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Making street pizza's (vomit) and pissing in the canals and at ur front door. And the drunk galls with too much bodyfat swaying they're half naked tits around. Although the latter isn't as bad as the other 2 things i mentioned
I’m a psychiatric nurse in Amsterdam. Can confirm: please don’t come and freak out here. The (mental)health care system is severely overburdened already. Please freak out in the comfort of your own home ☮️🙏🏻❤
as a dutch guy its so funny that its true too, you see tourists going in and out of the coffeeshops (stores where they sell weed and spacecake) more than actual citizens, and when it comes to buying something and they clearly want a lot, they usually do just buy a pack of hubba bubba gum or a stroopwafel and nothing else because they feel intimidated being a tourist in the middle of dozens of actual citizens
Sometimes the CZcams algorithm showcases a little gem. At first, I wondered what the hell I was watching, but that move to step off the edge of the canal at the end of the first clip made me realise I was watching something special.
I used to work in an amsterdam hostel, this guy came in one sunday afternoon and said that he'd, can't remebmer if it was spacecake or he'd tried a joint, anyway, first time ever and he wasn't having a good time, I might have given him a fanta, it turned out he was a teacher, from england, I told him about my friend who did teacher training and said that at least half were doing it because they couldn't think of anything else to do after graduation, he agreed that teaching was in fact a vast dumping ground, my friend rick was visiting from manchester and told him he'd get used to it "I don't want to get used to it" he said, there was a man wearing a suit who came in one day as well, he was french and had taken three tabs of acid, he was also not quite sure what to do with himself at this point, I sent him to the coffeeshop downstairs to grab a fresh orange juice
there were these two americans who did need an ambulance one night, one of them had turned blue and he was being carried out of the building by paramedics with tubes up his nose, while his friend said "oh he's ok"
While you are there - could you do some research into mail forwarding services? My favorite research chemical shops in Amsterdam no longer ship their fine products to the USA.
I wouldn't touch 'research' chemicals. I've had mates cause irreparable damage to themselves from mdpv. I had another mate go totally insane from too much 2cb one night and he hasn't been the same ever since (this happened 15 years ago) And another mate died from a nbome overdose. We really don't know what proper effects these chemicals have on the human brain until we have enough dead people donate their brain to research outfits studying the topic
I nearly shat myself laughing at the cyclist who will cream you bit - thinking back to a visit i went on with a co-worker who kept getting cyclists running into him ching-ching-rattle turn around to see him half over some guys handlebars lmao
As a former person-who-freaked-out-in-Amsterdam (one *third* of a space cake, seriously?) I commend your attention to the minute details of the experience.
Had myself some MDMA for this first time last week in Amsterdam, had a mini freak-out when it hit but a little water fixed everything. This video is too accurate 😂
also if a tourist had only taken space cake and they asked for an ambulance the ambulance control centre would refuse to send one, her friends came to the lobby, call one, she's taken drugs, so i call them quickly, "what drugs?" they ask "what drugs?" I ask, "spacecake", "spacecake" , "no we can't send an ambulance for spacecake, you can call the hotel doctor", I didn't bother, gave her friends an orange drink from the fridge and told her to calm the fuck down.
@@NoukSilver I have, and I am dutch. So I know how hard it is, which makes it even weirder he (seemingly) found mostly non-tourists but everyone who spoke in this video had a thick dutch accent, and were just not equipped like tourists usually seem to be
Thanks for watching my videos everyone, I am the guy with the mic in the pink clothes and these are my videos if you don’t like it then I suggest you get out.
comment below where you’re watching from 🌎
I enjoy your films... good fun
I’m watching it from where I am, and not where I’m not.
watching from amsterdam :o
London, UK. Although I have to say the run at the end of the video wasn’t as good as usual. Pity.
Canada, but you knew that already. :-)
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*autism board
Confusing these species with freaks who tourist out in Amsterdam can be fatal.
fr don't be mistaken
What a great video to drop on 4/20
The man is a legend, i would expect nothing else from this genius.
had to capture the footage on bicycle day so he could post it today
It is Hitlers birthday today btw! 😅
it was a hell hole yesterday in ams
Its funny people still celebrate Adolf Hitler's birthday by collectively smoking weed, who came up with that???
Red-light drunk brits in football jerseys is spot on for Amsterdam’s city centre
Making street pizza's (vomit) and pissing in the canals and at ur front door. And the drunk galls with too much bodyfat swaying they're half naked tits around. Although the latter isn't as bad as the other 2 things i mentioned
Possibly the best one yet!
If Frankie is in Amsterdam, who knows where he could be next. Keep your wits about you people.
The zebra-crossing is where morality turns into mortality.
you mean immortal, we dutch always stop for people at zebra-crossings unless we are going too fast to hit the brakes
I’m a psychiatric nurse in Amsterdam. Can confirm: please don’t come and freak out here.
The (mental)health care system is severely overburdened already. Please freak out in the comfort of your own home ☮️🙏🏻❤
I wonder why?
