I've Never Seen Something This Horrible

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  • @deftrascal1626
    @deftrascal1626 Před rokem +2800

    the lady screaming after everything they said probably couldn’t bear how uncomfortable it’d be if there was no noise and just stuck with the bit, what an american hero

    • @Ascending4
      @Ascending4 Před 10 měsíci +102

      She took one for the team. Mad respect

    • @Eve_gothgirl
      @Eve_gothgirl Před 10 měsíci +7

      Charlie should just start screaming at every person he talks about on his videos

    • @michaelelam9779
      @michaelelam9779 Před 9 měsíci +15

      He definitely paid that lady to do that 😂

    • @proverbs5581
      @proverbs5581 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@Ascending4proly a feminist

    • @Ascending4
      @Ascending4 Před 9 měsíci +14

      @@proverbs5581 😂😂 nah son

  • @Chad_Losey
    @Chad_Losey Před rokem +7009

    Tells her she looks like his cousin
    Follows it up with a "you wanna make out"
    This truly is a one of a kind performance

    • @chrish8111
      @chrish8111 Před rokem +280

      Like what the fuck was he thinking T_T

    • @GalaxyStandard77
      @GalaxyStandard77 Před rokem +214

      @@chrish8111 throwing shit at the wall and praying it sticks.

    • @nymphology44
      @nymphology44 Před rokem +163

      he looks like the kind of guy to have repressed feelings for his cousin

    • @powerfullpummel6417
      @powerfullpummel6417 Před rokem +24

      @@nymphology44 whos a guy

    • @nymphology44
      @nymphology44 Před rokem +16

      @@powerfullpummel6417 def noodles 😭 sorry i should’ve clarified

  • @sigma--boss7098
    @sigma--boss7098 Před rokem +2074

    Shoutout to that ONE woman in the entire audience trying her best to hype up the "roasts" by yelling and clapping at the end of every sentence. If it wasn't for her the silence would've been deafening!

    • @jaffaesque
      @jaffaesque Před rokem +1

      There’s always one drunk white chick…

    • @Dyrock666
      @Dyrock666 Před rokem +66

      Not the hero we deserved

    • @isabelamogosanu7777
      @isabelamogosanu7777 Před 11 měsíci +79

      i went to a comedy show once... dude spent an entire set making insect jokes and a group of lady's in the front row did alll the clapping.

    • @VampiresAreRealGuys
      @VampiresAreRealGuys Před 9 měsíci +2

      i dont think yall are fans of comedy... yeah this wasnt great but not bad for what it was

    • @Buggolious
      @Buggolious Před 6 měsíci +22

      ​@@VampiresAreRealGuysno it was pretty bad, comedy fan or not won't change anyones opinion

  • @violinsinthevoid4579
    @violinsinthevoid4579 Před rokem +2904

    10:00 that joke is so cringe that somebody in the audience screams in abject horror and agony. The human body cannot withstand this degree of cringe.

    • @nikitajames2686
      @nikitajames2686 Před rokem +37

      Really?, That's it I'm calling the ambulance! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪😬😂😂

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 Před rokem +144

      They just fuckin exploded like rorscharch from watchmen

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Před rokem +64

      Whoever they are.they cringe so bad..their soul left their body

    • @quintonporter270
      @quintonporter270 Před rokem +44

      No, even worse, I think the girl screaming actually found the joke funny.

    • @splits8999
      @splits8999 Před rokem +29

      it sounds like the fucking dead by daylight scream

  • @ilz_y
    @ilz_y Před rokem +13004

    “You’re like my cousin if he were a girl.”
    Clearly this man is on a level of humour that humans are not evolved enough to understand.

  • @FreekUnique
    @FreekUnique Před rokem +16959

    That poor gal is absolutely fighting for her life up there, feels like she's being held hostage at cringepoint

  • @kimmyfreak200
    @kimmyfreak200 Před rokem +764

    this set makes The Room look like an oscar winner masterpiece

    • @justin_sanchez_
      @justin_sanchez_ Před rokem +38

      The Room is a masterpiece

    • @DrVanNostrand01
      @DrVanNostrand01 Před rokem +17

      You're tearing me apart LISA

    • @sweetnumb
      @sweetnumb Před rokem +8

      ... what? The Room didn't actually win several Oscars?!

    • @03kurri80
      @03kurri80 Před rokem +6

      Tommy Wiseau is coming out with another movie soon

  • @delee8407
    @delee8407 Před rokem +441

    I will say the dude made me laugh with the " .. you have a vest on in the summer time..."

  • @arthurkern6662
    @arthurkern6662 Před rokem +10632

    that nervous chuckle she does everytime she tells a joke like shes not sure if its funny or not

    • @numpty94
      @numpty94 Před rokem +922

      When an introvert tries to roast someone

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Před rokem +4

      I’M BETTER THAN PENGUINZ0 LMAO

    • @kevinlai9720
      @kevinlai9720 Před rokem +300

      Well, someone's gotta laugh at her jokes

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Před rokem

      OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO 🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐵🐵🐵🐵 PREEETUVVYHJKNJKJ

    • @redmoonrise6507
      @redmoonrise6507 Před rokem +351

      at 12:36 people in the chat are using tomato emojis LMAO

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 Před rokem +4508

    “You’re like my cousin, if he were a girl.” “You wanna make out?” “So you’re a lesbian by choice?” “I’m not white.”
    👏👏👏

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem +4

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @meowrosie4886
      @meowrosie4886 Před rokem +100

      😭😭

    • @olivedzuni5051
      @olivedzuni5051 Před rokem +283

      really advanced humor there

    • @Web720
      @Web720 Před rokem +121

      Reminds me of that old Penguinz0 rap video, where the dude calls him gay and say "as a matter of fact" a lot and the other dude kept saying "I don't even know" a lot.

