Bane and Breakfast

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  • čas přidán 12. 08. 2012
  • Bane tries to enjoy a nice breakfast but is interrupted by his waiter who is curious about his mask.Also check out Bane's First Kiss
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Komentáře • 215

  • @schwifty9520
    @schwifty9520 Před 6 lety +348

    "Ah yes! I was wondering what's for breakfast!" - Bane

    • @its_that_nigga
      @its_that_nigga Před 3 lety +11

      Bacon and eggs? Or salami?

    • @xrecon18
      @xrecon18 Před 2 lety +10

      Batman’s spirit.....
      Or his body...

  • @acewttimer
    @acewttimer Před 9 lety +903

    so you think bacon was your ally. You merely adopted it. I was born in it. molded by it. I didn't see vegetables until i was already a man by then they were nothing to me but REVOLTING.

  • @TheHahanicevideo
    @TheHahanicevideo Před 10 lety +210

    Breakfeast has defeated you Bane ( with Bane's voice)

  • @MrPietje1990
    @MrPietje1990 Před 9 lety +361

    "I was wondering what I would eat first, my ham or my bacon"

  • @edgain1502
    @edgain1502 Před 7 lety +117

    Now is not the time for bacon, that comes later!!

  • @peacebreak2537
    @peacebreak2537 Před 7 lety +76

    "would you like a straw?"
    .
    .
    .
    Bane: DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED A STRAW ?!?!

    • @Wil_Dsense
      @Wil_Dsense Před 8 měsíci

      Vicky Vale: “You must be joking.”
      Joker: “Do I look like I’m joking?”

    • @Wil_Dsense
      @Wil_Dsense Před 8 měsíci

      Ps, left this on 69 upvotes 👍🏼

  • @0MVR_0
    @0MVR_0 Před 8 lety +24

    You merely adopted the comedy.

  • @umutk.2432
    @umutk.2432 Před 3 lety +55

    0:16
    Bane: and what.. what is this?
    Chef: It is a ... an egg with pieces of bacon.
    Bane: and who is capable of cooking such a meal?
    Chef: only me...
    Bane: only you... Thank you, good chef!
    snaps his neck :D

  • @Enumclaw
    @Enumclaw Před 7 lety +39

    Bane doesn't eat, he's nourished by all the asses he kicks.

  • @MarcillaSmith
    @MarcillaSmith Před 5 lety +11

    It doesn't matter how he eats. All that matters is his pan

  • @mazeratik8988
    @mazeratik8988 Před 7 lety +28

    "What do you mean how do I eat?" lmao "how do you eat"

  • @jnightmare0
    @jnightmare0 Před 7 lety +39

    no one cared who i was until i went on a fast

  • @thomashewlett9847
    @thomashewlett9847 Před 6 lety +19

    The fire on the BBQ rises...The Burgers, Chicken and Hot Dogs look splendid. However the thought of the extreme pain I must endure for the the taste of a good burger brings tears to my eyes. Batman didn't make me cry this bad....but having to use a straw with beer in the Villian's Pub always does. I Shall slowly drown my sorrows.
    "Bane!, Is the BBQ fire going well?" - Guest
    "Yes, The Fire Rises. (A Tear rolls from his left eye and into the fire) - Bane

  • @colinpaterson3171
    @colinpaterson3171 Před 4 lety +17

    Do I look like I need a straw 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @guero82
    @guero82 Před 12 lety +5

    This "Bane" is the most look-alike to Tom Hardy's I've seen, including the proportions of the gas tubes. Good job.

