Well the idea is to get into the Vault to get the Contents. Considering the possible damage to the Contents, explosives were probably out of the question.
One of these days: "Alright, guys. Today we are at the National Reserve's hidden vault and there are, frankly, some unforgivable errors just from looking at it."
@@jakefromstatefarm8964 then proceeds not to take anything, let them know how f***** it was, and then walk out. Comes back in a month finds all the errors he cited fixed except one, and he just takes the hinge pins off the Wall again
@@OHOE1 "I am sitting here at Cheyenne Mountain and have to say, those nuclear launch code locks have one fatal design flaw...." And after the fallout has settled, while the world lies in radioactive ruins... "Anyway, this is all I have for you to day. Don't forget to like and subscribe if you enjoyed this total nuclear annihilation"
"These armed guards may seem dangerous, but their helmets have a fatal design flaw that you can exploit with just a butterknife and a hammer. Let me just show you that... and again, so you can see it wasn't a fluke..."
@@NEEDbacon Steve MRE 1989: Lets get her out on a tray! Wow look at that shine, and it smells delicious, but there is a bit of rott, and bloomage, so I'm going to only take a small bite!
@@0neMadGypsy I mean, I guess you do you. Though just for consideration, there has never been a reported case of a stranger poisoning halloween candy. The only cases that have happened have actually been parents poisoning their own child. Just some food for thought.
@@0neMadGypsy I wouldn't eat them either. Not because a stranger sent them but because I don't know how old they are and what happened to them during shipping.
I doubt it, it probably only took Mrs. LPL 5 seconds to solve that lock and then the ice cream was 1/2 gone. I think he is in trouble for the "April 1st" episode. 🤣😁
I've had this safe since I was a kid! It holds all my coins that I've collected. Used to hold my "special" stuff too so my parents wouldn't find it lol.
Cuthbert Allgood LPL pushes his luck sometimes. Keeping ice cream AND chocolate locked up, away from the wife. This could result in a wedgie, at the very least. Or perhaps a lovely lovely twist o’ the goolies for good measure!
@N V, yea & some of the locks and/or "safes" with keypads, fingerprint readers, combination and mechanical key locks, he's opened in just seconds because he exploits design flaws. When it comes to LPL, I think that so far, the biggest design flaw of "locks" is that they even exist! After all, it's like computers & their security, the only truly "safe system" is the one that doesn't exist.
"There have been countless comments on this channel asking me to break into Fort Knox. Well, never let it be said that I don't take suggestions." These sentences are terrifying.
@@tacocat4252 few months later now I show your next suggestion. How to break into military base and and shoot off some nukes into space. F the alien :) said NASA
There is no gold in Fort Knox. As President Rragan's Gold Commission discovered that gold was given to the (privately owned) Federal Reserve Bank as payment on the interest of the national debt.
@@charlescourtwright2229 Hinges are not used for security. They just hold up the door when it's open. The hinges have no security purpose at all on real safes.
The one I had as a kid, you could just keep spinning the dial clockwise and eventually it would open, without any need to try the other direction. But hey, it was cooler than a standard piggy bank.
I had one with a lot of friction on the dial when it was wrong and then none once the dial was set. I found it recently and was still able to open it in a few seconds despite having no idea what the combo was. There was a tiny sea shell and a dime inside. Younger me wasn't one for keepsakes I guess.
I actually still have my childhood Fort Knox safe/Bank in my home office on a bookshelf, and open it pretty much the same way that the first safe was opened. It's more of a souvenir from my childhood, then any kind of actual security, with a small hope that if my house is ever broken into, it might act as a small distraction more than anything else.
Breaks into Fort Knox with a toothpick. McGiver waiting for him in the vault. "Man you are just as good as me! All I needed was a paper clip and some chewing gum."
"In this episode we will be breaking into the REAL Fort Knox using a more destructive method. I'll just start up the tank that Bosnian Bill and I made..."
Up until a few years ago, you'd have to contend with all the OTHER tanks at Fort Knox. It used to be the US Army Armor training school; it's where I trained on the M1A1 and A2 Abrams. But then the Army decided to consolidate everything in Georgia.
Meanwhile at Area 51: *Alarms sound and sirens ring General: "Get to Your posts people, we're expecting an attack any second." The Soldiers wait in the drenching rain, expecting LPL to Surrender... But they hear a voice from deep within the compound "Nice click out of 2, 3 is binding and it looks like 4 is a false gate, And that is how to free an alien from a highly secure military compound." *proceeds to show the alien all the inexcusable design flaws in the system*
@@zacharyrollick6169 Every time they get rain. It doesn't rain often in the desert but when it does it pours, and it's always miserable as hell for a while after because the humidity feels absolutely disgusting
@@fourravens4638 No there had an actual series. There was no Columbo. Just a Mrs Columbo and it lasted about 3 episodes. Never seen a one but I had them on my hard drive for years. Just tossed them a month ago.
@@fourravens4638 I am not sure if it Mrs Columbo, or Madam Columbo. I think it only did one season www.imdb.com/title/tt0078635/ [EDIT] Nope. It did two seasons.