    • @nadinerusso0808
      @nadinerusso0808 Před rokem +47

      thankfully all the middle aged women who have been enjoying his thirst traps now have the opportunity to simulate exactly what it would be like to go on a date with dennis.

  • @gabrielle9412
    @gabrielle9412 Před 7 měsíci +64

    When Charlie said “this is like terrorism” I was literally trying to come up with something that makes me react this viscerally and that hit the nail on the head.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond Před 5 měsíci

      Why do you think they brought up 9/11? LOL

  • @CandiceDaniellee
    @CandiceDaniellee Před rokem +815

    This really could not have gone worse

  • @axeraw3813
    @axeraw3813 Před rokem +10252

    This literally healed my social anxiety like no situation where i was awkward or cringe can live up to this

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem +9

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @DonCrack97
      @DonCrack97 Před rokem +349

      Wow thats uplifting, I didn't thought about that, thank you random person on the Internet

    • @samfinnell6070
      @samfinnell6070 Před rokem +40

      Awe :)

    • @carrie8756
      @carrie8756 Před rokem +15

      :’) same

    • @ronaldnixon5049
      @ronaldnixon5049 Před rokem +69

      @@ItzMalick stop

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast Před rokem +12403

    This video was 15 minutes of me trying make it through the 2nd hand embarrassment

    • @tenwke1444
      @tenwke1444 Před rokem +24

      2 minutes

    • @pedesettrik
      @pedesettrik Před rokem +87

      Go rap in black ops 2, funny beatbox man

    • @bobgoatfrog
      @bobgoatfrog Před rokem +44

      He only made it through 15 minutes

    • @metformin3154
      @metformin3154 Před rokem +76

      I had to unplug my mouse to stop myself from pausing it

    • @kappa6550
      @kappa6550 Před rokem +21

      The amount of cringe is making me sweating

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Před rokem +331

    Props to that one chick in the audience who is the only person having a good time

  • @deecenoix4240
    @deecenoix4240 Před rokem +98

    Her just half panting half laughing after everything she said made it so much worse 💀

  • @Tpelz
    @Tpelz Před rokem +4704

    The person that screams after every joke is probably the funniest thing about this video

    • @iheartsunshine
      @iheartsunshine Před rokem +315

      ikr, shit had me dying the first few screams

    • @olliedee
      @olliedee Před rokem +167

      I think you're playing a bit fast and loose with the term 'joke'

    • @von3363
      @von3363 Před rokem +260

      "9/11!"
      "WOOOOO"

    • @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070
      @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070 Před rokem +119

      They're doing the lord's work, the undeserved elation helps balance out my urge for death

    • @redrob6026
      @redrob6026 Před rokem +80

      Imagine how much they're loving life if they laugh at this

  • @Marcomanexists
    @Marcomanexists Před rokem +3970

    Whoever’s in the audience screaming after every ‘joke’ is a legend

  • @conndor2753
    @conndor2753 Před 7 měsíci +26

    Girl sounded like she
    A. was held at gunpoint (or her family/loved ones were)
    B. didn't want to be here, but was told to socialize despite her near crippling anxiety
    C. Both.

  • @magnusblitz2311
    @magnusblitz2311 Před rokem +121

    “You wanna make out?”
    “No”
    “I knew it”
    Evidently, this man is on a different astral plane that we, lowly mortals, cannot comprehend. He is truly the connoisseur of comedy.

  • @mentallyillfinger
    @mentallyillfinger Před rokem +4008

    I love when Def has nothing to say he immediately starts sexualizing the other person on stage and calls it comedy.

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming Před rokem +355

      That’s why this roast show is garbage, they only go for looks or sexual remarks since they don’t know the other person and can’t form a good roast.

    • @GrandRizzard
      @GrandRizzard Před rokem +274

      @@drderelict7987 yeah but they arent clever so its creepy

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm Před rokem +4

      @@GrandRizzard I can see you

    • @equidistanthoneyjoy7600
      @equidistanthoneyjoy7600 Před rokem +89

      @@drderelict7987 Yeah, but the difference is, those rappers don't pause for 10 seconds to think, and their roasts rhyme. The roasts themselves are mostly secondary, the winner is ultimately decided on by delivery; and christ was the delivery in this fucking awful, constant pauses and stops and everything is poorly said.

    • @al8951
      @al8951 Před rokem +5

      @@drderelict7987 wtf

  • @ShintoArt
    @ShintoArt Před rokem +7152

    Charlie truly is a connoisseur of cringe, he's like an archeologist digging' up lost relics.

    • @SheepyIsSleepy
      @SheepyIsSleepy Před rokem +94

      "lost relics" he's watching a stream from like a day ago

    • @miniec0oper001
      @miniec0oper001 Před rokem +4

      @@annoswet1576 I'm struggling as well 😖

    • @fiabands
      @fiabands Před rokem +16

      He literally said this was trending on twitter

    • @ironsam2381
      @ironsam2381 Před rokem +29

      this relic shouldve stayed lost.

    • @RandomUser8P
      @RandomUser8P Před rokem +13

      Less like discovering a long lost relic, more like coming across an absolute gem that happened to be freshly developed

  • @luzicarious
    @luzicarious Před rokem +158

    I'm actually jealous of the people who attended this beautiful mess

  • @mikayla1292
    @mikayla1292 Před rokem +105

    the way they’re just silently standing there is painful

  • @theggamer538
    @theggamer538 Před rokem +3665

    Charlie: "I saw how horrible it was, and I had to share it with you"
    I like your sadism Charlie

  • @ailuromantic
    @ailuromantic Před rokem +862

    that girl sounds like shes having a panic attack the entire time shes breathing so damn hard like shes about to start bawling. it hurts to hear

    • @jasonmaurella2
      @jasonmaurella2 Před rokem +17

      No comments just 344 people agreeing with you gotta love it

    • @violetwade6528
      @violetwade6528 Před rokem +2

      @@jasonmaurella2 yes.

