Defunctland: The History of Tomb Raider: The Ride

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    In the Defunctland Season premiere, Kevin travels back to Paramount's Kings Island in Mason, Ohio to discuss one of the most unique dark rides of all time, Tomb Raider: The Ride.
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Komentáře • 3K

  • @FlightyAphrod1te
    @FlightyAphrod1te Před 6 lety +7528

    The fact that we/riders did NOT know what it was cannot be stated enough. We had no idea. My mom rode it first before riding with me and she couldn’t describe it. What you really miss from this video, was the people who ignored repeated warnings that this ride COULD NOT secure your stuff. You flip that first time and you hear “THUNK THUNK CLINK” and see a bright LED light tumbling end over end as someone loses their razr cell phone to Shiva.

  • @spencexxx
    @spencexxx Před 5 lety +8150

    Imagine going to India and going on a cheesy theme park ride featuring a giant statue of angry Jesus with glowing eyes attacking you.

    • @tomservo9254
      @tomservo9254 Před 5 lety +2078

      >implying that wouldn't be fucking amazing

    • @TychoTheAlienBaby
      @TychoTheAlienBaby Před 5 lety +542

      It’d be hilarious.

    • @kylaoleary9920
      @kylaoleary9920 Před 5 lety +524

      Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t think that would be amazing

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga Před 5 lety +343

      Fuck, now I wanna see that

    • @user-lv7me6li6q
      @user-lv7me6li6q Před 5 lety +135

      First Name Last Name According to my famiy, Jesus acts JUST like that to me.

  • @IRONHIDE434
    @IRONHIDE434 Před 4 lety +4108

    imagine getting on a brand new roller coaster, you've no idea what you're about to experience, then some jerkass next to you starts narrating everything that's going on as it's happening.

    • @wolfhawk1999
      @wolfhawk1999 Před 3 lety +290

      "Accidentally" unbuckle his seat belt

    • @JulesNekro
      @JulesNekro Před 3 lety +10

      @@wolfhawk1999 deserved

    • @mossyfinn9973
      @mossyfinn9973 Před 3 lety +14

      LMAO

    • @ellenokuda7882
      @ellenokuda7882 Před 3 lety +210

      That's literally how locals are at Disneyland. Some people have ridden the rides so many times, they loudly quite the narration as it's happening.

    • @jasperofthrones1310
      @jasperofthrones1310 Před 3 lety +155

      I hate those people at all theme parks. As someone who visits amusement parks frequently, I have experienced so many of them and most of them were children. That’s why Anakin Skywalker is my hero.

  • @Nihyre
    @Nihyre Před 4 lety +2196

    I am Laura Croft, the heroine. Ready to find my treasure. - Some Lady

    • @nessamillikan6247
      @nessamillikan6247 Před 3 lety +231

      The “Laura” spelling really seals the clueless tourist vibes for me.

    • @trewmartens
      @trewmartens Před 3 lety +49

      That girl has definitely played tomb raider

    • @regularshowman3208
      @regularshowman3208 Před 3 lety +75

      As a massive Tomb Raider fan, that part killed me.

    • @m0chikim_
      @m0chikim_ Před 3 lety +22

      for some reason I'm mesmerised by this profile picture. I don't know what it is.

    • @towelclipz
      @towelclipz Před 3 lety +17

      @@m0chikim_ It's the protagonist of Dragon Quest: Echos of an Elusive Age, but as a fish

  • @kosmicviolet7540
    @kosmicviolet7540 Před 3 lety +3495

    "she's talking in hindu right now"
    ah yes, hindu, my favourite language besides islam and christianity.

    • @jamescrow4915
      @jamescrow4915 Před 3 lety +324

      Atheist is one of my favorite languages

    • @rommy143
      @rommy143 Před 3 lety +8

      🤣

    • @s.9070
      @s.9070 Před 3 lety +131

      Well, there is an indian language called "Hindi", so ..

    • @kosmicviolet7540
      @kosmicviolet7540 Před 3 lety +257

      @@s.9070 I know. I'm indian. That's the joke.

    • @cody92697
      @cody92697 Před 3 lety +61

      “If I had that many arms I’d be angry”

  • @drallimylime
    @drallimylime Před 4 lety +2890

    when i die, please turn my house into a seasonal haunted house attraction

    • @Polymath580
      @Polymath580 Před 4 lety +100

      They wont have to change a thing.

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 Před 3 lety +42

      Skin my body and place it in the haunted house for the spoop effect

    • @Donald38
      @Donald38 Před 3 lety +16

      we’ll have to add 15 snoopy attractions first

    • @Zamarae
      @Zamarae Před 3 lety +6

      Will you be starring in the ride?

    • @apolizzi
      @apolizzi Před 3 lety +1

      Ok giger

  • @yuhgetintoit3190
    @yuhgetintoit3190 Před 5 lety +1385

    "What do you say meridith?"
    *"YIPPEE SKIPPEE"*

    • @jamescrow4915
      @jamescrow4915 Před 3 lety +100

      Last words uttered by the child before she was consumed whole by a wandering yogi bear

    • @sonofcarr
      @sonofcarr Před 3 lety +75

      That girl was not tall enough to ride. They just didn’t want to hurt her feelings on TV. xD

    • @lauren-db8zg
      @lauren-db8zg Před 2 lety +20

      So cute 😭

    • @burgermasonreal
      @burgermasonreal Před 28 dny

      yippee skippee

  • @clabbert7694
    @clabbert7694 Před 4 lety +707

    “You’re in Merideth, what do you say?”
    “Y I P P Y S K I P P Y”

    • @nicholastosoni707
      @nicholastosoni707 Před 3 lety +40

      [with a quietly-seething Alan Rickman voice]
      "By Grabthar's hammer...yippee...skippee."

    • @ambervalencia1210
      @ambervalencia1210 Před 3 lety +35

      The cringe that must haunt her now is probably the worst form of torture known to man

    • @spaghetti-zc5on
      @spaghetti-zc5on Před 3 lety +1

      @@ambervalencia1210 wow two minutes ago

    • @tatemitchell1479
      @tatemitchell1479 Před 2 lety +2

      @@nicholastosoni707 this comment is EVERYTHING omg 🐙

    • @Peace_Maker
      @Peace_Maker Před rokem

      yes

  • @syko.uk.
    @syko.uk. Před 6 lety +1550

    Y I P P I E S K I P P I E

  • @crazydiamond1146
    @crazydiamond1146 Před 6 lety +2036

    "But who would have thought that you'd find a mysterious temple...in Ohio?" That got me. there's nothing here.

