What Your Favorite D&D Race Says About You

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  • @BlaineSimple
    @BlaineSimple  Před měsícem +4

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  • @ChristianBawden
    @ChristianBawden Před 4 lety +9576

    as a warforged, my favorite thing is to look at my DM and say, "I choose to stop breathing" whenever another character does something gross.

    • @Ellisepha
      @Ellisepha Před 4 lety +665

      Playing an air genasi right now and I'm definitely gonna remember this lol

    • @Chrinik
      @Chrinik Před 4 lety +240

      I would just never breathe in the first place.

    • @Ellisepha
      @Ellisepha Před 3 lety +265

      @@Chrinik The problem is that you then also can't speak (except if it's telepathical or your race can speak without an airflow)

    • @Chrinik
      @Chrinik Před 3 lety +267

      @@Ellisepha Do warforged need to breathe in order to create sound? They're machines, essentially. You already become night watch because you don't technically need to "sleep", just "rest" being fully concious and able to observe your surroundings while standing absolutely still and don't need to eat or drink either.

    • @yozarahirvi4750
      @yozarahirvi4750 Před 3 lety +152

      @@Chrinik it remind me of a campaign of numenera, I decided to play some kind of stone man (just to name it Dwayne Johnson, yep so much originality) but we hadn't any kind of "physical and biological information" about them so we would create them on the fly when the question is asked (like what do I eat, how do I poop ? do I ever poop ? and so on, we created a whole bunch of how they work)
      it have been decided that my race would sleep for two full days once every month, so I was basically nightawtch every night.
      (on the other rules, I don't poop but since I erode Myself i still need to eat rocks a bit; the only medicine I know is either eat enough to build that corporal mass again or using cement on my wounds)
      it was realy fun to imagine all of that ! I liked that character realy much in the end !

  • @TheCantinaChannel
    @TheCantinaChannel Před 3 lety +12646

    Me who's never played D&D before: "Oh man now this I've got to find out!"

  • @lordofinnistrad8757
    @lordofinnistrad8757 Před rokem +1029

    I’ve actually used player perception of Half-Orcs to my advantage. I was playing a Half-Orc War Cleric and for a while, he didn’t talk. The other players grew to assume that he was just stupid and only useful for hitting things. It came time that we were recruited to help plan a major battle and the main NPC that was there was throwing thinly veiled racism at my character. When it actually came time to strategize, my character busted out a perfect plan, using historical examples as reference and obscure strategies, and was very articulate and well spoken. What was his deal?
    His Goddess was The Red Knight, Goddess of Strategy and Tactics. The reason he didn’t talk was because he’s actually very shy.

    • @mommy-mar
      @mommy-mar Před 9 měsíci +15

      I love that (and orcs) I might use that idea!❤❤

    • @elicleverdon297
      @elicleverdon297 Před 8 měsíci +1

      i need a TLDR

    • @alpacino8919
      @alpacino8919 Před 7 měsíci

      @@elicleverdon297 you sound illiterate, no offense

    • @realsupergonks
      @realsupergonks Před 7 měsíci +8

      tl;dr
      guy makes a character a half-orc, player & npc perception is that orcs are dumb, turns out the character is highly intelligent, and valuable for more than hitting things with stick.

    • @elididde3377
      @elididde3377 Před 6 měsíci +4

      How is that using it to your advantage though? Its just a funny surprising moment

  • @kosherre6243
    @kosherre6243 Před rokem +784

    Im learning bit by bit about d&d in general thru meme culture and campaign critiques.
    This is like a legitimization of my childhood moments of "i hit you with my infinity sword of death for 1 million damage" and "i dodge your attack" while holding some cool stick I found.
    I loved it, and now I miss it.

    • @Femaiden
      @Femaiden Před rokem +56

      "nuh uh, because i blocked it with my infinity armor of imperviousness to infinity blades!"

    • @alexanderzea3594
      @alexanderzea3594 Před 10 měsíci +20

      @@Femaiden ACTUALY it was a super infinity sword so it breaks your infinity armor

    • @Femaiden
      @Femaiden Před 10 měsíci +16

      @@alexanderzea3594 nuh uh, because my armor is ultra infinity and ultra is better than super

    • @alexanderzea3594
      @alexanderzea3594 Před 10 měsíci +17

      @@Femaiden yeah but my sword was a SUPER INFINITE INFINITY SWORD and can break every armor that exist

    • @supreme_king_obama1158
      @supreme_king_obama1158 Před 10 měsíci +20

      You guys both lose because I snuck up from behind and shot you with me super mega ultra super duper infinity gun, which cannot he blocked by any type of armor regardless of how infinite it is!

  • @1umbreon4life
    @1umbreon4life Před 3 lety +3528

    Tortle is the best race because:
    -You're always wearing your house
    -Because you're always in your house, you never have to wear pants. Who has to wear pants in their own home?

    • @blakedavis2447
      @blakedavis2447 Před 3 lety +57

      I do a lot , especially when it’s cold

    • @lordtoademort8124
      @lordtoademort8124 Před 3 lety +28

      Thats the 1 thing you do wear in your house

    • @blakedavis2447
      @blakedavis2447 Před 3 lety +17

      Lord Toademort I think you’re thinking of underwear

    • @lordtoademort8124
      @lordtoademort8124 Před 3 lety +14

      @@blakedavis2447 well I use pajama shorts so its a weird grey area.

    • @fadhil5749
      @fadhil5749 Před 3 lety +42

      "Pants are an illusion and so is death. "

  • @waizardsoda
    @waizardsoda Před 4 lety +5634

    "Monster Races: You're usually the DM."
    I feel called out right now

    • @Samantha-dq7jm
      @Samantha-dq7jm Před 4 lety +35

      Me too.

    • @dvandamme00
      @dvandamme00 Před 4 lety +101

      @@Samantha-dq7jm I always want to play monster races - currently a kobold - i never dm. monsters are more fun

    • @yanaleigh
      @yanaleigh Před 4 lety +48

      I'm about to get to be a player in a long campaign for the first time.... Wizard Goblin. How is this so accurate?

    • @avrilslittlesis
      @avrilslittlesis Před 4 lety +10

      Oof, I'm prepping to be a dm and am currently playing a siren in a diff campaign

    • @loafuscranbrry8488
      @loafuscranbrry8488 Před 4 lety +29

      It’s just so fun to be a cool snake lady! Stop calling everyone out! Ah!

  • @AdmiralxAvocado
    @AdmiralxAvocado Před 8 měsíci +50

    When the party table is 3 male dragonborn and 2 female tiefling rouges, being a human fighter is the most exotic thing.

  • @johnharrison2086
    @johnharrison2086 Před rokem +253

    Kenku's have a large vocabulary. The problem is that they can't alter the tone from what they originally heard.
    The real definition should have been "You play the Mimicry feature wrong"

    • @KneGros-nc1ss
      @KneGros-nc1ss Před 7 měsíci +8

      And changelings is "mimicing right" cause thy get everything on point. Add some Bard subclass and you can recount the persons memories by writing it in a book do you wouldnt forget in an hour.

  • @zachf.7854
    @zachf.7854 Před 3 lety +2972

    Regular human: "Boring, but that +1 to every stat IS nice."
    Variant human: "Your either going to min-max, or you have a feat fetish"

    • @marlinazul7786
      @marlinazul7786 Před 3 lety +142

      Human fighter, 8 FEATS

    • @Lorgar64
      @Lorgar64 Před 3 lety +92

      @@marlinazul7786 I remember doing that with my human noble battlemaster. I think I had three feats at level 6? It's funny because I was going for a roleplay heavy character but my feats made me monstrous in combat (I definitely had the heavy armour+ and sentinel). Game ended not too long after that due to other reasons, but between the damage reduction and second wind I never went down in a fight!
      Funnily enough I missed a couple of important fights because my character got bored, wondered off, then something terrible and unforeseen happened. People would fight for their lives while my character went to a tavern or had a picnic.

