Johnny Tightlips is probably inspired by actual gangster Frank "Tightlips" Gusenberg. He was mortally wounded during the Valentines Day Massacre, and when the police asked him who shot him, his only response was "Nobody shot me".
@@r3l1csvkI wish he would, Johnny, I wish he would. But the fact is, you've got an X chromosome, Johnny, and let's just say, I know you didn't get it from ya fadda, capiche?
"I see a lot of things." "Tell him to go suck a lemon." "We've narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips or Franky da Sqeelah." Lines I've used a thousand times.
You missed the one from Treehouse of Horror during the World without Death gag, Johnny Tightlips keeps shooting the squealer and goes "why won't you die?!"
Best part of the episode is later on when they're beating the shit out of Frankie the Squealer and he goes "did you know fat Tony's name was Miriam?" And they proceed to beat him again
He's based on Frank Gusenberg, a mobster who got shot during St. Valentine's Day massacre in Chicago When they asked him, visibly bleeding, who shot him, he repeatedly said "No one shot me" before he died in hospital
My online friend made a FF14 character called Johnny Tight-lips. Every time he dies, I always ask him *Me:* Johnny Tight-Lips, are you okay? *Johnny:* I ain't sayin' nothin'. *Me:* But what do I tell the healer? *Johnny:* Tell em to suck a lemon.
Between Homer "what the hell is a G,YM!?" And Barney independent movie quote "Don't cry for me I'm already dead" Johnny tight lips "tell the doctor to suck a lemon" is definitely a classic line from a guy with little screen time😂
Love the park workers reaction to his attourney trying to renew their overruled objection. His face basically says *"What do I pay you for? Why are you here?"* Lol
Ay T, remember when our friends in Springfield needed me to take care of that thing of ours? Let’s just say Juan Valdez was separated from his donkey hehehehehehehe
The only reason Johnny Tightlips was even a suspect for the squealer is because he refused to say anything, even in his own defence
Canon.
maybe I did it maybe I didn't who's asking
"Johnny did you squeal?"
"You a cop? I don't owe you nuthin"
This is my all time favourite character. "Tell 'em to suck a lemon"
I routinely use that as an insult, and it catches everyone off guard
Johnny Tightlips is probably inspired by actual gangster Frank "Tightlips" Gusenberg. He was mortally wounded during the Valentines Day Massacre, and when the police asked him who shot him, his only response was "Nobody shot me".
@@kryl0b Wow! Thanks for that info
It could be that he's my favorite, but lotsa people are my favorite...
He or Handsome Pete
"Whoa! Who says I have a mother?"
Very Well...
"Biology,because without mother you wouldn´t be where you are today."
"Well then,tell that Biology fella of yours to mind his own business."
@@r3l1csvk
Biology got assassinates next day, papers blaimed it on trans community.
@@r3l1csvkI wish he would, Johnny, I wish he would. But the fact is, you've got an X chromosome, Johnny, and let's just say, I know you didn't get it from ya fadda, capiche?
@@r3l1csvkbiology needs to be “taken care of”
I'm actually impressed that someone known as "Franky the Squealer" has managed to make a career for himself on the mafia business up to that point
You always knew where you stand with him. Sometimes it’s good to have a leak to give false information to
It's the Springfield mafia. Most groups in Springfield are incompetent.
I mean, he always says the truth. That kind of person is hard to find nowadays, so it is a bonus...
He revealed himself so fast 😂
I think his last name is actually "DeSqueela", it's not a nickname like Tightlips.
He doesn't let Google collect his data
And he doesn't let Data know about his Google, either
Hey, who says he has any data?
Hey who says he's got any Google?
@@MelloWatermello😮
Google can suck a bag of lemons.
"I see a lot of things."
"Tell him to go suck a lemon."
"We've narrowed it down to either Johnny Tightlips or Franky da Sqeelah."
Lines I've used a thousand times.
"tell him to go suck a lemon" is a line from an actual gangster.