    • @anneliesem.116
      @anneliesem.116 Před 4 lety +45

      just corn

    • @KingMawOfFinnbaria
      @KingMawOfFinnbaria Před 4 lety +28

      Anneliese M. And 5 moderately sized cities

    • @dollenrm
      @dollenrm Před 4 lety +2

      Yep ohio is so boring

    • @EndMePlease
      @EndMePlease Před 4 lety +26

      What are you talking about? Miles of corn is pretty fucking awesome

    • @carsonwashere2392
      @carsonwashere2392 Před 4 lety +29

      Kings island, Cedar point some of the best amusement parks in the USA

  • @TheZigzagman
    @TheZigzagman Před 4 lety +888

    "Get ready to experience the Far East in the Midwest."
    Oh no...

    • @AreGeeBee
      @AreGeeBee Před 3 lety +28

      Foreboding

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 Před 3 lety +8

      If you look at the corona statistics as rollercoasters, that would be a theme park putting six flags to shame

  • @sioframuirne9309
    @sioframuirne9309 Před 4 lety +962

    I usually don't stop mid video to comment noted flaws, but the fact that he just brushes past a Face Off themed roller coaster is an utter sin. I require at the very least a 5 part series on how they even convinced Mr.Paramount that Nicolas Cage's aura is safe to meld with steel

    • @erinhowett3630
      @erinhowett3630 Před 2 lety +27

      I grew up in Cincinnati, and Face Off was my sister's favorite ride! All of the rides had movie themes when I was growing up. I liked Top Gun the best.

    • @Readyforit7723
      @Readyforit7723 Před rokem +9

      @@erinhowett3630 ay it’s still there :) rough as hell but amazing

    • @narioreturns7603
      @narioreturns7603 Před rokem +3

      I love face off

  • @VDJVivacity
    @VDJVivacity Před 5 lety +997

    "These mothafuckas thought they was Universal." was seriously the funniest thing I've ever heard in a theme park related video.

    • @jimmyoverly3512
      @jimmyoverly3512 Před 4 lety +6

      @Thomas Wallin I'm going to say this to my family at Christmas.

    • @Niya.B649
      @Niya.B649 Před 4 lety +15

      Im dying from that lmaoo 😂 sounds like he said "these bitches" tho

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman Před 4 lety +8

      That guy's a hero.

    • @endless_del
      @endless_del Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@@Niya.B649he definitely said the n word 😭

  • @Gold_Tail
    @Gold_Tail Před 6 lety +728

    5:10
    Whoa whoa whoa.
    i worked at kings island and i know for a fact that that girl is NOT tall enough to get on the ride.

    • @jackstevens3123
      @jackstevens3123 Před 4 lety +46

      I thought the same

    • @wolfhawk1999
      @wolfhawk1999 Před 3 lety +48

      Put that on her gravestone

    • @hotaru8309
      @hotaru8309 Před 3 lety +93

      Yes. Unfortunately it can never be stressed enough. If you're not sure, make sure they're at least an inch or two over.
      Getting to ride the cool ride and avoiding a sad child missing out isn't worth that child's life and the life of others that may also be caused by not meeting height/weight requirements.
      Never pad shoes or tiptoe or "close enough" it. No amount on holding firmly onto your child can keep them safe in a ride where the restraints themselves may pose a danger to them. You might be strong, but you're not steel. Love your child and protect others.

    • @chazzwozzio
      @chazzwozzio Před 3 lety +11

      She was never seen again

    • @slsthewriter1299
      @slsthewriter1299 Před 3 lety +25

      Yeah, I'm hoping it was done for the video and she actually didn't get to go on.

  • @pixelapocrypha
    @pixelapocrypha Před 3 lety +250

    Theme Park Management: *slaps abandoned building* This bad boy can fit so many seasonal haunted houses in it.

  • @catherinehepburn
    @catherinehepburn Před 5 lety +1456

    A ROLLERCOASTER THEMED AFTER FACE/OFF?!!?!? What a time to be alive.

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 Před 5 lety +27

      They had it at Six Flags America themed after Two-Face.

    • @cryarchist4218
      @cryarchist4218 Před 4 lety +31

      Now it’s invertigo and is known for the major whiplash you can get if you sit in the right seat

    • @katwernery6505
      @katwernery6505 Před 4 lety +3

      It wasn’t that great. If there was a long line for it, I would skip it and ride something else.

    • @jimmyoverly3512
      @jimmyoverly3512 Před 4 lety +82

      When I'm a millionaire I'm going to open a Nic Cage theme park and it will have rides themed after all of the Nic Cage movies. My favorite is going to be Escape from Wickerman. I'll invite you and you can be a VIP. It will be service animal FRIENDLY.

    • @lolife3636
      @lolife3636 Před 4 lety +15

      FACE OFF IS THE FUCKING SHIT YOU DONT GET IT UNTIL YOU RIDE IT!!!!

  • @ENCHANTMEN_
    @ENCHANTMEN_ Před 5 lety +2576

    The narration of the riders was so inane.
    "WOW, WE'RE ON AN AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE!"
    "WOW! THERES A BIG STATUE OF A HINDU GODDESS!"
    "WHOA, NOW WE'RE GOING UP AND DOWN AND SPINNING!"
    "WOW, THAT LOOKS LIKE LAVA!"
    "AMAZING, WE'RE AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK! IN OHIO! ON EARTH! AND BREATHING OXYGEN!"

  • @MorriganAtwood
    @MorriganAtwood Před 5 lety +1549

    I stood in line for 2 and a half hours for this ride on opening day, and it did not disappoint. We did not know what the ride was -- outside the queue they did have a two-seater version of what the rig would be inside, so that people could test it to see if it was comfortable for them. My friend and I were certain it had to be an indoor roller coaster like the Outer Limits (Flight of Ear), another attraction in the park. We couldn't see the stage when we were strapped in because of the fog (and some of us had our shoes taken away with no explanation), and seeing the walkways fold away from the stage seating was so ominous and cool -- we couldn't wait for it to begin. Excited screams abound when the lights went out and then the first thing we could see in the fog were the statue's glowing eyes. That's when we began to move -- and lots of what they describe in the video is as it was on opening day. You could feel the chill of dripping water from the stalagtites, the blast of heat when held over the water. My friend and I were clasping hands and screaming our heads off, and it was amazing.
    What did disappoint was coming back only a year later to find out how much the experience had declined due to mechanical issues. MOST of the water effects were already gone within a year of Tomb Raider opening, before it was even rebranded. The fog machine was gone (so you could see the goddess statue, all the hidden effects, everything, and you didn't feel the mist from the icicles anymore. Honestly I can't even remember if the water jets in the lava part were even still there. We soon found out why: Later that day we would find out that if we'd waited to ride Tomb Raider again instead of running straight to it as soon as we got there, we might have had some misfortune: the ride had to be shut down because it had frozen with a full passel of parkgoers trapped on it until they could be gotten down. People talked about one of the reasons there were fewer water features is that it was affecting the equipment, causing it to stick in places, and I guess it still was.

