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- When a situation seems hopeless never forget there is always one more option available: seduce your way out of it.
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Produced by Goldie Soetianto & Elliot Ryan
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Lemme Guess.... Nat 1 on his Constitution Save?
Nice. Went ahead and got the likes to 69 for ya
could have subtitles in portuguese (br) please like the videos but some n have subtitles 😢
Antrius still looks like my cosin
This is the true way to punish subduction bards
- "I am gonna seduce him!"
- *NPC visibly disturbed*
NPC:NANI!
Pillar Men Theme plays in Soft Jazz
I am the NPC. Yet akwardly grinning...
@@emmememz1574 same😅
NPC? You should see the DM'S FACE
“Can we assist so he’ll roll straight?”
Of course not, nothing about this situation is straight.
Are you saying that riding dicks isn't straight?
@@SmittyWJManJensen Well the dick should be, otherwise it can get dangerous.
@@SmittyWJManJensen Depends on one doing it?
I WAS GOING TO SAY THIS EXACT THING
Lmao
"he's trying to kill you, you can't seduce him" excuse me that is the sexiest possible scenario
I'll never understand humans xD
james bond
~lady logic~ XD
Yandere anyone?
Every James Bond movie
"Are you immune to disease?"
Player:.....
Dm: *Evil Face intensifies*
Ooooooow Antrius
Bah, cure disease is not that expensive
Dnd has AIDS/herpes?
@@Starteller
You might also have to cast "Remove Curse" beforehand.
It could be something "Demonic".
And this is why you let the Paladin seduce.
I knew there was gonna be a “the bard rolled a mat 20 on seduction and ruined the DMs plans” episode eventually
It was about time that the DM got a 1, even if it was only in spirit.
If there is a bard, it was about time, honestly.
Matthew Mercer should definitely do a side series called Matt 20.
at 3:57 exactly
Atleast one person in my group does that every session. 😂 Our last session we (a team of 6) completely obliterated 7 four armed lizard men and took them down in one round. Due to my explosive fireball, one of our dragonborne's shooting a lightning arrow, and our barbarian blindly shooting his crossbow (but shot himself in the eye somehow)
The dm literally said "ok, I give up. You two can't plan attacks anymore. You're too destructive." To me(human sorceress) and the dragonborne barbarian
When he’s so self-centered he starts moaning his own name
well he is a bard
Inspiration comes in many forms.
Fucking incubi
"How 'bout plan... D"
"What happened to plan C?"
When you immediately realize where this is going 😂
tbf plan c was also plan d
This was a Dick move
Ohhh Antrius
"he's trying to kill you, you can't seduce him"
Hold my Ukulele
One bard kill monster from inside just shouting... There is even song about it on CZcams. Bards in DnD are OP
Not sure if the 'hold my ukulele' comment was meant as a 'challenge accepted' or a euphemism.
@@matthewcollins4157 Common use "Hold my drink, I'll show them how it's done."
"Natural 20"
"What?"
I felt that, deep in my DM soul.
Same
When DM agrees for silly roll only so players would piss off... it usually goes towards nat 20.
"You'd have to be REALLY persuasive for it to work"
*Rolls 30 total*.... *Starts unzipping pants*
Thank you for your service
I feel like ya need some DM discretion here. Nat 20 is NOT always a automatic success.
@@kagemaru9773 Though it seems to be a fairly common houserule, aside from attack rolls, pretty sure nothing else is automatic fail on a 1 or success on a 20. I don't think there's anything wrong with something being impossible, but if a player wants to do something that the DM simply isn't going to allow any chance of success on, then the DM should tell them it's impossible and move on, if a Nat 20 isn't going to be high enough then don't waste the player's time making a roll.
"He's trying to kill you, you can't just seduce him."
Me, immediately thinking back to moment when my character was seduced by an NPC she was about to kill: ...
I see you had the tables turned on you.
..... you can say zevran
@@pininci Shit, you're right.
Unless they were using magic or you thought it was funny and went with it NPC's can't just roll persuasion to dictate what player characters do.
@@elrafa111 My character tackled the NPC for capture, to which the NPC did an eyebrow wiggle and said something like, "Oh-ho, I see how it is." (it was a lot better than that, I just can't remember). My character and I were thoroughly confused, but my character is also game for the type of character the NPC was, so she shrugged and went with it. I'm still, ooc, waiting for this character to cut and run or try to kill my character...f*ck, this is like Zevran.
