MEDICAL CONFESSIONS! Doctor Mike Vs. Juanpa Zurita
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- čas přidán 21. 12. 2019
- During my latest LA trip I hit up Juanpa Zurita to collab and I thought of no better game to play than medical confessions! This is a spin on the game true confessions from late-night TV. This one's full of guaranteed laughs!
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I wanted to see Doctor Mike fly...
Akasha Snow saaaame 😂👏🏻
We all wanted it to happen
Same
Me too I think even if he wins he should jump
Akasha Snow yo I should get a prize I’m the 1000th like
Mexicans : we love jumping out of planes
Donald Trump : I will build a net
KaPowpenguin Penguin hahaha this comment is so underrated
*Bruh*
Before or after impeachment?
Jajajajajaja 😂 best comment ever!!!
😂🤣😆😭💀💀
“Who was boiling it?”
Doctor Mike:“Maybe my sister.”
Also him: “I boiled the water ”
Honestly.
hehe
I love how whenever Juanpa asks Mike about his dad, he says “hEs A dOcToR”
*Doktor
@@freeburrito846 Ah yes, the Bahasa Melayu version.
YeÀH hËs Ā dÖkToR
mike's dad is a doc tho...
@@Flakbus154 that's why he's saying it. Because he is. I think they're just pointing out that he said it a lot.
"No dont touch it, thats cheating!"
*"I JUST WANNA SEE IF IT DISLOCATES"*
"I'm gonna MeToo you!"
Lol, this was a great video. Never heard of this kid before but he's funny.
that's why I hate when doctors touch my previously dislocated knee! xD
συγχαρητήρια
🤣
Judith B omg same... like the exact same thing.
Juanpa: "They both look so fake, it's like a cheap movie. "😂😂😂
I was the 460th like LETS GOOO
Describes this video pretty well
My life is a cheap movie
I literally read that right as he said it😂
😂🤣
Juanpa: "bleep that that's cursing in spanish"
Also Juanpa: "AHUEVO CABRONEEEEEES"
No hablo español :)
@@-dusty_butterfly- Then don’t reply
Cabrón is an insult, but... Just like "Idiot" or "Dumbass"... A very mild insult
Que hace Juan Pa Z con Dr. Mike? O sea, Por qué está ahí?
@@-dusty_butterfly-bruh
“who boiled it?”
“my sister”
a few seconds later
“i boiled it for my sister, she was sick”
mike definitely trying to mess him up
juanpa- “so ur a virgin”
mike- “YES”
😂😂😂😂
Is he tho 😂😂😂😂
Mya B OMGGGG
I honestly thought I had heard wrong
@@A.N.Bisoen Virgin to skydiving.
had to go through the comments if he sure did say that
Mike: Nearly drowns
His dad: Chest compressions, Chest compressions, CHEST COMPRESSIONS
Now we know why he's like this
🤣🤣
“I didn’t die” Me: oh reALly?!
If he was a super hero he would be called cessation 😂😂😂😂😊😊
😂
I love how obvious Mike made his ones 🤣
"What's wrong with you?!"
"What's wrong with my Sister?!"
😂😂😂
“Who saved you?”
“My dad…
He’s a doctor”
HAD ME IN TEARSSSSSSSS
"So you were just kissing a lot of people"
"No, just her!"
"Wow, you're one of those."
Time stamp? :)
I read this exactly when they Said this😂😂😂
@@coje1227 14:20 :)
He is rotting innocent dr.mike
“My hunch, my heart as a Mexican kid with a working visa in the United States” 😂😂 I can’t 😂😂
Ye kab ki baat he?
I was Reading this exactly when He Said it😂😂😂
I think he says working *decently 🤷♀️
@@akanksha7028 kya?
@@BumbaySwag I was asking for thumbnail! from the video
As he’s trying to touch the knee “I just want to see if it dislocates” reminds me of the “where does it hurt” before they apply pressure to the pain
"Where does it hurt" reminds me of when I was in elementary school if I had a bruise or scratch on my knee or smth,
"Where does it hurt?"
"My knee,"
"Here's an ice pack! Go back to class sweetie!"
I was hospitalised for something related to my kidney.
