Duncan Trussell Got High and Applied for a Job at the CIA

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  • čas přidán 24. 04. 2020
  • Taken from JRE #1464 w/Duncan Trussell: #1464 LINK: • Video

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  • @cia4393
    @cia4393 Před 4 lety +3372

    He was too qualified we had t o decline him

  • @Thunderchicken69
    @Thunderchicken69 Před 4 lety +2754

    Duncan really acting like he didn’t get the job and his first assignment was to convince Joe to join them.

    • @mq6389
      @mq6389 Před 4 lety +8

      Wortem lol

    • @rut3ch
      @rut3ch Před 4 lety +7

      Hahahe that's brilliant hehehe

    • @iifguo8531
      @iifguo8531 Před 4 lety +6

      Very obvious

    • @sammii213
      @sammii213 Před 4 lety +39

      That's why he's lost the ghillie suit, he's in disguise right now

    • @africaart
      @africaart Před 4 lety +14

      Joe is CIA

  • @DH-rt3fk
    @DH-rt3fk Před 4 lety +2206

    Me: Can I smoke weed and work for the CIA?
    CIA: No, but you can smuggle this plane full of cocaine if you want.

  • @acitocorabao9616
    @acitocorabao9616 Před 4 lety +1314

    "You dont have to wear a wire anymore, just carry your phone" is my new favorite statement

    • @mspiper2852
      @mspiper2852 Před 3 lety +23

      Is your new favorite statement prior to entering an area, “Put your phone in the bag?” 😘

    • @marjineptune5259
      @marjineptune5259 Před 2 lety

      Phone stays in car.

    • @FranciscoNieves-db8hi
      @FranciscoNieves-db8hi Před 2 lety

      Do you want me to find you? You seem to comment the stupidest comments like I can't find you.

    • @britishwordplay4335
      @britishwordplay4335 Před 2 lety +8

      Constant recording, GPS, documentation, pics, videos. Made for society to be social, yet really made to monitor

    • @odder5154
      @odder5154 Před 2 lety

      @@mspiper2852 Watches exist

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Před 4 lety +3537

    Duncan looks like a long haul trucker that only delivers weed and frisbees.

  • @nathandust
    @nathandust Před 4 lety +914

    Joe: “What’s an asset?”
    Duncan: “A Friend.” 😂

    • @alex-cj9mb
      @alex-cj9mb Před 4 lety

      ya paren todo. ya ni modo

    • @mr.anonymous5501
      @mr.anonymous5501 Před 4 lety +2

      A friend, or a friendly, is a common way of down playing an allie.

    • @DarbyCDoll
      @DarbyCDoll Před 4 lety +9

      a friend with benefits

    • @The_dude94
      @The_dude94 Před 4 lety +7

      Yep. He definitely got hired when he applied for the job. That's such a vague answer that only someone that "knows something (top secret)" would say!

    • @keithremedy
      @keithremedy Před 4 lety

      Dakota Lowe 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @notschramm3461
    @notschramm3461 Před 4 lety +791

    "Have you ever thought of a blue butterfly, Joe?"
    -asset has been activated

  • @MrHimypeeps
    @MrHimypeeps Před 4 lety +412

    "Can I ask you a question that will make people think you're a CIA agent?"
    "Sure."
    ~Puff of smoke blows across screen~

  • @Nevermind-kk4sr
    @Nevermind-kk4sr Před 4 lety +1252

    CIA: Hey don't tell anyone you applied for the CIA
    Duncan: *Goes on JRE* Guess what I just did!

    • @Michael89240
      @Michael89240 Před 4 lety +6

      Damn Nevermind CIA doesn’t care

    • @chriscostello117
      @chriscostello117 Před 4 lety +9

      Damn Nevermind dude, hang this joke format up chump. Let this shit go and do your best a finding some originality. Just try and conceive an original thought kid.

    • @chappy0690
      @chappy0690 Před 4 lety +1

      Couldn't agree more, it's not going to happen though because all these brainless kids on youtube cant think for themselves, they just steal stupid comments that weren't funny when the OP posted them. We need to line them all up and execute them so the pointless CUNTS cant reproduce.

    • @Nevermind-kk4sr
      @Nevermind-kk4sr Před 4 lety +16

      @@chriscostello117 Lmao chill guy, it's just CZcams comments you don't need to get that upset over them. Btw you're totally the first person to use the insult "you're not even original, conceive an original idea" try going somewhere else to dump your shit lol.

    • @Nevermind-kk4sr
      @Nevermind-kk4sr Před 4 lety +4

      @@chappy0690 wtf? Lol?? Bro why are you taking CZcams comment that serious lmao? You good?

  • @thomdrolet2624
    @thomdrolet2624 Před 4 lety +650

    "The cia is bound by federal law" lol.

