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@@goreobsessed2308 they played all three games it was really fun mike hade played it before but he let zach just do his own choices and did not help out only talked with zach as he played it. There is a playlist in mikeburnfire channel of all the episodes.
It gets more and more funny by the episode that Zach doesn't have the healing hands spell, given that you can get it for free the first time you reach the college of Winterhold. You can also buy it for super cheap from the restoration trainer, or from the court wizard in Whiterun
The best part of being Harbinger of the Companions is you're technically not in charge, meaning you're not outright obligated to do the paperwork so long as someone else offers to do it.
I wish the board of directors saw it that way. I spend the “largest surplus in college history” on things like fire-suppression systems, railings and making sure students don’t die, and somehow *I’M* the bad guy
@@Zach_Hazardas the new leafer of the companions. Are you going to issue a mandatory Anti Rabies vaccination yearly to the members of the inner circle?
Mike there is a reason for the daedric mail armor favoring the left side. Since most people hold the shield with the left hand they would keep their life side forward more. So you'd have more protection while the right side would allow more freedom of movement to swing a weapon
You know, it would've been funny if Zach had used the "GHOST"-Blade against the Companion Ghosts in Ysgramor's Tomb. An ethereal weapon against ethereal beings would quite make sense to me.
"Hey, Aela..." "Yes, Harbinger." "I was just wonder if we had gotten that shipment of mead fr- *THENEWHARBINGEROFTHECOMPANIONSSAYSWHAT?* " "What?" -Zach then leaps through the nearest window and is never seen in Whiterun again
if you dont want to accidentally hitting friendlies in combat i highly recommend you get the mod simple offence suppression mod. as well as the mod's requiring it so you can toggle them on/off without going to the mcm menu. on a side note CONGRATULATIONS ON THE PROMOTION ZACH! good luck being the new leader of the companions.
@@Zach_Hazard forgot to mention this as long as friendly fire is turned off you wont be able to provoke or damage none combatant npc's, who aren't in combat until you turn friendly fire on.
Did this story on my first playthrough just a couple years ago. Hits pretty hard when not taken as a comedy. As it is, love seeing you guys playing it in your own way
Kodlak dreaming of Zach is pretty reasonable considering he had at most three gods backing him for a huge fight against another god in the future the second he woke up on that carriage.
At some point during some of the random quests, both Vilcus and Farkas will ask to visit the tomb to be cured. While Aela will actually have you find totems that, when activated, the grant additional skills to the player in werewolf form.
Wuuthrad does additional damage to all elves. Extra damage is done to orcs with Wuuthrad, meaning the orcs are confirmed to be elves. They are called the OrsiMER for a reason.
Inside the game are two Mikes. M'aiq the Liar tells the truth occasionally and Mike the Mage tells lies occasionally. Which of them do you speak to to get correct directions to Solitude?
Kodlak at the end of the questline: "You see only me because your heart knows only me as the Companion's leader." Eorlund at the start of the questline: "Well, I'm not sure how they've managed it, but they have. No leaders since Ysgramor." This questline is a mess.
15:25 a 2380? According to the internet that would be a DoD medical form "statement of history regarding sleepwalking". Zach, do you have a history of sleepwalking? Please fill out this 2380 in triplicate for me.
Do you know why the weapon deals more damage to elves other than "racism axe"? Because the story behind it is... Well it shows why it deals more and why nords donr trust elves.
I never liked the troupe of "You've worked here for a whole week?! You officially outrank every one here, congratulations". I have a save file where I'm the leader of about five different factions, I ignore all of them and no one cares. It's weird.
Would love to see you guide Zach through the dragon age games, just for his reaction to the party banter alone! 😂
That would be amazing it would be like the mass effect series they played a few years back
Human Noble Zach, just wanting to let his brother take over the kingdom so he can be a blacksmith, only to end up on a quest to save the world
I would love to see Zach play through origins!
@The_Swedish_Knight huh didn't know they did mass effect might need to go watch it
@@goreobsessed2308 they played all three games it was really fun mike hade played it before but he let zach just do his own choices and did not help out only talked with zach as he played it. There is a playlist in mikeburnfire channel of all the episodes.
“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, we bury this bonehead in the earths crust” -Zach, if I recall correctly
"There's never any parking by Ysgramor's Tomb" had me in stitches. Never change, you two.
It gets more and more funny by the episode that Zach doesn't have the healing hands spell, given that you can get it for free the first time you reach the college of Winterhold. You can also buy it for super cheap from the restoration trainer, or from the court wizard in Whiterun
Zach congrats on the promotion
Anyway
*slaps companions tax documents*
So yeah the finances aren’t doing too great, gotta lot of restructuring to do.
Nooooooooooooooooo I hate taxes
@Zach_Hazard, so do I
The best part of being Harbinger of the Companions is you're technically not in charge, meaning you're not outright obligated to do the paperwork so long as someone else offers to do it.
@@walnzell9328let’s be real no one else is willing to do it so it reverts back to Zach.
Harbinger is a pretty hands-off position so he'll do alright
"We are the Harbinger of your destruction" -Zach following his promotion, probably
*I’m Zach hazard and this is my favourite sword in Skyrim*
The legendary Dragonborn and his Housecarl Mike the Mage
No! It's Zach the toilet salesman. Mike the magician. And hope the king of spain.
@@TacPhoenix can't be, this is the past toilets and their salesmen don't exist quite yet
@@dr.bright6272 Don't forget Mike's patented time machine my friend.
@@TacPhoenix oh, they must've figured out how to go back further than a few days
@@dr.bright6272 exactly
19:10 I disagree, so far no member of the college has died during your management, that immidiatly makes you way better than the previous arch mage.