    • @horaceosirian8993
      @horaceosirian8993 Před měsícem +2

      Curled up in the foetal position on the floor after accidentally Superman double-punching herself in the nuts, uncontrollably liquid projectile shitting herself, spinning around like a catherine wheel, rapidly melting and rendering down into a steaming black noxious liquid giving off a high-pitched sibilant hiss that sounds like God's temper boiling over, which eventually leaves a blacker-than-black burned stain on the floor that reads *_THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE_* in Ancient Babylonian Pokemon Cunieform.

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin Před měsícem

      @@horaceosirian8993Amazing comment.
      Restored my faith in humanity.

  • @faefiercevulpine6990
    @faefiercevulpine6990 Před 4 měsíci +15

    The girl…honestly did amazing for how terrible a situation this was for her, like she wasn’t super funny but for being stuck on the spot for cringe history, she held her own

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn Před rokem +44

    I normally cringe very easily at public stunts like this, but honestly this just sounds like my two younger siblings arguing, just throwing nothing burgers at each other trying to make the other one cry.

    • @drayott-jr
      @drayott-jr Před rokem

      Nigga which one of yo siblings threatening to make out with eachother 😭😭😭

  • @gabe.t2030
    @gabe.t2030 Před rokem +4321

    This feels like if the two nervous, anxious teens were in a new friend group and trying to fit in where forced to rap battle each other but they failed to be funny and receive validation.

    • @andie1773
      @andie1773 Před rokem +190

      this is so incredibly specific and yet it perfectly describes the situation

    • @reireiichi8980
      @reireiichi8980 Před rokem +54

      Reminds me that i used to intentionally fail at doing things, to look ridiculous and make my classmates laugh because I just couldn't fit in at all. I wish I could erase that time of my life.

    • @2Kraykray
      @2Kraykray Před rokem +5

      @@GelatoooBuzzz it just feels like that

    • @destroycraft1735
      @destroycraft1735 Před rokem +12

      I really hate how accurate you were...

    • @heartsforluci4
      @heartsforluci4 Před rokem +3

      @@GelatoooBuzzz You missed the point.

  • @MichaelDemoraes6957
    @MichaelDemoraes6957 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Her last resort was to say 9/11 10 times

  • @TheGreatChrisB
    @TheGreatChrisB Před rokem +4439

    I feel so bad for that girl. She will think about this event every single night right as she falls asleep for the rest of her life.

    • @Caetlind97
      @Caetlind97 Před rokem

      As she should

    • @fishie3799
      @fishie3799 Před rokem +394

      Charlie censored the part at the very end when the girl shouts a no-context slur into the mic. He accidentally played it on stream lol.

    • @peacefrog9306
      @peacefrog9306 Před rokem +17

      @@fishie3799 what slur?? lmfao

    • @fishie3799
      @fishie3799 Před rokem +469

      @@peacefrog9306 The guy says "you're gonna get me banned on Twitch" or something to that effect, and she just screams "F**GOT!" into the mic, unprompted lol. Charlie immediately had to close the video down on stream and say he didn't know she yelled a slur. Oops.

    • @TheGreatChrisB
      @TheGreatChrisB Před rokem

      @@fishie3799 oh, so maybe she's a degenerate like the dude hosting it, whatever his name was

  • @elgringo1893
    @elgringo1893 Před rokem +8231

    It's actually interesting on a psychological level as to why it's so hard to watch something like this. It seems like this entire set needs to be saved for scientific research.

    • @MissMarvel_
      @MissMarvel_ Před rokem +364

      It's called secondhand embarrassment

    • @LoisoPondohva
      @LoisoPondohva Před rokem +449

      @@MissMarvel_ yeah, but on this level of power it can actually attract attention of some MKUltra type of black ops to be used as a weapon.

    • @MissMarvel_
      @MissMarvel_ Před rokem +198

      @@LoisoPondohva it is indeed that devastating. in order to survive i had to mute AND skip parts of this video

    • @Jackson-pu7gd
      @Jackson-pu7gd Před rokem +127

      @@LoisoPondohva yeah true that... this level of cringe could be used as an "enhanced interrogation" technique at guantanamo bay

    • @chikntendie
      @chikntendie Před rokem +117

      I think Veritasium or Vsauce did a video on this topic and it’s because social awkwardness is processed in the same part of our brain that registers physical pain.

  • @ShanaNVallejo
    @ShanaNVallejo Před 3 měsíci +12

    The level of secondhand embarrassment that this caused me has to be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

  • @ericlane3256
    @ericlane3256 Před rokem +20

    11:00 Charlie’s immediate disappointment after cheering him on is 10x funnier than anything said in that Def Noodles video

  • @desykee3088
    @desykee3088 Před rokem +4310

    This feels like when you and your 2 cousins set up a “talent show” for everyone on thanksgiving, go into a room in the back for an hour preparing for your big moment, and hold your family hostage while they eat, forcing them to watch you sing a karaoke version of a song you only know the chorus to and mumble the rest of the verses while dancing off beat and “strumming” a rock band controller guitar.

    • @madsxaeaii9373
      @madsxaeaii9373 Před rokem +654

      That was very specific. Is there anything you need to get off your chest?

    • @desykee3088
      @desykee3088 Před rokem +126

      @@madsxaeaii9373 🤣🤣

    • @TecTitan
      @TecTitan Před rokem +2

      @@desykee3088
      these poor bastards recorded and publicized it live tho

    • @soracat6255
      @soracat6255 Před rokem +220

      So...did this happen to you, or did you perform this oblivious torture on your family? Regardless, my condolences lol

    • @TGolden509
      @TGolden509 Před rokem +143

      Why did this unlock some old cringe memories of me as a child 😭😂😂

  • @keiranw9257
    @keiranw9257 Před rokem +2999

    props to the person screaming after every joke the hero we didn't want but needed

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @Weavaloid
      @Weavaloid Před rokem +342

      @@ItzMalick spamming your message in the comments is more cringe than this First Super Roast Battles video.

