@@RRJOfficial That was kind of rude. In fact there are about 30s before the first weed pun. Throw in a few seconds for "thanks folks" and he is close enough not to be an idiot.
@@Allan_son Maybe I was pretty harsh, but that doesn't change the question. P.S. Dunno, why you think it matters if those 30 seconds were before the weed jokes or in the end of the video. I meant the rest ~30 seconds, not the last ~30 seconds. :)
@@AceChampElite First thing I thought of was the restaurant scene from Porky's where PeeWee calls in and has the waitress call out "has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" The joke is it is referring to a woman's private area.
They'll be really good at keeping you out of your own stash, when you're too high to figure out how to open it or remember where you left the keys. I think Michael may have overestimated to quality of the safe.
After seeing you gain access to the weed so quickly, it looks like you have a budding career as a lockpicker. I am surprised you didn't attack the hinge though- after all, everyone knows that if you want to use your weed the best way is to use the joint.
This reminds me of an old Tumblr where the guys were roomates and one of the guys used recreational drugs. Then this guy moved out, some weeks later the other guy still living in there found one of those book safes in their living room's bookcase with the note on the inside of the cover " oh no! You found my secret stach". Curious as he was, he pried open this flimsy safe to find a fake mustache inside it.
@@lazyer0511 I would prefer. ''Okay folks, as you can see these don't provide much in the way of physical security, but they are decent for short range teleportation of your spices.''
Nonono , don't tell the people that are into stolen aromatics that they can evade charges for breaking in by having a book safe of their own with whatever in it, come to your porch and teleport-switch their stuff for your spices
"I have no idea why someone would want to secure a weed but for demonstration purposes I got some of my favorite weed which we will lock up" _pulls out bottle of dill weed_ Never change, LPL. Never change.
@@samgruzinskiy There are people named Mike (Michael) Hunt. Think the NFL player who played only 3 years total and in Green Bay (he was forced to medically retire due to a nasty concussion/knee in head that took him down that he never fully recovered from).
@@ladripper47874 "Michael" can be shortened to "Mike". If you pronounce "Mike Hunt", it sounds like "My cunt". "Cunt" is slang for a vagina. Hopefully that helps :3
Probably that would be the best way to hide weed--put it in a jar in your spice rack and label it 'licorice' or 'cilantro', or 'wildebeast seasoning', or another herb that most people hate. It won't pass the smell test, but it would fool most people. Just be careful if someone cooks for you.. lol
@starshipeleven First off, you'd have to eat a LOT of marijuana to cause any harm beyond possible indigestion. Probably way more than you could easily disguise in your spice rack, even if you ran a commercial kitchen. Turns out the active ingredients aren't very soluble except when heated. And if cooking with MJ, you normally have to use some oil to help carry them. 2nd, this was meant for people that don't have kids that are prone to eat a jar of spices. Probably safer from kids hidden in your spice rack than just having it in a drawer somewhere anyway. 3rd, this was meant as humor. Sorry if it offended in any way.
Yes everyone, he is a dad, he mentioned in an ar15 lock video where he picked it with Lego that he borrowed said Lego from his very young son. I think he said his kid was 3 at the time? Edit: the video I am speaking of is video 1024
If you want to get scared and have a regular cheapish lock on your home, try picking it with a wave rake. I raked my front door locks in about 25 seconds barely knowing what I was doing.
I legit would. If you have annoying flatmates who keep using your expensive ceylon cinnamon and pretends they aren't, these would be so damn great despite how quickly they can be lockpicked
In high school I bought one of these to hide my weed in, when my mom came into my room the first day I had it she saw I had a new book on my shelf. She asked why did I buy a dictionary when I had a smartphone with a dictoray on it for nothing. She reached for the book and imeadatly found my weed. Morale of the story, if you're in high school this won't hide your weed
Regardless of what these things are containing, I think the security of these safes is intended to be provided by the dictionary disguise rather than the lock strength. Those are clearly pretty Mulch locks, but there's also relatively little reason for anyone old enough to have lockpicking skills to pick up a dictionary, especially in the internet age.
ok, my suspicion based on the shoes I saw so far is confirmed after hearing the weed joke: LPL is a total dad. nothing wrong about it.. its just adorable.