    • @thecoasterscoop7015
      @thecoasterscoop7015 Před 5 lety +52

      Dang. That’s crazy. Wish I would’ve been able to experience it

    • @drpicklephd
      @drpicklephd Před 4 lety +41

      you writing abt you and your friend holding hands on the ride the first day literally made me saw "awww" out loud, i love those awesome experiences w friends that you never forget!!

    • @rachelc.2185
      @rachelc.2185 Před 4 lety +17

      I'm so glad I got to experience this ride before it went downhill as well. It was such a mysterious ride and was definitely amazing.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix Před 3 lety +18

      Wow, a rare instance where the early adopters didn't get to be test subjects for those issues.

    • @MorriganAtwood
      @MorriganAtwood Před 3 lety +14

      Conversely: Opening day was around when they'd just taken the loop out of Son of the Beast and with the rumors, everybody in our group just sort of collectively went "that feels like a long time to wait in line when you're just gonna die."

  • @gloriamcclamma454
    @gloriamcclamma454 Před 4 lety +466

    I think the show building for Tomb Raider: The Ride should've been covered with jungle foliage to make it more believable.

    • @elnicko4189
      @elnicko4189 Před 2 lety +19

      That’s what the outside looks like now even though it closed

  • @rattyeely
    @rattyeely Před rokem +78

    I'm honestly so fascinated with Tomb Raider: The Ride. The concept of taking a off-the-shelf flat ride but then giving it Universal-quality theming is such a great idea, and I'd love to see more rides in this style. Why is it only roller coasters, boat rides, and omnimovers that get detailed theming most of the time? I want to see more of the common traveling fair thrill rides given this treatment

    • @suspended_top_spin
      @suspended_top_spin Před rokem +5

      Agreed. Talocan (Phantasialand, Germany) is a Huss suspended top spin with awesome theming. Unfortunately, it has some issues nowadays with the program and effects not matching the music that well anymore, but before 2019, it was a great experience even for those who didn't want to ride it themselves and preferred watching.

  • @GMMReviews
    @GMMReviews Před 6 lety +1775

    Seriously though, why wasn't this called the *Tomb Rider* ?!?

    • @RvBnerd618
      @RvBnerd618 Před 5 lety +67

      Well because it was technically based off the movie, but Tomb Raider is a video game series so hey, why not throw us gaming nerds a bone and say this was a good example of how a ride based off a video game should be.

    • @WendY-hd3fd
      @WendY-hd3fd Před 5 lety +28

      @@RvBnerd618 name me one ride that's based on videogames except this one

    • @endryus4269
      @endryus4269 Před 5 lety +6

      Scadadle scadodle

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga Před 5 lety +39

      @@WendY-hd3fd Until Universal finishes their upcoming Nintendo-themed park sections, I got nothing

    • @WendY-hd3fd
      @WendY-hd3fd Před 5 lety +3

      @@ericbazinga exactly

  • @christianscott8889
    @christianscott8889 Před 6 lety +641

    Who knew I could become so emotionally attached to a CZcams series over broken and abandoned roller coasters. Great to have you back!

  • @skivvy3565
    @skivvy3565 Před rokem +177

    Omg. A ride that makes the act of waiting in line an immersive experience and part of the ride??? I cannot think of a better way to make the queues more tolerable. Especially with the production value it looks even better than walking into a full movie set, the level of detail was amazing. I almost appreciate that part more than even the ride itself haha

    • @agxryt
      @agxryt Před rokem +7

      Expedition everest is a lot like this. The line for that ride is just stellar.

    • @evil1by1
      @evil1by1 Před 7 měsíci

      Thats the 1 thing I miss about paramount operating kings island, the themeing and even the queue design was much better. The outer limits was great when it first opened between the effects and staff it really felt like you were in area 51 and "something" was about to happen. It was all promptly ruined and taken out once paramount started looking for buyers. Son of beast was pretty great too but I'm not sorry it left.

    • @AuraMaster_7
      @AuraMaster_7 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I mean, it's pretty standard at heavily themed parks like Disney and Universal. It's not some crazy new innovation. It's just rare for a seasonal park that focuses more on coasters.

    • @jorunnafunebris8413
      @jorunnafunebris8413 Před 12 dny

      Flight of Fear still has a themed queue line! It also seems like Cedar Fair is trying to bring it back with Mystic Timbers, Orion, and the Adventure Express revamp; but I definitely miss the Paramount days

  • @SnowDouble
    @SnowDouble Před 4 lety +226

    Watching this video breaks my heart. Ive never wanted to experience something so bad in my life and the fact that i never will be able to ride the original Tomb Raider ride hurts my soul.

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Před 2 lety +13

      Aight bois, we building a time machine

  • @whiskeyandwaffles
    @whiskeyandwaffles Před 6 lety +2066

    5:13 and then Meredith went flying because she wasn't tall enough for the seat. Yipee Skippee

    • @danielmullins9953
      @danielmullins9953 Před 6 lety +157

      Whiskey and Waffles what I noticed is he called her babe, kinda creepy.

    • @cryptidliker5294
      @cryptidliker5294 Před 6 lety +84

      YIPEE SKIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEREEREeeeeeEeeeeee

    • @siramaytheshowgundragon
      @siramaytheshowgundragon Před 6 lety +41

      Sol Campbell we should.make a meme out of this

    • @41192tara
      @41192tara Před 6 lety +29

      I kinda hate that phrase

    • @bulbies3010
      @bulbies3010 Před 6 lety +19

      Jesus, thats dark.

  • @erinwren465
    @erinwren465 Před 6 lety +396

    As someone who rode Tomb Raider a lot, but also has worn glasses all her life, this episode was both nostalgic and enlightening. I've never gotten to see the what the ride actually looked like while in motion. So neat!

    • @soniaasfora3901
      @soniaasfora3901 Před 5 lety +1

      8ijjjjn

    • @SrGurkman
      @SrGurkman Před 5 lety +2

      Erin Wren eyeglass retainers rule

    • @24fretsoffury
      @24fretsoffury Před 5 lety +22

      This X 1000. Having to ask the attendants before each ride, “what about muh glasses??” is a real first world problem. You learn the hard way real quick when you get on a roller coaster for the first time at 8 years old and nearly lose your glasses. Shit, I feel your pain.
      Amusement parks aren’t that fun for the legally blind when you have to take them spectacles off.