    • @goldenfurniture123
      @goldenfurniture123 Před rokem +1

      lol!

    • @corimoon3360
      @corimoon3360 Před rokem

      @@Weavaloid I’m saying like dude honestly needs to STFU! I’m bout to start spamming they ass!

    • @mikehazen2745
      @mikehazen2745 Před rokem +19

      False… this performance is several levels of cringe higher than this cringey content creator

  • @Stogeyslapper
    @Stogeyslapper Před měsícem +5

    Calling half of them fat when it’s like 8 people in the room is wild

  • @ladydepravity570
    @ladydepravity570 Před rokem +27

    You can really taste how insufferable it is when Charlie cringes so hard it sounds like he's about to cry

  • @dirkuhdirk5534
    @dirkuhdirk5534 Před rokem +3338

    I cannot imagine being in that "crowd". The discomfort and cringe they all felt must have been several orders of magnitude greater than anything they've ever felt before

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Před rokem

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @andresh_cz5663
      @andresh_cz5663 Před rokem +58

      @@I_quit_trolling_now i was just about to ask

    • @andresh_cz5663
      @andresh_cz5663 Před rokem +13

      Ohh forget its bait stuff

    • @MrBenjaminTerror13
      @MrBenjaminTerror13 Před rokem +13

      Couple of them said they really enjoyed it on Twitter, which is fair enough I guess. But they’re also saying no one else knows comedy so that’s sus

    • @Timmothy_plays
      @Timmothy_plays Před rokem +39

      @@MrBenjaminTerror13 Well that's Twitter,.. they find Amy Schumer's jokes hilarious so the bar isn't exactly high for them!

  • @California_Doge
    @California_Doge Před rokem +3328

    If his goal was to produce cringe, then he would be a genius.

  • @romaverick
    @romaverick Před rokem +44

    He could have said "what's with the holes around you knees? had a job interview before this?".
    And when he said "you remind me of my cousin" she should have cut him off and said "is that why you're tryna f*&k me?". 2 minutes later he actually said "wanna make out?".
    I mean my jokes aren't that good but it's way better than what they came up with, could be them being nervous I don't know. Well done for trying.

    • @Cathiina
      @Cathiina Před měsícem +1

      Hahahaha. Associating hole in pants by knee with jobinterview is hilarious. Gonna use it on my parents, they’ll love it :) Thanks!

  • @MM-pq1uu
    @MM-pq1uu Před rokem +88

    “You’re like my cousin
    If he were a girl”
    Astronomical epiphany, Def Noodles.

  • @hollbeckghyll817
    @hollbeckghyll817 Před rokem +2642

    "He went to comedy school" was a better joke itself than anything at that "roast".

  • @Zer0san
    @Zer0san Před rokem +1562

    They can finally stop using waterboarding as a torture technique. It's clearly not as effective as showing them this full "Roast Battle."

    • @soracat6255
      @soracat6255 Před rokem +37

      Super effective on people with social anxiety. I'm getting such a concentrated dose of second-hand embarrassment that I paused 3.5 mins in to take a break in the comment section lmao. The future of torture is now.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před rokem +8

      @@soracat6255 even ppl without social anxiety, its just as horrible. But as someone with it yeah I couldnt stand it

    • @Lyander25
      @Lyander25 Před rokem +5

      This genuinely made me laugh more than anything in the actual show. Only seen the highlights of it here but I can't imagine it got much better.

    • @ktlee08
      @ktlee08 Před rokem +8

      Showing them this would be considered inhumane

  • @noamont9936
    @noamont9936 Před rokem +12

    i know the breath of fresh air when they left that building was fucking incredible

  • @Axestil
    @Axestil Před 8 měsíci +7

    “9/11” WOOOOOOOOO💀

  • @cros2069
    @cros2069 Před rokem +1350

    I've never laughed harder before.
    "You're like my cousin... if he was a girl".
    What was that supposed to mean? I'm actually in tears

  • @msg3134
    @msg3134 Před rokem +743

    I cant believe I'm afraid of being judged for my actions when there's people that do shit like this and aren't even phased lmfao.

    • @BuckScrotumn
      @BuckScrotumn Před rokem +42

      Right??? Like I would die to have that superpower.

    • @Noneofyourbusiness57817
      @Noneofyourbusiness57817 Před rokem

      I wouldn’t say he isn’t phased. He’s in the middle of a mental breakdown right now

    • @skycastoasis2445
      @skycastoasis2445 Před 9 měsíci +11

      Seriously how do these people not care

    • @Shannon-vv6rr
      @Shannon-vv6rr Před 5 měsíci +3

      Literally shamelessness is something of a superpower idk how they can do it I'd die 😂

    • @centerfield6339
      @centerfield6339 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Luckily on the internet I can tell you it's "fazed' and you don't have to be embarrassed!

  • @wuzziewulf9692
    @wuzziewulf9692 Před měsícem +6

    “You look like my cousin if he was a female.”
    Later says
    “You wanna make out?”
    LIKE WTF 😂 DEFNOODLES

  • @jasonwithers5504
    @jasonwithers5504 Před 6 měsíci +6

    I think the person screaming after every “joke” was either paid, drunk on cringe or actually just blackout drunk either way there needs to be a word for these “jokes” because they aren’t actually jokes 😂

  • @deborahpriestley4739
    @deborahpriestley4739 Před rokem +1487

    I've heard some people speculate that Def Noodles might have a humiliation fetish but that might be giving him too much credit for bombing this hard

    • @polybius3821
      @polybius3821 Před rokem +46

      Oh, my god

    • @smartyjonez5470
      @smartyjonez5470 Před rokem +49

      Still funnier than Amy Schumer

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Před rokem +2

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @pogpogpurinn
      @pogpogpurinn Před rokem +55

      And the fact he was just agreeing with all the things the girl said lmao, hes supposed to roast her, but he was just like "yeah u rite, wanna make out?"

