The "breathable water" from The Abyss is 500X more believable than Jason Statham surviving 2,500 atmosphere's of pressure with the power of testosterone and coolness.
More believable? Sure. More awesome-er? Not a chance. I'm surprised there isn't a scene in this movie of a shark biting him but he flexes so hard that the sharks teeth break. How fuckin awesomely terrible would that be?
The "oxygenated fluorocarbon" technology in The Abyss is more believable because it is real. The depth that Bud dives to is probably more questionable.
As someone who's been a SCUBA diver for 15 years, and is a qualified commercial diver, I want to explain the pressurization thing. So, while there is some logic behind filling your sinuses with water, it would not help you. While it would equalize the pressure in those specific cavities (if the bones could even withstand that much compression) you have other cavities in your body and your whole chest would cave in.
im crying laughing listening to Charlie explain how ridiculous this movie is lmao "How could it possibly be out of fuel when it just landed there?! Did it barely make the trip there?!"
LMAO "i forgot to mention he was on a jetski, i dont know what you were picturing without the jetski..." right before he said that and was talking about him riding the wave, i was like wtf, is he gliding on some high tech water boots? lmao
The more I kept listening, the more I swear this sounds like an AI wrote most of the script. The sudden release of the shark leading to the sudden discovery of a mining operation and suddenly that base being destroyed, but then having plot points that hinge on the discovery of the said base as a motivating factor the bad guys convoluted plans.
@@Dovahkiin106 AI alr is gon replace every single job imaginable. But before that happens, we're gonna kill ourselves by making the planet inhospitable.
For anyone wondering, at 25,000 ft the pressure would be ~757x the normal atmospheric pressure. That comes out to around 11,000 psi (give or take). Every 10 meters/33 ft the pressure increases by one atmosphere roughly. Just a reminder that the Titan sub imploded at 12,500 ft. At half the depth in the movie, a metal sub was crushed in less than 10 milliseconds.
I just wanna add, when the guy blew the octopus, he was at least 10 meters away from the explosion UNDERWATER and he just swims away like nothing happened REMEMBER: Explosive underwater is SO MUCH DEADLIER that explosion in the air, the pressure waves will fold, crush and rip you apart especially if you're too close to the blast radius
Leia surviving IS more plausible. Waaaaaay more plausible, even without the force. Someone already commented about the titan, they weren't even half that depth and they got crushed so fast their body's couldnt even realize it.
Charlie it was a pleasure meeting you at the movies today! Sorry for being so starstruck/in shock. Going from seeing an old man peeing in the hallway to meeting Jesus himself was a lot for me to process in the few milliseconds I had!
Jason Stat-Ham isn’t affected by pressure. Pressure is affected by Jason Statham. Jason Stat-Ham puts pressure onto pressure. Jason Statham crushes pressure and makes pressure collapse and implode
Basically the same issue with Godzilla or Transformers. Trying to force a human element into what should be a giant monster/robot fight movie. When I see godzilla, I wanna see a giant dragon thing fight other giant beast thing, not some weird love plot/ scientist discovery that turns that giant monster into a side plot or setting location than the actual focus
26:58 "Did the lizard monsters siphon the gas cus theyre addicted to gas?" I thought this was a movie about sharks loool. Charlie slowly slipping into insanity trying to explain this movie.
I love it when he goes on like this. He's like a little boy who just saw his favourite super hero movie and it sucked balls and he's trying his hardest to explain why it sucked balls to his parents and friends
@@Imgoingtohell-rd5sm and they're ignoring them to the point they aren't even getting the author involved. Books are actully grounded and try to be realistic.
@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdDo you really think that's an effective way of spreading your religion? Harassing and annoying people online? You are just trying to get your golden ticket into heaven but are instead turning people away. Please re-evaluate what you are doing.
i could listen to charlie explain movie plots for hours 😭 i love how into it he gets and no matter how bad he said the movie is he makes it so interesting to listen to him talk about it
I am a new follower of your account. There is no reason why I, a 58 year old woman, could ever explain how I even found you. I'm so curious that I'll give damn near anything a chance. Charlie, all I can say is I am enjoying the f out of you, your Moist testing fast foods are so funny with your buddy. I am dying that I can totally relate to a 28 year old person. ❤🎉😂
EXCUSE ME!? Backdoor plumbers 3 has the strongest plot of any modern entertainment... you will go from laughter to tears and back again through this BANGER of a movie.
this was in fact the greatest shark story time of all time , i want more Charlie just either going insane over a movie plot or just telling a movie plot in general , i would have that as my main podcast
Props to you Charlie! You made the 80% of the movie, that you said was boring, actually fun to imagine! The scenes that played out in my head were far from boring!