    • @GraveyardRomance
      @GraveyardRomance Před rokem +7

      @@SrGurkman my friend rode wearing those sport glasses that are supposed to stay on during like... well, sports...
      This ride ate those things 😂

    • @snowrunetunes6252
      @snowrunetunes6252 Před rokem +12

      @@GraveyardRomance i thought i was soo slick bringing the spectacles the army gave me, the ones with the dorky headband. i mean, they're grunt proofed to stay on your noggin, right? gone in seconds
      admittedly it was on a local park's ride called "The Gigantic Cannon". i have only myself to blame.

  • @nekopaganasmr9021
    @nekopaganasmr9021 Před 3 lety +30

    Worked here as a ride op in 2004 and just found this video :)
    By that time a lot of the theming elements were already broken or on their way out (mostly lighting effects), and the ride was having a lot of issues. We had to manually open and close the big round door (unless it decided to work that day) until they gave up and just left it open.
    The ride itself had a lot of power and hydraulic problems and would randomly e-stop itself. Seats were blocked off to help with some issue causing it to e-stop, which helped, kind of. There was a LOT of downtime in general though.
    While the ride was REALLY cool, I’m not surprised that Cedar Fair put zero effort into the retheme and gave up on it.

  • @majoraswrath8316
    @majoraswrath8316 Před 5 lety +414

    "...saw guests searching for the Triangle of Light, an object that can manipulate time."
    Shouldn't... that... be the Triangle of TIME?

    • @lindzmiester9698
      @lindzmiester9698 Před 5 lety +29

      Triforce confirmed!!!

    • @CdrChaos
      @CdrChaos Před 4 lety +18

      Traveling at light speed allows you to travel through time.

    • @annalisa32
      @annalisa32 Před 3 lety +3

      @@lindzmiester9698 To be fair the Triforce hasn't got anything to do with time manipulation 👀

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Před 3 lety +3

      @@annalisa32
      As a Wish-Granting device, one might guess the Triforce _could_ in-theory do Time Travel, but yeah; that isn't all it can do...

    • @annalisa32
      @annalisa32 Před 3 lety

      @@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Oh that's true

  • @nicholasbarbera3879
    @nicholasbarbera3879 Před 6 lety +170

    A new Defunctland season?
    YIPPIE SKIPPY!

    • @fwl8871
      @fwl8871 Před 6 lety

      Nicholas Barbera u

  • @TheVegetarianBaker
    @TheVegetarianBaker Před 6 lety +652

    Didn’t know how lucky I was to be able to ride this ride years ago.

    • @jimbabwe8070
      @jimbabwe8070 Před 5 lety +3

      The Vegetarian Baker when I went to Kings islands the ride was closing the year I went

    • @Katecrumbs
      @Katecrumbs Před 5 lety

      Same! It was my first “thrill ride”

    • @MagikRabbitt
      @MagikRabbitt Před 5 lety +3

      Same. This video really took me back and appreciate those parts of my childhood.

    • @Puddicure
      @Puddicure Před 5 lety +1

      Same for me! It really changed my entire MO for amusement parks for the rest of my life. I only learned about the change after going back to the park in late high school for Fear Fest.

    • @ryanocerus7853
      @ryanocerus7853 Před 5 lety

      Yeah, I got to ride it. My brother-in-law was not happy after riding this thing. Lol.
      Is it still around as The Crypt? Bc it'd be the same thing. It was a original yet generic premise. Fictional goddess engraving, and then the stalagtites and lava. That's it. Think of Tomb Raider 1 and the generic, copy-paste blocks that made up a tunnel. Then there's the ride's room, then another generic tunnel and...the end. The only diff would be the name and a lack of a Lara Croft standee out front. I forget if it was the game's or Angelina Jolie, actually. I'd say game. Jolie's likeness would only add to the cost of the copyright, which they didn't seem to keep for too long.

  • @legendofhayden
    @legendofhayden Před 4 lety +60

    I can’t imagine riding this on the first day and having absolutely no idea what was about to happen

  • @CorporalPig22
    @CorporalPig22 Před 5 lety +167

    17:44 WAIT A MINUTE!!! They had a LazyTown-themed ride?!

    • @sentientblender
      @sentientblender Před 4 lety +64

      YAR HAR FIDDLE DE TEE
      DOIN’ A PARK RIDE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME
      PAY TO GET IN ‘CAUSE A TICKET AIN’T FREE
      YOU’RE ON A PARK RIDE

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 Před 4 lety +6

      @@sentientblender that was beautiful!

    • @bowlofpasta8846
      @bowlofpasta8846 Před 4 lety +53

      What if we kissed 😳 in the sportacoster ♥️🤔

    • @ninjapistol14
      @ninjapistol14 Před 4 lety +5

      Yep! It was alright but it was for the Lil kids

    • @johnnyweissmuller5559
      @johnnyweissmuller5559 Před 4 lety +4

      And even a Fairly Odd Parents coaster.

  • @-cosmicrogue-
    @-cosmicrogue- Před 6 lety +411

    I tried to ride Tomb Raider on three different visits. Each time it was closed for maintenance. Then I finally rode it....as the Crypt. * Sigh *
    Now I finally get to see what it was like in all of its glory. And I'm truly sad I never got to experience it.

    • @clsnip017
      @clsnip017 Před 4 lety +6

      Man I rode it several times, it was amazing. Such a shame. I almost fell out of it a few times because I was tall but had very narrow shoulders (I was around 8 at the time) its was one of my favorite rides along with son of beast. I'm sorry you only got to ride the ruined version

  • @Stickstack99
    @Stickstack99 Před 6 lety +248

    That's maybe the saddest defunctland episode ever. What a waste of a ride. Could've challenged the monopoly of Universal and Disney

  • @browneyes3464
    @browneyes3464 Před 5 lety +99

    It is sad that this great ride was destroyed. I remember begging my mother to be there opening day to ride it. It was my favorite ride in the whole park. I remember riding it after the changes and it was not the same, I was severely disappointed and saddened by the changes. I honestly believe Kings Island will probably never get another ride as great as Tomb Raider again.

  • @PsychedelicCharm
    @PsychedelicCharm Před 4 lety +267

    It's sad to see such a unique and innovative approach to creating immersive rides go to waste like that.

  • @DokkaChapman
    @DokkaChapman Před 6 lety +729

    That's such a sad tale. The Tomb Raider ride seems to be the perfect way to create an attraction. Shame that a load of guys in suits had to ruin it.

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow Před 6 lety +101

      thats usually how it goes. people who know so little about something and never experience it, have control of its future and subsequently ruin the experience because focus testing gives them a false impression. Im pretty sure all of these defunctland episodes can be summed up as "loads of guys in suits, ruined the fun".

    • @hudsonk1racer
      @hudsonk1racer Před 5 lety +31

      that's viacom for you: making sure every good thing is ruined somehow!