    • @305backup
      @305backup Před rokem

      @@smartyjonez5470 shes so funny, every time amy shumer talks about her vagina i seriously lose my shit

  • @MegaGawdZilla
    @MegaGawdZilla Před rokem +1674

    I don't think that poor girl will ever recover from this. I lose sleep at night thinking about dumb things I've said in front of just a handful of people as a kid, couldn't imagine an immortalized video on the internet in front of hundreds of thousands, probably millions.

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Před rokem +120

      Same,,,,,, I felt like she was about to break down the whole time 😭😭😩

    • @stupididiot9336
      @stupididiot9336 Před rokem +29

      @@mightymeatymech same, it was painful to watch

    • @why7189
      @why7189 Před rokem +134

      I dont think any of them prepared beforehand. Most celeb roasts are written ahead of time, only some people are able to come up with good spontaneous roasts. I dont think any of them even prepped beforehand 😭

    • @alexx7509
      @alexx7509 Před rokem +26

      Just to have a stranger on the internet hyper analyze the situation 🤣🤣

    • @garlicyum
      @garlicyum Před rokem +1

      she looked like pryor next to limp noodle

  • @Rigbyyyy
    @Rigbyyyy Před 9 měsíci +7

    "Aggressive conversations at the lunch table." Hit it right on the nail.

  • @haz6507
    @haz6507 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Those laughing in the back are cracking up how bad this shit was hahahaha

  • @feminissue
    @feminissue Před rokem +2071

    he tried proving he was a comedian and it backfired instantly. this is the cringiest reality check of All Time

    • @Noturbusiness91
      @Noturbusiness91 Před rokem +10

      Perfect comment to sum up this whole thing

    • @BlueJayz474
      @BlueJayz474 Před rokem +1

      @@Noturbusiness91 based comment

    • @demonshade4120
      @demonshade4120 Před rokem +32

      Def noodles reminds me of a kid I knew in high school. He was bullied real bad but every time I would try and give him a chance of redemption he would do something horrible. I feel like def noodles is going through something because he is doing a career end sped run.

    • @smartyjonez5470
      @smartyjonez5470 Před rokem

      Still funnier than any female comedian in history

    • @GloFazo
      @GloFazo Před rokem +5

      @@demonshade4120 he's not going through anything, theres just always gonna be those typa people tbh

  • @PrestonFrankel
    @PrestonFrankel Před rokem +1749

    Easy ways this could've been rescued:
    - Drinks provided
    - Hosted at a bar (with the cooperation of the bar)
    - Anyone allowed to come up
    - Time limit set for each person
    - Queue of people so they have material ready
    And a ton more yet none of them seemed to occur to Def Noodles

    • @evanneff7776
      @evanneff7776 Před rokem

      So just Kill Tony, then? haha

    • @alexjae1901
      @alexjae1901 Před rokem +76

      Me and my man go to a bar that sets it up like this and it’s just amazing
      If it’s awkward it won’t last long
      And always helps to be drinking to some jokes :,D

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem +1

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @PrestonFrankel
      @PrestonFrankel Před rokem +30

      @@alexjae1901 Exactly, seems like a fun thing to do with a friends

    • @jordannietos
      @jordannietos Před rokem +3

      I think the alcohol was the problem

  • @derekd-rockdailyhillabolt1508
    @derekd-rockdailyhillabolt1508 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I’m honestly offended by Charlie’s commentary, a middle school lunch table is significantly funnier then anything on that stage

  • @theftking
    @theftking Před rokem +109

    I'm been afraid to watch this video for months. I just know the empathetic cringe will be too much to bare. I'm gonna do it tho...

    • @DV-zv4ox
      @DV-zv4ox Před rokem +9

      It's been a while since I've felt the second hand embarrassment this strong. I genuinely have to pause every so often to give myself a break from it.

    • @frightenedsoul
      @frightenedsoul Před rokem +4

      @@DV-zv4oxI did the same thing by occasionally skipping ahead 10sec - I could barely take it

  • @brizwastakened
    @brizwastakened Před rokem +658

    Def noodles: "you remind me of my cousin is he was a girl"
    Def noodles 5 seconds later: *...so you wanna makeout?*

  • @patricksweeney6354
    @patricksweeney6354 Před rokem +889

    Def;
    "we are closing the show"
    Girl for no reason;
    "NINE ELEVEN!"
    the best terrible moment in the set saved for last.

    • @LucasTheF
      @LucasTheF Před rokem +108

      (crowd cheers)

    • @user-lv2ig3xl5c
      @user-lv2ig3xl5c Před rokem +46

      Oh God that was just amazing

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před rokem

      her & that blaccent need the leave to planet. So cringe

    • @Ocidad
      @Ocidad Před rokem +27

      Thats just like rotten cherry on top 👌

    • @HankThePimpHill
      @HankThePimpHill Před rokem +3

      "ME SOLOMON GRUNDY kind of...drop the ball on that one..."

