Everything is Samuel L. Jackson's Fault
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Here's an idea: If Sam Jackson is in the movie, maybe your kid shouldn't watch it?
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My son is black because of you Samuel L. Jackson!
I'm disappointed that wasn't a line in the video.
Kai Keeper I believe you've cracked the case, Holmes.
Thanks dude. You made my day.
Riley Kard how do you know that they didn't steal his semen?
juffurey Yeah, Nedry could have stole the wrong samples...
"Because you're in shawshank redemption" XD laughed my ass off
+ReZ TRA Thanks for watching!
+Funny Or Die sweat dreams
i am crying tears becaude of that lmfao
I died of laughter there
The sad thing is, I also thought he was in that movie.
"YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH DJANGO?!"
Gets me every time. 🤣
I watched DJANGO as a kid, and many other things I shouldn't have, but my parents had told me about place and times for things.
@@mattw6399 Like what?
My sister had a friend in early elementary school who's favorite movie was Chucky.
What.
@@isweartofuckinggod Nice!
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen Laurence Fishburne in.
I dont think they look alike AT ALL. Then again, i can seperate asian cultures from each other so maybe i'm just generally better..
@@bubeable Autism: Still rolling strong in 2021.
@@Goldie_Hawn_Solo 🤣🤣🤣
@@bubeable a news anchorer actually mistook samuel l jackson for being in a super bowl commercial while it was actually laurence fishburne. That's where this jokes come from
@@Zanoladab No shit?
Because of you, Samuel L. Jackson, my son can't find his supersuit
Wheree is my super suit😕
HONEEEEEY?
You stole this comment from SMAXZO.
Wait a minute...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You let your kid watch Django?"
-Samuel L. Jackson
Yes, yes I did😈
Lmao the white guys face tho when he said that
@jmarks881 Django was a masterpiece of violence
Yes i do! ...
And Hentai to..
He’s correct that was a crazy 😜 movie 🎥 with Samuel Jackson and the cast Django R rating for the Kid 🧒
My daughter saw you in the Avengers and now whenever I ask her if she’s done her chores she replies, “I heard your order, but given that it is a stupid order I have elected to ignore it!”
LOL..
Ok, fair cop tho.
(Points finger out like Captain America) I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s STUPIDASS order
*"But if my picture's on the poster, **_MAAAAYBE_** your kid shouldn't watch it!!!"*
Straight up facts.
True
Okay kids, incredibles isn’t a movie you should watch
So, no kid should watch the Incredibles or Turbo. The latter goes without saying.
@@destroyerblackdragon um, he did said "maybe"
"that wasnt even me! that was Morgan Freeman!" most glorious line Samual L. Jacksons ever
well fuck you anyway jajajajajaja
That really made me laugh out loud.
People confuse Samuel with Lawrence for some reason. Lawrence is stoic and never raises his voice. Samuel is angry in a comedic way.
Are you sure it wasnt Denzel Fishburne?
@@jimijamesjowitt I thought it was Will Washington
*That wasn't even me!*
*That was Morgan Freeman!*
I laughed so hard I got nauseated.
*fuck you anyway*
Nah man, it was Laurence Fishburne
again fucking Samuel L. Jackson Mother F**king fault for being funny!
He also thinks that we live in the matrix and he’s the President of Uganda!
😂😂😂
I blame Samuel L. Jackson for giving me the best childhood ever, thank you Samuel.
Samuel L Jackson actually helped me get over my stutter. After hearing that he cursed so much in the beginning of his career to get through his stutter, I tried and learned how to overcome it
*_Because of you Samuel L. Jackson, my son watches hentai too_*
I didnt read the thank you in that comment 👀
Your son is a man of culture 👍
Finally a comment I can completely comprehend.
It's art.
i was loosing faith to find creativity in this comment section. But you... my friend... are the one.
My son learned the metric system because he saw you in "Pulp Fiction!" Now he runs an import and export business. Thanks, Samuel L. Jackson!
That sounds like a good thing
@@dewaunwarren1 It is!
@@Matthew_Fog Sorry, but no, not for real. It was a joke.