The doctor examining me after a couple of days: "Does it still hurt?"
Me: "I think I'm better, doctor"
The doctor: *proceeds to punch me on both sides of my lower back
Turns out I was still hurting.
Juanpa after finding out the truth: THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUS
Juanpa was suspicious about dr mike being Russian.
Russian spy.
Are you working for the bourgeoisie Dr. Mike?!!
Lol even though your profile pic is just your eyes but you look like my friend lol
@@georgiag2685 the birds work for the bourgeoisie
@@bellathegreat2539 Thanks for teaching me how to spell.
"In Russia we take holidays to the ocean
"Was your sister there?"
"No she was at school"
Me: *confusion*
lmao I assume he meant like day trips
But like he said it was near where he lived, and he said they lived near Moscow, but Moscow is basically on the other side of the country of East Siberian Sea, so all you had to do was know geography 😀😀
@@LauraDeFeh he/she meant that
Why is her sister in school in holidays?
So all you need to do is to comprehend the question
LauraDeFeh exactly what I was thinking
@@waitwho4416 well, holidays doesn't necessarily mean school holidays, it can be just a little vacation, and as he was in kindergarten, it's not not uncommon just not to go from time to time if your parents want to tske you somewhere or whatever, his sister, however, was probably already in school, were generally you don't miss a day just because. At least this would be my logic😀
Mike: I'm not afraid of spiders
His old car: oh hell na-
Please, I still remember this 😭
I like how Mike was so suspicious when he said the amount of time he had the elbow cast on 😂
I like how Mike was so suspicious when he said the amount of time he had the elbow cast on 😂
@@Theunicorn2012 why are you just copying peoples comments and then just replying it to them??
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Jaunpa: THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUUUUSSSS
Joy Gonzalez
I found this comment as he said that
Yes
I went looking for this comment 😂
Joy Gonzalez it’s not cactus its THE POWER OF THE CACTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
15:15
Once you realize that Doctor Mike knows his lies better than he knows the true statement, you will easily know when he is lying or not.
Laura R. I think it’s a psychological thing that is often used to detect lies. When somebody puts so much detail into it and you know that you yourself wouldn’t have remembered it that much, it’s probably a lie
@@yanan7801 you psychologist???
Lance The King No but I read it in a scholarly journal a few years ago
@@yanan7801 I had to take quit a few criminal psychology classes and this is one of the things we learned
l am come form China
Doctor Mike: “I missed one week of high school because I punctured my ears with a Q-Tip.”
Me: “Doctor Mike would NEVER!”
Maybe he's so insistent on that advice because he learned it the hard way...
@@TheLostAge maybe.
whispers menacingly into your ear*
*just maybe.*
Dr Mike: talking about his dad ,"He is a doctor" 😂😂😂 every time
No one:
Not a single soul:
Dr. Mike: my dad... he’s a doctor
*h e s h i s o w n d a d*
@@mf4349 Its Steg,
@@youracatalepsy OH MY IRENE IM SCARED NOW
@@mf4349 I'm also scared-
as a daughter of a doctor, we are truly constantly mentioning that
Pluto: im no longer a planet...
RIP 134340...
😭😭
BRO IT WAS FUNNY ASF JUANPA WAS LIKEE "yea pluto is a planet but disney? mickey? pluto? like he rly thought we didnt know"..
F for Pluto ;-;
Its ok. Good dwarf planet.
Ok, I definitely need part 2 of this Medical Confessions
When Juanpa says, “that sister man” I just chocked up laughing
Juanpa: Where did you kiss her??
Doctor mike: *raises eyebrows* on the lips?
Juanpa: correct, sorry. Location?
I DIED
@Doctor mike Sadly, I doubt you are actually My Guy Doctor Mike.. But yeah hello
@Doctor mike if a youtuber comments something, their name is highlighted, your name is not highlighted. Your name is not fully capitalized, his is. Your profile picture is different. My question is why? You are clearly baiting people to think you are him and trying to get their hopes up. Why? What joy do you get from that?