  • @Alchemistic88
    @Alchemistic88 Před rokem +21

    I just want to congratulate all of us who got through this video without turning it off. It was tough but we managed to get it done, be proud of yourselves 👏

  • @ubernet5345
    @ubernet5345 Před rokem +2469

    This feels like the episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Dee tries to teach a comedy class in a run-down office.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Před rokem

      I’m better than penguinz0

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw Před rokem +45

      Yesh this is literally the Dee gets popular episode

    • @theduckk
      @theduckk Před rokem

      Damn man you're a bot magnet

    • @yoshatabi
      @yoshatabi Před rokem

      fuck these bots man

    • @Someone6580
      @Someone6580 Před rokem +1

      @ٴ no you didn’t you look like a discord mod go talk to your underage kittens

  • @Tvd97
    @Tvd97 Před rokem +1193

    Insult comedy is honestly an art, and the one thing this did is make me respect those that are good at it, because good lord was this bad.

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Před rokem

      I’m better than penguinz0 Lmao

    • @BigOwl51
      @BigOwl51 Před rokem +37

      @@I_quit_trolling_now iM bEtTeR tHaN pEnGuInZeR0 rOfLcOpTeR

    • @dr.funkenstein9790
      @dr.funkenstein9790 Před rokem +9

      Don Rickles was the king of roasting people. Even people he didn’t know

    • @guccidonbuzzflightyear4440
      @guccidonbuzzflightyear4440 Před rokem +2

      Y’all gotta watch battle rap

    • @rickeykoga2312
      @rickeykoga2312 Před rokem +1

      It was bad, but it wasn't THAT bad. Some parts were cringe but the constant pausing was too much

  • @allys744
    @allys744 Před 4 měsíci +3

    The woman scream laughing in the audience at every joke is a legend.
    Unironically something I would probably do just to keep myself and everyone from dying of cringe

  • @yesman321
    @yesman321 Před rokem +14

    The way she struggles to breath after every joke is so funny

    • @horaceosirian8993
      @horaceosirian8993 Před měsícem

      Sounds like that hyper-abdominal pressure full-body turbo-clench unconscious moan that comes out of some people shortly after they get clanged upside the head so hard they get jettisoned out of their shoes straight into a WorldStar viral video.
      Back in the 60s the same kinda thing used to happen, but your a$$ got knocked nito a Warner Brothers cartoon instead ;p

  • @cum_bubble4633
    @cum_bubble4633 Před rokem +48

    You can feel the anxiety and embarrassment rising up and I love it

  • @b0nkss872
    @b0nkss872 Před rokem +1025

    props to the audience for fake laughing and making this just slightly less of a disaster

    • @oldfatman69
      @oldfatman69 Před rokem +43

      its probably not fake, its probably cringe laughing like charlie lol

    • @_kikizaman_
      @_kikizaman_ Před rokem +37

      I think it’s mainly nervous and uncomfortable laughter💀

  • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
    @user-sf9gs2pg1b Před rokem +2722

    This would be fun if it weren’t filmed, everyone is just drunk, and it could be vaguely remembered as a fun event to everyone who attended.

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon Před rokem +1

      i mean its still funn

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Před rokem

      Being drunk is not enough they need to be high on meth, crack, cocaine

    • @manialord1699
      @manialord1699 Před rokem +89

      Only for those who blacked out

    • @holdmacat9932
      @holdmacat9932 Před rokem +11

      Wasn't filmed*
      Were = more then one (we, they, them, you)
      Was = one person (me, you, he, she, it)
      IT wasn't filmed

    • @sati
      @sati Před rokem +64

      @@holdmacat9932 🤓

  • @sincIairr
    @sincIairr Před měsícem +16

    Who’s here after SunnyV2’s video?

    • @Sans_The_Skeleton
      @Sans_The_Skeleton Před měsícem +2

      me I literally forgot about def noodles before sunnyv2’s vid

    • @aidep6159
      @aidep6159 Před měsícem +2

      Me, I took a peek at Noodles channel and my god it’s a pity party over there.

    • @just1moth293
      @just1moth293 Před měsícem

      gotta hit a rewatch of this modern tragedy

  • @HpToujoursPur
    @HpToujoursPur Před 4 měsíci +2

    I would absolutely stay at this event. Not only because i paid and im already here but because to get to watch something unfold into an absolute dumpster fire almost immediately and somehow getting worse by the minute, it's beautiful. Almost poetic. And the joy to sit there thinking, "my god, am i so happy im not one of those people right now" priceless

  • @tux75
    @tux75 Před rokem +1836

    I didn’t even pay for this and I STILL feel like I got scammed

    • @derrypurnamasari3921
      @derrypurnamasari3921 Před rokem +7

      @@Muscleman8562 keep eating more and show it to us so you can get more views

    • @David_Jones8112
      @David_Jones8112 Před rokem

      That sounds like the exact polar opposite of the Bourne movie theme song.

    • @sirrandomknight4531
      @sirrandomknight4531 Před rokem

      Hey the people who went got time on there life scammed I could be shitting on the toilet and it'd be more productive and enjoyable then the show

    • @nicholdyer570
      @nicholdyer570 Před rokem +33

      this reply section is loaded with bots

    • @aptspikeybird1005
      @aptspikeybird1005 Před rokem +15

      @ahhhcool This bot was just too far

  • @JustWowNick
    @JustWowNick Před rokem +843

    I love how when the one girl says “You look like you woke up in a dumpster” someone in the audience shrieked. Probably because the jokes were so bad they were were actually dying.

  • @coolcatreal
    @coolcatreal Před rokem +10

    "you look like my cousin, if she was a girl."
    Albert Einfstein, 2022.

  • @astreix_
    @astreix_ Před 3 měsíci +4

    Every time i laughed was only at Charlie's reactions, paused the video multiple times to recover but good video because Moist

  • @tyrant3191
    @tyrant3191 Před rokem +405

    This is actually so painful to watch..
    People toss around the word "cringe" to describe anything they don't like. This is ACTUAL cringe, my chest hurts, my eyes want to look away, my ears feel like they're going to bleed. I feel like a father watching his child on stage being the worst tree in the entire play and everyone knows whose kid that is.