    • @Shannovian
      @Shannovian Před 3 lety +146

      Regular humans being boring is more of an issue that their players are boring than their characters. If you can't make something interesting unless they have red skin or pointy ears, then the fact of the matter is that you aren't able to make people interesting and instead are using your race/class combination in place of a personality.

    • @zachf.7854
      @zachf.7854 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Shannovian i take it your the type of player to get super annoyed when someone doesn't play human and/or the type of DM to only allow humans? That or you cant grasp when someone on the internet is making a *joke* about a stereotype. Either way, you got up on your soap box and decided to insult people who want to do something that isn't vanilla humans by insinuating that everyone who plays a non-human character is automatically terrible at roleplay.

    • @Lorgar64
      @Lorgar64 Před 3 lety +34

      @@Shannovian Yeah, reminded me of XP to Level 3. "The most interesting people in history were all human."

  • @louie2639
    @louie2639 Před 4 lety +3031

    Genasi: You liked to watch Avatar the last airbender
    Edit: Thanks for the likes I didn’t think so many people agreed with me

  • @helheimrgaming2547
    @helheimrgaming2547 Před rokem +139

    You really slapped me across the face with the Half-Elf one lmao. Almost choked on my drink 😂

  • @hue.main1
    @hue.main1 Před 10 měsíci +98

    I made a Goliath who was adopted by dwarves as a child because she was left behind for being weak in her clan. But then once she learns dwarves live WAY longer than goliath’s, she makes a deal with the devil to have a dwarves life span so she can live with her family for the rest of her life. (My DM is still helping me figure out what the devil’s request is for her to get her wish.)

    • @itachi4alltime
      @itachi4alltime Před 9 měsíci +5

      It should be reverse you are a weak dwarf so you sacrifice your long lifespan to become one punch dwarf 😂

    • @tiagoc9754
      @tiagoc9754 Před 7 měsíci +4

      What devil requested: dwarf souls
      That would be quite a twist

    • @jokerofspades-xt3bs
      @jokerofspades-xt3bs Před měsícem +1

      Up until you mentioned the demon I legit thought your character was buddy the elf

    • @hue.main1
      @hue.main1 Před měsícem

      @@jokerofspades-xt3bs man now I’ll never not think that when I play her with my group lmao 😂

  • @arvoredeuva5485
    @arvoredeuva5485 Před 3 lety +2203

    Dragonfolk: "You wanted to play a Dragon but the DM didn't let you do that"

    • @pianotm
      @pianotm Před 3 lety +47

      [Laughs in Council of Wyrms]

    • @nikushim6665
      @nikushim6665 Před 3 lety +9

      More like the DM reminded you of the ECL, i think a adult dragon is something like 15 levels in 3.5

    • @beercansam9290
      @beercansam9290 Před 3 lety +2

      I like tiefling but I literally chose out of a hat

    • @luc.3448
      @luc.3448 Před 3 lety +9

      oh crap im the vietnamese version of you-

    • @arvoredeuva5485
      @arvoredeuva5485 Před 3 lety +5

      @@luc.3448 The multiverse of "that's rough, buddy" is real

  • @theradiantdehd3997
    @theradiantdehd3997 Před 2 lety +2773

    “Tiefling = Edgelord”
    Damn it you got me
    “Aasimar = Kindest person in the group…”
    See? Now we’re talking
    “Unless you’re a Fallen Aasimar then it’s because Tiefling wasn’t edgy enough.”
    Damn it

    • @ebmario874
      @ebmario874 Před rokem +80

      You can't run from yourself sometimes

    • @peanutkoa7912
      @peanutkoa7912 Před rokem +7

      This racist played as an aasimar as the dnd beyond page reminded him of thanos

    • @pardolagames8994
      @pardolagames8994 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Ever noticed Half-Elf's head look like Emilia's?

    • @Femaiden
      @Femaiden Před 10 měsíci +2

      "edgelord aasimar". . you mean Daeran from Pathfinder Wotr?

    • @Savitar.2020
      @Savitar.2020 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Lol same here

  • @juno9286
    @juno9286 Před rokem +66

    One time, I wanted to play a Kobold but the DM didn't wanna let me. So instead, I played a gremlin-like human that was RAISED by Kobolds. Improvise and adapt, people, improvise and adapt.

  • @AsexualOpossum
    @AsexualOpossum Před 9 měsíci +10

    Me: "Oh boy! A fantasy setting where I can be any of the cool races, and wield magic!"
    Also me: Human Fighter that uses Heavy Armor and Longswords

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 Před 4 lety +1849

    "So tell me about your Goliath character."
    *"THIS CHARACTER HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!"*

    • @ZMSKfullpower
      @ZMSKfullpower Před 4 lety +74

      Yeeees. "Beware the power of my muscles".

    • @bruhboss3141
      @bruhboss3141 Před 4 lety +79

      @@ZMSKfullpower Goliath characters are the ones who spend 5 hours a day searching the internet for special improvised weapon rules. "Why does a tree that I throw deal the same damage as a pebble?" Because the pebble is on steroids, it is more powerful than your fists.

    • @patrickdees5256
      @patrickdees5256 Před 4 lety +5

      YES!!

    • @gabyrt5555
      @gabyrt5555 Před 4 lety +12

      xD was the only thing I can think with the mustache and the spark.

    • @euchale
      @euchale Před 4 lety +8

      @@bruhboss3141 And how much they can lift with a block and tackle.

  • @strixsacra
    @strixsacra Před 4 lety +1984

    Kenku: You're playing this race to justify playing sound clips at the table.
    My kenku bard legit has no idea how to play the flute she carries around. She is good at copying the sound it should make though.

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit Před 4 lety +119

      That's so clever! Kenku wouldn't be able to play flutes anyway. They have no lips.

    • @lawrencealcantara
      @lawrencealcantara Před 4 lety +19

      @@Soitisisit does a bagpipe count as a flute?

    • @kewbism
      @kewbism Před 3 lety +124

      @@Soitisisit Most species of birds have external nares (nostrils) located somewhere on their beak, so I'm just imagining a Kenku holding the flute upside down on top of their beak and just *breathing* heavily in the most chaotic way

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit Před 3 lety +36

      @@kewbism This thread brings me joy.

    • @chrisk5983
      @chrisk5983 Před 3 lety +36

      I made a kenku rouge who could only say the word Hi and mimic things that he has heard in the last 72 hours

  • @mittenvonscrufflears7233
    @mittenvonscrufflears7233 Před rokem +35

    I chose Tabaxi because I wanted to make a tuxedo cat named Mitten Von Scrufflears with fur in the shape of a bow tie on his chest and constantly be put in teasing situations by the Dungeon Master. I also made him a Horizon Walker and whenever he teleports I call it his "kitty door". I regret nothing

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu Před 3 lety +987

    Bear: You forgot what your race actually is because your druid never leaves this form and frankly, why would you ever WANT to stop being a bear?

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 Před 3 lety +32

      I actually have a Bear character (using Bugbear stats) named Elwood. I'll probably never get to play him.

    • @HawkeBM
      @HawkeBM Před 3 lety +6

      When it's Winter. :P

    • @penjaminthestrange4427
      @penjaminthestrange4427 Před 3 lety +5

      small holes or doors?

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 Před 3 lety +5

      @@penjaminthestrange4427 punch through wall.