@@basicallystevenuniverse511 well and he legit joined CZcams RIGHT before commenting that.. Like no self hate here, but I reaaaasllly don't think doctor mikes first priority when making a fresh acc, is messaging a random fan back "hello" lol
@@basicallystevenuniverse511 Attention, lol. Why else xD
“I mi
Doctor mikes main excuse: my dad is a doctor
Or... "In Russia/Russian culture."
His every t/f have this his a doctor
But he was
I can relate to that lol (it’s my mom though, she’s a nurse)
nah he blames russia for his fuckery more 😂
I’m proud of you for this! Very informative and genuine, idk what to say but this is easily one of your best videos!
I’m Mexican. I DO NOT a jump out of planes 🤣🤣🤣
no one:
literally not a single soul:
juanpa: tétanos? tétanos? tétanos?
Hakuna matata 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In the beginning I didn't really get that it was a joke, because I'm from Greece and that's how you say it in Greek so I was like why is everyone laughing😂
@@user-jl4qx7fw7g lol, what a small world bro
Im mexican, so i was like, whats wrong? Then i remembered, lol
@@nihalmohammed6674 haha ikr😂
when he said that “he kissed the wrong girl” i thought he had confused the person who he was supposed to kiss and kissed someone else xjsnsksnsj
Do u wanna do that?
I thought the Same 😂
Same girl
same
Sarah I made your likes 1k
Juanpa is very good at this, remembering details and then unexpectedly coming back to them to see if Dr Mike remembers them as well.
laughter is the best medicine. saving this for the next time i think im getting sick. ty
Juanpa's confessions be like: *"I broke my elbow at a party"*
And then there's Doctor Mike like : *"I was thrown off a surfboard and drowned in the sea and found the remains of the Titanic and then a great white shark said wassup"*
I donno y but i found this funny😂😂
XD
😭😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 brooo
𝙾𝚖𝚐 𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Two gorgeous people in one video omg
ikr!
@@Ronaldo-nj9pi gay
Stop using gay as an insult you doofuses.
@@Ronaldo-nj9pi you forgot tl say No Homo.... 😂
@@tanihehe imagine being gay lol. Never me
I love when he says “ well i didnt die…”😂
Need more of this!
No one:
-
Literally not s single soul:
-
Juanpa: THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUUUUS.
🤣🤣🤣
Astrid Macias lol
My favourite sentence from this entire video
That’s cracked me up 😂😂😂
The best thing that he said it with accent like Káktuuus 😂😂
"THE POWER OF THE CACTUS"
Bianca but have you ever thought of drinking the juice? And what will the juice do? Will it quench ya?
CACTOOOOOOS
Best part
@@astronomnom4749 ITS THE QUENCHIEST
Andra Yiu YESSSSSS EL NOPAL EN LA FRENTE WOOO
We need more of these 😂
Great collaboration. We need a part 2
*He cursed in spanish more than twice and he didn’t bleep it XDDD.*
Doctor mike faker
no one:
literally not a single soul:
juanpa: tétanos? tétanos? tétanos?
how will know it not like the doctor speak spanish or anything
"A huevo"!!!
Mi mamá regaña a mi hermano cuando lo oye decirlo jajjjja
@@borealklein-vods4690 “¡Ahuevo, cabrónes!”
Juanpa : “My mother had a Caesarean section when I was born”
Dr.Mike: “were you the one being born” I-😭😭😂
What are lungs
😂😂😂
MJ why did u ask that it has nothin to do with the comment
😂😂
Ah yes the floor is made out of floor
I rewatched this for like hundred times now 😂😂 love it
I love how Juanpa was saying that they censored the curse because he wants to monetize the video, but then he proceeded to say a lot of curses in Spanish. 🤣🤣🤣
Dr Mike: “Can u stand up for a second?”
**reaches toward knee**
Juanpa: “DOn’T tOuCh IT!! THaT’s ILLeGal!!” “I’M GoNnA mE ToO YoU!” 18:20
TheWorldOfTheBelSisters I’m gonna me too you lmao
@@deniseberry2680 i was looking for his comment lmao
@@filahasti8764 same lol
I’m gonna “me too” you 😂😂😂
I was also looking for this hahahahah😂😂😂
Dr. Mike: "In Russia, we take VACATIONS to the sea"
Juanpa: Do you have any brothers?