    • @JsYTA
      @JsYTA Před rokem +3

      Indeed, scratching a chalk board made of metal would be less cringe inducing.

    • @eplixc8267
      @eplixc8267 Před rokem

      @@JsYTA do you even know what cringe is?

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ Před rokem +7

      @@eplixc8267 Nails on a chalkboard is the textbook biological definition of the cringe response so you might want to stop right there.

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @anerrorhasoccurred8727
      @anerrorhasoccurred8727 Před rokem

      _Being the worst tree_ 😭😭😭

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino Před rokem +3604

    Today's fact: The most popular item at Walmart is bananas. They sell more bananas than any other single item they have in stock.

  • @jeremyevans710
    @jeremyevans710 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Yo him attacking the audience cuz they didnt laugh at his joke is actually crazy

  • @laurenmynameislauren2195

    the comparison to a middle school lunch table is the only way i would be able to finish this video because its painful to watch without just pretending its middle schoolers mad at each other 😭

  • @ivanl.8054
    @ivanl.8054 Před rokem +3702

    This was painful. Not even Charlie could make me tolerate it. If there's a part 2 my heart goes out to the chat that Charlie sits down and forces to watch. Godspeed Twitch chat.

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Před rokem +8

      Moonga booka dika? Hungo ginvaga goo?

    • @gloomsi
      @gloomsi Před rokem +24

      same, i literally cant watch it LMAO

    • @ddemonetized3689
      @ddemonetized3689 Před rokem +2

      @@Vaultboythefightingmachine Mingala hungan shmikila shmak? DELA BE HUNGU BUNGU!!!

    • @dualistic6916
      @dualistic6916 Před rokem +50

      I was there for this stream, chat (including myself) were in pure agony and shrieking for the world to end. It felt like my soul was a slug getting salt poured on it. I can't imagine surviving a part 2

    • @flexinthesehoes2155
      @flexinthesehoes2155 Před rokem +7

      Almost as cringey as the rap battles he watched years ago lol

  • @professionalamateur417
    @professionalamateur417 Před rokem +12027

    Charlie is the only guy that can turn something horrifying into something actually entertaining.

  • @Haggysack2k8
    @Haggysack2k8 Před rokem +4

    19:44 Girl: "Oh well... This was phenomenal, right?"
    Me: "Yeah. Breathtaking."

  • @friendalex7384
    @friendalex7384 Před rokem +14

    I've been a working musician for 15+ years and I have to say this is a really good illustration of how different the marketing for live events vs internet content goes. It's really hard to translate between the 2, and it's really difficult to get a person to go to a live event unless they are there for social reasons, which requires an active community. I would have warned against this and suggested going through the process at least once beforehand because there are always things that come up that you would have never thought about before doing it yourself. Then again, this guy has been much more successful than I have so what do I know? 🤷‍♂️

    • @horaceosirian8993
      @horaceosirian8993 Před měsícem

      Testify, brother. Good god, nothing should ever be allowed to get this bad.

  • @gruenenator
    @gruenenator Před rokem +1121

    As terrible as her roasts were, I gotta give credit to the girl, "Emo Shaggy" is pretty on point.

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 Před rokem +91

      Emo shaggy definitely made me laugh, nailed that one

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming Před rokem

      It’s actually pretty accurate, he’s mentally losing it and is high off his mind.

    • @andresortega8775
      @andresortega8775 Před rokem +1

      Oh no u were in the crowd

    • @honeyswann
      @honeyswann Před rokem +43

      Emo shaggy was the only one that made me puff air out my nose

    • @HappyDayZ0
      @HappyDayZ0 Před rokem

      @@andresortega8775 it was being streamed I doubt it

  • @DWN037
    @DWN037 Před rokem +771

    That woman comitted the cardinal sin, saying "uhhh" while trying to roast someone
    if you do that at any point, you've immediately lost

    • @LegiamasC-OnTwitta
      @LegiamasC-OnTwitta Před rokem +29

      What about that legendary video where that was the whole joke

    • @DWN037
      @DWN037 Před rokem +14

      @@LegiamasC-OnTwittaNormally I would argue but there's no way to refute boom
      bam
      bop
      bada
      bop
      boop
      POW

    • @ikilledkennyubastard7053
      @ikilledkennyubastard7053 Před rokem +7

      She actually won though lol

    • @danielmaster8776
      @danielmaster8776 Před rokem +7

      I'd be like "Ra-ra-ra-ra-roast, turn to toast."

    • @-.__328
      @-.__328 Před rokem +4

      @DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok I won't then

  • @unironicaljfkinnie4545
    @unironicaljfkinnie4545 Před rokem +45

    "Im not white im from Brazil" im am from argentina and im white dude cmon

    • @derpbrz
      @derpbrz Před rokem +7

      Right? Im brazilian and white af

    • @pichu4455
      @pichu4455 Před rokem +1

      Hay un montón de Brasileros blancos,especialmente en el sur

  • @ipadkid9556
    @ipadkid9556 Před 2 měsíci +2

    def noodles looks like the reason kids have to check their candy for razors on halloween

  • @IftiAlam1999
    @IftiAlam1999 Před rokem +3910

    The level of endurance Charlie has while watching these horrible content is just crazy. I legit skipped parts of the video just cuz I couldn't listen to any of them. It's terrible.

    • @hugocanuto6981
      @hugocanuto6981 Před rokem +137

      ""these horrible stuffs"" ☝️🤓

    • @Eclipse_NT
      @Eclipse_NT Před rokem +27

      @@hugocanuto6981 maybe english isn't their first language, ever think about that?