  • @jaegermann4170
    @jaegermann4170 Před 2 měsíci +1

    “No one cared who I was till I put away the short stack”

  • @rachelh588
    @rachelh588 Před 8 lety +11

    Would you like a straw?? LOL

  • @angelinadash2396
    @angelinadash2396 Před 4 lety +5

    "how does he eat?"
    You're one to talk, Leatherface. XDD

  • @RGK93
    @RGK93 Před 7 lety +37

    Probably the biggest plot hole on the film:
    How does he eat?! :S

    • @user-hk7hz9cn7v
      @user-hk7hz9cn7v Před 2 lety

      He’s fed intravenously or he takes off the mask and endures the pain. Not a plot hole

    • @RGK93
      @RGK93 Před 2 lety

      @@user-hk7hz9cn7v Did you take my comment seriously? XD

    • @hemantks4353
      @hemantks4353 Před rokem

      @@RGK93 How do u have any idea? Hoe does he eat?

  • @Nobody-te2ji
    @Nobody-te2ji Před 6 lety +44

    This just made my day 🤣

  • @BFG-hv2ml
    @BFG-hv2ml Před 5 lety +3

    ''or prehaps he's wondering why someone would cook an egg, before giving it to the bane''

  • @whammycheng3758
    @whammycheng3758 Před 9 lety +2

    "Do you need a straw," you would think he would say yes.

  • @ScotsDestroyer
    @ScotsDestroyer Před 10 lety +1

    ''You merely adopted the honey. I was born in it''

  • @RellekBeats
    @RellekBeats Před 7 lety +46

    lmaooooo thank you so much for the laugh. Keep making videos like this!

    • @RayChener
      @RayChener  Před 7 lety +1

      happy to hear it .
      here is the other one we did in this series … www.funnyordie.com/videos/bf8b7e24ed/bane-s-first-kiss

    • @seanviper99
      @seanviper99 Před 7 lety +1

      lol WTF was that at the end, totally unexpected

  • @timjeffries6362
    @timjeffries6362 Před 3 lety +2

    “Ridiculous!” Ha!
    There is also a nice hint of Eddie Izzard in Bane’s delivery...

  • @madflossing1393
    @madflossing1393 Před 3 lety +3

    I am the League of Bacon. I am here to fulfill Master Bacon's destiny!

  • @pauls9331
    @pauls9331 Před 6 lety +2

    Now's not the time for lunch, that comes later.

  • @madhattergamer3567
    @madhattergamer3567 Před 8 lety +13

    if it was real tom hardy that would be EVEN more funny XD

  • @jameswest4489
    @jameswest4489 Před 2 lety +1

    Cake has costed you your weight, dessert has defeated you!

  • @guero82
    @guero82 Před 12 lety +3

    He injects himself with an anesthetic before removing the mask. Or- according to imdb.com: he inhales enough gas, giving him time to eat before the pain kicks in.

  • @satesup4353
    @satesup4353 Před 7 lety +17

    Oh, so u think bacon is your ally. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the pig until i was ten, and by then, it was nothing to md but HAMMING!!!

  • @dragicajelic3370
    @dragicajelic3370 Před 6 lety +8

    Why am I wondering how does he eat for the first time now? I haven't thought about it before.

  • @stephenwood2145
    @stephenwood2145 Před 10 lety +4

    Hey guys... it's bane..... loved it, hated it, only liked it a little, i don't really care.... I'm just glad you gave it a shot. Thanks for watching

  • @willpaterson7998
    @willpaterson7998 Před 2 lety +1

    I love the scarecrow at the end 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @billcipher9024
    @billcipher9024 Před 2 lety

    Hungers cost you your strength, breakfast has defeated you.

  • @6Kubik
    @6Kubik Před 6 lety +1

    the bigger question is why bane and scarecrow sit half naked together on a breakfast table.

  • @johnnyghoul8100
    @johnnyghoul8100 Před rokem

    Ahh it seems that bacon has defeated you😂

  • @gameacc.5696
    @gameacc.5696 Před 6 lety +2

    This just made my day lol

  • @yousufownzu6902
    @yousufownzu6902 Před 2 lety

    “Let me speak to ur manager…. Ridiculous “ said ginnie wesley

  • @ethangilbert4896
    @ethangilbert4896 Před 9 měsíci

    God the world was so simple when youtube was like this

  • @Garp0815
    @Garp0815 Před 11 lety +1

    The voice and way of speaking are good!