Lol FACTS 💯
In America we use the imperial system. Long live the USA. Best country on earth. ✊🏼🇺🇸
As someone who use to work in a video store.... the amount of times people would get mad at us for letting them show their own kids movies that aren't age appropriate was astounding
Like dude the rating is on the damn box
What is a movie store?
I love how he said "that wasnt even me, it was Morgan Freeman!"
Denzel Washington is just hilarious.
"My nicknames Gator and I smoke Crack"
"You've seen Jungle fever"
"No I just like Crack"
Lmao
Thank you very much for the transcript!
This shit will never get old😆
🤣🤣🤣
Gator was the first Nikka I saw do the Harlem shake. 🤣🤣🤣
" welcome..TO DA TAJMAHAI" 😎😎
He was Nick Fury in Marvel movies so my son cut out his own eye!!!
naaah that's the reason he was born without one eye ;)
but nick fury jr. had his eye torn out he didn't rip it out
Steven Friedman I know his acting was so bad I wanted to poke my eyes too
HAHAHA
LOL
I like that it’s always “Samuel L. Jackson”. No one ever says “Leonardo W. DiCaprio” or “Denzel H. Washington Jr”
@moimoi moi This cracks me up 😂🤣
id be very surprised if someone called Sam L J 'Leonardo DiCaprio'
I think it’s a Screen Actor’s Guild thing, for purposes of differentiation. Like Micheal B. Jordan being credited that way because Micheal Jordan was already a credited actor after Space Jam. There’s probably a lesser-known Samuel Jackson out there somewhere.
Michael J Fox, two completely different types of comedians same middle initial 🤔 Imagine if SLJ had been in Back To The Future as Marty McFly
@@calebsyswerda It's a trade secret that I can't reveal to the public why he has the L just like the B in Michael B. Jordan & the J in Michael J. Fox. Revealing this secret will put my life in jeopardy! 😂🤣😂 No seriously that is funny but it's also true! 😂🤣😂
"my son was attacked by a shark because he saw you in deep blue sea."
I died laughing.
And that's Samuel L Jackson's fault.
Same here dude.
"How's that even my fault?"
Wait, are we sure it’s Samuel L Jackson? Maybe that snot nosed brat was thinking of Mario Van Peebles in Jaws The Revenge or Ernie Hudson in Shark Attack.
*My son scared of saying "what" because of you !*
damn you Samuel L. Jackson!
SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!!
@Olaide Oyetade idk ivr only seen that scene
Nit the movie yet
Not any country I've ever heard of....
Whaskdbdldnslsksnsksbsb.. ......... .. . . .... ....
@@shockfang2239 DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT!?!
Me and my son watched Pulp Fiction and my son is now a retired hitman that believes in miracles!
Rape 😑
+Somebody Say Cake?
At least he didn't become John Travolta's character. A hitman who leaves his own gun on his target's counter while using the bathroom, only to be shot to death by his target with his own gun.
+carultch That was probably Marsellus's gun, he got out to buy donuts and coffee and when Butch entered the house Vincent must have thought that Marsellus is back and that's why he didn't react to the sound of door opening.
JiggSsaw never thought of it like that
+JiggSsaw I don't think Marsellus Wallace, or any other mafia boss would personally show up on a job. He has people like Vincent to do dirty work for him. And he definitely had that attitude back when he was white.
My son tried to rob a fast food restaurant, but his plan was thwarted by an African prince who was only working there to gain the affection of the owner's daughter and the prince's best friend. Thanks, Samuel 😒...
Coming to America XD.
Samuel L. Jackson you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!
My son tried to kill a gorilla in the zoo one time 'cause he saw you in Kong: Skull Island
My son took of his eye because he saw you as nick fury Samuel L Jackson.
*off*
@@davidfallows6153 *Oof*
I believe Nick still has his eye it's just damaged and he can't see with it.
Matheus Portela hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaahhahahahahhahahahahahjajahahahahahha
My son jumped off a building because he saw you in the other guys
"My son was attacked by a shark because he saw you in deep blue sea" WTF xD
Peanut allergy as well
How’s that my problem hhahaha
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“How is that even my fault??”
My dream is to meet Samuel L. Jackson. Tell him im a big fan, and when he says "thank you i appreciate it" I just say "I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING"
Your simon cowell you can do whatever the hell you want lol
And if he says "What?"