    • @satanicshut-in9618
      @satanicshut-in9618 Před rokem +81

      @@Eclipse_NT I think they were mocking the person above em dude 😔👌

    • @hugocanuto6981
      @hugocanuto6981 Před rokem +13

      @@satanicshut-in9618 Yes

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 Před rokem

      Must be one sheltered life you live if this is the worst thing you've seen.

  • @freakyykid101
    @freakyykid101 Před rokem +1498

    I’m sorry Charlie, I couldn’t get through this with you.

    • @Kidey11
      @Kidey11 Před rokem +58

      We have failed 😞

    • @jayspace2905
      @jayspace2905 Před rokem +60

      @true gaymer your memory

    • @jettaeschroff6924
      @jettaeschroff6924 Před rokem +29

      i couldn't either, had to stop halfway and come back to finish it off

    • @sweatyslapfight7900
      @sweatyslapfight7900 Před rokem +7

      I just got to the halfway point after splitting it through the last few days.
      It hurts

    • @kraaiwaker8312
      @kraaiwaker8312 Před rokem +4

      5 minutes in, it isn't even painful for me but more just genuinely uncomfortable and un-enjoyable if that's even a word lol

  • @LarryPoppinsX
    @LarryPoppinsX Před 2 měsíci +2

    This is like if Chip Chipperson did his own Kill Tony.
    WHATS UP YOUR SHIRT?!
    YOU SHOP AT THE GOODWILL OR SUMPIN?!?

  • @yomper4516
    @yomper4516 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I love the banshee in the back saving everyone from complete silence.

  • @CaptainJacksIsland
    @CaptainJacksIsland Před rokem +616

    I like how they went through the trouble of getting a room with a tall ceiling, having professional lightning and a nice brick backdrop just to render it all pointless with a zoomed out cam.

  • @mustachionut102
    @mustachionut102 Před rokem +490

    He isn’t even fighting he’s just agreeing
    “You’ve got grey hair” “I know cause I’m old”

    • @sarads7877
      @sarads7877 Před rokem +30

      That’s cause it’s way easier than trying to come back with... well, something that is an actual come back

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb Před rokem

      @@sarads7877 you mean something like, "MY PUSSY, 9/11, AMIRIGHT!!?".

    • @peepo2560
      @peepo2560 Před 5 měsíci +1

      "you have grey hair" "yeah, can't argue with that"

  • @dommywozniak313
    @dommywozniak313 Před rokem +7

    "its going to be a really good night today"-stage guy

    • @horaceosirian8993
      @horaceosirian8993 Před měsícem

      Swear to God I said *_Fuck it I'm out_* instantly after he said that.
      Night and day: so POLAR-OPPOSITE DIFFERENT they're probably the most used metaphor for same.
      I'm no MC, but I don't think this is the kind of clanger you want to drop in your first sentence* to the crowd.
      * Of the night.

  • @Cloudedthoughts-kg3uc
    @Cloudedthoughts-kg3uc Před 6 měsíci +3

    The lady screaming was literally funnier than the entire “stand up” set

  • @AndreAlessiCastro
    @AndreAlessiCastro Před rokem +648

    This feels like watching an Oblivion NPC trying to land a joke

    • @I_quit_trolling_now
      @I_quit_trolling_now Před rokem

      I’m better than penguinz0 Lmao

    • @QueenieKoopa
      @QueenieKoopa Před rokem +7

      Npc's got better jokes tho

    • @ItzMalick
      @ItzMalick Před rokem

      Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality But I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin Před měsícem

      STOP CRIMINAL.

  • @bigblacksal367
    @bigblacksal367 Před rokem +789

    God, this is fucking horrific.
    I almost cried from secondhand embarrassment.
    The way she says 9/11 at the end totally unprovoked absolutely kills me. Jesus Christ.

    • @doodlebob8287
      @doodlebob8287 Před rokem +105

      WHY DID SHE KEEP SAYING IT OVER AND OVER WITH NO CONTEXT

    • @treyingram
      @treyingram Před rokem +34

      when did she say 9/11 IM DEAD

    • @Adam-xyz
      @Adam-xyz Před rokem +33

      Def: you guys- girl: 9/11!!!!

    • @kittykat5980
      @kittykat5980 Před rokem +58

      Her screaming and blaccent is like the cherry on top

    • @user-lv2ig3xl5c
      @user-lv2ig3xl5c Před rokem +8

      @@kittykat5980 yeah their energies kinda match lmao

  • @joeyk19801
    @joeyk19801 Před 8 měsíci +2

    People paid for this? Proof not everyone should be allowed to vote.

  • @Bladetrini10
    @Bladetrini10 Před měsícem +4

    gone a whole year without seeing this, thanks youtube algorithm, and thanks Charlie, that was indeed special.

  • @alexspeakman761
    @alexspeakman761 Před rokem +918

    This girl sounds like she's about to break into tears at any moment.

    • @manialord1699
      @manialord1699 Před rokem +34

      Nah you have her wrong, she's the real champ

    • @lukejax1407
      @lukejax1407 Před rokem +22

      She was actually just having way to much fun imo hahah. She didn't really know what was going on. She didn't even know she won hahah. Surprisingly she is an actual comic who works in the area

    • @wompppwompwomppp
      @wompppwompwomppp Před rokem +11

      @@lukejax1407 she's a comic??????????

    • @masrr3678
      @masrr3678 Před rokem

      @@lukejax1407 she was garbage

    • @BinauralSoundscapes
      @BinauralSoundscapes Před rokem +16

      @@wompppwompwomppp poor girl.. she turned into paper..

  • @nobodynowhere8061
    @nobodynowhere8061 Před rokem +233

    “you wanna make out?”
    “no.”
    “i knew it, that’s why i asked”
    the sheer amount of pure cringe made me feel like peeling my face off 😩

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin Před měsícem

      Can confirm. I am this guy's face.
      I ran away and started a new life.