Dr. Mike: I have a sister
Juanpa: Was she there?
Dr. Mike: "NO, she was in school"
Poor girl, she was going to school WHILE on vacation in the East Siberian Sea LMAO
also he said his lived in a city near Moscow and Moscow is in the west and he said EAST siberian sea. instant red flag
@@meharkulkarni49 yup i was also skeptical there, and he claims they were taking vacations to the sea that only near and Moscow is obvsly too far from the coasts lol
BItcoin Or pat pall. Is that where you send your unemployment
Exactly! Came here to say this.
Also I agreed with DR Mike about the dislocated knee getting better with rest not sounding correct.
He also said his dad was a doctor even though he had already said that
Lol more of this duo 😂. I love his accent and his eyes 💙
OMG I LOVE BOTH OF YOU!!!
I love how Mike was like "My dad's a doctor" and looked at the camera like a model XD
And Juanpa is THEEEE BEST
It's a bad idea telling medical lies to Doctor Mike
It really is 😂
Juanpa: Where?
Mike: *russia*
This was really fun! Great job guys!
Love your videos always laughing 😂.
"If I win, doctor flies. If I lose, it's a tie."
I'm dying 🤣
Best. line. ever.
bruhhh
Best. Best. Best. Best. Line. In. The. World
Lol same
🤣🤣🤣
Dr. Mike...I missed four weeks of high school for kissing a girl..
Juanpa...What did she have.. herpes?
Me...I’m dying..
What's funny?
Mouth herpes is a thing I’m pretty sure
@@alascala1544 yeah it is but you dont get it from kissing but ik not going to explain It to u
Probably got the mono
@@reagansprouse185 but you actually can lol
Two of my favorite CZcamsrs, I can’t handle it!
Im gonna me too you! LOL that made me laugh more than anything has this year. 😅
So uhh... Where's the second vid Mike? Are you scared of the possibility of getting thrown out a plane?
Liked and ignored... That's a lotta damage
Edit- Don't u guys dare like this comment more
@@ayushdeepa1864 lmao 😂
@@ayushdeepa1864 true
@Doctor mike fake
He’s still liking comments months later. Now that’s dedication
" *I once dropped a scalpel inside a patient ... PEEPOOP!!* "
Gaurab Chatterjee imaged the patient seeing this video hahaha
@@michaelscott2990 *peewoop*
Peewhoop *
Poop.. pepoop
..... Peewoop...
Pee poop indeed 🤣
Fue extremadamente INCREÍBLE!
Bring him back on! Easily one of the funniest vieos and one of my favourites on the channel! ❤
Doctor Mike: has medical degree
“PLUTO IS A PLANET”
IT IS A PLANET
Pluto is a planet lol
pluto is a dwarf planet
Le Person joe mama is a dwarf planet
@@Elxgido not how the joke works but ok
"he's a doctor" everytime he's talking about his dad 😭
True that true that
Is that cute or sad?
@@dunnnuu6502 funny
"my dad is a chemist " is my go to when I'm just being a junkie lmao 🤣
Exactly
Please do a video about paradoxical effects with medications and other treatments. Love your videos! ❤
"that sister man-"
LMAO you need to bring this guy back on ur channel.
When Juanpa is asking dr. Mike, he sounds like he’s asking a patient what happened 😂
W
@@ikimiyu IN
I KNOW
hahha
When Juanpa is asking dr. Mike, he sounds like he’s asking a patient what happened 😂
...".I didn't die"
Love that Dr. Mike clarified for us
Yes, I was curious if he made it or not.. but fortunately he cleared that up.
🤣😂
Idk if your being sarcastic but *SOME OF US* actually needed this clarification smh...we were genuinely concerned
well your breathing so I KINDA FIGURED 😤😤😤😤😤
Thank god he mentioned, I thought he died when he was 4
"THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUS" i lost it- 😂😂😂😂😂love that so much
I love your collabs so much
Juanpa: “who saved you”
Mike: “ my dad”
Also mike: “HeS a DoCTor”
ooo he watches shapiro too
I know right makes no sense lol
"If I win, doctor flies". 😂🤣😂
LOL😂
😂
hehe he hee
my mind went. plague doctors- their mask looked like a bird thing. they are both doctors- this is gonna somehow be connected. yes. flyyyy!!!!