You reply "SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU....."
I don't like simon
"You let your kid watch django?" im dead
My son got eaten by a shark because you played in Deep Blue Sea,
How is that my fault? LMAO
Lol
How's that even my fault?! lol
LMFAo
Democrats have to blame someone else. Get real where have you been?
yo pierre doesn't mean he is wrong
"MAYBE, IF I'M ON THE COVER, YOUR KIDS SHOULDN'T WATCH THE MOVIE!!!"
*Disney did not like that*
Winter soldier movie
“This action will have consequences “
Hahahaha, Goodbye Avengers paycheck
@@brandon1234 To be honest, winter soldier is quite a brutal movie for being restricted to what? 12?
@@brandon1234 That’s PG-13. What are you doing letting your kids watch a PG-13 movie?
It’s funny how much of this shit goes on in real life.
Think about this: Probably no one, no person in the world ever, would be in a position to say "F you Samuel L Jackson" and then flip his burger. This scene is so unreal it's fascinating.
This is an accurate representation of modern parents
Harry Oldaker lmao. I get it now
Damned straight!
My mom is like that. I remember in Kindergarten where I was playing with my neighbour friend's toy shotgun. My mom took it away and said that toy guns teaches kids to be violent. She also discouraged me from watching Tom and Jerry for the same reason. Oh lord 😂
My son calls a cheese burger a royale with cheese now because he watched you in Pulp Fiction!
Isn't that a good thing? 😂
@@GinoongVince absolutely! Its such a damn good thing because of Samuel L Jackson!
Me too tbh
Actually it's a quarter pounder with cheese, not a cheeseburger.
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! 😂
the cashier switching from nodding his head to shaking his head when he turns is very subtle lol love it
@0:55 Now we know who he was before working for TVA.
My son gave up being a paid killer & found god because he saw you in Pulp Fiction, Samuel Jackson..
Did he 'walk the Earth', like Cain in Kung Fu?
that's what you called divine intervention
The supernatural powers sent an angel came down and stopped those bullets so basically not only Jules can get a second chance so that they can save that bloke in the car from who knows what marcellus Wallace the mafia boss had planned
Not that much of a stretch.
@@zefanyalt5944 haha miracle acknowledged!
"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman!" LOL!!
"Well... fuck you anyway!"
"My Son is in the hospital for fighting a gorilla at the zoo because you starred in Kong:Skull Island!"
"You let your kid watch Django!?"
Yeah, they let them play GTA V.
And call of duty
@@Cupcom5 "No Russian."
@@wolfrainexxx Wait so you're saying you raise your kids? What kind of modern parent are you?
i have a son which is in prison because he saw you in shawshank redemption
"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman!"
That ain't even me lmao 😂
That's kinda racist, right?
Best bit lmao
Damar Laksono yeah actually
My kid saw Samuel L. Jackson in a Capital One commercial and now has crippling debt.
🤣🤣🤣😎
Best fucking comment!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
We all are
Haha in tears.
My kid saw "Paws of Fury" now he's trying to teach dogs how to wield a katana!
2:10 Actually, in the movie Sphere, he sleeps for 90% of the movie.
My kid watches the Incredibles...and now he can't find his super suit.
SMAXZO Fuck you Samuel L Jackson!
Someone stole your comment and got more likes!
Oh my god, when he said "that wasnt even me, that was morgan freemen"
i just burst out laughin :D
Me too lol!!
best line of this by far xD
That wasn't even me! That was Morgan Freeman!
Laughed so fucking hard.
Is this a series? I need more!
My son thought he could have a purple lightsaber when they don’t make that in this universe.
Even in skits Jackson gives it his all. Guys a fucking legend
My son is now wanted for cyber crimes because you were in The Matrix!
You complete bastard.
"That wasn't even me, that was Laurence Fishburn"
Ey ey... Is lawrence fishburn 😂😂😂
(I know is typo 😁😂)
My child’s playing basketball with cartoons because you were in Space Jam!
@@mactavish2401 It really is Laurence , I know , I was shocked too , when I first found out.
