Mate, I have zero idea about the accuracy of these insults, but they're delivered with such confident passion that I feel a sense of familiarity with them, as though I have a sixth sense that this is what Indian people are thinking of me when we chat.
@@NalinKhurb ok, well then let me give you a newest jeneration jegatntic jeraffe from my home jym who knows jeography very well. (generation, gigantic, giraffe, gym, geography.)
@@floydy8359 I do sound more and more aussie as I speak with aussies themselves but my indian friends come and talk with a thick Indian accents and reset the whole damn thing... So annoying lol
Because Indian uncles in India give lethal insults in their local language. Example - I went to Chinnaswamy stadium in Bangalore and I can understand Kannada. Someone dropped a catch and the guy next to me said in kannada - " I'll put a broom up your ass, then you'll dance like a peacock"
you know it's sad when you've heard every one of these
no mention of T series, vid gets a thumbs up
ur name ?
True, and I ain't even Indian.
Even the Neel one?
Lol
“Your convictions are flimsy” - short, but lethal
Not to forget "look at uncle Sharma's son, why can't you be more like him?"
that's a dad's reply, not uncle's.
White people can never get it.
So true, even I get that , sharmji ki beti ko dekhi he..10/10 life me set.
"you have corruption in your heart like a bowler from Pakistan" hahahahahahaha
Classic
*J E R O*
*E*
*R*
*O*
COMPLETE TOTAL JERO
J E R O
E R
R E
O R E J
NANI!
JWeeerroooooo!!!!
"Has your crickety team even won a single game?"
2011 world cup ahem ahem....
2011 and 1984 ahem ahem
I was talking about a past reference, no need to clarify
I am sure they won ZWERROOO!!!!
@@chaitanyakulkarni9141 1987, 1999, 2003, 2007, 2015, ahem ahem
Mate, I have zero idea about the accuracy of these insults, but they're delivered with such confident passion that I feel a sense of familiarity with them, as though I have a sixth sense that this is what Indian people are thinking of me when we chat.
I rate this comment zero out of a million
@@sunnypandey1777 *jero
Me at the start: wtf does giro mean?
Me at the end: aaah
Is jero brah
@@NalinKhurb ok, well then let me give you a newest jeneration jegatntic jeraffe from my home jym who knows jeography very well.
(generation, gigantic, giraffe, gym, geography.)
@Friendly Stranger Nah it's the accent.
@Friendly Stranger Yes it's the accent
@@tomskrasts2950 you 'appear' very smart I'd give you that
"My father is a go to medical college, your father is a go to school of RICKSHAW!" 😂😂
You are a tough man but I have assertive disagreement is a comeback that I am going to use everyday from here on out
Surprised he didn't work "one thousand percent" into an insult somehow...
*one thoujand
Or "Do the needful" or "Please kindly revert at your earliest opportunity"
I fucking died at "I am Jet Airway, you are Air India!"
I'm not Indian and don't know anything about the airlines but the conviction got me so hard.
It's weird to see him forcing that Indian accent when we all try to sound more aussie lol
@Raj Kishore don’t try it mate it’s hard
@@floydy8359 I do sound more and more aussie as I speak with aussies themselves but my indian friends come and talk with a thick Indian accents and reset the whole damn thing... So annoying lol
@Tell Me More About it Hey, my grammar is top notch. So, I wouldn't worry about it. Maybe you should improve yours. I have a feeling it might be bad.
@Tell Me More About it At least spell *grammar* correctly, dweebo!
@Tell Me More About it Also please go get a life, you anonymous negative troll.
It feels so good to be insulted in Indian for two minutes straight.
Watching this video definitely enters into my morning routine
When Neel said “I bet you take enjoyment in very bad action” I felt that
It's scary how accurate these insults are... I've heard it too many times...
We want Jordan Peterson again!!!
Yeah Change your idiot dp first
Yes
Yes pleaseee
"I'd rather be Jordan Peterson than Washed Ashore in Pakistan!"
@@logiq101 JP would lose that argument
Two mins throu the video then I burst out laughing. "You want to be my friend but I say no thank you"
Here before this ends up on subtle curry traits.
yeah, and with the Americans swarming it like it's a bible passage
@@tintin5428 KICK THE MURICANS OUTT!!