    • @gregschmidt6963
      @gregschmidt6963 Před 4 lety +22

      A Fucking Leaf Hardly

    • @YaYa-lj8ln
      @YaYa-lj8ln Před 4 lety +41

      Bound by no law...that’s the issue

    • @thomdrolet2624
      @thomdrolet2624 Před 4 lety +23

      @@gregschmidt6963 what point did you think I was making?

    • @jakedonald7934
      @jakedonald7934 Před 4 lety +3

      I like your name and your picture

    • @singhatar0912
      @singhatar0912 Před 4 lety +4

      Greg Schmidt you have the same name as my homie who slings bud hahahah

  • @doppelmeyer
    @doppelmeyer Před 4 lety +141

    “Jamie would you mind pulling that up”
    This man is a living saint

  • @cerebralm
    @cerebralm Před 4 lety +27

    "That said, if you can set shit on fire with your mind while stoned, come talk to us." LMFAOOO

  • @5stringmikey
    @5stringmikey Před 4 lety +894

    Hearing Duncan's voice is like listening to the Girlfriend that I never wanted.

    • @tylerm8145
      @tylerm8145 Před 4 lety +72

      I'm not 100% sure what that means, but it sorta feels right? I fucking love Duncan's voice so much dude

    • @issacnewton9443
      @issacnewton9443 Před 4 lety +39

      Sounds like an ugly lady but a good girlfriend lol

    • @tehrage4044
      @tehrage4044 Před 4 lety +19

      I love his voice

    • @urbanguerrilla8301
      @urbanguerrilla8301 Před 4 lety +30

      Lol it sounds like a chick who's been smoking meth for years

    • @ripdajacker23
      @ripdajacker23 Před 4 lety +14

      Voice reminds me of the dude that is the bartender in Deadpool. Don’t know his name lol

  • @jz4087
    @jz4087 Před 4 lety +393

    Joe sounded more and more like an asset by the end of the vid.

    • @HazeAroundtheWorld
      @HazeAroundtheWorld Před 4 lety +7

      *asshat
      Jk

    • @bgilley8199
      @bgilley8199 Před 4 lety +32

      Consider this, it's highly likely that at least one person Joe has had on the program is an active CIA or NSA agent (aside from Mike Baker). Given all the socially influential people he's had on, it seems unlikely that none of them are agents.

    • @decentperson1523
      @decentperson1523 Před 4 lety +2

      Yup...oblivious Joe getting used as an asset once more

    • @bennewman1578
      @bennewman1578 Před 4 lety

      He was literally joking he says it at the end...

    • @yeti2237
      @yeti2237 Před 3 lety +2

      He kept making it worse and worse

  • @revandarklordsith
    @revandarklordsith Před 4 lety +39

    I like how Rogan didnt answer the question and went on a rant about how the CIA is awesome.

  • @estern001
    @estern001 Před 4 lety +62

    Thank you Joe. You said your lines perfectly. I can't imagine anything bad happening to you.

  • @garyd5601
    @garyd5601 Před 4 lety +493

    This guy sounds like the bush that joe had on a while ago

    • @Xxsnip3r126xX
      @Xxsnip3r126xX Před 4 lety +14

      This was actually funny

    • @qball0020
      @qball0020 Před 4 lety +11

      Oh shit he does

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller Před 4 lety +4

      TBH they both kinda sound like they just did a line of coke

    • @benfrank8649
      @benfrank8649 Před 4 lety +7

      He kind of talks like Steve-O from Jackass I thought

    • @Rahavin1
      @Rahavin1 Před 4 lety

      @Code _V_83 Dude, they wouldn't even be talking.

  • @colonelkenpachi5009
    @colonelkenpachi5009 Před 4 lety +278

    I swear to God that one of these days Jaimie is going to get Joe to pull some shit up.

    • @swingking1294
      @swingking1294 Před 4 lety +1

      Colonel Kenpachi 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ImADolphin
      @ImADolphin Před 4 lety +31

      "Hey Joe, pull up the A I got in physics."

    • @mynextcartobuy
      @mynextcartobuy Před 4 lety

      Colonel Kenpachi
      Underrated Comment 👍

    • @Nedula007
      @Nedula007 Před 2 lety

      Hey jamie, pull up my pants

  • @magnus_cockstrong
    @magnus_cockstrong Před 4 lety +203

    asset sounds friendlier than "local the CIA is blackmailing."

    • @lordapollo3309
      @lordapollo3309 Před 4 lety

      eric foster so if I were to possibly apply, do you think some fr would blackmail me? I’m sure some probably would

    • @magnus_cockstrong
      @magnus_cockstrong Před 4 lety +8

      @@lordapollo3309 the CIA would blackmail you if you had something or access to something they wanted, probably not if you just applied for a job lol.

    • @JohnDoe69986
      @JohnDoe69986 Před 3 lety

      It's a brutal and complicated world and the stakes are so very high up in this house of cards

    • @siberianstuntman3344
      @siberianstuntman3344 Před 2 lety

      What looking for rats remember your looking for M.I.C.E

  • @RybackTV
    @RybackTV Před 4 lety +189

    CIA resumes while stoned, lol.