I also liked that it took THREE natural 20s to actually seduce a hostile boss instead of doing it on the first one as an instant success! Good Dming there in my opinion.
You seduce people by being seductive. We got drunk and serenaded people under the embassy window in Danish.
Funny how Nixie was the one to throw up when her player was clearly into it.
That’s just good role play. When you do something you would never do but is how your character would react.
My character would be like: I'm never casting Eldritch Blast again!! *throws up*
"As the great bard Nelly once said, It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes."
How do I nominate this show for a Writer's Guild award?
Jaime lannister: I will take that
There is nothing more satisfying than watching the light leave your DM's eyes as they see you roll a Nat 20 on your seduction roll
Rebecca Walilko there is also nothing more satisfying than getting your revenge and watching your player’s smile falter as you reveal the consequences to their actions hahahahaha
**sad DM noises**
This is why when players try to seduce a boss, I just say they're Asexual.
@@thenerdybunny1296 : me: "they just haven't met the right oooonnnne"
I think it’s nice to let them and then say the npc was married and the spouse hired assassins to get payback.
Rule of the bard: When in doubt seduce your way out.
It do be like that
"hit that bell.. i'll be hitting something else.." entire cast/backstage proceeds to lose their shit. This. This is how you know you struck gold.
If you guys don't start an actual dnd podcast with these characters then I'm gonna be highly disappointed.
this needs to have way more likes than it does
I NEED THIS!
This would be amazing, but then they might actually do well haha
I'd watch the heck out of that!
Like hello from the magic tavern?
4:40 "i'm going to eldritch blast"
i spat what i was drinking
That was the best, and the worst moment
Dude the wizard in our campaign eldritch blasted the sky and I quote "because I wanted to" he said. The mayor of the town proceeded to kick us out
I almost spat my coffee... Damn.
Tis but the natural consequence of a bard casting "enlarge"
Sh-should... should I reflavor the grease spell?
Resulted in a minor case of Infernal Herpes for the bard.
DM:you can’t just seduce him he’s attacking you
Bard: *DID I STUTTER!*
I love how Nicole was disgusted in the first shot, and then looked pleased while filming everything in the next.
"Are you resistant to diseases?"
*NOTICEABLE PANIC*
He's a bard. The answer is yes.
@@KristenWood317 Let's face it, everyone that rolls a bard picks up resistant to deiseases just for this kind of thing.
This. This is what they roll well on?!?!
Rexram of course. Them dumbest stuff always does amazingly. I had a friend playing a changeling rogue once, and the shenanigans he got up to were astounding.
@@daemondaemonus490 well I can certainly think of some stupid stuff changelings can do
This is -always- what they roll well on
It's the dumbest stuff that gets the Nat 20
@@hyenahammock451 I remember my werewolf (Barbarian) tried to cover a crime scene...natural 20. He is a master of crime.
The best seduction I've ever seen in D&D was when we killed all of the guards, and decided to Weekend At Bernie's it by having one of us puppeteer a dead guard, go up to the *married* king, and seduce him *with* the dead body. All while rolling nat 20s the whole time. Our DM had the "I'm done with this crap" look on her face the entire session. It was awesome.
ROFL
Is nobody going to appreciate the DM's smug "Oh Antrius?" ???
4:09 Antrius: We make love. On the floor. With everybody watching.
Kitty: Meow?
More like ~ *meow* ~
I left it at 69 upvotes because n i c e.
@@KeevaTheFirstRival At the time of the reply, three people messed it up. Oh well.
@@jackielinde7568 My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
That cat was fucking adorable though
I once charmed an ogre, which backfired when he then dragged me to his cave and the party had to then rescue me. 😂😂
Yeah similar thing happened to elf mage in our party, he had a rough night.
Could be worse. Orcs are known to do this if they think you have suitable genes. You might get passed around. May Luthic have mercy on your poor soul.
I hope it wasnt too late...
@@auri1075 And not too early, either.
It's game ogre man, game ogre!
That look on his face "Wait, are you resistant to disease?" I spit out my tea on that one!
"So what did you get ?"