I bought one of these ~20 years ago when I was an easily-impressed 8 year old. 2-3 months later, I lost the key and couldn't get to the $16 in change that I had put in it for "safe keeping". I knew lock picking was a thing, so I grabbed a paper clip, bent out the arm, and proceeded to jam it in the key hole while twisting the lock with some kind of little plastic piece from a toy (maybe a broken hand from a Lego dude). It took me twenty minutes of furious jiggling, but I managed to open it. I felt really clever at first. Then, it dawned on me that maybe this thing wasn't so secure... Thanks for the blast from the past!
I have one of these, to be honest you could probably just bend it open with your bare hands but if you have a bookshelf its the disguise that makes it a decent safe.
Oh I love your videos so much. I really liked your April Fools one this year. Thank you for always making tough things look easy and for calmly walking us through the process.
Eh, what's to report? Someone with a clearly fake name sent a parcel from somewhere that may or may not be where they live/work with some tryhard drug jokes in it to try and embarrass LPL on stream.
Er... Actually, as a lawyer he is duty bound to maintain his client's confidentiality. I don't know if you can hire him for the price of a hidden lock box though.
@@Kineth1 random people sending him mail aren't clients, and without a lawyer-client relationship he could get disbarred for not reporting crimes he's aware of. Of course, the way he handled it shows there's a lot of wiggle room and room for interpretation, and minor things like this aren't likely to result in any punitive action. Still, it's better not to admit crimes to an agent of the court.
Kind of sounds like it would be high time to grow your own. It's chili, isn't it? There are fancy grow lamps and mini grow tents for those things, and even "bonsai" chili guides. Keep in mind that spicier isn't always better because then you might just as well pour pepper spray into your cake batter. Finding flavour profiles you enjoy is more important. For instance Ají Panca is a fairly nice smokey flavoured sweet and mild one, The Devil’s Tongue is a very spicy one but still nice, and so on.
@@MurkyWaters677 I'm exploiting innuendo to advocate for chili growing :D It's a fun and satisfying hobby. And "bonsai" (not true bonsai) versions of both are a thing, and I really can't rave enough about how damn cool chili "bonsai" look. Like a Bolivian rainbow chili bonsai plant is absolutely stunning. Edit: and if you haven't tried chili with your chocolate yet, definitely give it a shot. Moist brownies with a nice chili kick is great.
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Picked like a 'seasoned' professional . . . .
Nice.
Phenomenal 👌
Take ur upvote and get out
One of "high" skill
@@spiderzvow1 no need to be *salty* about it
He got into the weed and herb in practically no thyme.
Underrated comment
@@leoleo412 agree 😂
I hate that this pun made me laugh
Whoever doesn't get this pun is missing out
I see what you did there
When your pun game is 1000x better than the lock's security value.
"Security by obscurity" - they defeat the dumb and lazy crooks. Pros would check the books to find a stash like that.
@@coyotePAC3 Pretty impressive if they would go through my entire library instead of going for the valuables.
You should see his Valentine's and April fool's specials.
@@LosBerkos Any good thief knows that the biggest jewels are never in the safe, they are in a book or a planter near the safe.
Especially when going in through his ex's back door.
This man just monotone delivered the smoothest puns of 2020. Legendary.
The legend
You should have seen his April fool's ones
yep
"Any other low value cooking ingredient"
So I shouldn't be keeping my saffron in it?
Not if you're just mad about it.
@@applejuicefool69 Icwotchudunthere 😁
I would choose a higher quality safe. saffron is much more valuable than weed.
@@michaelgalotto1764 by volume yes, by weight... not exactly.
Fake saffron should be ok, don't put the real stuff in there.
1 minute of weed jokes, 20 seconds of wave raking, 10 seconds of jiggling. Seems legit.
...and then after that there's only 36 seconds missing. Seems legit. :)
What about the rest ~30 seconds? Learn maths, idiot.
He could've dragged it out to 4:20...
@@RRJOfficial That was kind of rude. In fact there are about 30s before the first weed pun. Throw in a few seconds for "thanks folks" and he is close enough not to be an idiot.