5:04 This would have been a really great idea. After all, the reason why we can't have great white sharks in aquariums is because the crowded spaces makes them swim less, and because their heartbeat/breathing is dependent on frequent movement, they die of a heart attack or something due to living in a crowded cage. And as the crew takes note of this because the Meg's heart stopped beating in their in lab indicators, so they send a crew to check on him, and then, the scientists note the heartbeat suddenly going on again, and the Meg wakes up and mauls everyone like Charlie said in true horror movie fashion.
It could be triggered by the Meg reaching a certain size in relation to the space. That would be interesting to watch and leave viewers second guessing real life dead fish. That's really what you want out of a slaughter scene. Lasting impression in the back of their minds that makes children shut the closet door and leap to the bed when the light goes off so the monster underneath doesn't grab them.
One day, Charlie is going to break the internet by making up a wacky internet drama situation and deadpan narrative through it. This man could convince me a congress man turned up in a furry costume to a Senate debate and I’d believe it
When Charlie said Jason Statham rode the wave created by the Meg without every mentioning a jetski, what i envisioned was him just standing on the water and casually walking over the huge wave.
I would be like “wow this corporate greed conspiracy stuff is so unrealistic no way would they insist on continuing the trip after the Meg escapes” but then I remember a couple months ago a ceo insisted on going to the bottom of the ocean in a busted up submersible 😂
Bless your heart for sitting through all of this. After listening to the first part of the story explained I had to nope out, my brain couldn't turn off enough just to listen to Charlie's voice. 😅
I can't believe that Hollywood expected us to accept that the only thing keeping the Megalodon captive was a piece of construction paper. Cardstock is much stronger.
that exactly what i was about to say, that either charlie is such a good storyteller that hes actaully making this movie sound fun or they actually had a cool concept but somehow fucked themselves up
I saw the commercials and if the sharks are that big in the actual movie, there is no way they could ever realistically get anywhere near a beach without just getting stuck on land and dying.
I’ve waited to see this video. Me and my friend always watch bad movies and we were so “hyped” for meg 2 so i added this to my “watch later” until I’ve already seen the movie
Fast forward 6 months to your review on madame Webb 😂 I just got started on watching your stuff. So far I’m enjoying your content and learning from it. Thanks for your content bro.
I think the 3D glasses blinded me to the plot holes, because normally I’d catch on to these kind of things in movies but still, I found I was enjoying myself the whole way through, I caught myself laughing in the theater when no one else was because of the bad writing, for example (spoiler) when that unrememberable characters helmet exploded from the water pressure and killed them, adding nothing to the plot at all, I was the only person laughing, and when they introduced a fucking Kraken I just started laughing at everything because I could tell the directors gave up on trying to make a coherent movie. my favorite quote however from the film was “YEAH! Who said 50. Caliber was an impractical round?!” That shit had me HOWLING 😂
4:54 that's just what happened in the first jurassic world movie. The crazy mega Dino they spliced together slowed its heart rate or lowered its body temp (I don't remember) and then used its cuddlefish DNA to camouflage as to lure somebody into opening the enclosure so it could escape
@@RusticRonnie Oh nah bro, would that be some kind of shrek dragon-donkey situation where we get some mutant half-human half-meg babies? Would they swim or walk? Both? Would they be amphibians? That's cursed af.
Jason was able to survive the immense pressure of the Ocean at 25,000ft due to him being used to the colossal pressure of being Hollywood's greatest star
At 17:33, I admit I gave a belly laugh. What next? Jason Statham takes a walk to the Titanic, picks up some souvenirs, then floats back to the surface?