  • @jasoncoomer1226
    @jasoncoomer1226 Před 4 lety +322

    *Everything was a joke until Joe got defensive and blew his own cover...*
    The sound of Ducans voice immediately after was stunned...

  • @jp-cc3sh
    @jp-cc3sh Před 4 lety +937

    I’m going to get high and apply for the role of Chancellor in Germany.

  • @scottyscott1898
    @scottyscott1898 Před 4 lety +95

    Why does Joe sound like he’s in the CIA?

  • @lifemusic1980
    @lifemusic1980 Před 4 lety +22

    I adore Duncan especially after watching The Midnight Gospel. What a beautiful show.

  • @misMurder831
    @misMurder831 Před 4 lety +103

    0:12 a faint "why do i have to do this" by Jamie... Poor lad

    • @ByBilal
      @ByBilal Před 4 lety +6

      🤣🤣

    • @nAb-IlIIlIlIll
      @nAb-IlIIlIlIll Před 4 lety +3

      Lmao

    • @G_L_S
      @G_L_S Před 4 lety +1

      Lmaoooo

    • @JuanGarcia-tb7ph
      @JuanGarcia-tb7ph Před 4 lety +26

      Thats your Job Jamie! You’re lucky Joe didn’t hear you or that’d have been your food for the next week.

    • @ulrichill9307
      @ulrichill9307 Před 4 lety +1

      CrimsonRyuu He said “oh i have to do this” referring he might apply.

  • @J.R.Swish1
    @J.R.Swish1 Před 4 lety +99

    Joe: Jamie pull that up
    Guests: Hey Jamie would you mind pulling that up

    • @Boulderair
      @Boulderair Před 4 lety +11

      Young Jamie knows his place with Joe

    • @yungbfresh1
      @yungbfresh1 Před 4 lety +8

      I like Gavin McInnis nonchalantly calls Jamie " the nerd". "have the nerd look it up".

    • @fredbowles8470
      @fredbowles8470 Před 4 lety +12

      Joe pays him to get stoned and look things up. As the employer of such a sweet gig he is straight with him when he needs to do his job.

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 Před 4 lety +3

      Joe pays Jamie very well. The guests don't.

    • @voltorb433
      @voltorb433 Před 4 lety

      He is paid to "pull that up"

  • @marcussanchez4278
    @marcussanchez4278 Před 4 lety +51

    I know who I am: I’m a dude playing a dude ,disguised as another dude.

  • @theplug5660
    @theplug5660 Před 4 lety +34

    0:08 listen how nicely he asks Jamie that compared to joes “Jamie pull that up“ casue Jamie knows if he disobeyes he’s getting the belt

    • @janhi47
      @janhi47 Před 3 lety

      😂

    • @sfhie
      @sfhie Před 3 lety +4

      Did you hear Jamie say softly just after, "Why do I have to do this?"

  • @Bearbun38
    @Bearbun38 Před 4 lety +321

    Lol Kim jong un being alive. This aged well

    • @Explicitaz83
      @Explicitaz83 Před 4 lety

      Lol

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier Před 4 lety +8

      It's a rumor, people have said the same thing before.

    • @fathergvd
      @fathergvd Před 4 lety +1

      Event Horizon still a possibility

    • @KZ_MMA_
      @KZ_MMA_ Před 4 lety +16

      I believe everything I read on the internet too

    • @jaceunderwood7942
      @jaceunderwood7942 Před 4 lety

      Josh Daniel was searching for this comment

  • @pimpsimp8934
    @pimpsimp8934 Před 4 lety +182

    0:12 anyone else hear Jamie go “why do I have to do this”

  • @aintworriedboutnothing7598
    @aintworriedboutnothing7598 Před 4 lety +15

    These two are brilliant together. Duncan should be on every podcast, he imagination is amazing

  • @noirxplorer3185
    @noirxplorer3185 Před 4 lety +91

    Trussell is perfect for Clancy's voice. I feel like Clancy animated him.

    • @keeganburr1057
      @keeganburr1057 Před 4 lety +5

      Clancy is just in his console rn amd trussell is his vessel

    • @jacintoyakkk5502
      @jacintoyakkk5502 Před 3 lety

      What is Clancy ? Someone explain

    • @adamj8866
      @adamj8866 Před 2 lety

      @@jacintoyakkk5502 hopefully you know this by now since your comment is a year old but for you and anyone reading this, clancy is duncans character in a show called midnight gospel on netflix. its one of the coolest chillest shows

  • @MikeLhawdsYouTubeAccountHandle

    "The CIA is bound by federal law"
    Lol😃😁😅

  • @Iddo97
    @Iddo97 Před 4 lety +71

    Joe "I don't work for the CIA" Rogan

  • @alecazadi-hocking8381
    @alecazadi-hocking8381 Před 4 lety +13

    “We have one asset interviewing another asset at the JRE podcast as we speak.”