@@Allan_son Maybe I was pretty harsh, but that doesn't change the question.
P.S. Dunno, why you think it matters if those 30 seconds were before the weed jokes or in the end of the video. I meant the rest ~30 seconds, not the last ~30 seconds. :)
Who keeps their dictionaries in the kitchen? Should have been concealed as cook books.
Who keeps their weed in the kitchen?
Hilarious.
Exactly, the kitchen is the perfect place to do some baking.
But people will open cookbooks in the kitchen.
@@jackkreacherr9339 people who like to season their food?
Is no one talking about the: "We're going to expand his name to Michael Hunt"?
Yeah that was a nice touch.
Mike Hunt?
@@AceChampElite First thing I thought of was the restaurant scene from Porky's where PeeWee calls in and has the waitress call out "has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"
The joke is it is referring to a woman's private area.
Yep
@@AceChampElite 🤦♂️
One would say these are “high” security
underrated
😂
how is this not the top comment
Nice
They'll be really good at keeping you out of your own stash, when you're too high to figure out how to open it or remember where you left the keys.
I think Michael may have overestimated to quality of the safe.
It's official; LPL is a dad.
Congrats!
Well there is a video where he bypass a gun lock with his children's toy.
Yes @NXE so I kinda knew this like long ago
@@NXE212 with the Lego figure, right?
Completely forgot he said that's his son's toy . Oops😅
What's the difference between ignorant speech and dad-jokes? About 20-30 years. lol
Indeed, top shelf dad joking. I have grandmother joking, but frankly, its hardly this good and certainly not consistently.....
After seeing you gain access to the weed so quickly, it looks like you have a budding career as a lockpicker. I am surprised you didn't attack the hinge though- after all, everyone knows that if you want to use your weed the best way is to use the joint.
Not bad
I see what you did , not bad not bad
Hmmmmmmmmm....
Oh alright. Have a brownie, well done.
I wouldn't eat that all at once if I were you...
😂 made my day!
10/10
"I have no idea why someone would want to secure a weed"
Done, just done
Me: “Oh two minutes isn’t thaaat bad”
LPL: *spends half the video making dad jokes about weed, then opens two locks*
Me: “oh”
So wonderful
There needs to be an online leaderboard for lock models and time-to-open by LPL
True
Kaneinja: He opened TWO locks in that time and there were no flukes to be seen.
This reminds me of an old Tumblr where the guys were roomates and one of the guys used recreational drugs. Then this guy moved out, some weeks later the other guy still living in there found one of those book safes in their living room's bookcase with the note on the inside of the cover " oh no! You found my secret stach". Curious as he was, he pried open this flimsy safe to find a fake mustache inside it.
Lol, hilarious . I have a feeling this guy wanted to hide a different type of weed thou
Was his name Jeremy by any chance?
panda4247
No one is named Jeremy by chance.
Recreational drugs? Did you mean culinary condiments?
I know a Chance who named his kid Jeremy.
"where's the spice rack?" "Bookshelf."
"get jiggler first"
"Well, we're going to expand his name to Michael Hunt"
Me: ah yes. A man of true culture.
part of me wanted the bottles to switch boxes like a magic trick
That would have added more humor to an already humorous dissertation.
That's hilarious! Good point!
"Okay folks, as you saw these don't provide much in the way of physical security, and you can't even be sure you'll get out what you put in..."
@@lazyer0511 I would prefer.
''Okay folks, as you can see these don't provide much in the way of physical security, but they are decent for short range teleportation of your spices.''
Nonono , don't tell the people that are into stolen aromatics that they can evade charges for breaking in by having a book safe of their own with whatever in it, come to your porch and teleport-switch their stuff for your spices
"I have no idea why someone would want to secure a weed but for demonstration purposes I got some of my favorite weed which we will lock up"
_pulls out bottle of dill weed_
Never change, LPL. Never change.
Yes we watched the video. No need to quote it. "I enjoyed this portion of the video" is a better way to convey your feelings.
@@skinlab4239 By that halfchan logic we could simply say dopamine and go from there.