    • @Sine_Fine_Belli
      @Sine_Fine_Belli Před 5 lety +16

      I swear, these days, these men in suits ruin everything! And it's not just theme park rides!

    • @ashleyshim2078
      @ashleyshim2078 Před 5 lety

      hudsonk1racer ikr I hate Viacom!

    • @iluvyurbles
      @iluvyurbles Před 5 lety +3

      all that money spent on this ride? down the toilet. Sad isn't t

  • @aidenn3602
    @aidenn3602 Před 6 lety +200

    This series I legitimately so well put together

  • @abigailaubrey6270
    @abigailaubrey6270 Před 4 lety +62

    As a born and raised Cincinnatian, this video was like going through the twilight zone. I grew up right next to this and rememberer this theming vividly! I never thought kings island was on the same level as universal or Disney but learning this history is wild for me. So interesting

  • @LostInNumbers
    @LostInNumbers Před 5 lety +43

    *A dark Top Spin!*
    It was a frigging dark Top Spin! That's amazing.

    • @amishcar
      @amishcar Před 4 lety +9

      Giant Top Spin aka the only one ever to have existed on the planet Earth. (Never been to any other planets). It Was AMAZING.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 6 lety +867

    I'm glad I found this channel, these videos fulfill my niche interests

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat Před 6 lety +1242

    As an amateur set designer, I wish I could get my hands on all the defunct themed rides' props and set dressings. What a waste to have things just sitting there, unloved.

    • @emjenkins464
      @emjenkins464 Před 6 lety +36

      Me too. I love the look of some of the props.

    • @YokiDokiPanic
      @YokiDokiPanic Před 6 lety +41

      Same! I spent 5 of my 9 years in art school doing visual merchandising and set-design. Things like these break my heart ='C

    • @definingimage
      @definingimage Před 6 lety +16

      xingcat you'd cry if you saw what happened to the Phantom Theatre props

    • @clairetaylor8929
      @clairetaylor8929 Před 6 lety +4

      Tony Amdi what happened to em?

    • @definingimage
      @definingimage Před 6 lety +21

      Claire Taylor shoved in the old house at the beginning of to property till all the latex melted off of they props

  • @soidigress
    @soidigress Před 3 lety +53

    I’m absolutely stunned, floored by this review. It feels like the late owners either did not understand the appeal of the tomb raider ride or just couldn’t afford the replacements to maintain its exquisite delivery. Such an incredible case study! Mind blowing research as always Defunctland!!! Bravo

  • @tinglesrosyrupeeland
    @tinglesrosyrupeeland Před 3 lety +38

    this is absolutely heartbreaking!! I forgot I was watching defunctland for a while and got so excited at how awesome this attraction seemed...

  • @topdamagewizard
    @topdamagewizard Před 5 lety +608

    For the life of me I don't know why King's Island didn't just lean into Star Trek.... HARD

    • @ariloveshouse
      @ariloveshouse Před 5 lety +35

      Topdamagewizard I agree! No one in the comments seemed to catch that Klingon at 17:32 I thought it was so odd lol

    • @AussieDragoon
      @AussieDragoon Před 5 lety +41

      @@ariloveshouse One of the montages showed people in Starfleet Uniforms on ice skates. I want to know what that was a bout. Was Ice Trek a thing?

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 Před 5 lety +31

      They did, but not at Kings Island. Carowinds had a Borg coaster.

    • @mollyb6762
      @mollyb6762 Před 5 lety +12

      @@AussieDragoon I've heard about there being a Star Trek on Ice show based on The Next Generation.

    • @workself1487
      @workself1487 Před 4 lety +8

      @@AussieDragoon I'm almost 100% sure the clip of the people in starfleet uniforms on skates are from the short lived Star Trek on ice. I believe there is a clip from it on here somewhere.

  • @jacyraynebow3173
    @jacyraynebow3173 Před 5 lety +914

    Why would a Hindu goddess be copyrighted?

    • @okami6399
      @okami6399 Před 5 lety +317

      I haven't seen the Tomb Raider movie all the way through, so this is just a guess but maybe the statue was designed JUST like how it appeared in the movie so using it was technically copy write infringement. But yeah, you'd think that ancient deities would be public domain.

    • @sinistropteryx3113
      @sinistropteryx3113 Před 5 lety +79

      IKR, it’s like copywriting the crucifix

    • @sinistropteryx3113
      @sinistropteryx3113 Před 5 lety +114

      Though the depictions this ride has of Hindu deities is... questionable.

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga Před 5 lety +26

      Maybe the specific design of the goddess was copyrighted

    • @SamuraiX6288
      @SamuraiX6288 Před 5 lety +72

      Jesus Christ ©️

  • @RM_VFX
    @RM_VFX Před 5 lety +568

    It's surprising that the IP issues couldn't be fixed with a pretty inexpensive reskin--it was basically down to the design of the statue and the triangle, and the movie footage in the pre-ride. So project a static logo on the screen, cover up the most recognizable bits of the pre-show set with some generic hindu-esque garden statues, and record a new intro voiceover. Keep the soundtrack for the ride without the specific movie samples and drop in a more generic music track if needed. Even draping strategic pieces of cloth or overgrown foliage with a repaint here and there could have changed the statue design enough to save the ride. If Paramount wants to sue after that, THEN you shut it down.

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 Před 4 lety +62

      The company that took over didn't give a flying fuck, though.

    • @johnepants
      @johnepants Před 3 lety +27

      eins2001 Dick Kenzel had a real issue with theming for some reason. I remember that Flight of Fear lost it’s que line story as well. After he retired, Kings Island has done a better job at theming their rides, unfortunately Tomb Raider was already gone by that point.

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 Před 3 lety +5

      @DamageIncM I mean they didn't care about the ride itself. Instead of trying to keep it similar minus the IP they just let it go to shit.

    • @elnicko4189
      @elnicko4189 Před 2 lety

      @@eins2001 yeah we have Adventure Express and they could’ve just used molds from there or retheme it after it

    • @commandernomad2817
      @commandernomad2817 Před 2 lety +5

      I cant get over the fact that at no point in this 22 min video did even _mention_ the tomb raider coaster at Canada's wonderland. It was a different kind of coaster but it went through all the same business stuff. And it actually was reskinned and is still around today and changed to time warp. All the old rides at Canada's wonderland that were based off of movies were kept but reskinned, like the top gun coaster being renamed to flight deck, or the Italian job coaster changed to Backlot stunt coaster. Its actually frustrating Canada's wonderland wasn't even mentioned in passing in this video.

  • @MrNight78
    @MrNight78 Před 5 lety +32

    "These b*tches thought they were Universal Studios."

