Skyrim - Honor and Revenge
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- čas přidán 28. 06. 2024
- (77) The Silver Hands just made the biggest mistake of their lives. Aside from the initial mistake of choosing to hunt werewolves, of course.
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Somehow Duraz survived
*Thankfully Duraz survived. Orc dommy mommy
Da Orkz iz more rezilience than u think umie
Wagh
"Somehow, Duraz returned"
New head-canon: Zach and Mike are time travelling isekai protagonists.
He failed to defuse the bomb on the train at McCarren and got blown into the cart at Helgen.
Pretty sure that's just canon.
They got the best isekai cheat skill: CHIM Control.
Wait until the end of the video.
Nah if that was true then they'd be followed around by a bunch of women for no reason!
I love that they pointed out that the companions easily could have stopped giving people the gift of werewolf powers
Cept its mostly Kodlak who changed his mind these last years. The rest have all drank the koolaid
@@MagikarpBeast Yeah I was about to say they mostly stopped because of Kodlak but Skor and Aela think it's a power worth sharing (And frankly it is) but the gift wasn't really given out till you joined and were a great enough warrior to earn it.
Go werewolf.
In the heart of whiterun.
During midday.
Do I need to explain why that's a bad idea?
4:55 Zach's been locked out of going to Sovngarde for being an Imperial. Upon death anyway. He is allowed to go there while he is still alive and even sit at the throne of Shor.
Being imperial doesn't preclude you from Sovngarde; you just have to be Nord and die in honorable combat. Probably part of the reason there are so many Nords in the Imperial Army is so they can have a better chance at that second part.
@@hrodga There's *supposed* to be Nords in the Imperial Legion for this war but Bethesda decided to only have Imperial men and women with clear Imperial accents. Despite countless mention of Nord and other races joining as loyalists to the Empire. (The only ones you can find are Legate Rikke and Hadvar who are scripted characters.) Anyway, yeah, lore wise there are Nords in the Legion. But I don't think it has much to do with Sovngarde.
Also, Zach's RACE is Imperial. He's Cyrodillic. Not a Nord. And we know other races can't ascend to Sovngarde because of the Ebony Warrior. A Redguard who wants to go there when he dies. If you kill him, he's nowhere to be found in Sovngarde.
I don't know if someone's like half Nord if they can still get in or not. That aspect's not well explained.
@@walnzell9328 I suppose that ultimately, it's up to Shor.
I think the main reason Zach's not making it into Sovngarde is because he's not a Nord, not because he's a magic blacksmith.
On top of Zach being an Imperial, Akatosh is gonna yoink his soul as soon as he dies so no Sovngarde for him
I can barely stop myself from giggling at the thought that they found the were-horse.
I wonder if the "horse" was a bit of a commentary or satire by one of the dungeon designers on how all of the Companion's Quests are fairly repetitive or similar.
"Look The Silverhand kept beating this dead horse!" 😂
In today's episode Mike and ZAUACH get head from multiple hagravens
"I only hire union companions!"
My respect for Zach has gone up even further.
Vilkis: What were you doing?
Kodlak's bidding
Vilkis: "Well I hope it was important!"
*YEAH CAUSE THE BOSS SENT ME OUT, don't make this my issue!*
She just had to thaw out from all the ice spikes.
Malacath decided Duraz's death was a fluke. Didn't even make a Durazarine a thousand years later like Azura did with Nerevar. He just resurrected her.
If I’m not watching fallout Zach and Mike, I’m watching Skyrim Zach and Mike. Glad the series is still getting updated even tho I’ve only started binge watching it like 3 days ago.
I do not know if the Hagraven is alive or dead until i look inside this bag
"Do you like my pretty tower?"
SHUT UP
20:25 Wait, you walked right by that enemy!
Zach's unnatural responses to spriggans negate him getting into sovngarde also ice muscle mommies
would be a plot twist that the silver hands are actually followers of hircine and were told to go out and hunt down werewolves who are also followers of hircine
It's funny to me that I become a werewolf for the disease immunity and forget that I can wolf out in any encounter
17:20 with the power of CHIM and dragon breaks anything and everything is possible and happening simultaneously!
Mike: Who was this guy
Zach: Random bandit
Me: No that’s the companions newest member who just joined whilst you were out running errands for Kodlak, his parents gave him the name bandit after where they did the deed.
>”time wizard made map”
>Zach: “Time travel isn’t the weirdest thing to happen around here.”
Wheels of Lull when?
Do you make it to the cloud district very often?
BOSS ZAC' FERGORZ' DAT IN SOVENGARD' DER' IZ WEIRD' BOYZ UP DER'!
DER' IZ WEIRD-NORDZ'....I DON' LIKE'EM, BUT DER' DEY IZ!
I applaud your commitment to the bit.
Always a good day when we get a mikeburnfire Skyrim upload
Zach, those books that have dates for titles are all skill books. Also, this has been a really good episode. You guys are great.
Mike almost certainly already knows this but, on the off chance he doesn't, the ring of hircine lets you transform as much as you want. Tho im 90% sure they already did the quest and grabed the other reward. Though of course console cmds are a thing
Oh man, I did not expect a G.I Joe reference!
Muchas smooches El'conKISStador!
I'm glad I'm not the only one to experience Skjor coming back from the dead.
"Let's act like Orcs are super stupid!"
-Duraz mod author
I hope they do Sanguine's quest soon, they're gonna love the escapades
This is Great ❤
Btw you dont actually have to worry about the hircine stuff because all dragonborn are aspects of akatosh and so after death you will simply return to him
Pork chop sandwiches.