    • @bryceodell301
      @bryceodell301 Před 3 lety +1

      I feel attacked

  • @ariestsuji4417
    @ariestsuji4417 Před 4 lety +792

    Blaine: Firbolg is for hippies
    me as a Firbolg: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and the trees bout to break the caps of your knees

    • @cmelton6796
      @cmelton6796 Před 4 lety +7

      NOICE

    • @darwis1464
      @darwis1464 Před 4 lety +4

      i bet Firbolg mains are vegans aswell

    • @Nehu_22
      @Nehu_22 Před 4 lety +11

      @@darwis1464 I think it would be the complete opposite, don't wanting to eat their friends and such

    • @darksideskyy
      @darksideskyy Před 4 lety +6

      I legit started crying from your comment, you sir are winning

    • @isitnotwrittenthat1680
      @isitnotwrittenthat1680 Před 4 lety +8

      I am the lorax, I speak for the trees,
      Does anyone else speak vietnamese?

  • @BraindeadCRY
    @BraindeadCRY Před rokem +18

    Dwarf: Youve been secretly practising your irish accent in front of the mirror and did actual research on the 20 most common types of Ale, Mead and Beer in preparation for playing this character

  • @jimmyursino6917
    @jimmyursino6917 Před 7 měsíci +18

    I usually play a drow wizard who is lawful neutral. Who occasionally falls into the power greed, or doing something shady. It’s like he left the under dark to escape the ways there, but can’t escape the urge at times

  • @renegadeceo
    @renegadeceo Před 3 lety +1532

    forgot one for Tabaxi: Khajiit has wares if you have coin.

    • @hermesl9884
      @hermesl9884 Před 3 lety +36

      that is literally what i did with my cat man.

    • @stormflyer6574
      @stormflyer6574 Před 3 lety +74

      Tabaxi and lizard folk is literally you played skyrim/elder scrolls

    • @blake-81
      @blake-81 Před 3 lety +1

      @@stormflyer6574 Or the Avernum/Exile series...

    • @justateddybear951
      @justateddybear951 Před 3 lety +1

      @@stormflyer6574 lizardmen from warhammer and exos from destiny

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 Před 3 lety

      And does Khajit have ass for a coin?

  • @paul24453
    @paul24453 Před 4 lety +801

    "You see yourself as the most unique person at the table" Well, It's kinda hard to don't see myself as the most unique person at the table when my character is a human fighter Italian chef who seeks to create the ultimate pizza and who keeps mumbling about destroying his number one enemy "Papa John".

  • @HmmRat_
    @HmmRat_ Před rokem +74

    The first time I played D&D our DM let me and the rest of the party make our own characters, we spent at least 4 sessions making them 💀 I chose an Aasimar (I’m a chaotic good irl). But I swear while we were looking into race types and everything else I did more research then I’ve ever done in my life cause the whole party made me look up things for them as well cause my dad and uncle are DMs that have been playing since their teenage years.

  • @scandicwolf
    @scandicwolf Před 6 měsíci +5

    Me being a furry has totally, absolutely nothing to do with me playing only anthro races in games when you can choose them...Definitely not...

  • @asanoodle1164
    @asanoodle1164 Před 3 lety +2398

    other tabaxi player: i wanted to make my cat into a dnd character cause she constantly interrupts campaigns for attention and i love her so much and she deserves a character

    • @irimac1806
      @irimac1806 Před 3 lety +66

      Nawwwww :) I wanted to honor my fur-grandma (my moms oldest cat i remember), my fur-mama (second oldest cat of my mum and a lot younger than the 1st) and my fur-sister (we were inseperable and I miss her every day) You go !

    • @talitherose
      @talitherose Před 3 lety +50

      So instead of a “cat girl”, you’re a “cat mom” 😂

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 3 lety +53

      Also: “You came from Elder Scrolls and Khajiit was your favorite”

    • @baymax9558
      @baymax9558 Před 3 lety +29

      I literally chose tabaxi to create a monk that could run over water because his speed was off the charts

    • @magenstaffarts
      @magenstaffarts Před 3 lety +8

      NGL I'm a mix of furry and this. I have a six-fingered Tabaxi ranger that is literally my younger cat.

  • @wafflesarelove5801
    @wafflesarelove5801 Před 4 lety +549

    Actually Tabaxi players are either:
    FURRIES
    Or Elder Scrolls fans.

    • @qwargly
      @qwargly Před 4 lety +81

      Khaajit has wares.... if you have the coin.

    • @owo8996
      @owo8996 Před 4 lety +16

      honestly i'm a furry, but i go for anything that isn't exactly human, last campaign i did i played warforged, and the one before that i was a kobold.

    • @CaptainFernandez
      @CaptainFernandez Před 4 lety +14

      MMMMM moonsugar

    • @mycenaeangal9312
      @mycenaeangal9312 Před 4 lety +2

      Honestly trans girls too

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před 4 lety +1

      Or both.
      @@owo8996 My last character before Covid scared my group into hiding was an Aasimar half-celestial cleric of the sun god.

  • @RandomGuy010
    @RandomGuy010 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Wait, no Drow?

  • @graciefarnsworth165
    @graciefarnsworth165 Před rokem +35

    I’m a beginning dnd player and I’m now excited to try new races having heard of some new ones
    (So far I’ve had trouble solidifying a group and only completed one campaign and I’m still with my first character that was a preset. A Dragonborn sorcerer with wild magic that enjoys turning things into ice cubes)

    • @aceholepictures
      @aceholepictures Před rokem +1

      You completed a campaign? Must be nice

    • @mittenvonscrufflears7233
      @mittenvonscrufflears7233 Před rokem +3

      Mine is a Ranger/Horizon Walker tabaxi named Mitten Von Scrufflears, and his portals are called his "kitty door"

  • @agnetalykins7564
    @agnetalykins7564 Před 4 lety +639

    Drow: For when the DM won't let the edgelord play a fallen Aasimar

    • @accesssanity6083
      @accesssanity6083 Před 4 lety +20

      *For the sixth time in a row

    • @bigsiskrishere
      @bigsiskrishere Před 4 lety +17

      Or like me, you play them for the ~°*a e s t h e t i c*°~ and can't follow through with making your character as jaded as they are supposed to be.

    • @MrFleem
      @MrFleem Před 4 lety +18

      Male drow: EDGE! Also, you want to be exactly like Drizzt, but missed the part where there's more to his character than edge.
      Female drow: Coomer

    • @coriwimmer9847
      @coriwimmer9847 Před 4 lety +4

      Either a evil dark edge lord, or seeking redemption.

    • @barb2977
      @barb2977 Před 4 lety +3

      I'm the paladin of vengeance fallen aasimar and the other tank is an drow arcane figther
      Our wizard doesn't like us
      It's very funny

  • @furchad3574
    @furchad3574 Před 3 lety +1876

    Kenku - Only able to mimic voices and sounds it’s heard, making their vocabulary poor.
    Me with a Kenku that was raised by a librarian that read him books every night - “So anyways...”

    • @LinguaPhiliax
      @LinguaPhiliax Před 3 lety +125

      How does that make the vocab look tho? Does he sound like a storybook narrator all the time?

    • @quetuo3908
      @quetuo3908 Před 3 lety +222

      @@LinguaPhiliax depends on how the DM rules it. Some DM's make the kenku also imitate the voice, in which case yes, the person would sound like they were narrating an adventure whenever they spoke. With other Dm's, the kenku is just able to use the words they know and have their own voice, in which case they could probably speak pretty normally once their vocabulary is large enough from all the books.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 3 lety +170

      It’s weird cause every creature learns to talk my mimicking sounds they’ve heard. By all intents and purposes Kenku are just normal creatures who sound exactly like their parents

    • @frankencraft3432
      @frankencraft3432 Před 3 lety +40

      I am currently playing a Goliath Bard(Born Satyr but he got cursed by some Elf Queen). My friends char is a kenku and our chars are a detective duo called regular Leg(Me) and baby leg. the kenku can talk normaly bc my satyr is very talktive to the point he took another char hostage with smalltalk.