I convinced my gf into watching moon fall w me. Around 2 minutes in I stated that every time they said moon, I would take a shot, or a healthy sip of wine. Partially remembering Charlie's video, I thought this would be a funny gag, it was not. It was a pretty good time for the first hour or so, chuckling, confusion, as well as using the bottles as a sort of "count" for the sake of things. There was then a 45 minute interval, of what I can only be convinced was a glimpse into the seventh circle of hell: sip after sip, bottles seemingly evaporated out of thin air, there was no time for glasses or measurements. I can only be thankful that my savior (gf) stepped in with me to help drain our last bottle of wine together (fully convinced she saved me from the gates of Valhalla). Overall, 6/10 plot, 9/10 enjoyment, 2/10 script; wacky-ass movie, can't tell if my loss of brain cells made the movie better or worse, however, I can say that I want every (or any) script writer for the sequel thoroughly evaluated, as if I hear "moon" more than 5 times in a one minute sequence again, I will need extensive counseling. Have a nice weekend 👻
I unironically enjoyed Moon Fall, and im not even ashamed to admit it. Its 100% the silliest most bizarre thing ever, but the CGI holds up well and the story is just enough to be comprehensible when you're on the verge of passing out like i was while trying to make it through the whole thing.
Ive always loved sci fi and i always even for a tint bit make an exception for literally anything sci fi related, moon fall just barely hanged on on that exception.
They should have had them find a giant squid that ends up actually being the head of Cthulhu and then have the megalodon fight Cthulhu with the help of Godzilla
My favorite part of the movie was when Jonas was on the jet ski with the spears because he started out with 3, threw one at a shark, missed, AND HE STILL HAD THREE SPEARS AFTER THAT
I personally could never get over how the lizard creatures still had legs and could breathe air, not changing at all since the opening scene, despite living at the bottom of the ocean for millions of years
A 32 minute video of Charlie basically just telling a nonsensical bedtime story. Gotta love it.
Clicked it and literally thought yup this is my bedtime story tonight 😂
mans wearing the black t-shirt
Funny thing is this is likely way more entertaining than the actual movie 😂
Same thing could be said if he recapped the bible for 32 minutes.
Not gonna lie, I always open it like listening to radio to do some work, and like you said, a bedtime story.
I love how expensive most Hollywood productions are and often their moral of the story is 'Money is bad, m'kay?'
Money that isnt in the directors pocket is bad indeed.
@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdoh wow I have seen the light now I am muslin. Thank you CZcams comment section for saving my soul.
It's literally mo money mo problems lmao
@@RokomarnHahahahahaha
Wow what an insightful comment
The "breathable water" from The Abyss is 500X more believable than Jason Statham surviving 2,500 atmosphere's of pressure with the power of testosterone and coolness.
More believable? Sure.
More awesome-er? Not a chance.
I'm surprised there isn't a scene in this movie of a shark biting him but he flexes so hard that the sharks teeth break. How fuckin awesomely terrible would that be?
The "oxygenated fluorocarbon" technology in The Abyss is more believable because it is real. The depth that Bud dives to is probably more questionable.
@@aliensoup2420 HOLY SHIT IT IS REAL
@@aliensoup2420 I cannot believe I didn't know this until now I love The Abyss.
The breathable water is actually true
Honestly a clicker to control a giant shark seems a lot more effective than Chris Pratt holding his hand up to control a bunch of raptors.
It must have been chris pratt's mario powers
@@breezy3176He tamed Yoshi so he should be able to tame raptors easily.
Didn’t he have a clicker in his other hand or did I imagine that to cope with how silly it was
@@lukehead9784 They had a clicker for the first scene with the raptors. That’s it.
@@lukehead9784only the first scene after that he just had telepathy or something
"Stupidity" should be a new movie genre at this point because of how entertaining they could be
"Braindead cinema" my favorite genre.
"fever dream" being a subcategory for completely absurd and disjointed plots
It was back in the 80s and 90s. They just don't make em like they used to 😢
That already exists, it’s called “Fast & Furious but with X thing instead of cars”
My dad loves these movies and it started from sharknado 😂
Seeing Charlie having a breakdown over shitty movies is peak entertainment
it really doesn't get better than this
As someone who's been a SCUBA diver for 15 years, and is a qualified commercial diver, I want to explain the pressurization thing. So, while there is some logic behind filling your sinuses with water, it would not help you. While it would equalize the pressure in those specific cavities (if the bones could even withstand that much compression) you have other cavities in your body and your whole chest would cave in.