Dang guys.. Gonna need a gun safe with all the shots being fired..
@@Sentucci25127 kek
I too watched the video.
When you're a lawyer, taking about drugs, but plausible deniability.
"low value cooking ingredients." you're killng me today! 😂
That line made me wonder - what about saffron or vanilla? Those are kinda expensive
I'm just disappointed he didn't use oregano as his representative herb.
Not gonna lie I've never tabbed back in so fast as when he said "I got some of my favourite weed..."
Keep it up LPL, champion.
You tab out of an LPL video before he says "in any case"? How can you? Why?
@@sanjaymatsuda4504 I was loading up a twitch stream.
and you seem to have multiple accounts pff
@@raputha1148 that weren't me lol, I was tabbed out looking at discord
He lives in DC so you never know.
CZcams Algorithm:
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Who gave the Algorithm hands? Do you want an apocalypse
Because that's how you get an apocalypse.
@@BrandonGraham would you rather have a cat with a human face or an algorithm with human hands?
@@m.r.2066 Cat with human face and its not even close
@@ulvschmidt7174 I think that's just called a Sphinx
Cue the peter griffen meme
Low-quality tumbler lock: Exists
LockPickingLawyer: C O M M E N C E T H E J I G G L I N G
Liesmith they're wafer locks, not tumblers
@@rickastley885 JIGGLE
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@@kashiramgautam1182 thank you so much for not disappointing me with that link
@@kashiramgautam1182 it’s been a while... gg
Mike Hunt from Beaver Falls 🤦♂️
Beaver Falls is a real place in PA. Just north of Pittsburgh.
@@JoeCorll Mike Hunt isn’t a real name
@@samgruzinskiy It is perfectly possible for someone to have a name like that.
@@samgruzinskiy There are people named Mike (Michael) Hunt. Think the NFL player who played only 3 years total and in Green Bay (he was forced to medically retire due to a nasty concussion/knee in head that took him down that he never fully recovered from).
@@samgruzinskiy I will call my kid Michael Hunt just to spite you
"We're going to expand this to Michael Hunt"
Can't fool LPL!
"Sopranos reference" HA!
Lmaoo i laughed sooo hard at that one....... wayy more than i shouldve
Can someone explain please? I'm not a native English speaker and jokes are often the hardest part
@@ladripper47874 Say "Mike Hunt" out loud ;)
@@ladripper47874 "Michael" can be shortened to "Mike". If you pronounce "Mike Hunt", it sounds like "My cunt". "Cunt" is slang for a vagina.
Hopefully that helps :3
WARNING: May contain spicy humor
Things which do not exist:
Unicorns
Leprechauns
*Enough* rosemary.
"I have no idea why one would want to secure a weed" OMG fell on the floor with laughter!
It’s a shame these can’t hide my weed securely. I guess I’ll have to stick to my spice cabinet.
Probably that would be the best way to hide weed--put it in a jar in your spice rack and label it 'licorice' or 'cilantro', or 'wildebeast seasoning', or another herb that most people hate. It won't pass the smell test, but it would fool most people. Just be careful if someone cooks for you.. lol
make sure to secure your spice cabinet with a bowley lock
@starshipeleven First off, you'd have to eat a LOT of marijuana to cause any harm beyond possible indigestion. Probably way more than you could easily disguise in your spice rack, even if you ran a commercial kitchen. Turns out the active ingredients aren't very soluble except when heated. And if cooking with MJ, you normally have to use some oil to help carry them. 2nd, this was meant for people that don't have kids that are prone to eat a jar of spices. Probably safer from kids hidden in your spice rack than just having it in a drawer somewhere anyway. 3rd, this was meant as humor. Sorry if it offended in any way.
That seems rather counterproductive given the nature of lawns
@starshipeleven _it's the spice melange_
Yes everyone, he is a dad, he mentioned in an ar15 lock video where he picked it with Lego that he borrowed said Lego from his very young son. I think he said his kid was 3 at the time?