  • @TheCrusaderBin
    @TheCrusaderBin Před 8 lety +87

    Wow, that was more boring than anticipated...

  • @rocky99949
    @rocky99949 Před 9 lety +8

    Ridiculous! LOL :)

  • @Sachika
    @Sachika Před 11 lety +1

    You deserve more views, this is awesome! :D

  • @acquiesce022
    @acquiesce022 Před 10 lety +2

    THAT was some fuuuuuunny shit!
    Thank you!

  • @pavelyankouski4913
    @pavelyankouski4913 Před 2 lety

    He drinks the applejuice baby food, using the tube

  • @karlwarner9221
    @karlwarner9221 Před 6 lety +1

    Amen to Bane

  • @mrjackelbox4418
    @mrjackelbox4418 Před 2 lety

    I love the Scarecrow surprise at the end

  • @Poezick88
    @Poezick88 Před 9 lety +1

    ahahahahahaha "oh wonderful...hmm" ahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @bhavyavashishtha4779
      @bhavyavashishtha4779 Před 6 lety

      poe zick
      An advise.
      When you want to show you are laughing,
      Always start with 'h'
      Hahaha not ahahah
      It creates confusion!😂😂

  • @sturycroft
    @sturycroft Před 2 lety +1

    bacon and eggs.... powerful items on the pay-per-item buffet, but we're not on the pay-per-item buffet, are we Bruce, we're overnight stay with full breakfast included!!

  • @tivednagol9127
    @tivednagol9127 Před 2 lety +1

    Where’d y’all get that Bane mask?

  • @dreimann
    @dreimann Před rokem

    I will take the full fury of my breakfast elsewhere!

  • @broth6
    @broth6 Před 12 lety +1

    lol, would you like a straw

  • @dannyrobb272
    @dannyrobb272 Před 2 lety

    This takes me back

  • @ruprupdontv1650
    @ruprupdontv1650 Před 2 lety

    Nice one

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae Před 7 lety +1

    You didn't even try. No one cared who you were until you put on the mask.

  • @xBrabus76
    @xBrabus76 Před 7 lety +1

    Hahaha pretty cool!

  • @jeromesears6586
    @jeromesears6586 Před 6 lety +2

    You look like a low-budget SubZero.😁

  • @seiwei676
    @seiwei676 Před 10 lety +3

    Best TDKR Bane lookalike! Who is this guy?

    • @captainbrickhead4226
      @captainbrickhead4226 Před 10 lety +3

      Every bald medium weighted and aged Caucasian looks the same. I'm Caucasian also. So that's nowhere near racism.

  • @coltonsmith1579
    @coltonsmith1579 Před 11 lety +1

    I believe there is a hole near the base of his esophagus. He places his hand over that area as well several times during the movie. (For example when he breaches the wall leading to Wayne's reactor)

  • @MasterMacLeod
    @MasterMacLeod Před 3 lety

    Let me speak to your manager?

  • @xsharkzones2840
    @xsharkzones2840 Před 2 lety

    Good gag

  • @meialua7124
    @meialua7124 Před 3 lety

    bacon and eggs,powerful agents for the uninitiated,but we are initiated,members of the league of heartburn.

  • @ultramanagulspiritoftheoce2658

    Crashing this breakfast..., with NO SURVIVORS !

  • @varunmehta5627
    @varunmehta5627 Před 4 lety

    Bane wants peace. Irony

  • @alfredcowans880
    @alfredcowans880 Před rokem

    😂😆😆💯👍🏾👍🏾 Nice

  • @khanfamliyclub7397
    @khanfamliyclub7397 Před 3 lety

    Nice

  • @sophiakiedrowski587
    @sophiakiedrowski587 Před 5 lety +2

    How can Bane eat with his life support mask on?

  • @theotherside931
    @theotherside931 Před 3 lety

    *So breakfast defeated Bane.*

  • @electriccombat9453
    @electriccombat9453 Před 7 lety +1

    EPIC soo funny and I do wonder how does he eat?

