No One Is Qualified To Teach Middle School. Ryan Erwin
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- čas přidán 4. 06. 2021
- No one is qualified to be a middle school teacher, least of all Ryan Erwin, or at least thats what he thinks in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's jokes about crying in public or jokes about how fame can save your life this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Ryan Erwin is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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This guy was one of my teachers between 7th-9th grade, its weird seeing him do comedy now cause this doesnt seem far off of just how he taught his classes
Prove it
"They're dumb but they provide me with so much material" like you could create a whole subgenre of comedy that is just middle school teachers standing on stage telling stories about the classroom
Haha! I would watch that.
Now that you mention that, I think my friend who's a middle school math teacher should go on dry bar comedy!
Bored teacher comedy on CZcams!!!
"You are allowed to love dumb things. People loved _Twilight_ ...." He had me as a fan at that line!
I'm 48 and love , love, love the entire Twilight series. And the Harry Potter series
@@aprilsilvers381, you most likely didn't end a stable relationship "because he wasn't like Edward" either. That is the entire reason for the joke.. the hypocrisy of "feminists" who love the series.
Aaaaaaa me too!!!!
@@aprilsilvers381elderly cringe
As a middle school teacher, I really appreciate this guy putting a funny twist on the chaotic absurdity that is any given day with adolescents!
"Husky Ladies' Group Chat" I'm laughing so hard I almost passed out!
I’m not a theater kid but I would’ve taken theater just for this teacher😂😂
I did in 7th grade, he turned me into a theatre teacher
@@harpermacreedy4167 Thank you for spelling theatre correctly.
He was a pretty good teacher!
Never had him but went to the school he teaches at. He’s wonderful.
If my teacher called me a bean pouch of diarrhea that would be my favorite teacher
Lol yes.
Looop
“You befriend the two huskiest ladies” THE FACT THAT I IMMEDIATELY KNEW WHO HE WAS TALKING ABOUT 💀
I sub in a middle school. It's a society that you don't want to touch with a ten foot pole. 😅
School Bus driver here... she's right. Middle schoolers are 😈 evil. Where else, can you work as an adult, and be judged for anything that you do, besides going to your parents house?
Anyone who did not block it out probably remembers, if only as a vague memory of perpetual existential dread and angst.
I remember my first day, and thinking "everyone here is awful!"
Good say
Thank God some people can handle them. Some of them actually like middle schoolers!!
Lol I worked in the middle school system, in the gym.....a.k.a prison yard!!!!!! It was an amazing experience! Drama everyday! 60 in a class......it was like herding cats.....but we ran a tight ship and shut it down fast when the evil reared it's ugly middle school hormones!!!!!!! I used my whistle a lot!
Honest, vulnerable, endearing and hilarious.
I bet he has been thru some tough stuff. I adore him
His description of kids at the dance 😂😂😂
This guy seems like such a cool teacher
My 1st thought
Kudos!
Just hope his gayness doesn't rub off onto all the kids...
@@jjhack3r Really?? 🙄
@@jessicawinchester7184
Just hope all his gayness doesn't rub off onto the kids.
I kept thinking he was saying "my feeder babies" vs. " my theater babies"
Oh I was wondering what that even meant, thanks
His timing is impeccable
I taught history in middle school, and once while showing a clip from an older black and white movie (The John Wayne Alamo) a student asked me was that back when the world was in black and white.....
This is so accurate (“husky lady” & middle school teach here) 🤣😂 Bless him.
It’s people like him who shake the world by bringing joy. Any of y’all judging his comedy for looks, an outfit, a voice, or a lifestyle should be ashamed. I’m a Christian, and I may not agree with him, but I refuse to degrade a human based on superficial qualities or make fun of him.
Good say
You said it right, Victoria Grace!
Off course victoria
Virtue signal - ✔️
As a parent, I have to say Middle School was way better than High School on our side. So if you're a suffering Middle School teacher, rest assured the revenge is coming. 😂
Fantastically Funny!!!! Very Talented!!!
He is probably an awesome teacher 🤣
He was
"The whole time thinking that potato salad looks good!" I am in actual tears!!! Loved this!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
The maternity shirt he is wearing, the best part!
Loved this dudes set! Hopefully y’all post more of his stuff
I've worked at a school district for going on 19 years. My 2nd year in the district, I worked in a middle school as campus security. Middle school kids are a nightmare. They're not little kids and they're not teenagers. There is a lot of drama and they tend to scream at a high decibel level for no reason. One year was enough so then I went to work another 16 year's as campus security in various high schools. There was some good and some bad. In my 18th year, I went back to a middle school for one year as campus security. By that time, they were letting kids get away with a lot. When you're pulling a disruptive 8th grader out of class and they tell you to go F- yourself(and they don't get in trouble), I knew then it was time for career change. When I saw kids every day, I wanted to punch them in the face. So to save my sanity amd stay out of jail, I entered a different job and now I'm in my 19th year and working in a high school orchestra and I love it. Anyone who teaches and/or works in a middle school, are saints.