@@falsefreedom171312 jaar VVD
That bit at the start where Frankie starts walking towards the canal X)
I WAS still thinking about the soup thing😂😂😂
this is like a strange fever dream and I love it so much
Can confirm; the cyclists will laugh when they hit you
If they hit you, you were walking in the bike lane. Usually they'd just yell you to get a severe disease.
You wouldn't walk in the middle of the road would you? (yes bicycle lanes are roads you can not walk there)
@@MissMoontree Let's be real, we've all took a swerve onto the pavement at some point too cream a tourist that's freaking out (in Amsterdam).
@@MissMoontree Ik luid mijn bel binnen 1 mm voordat ik ze raak en laat dan een luid "HAAALLLOOOOOOOOOO" horen.
@@tedsteinerprecies dit 😂
As a resident of Amsterdam, I just want to say, Dankjewel :D
Dan ben je zelf ook een tourist
@@rutgerb kom naar Javaplein wijsneus dan kan je zien wat voor toerist ik ben
er wonen eigenlijk geen echte nederlanders in het centrum ;)
@@TheCoolermaster24 ouwe
@@tedsteiner tuurlijk wel
as a dutch guy its so funny that its true too, you see tourists going in and out of the coffeeshops (stores where they sell weed and spacecake) more than actual citizens, and when it comes to buying something and they clearly want a lot, they usually do just buy a pack of hubba bubba gum or a stroopwafel and nothing else because they feel intimidated being a tourist in the middle of dozens of actual citizens
Sometimes the CZcams algorithm showcases a little gem. At first, I wondered what the hell I was watching, but that move to step off the edge of the canal at the end of the first clip made me realise I was watching something special.
Your timing is 💯. And the way you just collapsed that poor chap's reality around him at the end. Cruel, but permissible given the date 😂😂
Top tier, love it man
I love how you walk towards the canal at the close of the first shot.
I used to work in an amsterdam hostel, this guy came in one sunday afternoon and said that he'd, can't remebmer if it was spacecake or he'd tried a joint, anyway, first time ever and he wasn't having a good time, I might have given him a fanta, it turned out he was a teacher, from england, I told him about my friend who did teacher training and said that at least half were doing it because they couldn't think of anything else to do after graduation, he agreed that teaching was in fact a vast dumping ground, my friend rick was visiting from manchester and told him he'd get used to it "I don't want to get used to it" he said, there was a man wearing a suit who came in one day as well, he was french and had taken three tabs of acid, he was also not quite sure what to do with himself at this point, I sent him to the coffeeshop downstairs to grab a fresh orange juice
Great story thanks for sharing
Doesvthat massive run-on sentence full of non sequiturs suggest that you are wasted too?
You are a kind of voluntary Amsterdam first aid person :-)
@@patchso I was getting paid...
Imagine the peak that french guy experienced after chugging the orange juice
,,he is holding three drinks”
Why does this feel like it was recorded in the 90s
Probaby the aspect ratio
I was thinking early 2000s with those new-fangled digital video cameras (saving everything to tape).
His oversized pink sweater and white pants also (superficially) look very 90's like.
It was a rare sunny day. It’s probably the sun on the lens
Something with the colors and picture quality IMO
Like a prequel to Midsommar.
I think you should keep making funnies like this I laughed most of the way through trying to work out how wrecked you are
When i visited there from the US, i did exactly as this gentleman said. Kudos for reporting the truth in a world of lies.
I like how he casually walks off into the canal
Haha great vid! Hello from Canada
you're doing gods work
Omg! You are in Holland! Love the vid
Thank you on behalf of people who life in Amsterdam and other Dutch people who happen to visit Amsterdam for the day
I think it was Johnny Cash who first said everyone I know will turn to soup.
I am watching from America. Thanks for the great videos. I can't wait to freak out in Amsterdam.
Remember: it's a city where people live, not a theme park. It's okay to freak out, but please respect people that live in Amsterdam.
Go get em Franky!
lmao I was actually still thinking about the soup thing and how it may not occur in a universe with a finite lifespan.
Watching from Australia. Come visit and try not to get sunburnt
1:58 classic bike lock, that ain't a tourist no way
What I was thinking. Also classic Dutch guy hair styling
Then again, almost 50% of Amsterdam isnt Dutch to begin with. Can barely speak Dutch to order a drink in city centre
Just popped over from London for a sesh? (you can bring bikes on the Eurostar)
cmon if your real dutch you just have a skere axa op je omafiets
@@superultrathanksmom3845 Jij woont duidelijk niet in een stad als je denkt dat een axa fietsslot genoeg is.
