 lety +62

    "Well at least we know he doesn't swallow"
    Get this man a movie

    • @dragontailss9026
      @dragontailss9026 Před 2 měsíci

      what? its just a line whats so special about that

  • @Mukurokuro
    @Mukurokuro Před 2 lety +6

    Watching your videos give me an overwhelming surreal sense of dread but it's truly an experience that I always want to know more about. I'm 23 and I have a lot of problems. Avoident and Borderline personality disorder, bipolar, severe depression and more. I manage to somewhat live a life despite my illnesses but the vast majority of people I meet aren't real to me. They smile, laugh, act like my friend when in reality I'm just being used and will be tossed in the trash as soon as I'm no longer of use. I'm already a burden with the problems I have. Guys and girls are both the same but it hurts a lot more when a girl brings me down to prop herself up because at least with guys I actually do have a few friends that are like brothers who will stand up for me. I like to keep my romantic life private though so I don't have the boys to support me. I have the worst habit of finding girls that are in a bad space mentally and feeling their pain I reach out just wanting to help. I've never advanced on them before because I'm terrified of rejection. I just don't mind being there to listen to people and maybe offer advice if I have anything good to say. The relationship always crosses the line though and after a long while I let my guard down and feel like it's okay for me to be in love and to be happy but as soon as she leaves her bad head space I immediately get tossed aside and left alone again. During the relationship or after they meet another guy who makes more money, is more attractive, and just simply better than me in every way possible. The girl gets a great job and she overcomes her issues and I feel great knowing that I was so useful but after they better themselves they move on and I'm still the same old me then I realize that my emotional needs were never even a thought to them to begin with. It's been 8 relationships so far where I feel I've done something good but was left more miserable than before.
    I hope doomers gf is actually just a good loving person with no ulterior motives. His character would definitely be the type to hold in all the pain and bear it all alone in silence and if someone were to ask about his feelings, a simple little lie would be told to push that person away because it feels so shameful to be tricked and used. "I'm okay, it's fine"
    I hope no one reads this, I just lost my 4th job and got my 12th interview rejection. All wrongful terminations or just fake interviews to meet corporate diversity quota. This time a company simply marked positive on illegal drugs in my system to then blackmail me to retake the test for $150. I was fired immediately despite the drug company's data having a false positive of rate of 42%.... I just needed to vent. Just anywhere, I love my friends and know they would support and understand me but being such a failure I can't help but feel horrible guilt by troubling my loved ones with how I just lose at everything. Every single time. Godspeed to all of you and even the oddly realistic sounding characters in this series. With this flow of constant negative vibes all attacking me, I pray that at the very least the good vibes and pleasant parts of life fall upon others.

  • @MillenniaThinker
    @MillenniaThinker  Před 2 lety +1199

    What up with this bruised/sore" thing?

  • @StamLeader
    @StamLeader Před 2 lety +759

    7:36 "A girl comes out of nowhere, falls in love with the least attractive guy from the group" I'm pretty sure we can all agree he is the 2nd most attractive out of all of the dudes no homo

  • @apoptose1558
    @apoptose1558 Před 2 lety +15

    3:56 "Genetics"
    idk why but it made me laugh the most, it's exactly what you would expect a guy like Nathan to say

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 Před 2 lety +3

      Well if your grandpa was tall or someone in your family was already tall the genetics do pass on I'm not an expert damn it one of you weirdos would know.

  • @geschichtemann6247
    @geschichtemann6247 Před 2 lety

    I always look forward to new vids, love them so much

  • @glidershower
    @glidershower Před 2 lety +1321

    _"Envy is the most ungrateful sentiment you can harbor"_
    I don't think doomer was wrong for peeking at her phone, but it was awful shitty of his "friends" to do so as well, crap on his ego and stare around. _Specially when he's bedridden and weak._

    • @allenkeettikkal3149
      @allenkeettikkal3149 Před 2 lety +64

      This is one of those weird situations where no one was in the right. I mean I don’t blame Doomer for being a bit suspicious but the way those friends took advantage of the situation is pretty shitty.

    • @kiljaeden5405
      @kiljaeden5405 Před 2 lety +32

      Lets be honest, the only reason we dont want to look at our partner's phone cos we dont want to see anything we dont want

    • @ari3903
      @ari3903 Před 2 lety +41

      @@kiljaeden5405 I don't date, roleplay or anything, but I'd be uncomfortable as fuck if my gf saw my discord dms. I assume the same for her. Inequality of information on each other is not great for a relationship, and the best way to get to that point is by stalking phones.