Take a shot every time he say "jeero"
You think you are a man!
You are not a man until you can read this in an Indian accent!
complete total *JERO*
"You smell of Pakistan " I'm gonna use the crap out of this one lol
sid it’s a good compliment aye
"your conviction are very flimsy" ahahah
the jet airway and air india one is hilarious
Jero...Jero..😂😂
"Why don't you cut your beard? You look like Sikh!"
...So Indian uncles know self-deprecating humour too? Woah, this is so cool!
Man, Indian Uncles sure love Gyro
As an Indian (And a Marathi) I approve the content in this video.
"David Smith"😂😂
I need to learn these for future arguments
Am not even Aussie or indian and this is funny
*CHEEERO (0) IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER .... and an Indian invented it... How cheap are we...*
"you look like a man of Pakistan" and "your mother look like a woman of Sri-Lanka" had me rollin
" Zero Hindi.. Zero Marathi " 😂
Subscribed!!! That’s all I needed to see 👍😂
For some reason "I bet you take enjoyment in very bad actions" cracked me up the most. xD
0:13...perfect boxer stance. 😄
You are a genius comedian buddy !
"Your existence is a total shame, ok"
ok
Im not indian but i think everyone in asia has an uncle who is constantly asking you to fight because you said "i dont want more food"
*COMPLETE* *TOTAL* *ZERO!!1!11!*
-Random Indian Man, 2019
This is ridiculously accurate.
We need more of these.
Marathi porga!❤️🤣
I'm an Indian living in India, I've never heard these 😂 but these are hilarious
Because Indian uncles in India give lethal insults in their local language. Example - I went to Chinnaswamy stadium in Bangalore and I can understand Kannada. Someone dropped a catch and the guy next to me said in kannada - " I'll put a broom up your ass, then you'll dance like a peacock"
plot twist: the uncle is from his mothers side
i would like to turn on the caption but it has none ahahahahahhhahah
Everybody needs an Indian uncle.
that inflection on 'hungry jack' ... Yaaaaaaaas
Hahahahaha thanks mate. That was great.
"You have jeero skill like batsman of Bangladesh..." LOLOLOLOLOL!
This can't be done better
Lmfaoooooo these are amazing!!!
It was just amazing!!
I play this out loud when I get scam calls )
“Assertive disagreement “
I'd love to see some bloopers!
.... on point
GEROOOOO!!..DEAD😅
Man, those cricket jokes tops lol
Right on point
Oye what's wrong with Sri Lankan women 😂😂😂
I fucking love this video
gonna use these insults
Awesome!
This is too real, especially when I speak 0 hindi and 0 marathi and people constantly bring it up
Those digs at Neel Kolhatkar tho
this is great my friend
authentic ... yes
The "my son works in Macca's, your son works in HUNGRY JACKS" hurt me so deep, eye-
Now I want an indian uncle
Some uncle gone touched a nerve with Neel.
"I bet you take enjoyment in very bad action"
DESTRUCTION 100
Jeero Marathi. I felt that.
“but I respond with a PISS OFF” sent me
soft boy
legendary
Made me say dayeeeeeeeeem
Love this
You are morally corrupt... I LOST it😂
" I am a Jet Airway - you are a Air India!! " for all us airplane nerds ahaha
Who's still watching this in 2022?
Neel def had an argument with an uncle during a family reunion
Oi leave Sri Lanka out of it, u hear me!😂
0:23 As a Pakistani i fucking died
😂 😂 😂 😂 Jiro
basically, indians invented zero to use it in their insults
😂 That sri lanka one oof
Happy Independence Day dude
*From Gero To Hero*
Jero for President! Jero 2020! Jero!
Jero😂😂😂😂
cero 👌
bhai i have never heard of any of these, except that jero one
Jiro understanding, but i luv it.
said no indian ever
Travel agent: "How'bout a short trip to India uhhm?"
Me: facepalm.
I like your uncle.
"you have zero skill like Pakistani batsman" got me loling