    • @brokenearth7079
      @brokenearth7079 Před 3 lety +12

      Like one of the Ms' from a wrinkle in time, I forget which one. The one who always speaks in quotes

  • @joshuabower219
    @joshuabower219 Před 10 měsíci +9

    As a Warforged paladin main, that description has me ROLLING. Somehow I became the dad of the group, and I’m still waiting to ambush an enemy after sitting under a river for hours (My DM let me not have to eat, breathe, and sleeping is a gray area)

  • @potatoavalanche360
    @potatoavalanche360 Před rokem +7

    I once had a kobold wizard who was weak af. The party was fighting a ghost in a haunted house and the ghost flew out the window. The kobold then proceded to leap after it. We don't talk about that anymore...

  • @moonlight2870
    @moonlight2870 Před 3 lety +541

    Half-orc: you pick female half-orcs because you believe in the inherent eroticism of the expression 'step on me'

    • @jrd3556
      @jrd3556 Před 3 lety +41

      shut up dude leave me alone

    • @thehorse5307
      @thehorse5307 Před 3 lety +7

      I don't pick female half orcs but on the topic of stepping on me Im definitely going to be romancing Lae'zel in Baldurs Gate 3 because I'm a hopeless person

    • @aterribleperson9119
      @aterribleperson9119 Před 3 lety +2

      THANK YOU

    • @Npecal
      @Npecal Před 3 lety +1

      The Orc race: someone had to play as the strong dumb one, and you drew the short straw.
      Lame...

    • @moonlight2870
      @moonlight2870 Před 3 lety +19

      @@Npecal imagine not liking buff waifus

  • @marxdc9657
    @marxdc9657 Před 3 lety +689

    Vedalken: opens a book in a library
    **rolls a 34 history check**
    Vedalken: “lol. That day was crazy! This is totally not how this happened tho”

    • @dragobane4728
      @dragobane4728 Před 3 lety +36

      At least in that situation, if the DM has it, they can give your character the lore they have been saving up

    • @d20gamer47
      @d20gamer47 Před 3 lety +24

      i rolled a 40 is stealth once :D

    • @slep4017
      @slep4017 Před 3 lety +28

      @@d20gamer47 lemme guess you just ceased to exist or entered the void (dunno if thats a place in dnd) and somehow got out with no memory of what happened (in nonexistance or the void that is)

    • @d20gamer47
      @d20gamer47 Před 3 lety +11

      @@slep4017 nope i just became basically invisible. also do u want the character sheet so u can look at my insane plus to stealth. (btw i was just lvl 7 and the mage in the group used pass without trace for a +10)

    • @slep4017
      @slep4017 Před 3 lety +1

      @@d20gamer47 nah im fine its neat that you can do that though

  • @J--12
    @J--12 Před 7 měsíci +7

    I had the games with the tabaxi player who played exclusively tabaxi-catboys. I didn't hate it, him, or anything about it, just always found it a tiny bit wierd. He was the nicest person of the group. It feels so terrible that everyone just split at the end like we did. It hurts to remember.

  • @user-by5hu8xu1b
    @user-by5hu8xu1b Před 7 měsíci +2

    "everything else: You own every official d&d rulebook"
    Me, who has no books, barely has dice and loves a specific homebrew race: And I took that personally

  • @chakradarrat8832
    @chakradarrat8832 Před 4 lety +2235

    ok who is gonna tell blaine about the triton darkvision fix.

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  Před 4 lety +345

      Eyy you're right. Glad WotC got to it!

    • @summermermaidstar756
      @summermermaidstar756 Před 4 lety +59

      @@BlaineSimple yup they did
      in a MTG DND book
      *screams of triggered*

    • @LeonardoCornelioJr
      @LeonardoCornelioJr Před 4 lety +71

      @@BlaineSimple Just to clarify if you're not aware yet, it's a full-on errata to the Triton base race, as in ALL Triton PCs now get Darkvision, and is not just a Theros-only variant.

    • @trexdrew
      @trexdrew Před 4 lety +13

      Summer Star they’re going to errata Volo’s soon clearly

    • @theawkwardpotato1973
      @theawkwardpotato1973 Před 4 lety +5

      There’s a fix for it? :o

  • @costcosfinest4763
    @costcosfinest4763 Před 4 lety +813

    Him: half-elf
    Me: haha that's not true idc who my character's parents are
    Me: *realizes that i dont even know what his hair color is but have detailed lore written about his family's politics and history*

    • @dusknightwings7821
      @dusknightwings7821 Před 4 lety +25

      Make it rainbow, that way it’s every color and you don’t need to decide.

    • @jaysefgames1155
      @jaysefgames1155 Před 4 lety +24

      @@dusknightwings7821 Except black.
      There's no black in a rainbow, Luigi.

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge Před 4 lety +4

      @@jaysefgames1155 Black is not a colour.

    • @PlaguedByEarth
      @PlaguedByEarth Před 4 lety +11

      @@DaDunge Found the reductionist.

    • @aggarius2944
      @aggarius2944 Před 4 lety +2

      I was a high elf but with a drop dad, is that close enough to half-elf? Cuz his discriptiob fit me

  • @pshsa5
    @pshsa5 Před rokem

    This was so incredible spot on about the races I and my parties have played, wow. lolol Tree-hugging Firbolg, here. 😅

  • @tshirt_
    @tshirt_ Před rokem +3

    I audibly whispered “OKAY NOW WAIT A MINUTE.” in the half elf part

  • @LSHEVV
    @LSHEVV Před 4 lety +597

    Half-Dragon: When "Do you know who my 'Mother/Father' is?" becomes an actual threat worthy of fear.

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit Před 4 lety +27

      Ouch. As a DM I'd just take that as a challenge. Hell, as a PC, I'd take that as a challenge.

    • @JCGver
      @JCGver Před 3 lety +61

      "Your dad is probably a bard that got lucky on a seduction roll against the big bad evil dragon"

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW Před 3 lety +50

      @@JCGver
      "He's also a donkey."

    • @danishaza6489
      @danishaza6489 Před 3 lety

      How does even work btw?

    • @LSHEVV
      @LSHEVV Před 3 lety +16

      @@JCGver Nah, Elf dad married a Silver dragon. *finger guns*

  • @throwachair4574
    @throwachair4574 Před 3 lety +3091

    Video sucks, TIefling wasn't "You're a bisexual drama student"

  • @RenMagnum4057
    @RenMagnum4057 Před rokem +1

    ngl you got me at the Half Elf part lmao

  • @AudhildDaArtists
    @AudhildDaArtists Před 6 měsíci

    I'm just now getting into DND, so I was doing research and stumbled into this. I do not regret clicking on this.

  • @HumanisticJones
    @HumanisticJones Před 3 lety +513

    Tabaxi: You also play a lot of Elder Scrolls and all the other players are getting tired of you trying to sell them back the loot you stole by declaring "Khajiit has wares, if you have coin".

    • @HenriqueLSilva
      @HenriqueLSilva Před 3 lety +29

      Sounds like I'll have to play tabaxi in my next campaign.

    • @justindexter2810
      @justindexter2810 Před 3 lety +17

      @@HenriqueLSilva it's a lot harder to role play the speech pattern than you might think. Something about forcing yourself to speak in the third person is difficult to stay with.

    • @johndobson2674
      @johndobson2674 Před 3 lety +11

      @@justindexter2810 Indeed it is. 15/17 ESO characters are Khajiit, and I haven't played anything other than Tabaxi in about 3 years. Current campaign, I'm playing a Tabaxi Bard and the party loves her, most of the time. The DM however.....