    • @kiljaeden5405
      @kiljaeden5405 Před 2 lety +16

      @@ari3903 Yes, cos you'd see the guys chatting with her and her flirting back

    • @George_Sarabia_Jr.
      @George_Sarabia_Jr. Před 2 lety +9

      @@ari3903 Me and my partner both have Discord, both enjoy Sonic, and even grew up with similar conditions. It’s all about trust and acceptance.

  • @Hrimstal
    @Hrimstal Před 2 lety +482

    I love all these characters and their banter between each other. I hope we continue to see more of this group.

  • @xman40100
    @xman40100 Před 2 lety +48

    Doomer's girl has a thing for sick people. From the double date video:
    " You look sick. Are you anemic?"
    "No, I'm not"
    "Shame, but you still look"

    • @mrtyrant1680
      @mrtyrant1680 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh shit...........
      Well.......... Beggars can't be choosers, can they?

    • @kenseisato1989
      @kenseisato1989 Před 2 lety +3

      "Shame but you still look Good"
      It's called a back handed compliment/shit test.
      She was communicating to him in girl language that hes into him the whole time.

  • @ArikaStack
    @ArikaStack Před 2 lety +285

    please, Thinker, please do not make her be a bad person. Doomer has already been through so much. Please just let them retire from this without any upsets or twists. There has to be hope. There has to be. She is literally taking the role of Chad in these episodes and I think she is doing Chad proud. Please, do not make her do anything stupid. Please.

  • @Kenshi428
    @Kenshi428 Před 2 lety +1327

    Notice how every one of them is coping with a miserable life
    The difference is,every one of them have his own coping method
    Unlike the doomer who's so true to himself, that's why he found someone that actually loves him

    • @Kenshi428
      @Kenshi428 Před 2 lety +238

      @Eye of Saturn who hurt you buddy?

    • @supergobgoblin424
      @supergobgoblin424 Před 2 lety +63

      @@Kenshi428 women, now ill retaliate

    • @Kenshi428
      @Kenshi428 Před 2 lety +1

      @@supergobgoblin424 no you won't? What you're saying doesn't make sense
      How many women have you dated in your life?
      Have you considered thinking about whether it was you the problem or not?
      Have you considered thinking whether the women you've dated were mentally healthy or not?
      Being an inc*l wouldn't help you,it will make you end up even more lonely
      Work on your physique,work on your mindset,work on your communication skills,work on your personality and last but not least
      Choose a high quality people in your life, people who are worth your time, people who are mentally healthy, people who actually likes you not some one timers that will make you end up more lonely
      Peace

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 Před 2 lety +35

      @@supergobgoblin424 Based

    • @Sohelanthropus
      @Sohelanthropus Před 2 lety +75

      That girl doesn't love him, she's just playing with him

  • @thadloyalist5701
    @thadloyalist5701 Před 2 lety +436

    See bros? That girl wasn't a femboy all along and y'all didn't believe me

    • @estebanreyes3785
      @estebanreyes3785 Před 2 lety +22

      It was the same for the nuke stuff

    • @-Siculus-Hort-
      @-Siculus-Hort- Před 2 lety +4

      ....so she gonna turn out to be a he?!

    • @Sandoo-M
      @Sandoo-M Před 2 lety +1

      @@-Siculus-Hort- no, it'd be a they

    • @rouxrouxcleaverblanca1923
      @rouxrouxcleaverblanca1923 Před 2 lety +4

      There're no explanations for his bruises , the end is really weird .... maybe the comment of rohan is right

    • @ShadowPersona0
      @ShadowPersona0 Před 2 lety +9

      @@-Siculus-Hort- Knowing the millennia thinker. There's going to be a plot twist.

  • @Lededev
    @Lededev Před rokem

    I really like reading the character sheets at the end of each episode.
    Keep up the good work!

  • @dannyboythelastman1944
    @dannyboythelastman1944 Před 2 lety +12

    I love how all of these meme characters have personality, I would see a whole full movie with these guys

  • @jewishmemesquad8885
    @jewishmemesquad8885 Před 2 lety +164

    Let’s be real, we’ve all had “friends” like these

    • @hondolaalexandru6548
      @hondolaalexandru6548 Před 2 lety +13

      Nah. Too scared of them. Let them live their lives and got new friends imediatly.