I wish the board of directors saw it that way. I spend the “largest surplus in college history” on things like fire-suppression systems, railings and making sure students don’t die, and somehow *I’M* the bad guy
@@Zach_Hazard as an arcane practitioner, your diligence for health and safety is commendable.
@@Zach_Hazard They're board directors aka cheapskates by nature.
@@Zach_Hazardas the new leafer of the companions. Are you going to issue a mandatory Anti Rabies vaccination yearly to the members of the inner circle?
If spiders were 5 feet tall and had fangs large enough to pierce human flesh I would be much more concerned about them as well lol
I mean, most of them are only missing that first qualifier...
Just sayin'
Mike that Jenessa bit killed me with that edititng! Bravo!
Mike there is a reason for the daedric mail armor favoring the left side. Since most people hold the shield with the left hand they would keep their life side forward more. So you'd have more protection while the right side would allow more freedom of movement to swing a weapon
Don't worry, being the Harbinger is just an advisory role
Unfortunately the new Harbinger will never be around to give them any advise because he's too busy doing jobs
Zach has found out about proper medieval wepons theres some good mods that add those kind of swords
The editing for this episode is really good! I laughed at the Jenessa bit.
You know, it would've been funny if Zach had used the "GHOST"-Blade against the Companion Ghosts in Ysgramor's Tomb. An ethereal weapon against ethereal beings would quite make sense to me.
"Hey, Aela..."
"Yes, Harbinger."
"I was just wonder if we had gotten that shipment of mead fr- *THENEWHARBINGEROFTHECOMPANIONSSAYSWHAT?* "
"What?"
-Zach then leaps through the nearest window and is never seen in Whiterun again
if you dont want to accidentally hitting friendlies in combat i highly recommend you get the mod simple offence suppression mod. as well as the mod's requiring it so you can toggle them on/off without going to the mcm menu. on a side note
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE PROMOTION ZACH! good luck being the new leader of the companions.
This is a good suggestion
@@Zach_Hazard forgot to mention this as long as friendly fire is turned off you wont be able to provoke or damage none combatant npc's, who aren't in combat until you turn friendly fire on.
6:00 I love the editing you did here Mike, thank you for the laughs! 😂
God I remember when you guys started this series like what a year ago.
Did this story on my first playthrough just a couple years ago. Hits pretty hard when not taken as a comedy. As it is, love seeing you guys playing it in your own way
They say inside you are two wolves. Zach killed one of Kodlak's.
Inside of me are two wolves. What decides which one will win? The one that Zach doesn't kill.
"Sigh.. I'll put the kettle on.."
Aww, Mike is a good friend. Even when he's disappointed!
Kodlak dreaming of Zach is pretty reasonable considering he had at most three gods backing him for a huge fight against another god in the future the second he woke up on that carriage.
Damn Zach killed Kodlak‘s fursona. And only THEN did he get to heaven.
Rightfully so
2 vilkas?
DOPPLEGANGER RUN!!!!
Dump Legends run
At some point during some of the random quests, both Vilcus and Farkas will ask to visit the tomb to be cured. While Aela will actually have you find totems that, when activated, the grant additional skills to the player in werewolf form.
What if
You wanted to go to Sovngarde
But Shor said
"No furries allowed" ☝👁👄👁
Wuuthrad does additional damage to all elves. Extra damage is done to orcs with Wuuthrad, meaning the orcs are confirmed to be elves. They are called the OrsiMER for a reason.
The ice cream bit would have been funnier if he was an alteration mage
Inside the game are two Mikes.
M'aiq the Liar tells the truth occasionally and Mike the Mage tells lies occasionally.
Which of them do you speak to to get correct directions to Solitude?
I think Aela got hit in the short-term memory part of her brain.
He will be derranged with how much responsibility he'll gather with each questline
Zach, you became a mage to summon cold ciderr from the fridge, remember?
Kodlak no longer has that dawg in him.
This is Great 👍
Ah yes, Wuuthrad, Racism the Axe
Congrats on getting the racism axe, Zach
3:29 yes, im a necromancer
Mike! I beg, may I know some of the creature mods you use?
Man complains about being tortured while dropping it like it’s hot.
Why would the ancient companions souls be patrolling some tomb? Shouldn’t they be in sovngarde?
Were you asleep during the last couple explanations?
What mod is Hrorir from?
Kodlak at the end of the questline: "You see only me because your heart knows only me as the Companion's leader."
Eorlund at the start of the questline: "Well, I'm not sure how they've managed it, but they have. No leaders since Ysgramor."
This questline is a mess.
Hell yeah Batman
15:25 a 2380? According to the internet that would be a DoD medical form "statement of history regarding sleepwalking".
Zach, do you have a history of sleepwalking? Please fill out this 2380 in triplicate for me.
So are we getting brotherhood or thieves guild next?
I think the thieves guild may have kicked them out
Ah the Racism-Axe quest
Is it powered by racism or does it increase racism?
@@honkhonk5000 Yes. It's a vicious cycle.
@@honkhonk5000 Yes
Do you know why the weapon deals more damage to elves other than "racism axe"?
Because the story behind it is...
Well it shows why it deals more and why nords donr trust elves.
Do you know the background of the weapon that makes the more damage to elves part fit or is this a joke about the weapon I've never heard before?
Some female armor you may like try nocturnal's clothes you have to spawn or mod it in
I never liked the troupe of "You've worked here for a whole week?! You officially outrank every one here, congratulations". I have a save file where I'm the leader of about five different factions, I ignore all of them and no one cares. It's weird.
Do i hear a cat purring at 5:06m???
That's the racoon
1 2 3 not it