  • @annabelleanderson4704
    @annabelleanderson4704 Před 3 lety +15

    when Duncan said "Can I ask you a question that will probably get made into, like, a youtube clip accusing you of being an asset of the CIA?" and Joe said "sure" and blew a massive cloud of smoke across the table from off screen LOL

  • @chaddompierre5779
    @chaddompierre5779 Před 4 lety +88

    "You ever thought of a blue butterfly joe?"
    Joe Rogan's eyes had me crying lmao

    • @afgmvp
      @afgmvp Před 4 lety +4

      Whats a "blue butterfly"?

    • @RustyShacklefourd
      @RustyShacklefourd Před 4 lety

      We gotta know!

    • @whoru1911
      @whoru1911 Před 4 lety

      It's like a code for also agents. Also see: Mason and the numbers

    • @Briantoobrackin1
      @Briantoobrackin1 Před 4 lety +8

      afgmvp a mind control “trigger” for CIA operatives who participated in MK Ultra.

    • @Whether-Man
      @Whether-Man Před 4 lety

      afgmvp 🦋

  • @buffalotitan6123
    @buffalotitan6123 Před 4 lety +84

    Sounds like the time I requested a Top Level Security Clearance from the Government through Email. And they sent me an auto-response saying they'll get back to me after this Corona Virus thing. Lol

    • @davidsvenk4047
      @davidsvenk4047 Před 4 lety +4

      lmao, stay strapped son

    • @chell272
      @chell272 Před 4 lety +5

      I wonder how much they pay the guy who clicks "Trash" or "Forward".

    • @beattrixkiddo2725
      @beattrixkiddo2725 Před 4 lety

      The quickest way to get a clearance is join the military with a job requiring a clearance :))

    • @beattrixkiddo2725
      @beattrixkiddo2725 Před 4 lety

      @mrpimpinwhiteguy Yeah...I know. I can tell you with complete certainty that any job in the CIA will require a clearance. :) and yes of course, a background investigation would be conducted prior to receiving said clearance, that's how any clearance at any level works. Depending on the clearance, the background investigation may be more or less thorough...sometimes requiring a poly depending on ones job position, description, and direct employer. You're preaching to the choir here haha.

    • @beattrixkiddo2725
      @beattrixkiddo2725 Před 4 lety

      mrpimpinwhiteguy Okay well I’ll just put it this way. If someone wants to get a high level clearance and are eligible for a job in the military that requires a high level clearance, all they have to do is take that job and they’ll get that clearance(with a clean enough record, of course) it is literally that easy. A background investigation is underway while said service member is doing their training, all the able they are able to do classified shit with their interim clearance that the DoD grants them while the clearance is pending. I’m saying this from experience not just googling bud. If one day doesn’t have a high level clearance and wants to apply for a job that requires one and say gets that job, that employer would first have to pay around $100,000 from start to finish for their worker to obtain a clearance with all the investigation effort and time taken. Do you get what I’m saying?

  • @devilsfaun4272
    @devilsfaun4272 Před 4 lety +48

    Joe “Secret CIA Operative” Rogan

    • @UziIdiot
      @UziIdiot Před 4 lety +2

      It's hardly secret. Listen to him recite the same tired old propaganda

    • @whoknowsidont.5147
      @whoknowsidont.5147 Před 4 lety +3

      Yes joe is CIA we know. now recognize My Niggas.

  • @howisthat9738
    @howisthat9738 Před 4 lety +19

    Joe acting like he’s not already part of the cia

  • @nickwilson8429
    @nickwilson8429 Před 4 lety +90

    JFK didn't seem to think the CIA was a benefit to the country when he said "I will splinter you into a thousand pieces, and scatter you to the winds".

    • @straightastudent683
      @straightastudent683 Před 4 lety +8

      Yeah that's a good way to get got saying that.

    • @TruckerLuci
      @TruckerLuci Před 3 lety +18

      But they did that to his brain

    • @JR-kc8jx
      @JR-kc8jx Před 3 lety +12

      @@TruckerLuci no the investigation that the cia did said that lee Harvey oswald acted alone and they didn’t do it. Nice try though.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 Před 3 lety

      @@TruckerLuci watch the 'film' again buddy. They did that to your brain. That's what they do.

    • @dragon9372
      @dragon9372 Před 2 lety +1

      @@JR-kc8jx bAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @Gabiscis
    @Gabiscis Před 4 lety +267

    "you know who is alive today? kim jong-un!"
    hot take joe...

    • @SyncMaster731n
      @SyncMaster731n Před 4 lety +56

      The speed at which that take aged horribly is astounding.