Okay but have you considered the power of testosterone and deep voice?
@@whocares7093 movies frfr
I'm an advanced open water diver, but I never considered the power of testosterone.
I like knowing nothing about movies and then having Charlie explain them to me; it's the best way to have a story told
Charlie is the only movie critic I trust
NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY CZcams! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯
He liked the Barbie movie and lost my trust
true
Critical drinker is the one for me
@@BoondockGoreyikes
I love it when Charlie gets crazy trying to explain the logic of insane plots
@@SussyRobloxLordgo back to your boyfriend
MY TOILET PAPPER IS BETTER THAN Charles
MY TOILET PLUNGER IS BETTER THAN CHARIES
@@TheAngelOfDeath000Charlie*
@@lincolnlanier8596 shush child
im crying laughing listening to Charlie explain how ridiculous this movie is lmao "How could it possibly be out of fuel when it just landed there?! Did it barely make the trip there?!"
"Did the lizard monsters siphon the gas????"
LMAO "i forgot to mention he was on a jetski, i dont know what you were picturing without the jetski..." right before he said that and was talking about him riding the wave, i was like wtf, is he gliding on some high tech water boots? lmao
The more I kept listening, the more I swear this sounds like an AI wrote most of the script. The sudden release of the shark leading to the sudden discovery of a mining operation and suddenly that base being destroyed, but then having plot points that hinge on the discovery of the said base as a motivating factor the bad guys convoluted plans.
@@zogwort1522so basically, once AI improves, they’ll just do better work than Hollywood writers, but for free? Sounds good to me.
@@Dovahkiin106?
@@Dovahkiin106I’d argue that AI can do a better job than many Hollywood writers already.
@DIO_106 but think of the economy
@@Dovahkiin106 AI alr is gon replace every single job imaginable. But before that happens, we're gonna kill ourselves by making the planet inhospitable.
For anyone wondering, at 25,000 ft the pressure would be ~757x the normal atmospheric pressure. That comes out to around 11,000 psi (give or take). Every 10 meters/33 ft the pressure increases by one atmosphere roughly.
Just a reminder that the Titan sub imploded at 12,500 ft. At half the depth in the movie, a metal sub was crushed in less than 10 milliseconds.
Doesnt stop Jason Statam with that testosterone and deep voice to swim all over the place.
So what you're saying is, make sure your lungs are REALLY full of air before attempting to swim at that depth
The titan didn't even make 12500, it's assumed the sub uninstalled it's occupants at 8750ft
@@DutchShaeferPussyuninstalled is crazy 😂😂
The hull was made from fiberglass.
I just wanna add, when the guy blew the octopus, he was at least 10 meters away from the explosion UNDERWATER and he just swims away like nothing happened
REMEMBER: Explosive underwater is SO MUCH DEADLIER that explosion in the air, the pressure waves will fold, crush and rip you apart especially if you're too close to the blast radius
0:59 Charlie, I’m gonna need you to show your work here on this math problem because there is no way any movie can be stupider than Moonfall.
1:16
The book is actually terrifying and believable. Steve Alten gave his blessing for them to make it stupid, money is money I guess.
the books are amazing!!
Hollywood has a lot of generic scripts floating around then they slap the name of a book on it.
Yeah I read the book as a kid. Sad to see such a great book turned into such a laughable movie
What a stupid decision.
@@anonisnoone6125 not stupid if they give you money 🤑🤑
Jason swimming at 25,000ft is like when Leah survives space in Star Wars.
Except that Leia surviving somehow seems more plausible thanks to "the force" but Jason not exploding under the pressure was downright B.S!
@@marzinrocker He had the special power of his HOLLYWOOD CONTRACT
The titan only made it to 8750 feet
The power of being the main character
Leia surviving IS more plausible.
Waaaaaay more plausible, even without the force.
Someone already commented about the titan, they weren't even half that depth and they got crushed so fast their body's couldnt even realize it.
Charlie it was a pleasure meeting you at the movies today! Sorry for being so starstruck/in shock. Going from seeing an old man peeing in the hallway to meeting Jesus himself was a lot for me to process in the few milliseconds I had!