    • @justindexter2810
      @justindexter2810 Před 3 lety +13

      @@johndobson2674 just offer them some skooma, I'm sure they'll come around

    • @johndobson2674
      @johndobson2674 Před 3 lety +8

      @@justindexter2810that reminds me of a scene from The Blacklist, they're in the currently evacuated UN building, and Reddington is talking about how much better the world would be if everyone did LSD.

  • @Jam_Squared
    @Jam_Squared Před 3 lety +539

    Fairy: either you are making an adorable innocent character, or you are making a character with a serious need for anger management

    • @NimaHak3
      @NimaHak3 Před 3 lety +7

      I’m assuming you haven’t played the game then right?
      cause there be no fairies

    • @Jam_Squared
      @Jam_Squared Před 3 lety +33

      @@NimaHak3 The fairies from unearthed arcana...

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 Před 2 lety +2

      ...Seheriki, is that You??? O.o

    • @ShinyShilla
      @ShinyShilla Před 2 lety +4

      @@NimaHak3 Unearthed arcana, same manual with Rabbitfolks, Hobgoblins and Owlfolks
      I'm assuming you play only basics? /s

    • @Zev0
      @Zev0 Před 2 lety

      @@NimaHak3 hey

  • @danielrobinson7872
    @danielrobinson7872 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I loved my gnome npc. Thimbleberry Brokenbranch was his name. He was a very elderly gnome bard with a long droopy nose that swung like a pendulum. He would often play with it with his tongue, slapping it back and forth. He was extremely short by even gnome standards. Only 2’1” and weighing 22lbs, he was a tiny thing. He had dementia, and was extremely chaotic and wholesome. He ended up adopting one of my party members. He eventually passed away from old age halfway through the campaign.

  • @RundliiGaming
    @RundliiGaming Před rokem +1

    Stumbled on video as I finally get to be a player and was making a Goblin... Well played Blaine
    😮

  • @TurahkFive
    @TurahkFive Před 3 lety +907

    Mindflayer: You're a HP Lovecraft fan.

  • @markokrstic8795
    @markokrstic8795 Před 2 lety +1025

    Me who never played DnD before: I like your funny words, magic man.

  • @moondrawsstuff1910
    @moondrawsstuff1910 Před rokem +3

    One of my DMs said that in his campaign I wasn't allowed to fly, right as I finished creating my aaracokra. Still determined to play haha funny bird person, I made her a penguin. :)

  • @jamesg6709
    @jamesg6709 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Warforged Artificer: "Go away, I'm making brothers."

  • @connorcoltrane1777
    @connorcoltrane1777 Před 4 lety +700

    "If you like human, you also probably like fighter."
    Me: "Okay, that's not true-"
    "You probably think you're the most unique player at the table."
    Me: "...How does he know?"

    • @DDilacerante
      @DDilacerante Před 4 lety +43

      Yes, I like humans. Yes, I have a big ego. But I NEVER play fighter, I'm TOO GOOD for that, I need to show my UNIQUE charisma skills with a rogue or bard... Wait, does paladin count as a charisma based fighter?

    • @roaringlaughter3812
      @roaringlaughter3812 Před 4 lety +23

      Human fighters are so badd ass they stil win against other species that should have blown them to smithereens with their pinky cuz they just couldn’t stop monologing about it.
      A wood elf champion that did acrobatic flips with matrix jumps of walls while simultaneously dodging fireballs like it was nobody’s business (shield master ftw)
      Totally works with human as well, both versions.
      Had a player say: wait I thought fighters were basic.

    • @connorcoltrane1777
      @connorcoltrane1777 Před 4 lety +8

      @@roaringlaughter3812 Totally. Of course, the main reason I tend to pick human is for that sweet sweet variant. Starting play with a feat is always very handy,

    • @DDilacerante
      @DDilacerante Před 4 lety +3

      @@roaringlaughter3812 Well, I was joking in my last comment, but I totally agree with you.

    • @deergod8292
      @deergod8292 Před 4 lety +1

      Connor Coltrane Congratulations, you are a power gamer.

  • @SageSchispell
    @SageSchispell Před 3 lety +1236

    Tiefling "edge lord"
    Me: "How da-"
    "Or fire resist."
    "You... I... look fire resist is good!"

    • @pandapie2.08
      @pandapie2.08 Před 3 lety +24

      Honestly tho. My Tiefling character isn't even that outwardly edgy it's just that the fire resistance will be useful in the long run.

    • @savathunthejudge914
      @savathunthejudge914 Před 3 lety +18

      I think I might make a wholesome tiefling. He's just a normal optimistic knight for hire. Just looking for honest coin. Just wholesome man

    • @jayyu8229
      @jayyu8229 Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah, half of my Tiefling motivation is just fire resistance and dark vision

    • @jimmykit-kat3424
      @jimmykit-kat3424 Před 3 lety +7

      Did it for the edge and +2 charisma 😎

    • @profsrlojohn635
      @profsrlojohn635 Před 3 lety +14

      @@savathunthejudge914 Every Tiefling I've met or seen is either a jaded a-hole, or an absolute sweetheart. No in-between. Don't ask me why.

  • @feebo4558
    @feebo4558 Před rokem

    Genesi, you were really obsessed with the last ai bender and legend of kora and think Eli mental power are totally dope.

  • @candidavaide4167
    @candidavaide4167 Před rokem

    I love how you made the simic hybrid's head look like suneater from my hero academia

  • @shadoww4818
    @shadoww4818 Před 4 lety +495

    Dwarf: you just like doing a bad Scottish accent

    • @gabrielcornejo682
      @gabrielcornejo682 Před 4 lety +4

      And make your deities based or directly ones from Nordic Religión

    • @Bjorn308
      @Bjorn308 Před 4 lety +9

      I go more Irish personally.

    • @legogandalf5453
      @legogandalf5453 Před 4 lety +7

      Fook yeh laddie

    • @WorgenGrrl
      @WorgenGrrl Před 4 lety +5

      @Rob Wilf Doing a bad Scottish accent while drunk.

    • @andersasblom6452
      @andersasblom6452 Před 4 lety +2

      Or a bad Nordic accent, depending on the setting.

  • @muscledgamer946
    @muscledgamer946 Před 2 lety +863

    "Human: popular opinion assumes you also like playing the fighter class, although your race is pretty generic, you see your character as the most unique person at the table."
    I... **looks at my human fighter character whom I love to death**
    ... yeah that's fair.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 Před 2 lety +20

      "Also, I am True Neutral".

    • @emilianocarnaya1602
      @emilianocarnaya1602 Před 2 lety +4

      *Looking nerviously at my Human Battle máster*

    • @SOJITZL
      @SOJITZL Před 2 lety +3

      Well, when you're the *only* human... who's also a Rune Knight... and a Muscle Wizard

    • @MrPsych77
      @MrPsych77 Před 2 lety

      Me who's very first character was a human battle master: I feel called out....

    • @mr.trident1363
      @mr.trident1363 Před 2 lety +1

      Variant human fighters when they learn about a new feat:
      "This will be a fine addition to my collection."

  • @KaioKenneth4
    @KaioKenneth4 Před rokem +5

    Grung = Froggy 🐸

    • @Echs_D33
      @Echs_D33 Před 9 měsíci

      The synergy is nutty!

  • @RK900Gaming
    @RK900Gaming Před rokem

    First character of mine was in 4e, they're a Deva Ranger (taken from the player's handbook 2). The next character, was a Fallen Aasimar Monk with lost memories, looking for her sister that she was slowly remembering. Then the next two characters were a mother and son duo, Fallen Aasimar Ranger (who's the monk's lost sister) and her adopted son, a 7 year old Tiefling Shaman (once again taken from 4e player's handbook 2, fixed to fit 5e through the cleric class), and finally my current character, a Water Genasi Fighter. Who got shocked twice, retained said shock both times, and accidentally tasered a bar patron because they tapped his shoulder to make sure he was ok...
    all of them are chaotic alignments, while the deva is a true neutral at best. I love them all

  • @aquamarinerose5405
    @aquamarinerose5405 Před 3 lety +538

    Half Elf: You put more effort into who your characters parents are than who they are.
    Me with the half-elf hexblade who's sword holds the spirit of their ancient ancestor: You're half-right.