    • @dairemcgee881
      @dairemcgee881 Před 4 lety

      @@SyncMaster731n fact

    • @unintentionaleffectiveness4393
      @unintentionaleffectiveness4393 Před 4 lety +8

      lo-fi cotton eye joe radio or if he turns out to be alive, then Joe maybe knows something we don’t 🤔 😆

    • @patg9754
      @patg9754 Před 4 lety +2

      Conspiracy theorists!!??

    • @cia4393
      @cia4393 Před 4 lety +8

      He smokes hella meth with trump

  • @brandondismang7343
    @brandondismang7343 Před 4 lety +11

    Duncan: would you mind pulling that up?
    Jamie: well, I have too

    • @jaganmaster
      @jaganmaster Před 4 lety +1

      Was it do I have to or well I have to? If it was well I have to that sounds kind if sad lol like he's working for kim jong un or something. Probably has to fabricate authenticity regularly

  • @dmitritelvanni4068
    @dmitritelvanni4068 Před 2 lety +4

    These two produce the most smile inducing podcasts of all time. I really love the more science oriented episodes and the generally important conversations had on JRE. But when he and Duncan get together, I never learn a damn thing. But goddamn does it bring me a lot of joy.

  • @jerryriki2731
    @jerryriki2731 Před 4 lety +57

    "People are evil, trust the CIA and we will protect you. We cant give you the details but trust us, you NEED us", this is a pretty wild few minutes for the JRE podcast

    • @moicus29
      @moicus29 Před 4 lety +3

      Before 9/11 and stuff likr Snowden maybe that stuff could be argued by people. But now.... I think its pretty clear that if we keep these organizations, there needs to be a cabinet level nanny who's job it is to convict ppl that fuck up.

    • @jerryriki2731
      @jerryriki2731 Před 4 lety +1

      @@moicus29 drive.google.com/file/d/1N3K2QF-L8EQw2r7E2UdYaR99OPdva6xY/view

    • @alexromero6662
      @alexromero6662 Před 4 lety +2

      jerry riki howd u find this?😳 I had to watch the whole thing after I started

    • @jerryriki2731
      @jerryriki2731 Před 4 lety +2

      @@alexromero6662 I've been following the youtuber for awhile, he does good work. The best thing for us to do is spread awareness and try to better ourselves so were prepared for what comes. It's hard.

    • @jordanhoran9569
      @jordanhoran9569 Před 4 lety +3

      @@moicus29 what if terrorist attacks are planned to make the people believe we need them? 9/11 was pretty suspicious if you ask me

  • @jeffchandler4277
    @jeffchandler4277 Před 4 lety +18

    Duncan and joe should have a permanent podcast show together they are hilarious

  • @xanderdaniels8284
    @xanderdaniels8284 Před 3 lety +3

    Their conversational chemistry is so great

  • @DeltaVTX
    @DeltaVTX Před 4 lety +11

    10:53 He’s been practicing that one in the mirror.

  • @cartmanbrah8937
    @cartmanbrah8937 Před 4 lety +51

    I applied to be a coach for the XFL and for experience I put Madden PlayStation 4

    • @punxg271
      @punxg271 Před 4 lety +1

      Cartman Brah! How’s that working out?

  • @164hozey
    @164hozey Před 4 lety +241

    CIA cool with me taking Xanax but I can’t smoke a little pot

    • @Cheesusrice69222
      @Cheesusrice69222 Před 4 lety +28

      People have told me crazy shit while on benzos and dont remember shit after

    • @MrBob2212
      @MrBob2212 Před 4 lety +26

      ^^^ after two bars it’s pretty hard to remember the previous day, especially mixed with alcohol.

    • @davidhooper259
      @davidhooper259 Před 4 lety +1

      It’s always a matter of perspective. If you took Xanax not prescribed to you it’s illegal. If you have been prescribed pot by a doctor, under off-label use and research statutes under the FDA and DEA it’s legal. So it’s what you personally can justify. Langley may want someone who can think like that.

    • @davidhooper259
      @davidhooper259 Před 4 lety +1

      Danny G - I agree. Addiction is “the one ring” and only has one master. Any intelligence group wouldnt gambling with a field operative under this premise. It might give them pause on how this hypothetical person’s mind operates but better safe than sorry. However if that individual had a skill set that may interest them like remote viewing, knowledge of languages and or culture, 4chan nerd, etc, they might consider to hip pocket them as a contract agent or field consultant for a very specific operation rather than long term work.

    • @davidhooper259
      @davidhooper259 Před 4 lety +2

      Awakened Mind-shhh. I’m trying to get Mike Baker to get me a job. I really want to know if Biden really does have dementia or is he a Manchurian Candidate.

  • @chrisloveday4416
    @chrisloveday4416 Před 2 lety +1

    Calling someone an asset gives the connotation that you could also become a liability. Scary.