It requires two different keys 12 ft apart spun at exactly the same time. That's final security measure. Before that is door after door with 120 digit 6 turn dial locks
doable ... but a nail file works better ... and yes even if the keys are 12ft apart ... you have .5 seconds to have both keys match ... and can bypass the sensor with a false good signal to cheat the lock as well ... just takes a jumper wire ... and knowledge of the signal either being high or low for good or even if it is edge triggered and what edge ... but everything you need to make the jump is right in front of you ... . after that it is just a matter of time to get the proper combination for the locks ... and that can be anything from an hour to 8 hours ... depending on how lucky you get in getting the first locks figured out
You're not too far off. About 20 years ago, some colleagues were tasked with testing the security of a pit container - a secure container for holding the heart of a nuclear bomb. They used two tongue depressors and left them inside with a note before locking it back up. This was a prototype and it was never used.
When I first started my current job, 30 years ago, I ran the coffee mess where it was 10 cents a cup or $2 per week to drink all you want and get a free doughnut on Fridays. This was a large office that went through a canister of coffee per day with a three burner Bunn. I took all the money from the Fort Knox bank I had to collect the money every day and put it in a piggy bank at home, dollars and change. At the end of a year we broke open the pig (literally) and cashed in the change and bills. It was $5000. My wife and I went to Hawaii.
Master lock "Damn, it took him longer with that child's safe then it takes him with our locks. Hey designer, you get any ideas out of that child's lock?"
Dear lpl. I've been a big fan of your channel for over a year and really enjoy watching you gut so many locks with such polite and chillful panache. However I never expected to experience pangs of nostalgia while watching your break-ins. I am perhaps revealing my age by saying the as a youth, a nearly identical "Fort Knox" (though battleship-gray) was in fact the repository of my entire fortune: $62 in dollar bills -- wadded and stuffed into a Maxim coffee jar -- plus a few coins dropped in through the slot on top. And, though I did know the combo, I always opened it as you did the 1st.. By turning the dial randomly while pulling on the door. Good to know that Fort Knox lives and is just as secure as ever!
I had the Fort Knox one. Never even took note of the combo - just gave the dial a tug while turning it. I ended up blowing it up one 4th of July with some friends in a public park. Good times.....
Yep, I recognized it instantly, too! I think mine was charcoal gray. But it was just as easy to open as the first “safe” in the video, by peering in through the edge of the door and watching the flat edges of the metal discs.
This is great! I have one of those Fort Knox safes from my childhood 40+ years ago. I don't even remember what its combination is, but I can open it by turning the dial back and forth while pulling on the door, and in about five seconds it's open. No hinge removal required.
Oh man, I had that "Fort Knox" coin bank when I was a kid. Mine was grey instead of gold but it was otherwise exactly the same and I always opened it using the same technique you used on the first one. Mine had a coin slot in the top, it was basically a glorified piggy bank.
i own a real fort knox brand gunsafe and it isn't flimsy. i locked my 40 cal glock with chamber loaded in it. it has 5 push buttons. when trying to shake the lock mechanism (it had jambed cause i overloaded it) i dropped it 4 ft to the tile floor. the gun discharged and bent the metal out about 1/2" in the shape of a bullet. there was a way to finally get in with 2 hrs work. I'd love to see these types of quality locks picked, as i'm a new fan of this channel! i also have a 5' tall liberty safe with an electronic lock. there's no backup so i'm thinking there has to be an electronic code because the wires are exposed. This safe cost $1700 15 years ago, made in USA. I'd also love to see that lock picked.
I had one of those Fort Knox safes that I used to put my change into as a small child. I could never remember the combination so I always opened it exactly the same way you got into the first safe. Good memories
LPL (standing behind them): "I thought you might like that. Now you might want to replace these locks on your server compound, it's no good putting people on watchlists when they can just go in and take themselves off again"
I remember seeing those at the store when I was a kid.... I would grab one every time and unlock it. Amazing how some things bring back memories. Thanks for the vid!!
My kid had one of the type on the left when she was younger. We bought it at a Goodwill, so we had no idea what the combo was on it. We were just going to see if luck would work, and it did. We figured out the trick of pulling the lock up slightly and hearing the clicks. She kept all kind of "treasures" in it and hid it in her closet. We ended up finding it about a year ago (she was 17 by that point) and had a good laugh together seeing what was stashed away. It must have been hidden at least 6-7 years! Gemstones, plain rocks, some quarters, things built out of legos, a letter wrote to her from a friend, a holographic cat valentine card... That's what I can recall from it. It was definitely worth the $.50 I paid for a little safe that may or may not have worked out. 🙂
I had a grey Fort Knox one as a kid. I used to pick it just like you did with the other in the video. Its how I learned early on in life how these things work.
I had one of these Fort Knox safe's as a kid. It was a two number combination, exactly like the first safe opened in this video. It was always a piece of cake.. even for me as a kid. The cam was such that the "correct" numbers could have been in a range of 3-4 numbers as well. But it was still a cool toy. I enjoyed it.
I had one of those, as well. Not sure what happened to it - probably in a box in the basement somewhere. I shudder to think what might still be inside, lol.