    • @usualunusualfellow
      @usualunusualfellow Před 3 lety +7

      That actually sounds really dope tho

    • @AshtonMonitor
      @AshtonMonitor Před 3 lety +1

      Kenshi Takahashi?

    • @Snowthree
      @Snowthree Před 3 lety +1

      Go Noble and you can really make it count.

    • @aquamarinerose5405
      @aquamarinerose5405 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Snowthree well of course! Who else would be storing their great ancestor in a sword othed than some weird noble house?

    • @OthelloSilvermoon
      @OthelloSilvermoon Před 3 lety

      I make half elves too expect all are orphan. So no parental back stories, wait.... they are fine guys their not sad that the don't have parents anymore fine really I'm not crying you crying dammit

  • @TheBlackSquirrel
    @TheBlackSquirrel Před 3 lety +381

    Drow:
    - Because regular elves are too basic for you.
    - You keep forgetting about your sunlight sensitivity, but not your superior dark vision.
    - You actually wanted to play a tiefling, but the party already had one, or you played one in a previous campaign, and you wanted something new and unique, but still "edgy".

    • @dcope190
      @dcope190 Před 3 lety +3

      Drow bard ftw 😂🤙

    • @pryer39
      @pryer39 Před 3 lety

      Hey i don't forget I always ask unless we are in a town or Forrest. Cause normally you got enough shade in those area

    • @vanniyo8988
      @vanniyo8988 Před 3 lety +1

      Don't forget the spell resistance

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 Před 3 lety +3

      I wanted to know what sizes the different elven races have, because people keep calling me a dwarf. I found out that drow are only around 1,50m (5'2) and decided to read up on their lore... I now love drow.

    • @paulkemp8520
      @paulkemp8520 Před 3 lety

      @@dcope190 I actually do have a drow bard with one level in warlock so I can use the robe of the arch magi. He is my groups soul support character, he is fun.

  • @Coolbreeze02050
    @Coolbreeze02050 Před 9 měsíci

    Im a big Harengon fan. Proficiency in initiative, +1d4 to dex saves, and what essentially amounts to a bonus action disengage are very useful features to have. Caters very well to the "light on your feet" aspect that you would assume a rabbitfolk would naturally have.

  • @mentalrebllion1270
    @mentalrebllion1270 Před rokem +4

    Recently I am playing a tabaxi for the first time for a one shot my discord group wanted to host. I went with it because I remember it’s climbing abilities and thought it would be very good to use for this cave based campaign. Figured there would be a LOT of climbing. Dm confirmed that already actually and complimented me for picking up on that. And yeah I went rogue but scout rogue because I wanted to lean heavily into being the character guide. Took hermit background too so dm already gave me my connection to the world for the discovery part of that background. I only took that background for the herbalism proficiency 😂. I’m not a min maxer. I barely have been playing. I just don’t like to design my characters in a way that holds back the group and I noticed the high alert type of dex build was a good fit for the group that was forming. I debated quite a bit between scout rogue and gloomstalker ranger. I really like playing a gloomstalker in other campaigns, especially ones that I know have a lot of physical darkness. Decided to try this class because I’ve been thinking about it for a while and decided a one shot at level 10 was a good place to use it. Wish me luck!
    Oh and not a furry. Just like to advantages of this race and don’t mind playing it. Humans just seemed like a bad idea and I didn’t want to pick up googles of night for one of my magic items I was allowed to make up for a lack of darkvision. Perhaps if I decided to warlock with that sight ability but didn’t feel like playing a warlock for this. Like I said, been eyeing scout rogue for a while to try.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Před 3 lety +1081

    Another reason for Kenku: "If your Kenku looks like a goose there's a good chance that you’re also playing a barbarian."

    • @axelfirekirby
      @axelfirekirby Před 3 lety +55

      Its a lovely day in Eberron and you are a horrible goose

    • @popepepe6042
      @popepepe6042 Před 3 lety +21

      Holy shit how have I never thought of this

    • @LynxLycan2
      @LynxLycan2 Před 3 lety +18

      My friend is playing a goose kenku... This is accurate

    • @kennyholmes5196
      @kennyholmes5196 Před 3 lety +7

      Or if they look like a swan.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 Před 3 lety +10

      "HJÖNK, HJÖNK, AM GOOSE!" -Jacksepticeye

  • @NinjaOfTheKyeboard1
    @NinjaOfTheKyeboard1 Před 3 lety +427

    Triton: You thought it would be fun, but then the campaign never came close to a body of water larger than a puddle.

    • @nickthedreamer4434
      @nickthedreamer4434 Před 3 lety +8

      Triton: What if you could be a surfer dude?

    • @spyrosblt3320
      @spyrosblt3320 Před 3 lety +3

      that seems so relatable for some reason

    • @VioletRM
      @VioletRM Před 3 lety +2

      As the DM of a campaign who has a triton player, this is beyond accurate

    • @spyrosblt3320
      @spyrosblt3320 Před 3 lety

      @@BiPolarBear223 WHAT exactly are you playing?

    • @spyrosblt3320
      @spyrosblt3320 Před 3 lety

      @@BiPolarBear223 no, i meant WHAT GAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

  • @nyarlathotep6090
    @nyarlathotep6090 Před rokem +3

    I played a goblin in a oneshot oc and it was forever my favorite race to fool around as. Everyone in my party died but me. Partially due to disengaging as a bonus action but I ran away, leaving everyone else to die.

  • @navdeepsingh3508
    @navdeepsingh3508 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Baldur's gate is all my dnd knowledge.

  • @suus-arido393
    @suus-arido393 Před 4 lety +743

    Half-Elf: lack of self worth
    I came here to have a good time, but I'm feeling so attacked rn

    • @nikolasota4162
      @nikolasota4162 Před 3 lety +15

      tell me about your Half-elf's Parents ?

    • @lisquidsnake
      @lisquidsnake Před 3 lety +7

      My half-elfs parents do have an epic backstory tho

    • @treemane0
      @treemane0 Před 3 lety +2

      "I didn't come to be disrespected"

    • @unatco1148
      @unatco1148 Před 3 lety +1

      I liked the vryloka but they don't exist anymore :(

    • @evieluvon5965
      @evieluvon5965 Před 3 lety +4

      I feel so attacked too, my character's back story is so cool too 😭🤣

  • @DainnGreywall
    @DainnGreywall Před 4 lety +276

    Kobold: You long for the day when you finally meet 2 other kobold players and a trench coat.
    Halfling: You also long for the day when you finally meet 2 other Halfling players and a trench coat.

    • @withercat
      @withercat Před 3 lety +10

      you know what i DO long for the day when i meet 2 other kobold players and a trench coat, you're completely correct

    • @owenbever4689
      @owenbever4689 Před 3 lety +21

      That was actually a character I played: A trio of Bickering Kobolds in a scraped Warforged. I had four separate character sheets: 1 for each of the Kobolds, and 1 for the Warforged.
      Officially, the names were Holg, Kress, and Kross and they called the Warforged Bolt. The party nicknamed the Warforged "Devastator".
      They return in other campaigns from time to time.

    • @spinningpeanut
      @spinningpeanut Před 3 lety +3

      We just need one more and we have our triad. I'm the 2ft high bear totem barbarian who was kicked out of her clan for not wanting to lay eggs forever. We have a platinum kolbold sorcerer who still worships his dragon and keeps sparing the dying on any enemy I don't decapitate. One more kolbold!