@penguinz0
Hallelujah, blessed by the wiles of critikal itself. @eanlopz
@@r1cklain the only cool thing about living in tampa
I am still belly laughing from you acting out the lizard monsters being sprayed with gas
OoOoOoOOOooo
Hearing Charlie go more and more insane attempting to just explain this plot is so good
@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdLALALALALA *Suicide Vest goes off* BOOM!!!!
@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdyour religion says that the suns rises from mud
Sun*
@@davidkolesnikov8039 lol I can alrdy tell the comment, that has been long-deleted, was written by a muslim.
First time Charlie has ever gone through all the five stages of grief while explaining a movie plot. Love to see it.
Jason Stat-Ham isn’t affected by pressure. Pressure is affected by Jason Statham. Jason Stat-Ham puts pressure onto pressure. Jason Statham crushes pressure and makes pressure collapse and implode
Basically the same issue with Godzilla or Transformers. Trying to force a human element into what should be a giant monster/robot fight movie. When I see godzilla, I wanna see a giant dragon thing fight other giant beast thing, not some weird love plot/ scientist discovery that turns that giant monster into a side plot or setting location than the actual focus
“It’s more like a pisstery, because it belongs in the toilet.”
Another banger line from Charlie.
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts
Don't read my name!
Skibidi toilet
After he dropped that i scrolled down
I'm refreshing and seeing the likes go up and up were at 98 rn
As a biologist, I can confirm that it's not how water pressure works 😂
Yes... but as a Jasonologist I can say with confidence that he can swim like an angelic mermaid at depths of up to 50000 meters.
Source: trust me.
@@lliamthrumblecan confirm that Jason’s intrapleural pressure is greater than that of the water at 27,000 feet
Jason is just better
Not only that but the extreme pressure at that depth makes him look younger and suave.
I think physics has more to do with pressure than biology
26:58 "Did the lizard monsters siphon the gas cus theyre addicted to gas?" I thought this was a movie about sharks loool. Charlie slowly slipping into insanity trying to explain this movie.
I feel like it must be infinitely more entertaining to hear Charlie describe this movie than to actually watch it myself
"No one's watching porn for the plot"
Never step foot in a hentai community EVER for your own sake
Or the adult section of Steam
This scares me and i will not ask for sauce.
Yup there is people that write entire bibles about hentai and complain when there are only sex scenes.
Emergence enters the chat
@@thekingofirony Those porn games are crazy kek
I love it when he goes on like this. He's like a little boy who just saw his favourite super hero movie and it sucked balls and he's trying his hardest to explain why it sucked balls to his parents and friends
@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdBOOM!! VIRGINS!!!
@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdnuh uh
Me getting out of Spy Kids 3
i love charlie so much😭😭😭😭
28:56 I actually pictured Jason Statham on a surfboard doing all that stuff
I hate how all these movies at some point preach to us about greed and money while making the most obvious cash grab.
Calling it now: there's gonna be a third one with the title being M3G, and it'll be one to truly rival Moonfall.
Or Meg 3D, gives me late 2000s shlock vibes
Meg is based off a book series I think theres something like 6-7 books rn
@@Imgoingtohell-rd5sm and they're ignoring them to the point they aren't even getting the author involved. Books are actully grounded and try to be realistic.
It's always fun to see Charlie talk super passionately about something
especially when it’s something he hates
@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdDo you really think that's an effective way of spreading your religion? Harassing and annoying people online? You are just trying to get your golden ticket into heaven but are instead turning people away. Please re-evaluate what you are doing.
True 🤣
i could listen to charlie explain movie plots for hours 😭 i love how into it he gets and no matter how bad he said the movie is he makes it so interesting to listen to him talk about it
"This is rare earth metals"
Me: "Alright, which one?"
Who wrote that in the script and thought that was smart? 😂😂
I love how half of Charlie's content is just him making a 10-30 minute video about something that made him laugh earlier that day
I am a new follower of your account. There is no reason why I, a 58 year old woman, could ever explain how I even found you. I'm so curious that I'll give damn near anything a chance.
Charlie, all I can say is I am enjoying the f out of you, your Moist testing fast foods are so funny with your buddy. I am dying that I can totally relate to a 28 year old person. ❤🎉😂
Wholesome comment.