"That wasn't even me that was morgan freemon"🤣
It's been a while since I've seen this video. At 0:05, that's D'Arcy Carden, a.k.a. Janet from The Good Place (but several years before The Good Place).
There's also Pill Boy, the lady from the post office in the Good Place and Glen!!!!
Me: “My son saw Book of Eli, went blind and started roaming an apocalyptic wasteland hunting bandits with a white girl!”
Sam: “That’s DENZEL WASHINGTON!”
Token Black lmao
Did he memorize the Bible also
@@MrSanteeclaus Literally all of it. Like, word for word. In English and in braille.
At least he memorized the Bible
Lmao 😂😆😁
"My kids in prison because of you in Shawshank Redemption. That was Morgan Freeman" I'm dead 😂
I love that actress so much !!! (the first one, the one who played in The Good Place)
I had a friend like that in summer camp. No matter what happened, or who else might have done whatever it was that shouldn't have been done, his was the first name yelled.
We became friends that summer. He was actually a great kid.
My son died when he tried to jump from one building to another like you did in the matrix
SLJ : I'm not Laurence Fishburne !!!
In other guys he actually died from jumping from 7 storeyed building. So it's Ok.
We don’t all look alike!
Damnit you beat me by 4 months!
Damn it you stole my joke, I'm 5 months too late!😆
Aim for the bush
2:17 - _"YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH _*_DJANGO_*_?!!"_
ShiitakeWarrior "who dis ni##@ on that nag!"
My son wears an eyepatch and keeps talking about something called the Avengers Initiative, thanks to you Samuel L. Jackson!
when she flips his donut off the plate LOL
It was a burger bun. Lol.
It's funny (and sad), cuz this is how it is with video games. Parents buy their kids M rated game (GTA for example), and then start whining about the violence etc. Those are the ppl that shouldn't have kids.
***** what an idiot.
XGamingPhunX person at till: your kids eight? you know GTA isn't for eight year olds?
parent: I know I know, but he only knows about the shooting and driving, that's the worse thing about it right?"
really????!?!?!!?
I used to have to sneak to my cousins house and play gta 4. And all we did the whole time was blow all our money in the strip club and then shoot it up after we gone broke.
ironic since samuel l jackson did a voice in GTA San Andreas
GTA was created in my Hometown. So now my mum kills hookers with someone else's car.
"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman" lmao
Wtf ...I read your comment the same time the scene really came
Tanmay that happens more than you think
Ik this is 10 years old but can't believe this still needs to explained to people
Samuel L Jackson is awesome. So many films and yet we never get bored of him on screen. Spirituality is something that we never get bored of because there is always room for growth and potential.
"my nicknames gator and i smoke crack"
"cause of jungle fever?"
"no i i never saw it i just like crack"
_"what?"_
SAY WHAT AGAIN
SAY WHAT AGAIN
At least two actors from “The Good Place” in this...
Three I kept seeing it too, the heaven mail lady, d'arcy, and pillboy
*Man..... Laurence Fishburne is awesome... too bad everybody is blaming him in this sketch.....*
2021 and this is so much more relevant now.
"My son believes we're all living in a matrix because you ain't Laurence Fishburne!"
Rotflol...ty for this!
Well one of my kid is going to become Nick Fury, Thank you Samuel L. Jackson
Congratulations to your son hes gonna be a MUTHAFUCKAN BADASS mhm excuse my language
It means he won't do anything ?
the leader of shield and the one who assembled the avengers ? fucking awesome !
Did he lose an eye? Well, you know who to blame.
Congrat bro , you about to have one eye kid
“Thanks to you, now my son can’t find his super suit!”
Samuel Jackson in high pitch voice: “Follow the yellow brick road.”
Man Janet just yelled at Samuel L Jackson. She’s come a long way from having no emotions
Lol pillboi is here too
prequel to good place, haha
She?
Not a girl
Also, the mail lady in the Good Place.
"you let your child watch django?"
Appropriate reaction
Tarantino would have applauded and called him a “cool parent.”
waaaait...were parents not supposed to do that...?