    • @maducrutz9384
      @maducrutz9384 Před 2 lety +11

      neh my ass only kept a solid grp of 3-4 good blokes through out my life

    • @undeadwerewolves9463
      @undeadwerewolves9463 Před 2 lety +14

      Frenemies. The “friends” that get to know you and take great pleasure in dragging you down with snarky comments and belittling you. Get rid of em they are terrible people.

    • @24week61
      @24week61 Před 2 lety +2

      Yea, those "friends" fucked me up for years

    • @thefvguy5648
      @thefvguy5648 Před 2 lety +1

      Not me, thank god.

  • @RunnJake
    @RunnJake Před 2 lety +650

    Shoutout to the consoomer for being fairly wise amongst the group. As a consoomer, we are braindead when it comes to self control around food but besides that, you'd be surprised the social shit we know, mainly cause we can get in social groups somehow and do a lot of observing because we need to conserve air until the next bite.
    Okay what the fuck am I talking about

    • @user-mf6qn7sz6x
      @user-mf6qn7sz6x Před 2 lety +71

      no no,keep talking like you have a bucket of chicken wings

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy Před 2 lety +27

      You're labeling yourself based off of internet cartoons that you take too seriously , is what it seems you're talking about.

    • @RunnJake
      @RunnJake Před 2 lety +4

      @Eye of Saturn this is making me laugh for no good reason

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 Před 2 lety +3

      Bro go hit the gym or something

    • @xoxoheartz
      @xoxoheartz Před 2 lety +4

      @@jokerpilled2535 no, keep *CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING*

  • @GoofyStyle7457
    @GoofyStyle7457 Před 2 lety +1

    Nice video as always. The "damage taken" effect on Patrick was a nice touch too.

  • @Mannoroth008
    @Mannoroth008 Před rokem +2

    This video reminds me of my relationship. I was with a girl who had her own family problems. She was locked up at home by her parents, rarely allowed to go out except for religious events (her parents were in some small Christian community). When we started dating, I was about 19 and she was 17, I was trying to influence her parents so she could leave the house more often instead of constantly taking care of, or rather raising, her little sister.
    After a while, I began to notice that she was mutilating herself. I tried to talk to her and she agreed to go to a psychologist and first tell her parents about it which her father was not happy about. So far it sounds like a story of a beautiful relationship, love and mutual help. The psychologist diagnosed her with a depressive state - it means that it was depression caused by external factors. A lot has changed after that. At first, I was glad that therapy helped her understand the background of her illness. But then I heard more and more sentences like: "You have to understand that I'm sick", "You have to respect this and that", "Because people with depression have this...". I - a calm, composed man, then began to get frustrated and spill it into excessive protectiveness, and years later into frequent sex, although it was not always needed. He was looking for an outlet for emotions, because I was starting to feel more and more blackmailed in the relationship, feeling that it was out of pity. Although, like the doomer, I didn't want to give it up, because I appreciated that I had someone, even if they hurt me and I hurt her. You could go on like this, and maybe even be happy with it. However, at some point, during some insignificant argument, I thought about everything and decided that I wanted to end it. It wasn't about me, but it was going to be stagnant and it was time to free her from the cage her family had built and then me. Even if it was convenient. At the same time, when I broke up with her, I pretended to be someone rude. After a few years I wrote to her and I think she's happy, she's definitely free person. If a relationship is only meant to last for the sake of pity, time, or pain and help with that pain, it's better not to last at all. Then it's better to tackle the problem yourself.

  • @anaseregor4083
    @anaseregor4083 Před 2 lety +352

    I really hope that she doesn't abuse him how i've read from the comments cuz i wanted to say that she's so sweet and i'm so happy for him...

    • @k.a1z597
      @k.a1z597 Před 2 lety +44

      I mean just look at the screen of her phone..

    • @nicolasreny221
      @nicolasreny221 Před 2 lety +34

      @@k.a1z597 and all the comments about how she liked guys that are sick/bruised

    • @maestro4111
      @maestro4111 Před 2 lety +7

      I have a feeling, that she may be a man, not an abuser...