I have successfully found Charlie's 1 geriatric subscriber
Charlie needs to see this
Reading a comment like this is quite nice and wholesome! Keep on having fun c:
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts
EXCUSE ME!? Backdoor plumbers 3 has the strongest plot of any modern entertainment... you will go from laughter to tears and back again through this BANGER of a movie.
"He didn't run on the water or something" Oh, ok *rewinds and edits the movie in my head*
this was in fact the greatest shark story time of all time , i want more Charlie just either going insane over a movie plot or just telling a movie plot in general , i would have that as my main podcast
Guess you haven't heard of Sharknado
@@corycarlson3846 Buddy it looks like you haven't even heard of Six-Headed Shark Attack
@@corycarlson3846à
@@williamphoenix4696 lol A 6 headed shark? that compared to a TORNADO MADE OF SHARKS! They wouldn't stand a chance.
@@corycarlson3846 imagine a tornado made of 6 headed sharks, the shark film industry would probably implode
Props to you Charlie! You made the 80% of the movie, that you said was boring, actually fun to imagine! The scenes that played out in my head were far from boring!
That moist magic
The power of good storytelling
@@AlexanderHenry-hz3td I don't care who the IRS sends I am NOT paying taxes!
@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdgo away we don't care.
@@AlexanderHenry-hz3td out
The new Texas Chainsaw is literally a parody of the parody commercial where the girl says let's hide in the barn full of chainsaws.
The delivery of “so that was awesome” had me dying
A Charlie video over 10 minutes long is always a treat
So almost all his videos
Right would rather watch him rant for a half hour about a Hollywood movie… than watch the actual Hollywood movie
@@HeatherHoltso true
@@HeatherHolt Yes I 100% would
@@AlexanderHenry-hz3td I’m good, but thanks…I guess
This movie made me appreciate Jaws alot more as a cinematic masterpiece. Thank you Steven Spielberg.
jaws is awful, that shark is obviously fake.
@@Mattadork its an old movie bro
@@Mattadork ill still take bad practical puppet/animatronics over bad cgi. tbh, idk why
@@owozzy6841I think he was being sarcastic. Read the comment in Charlie’s voice and i think it was meant to be a joke lol
@@Mattadorkwonderfully laid trap, I commend you sir
I love these types of videos he does, feels like a friend is ranting to me for a few minutes
The amount of pressure at 25000 ft deep in the ocean would literally turn a person into a red mist😂
5:04 This would have been a really great idea.
After all, the reason why we can't have great white sharks in aquariums is because the crowded spaces makes them swim less, and because their heartbeat/breathing is dependent on frequent movement, they die of a heart attack or something due to living in a crowded cage.
And as the crew takes note of this because the Meg's heart stopped beating in their in lab indicators, so they send a crew to check on him, and then, the scientists note the heartbeat suddenly going on again, and the Meg wakes up and mauls everyone like Charlie said in true horror movie fashion.
@@SussyRobloxLordU sure?
Isn't that basically the plot for Jurassic World?
Cool story bro
It could be triggered by the Meg reaching a certain size in relation to the space. That would be interesting to watch and leave viewers second guessing real life dead fish.
That's really what you want out of a slaughter scene. Lasting impression in the back of their minds that makes children shut the closet door and leap to the bed when the light goes off so the monster underneath doesn't grab them.
Too similar to indominus rex
You could delete all social media and still keep up with the news just by watching Charlie's videos
@@realyoz we dont care
@@realyoz wdym "I exposed charlie" like ok wtv we dont care?
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts
As somebody who has. I do and it's wonderful
I did it 💀 he’s the only reason I know what’s going on in the world
One day, Charlie is going to break the internet by making up a wacky internet drama situation and deadpan narrative through it. This man could convince me a congress man turned up in a furry costume to a Senate debate and I’d believe it
I watched Meg 2 and I honestly think it’s a certified cold classic.
When Charlie said Jason Statham rode the wave created by the Meg without every mentioning a jetski, what i envisioned was him just standing on the water and casually walking over the huge wave.
Meg 3: Surfing the Meg Wave
When the female scientist asked if Lance was still alive when his helmet was floating in front of her, I nearly died laughing 😂
It’s bc she was a female scientist. A male scientist would have known better lol
@@HeatherHolt if only she was a Genius African Scientist - per hollywood standard's
@@HeatherHoltSelf own.
@@creatorsfreedom6734 Nice racism clown.