  • @andyjay729
    @andyjay729 Před 5 lety +251

    "Who would've thought you could find a mysterious temple in Ohio?" You'd think the producers of Mysteries at the Museum and Expedition Unknown would've known about the Mound Builders.

  • @SabresRockfilms
    @SabresRockfilms Před 5 lety +320

    oh my god... i never realized Drop Zone was named after a movie...

  • @kevinpenfold1116
    @kevinpenfold1116 Před 9 měsíci +4

    I can barley imagine how face off got made as a movie. The fact that it needed up being a ride is just WILD

  • @Adamguy2003
    @Adamguy2003 Před 5 lety +91

    My cousins and I went on it once when it was the Crypt.
    We were so unbelievably disappointed with it that I christened it with a new nickname: The Crapt.

    • @jamescrow4915
      @jamescrow4915 Před 3 lety +2

      Having run my share of top spin rides if you get it going just right it could be the "taking a crapt" of course the smaller models can be manually controlled

    • @TheLambdaTeam
      @TheLambdaTeam Před rokem +1

      No wonder. It could NEVER compete wit' Tomb Raider.

  • @clubmayday
    @clubmayday Před 6 lety +427

    H E A V I L Y T H E M E D
    T O T A L L Y I M M E R S I V E
    D A R K R I D E
    A D V E N T U R E

    • @mariopikaman1
      @mariopikaman1 Před 6 lety +32

      T O M B R A I D E R T H E R I D E

    • @jameskkm
      @jameskkm Před 6 lety +50

      BUZZWORD
      BUZZWORD
      DESCRIPTION OF RIDE
      TITLE.

    • @valkyriev8559
      @valkyriev8559 Před 6 lety +22

      JUST TELL ME W H A T I T IS

    • @TheMadjake50935
      @TheMadjake50935 Před 6 lety +22

      I A M
      L A R A C R O F T
      T H E H E R O I N E

  • @lionessblack
    @lionessblack Před 6 lety +78

    Being a Midwesterner, there are so few rides I see on this channel that I've actually ridden, but I rode this one multiple times, and damn, it was fun. I have very vivid memories of the first time I rode it.

  • @sabrinabiot7030
    @sabrinabiot7030 Před 4 lety +22

    The version at Canada's Wonderland was/is completely different.
    You climb a step or two onto this flat contraption, stick your head onto a headrest, and the ride operator closes the cage thing on the back so you don't fall out (all while the cart is moving). Then it lowers so you're lying on your stomach and doing all kinds of flips and turns.

    • @brianfoss571
      @brianfoss571 Před 5 měsíci

      Yes...and? This video is about the Kings Island ride, which was much more advanced / unique. Canada's Wonderland got a Zamperla Volare, a cheap (mostly horrible) carnival-scale coaster with a dozen-ish installations worldwide, which had no business going to a major seasonal park. When it's removed, it will not be worthy of a Defunctland episode. Not even slightly.

  • @ChaoticRaze
    @ChaoticRaze Před 5 lety +38

    Yes the genius commentary was brilliant, I especially love how he commented on which way the ride was going.

    • @AnonymOus-ss9jj
      @AnonymOus-ss9jj Před 3 lety +2

      @brmbly
      Hindi is a real language, and so is it's register Hindustani. To slip up and say Hindu is easily understandable, and vowel substitutions are often considered part of an accent not an error anyways. However, if Shiva wasn't speaking Hindi at all then I guess it is kind of funny.

  • @futuremiIf
    @futuremiIf Před 6 lety +512

    *screams into my empty house* DEFUNCTLAND SEASON 2!!!

  • @RobsRides
    @RobsRides Před 6 lety +271

    Great video! Thanks for the shout out!

    • @Defunctland
      @Defunctland  Před 6 lety +36

      Thank you for making great videos!

  • @lumenlights3384
    @lumenlights3384 Před 5 lety +19

    i miss when kings island was owned by paramount. all the themed rides were so cool. and i loved this ride. you had no idea what it was until it started which made it even more fun. you just had to wait in the dark strapped into your seat and see what happened lmao

  • @charlieapples9373
    @charlieapples9373 Před 4 lety +51

    *DAMN YOU COPYRIGHT LAW*
    *IS THERE NOTHING SACRED THAT YOU WON’T DEFILE?*

  • @fyrfyter33
    @fyrfyter33 Před 6 lety +46

    Live in Cincinnati and rode this many times. It was truly an awesome ride. It was also a maintenance nightmare. It spent many days closed or only open for a few hours. That’s why the first row was removed. Trying to lighten the gondola and cut down on maintenance and issues. As Tomb Raider I loved it. As the crypt it was awful. By far, the best effect was the lava. The lights and fountains wouldn’t come on until you were upside down and lowering towards it. They added zippered pockets in front of the seats, due to the number of dropped items from hanging upside down.
    We were riding it once when it went it went into shutdown mode at the end of the cycle. A loud buzzer went off, we did an extra flip and all the normal lights inside came on. You could see everything. They had to get maintenance to inch the ride back into place with controls, lower the ramps one at a time, and then release us from the OTSRs. That was interesting. They did it really quickly. I’m guessing it wasn’t the first time.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 Před 6 lety +1

      fyrfyter Imagine how much rings fell victim to the lava

    • @fyrfyter33
      @fyrfyter33 Před 6 lety +1

      Probably not as many as you think. Rings are usually fairly tight on most peoples fingers. It sounds like they lost more cell phones to it than anything else.

    • @frankeewagner
      @frankeewagner Před 6 lety

      fyrfyter I remember your username from PKI Central! Lol.

  • @CoasterMasterMedia1
    @CoasterMasterMedia1 Před 6 lety +186

    Thank you for giving me credit for the queue video! I am glad I could contribute to this video. Keep up the good work!

  • @HamptonHorsewear
    @HamptonHorsewear Před 2 lety +27

    I tried to ride this when it was still Tomb Raider and it broke down while we were in the restraints, the gimble-platform had disengaged from the locked position by about 3 feet and….we were stuck. Loud pounding drums, tight restraints that allowed for no movement other than forearms and legs. I had the most frightening claustrophobic panic attack of my entire life. I even had trouble watching this video, my experience was so terrible. I screamed and cried trying to get out. We were stuck on this ride for over 20 minutes while they re-booted it 3 times and the operator finally just had to override it to get the platform locked back into place. Before this I did not know I was extremely claustrophobic. I would consider myself a person with a pretty good bead on life (in general😉) but my experience on this ride did a number on me, and to this day, 14 or 15 years later, it’s still something I can’t recall without feeling some pretty intense fear. I’m glad the ride was removed but still pretty pissed that after all the terrible panic and fear, I never got to ride the damn thing.