  • @leocookies1844
    @leocookies1844 Před 2 lety

    1:12 "Let me speak to your manager?!"
    And that's where Karen was born

  • @oneGodtobe
    @oneGodtobe Před 6 lety +1

    Lol Has he even teeth? It's not hard to have periodontitis if you don't brush the choppers !

  • @arulm3725
    @arulm3725 Před 2 lety

    I like bane

  • @alpharumble5012
    @alpharumble5012 Před 7 lety +3

    Big maaaannnn in a little coat. 😶😶😶😶😶

  • @JasonweedQ3
    @JasonweedQ3 Před 7 lety +1

    lmao

  • @RayCache
    @RayCache Před 6 lety

    Let's not stand on ceremony here mr.waiter

  • @RayChener
    @RayChener  Před 10 lety +1

    www.funnyordie.com/videos/bf8b7e24ed/bane-s-first-kiss

  • @kidnamedfinger5564
    @kidnamedfinger5564 Před 3 lety

    Buritooo in bane stomach nowwwww!!!!

  • @NutelloNutelloNEIL
    @NutelloNutelloNEIL Před 6 lety +1

    Shit this was hilarious ! Why so many dislikes??!

  • @Tsatsiki84
    @Tsatsiki84 Před 9 lety +1

    This is the german version :D

  • @Blight6666
    @Blight6666 Před 6 lety

    Lol lol lol sooo funny

  • @user-nm8mo5pe4n
    @user-nm8mo5pe4n Před 6 lety

    10 years later I saw it

  • @bubbaXzone
    @bubbaXzone Před 10 lety +2

    when batman fault bane and was getting owned and tried to use shadows as his ally. He should of used breakfast and use that as a counter!

  • @SigalDa
    @SigalDa Před 5 lety +1

    No one care who i was till i eat the bacon.

  • @thatsreelcreative
    @thatsreelcreative Před rokem

    Ah 2012 when times were more simple. There was only one Batman and that was Bale. TDKR hype was unreal and it was just before social media took over and Gen Z were still in nappies.

  • @novdeepsingh002d2
    @novdeepsingh002d2 Před 6 lety +2

    is that tom hardy bcz his accent make me think so

  • @martijnbouman8874
    @martijnbouman8874 Před 6 lety

    I was wondering what was for breakfast!

  • @broth6
    @broth6 Před 12 lety

    Michael's punishment must be more severe

  • @benphillips2947
    @benphillips2947 Před 11 lety

    Well it doesn't exactly need to be a "room". An air tight tent could do the job really. Heck they even make those in real life they're called oxygen tents.

  • @youknowwhoiam6057
    @youknowwhoiam6057 Před 7 lety +1

    That bane is not real Tom Hardy right?

  • @mrjoker4666
    @mrjoker4666 Před 2 lety

    2022

  • @harshalrumde7643
    @harshalrumde7643 Před 6 lety

    You will have my permission to eat

  • @EmissaryOfDeath111
    @EmissaryOfDeath111 Před 6 lety +1

    Is this Tom Hardy?

  • @ababagawra7702
    @ababagawra7702 Před 7 lety

    I have grandma with same health issue :D

  • @mahmoudelzyat9246
    @mahmoudelzyat9246 Před 2 lety

    Well Done Tom Hardy

  • @kazemirmarcinkevich5408

    Its Hardy?

  • @evilfrax
    @evilfrax Před 12 lety +1

    Why is scarecrow naked?

    • @stephenwood2145
      @stephenwood2145 Před 4 lety

      And that's the actual punchline. THANK YOU for noticing

  • @AngelGonzalez-kl5hz
    @AngelGonzalez-kl5hz Před 2 lety

    How am I just finding out about this?!

  • @angelvictory5064
    @angelvictory5064 Před 6 lety

    Entonces como traga el guey?

  • @haniputani
    @haniputani Před 11 lety

    Lol