    • @lunalee8174
      @lunalee8174 Před 3 lety +1

      playing a halfling, one of the first people i met in the campaign were two goblins in a trench coat lmao

    • @stormcrowlegendary3512
      @stormcrowlegendary3512 Před 3 lety

      @@owenbever4689 That's awesome.

  • @slunkyjones9962
    @slunkyjones9962 Před 6 měsíci

    Dang nailed me w the half elf, always thinking about how my parents worked out

  • @Jutsuss
    @Jutsuss Před rokem

    Grung, because it seems fun. Never played DnD, looking forward to try and see if I like the game ^^

  • @loops7624
    @loops7624 Před 2 lety +361

    Never did I think I could ever not be alarmed by the sentence “If any of you have any other race stereotypes share them in the comments”

  • @user-ft3jq5vi2l
    @user-ft3jq5vi2l Před 4 lety +581

    Also Kenku: you may want to play a memelord or quote tons of movies.

    • @incessantramblings
      @incessantramblings Před 4 lety +18

      My friend did that but with a gnome and played 'I'm a gnome'

    • @AguionStryke
      @AguionStryke Před 3 lety +8

      @@incessantramblings how far did they make it before dying a horrible death?

    • @robinthrush9672
      @robinthrush9672 Před 3 lety +1

      Or you have a lot of soundboard apps on your phone and you'll be damned if you won't use them.

    • @supercharliegalaxy
      @supercharliegalaxy Před 3 lety +4

      When the body of our BBEG turned into a gibbering mouther, my kenku quoted the thing. "Oh you gotta be shitting me...."

  • @twitchster77
    @twitchster77 Před 10 měsíci

    00:44
    lmao, that is SO spot on for me!

  • @hotdogmanwithhotdoghands
    @hotdogmanwithhotdoghands Před 6 měsíci +1

    dwarf isn’t my favorite race but it was my first ever dnd character’s race and my favorite part of making characters is the lore lol. hit the nail right on the head with most of these

  • @MisterDragon
    @MisterDragon Před 3 lety +273

    Drow/Dark Elf: Somehow you manage to out-edge the Tiefling.

    • @khajiitimanus7432
      @khajiitimanus7432 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah, that about sums it up

    • @StFelixofAstora
      @StFelixofAstora Před 3 lety +9

      *You're probably a Drizzt clone

    • @Katharoni
      @Katharoni Před 3 lety +2

      Im making a back up character that's both because my freinds all have edgy characters and I dont want to be outdone-

    • @StFelixofAstora
      @StFelixofAstora Před 3 lety +1

      @@Katharoni *tips fedora

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger Před 3 lety

      It's not "egde", it's "individualism".
      I don't have to justify my life choices! Leave me alone Mom, tattoos are cool!

  • @teekomeeko
    @teekomeeko Před 2 lety +1369

    I played a game alongside a Kenku that had been a scribe's apprentice at one point and had memorized whole speeches and long-winded academic explorations that he "recited" in bits and parts as speech. We called him Ted Talk Kenku and he was rad.

    • @DumbTomato
      @DumbTomato Před 2 lety

      Basically, this guy talks like he's in a youtube poop?

    • @supersnizelz
      @supersnizelz Před 2 lety +15

      Genius

    • @mariafrancescavinci7196
      @mariafrancescavinci7196 Před 2 lety +22

      Oh my belly would have hurt laughing if you even changed tone and voice to recite them

    • @brucelesourd3074
      @brucelesourd3074 Před rokem +10

      Well played Kenku are a blast and your comrade sounds like they nailed it!

    • @maieatedursuop
      @maieatedursuop Před rokem +2

      That man is the biggest king I've ever seen

  • @derstud9732
    @derstud9732 Před 7 měsíci +1

    My fav is monster races. I recently took up dming. I have been stuck a dm since. My last character before becoming a dm was a Bugbear, before that a Slimefolk, and before that a Grung.

  • @overthinking3573
    @overthinking3573 Před 10 měsíci

    I got to sample an owlin during a 1 shot, and since have been in love. Silent feathers for sealth prof too, i love it.

  • @VenomBlade95
    @VenomBlade95 Před 4 lety +665

    "Half-Orcs are most likely to receive racist death threats."
    Tiefling: Am I a joke to you?

    • @johncoffman6946
      @johncoffman6946 Před 4 lety +42

      Drow: really....REALLY????

    • @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8
      @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8 Před 4 lety +31

      Actual orcs: I confused...

    • @cellardoor9360
      @cellardoor9360 Před 4 lety +20

      Actual actual orcs: Me would like to see puny homan beat orc in a race! Let alone kill orc after homan win. Would never happen..

    • @Raphex5
      @Raphex5 Před 4 lety +17

      As though the players or the DM will ever be racist to a Tiefling or Drow.
      No, you're much more likely to get stabbed for doing really bad voice acting on a half-orc.

    • @firebladeentertainment5739
      @firebladeentertainment5739 Před 4 lety +9

      i always thought that tieflings are cannonically despised but still everyone wanna bone them
      Hot badboy/badgirls
      thats why my first char is (still using her) a tiefling life cleric with soldier background
      grumpy but very much a mom when it comes to small creatures
      also busty
      and im a guy who for some reasons is really good at playing strong female characters that feel belivable
      atleast i think that, i might be wrong.
      although playing as a dwarfen artificer who gets easily distracted by ore veins and who was kicked out for blowing up his guilds lab in attempts to recreate a rifle he saw was fun too
      hes chaotic good
      he does good when he can but easily gets distracted by stuff hes interested in.
      running joke is that i shouldnt mine during combat.

  • @shippey2489
    @shippey2489 Před 3 lety +342

    "Firbolgs are tree huggers."
    My arsonist firbolg: ...Uh...Yeah. Trees love me.

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 Před 3 lety +13

      Just blame the female banshee elf ranger, who, in this case, was probably not responsible for you burning down that big tree with houses on it.

    • @ragnarosthefirelord_official
      @ragnarosthefirelord_official Před 3 lety +4

      @@bubbykins4864 SYLVANAS CONFIRMED TO BE A FAVORITE OF MINE. THE ELVES NEEDED THE WARMTH, HAVE YOU SEEN HOW PURPLE THEIR SKIN IS?
      I AM UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THEY ALL HAVE A SERIOUS CASE OF BLUE LIPS BUT SPREAD TO THE REST OF THEIR BODY.

    • @hypnotisedpenguin
      @hypnotisedpenguin Před 2 lety +2

      Circle of Wildfire Druid supremacy.

  • @SollowP
    @SollowP Před 4 měsíci +1

    Favorite moment I had playing as a Warforged Paladin was when we were infiltrating a place along the water.
    I had the brilliant idea of doing a Pirates of the Caribbean scene where my Warforged just walked along the bottom of the lake, totally unseen.

  • @meng_jan
    @meng_jan Před rokem +4

    My favorite is the satyr, I had to buy the race on dnd beyond specifically so that I could play it. I made the character design before the actual dnd aspect and I just loved the idea of a free spirited goat boy, so that's how I became the most chaotic and stupid player in the sessions because of my 5 in intelligence as a Sorcerer. (~‾▿‾)~
    Edit: I also really like the legacy reborn race cause of the lack of need for food, drink, sleep and air. A long rest is essentially just sitting motionlessly but consciously for about 4 hours, which is frankly pretty neat. Although I do DM a lot but I find it fun and if I make characters I can't use I do make them npc's cause it gives me the ability to develop the character.