Yep, I still recall my middle school experience acting like I was a boss in 8th grade, acting like a gangsta, I even did some dumb prank with fart bombs in the staircases, but going Into high school really changes that mentality.
Mary thank you for yours years of sacrifice. Serious. I could only stick it out 6 years. I love 3rd graders.
To make sure the snots get punished just give an older, tougher kid a 'get out of trouble free" card to trash the little bugger.
Yeah I just got a job as a middle school science teacher in an urban school. I worked there as a long-term sub this past year. I love middle schoolers, but yes they can be a nightmare. Legit. Freaking. Nightmare.
Any grade k-college.
Why is no one talking about his shirt.. like I'm obsessed 😍
Me TOO!!! I went to his site and he has lots of wonderful shirts. His closet must be a masterpiece!
1:27 "You can love dumb things...people love Twilight"
Me:"Exactly Exactly" 👏🤜🤛
Bbbboooooo
YES 😂😂😂
"grazed the upper front".... I'm gonna have to start calling them that from now on. 😂
I love him!! 😂😂😂😂
We need more from this teddy bear 💕
Would watch more of this guy. This is super funny! 😆
"I'm so great." I love that line!
This whole special was one of the best I've heard in a long time!
what a fantastic comedian
SOUTH HILLS MIDDLE SCHOOL BABY, HES MY TEACHER LMAO
Too bad he didn't make any jokes about Mr Talley. Lucas Talley was a great science teacher, he wasn't great about following the law though
What subject does he teacher?? I’ve never heard of feeter before lol
@@MidnightBitesCarly theater
my favorite teacher ever till this day
To be able to joke this way about his students, it seems that he must actually love them a lot.
A deaf co-worker at my mother's work laughs really loud or eats really loud or just bangs things really loud whiles working and when she signs to him he's being a bit too loud and it might bother others he just signs back "That's their problem, I can't hear me" and continues lol
As a kid who took theater, yes, we are very dumb and chaotic.
This feels like the gay man version of me. I hope he gets famous 🥰
This guy can be in my husky ladies' group chat anytime! YYAASS!
Oh my God, the tea in middle school is always piping hot 😂😂😂
Ok....i thought he said "FEEDER teacher"
🤣😅😂 made no sense but ihave been rolling the whole time.
Wait then what DID he say ?!?!
I thought that too!? Lol don't know what it means!
Oh ! *Theatre* teacher 🤣
ROFL! I'm not the only one! I thought he had to work the lunch v periods (?)
Ha ha ha!
You are wonderful and funny. Loved your set.
I need more Ryan Erwin!
Let's make him famous.
Omg I was a teacher. That is HORRENDOUS that the massage therapist was your student bahahaha!!
This guy is great!
Hilarious!!!!
Love him! Very funny. Wish his set was longer.
He’s funny for sure. Great set!
I am in love! What a breath of fresh air! 💥💯❤🤣
Hey 👏watch👏where👏you're👏driving👏🤣
My mom used hand gestures too. 😂
😂 awesome
Super!
Middle school is basically the time of a teens years of metaphorical outlet of releasing all of their sociopathic urges and the process between puberty and turning into a semi functioning adult or potato
Thank you! I enjoyed this so much
My science teacher when I was in 8th grade got the best teacher of the year award
My science teacher was awful in 8th grade. He had anger issues and threw a chair AND clip board across the classroom once when he got angry at us 🤦😣
Very funny !!
Funny guy.🤠
Wicked funny ! LOL !!!!
Amazing !
Thanks!
You are amazing! 😂❤ Congratulations on the Teacher of the Year award! ❤ next, you must be very tall or your scale is broken. ❤
😂😂😂he’s hilarious.
What middle school is he teaching at where they have school dances and a theatre class? No fair man :(
I had school dances and theatre classes in middle school...it was fun, !
performing arts schools. i went to middle school in South Florida. Attucks middle is a magnet and performing arts middle school and we had tv production, music, dance class and actual school dances during the day like once a grading period
I think most high schools in the U.S. has those things. The ones that don’t are in the minority.
Most middle schools I've ever seen have theatre class. School dances im not sure, mine did
6:35 I knew it. I could tell since second one. He is very good and funny.
This man is hilariously funny!!!!!
This is the first Dry Bar I've watched with a mention of sign language -- does this channel not have everything you need in good comedy? *^^*
He is funny!!!!! Who cares if he is fruity. “Hold on, stop the lesson” finger twirl 😂
He is so funny! I loved his routine.. his timing was great! He is just really cool!
Oh my land he is wonderful.
Glad to know the tag thing is universal
4:19 I am a boy and in middle school I could literally do ballroom dancing, like proper waltz ballroom. Which group am I?