Well, if your nickname is the Squealer, I don't think you are going to last long in the mob. I don't weasel was bad. This is worse.
@@bermanmo6237
Weasel can be affiliated with the mafia but Weasel must be in the gambling business.
I've probably used "who said I have a motha" in my life more than most quotes
"you have 24hrs to get Johnny tight lips to talk, after this conversation it's now 23hrs" - *Fat Tony*
“Nobody shot me.”
He's tight-lipped. Not a liar.
@@doseinodoit's a reference to St Valentine's Day
@@gag141 yes
Say what you want about Johnny, but he aint no snitch
Even when it could benefit his own well-being
Whoa who said his name is Johnny
he may be a liar a communist, snitch but hes for sure not a porn star
Among The Simpsons' best recurring characters.
I think Homer is really good, too
@@mikoma77 Bart is so underrated
I can't believe he betrayed fat tony
Let's just say he can do unspeakable things.
Woah, who said he betrayed anything?
I gues she couldnt speak for himself, he didnt know who he was
@@EpicB787Animations😮
how much betrayal can he take?
Tightlips is the old school type of Mafioso. Original G who never ratted
That’s a myth that never existed. You don’t get to the top of a crime organization without working with law enforcement
Tellmtsukalemon is in my everyday speech now
I imagine Dr. Hibbert would just chuckle
Can you see the shooter'.
'I see a lot of things'
'You know, you could be a little more helpful
You know it’s crazy, it’s almost as if that’s literally in the video
You missed the one from Treehouse of Horror during the World without Death gag, Johnny Tightlips keeps shooting the squealer and goes "why won't you die?!"
😮
I seen alot of things *squinting intensifies* 😂😂
YOU NEVER ADMIT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS THING, EVER
You know the wine makes you emotional
@@nonytknocker CAUSE I GOT AN EMPTY FVCKING STOMACH
Are you paying borko for these comments ? Are you paying ANYONE for these comments ?
@@jimreily7538 I'm a captain now, you don't talk to me like that!
@@dimitrijetucovic1307 captain? Good ship lollypop right.
Man after my own heart.
Frank the Squealer can’t help himself.
Jonny Tightlips is Underrated 😅😂
He is a classic
Best Mafia character on the show
"who Said i have a mother?" um, biology? 😅
"So biology is a big talker now spreading my business like that"
@@N2Deep00biology needs to be “taken care of”
Biology never raised a baby boy.
oh you think so? were you there?
She could be dead
Gotta respect that man. He ain't no snitch
A true gangster
Paulie was there too
Hehehhehe
I aint saying nothing!
@DakotaWX "tell him to suck a lemon"
@DakotaWX tell him to suck a lemon!
"Tell him to suck a lemon"
Tightlips fits perfectly
"Johnny I see you were in a youtube short?"
"Who says there's a youtube?"
Rest in pest Johnny
Crazy that all the best simpsons scenes are still from the original 10 seasons.
The first two clips are from season 13
I thought he said fuck a lemon for a sec
Same thing
Would not recommend
Ein Mann mit Format!!
He’s the guy that refuse cookie pop up
Where'd they hit you?
I ain't sayin nothin.
But what do i tell the doctor?
tell him to go suck a lemon.
@@thomasallen9189Tell 'em to go suck a lemon
@@thomasallen9189 tell em to go suck a lemon
@@thomasallen9189 Eh tell them to suck a lemon.
Johnny Tightlips: The only man who saw Lemonposting before everyone else.
"Johnny tightlips. Could you see the shooter"
"I see a lot of things"
"You know, you could be a little more helpful"
Tell him to suck a lemon
You know you could be a little more helpful.
You know you could be a little more helpful
You know, you could be a little more helpful
Wow 69 comments wow this is soooo much
Best part of the episode is later on when they're beating the shit out of Frankie the Squealer and he goes "did you know fat Tony's name was Miriam?" And they proceed to beat him again
man's gotta have principles
Obi-Wan: "He's more squint than man now."