    • @user-uy4km3rl7q
      @user-uy4km3rl7q Před 2 lety +20

      His girlfriend is either the femboy from The Day You Met a Discord Mod video or she has a sick fetish and poisoned his food making him feel bad at the end

    • @maestro4111
      @maestro4111 Před 2 lety +1

      @@user-uy4km3rl7q Ляяя, точно. Совсем про яндере-тянок забыл что-то.

  • @JoeMama-vv6vh
    @JoeMama-vv6vh Před 2 lety +264

    Your content is literally the one thing I look forward to every week! :)

  • @shentin0659
    @shentin0659 Před 2 lety +2

    I just love how there are 3 portions of vodka in the background
    Your work is incredible! Never stop!

  • @innocuous2599
    @innocuous2599 Před 2 lety +3

    The regular conversations had here are made of pure gold. This is big quality

  • @lcph1105
    @lcph1105 Před 2 lety +55

    7:10 "Do they really have bones in KFC" LMAO

  • @LatexGod
    @LatexGod Před 2 lety +115

    I love how his "friends" are stereotypical Blue Pill (fatty), Red Pill (buffy), and Black pill (Baldy)
    Also, going through someone else's phone pisses me off fam. Even when my mom does it to my dad's when he isn't around.

    • @supergobgoblin424
      @supergobgoblin424 Před 2 lety

      Your mom is a 304, no offense just truth

    • @reinerackerman8681
      @reinerackerman8681 Před 2 lety +3

      my mom does the same thing too

    • @markcoleman7246
      @markcoleman7246 Před 2 lety +3

      You should tell her to let your Dad go through hers to be equal! 😉

    • @tavirosu25
      @tavirosu25 Před 2 lety +9

      Plot twist: they are not real, they are all in doomer's mind as he can't agree what he is: blue, red or Black pilled.

    • @MrDay-sd8ns
      @MrDay-sd8ns Před 2 lety +1

      @@tavirosu25 doomer better take his meds

  • @dislikebutton4961
    @dislikebutton4961 Před 2 lety +1

    I love the conversations that come out of the group

  • @Doenerprophet
    @Doenerprophet Před 2 lety +1

    I am so glad your channel is taking of m8

  • @blazefoster5845
    @blazefoster5845 Před 2 lety +126

    These are the worst “friends” ever

    • @flyingrat492
      @flyingrat492 Před 2 lety +45

      they are the average friends of today, only kept around because theres no real way to make more in adult life exept being an alcoholic or playing sports.

    • @Gutbomber
      @Gutbomber Před 2 lety +5

      @@flyingrat492 they remind me of my friends irl

    • @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen Před 2 lety +20

      I used to hang out with guys like this, they'd cope and seethe about everything and bully me for not being a depressed druggie. Really makes you think.

    • @flyingrat492
      @flyingrat492 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Gutbomber zoomer reminds me of myself unfortunately, hopefully I’ll be a bit better to the people around me in the future

    • @idontknow4398
      @idontknow4398 Před 2 lety

      These guys are like mine lmao

  • @DanteCrowlley
    @DanteCrowlley Před 2 lety +643

    Shes either a good girl trapped in the skin of a fatherless girl, or shes really a fatherless girl in the skin of a nice girl wearing the fatherless girl skin

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod Před 2 lety +168

      If you calling her “fatherless” for being goth, I think you’ve misunderstood the video’s message about stereotypes

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard Před 2 lety

      Being Goth = Fatherless?
      Bitchless Mindset

    • @glaith168
      @glaith168 Před 2 lety +13

      How is she look fatherless

    • @1SGCarter
      @1SGCarter Před 2 lety +43

      @@glaith168 She has a nose ring. If she would respect her father she wouldn’t have one because surely he would be against that.

    • @kiljaeden5405
      @kiljaeden5405 Před 2 lety +70

      @@1SGCarter Fathers are wussies now

  • @de1use154
    @de1use154 Před 2 lety

    That animation in the end is awesome. Good to see you improving!

  • @lazarusblackwell6988
    @lazarusblackwell6988 Před 2 lety +1

    LOOOOL
    Great quality as usual bro
    LOVE YOUR WORK

  • @MRSonicChief
    @MRSonicChief Před 2 lety +74

    "What am I supposed to do? Stand here and watch her peeling off bananas for him?"
    Chadest thing Zoomer ever said

  • @xavolzm
    @xavolzm Před 2 lety +47

    "Sweat like an edgy atheist in front of a priest" lmao

  • @yesidrewthis9729
    @yesidrewthis9729 Před 2 lety

    This is one of the best stories so far, keep it up MIllennia!