" I got a bad rash and a long lecture from the local priest "
I guess you could say Nixie was about to.....
Hellish Repuke?
sexy bard: "i roll to seduce"
DM: (this better not awaken anything in me)
EllyBunny27 - Too late
Lol nice community reference
When you run an aroace character so they are immune to being charmed and seduced... balances out that he's is a little too trusting and is an "innocent until proven guilty" kind of person.
*Pillar men theme starts blasting*
the evil look on the dms face 4:46 is priceless
In the Shadowrun game I'm currently GMing, I had a Face where plan A was *always* "seduce".
I started rolling a d6 to randomly determine sexuality on PCs. Never once did it successfully prevent a seduction.
a d6? what were the options?
What were the choices?
Gay
Straight
Bi
Asexual
Pansaxual
And ?
Seeing a lot of 'what are the options', but I just mapped it to the kinsey scale.
A 1 prompted a re-roll, where a 1-2 was ace-spec, 3-4 was zero (completely hetero), and a 4-5 was a 1
"With everybody watching ;)"
"meow"
Give that cat an acting award dammit that was brilliant.
Even the cat was outraged.
I agree
The only time they roll successfully and the Bard gets an STD.
THAT was their "nat 1 moment."
I'm going to laugh if they keep it as a recurring gag. Like, say the board needs to use a tree, and screams as he lets it flow?
Re-watching this on quarantine... I love how the guys are actually growing together as a group. In previous episodes, they messed up by arguing and yelling at each other, but now one of them comes with a stupid plan that will very likely fail, and the others' response for that is "can we help?". Loved this small detail you guys are writing into the series.
Imagine filming this...we need the behind the scenes now! Seriously this was funny comedy isn't dead.
Have you watched, they released it and it was everything I was hoping for
@@ChesireWaltz Yeah, I got my wish and I wasn't disappointed!
1:57 "How about plan..." *looks down* "...D?"
Thats always my bard's plan
Funnily enough, plan "C" could still have worked, but would have been less obvious.
Damn, nice catch!
“What happened to plan C?”
Plan C comes after plan D is... engaged 😏
Plan C if bard is female 😂
This DM never disappoints xD.
For a second I thought careless whisper was going to start playing xD
Didn't we all?)
I love that we're actually getting to see this party slowly gaining more chemistry with each episode. Makes it more interesting!
Am I the only one who find them a thousand times more attractive when they are wearing their costumes? I mean, they are totally fine in normal clothes but damn 🤣
Fanstasy costumes were hot from start ;) It's kind of clothes you'd wish to wear but don't have courage to do so ( I do personaly sometimes walk around city in my cloak with separate hood but I am kind of eccentric guy )
Just goes to show how more movies should have fantasy settings. Because its so damn sexy
The magic of makeup and good lighting and other various things. Regardless they all look good.
Cristian Pallarés - the tiefling is hot in costume, digging those black eyes of hers...but the elf girl is gorgeous when out of character, if only I was a hundred years younger :)
@@velocitymg Ahhh. to be 500 again...
The DM is easly my favorite character as he is nearly all of them.
Props to the DM for allowing this ridiculous attempt, not fudging it when he miraculously succeed, playing out (and role playing) the absurd scenario, and STILL having dire consequences that make sense afterwards. Such great DM-ing, and I feel like it's not being noticed enough
"I'm going to Eldritch Blast!" is an amazing line!!! Well done everyone!
4:40 does he at least get to roll a constitution saving throw?
Thats when I expected the nat 1 lol
@@neggispringfeild
Dm: You have AIDS
"Antrius Rolls a Con Save...It's not good..."
Nope. The target of the disease effect is classified as "willing" so the disease automatically takes effect.
@@bobgerneric9917 I think he meant for the "I'm about the eldritch blast" As in roll a consave to see how that *blast* goes
Bard: I roll to seduce *rolls nat 20*
DM: Dies inside
I almost spilled my food at the "eldritch blast" part, man dis is sicc
Really had me laughing hard at the "Are you resistant to disease?" And the look on the Bard's face. Well played DM, well played. But I think Nixie should have been the one to seduce him, with her cuteness and good looks you wouldn't even need a roll.
*They forgot to invite the beautiful orc from last time.*
I think nixi might have burned him to get her ear rings back
@@scalypuppy4113 ooh or maybe she just let the bard seduce him to take back the clothes.