Edit: the video I am speaking of is video 1024
thank you for returning to cite source
After looking at video 1024 he said his son was 8 and not 3 but thank you in the first place
Edit:spelling
Lol its not the kid it's the quality of his jokes that have put him in dad territory
Three is just the number eight cut in half
I was half expecting the herbs to change places, looks so much like a magic trick
"Why would someone want to lock up their herb?" Id say these guys live with roommates.
"Why hide weed?" Pulls up dill weed. Ah, I'm now sure that he's a dad.
cmon dad... we all know savory is the best herb.
We get such golden content and it's not even the 1st of April, how truly blessed we viewers are.
I must admit I still go take a gander at his wife's beaver occasionally, quite an amusing video
“Are you going to Scarsboro fair? Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme”.
Remember me to one who lives there. She once was a true love of mine.
Such a good song
Puff the Magic Dragon
@@trottx no
WTAF? How do you get "Scarsboro" from Scarborough? If I were you, I'd blame it on autocorrect...
You can hear the smile on his face when he’s storing his “favourite herb”
Internet: Wahoo, another LPL video where he picks a lock in under 30s!
LPL: Picks 2 locks in 15 seconds.
In under 10seconds
The deadpan delivery is absolutely gold
"Any other low value cooking ingredient"
And how would we secure our high value cooking ingredients, such as cocaine ?
"Michael Hunt from Beaver"
10/10 content.
exactly what i want from my lawyer "why would my client hide weed" -takes out dill weed
He’s probably a well respected title attorney.
I love how he keeps it G rated, safe for all eyes, including little ones that might happen upon his video.
Yeah, we need more entertainment like this!
But he doesn’t forget to add humor for the older folks. I appreciate this guys work a lot.
Assuming said little ones don't stray into the comments. 😁
The play on words while picking a lock that looks like a dictionary is pure genius
An amazing lockpicker and a lawyer that knows how to create reasonable doubt for his clients. You sir are a true professional.
My mate says he stores his grass in his. Some people are just mad SMH
Buffalo or Kikuyu?
Maybe he can't leave it outside because his housing association has people come to mow the lawns every couple of weeks?
He must have a lot of those safes. But why doesn't he just make a compost pile where he can throw it after cutting his lawn?
Why do people never learn that if you dry grass you get hay?
He got tired of telling people to get of his lawn!
When it said “safes” I was hoping it was a mistake and he meant “safe” considering the length of the video. Nope 😳 he picked 2 safes in like 1 minute.
More like 20 seconds ^^
If you want to get scared and have a regular cheapish lock on your home, try picking it with a wave rake. I raked my front door locks in about 25 seconds barely knowing what I was doing.
Those locks are so poorly made that you can basically take a nail clipper knife and wiggle them open.
More like 3 seconds each
You must be new here
You completely missed the opportunity for a Simon & Garfunkle reference, but the pun game was ON POINT. Bravo.
Thank you LPL. This video has made my day.
I love this.
the herbs he is talking about is obviously the secret spices of KFC
The Spice! He knows of the Spice!
Now that would be some chicken
Who else cant stop laughing as LPL talks about his bewilderment with hiding weeds and herbs?
Like his other videos of him picking his wife's beaver and then unlocking his wife's backdoor.
LPL has great narrations with his vids!
@@craigh5236 his ex-girlfriend's backdoor, actually
Guys you do know he is taking the piss right ? Lmao
that's just the bottle tho, we can't be really sure if the inside isn't marijuana
"Knock knock!."
"Who's there?"
"LPL. Is the door locked?"
"Stop yankin' my chain, LPL, you're sage enough to know you can just cumin..."
I see what you did there.
It was amazing.
@@christmascat8076 Yes. It was mint.
@@charlieinsingapore this is your thyme to shine, my dude
I think of LPL is asking you if the door is locked, he already picked it and is waiting for your response. Lol
lpl can pick the lock so easily he does it subconsciously and doesn't know whether it was locked or not so has to ask
The sarcasm emanating from this video is a sight to behold.
I suppose you could say these would be worth it if you had the thyme.
That's punny!
I just thank LPL for his sage advice.
Good one ;)
Say it like Mike Tyson.