  • @vincentsilva5663
    @vincentsilva5663 Před 2 lety

    Dam this hits and the music at the end great video keep them coming

  • @notabizarreguy7932
    @notabizarreguy7932 Před 2 lety +258

    Tbh, I love the adventure of this guy and his friends instead of the inspirational videos.
    The inspirational videos is marvelous, but their adventures is far more chill and enjoyable for me

    • @cqodda
      @cqodda Před 2 lety +5

      The inspirational videos are like: You are doing this wrong! Here is what you should do.
      Vs.: Here is what this person is doing wrong, and how he improves.
      The inspirational videos put the blame on us, and yeah its true, but also intimidates us.
      these kinds of videos don't directly put the blame on us, it shows us an example and lets us choose whether its bad or not and if we learn anything from it.
      TLDR: These kinds of videos don't directly attack our egos.

  • @TheJHZHZ
    @TheJHZHZ Před 2 lety +83

    We need those character sheets of every member of the gang, I bet chad has 9 on every skill.

    • @chelloveckbratty3982
      @chelloveckbratty3982 Před 2 lety +9

      He has 11, someone should combine all the character sheets somewhere

  • @lazarusblackwell6988
    @lazarusblackwell6988 Před 2 lety

    You put a mad amount of love into this vid bro
    I appreciate your hard work for real
    Gives me a reason to get up in the morning you know

  • @Banana-gd7hi
    @Banana-gd7hi Před 2 lety

    i need part 3 badly hell the whole series i cant wait

  • @ryanedwards805
    @ryanedwards805 Před 2 lety +465

    The buffed Zoomer is the greatest character ever

  • @fulgenzio89
    @fulgenzio89 Před 2 lety +67

    When I was 14 I went for a study trip to England and there was a Polish goth girl who liked me. I screwed everything up because I was stupid and cringe, but considering the nationality of the author of the video this could have been her

    • @Autz64
      @Autz64 Před 2 lety +12

      Many such cases

  • @ravagekyle7368
    @ravagekyle7368 Před 2 lety

    very different kind of video man but i loved it, bunch of lines had me laughing out loud! keep up the good work!

  • @whatdadogdoin7531
    @whatdadogdoin7531 Před 2 lety +12

    I really hate it when other people interfere in a relationship. It just reveals the type of person they are anyone who does it.

  • @wilcisco1159
    @wilcisco1159 Před 2 lety +21

    4:08 absolutely right. Agreed

  • @hal900x
    @hal900x Před 2 lety +20

    "If you've been simping all night you will have to leave our team". loooooll

  • @GuitarReaper
    @GuitarReaper Před rokem +6

    How the hell do you make these conversations so accurate? Impressive

  • @namaya420
    @namaya420 Před 2 lety

    I feel like I understand your videos then suddenly I'm stuck in between ...anyways great work as always

  • @torachan23
    @torachan23 Před 2 lety +588

    The sad part about this is that men live this reality, WILLINGLY, everyday. And it’s become so normal that it’s not even considered crazy.
    And most women won’t even consider the goth girl wrong; they would say the guy is wrong for going through her phone, yet reverse the genders and will have a completely different judgment.
    Take care of yourself guys.

    • @AccountNum1
      @AccountNum1 Před 2 lety +13

      im not able to take care of myself but take good care of yourself aswell

    • @enlightenedera2816
      @enlightenedera2816 Před 2 lety +52

      Bro this video got uploaded one minute ago you didn’t even finish the video

    • @martinpanov5871
      @martinpanov5871 Před 2 lety

      They won't. It's what they deserve and they know it.

    • @Arlong1776
      @Arlong1776 Před 2 lety +14

      what was on the phone thats a problem??????

    • @hapchu8200
      @hapchu8200 Před 2 lety +72

      It's not cool going through anyone's phone what you on bro 💀

  • @MillenniaThinker
    @MillenniaThinker  Před 2 lety +30

    Is my game weak?

  • @thatjunkerguy5392
    @thatjunkerguy5392 Před 2 lety

    Such a great series, can’t wait for more of the gang

  • @Xuvzkin61
    @Xuvzkin61 Před 2 lety +9

    I like how guys of various ages are hanging out living a life together despite of everything.