  • @BLM.MASTER
    @BLM.MASTER Před 2 lety +2

    7:24 had me dying when Duncan just fucking buts in then immediately apologizes

  • @justcallmesyl3911
    @justcallmesyl3911 Před 4 lety +45

    did anyone else catch Jamie saying "oh i have to do this" 😂 dude's gonna get hired and come back to do an episode as a CIA agent lmao

  • @evilspock4714
    @evilspock4714 Před 4 lety +102

    Joe “psycho eyes” Rogaine explaining CIA

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments Před 4 lety +5

      Joe thinks psycho eyes is like a high level comedic move. He does it in his stand up all the time, it's cringe.

    • @zPhresh
      @zPhresh Před 4 lety +4

      Rogaine 🧔🏾

    • @TehMadCow
      @TehMadCow Před 4 lety

      Bobby lee calls Joe “buff eyes” lol

    • @michaelp2952
      @michaelp2952 Před 4 lety

      Pretty fuckn good

    • @chicagoliightsx
      @chicagoliightsx Před 4 lety

      @@zPhreshIkr? Lol! Looks like someone typed that in a few times, and it auto-corrected🤣

  • @MrVesimelooni
    @MrVesimelooni Před 4 lety +12

    "You know who is alive? Kim Jong Un"
    Is he tho..

  • @pharaohosam
    @pharaohosam Před 4 lety +1

    Joe Rogan in full 'save my own ass' mode.

  • @TylerTakacsIsAwesome
    @TylerTakacsIsAwesome Před 4 lety +12

    Duncan Trussel has got to be my favorite JRE guest of all time!

  • @MrJesusdoesntsave
    @MrJesusdoesntsave Před 4 lety +83

    "You know who is alive today? Kim Jong Un."
    Not so fast, Joe.

    • @900bz
      @900bz Před 4 lety +2

      A few hours ago US and south korea say hes still alive

    • @undinism69
      @undinism69 Před 4 lety +1

      Just like coronavirus wasn't around, until it was.
      "look into it" - Eddie Bravo

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/ty9BToe8J_Q/video.html

    • @thelasttaarakian
      @thelasttaarakian Před 2 lety

      Hey I’m from the future, he still alive

    • @bradleyrossross963
      @bradleyrossross963 Před 2 lety

      @@thelasttaarakian or he’s dead and that’s a body double with the country being run by his sister only b/c North Koreans would never let a woman run the show. How would you know if he’s alive do you know him?

  • @okaywhat11
    @okaywhat11 Před rokem +1

    Joe trolling at the end had Duncan questioning the last 10 minutes of his life and the legitimacy of everything, that was brutally brilliant lollll

  • @rubyblu21
    @rubyblu21 Před 2 lety +3

    I applied for the Australian equivalent, shat bricks when I was given a key code to continue the application 🤣

  • @jonathanprice3151
    @jonathanprice3151 Před 4 lety +38

    Joe “Molly is like a hot agent” Rogan

    • @rikrob5172
      @rikrob5172 Před 3 lety +2

      I thought it was chibi Carmen San Diego at first

  • @Headcaser
    @Headcaser Před 4 lety +114

    Joe blindsided Duncan so badly that it left him stuttering, this was comedic UFC at its finest

    • @bmcc122
      @bmcc122 Před 4 lety

      What

    • @MrHardcoredrummer
      @MrHardcoredrummer Před 4 lety

      Hahaha I think joe was catching Brian on his trust fall lol. Brian looks like he isn’t well rested, to say the least...hope he will be okay.

    • @Headcaser
      @Headcaser Před 4 lety +2

      @@MrHardcoredrummer who's brian

    • @MrHardcoredrummer
      @MrHardcoredrummer Před 4 lety +1

      Ha oops idk why I was thinkin Brian. Duncan lol

    • @voltorb433
      @voltorb433 Před 4 lety

      @@MrHardcoredrummer yeah Brian is an absolute wanker

  • @yllid
    @yllid Před 3 lety +2

    That was the best joe rogan rant ive ever heard

  • @despizedicon
    @despizedicon Před 3 lety +4

    Joe really does a great job of trying to argue for the company.

  • @GerardoG99
    @GerardoG99 Před 4 lety +49

    Funny how Joe didn’t answer Duncan’s question..... look into it 👀

    • @jayduke3373
      @jayduke3373 Před 4 lety +3

      he probably yelled at Duncan after telling him to never pull that shit ever again on this podcast lol

    • @TheJessC
      @TheJessC Před 4 lety +10

      Joe works for the CIA he just can't acknowledge it. Which is why he claims to not know about the CIA website.

    • @kgmsosa8230
      @kgmsosa8230 Před 4 lety +1

      Jay Duke it’s impossible to yell at Duncan

    • @ngkngk875
      @ngkngk875 Před 4 lety +5

      J C Notice how goofy he starts acting at 3:22. So bizarre and it’s obvious he’s deflecting.

    • @jeffb6276
      @jeffb6276 Před 4 lety +1

      I hate that I'm lumped in the same category as you nuts...