Aww I must've missed you when you were there :(
How did he find every Irish bag head in the dam 😂
As a local, i'd like to see one on locals freaking out in Amsterdam
I really hope he recorded a tall dutchies video while there
there were these two americans who did need an ambulance one night, one of them had turned blue and he was being carried out of the building by paramedics with tubes up his nose, while his friend said "oh he's ok"
how could i not sense you in amsterdam, my soul is bound to it
Lmao I def freaked out in Amsterdam after smoking to much 😅
you are not alone 😅, I thought it was just me
These unseasoned veggies! 😂😂😂😂
you have a bright future kid. stay with this
i was, in fact, still thinking of the soup thing.
Tell me Frankie smokes ganja without telling me he cheefs the kif
All I'm thinking is the camera guy cut just before you walked into the canal 😭
Fkn legend bro
You went to Amsterdam to get stoned, admit it.
Dont need to go to amsterdam specifically to get stoned.. the weed aint that great here..
@@gi7685 depends on where you get it. But yeah, just like any other city I guess
I'm still tinking about the soup ting.
amsterdam has turned into adult disneyland for the rest of the world.
This video feels like sativa
Im still thinking about the soup thing
that was amazing
What a great video to drop on 20-4
The irate dutch cyclist is actually a local legend in the Amsterdam Nieuwmarkt area.
Good morning Frankie
Don’t tell me what to do
Ahh so that's where the upright, Dutch bicycle style came from
Drunk English football jerseys .Is that a race horse or a band?
It's something you think of when you're wasted.
yes
i respect the guy in the springboks Jersey.
I feel personally attacked.
Brilliant 🤣
I now know what keif is, thanks to this video. Meditation and education.
always a pleasure
paradox, saying nobody is really looking at them but he is judging them
Short term memory loss looks like
Lekker video! Happy belated 420 everyone!
dit kan zo op npo als een nederlandse kunst docu
Haha heel waar
Don't worry Amstadam isn't real it can't hurt you!
Stay strong!
I'm still thinking about the soup thing....
While you are there - could you do some research into mail forwarding services? My favorite research chemical shops in Amsterdam no longer ship their fine products to the USA.
I wouldn't touch 'research' chemicals.
I've had mates cause irreparable damage to themselves from mdpv.
I had another mate go totally insane from too much 2cb one night and he hasn't been the same ever since (this happened 15 years ago)
And another mate died from a nbome overdose.
We really don't know what proper effects these chemicals have on the human brain until we have enough dead people donate their brain to research outfits studying the topic
perfect!
very accurate
Don't you know the law? It's forbidden to visit Ams without taking the mush. How I miss Vondelpark...
this has happened to me, i've been there
Yoooo brocolli sports girl up in Amsterdam!
I nearly shat myself laughing at the cyclist who will cream you bit - thinking back to a visit i went on with a co-worker who kept getting cyclists running into him ching-ching-rattle turn around to see him half over some guys handlebars lmao
Volkswagen Golf truth lol
Im telling my kids this was Christopher Columbus
Eindelijk!
Knob Rot You Got Frankie 😊🇮🇪
As a former person-who-freaked-out-in-Amsterdam (one *third* of a space cake, seriously?) I commend your attention to the minute details of the experience.
I ate a whole one!! 😭😭
Had myself some MDMA for this first time last week in Amsterdam, had a mini freak-out when it hit but a little water fixed everything. This video is too accurate 😂
Good video
Oh yes Amsterdam 😅
Not the gf going "yea"🤣 Own it sis
Full of thirst gremlins 😅
Frankie 4 ever
Second dude was off his fucking balls
dude at 1:58 is absolutely zooted out of his mind
What’s the song
Dutch E is the best.
Calling The Netherlands Holland is like calling the whole of Ireland Tipperary
It's just so much more convenient to use a 2 syllable word instead of a 5 syllable one (In Danish it'd be "Nederlandene"). Holland is so much easier.
I wouldn’t be surprised that he knows that perfectly well, and is just trolling. 😀
Amsterdam is in North Holland though, so in this case he's right. :p
😇
If you went to Tipperary you'd say you're in Tipperary
We *are* looking and laughing at british tourists!
Imagery observers my arse. We all see ye, fiends ;)
Welcome to amsterdam
also if a tourist had only taken space cake and they asked for an ambulance the ambulance control centre would refuse to send one, her friends came to the lobby, call one, she's taken drugs, so i call them quickly, "what drugs?" they ask "what drugs?" I ask, "spacecake", "spacecake" , "no we can't send an ambulance for spacecake, you can call the hotel doctor", I didn't bother, gave her friends an orange drink from the fridge and told her to calm the fuck down.
Collab with me now. I live in amsterdam. Lets do it
Yea
Glad I don’t live in Amsterdam anymore, it’s like walking around in a fooking open theme park and the amount of tourists is just a pain in the a**e.
I'm positive half of these people were actually dutch and not tourists
Have you been to the centre of Amsterdam? It's hard to find an actual Dutch person.
@@NoukSilver I have, and I am dutch. So I know how hard it is, which makes it even weirder he (seemingly) found mostly non-tourists but everyone who spoke in this video had a thick dutch accent, and were just not equipped like tourists usually seem to be