@@vicaststick4784 well nixi enjoys to burn things and to me she seems like the violent and vengeful type. But I would certainly be sad if we never see that orc again
@@scalypuppy4113 ^^
I want the orc to be a reoccurring NPC.
"How do you want to do this?" ... There goes my tea...
Alex Min I didn’t catch the Critical Roll reference. Nice catch.
That Tiefling's attire is on-pont. I *NEED* that coat!
During my friend's campaign, I rolled a nat 20 to spread a rumor about a powerful noble who was our party's antagonist at the time. The rumor spread like wildfire throughout the entire town and everybody thought he had sex with horses.
Always got to love when the DMs whole story line just gets trashed.
You mean always gets trashed.
And then the Dm gets some mild form of catharsis when the bard who derailed the campaign forgot to take disease resistance.
Not if you're the DM. I've had this happen to me so many times. One time I set up this intelligent monster, created a whole back story and reasons why he was trapped here, gave him lots of dialogue, even spent about a week getting down a really cool voice for him, just to have the party walk in, see a monster, and slaughter it on the first turn. I try to give all my intelligent creatures dialogue, just in case the party wants to talk, or try to get information. But no, they just want to slaughter things.
Well, as long as they have fun, then it's fine.
@@henrytawnn8694 It's a monster, who talks to monster ? They're meant for killing not for inviting out to brunch.
@@clothar23 Depends on your players. Not all players are murder hobos. Some players prefer conversation over combat. I've done entire campaigns of just court settings and politics.
The intelligent monster was a crazed Spectator that's been guarding an empty room for a couple of centuries and spends it's time talking to the bugs and the minotaur skeleton in the corner, which it adopted as it's family.
Fireball in an enclosed space ... literally every wizard ever.
" As the great bard Nelly once said. "😂 I laughed so hard I missed a couple lines.
Why is no one talking about Antrius moaning his own name while doing it with the guy? Shit was amazing lol!
Those 9 dislikes are from people who aren't resistant to disease
darn viral marketing.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
"Are you resistant to diseases?"
- laughs in high-level Monk/anyone with Lesser Restoration -
- laughs in low level paladin (Divine Health for the Win)
@@davimaximo2598 Don't forget Lay on Hands.
Exomancer Burning Hands.
@@exomancer3632 isn't that what caused the problem in the first place?
Obviously nobody in this party has decent Wisdom :P
2:51 i need to repeat that
i love this DM he balls up the campaign and tosses it aside.... side quest is now main lol adapt and overcome!!! and love that even with a natural 20 your doom may be in the form of an STD hahaha.
next battle roll for resist the burning itch
"Are you resistant against Desease?"
Not gonna lie, i died Laughing, but i was already on the brink of death after all the Psychic Damage i took.
Awesome Video Thank you all :D
When you're doing a nat 20 and destroy all the plans of you're sessions.
DM: I'm about to end this player whole career
I don't get why players think a nat 20 is an auto success...
@@ddrew1973 Rule of cosmic happenstance: In some universe, in some dimension, somewhere: I'm shitting on Trump's face. That's my nat 20.
@@ddrew1973 it usually is on most non combat rolls, if you look at the players handbook it gives a vague description more or less saying Nat ones fail no matter how skilled you are and Nat 20s succeed no matter how inexperienced you are. The only time a Nat 20 doesn't hit I believe is when the dc or ac is too high
@@crono252 no it doesnt, autofail or autosuccess is only for combat
@@ddrew1973 if my player asks "can I roll...?" My answer is always "now is not a good time for your character to play dice games. What action do they want to take?" It mostly mitagates the idea that nat 20s always succeed for me.
The absolute BEST twist ending 😂
_Oooh, Antrius_
0:25 exactly what I was waiting for🤣
Party: let's kill him
That one bard: wait...wait let me try to seduce it.
The dm: God dam it again Chad?
Damn it chad, the rock golem is built like doomsday from dc
@@cowcrap Nat 20.
his exterior might be hard as stone, but his heart is soft and mellow.
LMAO "CHAD"
Cmon! The bard took one for the team and literally saved the party.
Yep, remember those moments well in DND. Also in mmorpg's taking one for the team.