  • @boogieinc2465
    @boogieinc2465 Před 4 lety +69

    i wasn’t high but i applied to the navy in 8th grade in class with my friend as a joke we messed around about how they was gon swoop me up when i turned 18 lol
    they swooped me up idk where i am send help

  • @Jarmezrocks
    @Jarmezrocks Před 3 lety +4

    "Do some of them branch out and start a coke business..." Joes eyes -> 😮

  • @MrCheeseball90
    @MrCheeseball90 Před 4 lety +2

    Duncan’s voice is like if Steve O and your uncle ruckus from the boondocks had a kid

  • @princewes
    @princewes Před 4 lety +24

    Well who the hell you think Dennis Rodman's been working for the last 10 years?

  • @croesuslydias6488
    @croesuslydias6488 Před 4 lety +33

    Joe said “asset” so many times I can’t remember what it means

  • @skubadoobie
    @skubadoobie Před 4 lety +1

    Normally don’t watch when he has other comics on but these dudes were vibing had me cracking up 🤣

    • @rubikquitous8482
      @rubikquitous8482 Před 2 lety

      ur missin out dude the comics are some of the best episodes if u like to laugh

  • @kingstonhinks9824
    @kingstonhinks9824 Před rokem +1

    Really seemed like Joe was pissed off for a sec

  • @obliviox
    @obliviox Před 4 lety +210

    We talked about the cia website yet?
    “What about it”
    “Have you ever gone to it?”
    “Nooo”
    “Ive applied for a job”
    “You applied for a job at the CIA?”
    😂 😂 😂
    If apply you apply you cant talk about it
    Goes on million plus view podcast to talk about it hahahaa

    • @papermachevolcano1480
      @papermachevolcano1480 Před 4 lety +8

      Probably just applied as a joke so it wouldn't even matter.

    • @obliviox
      @obliviox Před 4 lety +5

      RICKBAND yeah i know it was just hilarious to me

    • @amayabcf
      @amayabcf Před 4 lety +1

      I emailed the cia and FBI about the activities at my apartment and they haven't got back to me. I guess I'm just another schizophrenic. Love you guys thanks for the post

    • @amayabcf
      @amayabcf Před 4 lety +1

      Its china!

    • @amayabcf
      @amayabcf Před 4 lety +1

      Why is joe out of view when he vapes lmao lol

  • @alesandrobatista640
    @alesandrobatista640 Před 4 lety +12

    Jamie saying “why do I have to do this” had me dead

  • @Ashutt92
    @Ashutt92 Před 4 lety +1

    Thank god joes been having duncan on more! Most underrated guest ever he used be in all the time back before the podcast really blew up.

  • @johnbicknell8512
    @johnbicknell8512 Před rokem

    I had a very security clearance many years ago . They consider someone using drugs as unreliable and one who can easily compromised.

  • @fieldfairy9845
    @fieldfairy9845 Před 4 lety +4

    I’m not high enough for this yet. Will check back soon

  • @johnanderson7663
    @johnanderson7663 Před 4 lety +87

    Joe"The asset"Rogan.

  • @KentuckyBullfrog32
    @KentuckyBullfrog32 Před 3 lety +3

    This podcast turned into that spider man meme where they’re all pointing at each other 😂😂😂

  • @1pyroace1
    @1pyroace1 Před 4 lety +1

    5:28 wish I can have this on repeat

  • @SirFakeyMcfakealot
    @SirFakeyMcfakealot Před 4 lety +55

    "You know who's alive today? Kim Jong Un...!"
    Man this did not age well.

  • @gundam116
    @gundam116 Před 4 lety +5

    “If you can set shit on fire with your mind or something when you’re stoned, come talk to us” lol

  • @jazbaatilaunda
    @jazbaatilaunda Před 2 lety

    ‘Wait For It’ should have been the title.

  • @amersalha4743
    @amersalha4743 Před 4 lety +51

    Yo now that we’re on the topic Joe should really talk about the new documentary out of the shadows

    • @Zaydenw0006
      @Zaydenw0006 Před 4 lety +5

      Not gonna happen tho smh

    • @mos619
      @mos619 Před 4 lety +1

      Joe's too connected to the Satanic cabal(just look at Duncan)...Jay Dyer on the other hand as been going into this kind of stuff for years and can help put the pieces together.
      czcams.com/video/48eDdzot_O4/video.html

    • @Turk_2023
      @Turk_2023 Před 4 lety +1

      Just a bunch of religious mumbo jumbo

    • @mos619
      @mos619 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Turk_2023 p3d0 confirmed

    • @Omaviistheman
      @Omaviistheman Před 4 lety

      At one point in that docu-whatever the guy says that the word “television” is suppose to be subversive and have telepathic/satanic/retard connotations and then read it as “TELL A VISION”. At that point I just lold and bailed. Saying that everything in Hollywood from a screen graphic to actual device is gonna to brainwash you is schiz. That “stuntman” seems like some sort of disinfo artist