@@Bianca-vw1we Micheal Jackson?-
I love this duo🤣
only at 1.05 and already laughing :D some people vibe so easily!
Dr. Mike: "I had a fishhook stuck in my neck"
Juampa: "How?"
Dr. Mike: "Well, I was in Russia..."
Me: "Of course..."
... Lol...
*i n m o t h e r r u s s i a . . .*
В Саранске, прошу заметить
х2
In Soviet Russia, fishhook fishes YOU.
😂😂
“You let a 5 year old boil water” ends up being real lmaaaaao
Doctor Mike: I don’t clean my ears at night. That’s weird. Serial killer stuff.
Me who cleans ears at night: oh no!🤣
Also, I am watching this on Halloween
This made me laugh so much
Juanpa: THE POWER OF THE CACTUS 🌵😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way he said cuctooos was so cute😂
I died haha
I literally cackled so hard hahahahaha
sounds like something Sokka would say
That just reminds me of mescaline or San Pedro
"was building castles, and the wave sucked me in"
"Who saved you"
"my dad, he's a doctor"
I take it he was also part Atlantian
"I win doctor flies,i lose it's a tie"🤣
6 minutes in and I'm thinking this kid had such an adventurously imaginative year at 7 years old 🤣
"Dont touch it, that's illegal" LMAO
Yo u got a like from dr. Mike
Wow
@@sparklelistz And that's my biggest achievement :D
Dr. Mike is such a terrible liar. I mean, as should all doctors be.
True
@Doctor mike Bro stfu
dude not all doctors should be terrible liars :/
“THE POWER OF THE CACTOOS” that was so cute and funny 😭
I love when he said “the power or the cactus”!!
No one:
No one at all:
Doctor Mike: My dad. He’s a doctor.
Sorry I didn’t scan through the 3500+ comments to make sure I had a different thought than anybody else.
It’s not though. The second comment on my screen is about a cactus. I just looked and I scrolled through about 20 comments. There was 1 about his dad being a doctor. :)
@Elsa Peach actually the other post was the person who stole from this post this post was made 4 days before the other one
@@katieguinan2617 that other person should've checked the time the post was made and not assume you copied when you didnt
Elsa Peach a lot of people thought about that so
I absolutely love how juanpa cursed like 25% of the vid in Spanish and doctor mike didn’t realize what he was saying 😂
Lol I didn't know that Lol that's hilarious
I absolutely love how juanpa cursed like 25% of the vid in Spanish and doctor mike didn’t realize what he was saying😂
My all time favorite quote: "THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUUUUS!!"
Juanpa is so good at this 😂😂 Mike obviously isn’t cause he’s a doctor. I could tell whenever he was lying
Juanpa: who saved you?
Mike: my dad
Juanpa: talking
Mike out of nowhere: My dad's a doctor!!
He also said at 7:59 "I didn't die" yeah obviously you didn't die.
@@toriford5292 pretty sure he was talking about his heart stopping not actually you know, dying
😅😂🤣😆
Juanpa: who saved you?
Mike: my dad
Juanpa: talking
Mike out of nowhere: My dad's a doctor!!
- WHERE DID YOU KISS HER?
- LIKE ON THE LIPS 😂
- CORRECT SORRY, LOCATION HAHAHAHAHAHA
I DIED ROTFL
When?
Nvm found it, 13:55
“I don’t clean my ears at night that’s like serial killer stuff” *ME WHO SOMETIMES CLEANS THEM AT NIGHT:* 👁👄👁
All of doctor mikes excuses: My dad is a doctor
I bursted out laughing when Juanpa shouted "The POWER of the CACTUS"
Me to
When?
@Covers By Kamille some ppl don’t catch it
Kaktoos
Saaameee and went straight searching for a comment mentioning this 😂😂
“I was bleeding but it wasn’t like huuuaaaaah”
- Juanpa Zurita, 2020
2019, but close. Late December.
mike really said “i didn’t die” like it wasn’t obvious😂