@Writer B.L. Alley: 😂🤣👍
Weed Picking Lawyer
Weed Locking Layer
🤣🤣🤣
@@viktor.ozerov LockPickingToker
@@viktor.ozerov weed locking judge, jury and executionner
Lol
Thank you for the great weed suggestion.
It took me a while but I found a local supplier for Dill Weed, but now I am a huge fan.
You just helped me get into a lockbox I'd lost the key to without having to drill! THANK YOU!
Had to check the calendar. Feels like April for some reason
Cops running a search warrant: Can’t find the spices anywhere but it is weird that this guy only owns one book, and it’s a dictionary.
"i have no idea why someone would want to secure A weed"
The witticisms! That was beautiful. Thank you, LPL!
"This my library"
"Cool library"
"I use it to hide my spices"
" Coo- Wait what?!?"
hilarious
I legit would. If you have annoying flatmates who keep using your expensive ceylon cinnamon and pretends they aren't, these would be so damn great despite how quickly they can be lockpicked
Someone must really like dictionaries if they have a library full of them! That might make someone a little suspicious after awhile.
@@ethanpoole3443 That's why I think we need these with cookbook covers!
If I still had one of the fake dictionaries, I think I'd put a real paperback dictionary in it, lock it up, and leave it where someone could find it.
In high school I bought one of these to hide my weed in, when my mom came into my room the first day I had it she saw I had a new book on my shelf. She asked why did I buy a dictionary when I had a smartphone with a dictoray on it for nothing. She reached for the book and imeadatly found my weed. Morale of the story, if you're in high school this won't hide your weed
False bottom bottles man. That or an alarm clock.
@@lolallday08 I've got my own house now, only have to hide my weed from the Fuzz. The alarm clock is actually a great idea though
Coward. Just eat the book next time to stop her from opening it
@@Flarflenugen smoke all the weed before anyone finds it
And the comments! Thank you, everyone, you made my day.
The humor alone is worth the price of subscription.
I think you got the type of weed wrong, these are obviously meant for keeping your collection of garden waste/compost inside
that makes a lot of sense
I have one of these in my car for my shrubbery as well.
the best comedic straight man on the CZcams, bar none!
"This old Toni" Is a good one on that, too. Check his vids.
its called dead pan humor, some of the best kind. Watch the movie Airplane and less favorite the naked gun series of movies.
Liked the Christofers comments. BOTH of them.
Hey, he hasn't been disbarred!
Regardless of what these things are containing, I think the security of these safes is intended to be provided by the dictionary disguise rather than the lock strength. Those are clearly pretty Mulch locks, but there's also relatively little reason for anyone old enough to have lockpicking skills to pick up a dictionary, especially in the internet age.
Oh man that was awesome. I never thought that the bookcase at the library could be hiding cooking ingredients in their dictionary section.
Picked them in no thyme.
Very Good. Have a Gold Star. ⭐
Very clever
Good ol' Michael Hunt.
I didn't even realise until I read your comment
I went to high school with a Michael Hunt. Who cares, Bob, you chowder-head.
Mike Unt
I didn't know he moved to Beaverton.
I went with Porky's before the Sopranos
"I don't know why anyone would want to lock up a weed" has to be your best joke ever!
"Low valued" what!!! My culinary seasoning is extremely expensive.
ok, my suspicion based on the shoes I saw so far is confirmed after hearing the weed joke: LPL is a total dad. nothing wrong about it.. its just adorable.
Another CZcamsr’s life ruined by weed and herbs
Where did LPL go wrong
Hey man, everyone has their vices
@@lazyer0511 Everyone has their spices?
he can lockpick and he can cook , it is something that this man can't do ?
@@agustinmartinez9798 he can't hide ice cream from Mrs. LPL
Thank you for taking the thyme to do this video.
Very well played sir! Thanks for the pick and laugh
Your double-entendre delivery is more dry than a smoker's cough. Awesomely done! :-D
Do you think you could use these to store coke? Or perhaps a can of pepsi?
I am wondering if you could stash an 8-ball in there.. it looks a little too shallow, at least for a regulation billiards set
maybe amd? or intel processors?
Would leaving a powdery substance in those boxes be alright? I'd like to have my flour more accessible.