@@HeatherHolt girl setting her own gender back to the stereotypes
Charlie put more work into trying to figure out a way for the plot to make sense than the entire writing and production crew did.
This movie sounds like a masterclass in oceanic chaos and plot twists that need a lifeguard
The most impressive thing is how much Charlie remembers from a movie he watched
He doesn't have tiktok rot like you
@@meestersecure9060 lmao, I don't use tiktok at all, no matter the media, the info fades away pretty quickly
I mean he gives a general breakdown of the stories structure
@@aj9777 much better than I can do after watching a movie, I'd at least need to write a script but Charlie seemed to do this on the fly
@@JordanPlayz158 idk maybe he writes some bullets or something
I would be like “wow this corporate greed conspiracy stuff is so unrealistic no way would they insist on continuing the trip after the Meg escapes” but then I remember a couple months ago a ceo insisted on going to the bottom of the ocean in a busted up submersible 😂
And then he went to hell
@@catgirl2052Going to hell is free and ironically enough, he ended up dying because he wanted to cut on cost, amazing
And now thanks to that's, we can longer question stupid corporate actions in movies cause that is highly possible
@@magsetienne6680He took other people with him.
@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdnpc
Bless your heart for sitting through all of this. After listening to the first part of the story explained I had to nope out, my brain couldn't turn off enough just to listen to Charlie's voice. 😅
dude this was so entertaining charlie, we need more!!
Black T-Shirt Charlie is one of the most dangerous things to ever grace this planet
I can't believe that Hollywood expected us to accept that the only thing keeping the Megalodon captive was a piece of construction paper. Cardstock is much stronger.
This feels like watching Charlie trying to explain a fever dream he'd just had.
"Rare earth minerals" has the same general, vague feel as "unobtainium."
the funny part is that none of this sounds boring, so if they managed to make this boring that's amazing.
I'm late but, the first part of the movie was pretty boring, but the rest of the movie was better
that exactly what i was about to say, that either charlie is such a good storyteller that hes actaully making this movie sound fun or they actually had a cool concept but somehow fucked themselves up
It sucked
What he's describing as boring is really only like the first third, rest of the film is entertaining as hell
Exactly@@bazinga743
I REAALLY want someone to animate Charlie's description of this movie
At 32000 ft underwater your body would immediately implode. This is peak goofy
I love the slow decent into madness you can see Charlie embark on.
I never seen Charlie so passionately irritated by a movie, if he says it’s an Herculean task to sit through this mess, I believe him
I never thought there could be a movie even comparable to moonfall
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts
Don't read my name!
NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY CZcams! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯
It needed a Lexus product placement to ascend past it
Movies seem to get dumber and dumber
This video makes it sound like the best film ever made. I can’t wait to watch this
I laughed throughout your whole explanation, now I definitely want to watch this move. Thanks for the recap Charles!
I saw the commercials and if the sharks are that big in the actual movie, there is no way they could ever realistically get anywhere near a beach without just getting stuck on land and dying.
Excuse you, obviously the land is smart enough to get out of the way of the chonkachompamus
I wish he'd do more in depth reviews like this, whether they're on shitty movies or not.
@@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdshut up
Why can't think for yourself?
@@luvmibratt its not that he cant he just likes to listen to moist ramble
I’ve waited to see this video. Me and my friend always watch bad movies and we were so “hyped” for meg 2 so i added this to my “watch later” until I’ve already seen the movie
Fast forward 6 months to your review on madame Webb 😂 I just got started on watching your stuff. So far I’m enjoying your content and learning from it. Thanks for your content bro.
As a Brit I am sorry Jason Statham put you through this
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts
NO WAY, I JUST MET CHARLIE ON MY CZcams! 100% REAL! (OMG HE JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AT 3 AM!)😱💯
My name is jacob and im not a vampire im a werewolf
Bruh 4 bots
Jason is trash actor, hes super soft like the rock
“It’s more like a pisstery, because it belongs in the toilet.” Hollywood needs this man
he pumps out more zingers than KFC
I think the 3D glasses blinded me to the plot holes, because normally I’d catch on to these kind of things in movies but still, I found I was enjoying myself the whole way through, I caught myself laughing in the theater when no one else was because of the bad writing, for example (spoiler) when that unrememberable characters helmet exploded from the water pressure and killed them, adding nothing to the plot at all, I was the only person laughing, and when they introduced a fucking Kraken I just started laughing at everything because I could tell the directors gave up on trying to make a coherent movie. my favorite quote however from the film was “YEAH! Who said 50. Caliber was an impractical round?!” That shit had me HOWLING 😂
ive been battling depression for a really long time and this video made me laugh histerically. thank you, i really needed this!