The patience fat tony has for johnny! 😂
Best character
Yep, he's great
And then hes the one that betrays fat tony
Yep, I just posted that short.
The Ballad of Johnny Tightlips.
🤣Johnny Tightlips , I like this character already
'I ain't sayin nuthin.'
Omerta to a fault. But you didnt hear that from me!
Oh! You don't ever discuss this thing. That doesn't exist.
Even the CCP can't get his information.
There are few characters who's entire script I have committed to memory - Johnny is one of them 😂
he will never rat
A man of integrity
Looks like the gang from the Sopranos.
🤣
That's the joke. It's when The Sopranos was really big.
Who says theres a Sopranos?
He's based on Frank Gusenberg, a mobster who got shot during St. Valentine's Day massacre in Chicago
When they asked him, visibly bleeding, who shot him, he repeatedly said "No one shot me" before he died in hospital
Johnny Tightlips:”I ain’t sayin nothin!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Qué le digo al doctor???
Que chupe limon
Palabras inmortales de los Simpson
Best mafioso ever. Could have really used him on the team in Mafia II.
One of my favorite characters! Love the Springfield Mafia!
Johnny tightlips is the goat
My online friend made a FF14 character called Johnny Tight-lips. Every time he dies, I always ask him
*Me:* Johnny Tight-Lips, are you okay?
*Johnny:* I ain't sayin' nothin'.
*Me:* But what do I tell the healer?
*Johnny:* Tell em to suck a lemon.
Looks like nothing more than a glorified crew to me.
“This thing of ours”
Springfield? Come on
Johnny tightlips never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Johnny Tightlips: Who says I have a mother?
Logical reasoning: The fact that you even exist in the first place lmfao
You manged to take the fun out of something funny congrats 👏
Yes, that's the joke, great job.
@@Paul512 who cares I sure as hell don’t cause it’s still funny even with my observation
@@CesarACastillounlike your posting
sonny basicly
Basically
Real til the end
I aint saying nothing.
I wish I had a Johnny Tightlips to open my heart to 😞
Between Homer "what the hell is a G,YM!?" And Barney independent movie quote "Don't cry for me I'm already dead" Johnny tight lips "tell the doctor to suck a lemon" is definitely a classic line from a guy with little screen time😂
Love the park workers reaction to his attourney trying to renew their overruled objection. His face basically says *"What do I pay you for? Why are you here?"* Lol
My favourite side character hahahah
I love the Paulie look alike
Such a gangster 😂
Whooooaaah look at you with the big brain
Johny tigtlips lore
strong silent type
And that’s granddad
Lmao
They cut the best scene of them driving wirh the awesome soundtrack lol
lol love johnny tightlips
Johnny Tightlips was the one 🙏
Last clip is the best...
I would comment but "i ain't sayin nuthing"
I ain't say nothing
Philosophy can also teach people to overthink things
Ay T, remember when our friends in Springfield needed me to take care of that thing of ours? Let’s just say Juan Valdez was separated from his donkey hehehehehehehe
Relatable
Maggie has a great KD ratio.
Whered they hit you?!
I aint sayin’ nothin!
I put the new forgis on the jeep
How can Jonny Tightlips be a squealer?
They probably asked Johnny Tightlips if he was a squealer and he said something to the effect of "maybe I squealed. Maybe I didn't."
Because it's just part of the joke
Because when they asked him to deny it, he didn't respond.
Even on wiki, there’s nothing about him to know about
Kramnik
Love how one of the jersey muscle guys looks like Paulie
And the other looks like Silvio dante
@@colinclarke4285 yup you’re right, good call!
Is Johnny voiced by Rodney Dangerfield?
Why is he maroon lol
A simple man
I ain’t saying nothing
"…well, what do I tell the doctor?"
SIGMA
Double negative there.. I ain't saying nothing 😊
Honour before reason
Or more likely
Honour before intelligence
no one mentioned anything about Pauline just standing there
Oh man, the simpsons used to be so funny!
silvio wtf?