  • @_Peperek
    @_Peperek Před 2 lety +25

    i have four children in gas form in my attic

    • @TRPilot06YT
      @TRPilot06YT Před 2 lety +2

      What sort of acid did you use?
      Or just a plain old fire technique?

    • @TRPilot06YT
      @TRPilot06YT Před 2 lety

      @Marihappy Y The classic

    • @_Peperek
      @_Peperek Před 2 lety

      @@TRPilot06YT nah i heated them up to temperatures hard to imagine

    • @TRPilot06YT
      @TRPilot06YT Před 2 lety

      @@_Peperek Ah i see, i dislike the excessive amounts of heating it causes to the place, but it still works

    • @MICEBALLSGAMING
      @MICEBALLSGAMING Před 2 lety

      amazing

  • @LuffyTheLabrador
    @LuffyTheLabrador Před 2 lety +57

    23 years old, had only one gothic girlfriend, has weak ass calf's. Dam I can't believe I'm a Doomer, and now I wish I was dead...

    • @updog9567
      @updog9567 Před 2 lety

      Death is a bad thing, dont wish for death

    • @thisismywill
      @thisismywill Před 2 lety +26

      23 years old, no goth girlfriend, and nice calves. The duality of man

    • @caramelllllllll
      @caramelllllllll Před 2 lety +6

      @@thisismywill 16 years old, no gothic girlfriend, and weak calves. how i wish i had either or even both

    • @thisismywill
      @thisismywill Před 2 lety +13

      @@caramelllllllll Don't worry about it. I was an incompetent loser at 16 and weighed in at 135. Give it a few years and you'll be swimming in a sea of goth

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy Před 2 lety +5

      Haha I have no original personality besides labeling myself from internet cartoon memes, I'm such a doomer woomer soomer foomer , my life is horrible.

  • @exoticslugs815
    @exoticslugs815 Před 2 lety

    Incredible work as always.

  • @grammarnazi3272
    @grammarnazi3272 Před 2 lety +1

    I love the fact that MillenniaThinker put an ad just before "Let me kiss that". Lmfao

  • @jc30081983
    @jc30081983 Před 2 lety +3

    I love the background music, it sets the dark mood so well

  • @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald

    These used to be externally relatable and had lessons in them. Now they’re so overly specific I don’t get anything out of them anymore tbh. Like. Are you trying to start wojak lore or something?

    • @DistrictWitch
      @DistrictWitch Před 2 lety +24

      lol they've been evolving in and out of various narratives for ages - remember the coom-lord episodes? Nothing wrong with a spot of n a r r a t i v e

    • @zenothemeano4381
      @zenothemeano4381 Před 2 lety +2

      I actually prefer it much much more. The older versions were depicting modern people via the oversimplistic archetypes of meme characters for CZcams views and attention, with somewhat strawman characters who seemed to be 2 dimensional depictions of real types of people but using wojaks who were in their original memes inception, were supposed to be taken as purely as a exaggerated meme of real things, to be used as if they were actually based in genuine reality and that it is somehow a deep message on modern society (which it can be to varying extents). And to be fair he does do it still in his newer videos but often more so as a deconstruction of said archetypes and expresses more stories that seem genuine rather than simplistic memes with no depth to point the finger at as apparently some unironic depiction of whatever the creator dislikes, at least from how I view it anyway.

  • @garry693
    @garry693 Před 2 lety +1

    Dude I never thought I would actually be so invested into a CZcams series

  • @RedRockin2000
    @RedRockin2000 Před 2 lety +4

    6:45 my favorite dialogue

  • @franciscopavon948
    @franciscopavon948 Před 2 lety +18

    Bro her stats is just like a support member, we only need one that heal and a tank and we are prepared to war

    • @k4m4k4s1
      @k4m4k4s1 Před 2 lety

      I think they already have Chad and Zoomer as tanks

  • @antep3667
    @antep3667 Před 2 lety +133

    next episode doomer gets married to boomer, and later discovers he is his dad

  • @zestobouzombie
    @zestobouzombie Před 2 lety

    I need to watch these more

  • @Juicymanjay-_-
    @Juicymanjay-_- Před rokem

    We need more of this

  • @CGF41492
    @CGF41492 Před 2 lety +10

    For those who want the prequel of this story look for Millennial Thinker video title "DOUBLE DATE" that is where he met the goth girl.