    • @ernie39
      @ernie39 Před rokem

      thats such a bummer agh!

  • @KarstensCreationsKC
    @KarstensCreationsKC Před 5 lety +151

    14:48
    "Looking at a line of seats...resembling a Little Caesar's advertisement."
    "You hear Angelina Jolie's ....LIPS!"
    Can I buy some pot from you?

  • @dockingtwo3403
    @dockingtwo3403 Před 5 lety +16

    I have a weird fear of unused big things. I don’t know what it is but stuff like that huge statue just sitting there in the dark right next to you freaks me out

  • @RRRRRaa
    @RRRRRaa Před 6 lety +657

    'She's talking in hindu now'
    Gotta love Americans.

  • @t.a.d.k.d6580
    @t.a.d.k.d6580 Před 4 lety +14

    The intro was literally the ride. *I get it now*

  • @PhazonEnder
    @PhazonEnder Před 4 lety +16

    This was an amazing ride, the world is a sadder place without it.

  • @heelstevenmaggle5615
    @heelstevenmaggle5615 Před 6 lety +66

    "You hear Angelina Jolie's lips."

  • @TheSkepticalmonkeys
    @TheSkepticalmonkeys Před 6 lety +195

    Its amazing how much better you are at editing and adding effects to the videos since the first one. you deserve way more subs for the quality you're putting out

  • @linz0mbie
    @linz0mbie Před 4 lety +16

    This ride was seriously amazing! I still own my Tomb Raider The Ride hat from back in the day.

  • @firehero1015
    @firehero1015 Před 5 lety +53

    *Y I P P I E S K I P P Y*

    • @moonbot7613
      @moonbot7613 Před 4 lety +2

      Firehero101 I’m gonna start saying this a lot lol

  • @LadyWhiteRabbit
    @LadyWhiteRabbit Před 6 lety +24

    It pains me so much to have never experienced a Tomb Raider ride. Lara's my hero and it would mean the world to me to experience something from her world. Thanks for opening season 2 with this one.

  • @AroundIndiana
    @AroundIndiana Před 6 lety +202

    We use to go to Kings Island every year and the Paramount years were my favorite. I loved the movie theming at the park.

    • @L_Qu
      @L_Qu Před 6 lety +8

      ReviewsTechNow I feel the same way about Kings Dominion

    • @ratrap1984
      @ratrap1984 Před 5 lety +6

      Its totally the same for Kings Dominion. Hopefully they hold on to some of those pre-Paramount rides.

    • @abiwonkenabi7027
      @abiwonkenabi7027 Před 5 lety +8

      I still call Top Gun, Face-Off, and all those rides by their Paramount names. Cedar Fair makes some great coasters, but I always preferred theming in my theme parks. Guess that's why I've always favored Disney.

    • @L_Qu
      @L_Qu Před 5 lety +5

      Abiwon Kenabi I agree, my wife and I just got back from Universal Studios. I’m not a Harry Potter fan by any stretch, but my wife is. I have to say I was very impressed by the Wizarding World of Harry Potter

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 Před 5 lety

      @@abiwonkenabi7027 That's why I love Six Flags (I'm a DC Comics nerd)

  • @TimperialBroadcastingAgency

    Aww, I caught Tomb Raider: The Ride right at the end of high school. It was great.

  • @bishopalexander6617
    @bishopalexander6617 Před 4 lety +15

    This takes me back to when i had a season pass to great america. The ride was rebranded to firefall and you could ride it over and over again because there was hardly ever a line. In my opinion, it was the best ride in the park. It sucked coming back the next year to see that it had been taken out of the park entirely with no warning...

  • @mightyfilm
    @mightyfilm Před 6 lety +50

    Did...did that guy just say "Scooby-Doo and all those people?"

  • @CoasterStudios
    @CoasterStudios Před 6 lety +474

    Very nice video! I never got around to riding Tomb Raider, and did not realize just how cool of an attraction it was. It's too bad it's no longer around, but the Crypt at Kings Dominion isn't half bad! Glad my footage could be of some use to you- keep up the good work!

    • @AlexLikesToons
      @AlexLikesToons Před 6 lety +1

      Coaster Studios Oh hai Taylor!

    • @ThrillRider247
      @ThrillRider247 Před 6 lety

      taylor is nothing special we have the floorless model.. at our park. and from rumors they about to take it out.. like what knotts did to theirs. if you been on one you been on them all. i call it the head banger. i get really bad headaches after it ..

    • @Lost_n_Found_1
      @Lost_n_Found_1 Před 6 lety +9

      ThrillRider247
      It's one of those "you just had be there" type of things. It was a unique experience for the time, and was not like any top spin I had been on before. It didn't just swing around. The movement was programmed as if you were repelling and spelunking in a tomb. The darkness, effects, pre-show, and soundtrack also really submerged you with the experience. So, I must inherently disagree with you. You haven't ridden them all if you've ridden one type of it, lol.

    • @littleferrhis
      @littleferrhis Před 6 lety +2

      IDK the Crypt at kings dominion is fun when the line for the volcano is way too long, but I would not be surprised if it got torn down soon because no one rides it really.

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting Před 6 lety +1

      Coaster Studios Hi Taylor! You’re awesome!

  • @watcherzero5256
    @watcherzero5256 Před 5 lety +12

    Alton Towers did a great implementation of the 40 seat version called Ripsaw, opened in 1997 closed in 2015. While it didn't have elaborate theming (though the ride itself was themed well) what was great about it was it added water with the ride slowly lowering you upside down and face first towards fountains before spinning you through them several times. There was also a similar themed haunted house dark ride in the hall called Hex where the room span around the riders while they were sat in a mild pirate ship style swing creating the illusion of a fully vertical ride.

  • @thedevilgoose2482
    @thedevilgoose2482 Před 3 lety +5

    *"yippy skippy!"*
    I wish I felt that level of happiness in my life..

  • @xwaterlilyx
    @xwaterlilyx Před 6 lety +28

    Season 2! and a full 20 minute episode! My day couldn't get any better.

  • @epicphail2926
    @epicphail2926 Před 6 lety +11

    YES KINGS ISLAND! This is my home and God do I remember this ride haha

  • @zayll4945
    @zayll4945 Před 5 lety +24

    My friends and I referred to this ride as the "Pocket Raider" 🤣

    • @jamescrow4915
      @jamescrow4915 Před 3 lety +6

      Say farewell to your change

    • @TheLambdaTeam
      @TheLambdaTeam Před rokem +2

      Guess park employees indeed went in it for a little "treasure hunt" after closing time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lubs-ridesattractions3137

    With the help of this video, I was finally able to recreate a full virtual recreation of this legendary ride. It truly was the best attraction in the Midwest during the Paramount years. Thanks for the research help, Defunctland! 🙏🏼

    • @pizzafroth1521
      @pizzafroth1521 Před 3 měsíci

      Your recreation is INCREDIBLE!!! I owe you immensely for it.