  • @obsessivelyobsessed5263
    @obsessivelyobsessed5263 Před 3 lety +457

    Satyr: you used to be a bard main, but you've decided to just be a bard at heart while playing as a class that doesn't get mocked every 5 minutes

    • @tuuperware
      @tuuperware Před 3 lety +11

      me, exclusively playing satyr life cleric now

    • @froggycatto
      @froggycatto Před 2 lety +1

      Me, playing satyr wizard

    • @kananim6752
      @kananim6752 Před 2 lety +3

      My first character was almost a satyr rogue, she wasn't going to be very good at her job lol

    • @embroideredragdoll
      @embroideredragdoll Před 2 lety +1

      My Satyr is a bard bimbo with a valley girl accent and her sister is a druid with a Firbolg Fiancée, the bard was a fun character to play but I hope other people don’t mind her attitude.

    • @kon6708
      @kon6708 Před 2 lety +2

      As someone preparing to play as a Swashbuckler Entertainer Satyr, this hit way too close to home

  • @kingjester3628
    @kingjester3628 Před 4 lety +246

    Drow: You wanted to play a angrier edgeier elf with darkvision

    • @evandugas7888
      @evandugas7888 Před 4 lety +11

      Sometimes cute Drow are fun. I am working on a good Drow of Eilistraee who is a Paladin who tries to make the bad people turn good through words. XD. She is a Redemption Paladin and later I want to multiclass into bard to get even more bonus on Persuasion checks lol

    • @bladec7007
      @bladec7007 Před 4 lety +1

      Evan Dugas dude same! My drow is a bard who belongs to a family of traveling minstrels who escaped the underdark. Being one of the only players with dark vision is super fun too.

    • @Aeroductile1
      @Aeroductile1 Před 4 lety

      tfw the dm puts the party in a very long very dark room to make it feel like the party is being attacked by the void
      except for the drow with spell sniper who knows exactly where the big bad is and can hit him as far as he can see him
      and then u get taken back above ground and suddenly are tripping up over everything and cant hit a stationary target because of sunlight sensitivity
      having to ask the dm what the weather is like after every long rest is something i didnt expect to be doing when i made this character

    • @emelyberroa5024
      @emelyberroa5024 Před 4 lety

      Yes.

  • @Noooooone725
    @Noooooone725 Před rokem

    Fauns are pretty cool too, I’m playing a monk one next week

  • @GGMidkemia
    @GGMidkemia Před 10 měsíci +1

    I enjoy my homebrew version of the Atatsue. I got the idea from DnDShorts

  • @Thyrussiansanta
    @Thyrussiansanta Před 3 lety +345

    Dragonborn: you started your first game and you think , hey dragon is cool

    • @SpoopySquid
      @SpoopySquid Před 3 lety +32

      I feel called out

    • @lobsterwithfeelings8558
      @lobsterwithfeelings8558 Před 3 lety +15

      My first ever character was a DragonBorn, which already isn't the best class, then I picked Ranger and that ended well.

    • @dominator1548
      @dominator1548 Před 3 lety +6

      Take your like and leave.

    • @zonkvervonk
      @zonkvervonk Před 3 lety +6

      my first character was a dragonborn tempest domain cleric. he just wants to find a nice swamp in a rainforest and settle down. and no one can stop him.

    • @sparrowthesparrow
      @sparrowthesparrow Před 3 lety +2

      Jep, that's pretty much how it went for me X3

  • @walterlopez5054
    @walterlopez5054 Před 3 lety +637

    Warforged: you're a sci-fi fan that got dragged into the fantasy game. and this is the closest thing to playing a robot.

    • @kingslushie1018
      @kingslushie1018 Před 3 lety +10

      I feel that 😂. Still like DnD 😂

    • @dafish8492
      @dafish8492 Před 2 lety +16

      Lmao, I’m a WH40k player, and I got asked if I have any hobbies. Obviously, not wanting to sound a bit weird , I just reply with the ambiguous reply of ‘board games’. Little later down the line, I’m now an exact match of Imotekh the stormlord.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 Před 2 lety

      You could ask if you can play as a Modrone.

    • @erictorres6988
      @erictorres6988 Před 2 lety +1

      Necron

    • @TeardropLabs
      @TeardropLabs Před 2 lety

      CORRECT.

  • @WhimsyMango
    @WhimsyMango Před 11 měsíci

    Love Tortle. My first character I played is a tortle wizard. Very fun ❤

  • @ruoqihuang7394
    @ruoqihuang7394 Před 4 měsíci

    The fact that my very first dnd chatatis a half elf says a lot lol, literally bursted into laugh when seeing the description.

  • @jacksonangley8163
    @jacksonangley8163 Před 4 lety +369

    Tobaxi: furries/people who want to be an anime cat girl
    *ahem* just because you're right doesn't make you right.

    • @The-Apothekari
      @The-Apothekari Před 4 lety +6

      Gotta start a carriage service,
      The Tabaxi Taxi~

    • @arettbarnard7832
      @arettbarnard7832 Před 4 lety +3

      don't forget people who like sonic waaaaay too much

    • @momosquad23
      @momosquad23 Před 4 lety +4

      My buddy is a tabaxi war veteran. Grumpy old man cat who talks bout wars back in his day xD

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental Před 4 lety +8

      Mine is just an extention of my khajiit from skyrim

    • @Starguardianbard
      @Starguardianbard Před 4 lety +6

      I've seen way more Khajit Tabaxi than Furry/batgirl tabaxi

  • @jairartis
    @jairartis Před 4 lety +806

    Teifling: edgelord
    Me: *looks at my happy go lucky smiley tiefling* Huh. Is that what I was supposed to do?

    • @JCGver
      @JCGver Před 3 lety +42

      I too rolled myself a Jester LaVorre

    • @kae-bird-armadillo
      @kae-bird-armadillo Před 3 lety +78

      I also made smiley, good-bean of a tiefling! She's a druid, and canonically she can't pronounce devil/demon names so she calls them something else instead. For example, beelzebub becomes beatlejuice or bubblewrap.

    • @CatsKitKats
      @CatsKitKats Před 3 lety +21

      Yeah...one time my character died and then I tried to make a happy tiefling who was a bard except he was a belly dancer (I dunno...was trying to do something other than he plays the lute good 😂) and my boyfriend, even to this day, hated him. Long story short me and another player played a one shot to get my character back were we literally went through hell to get him back. And thus my tiefling bard was never seen again.

    • @leahbeah1585
      @leahbeah1585 Před 3 lety +8

      Yes, I have a goody two shoes awkward teenager tiefling Wizard with a 6 in charisma

    • @SusanForman042
      @SusanForman042 Před 3 lety +8

      Me: ....hmm this is awkward
      Rivari Song (my tiefling rogue who is starting to multi class into sorcerer, longish story I'll elaborate if anyone is interested ):" Hey, I vaguely resemble that remark!! this feels like profiling or some sort discrimination!"

  • @RevanReborn3950BBY
    @RevanReborn3950BBY Před rokem +2

    Can confirm as a tree hugger, Firbolg is my favorite, currently playing a campaign as a Firbolg wildfire Druid

  • @Peatingtune
    @Peatingtune Před 7 měsíci +2

    I'm primarily interested in races that were playable back in 2E, and I mostly play Human because they're the easiest for me to empathise with (and also the most abundant, so it feels logical that most adventurers would be Humans) or Dwarf, because I love the idea of hammer-wielding grumps who go after knees and groins. I also have a soft spot for the classic Elven ranger. In BG3 I'm most fond of Half-Orcs even though the deepest voice in the game still makes you sound like a narrator from a British children's cartoon. I just find that face #1 with the "hubris" balding hairstyle and a greying beard looks really badass.

    • @Vallarok117
      @Vallarok117 Před 6 měsíci

      I genuinely can barely tell the difference between any of the male voices. I actually wish there was a non-voiced option so I could just imagine my own.