  • @natelofimusic
    @natelofimusic Před 2 lety +38

    I dont know if this is a good or bad so far. But I would have dump those friends immediatly. Not even just because they keep trashing his gf, but because they keep trashing him when he is doing better. When he gets a gf and seems a bit better, they are quick to give him shit and try to notch him back down. And the fat guy is quick to imply that he is going to try and hit on and probably harrass the girl. But maybe there is more to this. Overall, loving the story and the messages.

    • @freedomdude5420
      @freedomdude5420 Před 2 lety +3

      If you wanna understand the whole situation you need to understand why they’re called so concerned about the phone, though I do thing zoomed is be a …

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 Před 2 lety +2

      Oh yeah?
      and what when she gets mad at him and wants to break up?
      what then?

    • @freedomdude5420
      @freedomdude5420 Před 2 lety +10

      @@makutas-v261 have you ever had a girlfriend before?🤔

    • @thisismywill
      @thisismywill Před 2 lety

      Yeah stay with the girl who beats your ass and ditch your friends. You my friend either have some serious psychological issues or are into that

    • @natelofimusic
      @natelofimusic Před 2 lety

      @@freedomdude5420 ahhhhh wait I kinda get it. And it's really shitty. They want to see if she is prone to cheating, because if she is, they r gonna try and smash her.

  • @qubicinsanity7847
    @qubicinsanity7847 Před 2 lety

    I just discovered this channel. And God... A disturbing smile is on my face while watching. The details are insanely good.

  • @Colonel_RamRod
    @Colonel_RamRod Před 8 měsíci

    Love these dudes. You’re a talented writer ❤

  • @astyanax905
    @astyanax905 Před 2 lety +30

    Julian is hilarious.
    How can I be the youngest here, I'm the tallest!

  • @interests3279
    @interests3279 Před 2 lety +12

    That side turn around by Zoomer at 2:43 has excellent animation.

  • @someguy8521
    @someguy8521 Před 2 lety +1

    Can you make an animated music video using “Bugman Blues”? I feel the song fits your channel aesthetic really well.

  • @flame0814
    @flame0814 Před 2 lety

    MAN WTF 12 days have passed im watching this again and reading the comments everything comes into place i never thought the stories would get this deep and dark

  • @nousername6810
    @nousername6810 Před 2 lety +43

    Zoomer should get together with a boomer for money for some easy lore

  • @deibu__
    @deibu__ Před 2 lety +218

    As long as she's goth, clean, of age, unrelated, cisgendered female and alive as long as you're not a sicko you're good to go

    • @deibu__
      @deibu__ Před 2 lety +1

      @Cristiano dos Santos Gomes commenting to talk shit coming in nicely toobz

    • @dballin2836
      @dballin2836 Před 2 lety +1

      Huh

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy Před 2 lety +6

      "Goth"

    • @16bitjack16
      @16bitjack16 Před 2 lety +6

      TWU toobz

    • @jokerpilled2535
      @jokerpilled2535 Před 2 lety

      @Cristiano dos Santos Gomes give me virgin waifu please.

  • @ohno759
    @ohno759 Před 2 lety

    i need to watch the rest of the season. this shit had me giggling

  • @sanguine_999
    @sanguine_999 Před 2 lety +291

    That girl is suspicious. She's probably abusive, has a fetish for bruises and sores like some people said, or we're just overthinking it.
    Otherwise, the story is getting more interesting. I wonder if the series would still continue.

    • @awol6574
      @awol6574 Před 2 lety +16

      She is a cop

    • @deepthought3048
      @deepthought3048 Před 2 lety +32

      @[GD] Annoe In the double date episode she says something like "are you sick? " 2 times.

    • @mrtyrant1680
      @mrtyrant1680 Před 2 lety +22

      That photo on her phone with a guy with bruises is weird and the fact that they got jumped and the Doomer was the one who ended up in bed is kind of suspicious.
      Maybe Nathan is right and she is a spy. {Speaking of which, we still don't know what Nathan did with that girl he kidnapped.}

    • @wiseguy240Winston
      @wiseguy240Winston Před 2 lety +8

      @@mrtyrant1680 Or she's a sadist

    • @llovebeats3749
      @llovebeats3749 Před 2 lety +3

      It's an edgy and severely pessimistic theory. But it would be a cool twist if it turned out she actually is abusive. Not very realistic but still could be something.