@@lazyer0511 Weevils will steal it. those little monsters will empty you out in a hurry
Of hard liquor?
I bought one of these ~20 years ago when I was an easily-impressed 8 year old. 2-3 months later, I lost the key and couldn't get to the $16 in change that I had put in it for "safe keeping". I knew lock picking was a thing, so I grabbed a paper clip, bent out the arm, and proceeded to jam it in the key hole while twisting the lock with some kind of little plastic piece from a toy (maybe a broken hand from a Lego dude).
It took me twenty minutes of furious jiggling, but I managed to open it. I felt really clever at first. Then, it dawned on me that maybe this thing wasn't so secure...
Thanks for the blast from the past!
I absolutely love the idea of keeping lockpicks on a keychain!
Imagine getting a weed book safe from """Mike Hunt"""
I have one of these, to be honest you could probably just bend it open with your bare hands but if you have a bookshelf its the disguise that makes it a decent safe.
I stored some valuables in one of these.
Unfortunately I got robbed by a book worm.
Or just walk away with the "dictionary" and open it with power tools at your leisure. If it's not bolted down, the lock doesn't matter.
Even the disguise is terrible.
First place I go is the bookshelf...
Thank you!
This is the perfect lock if you are into baking
Published 45 seconds ago: The lock has already been picked.
I just really hope Gorden Ramsey didn't watch this video next time he comes to rob me.
Next time?
@@dolphingamer7661 ; )
@Tophat cat then just have McDonalds around the house
Oh I love your videos so much. I really liked your April Fools one this year. Thank you for always making tough things look easy and for calmly walking us through the process.
I really enjoyed the tongue-in-cheek humor in this one.
"you can hide your weed in there" is an old SNL reference.
The comedic genius of this man
Nice to see I'm not the only one from northwest P.A. watching some locks get picked.
This is like one of the best dad joke I've heard in awhile.
First thing that comes to my mind is when Beavis calls Butthead a dill weed.
LPL is prob old enough to have seen those back in the day MTV was still a thing.
Dillhole 👽
Wow, I've never seen someone so masterfully say "You know as a lawyer I'm duty bound to report crimes, right?" Without using any of those words.
Eh, what's to report? Someone with a clearly fake name sent a parcel from somewhere that may or may not be where they live/work with some tryhard drug jokes in it to try and embarrass LPL on stream.
Er... Actually, as a lawyer he is duty bound to maintain his client's confidentiality. I don't know if you can hire him for the price of a hidden lock box though.
@@Kineth1 random people sending him mail aren't clients, and without a lawyer-client relationship he could get disbarred for not reporting crimes he's aware of. Of course, the way he handled it shows there's a lot of wiggle room and room for interpretation, and minor things like this aren't likely to result in any punitive action. Still, it's better not to admit crimes to an agent of the court.
One of many reasons I love your videos is your dadliness XD
Old SNL - Rob Schneider - "You put your weed in there.."
"Honey, can you look up what 'weed' means for me?" "Yes my love, let me grab my dictionary."
I had one of these. The easiest way is to push on the metal, it doesnt damage it and its easy to open
The sarcasm in this episode is top notch!
My weed cooking ingredient used in brownies costs over $250 an ounce. I need a better book!
Kind of sounds like it would be high time to grow your own. It's chili, isn't it? There are fancy grow lamps and mini grow tents for those things, and even "bonsai" chili guides. Keep in mind that spicier isn't always better because then you might just as well pour pepper spray into your cake batter. Finding flavour profiles you enjoy is more important. For instance Ají Panca is a fairly nice smokey flavoured sweet and mild one, The Devil’s Tongue is a very spicy one but still nice, and so on.
@@Call-me-Al Yeah, chili. That's what we'll call it.
@@MurkyWaters677 I'm exploiting innuendo to advocate for chili growing :D It's a fun and satisfying hobby. And "bonsai" (not true bonsai) versions of both are a thing, and I really can't rave enough about how damn cool chili "bonsai" look. Like a Bolivian rainbow chili bonsai plant is absolutely stunning.
Edit: and if you haven't tried chili with your chocolate yet, definitely give it a shot. Moist brownies with a nice chili kick is great.