I dont know if you guys will see this but theres a mod called improved telekinesis that allows you to lift and throw npc's and it's pretty fun to use.
yay duraz is back!
"The Companions are but 5000 years old, and in those thousands of years we never payed Taxes, and it is starting to trouble us" ..... Hmmm do they have Lawyers in Skyrim ...
Ah, so Zach is a union man!
Most excellent!
GO JOE!
Excluding the rare usage of portals, the realm can supposedly only be reached by true Nords (and their loyal beasts)[8] who die valiantly in battle, regardless of personality.[9] Others believe those who die dishonorably, even in battle, are denied entry.[10] This excludes those afflicted with Lycanthropy, as Hircine takes them to his Hunting Grounds,[11] those without souls,[12] and those whose bodies were interred deep within Blackreach, as their souls cannot reach the realm.[13] Nords who live lives without combat do not go to Sovngarde according to some,[14] but some exceptions to this supposed rule are known to have occurred: Jurgen Windcaller, who swore a life of pacifism,[15] and Svaknir, who was imprisoned and executed[16] were known to have nevertheless ascended to Sovngarde.[17][18]
Though Nords and Atmorans may go to Sovngarde when they die,[19] is unclear whether or not other races may ascend to the realm. A priest from the Cult of the Ancestor Moth who lived during the Interregnum claimed that mortals decide the destinations of their own souls through the choices they make in life,[20] seemingly absent of race. Giants have occasionally been referenced in the context of going to Sovngarde.[21] Additionally, in a prophetic dream, Fourth Era Harbinger of the Companions Kodlak Whitemane saw all Harbingers who came before him enter Sovngarde, ending at Terrfyg, who took up Lycanthropy.[11] As Terrfyg ruled after them, this would mean that Henantier the Outsider, an elf, and Cirroc the Lofty, a Redguard, went to Sovngarde.[22] Another Redguard, a renowned warrior in the Fourth Era, believed he could go to Sovngarde.[23]
Clever Craft is associated with the Nordic gods Shor,[11][12] and Jhunal.[UOL 3] According to the Nordic tales and traditions, Shor created the realm of Sovngarde with his clever magic in the ancient times, before he faded from their world.[11] Clever Craft was originally practiced in Atmora, and a number of Clever Men arrived in Tamriel with Ysgramor.[13][UOL 1] Clever Craft was used against the Snow Elves during the wars waged by Ysgramor following the Night of Tears. The Harbinger was known to ride a Storm Atronach shaped into the form of a bear conjured for him by his personal Clever Man.[13]
In the ancient times, the clever craft and its practitioners were respected.[7][UOL 2] Some clever men and women were known to became Draugrs.[8]
During the reign of Harald in the First Era, clever men and women were already an uncommon sight in Skyrim's army. They served as battlemages and were distinguished by their great steel staves bearing the dragon masthead that Harald claimed as his sigil. Since then, their presence in the Nordic military has diminished.[14] Scholars debated to what extent and how commonly the Nords employed magic in war. It was theorized that Clever Men and Women assumed advisory roles for rulers far more often than they were seen on the battlefield, but such situations were not unheard of.[2][UOL 2] As of around the Twenty-Third Century of the First Era,[15][16] the practice of clever craft was still so prevalent that entire communities, or clans of the Clever Folk, made their homes throughout Skyrim.[1]
The clever men and women were considered a "dying breed" by the Second Era. They were seen with both admiration and fear.[4] Some of them, such as Old Mjolen, were considered regional legends.[5] Ternion Monks were a monastic order dedicated to the following of the totemic Old Ways, active at that time.[17][18][19]
Although the Nords have forgotten their forefathers' respect for clever craft, it was still considered honorable in the Halls of Valor in the Sovngarde and by the god of trials, Tsun, as of the Fourth Era.[7]
Positive identity.
Hell yeah Batman
If you keep installing PSBoss' replacers you should go whole hog and install Yuriana, I'm sure Zach would approve
Its not time magic guys its chronomancy.
i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
The only decent isekai then
Out of curiosity: If you could get Isekaied, what would be your prefered world be like? Something more Medieval, or something Futuristic?
I'm just imagining that comic where a guy gets isekaid into warhammer the old world.
@@TheAussieBlue WHAT?! Do you have a link to that?!
@@luckyshot2574 sadly no. I found it a few years ago and saved it to my harddrive. I can't find it anywhere and I'm on a phone right now, so yeah.
Sorry.
It was only two pages, more of a joke than anything seripus.
@@luckyshot2574 Sadly no. Im on my phone so i cant look it up.
It was only two pages long, more of a joke than anything.
@@luckyshot2574 sadly no.
Necromancery should be legal in skyrim
Huh. I thought it was pronounced "Eee-seck-eye."
yeah the bouncer would have punted ya out of soverngaurd and into oblivion
Zach don't feel bad about being a blacksmith, seeing as it is a generalized term now and how the game works your a blacksmith, whitesmith, red smith, and green Smith provided I remember my smithing terms correctly oh and your a gold and silver Smith to.
Leave it to Hazard to mispronounce isekai
One of these days Zach is gonna have to go on a trip somewhere where polygamy is legal and marry all the female followers he likes and then come back.
blacksmithing is for weaklings? oh my sweet summer child, do you knwo what happends when someone is waving a heavy forge hamemr around all day every day? they get jacked my dude!
14:05 no he wanted head from the hagraven! he has been without for far to long :P
Several years and Zach still doesn't know how to pronounce "isekai" lol
Fus
Ro
Ha lol Zach got isekai'd