He also got an STD
as a DM, I can relate to a spiritual level. this is the go-to move for every bard EVER! and for some unholy reasons, it always works! HOW!
"It's a natural 20!" "wat" is easily the most relatable thing I've ever seen
Well, he's seduced me
The DM looks hella good in tiefling role
The way how the DM didn't skip RP despite that he hated the derailing is just good DMing right there. RP to the end.
I cannot get over that cat on the table...if it were a member of the party, they wouldn't need to seduce the Marquis...that +20 cuteness would melt him into a puddle!
It's that exact reason my pansexual bard character is immune to diseases.
I can't see how they could ever make that role straight.
1:40
Ok, NOW this is D&D
Everyone playing with casual clothes, instead of rich gorgeous costumes xD
Much more realistic, now
"We make ...! on the floor. when everybody's watching." "Meeow! " Even the cat cant believe it.
Anyone else find it Ironic that they're trying to persuade the DM to allow a 'Straight one' for a Gay scene?
Also who else got chills when the girls suddenly got an idea on how to help out?
I thought they were gonna kiss. So extremely disappointed!
It's part of the joke. They're good at writing.
>Marquis: "Wait, are you resistant to disease?"
>Antrius: "..."
>Antrius: "I am a warforged ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Gotta say, I've never seen a warforged bard before!
I have actually played a warforged bard before. It wasn't a character that even attempted to seduce anything.
Im not gonna lie, Nixie is the cutest tiefling i dang ever seen. BUT 👏 THAT 👏 MARQUIS 👏 DOE
Even the cat said "No!" 😂😂😂
I love how not okay with being seduced the tiefling is, Classic bard move.
Than shit took a turn. Them Nat 20's work wonders it seems.
either that tiefling is wither a wizard or a wizard, all other casters uses charisma xD.
I mean, the dude had a harem beforehand, so he's clearly open to this kinda stuff
Probably the best part of this episode, is that everyone who's had a bard in their party can relate very easily.
Not quite. My College of Whispers Kenku bard was more of a ninja inquisitor than a seducer, though some of the "conversations" she overheard and got to mimick as proof got rather raunchy. Those sounds were also useful for causing distractions or cover (noises from the room next door, ya know) or setting up/ catching trysts so long as they don't see you're not the lover and instead a teenage humanoid crow. She never found physical love or actually seduced anyone beyond carrying on incriminating conversations, but did find love of family from the party who eventually accepted her.
It was actually our rouge instead of the bard.
knightx605 - It was our sorceress... named Chastity, of course.
@@Ajehy My character is actually a Sorceress! XD
In my alternating two-party game, it was the warlock and the assassin...
...okay, I was the warlock and the assassin.
difficult to believe this video was made 2 years ago. feels like these last phew years have flown by
The cat's meow is perfectly timed.
Bard: Nat 20
DM: What?!
Good times.
04:16 That Cat's Comment is the best :D
I nearly spit my drink onto my phone when the seedy seducer started to swing his hair after a feathery revealing 😂😂😂
Best scene as the GM teared out a page from his story book xD
"another story ark destroyed, why do i even write any story?" 😂
Also I can’t be the only one who (before he tried to kill them) got a
“I’m not mad just disappointed vibe”
The paper crumbling is big mood
lmao 5:05 "Vicious Mockery intensifies"
"business before pleasure, unfortunately"....or not ! And new golden DM's rule : even with three natural 20, a DM still has a way to be sadistic with his players and their characters xD
2:58 it’s moments like these that PCs will use to fuck a dragon
I had a bard who managed to seduce almost everything including the boss, who was married and the bard would have needed to roll a 20 to attempt to seduce. She did it and in the end they joined forces to kill the party.
sean ibarra si they tried to kill the DND party? Or a different party?
@@bigmike1ak killed our party, they seduced and teamed up with they enemy.
sean ibarra Awkward...
@@seanibarra1242 Did the bard player have to roll up a new character? Lmao
Still a better love story than Twilight.
"Hit that bell, I'll be hitting something else"
Possibly the best line in this vid XD
When your players fuck up the plans for your session 2:51
When you found a way to punish them severely for it 4:45
" as the great bard Nelly once said" I lost it. Good job once again guys.
Antrius The Great now proves he is worthy of the title
Murderhobos are such comedy gold.