By today’s middle school kid standards- theatre group
To anyone born before 1995- just like everyone else. There was a time when everyone was taught to dance in school, they were also taught shop both wood and metal girls were taught home basics and they even went so far as to teach actual hands on gun safety and you shot archery in PE.
@@mnix5427 were the girls taught gun safety too? Did they shoot archery in PE?
My middle school was something special-
Here’s a few stories: Some kids grabbed some snow out an open window and had a mini snowball fight in the classroom and nobody got in trouble
A chrome book charger exploding in the library during a quiet movie
A wolf spider in ela class that caused us to evacuate bc the teacher was scared
Sword fighting with pens with the teachers approval
Kid threw his phone out of a second story window
An unprovoked fist fight during a test in the last class before quarantine
Yeah, this all happened within the few months before quarantine began
Why are they always teachers coming from a cruise?
This was far funnier than I thought it would be.
you are a gem
Love Love Love!! If you're reading this, I Hope You're Doing Great!!
Hoping the same for you, Chelsea!
He's AWESOME!!! ❤ I'm 57 years old and have three grown kids, ages 40 (daughter), 37 and soon to be 34 (sons).
For many, many years now, to this very day, I've worn Misses 14T Bootcut Levi's and have since my Freshman year (1980-1981) in high school. That being said, they're snug in places they didn't used to be, shift happened and I'm still in shape - round is a shape. 🤣 These days when a friend or family member asks me how much I weigh, my response is always the same, "Rude AF much? If you must know, my weight is 100 and sexy, and...that...is...all...I...
have...to...say...about...that...
Next..." 😂😂😂
~ APRIL LIPKE
I love this guy
This guy was my theater teacher for like 3 months
Loved that 5 outta 5
Hooray for teacher of the year! Hilarious on no license but best hehehe. He is SO naturally hilarious!
this man is basically my partner mixed with john mulaney, and i love it
More please. 👍👍
I miss You Erwin! I plan to be taller than you some day, but who knows. I hope that this career will find you success! (also, please stop wearing that carebear onesie, it's getting way too small)
My 8th grade class ruined the schools future class trips to Washington DC for eternity...that was in 1983, and to this day; no class from that school has ever gone back.
The back story, or at least part of it...Our hotel was L-shaped & the girls decided to do a strip show for the guys who were on the other wing facing them...and the staff thought their plan was bullet-proof prior to the bus leaving the school. We also got kicked out of the hotel swimming pool, but to this day I never found out why that happened.
We were a Catholic school btw...so we had that goin' for us also.
Dude, religious schools are the craziest. I went to an Islamic school, and we were PSYCHOTIC. Like, our school got banned from all the 7-11s in the city, anyone who walks in with our school's uniform will be automatically kicked out. We're also banned from 2 ski resorts and from entering a mall, a vacation town, and every pool in the city.
They love and appreciate us very much.
@@Sevenine88 ?
What does 9/11 have to do with anything. I live in Canada, 9/11 was not a huge deal for us. It was a tragedy and we all stood in solidarity with the USA, but we weren't personally affected and the hatred for Muslims were only really prevalent in the big cities, for a year or two.
Also, the banning from the vacation town and the pools were in the 1990s. So before 9/11.
We got banned from those places cuz we were crazyy students, not cuz we're Muslim.
i am part of the tag group🤣🤣🤣
I loved this!!!
Just for the fact that he called STUPID to all people who like the movie "TWILIGHT", he got my 👍.
Love his energy and his set!!! Post more of him please!!!!!!!
We miss you, CFA.
Funny stuff :)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i always wonder about teachers that do comedy and make jokes about students if they get into trouble with their job/the principal for insulting the children... like how he saying he hates them and calls them a bean pouch of poop....even though its comedy i can imagine the board or even parents not liking that and making a deal about it... same thing with the female comedian that teaches english at a college talking about hot students.... :O
😅😂🤣
You are so dang funny. I come back and watch these all the time!!
If a straight teacher said an 8th grade girl was the cutest student, he'd instantly be fired.
I instantly thought about how inappropriate that comment was. I have two daughters and if a male teacher or a lesbian female teacher said that about one of them I'd have to move some furniture around. Unacceptable.
@@KManwarren Yep. I guess we can call it gay privilege....
@@dallaskinard3143 Dude is still a pervert for saying that.
@@KManwarren Agreed. And only we seem to share that opinion...
Yeah it came off wrong but he only said it to make fun of the girl, to say she was ugly was the focus than the boy being cute. He should probably take it out of his set though, it's too edgy.
he was genuinely funny
What's with the preggo smock??
Shoulda gone to goodwill for the wedding dress, no questions asked there
Rookie mistake
One of my favorites so far!
😭. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like he is with child lol thats got to be a maternity shirt
how did he get a job as a teacher without any qualifications?????????????
You don't need a degree to be a teacher contrary to popular belief.
Teacher shortage, plus many teachers are able to teach because they have expertise in the field they're teaching