4:54 that's just what happened in the first jurassic world movie. The crazy mega Dino they spliced together slowed its heart rate or lowered its body temp (I don't remember) and then used its cuddlefish DNA to camouflage as to lure somebody into opening the enclosure so it could escape
My favorite part of the movie is when Jason Statham says to the shark “what is this mate, some kind of meg 2?” and then he gets meg’d on
Is this before or after he is captured and finds out its a girl shark and starts flirting with it?
looking forward to the kids in meg 3
@@RusticRonnie Oh nah bro, would that be some kind of shrek dragon-donkey situation where we get some mutant half-human half-meg babies? Would they swim or walk? Both? Would they be amphibians? That's cursed af.
Jason was able to survive the immense pressure of the Ocean at 25,000ft due to him being used to the colossal pressure of being Hollywood's greatest star
Always love Charlie's movie reviews. Wish he would do more.
At 17:33, I admit I gave a belly laugh. What next? Jason Statham takes a walk to the Titanic, picks up some souvenirs, then floats back to the surface?
I convinced my gf into watching moon fall w me. Around 2 minutes in I stated that every time they said moon, I would take a shot, or a healthy sip of wine. Partially remembering Charlie's video, I thought this would be a funny gag, it was not. It was a pretty good time for the first hour or so, chuckling, confusion, as well as using the bottles as a sort of "count" for the sake of things. There was then a 45 minute interval, of what I can only be convinced was a glimpse into the seventh circle of hell: sip after sip, bottles seemingly evaporated out of thin air, there was no time for glasses or measurements. I can only be thankful that my savior (gf) stepped in with me to help drain our last bottle of wine together (fully convinced she saved me from the gates of Valhalla). Overall, 6/10 plot, 9/10 enjoyment, 2/10 script; wacky-ass movie, can't tell if my loss of brain cells made the movie better or worse, however, I can say that I want every (or any) script writer for the sequel thoroughly evaluated, as if I hear "moon" more than 5 times in a one minute sequence again, I will need extensive counseling. Have a nice weekend 👻
I could go to bed with this as my bedtime story
megaladon grows legs and walks out
I unironically enjoyed Moon Fall, and im not even ashamed to admit it. Its 100% the silliest most bizarre thing ever, but the CGI holds up well and the story is just enough to be comprehensible when you're on the verge of passing out like i was while trying to make it through the whole thing.
You might suffer from a disease called shit taste lol
thats why its the best fun-bad movie
Ive always loved sci fi and i always even for a tint bit make an exception for literally anything sci fi related, moon fall just barely hanged on on that exception.
I'm interested now ☠️ I skip bad movies but I'm sold now
Watching charlie get more and more frazzled towards the end of his analysis as the movie gets dumber and dumber is hilarious
I pictured Jason Statham using a baking tray as a surf board and one well trained Megalodon in a suit and tie 😂👍
One of the funniest moments was when you talked about meg recognising the trainer . Now I'm hyped I gatta see this movie
They should have had them find a giant squid that ends up actually being the head of Cthulhu and then have the megalodon fight Cthulhu with the help of Godzilla
King Kong swing in for the triple kill
I would pay to watch this
The crystals were really the main character of the story. Almost as critical to the plot as hospital helper 2 in the Hunger Games
I don't watch porn for the plot, I watch it for the set design.
My favorite part of the movie was when Jonas was on the jet ski with the spears because he started out with 3, threw one at a shark, missed, AND HE STILL HAD THREE SPEARS AFTER THAT
Fred - “Look gang a massive shark!”
Shaggy - “FUCK!!”
You know it's gonna be a good video when it's half an hour long
Is it too late to be a good day
The cackle I let out when he said the helicopter was out of fuel.
I personally could never get over how the lizard creatures still had legs and could breathe air, not changing at all since the opening scene, despite living at the bottom of the ocean for millions of years