    • @pizzafroth1521
      @pizzafroth1521 Před měsícem

      I hope you read this one day. I can't thank you enough for your recreation.

  • @JigglyCox
    @JigglyCox Před 6 lety +120

    Great video! Been dying for defunctland to return!!!

  • @Karasaph
    @Karasaph Před 6 lety +36

    great video. And it shows once again: "Copyright destroys art"

    • @TriWaZe
      @TriWaZe Před 6 lety

      They could sell the rights with the park but clearly in this case and in most cases they didn't include it in the deal. Even though they paid crazy money for it. Maybe they had the option and just weren't willing to cough up the funds but more than likely CBS was just like nah you can't use it period.

  • @PassTheMarmalade1957
    @PassTheMarmalade1957 Před 5 lety +11

    I remember watching the Son of Beast unveiling, and the crowd was SHOOK. The people at the Tomb Raider unveiling just seem to be standing there in confused silence.

  • @alexandria1663
    @alexandria1663 Před 3 lety +12

    I'm so beyond happy I got to ride this in it's original state, it immediately became one of my favorite rides. I was so heartbroken to come back year after year and watch it get worse each time. Look how they massacred my boy you guys.

  • @8MillsProductions
    @8MillsProductions Před 6 lety +114

    Please do the nickeloden studio at universal parks.

    • @doozy3485
      @doozy3485 Před 6 lety +2

      i suggest you watch abandoned by bright sun films's episode about nick studios, probably defunctland with a little less detail

    • @kendyllcampi2993
      @kendyllcampi2993 Před 5 lety

      FoxytheWhovian1 you probably know this already since this comment is 8 months old, but in case it’s not, there is a video on it now

  • @ElectedNews
    @ElectedNews Před 5 lety +382

    I’m serious man. How have you not pitched this series to any tv networks??

    • @Supersquigi
      @Supersquigi Před 5 lety +136

      I bet lots of parent companies wouldn't like the stuff that he dishes out about the truth of these attractions and companies, even if it is relatively unbiased.

    • @aww2593
      @aww2593 Před 5 lety +46

      @@brutallyhonest123 lmao holy shit man, enjoy life, no need to get so pissed at nothing

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis Před 5 lety +24

      @@brutallyhonest123 Had a rough day?

    • @edenjaycollins6055
      @edenjaycollins6055 Před 5 lety +17

      @@brutallyhonest123 bad day?

    • @moonkingdomify
      @moonkingdomify Před 5 lety +11

      because you can make more money independently than on a tv network currently.

  • @KyrieFortune
    @KyrieFortune Před 3 lety +6

    "Instead of Jaws, they had Face/Off" that sounds like a win to me

  • @daveyboi4344
    @daveyboi4344 Před rokem +4

    This was one of my first amusement park rides and it's still one of my favorites. I will literally never forget the immaculate theming and how crazy it was. RIP.

  • @mariopikaman1
    @mariopikaman1 Před 6 lety +56

    Wow! Wasn't that amazing? But hey, it's magic!

  • @somebarf
    @somebarf Před 6 lety +58

    I love this channel so much, thank you

  • @jonathansparks882
    @jonathansparks882 Před 3 lety +4

    I had NO idea what this rise was when I was a kid and first got on it. My dad sat next to and noticed the giant arms on the side connecting into the platform on seats. He then leaned over and said " This whole thing is going up " and he laughed when he saw the look on my face as I turned over to him. I can still remember how much I screamed when the whole PLATFORM was doing 360 spins.

  • @Whatlander
    @Whatlander Před 5 lety +21

    You can see the moment when Newscaster Doug realizes he's just mispronounced "mount."

  • @DanVillainFilms
    @DanVillainFilms Před 6 lety +84

    Do Star Trek: The Experience at the Las Vegas Hilton! A man can dream. Great video as always.

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 Před 6 lety +4

      Elijah Grimes and possibly The Borg Assimilator rollercoaster from Paramount's Carowinds?

    • @edgarlealz
      @edgarlealz Před 6 lety +1

      Elijah Grimes Yes Yes Yes!

    • @Imperius__Rex
      @Imperius__Rex Před 6 lety +3

      Dude, yes please! Fond memories of that as a kid!

    • @hausdrache4054
      @hausdrache4054 Před 6 lety +3

      As a huge Star Trek fan, I will forever cry over the lost Star Trek themeing at Carowinds. 😭

    • @Squirrelitis
      @Squirrelitis Před 6 lety +1

      If one is going to do anything Star Trek they need to go back to the original "Star Trek Adventure" that was at Universal Hollywood in the 80's.
      I still have my video from being in it.

  • @Soonjai
    @Soonjai Před 6 lety +46

    Great Video, the Ride looks awesome and the original ride program just sound nuts. I would kill to ride this in it´s original form without knowing what´s coming.
    That being said there is still a licensed Tomb Raider Ride left. It´s called "Tomb Raider: The Machine" and it is in Italy´s Movieland Park. It´s a Zamperla Windshear, a variation of the Top Spin Ride that can tilt the gondola by rotating both arms into different positions and it will spin gueasts around while at those wierd angels. Not nearly as well themed as the original ride shown here, but the ride program itself makes it worth a ride if you are at the park.

    • @WickedWonder1979
      @WickedWonder1979 Před 6 lety +4

      Soonjai I rode Tomb Raider without knowing what was supposed to be inside or anything about Tomb Raider itself. I don't know if it was during opening season or not. I just remember loving it and being totally awed at the car motion itself, let alone the theming.

  • @Captmushy
    @Captmushy Před 4 lety +20

    Man, I really do miss the scooby doo ride in kings island :'(
    All we have now is "Boo blasters on boo hill."
    where my homies scooby and shaggy at

    • @DuckandMikeyfan49
      @DuckandMikeyfan49 Před 4 lety +1

      Capt.Mushy Getting ready for their new movie into 2020.

    • @ActionNerdGo
      @ActionNerdGo Před 4 lety +1

      I remember making out with my girlfriend on that ride.

    • @kristinasymons
      @kristinasymons Před 3 lety +2

      Forget Scooby Doo, I miss “Phantom Theater”, (before Scooby) 😭😭😭

  • @ycoyle2803
    @ycoyle2803 Před 3 lety +4

    I rode this ride early in it’s life and just couldn’t get over seeing those huge counterweights and how the entire inside of that tan cube seemed to be used for the ride. It does seem I remember the lines being long and frequent ride closures. I had always wondered what happened to it - thanks for the vid