@@yuutokasane3332 Not when it comes telling others if u did
My old man let me watch Django and The Hateful Eight. I do recommend these movies for the general public
Janet, Doug (The Good Place) and Trudy Judy! (B99) Fun to see people from other shows
I feel like the whole cast of "the good place" are in this sketch
My son got shot in the dong bcause he saw you in hateful eight 😂
"That wasn't even me!" LoL so funny :)
TheMissingSock classic,
I think that was a reference to that interview that confused him with Morgan Freeman and he went off on the guy asking if he thinks all black people look alike.
It was Laurence Fishburne you knucklehead.
It was like 3 years ago...excuse me for not remembering a specific commercial.
Why am I only coming across this now!
1:40 the best line I've heard in a while
'Never saw it, I just like crack'.....Yes.
Lol
1:54 "MY NICKNAME IS GATOR NOT SMOKE CRACK!"
Best line.
YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH DJANGO!?!?!
That's the best ever Morgan Freeman comedy skit played by Donald Glover from Lethal Weapon!!!! That guy is sooooo versatile!!! :)
I should not be watching this 8 years old video and laughing out loud at 2am but... here I am.
IT'S YOUR FAULT, SAMUEL L. JACKSON!
My kid turned to dust because he saw you in Avengers Infinity War
Stolen coment
This is the same comment as the one above you
Dude the og one is just above u lol
Because of KILLER QUEEN, BITES TO DUSTO!!!
"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman" 😂
Knibbsy "well, fuck you anyway"
If this was circulated around as a CZcams ad, I MIGHT just turn off my ad blocker.
Samuel L Jackson deserves to win more Oscars. Glory and Training Day aren’t enough.
Too bad he's been banned from the Oscars for slapping Denzel.
"i have a son who is in prison because you were in shawshank redemption!"
"THAT WASNT EVEN ME IT WAS MORGAN FREEMAN"
2:00
WELL SCREW YOU ANYWAY!!
she said "well, fuck you anyway!"
I wanted them to say well fuck you and Morgan Freeman 🤣 even though I love them both ❤
So fucking awesome.
Glad you like it @flyboykhi - thanks for watching!
***** watch your motheruckin language
+Fly My kid saw the Incredibles, and now he can't stop throwing cold water on police officers because you played Frozone!
+Fly I would love to like that comment but it has 420 likes
7 years later and I finally get the recommendation
That was an Epic video !! I laughed so hard man !! Poor Mr. L. Jackson !!
But he slept in Goodfellas. That's probably why he doesn't sleep in movies anymore...
:)))) fuckin' GOLD one here! Probably he doesn't want to get killed by an insane midget called Joe Pesci once more time! XD
yeah yeah you're always late...even for your own funeral
+Michael Myers - C'mon make that coffee to go. Let's go!
Everyone loves Stacks
Do you sleep in true romance
No "My kid saw Avengers, so he poked his eye out because he wanted to wear an eye patch!". Or was that not him?
I love how you had to question it.
Mike Hawk
I'm horrible with celebrities/actors. I get them mixed up all the time.
I'm pretty sure it was Morgan Freeman.
Mike Hawk ohai
MarioFanaticXV No that was Forest Whitaker
"SEE I CAN BE A MOTHER EFFIN ROLE MODEL" HE SAYS AT THE END AN I LOVED IT I FOUND THAT PART FUNNIER THAN ALL HELL 🥰😍😘🙂😂🤣👍👍..!!
imagine getting paid to hate on samuel l jackson, couldnt do it
He was Officer Tenpenny in GTA San Andreas and now my son is a corrupt drug loving police officer who’s involved in gang crimes!
"you voiced Officer Tenpenny. So its your fault that my kid drives like a strung out junkie and parks the car up trees. Fuck you, Samuel L Jackson!!"
My kid poked his eye out because he saw Samuel L. Jackson with an eye patch on the Avengers!
Aha so true
Hey guys do you know the meaning of this video?
My kid turned black and scary because he saw Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.
My kid joined up with the, "Colonial Penn Life Insurance" plan because of you and your $9.95 a month plan. And he can't be cancelled for any reason with the "price-lock guarantee". Thanks Jason...er..Samuel.
Best part of this is coming back years later after watching it the first time and realising that's Janet from The Good Place 😂
Samuel-"because of jungle fever" Clerk- "nah cause I just like crack."🤣