  • @danieldickson5872
    @danieldickson5872 Před 4 lety +24

    Watching Joe deflect Duncan’s prying questions yet again

    • @timcontreras
      @timcontreras Před 4 lety

      I saw him start right away too! “ did you get the job at the c I a?!” I was like ‘ holy fuck, they got to joe’

    • @timcontreras
      @timcontreras Před 4 lety +1

      Aint that just dandy perfect joke? I think you miss understood, This isn’t the first time Duncan has asked something along these line before,Once again he didn’t even let him finish his sentence and he deflected it. Idk what the whole point of you explaining a bad joke (that he just Spat out there no less) as something i don’t understand. But it’s you that didn’t understand what I was saying , or the main comment for that matter. Good day sir!

    • @danieldickson5872
      @danieldickson5872 Před 4 lety +2

      Tim Contreras 100% bro, you can see a blatant demeanor change. He’s verbally on his toes after Duncan asked this. Even when Duncan asked joe if it were ok for him to ask the type of question he was about to, I would have paid to have the camera on Joe’s face instead of Duncan’s when Joe said “yeah”

  • @jbomb1414ify
    @jbomb1414ify Před 4 lety

    Dammit Duncan you did it again.. I watched this clip and now I have to watch the whole podcast

  • @Tyro_
    @Tyro_ Před 4 lety

    6:44 I was thinking the same thing, and Joe’s so serious 😂

  • @parthvadera1
    @parthvadera1 Před 4 lety +33

    Joe “they got compromised” Rogan

  • @davethomas543
    @davethomas543 Před 4 lety +24

    That deflection has me convinced Joe " I am CIA " Rogan

  • @jayrod9979
    @jayrod9979 Před 3 lety

    ....damnit now I will have to check out the site.

  • @johnstewart9641
    @johnstewart9641 Před 4 lety +2

    Watching our once hero cower to the government hurts just as much as it should

  • @UncleRandy73
    @UncleRandy73 Před 4 lety +3

    Dear CIA , I didn’t watch this whole clip... please don’t kill me.

  • @camero220
    @camero220 Před 4 lety +52

    "You know who's alive today? Kim Jong-Un."
    Nope.

    • @noelelenes9090
      @noelelenes9090 Před 4 lety

      camero220 lol

    • @riNRjr
      @riNRjr Před 4 lety +5

      Scrolled down for this comment after pausing. thankyou

    • @aidentate5567
      @aidentate5567 Před 4 lety +5

      his heart surgeons aren't

    • @Dapryor
      @Dapryor Před 4 lety +1

      @@aidentate5567 😂😂😂👍👍

    • @riNRjr
      @riNRjr Před 4 lety

      @@aidentate5567 w

  • @allaroundamazing7007
    @allaroundamazing7007 Před 3 lety +1

    This is the greatest JRE clip I’ve ever seen😂 I’m fuckin dead how serious and paranoid they got

  • @Radialslap
    @Radialslap Před 3 lety +1

    Joes definately been invited to a family bbq at Mike Baker's,
    Mike in his apron turning burgers, pats scooter on the back, and sends him off to chase murphy round the garden with the other kids, wives talking and setting the table.. "hey joe, can ya grab a couple a beers from the ice box"

  • @ontheaux336
    @ontheaux336 Před 4 lety +14

    LMAOO 0:12 Young Jamie - "Why do I have to do this?" He's getting sick of it hahahaaaaa

    • @DankSi
      @DankSi Před 4 lety

      Takes one to know one

    • @diychad7268
      @diychad7268 Před 4 lety

      im sure he is paid well enough he love doing it

    • @KhalidElwaleed
      @KhalidElwaleed Před 4 lety +1

      Dude he said it as a joke ... like it's dangerous to screw around the furikin CIA website .. so one of them should do it instated 🤣

  • @manophillips5176
    @manophillips5176 Před 4 lety +25

    These guys are starting to creep me out

  • @loods2215
    @loods2215 Před 4 lety +5

    Joe "you've got an asset?!" Rogan

  • @TheSchematican
    @TheSchematican Před 4 lety +2

    I’m a field technician and the machines that I work on are listed as “assets”. A piece of equipment that serves a purpose, honestly it makes a lot of sense to be used how they do but it sure does feel impersonal lol. Sounds like a video game thing. Your unit dies in Command and Conquer, Computer voice: “Asset lost”

    • @SynthApprentice
      @SynthApprentice Před 2 lety

      It's supposed to feel impersonal. The military deliberately uses dehumanizing language in order to reduce the psychological impact of what they do. If they start thinking of the "other guy" as a living, breathing person with hopes and dreams, there's a really good chance they might start seriously freaking out. It's a hell of a lot easier to sleep at night when you say "target eliminated" than it is when you say "I just took a human life".

  • @ianrodriquez9455
    @ianrodriquez9455 Před 4 lety +19

    Yep, Joe's been compromised.