I had one of these when I was younger, albeit a much cheaper model. It had two ways of getting it open if you forgot the code. The first was looking through the translucent plastic as you turned the dial to see when the gears were no longer blocking the latch. The other option was to remove the layer of scotch tape I had to keep the side with the door on, as the glue sucked and it fell apart at the seam within about 2 weeks of me getting the safe.
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“Many of you have asked me to break into Fort Knox, and never let it be said I don’t take suggestions” is a terrifying sentence
Many people have suggested he invades someone's home. Cower, mortals, for the Rogue has come
A quote that isn't even accurate to the video lol
"never let it be said i don't take suggestions" the word of mouth translations are already changing what was said. ;D
You forgot THAT.
Let's pick this comment apart for inaccuracies...
Breaking into Fort Knox was a real treat.
What you did there? I see it.
@1大哈哈 cringe
It's a coffin dance meme where they dance around in circles
@1大哈哈 I was expecting a rick roll, but I was not expecting that.
Ha
"I'm pretty good at lock picking so today were going to just remove the fucking door"
Wtf
Pro gamer move
That one sent me rolling xD
*The ultimate power move*
Well the idea is to get into the Vault to get the Contents. Considering the possible damage to the Contents, explosives were probably out of the question.
They say he can break in to anything, but I've yet to see him break in to song and dance.
Great comment 🐸
That's more of a break out than a break in
@@MrPicklecopter "as a lock pick lawyer, they ask me to break into safes all the time. The one thing they don't ask is me to *break free*."
@@The_Stumbler that’s *deep*
I have never seen him actually break any lock.
"What are you telling me, I can break into any lock?"
"No Neo, when you are ready, you won't have to."
There's something really wholesome of finding some chocolate and immediately thinking of sharing with the wife.
I know right?
Interestingly not the case with the vodka...?
vodka is for oneself
Not sharing chocolate with the wife is considered a capital offense in many homes.
He's still trying to dig himself out of the hole from the icecream lock.
Someone who never seen a lockpicking video : damn, this probably takes a lot of skill and patience
LPL: * B O N K*
yes
"go to lock design jail"
Hahahahahahahhah
I'm a force of nature
Does anybody know of good sets for beginners?
Imagine being a security guard at Fort Knox and you hear a echoey voice in the distance and it says "This is the lockpicking lawyer".
"And remember when I broke into that fort knox safe? Today we will actually be breaking into fort knox"
At that point you've already lost
"3 is binding"
"Today we are going to open the fort knoxs guards skulls with a lockpick"
"This is the lockpicking lawyer and the fact you can hear me already means I've been able to pick too many locks in my way."
One of these days: "Alright, guys. Today we are at the National Reserve's hidden vault and there are, frankly, some unforgivable errors just from looking at it."
He then proceeds to pick it with two sticks he found on the ground, a stapler and some wrappers that were in his pocket
@@jakefromstatefarm8964 then proceeds not to take anything, let them know how f***** it was, and then walk out.
Comes back in a month finds all the errors he cited fixed except one, and he just takes the hinge pins off the Wall again
So we'll just knock the fucking door hinge instead
w ecan open it easily with a magnet
“1 is binding”
Tell us how you lockpick your way into someone's heart
tho he does have a wife
He did a video on that czcams.com/video/SCaAetNzXIc/video.html
@1大哈哈 i fell for that. Im not mad.
i find destructive entry methods most effective
That may be more of a social engineering video..
Meanwhile in the Fort Knox...
Everyone return to you post, false alarm people.
Or is it???
Always has been
@@charbelabidaher4443 Dun dun DUUUUNNNNNNN!
This was the diversion he's already in there
meanwhile...
“Just going to knock out this hinge pin”
*BOING*
Pentagon next
lmao
@@OHOE1 "I am sitting here at Cheyenne Mountain and have to say, those nuclear launch code locks have one fatal design flaw...."
And after the fallout has settled, while the world lies in radioactive ruins...
"Anyway, this is all I have for you to day. Don't forget to like and subscribe if you enjoyed this total nuclear annihilation"
@@robertnett9793 You forgot "as always, have a nice day".
@@timewave02012 Indeed. Thanks for the catch :D
Everybody gangsta ‘till the people at the real Fort Knox hear: “Click out of one... two is binding...” outside their vault.
😂😂😂
And then: *"The pin number one is standart."* *"The pin number two is a serrated one."*
lol. I laugh so hard🤣
"Let me just take the Fort Knox Picking Tool that Bosnian Bill and I made..."
"These armed guards may seem dangerous, but their helmets have a fatal design flaw that you can exploit with just a butterknife and a hammer. Let me just show you that... and again, so you can see it wasn't a fluke..."
I hope that “gold” is not as old as the safe.
At least chocolate has a long shelf life compared to most edibles
Just means he could do a Cross over with MRE Steve or Ashens
Dude. We have the same profile pic. LOL
Dark chocolate can last 2-3 years and milk 5-8 months
@@NEEDbacon Steve MRE 1989: Lets get her out on a tray! Wow look at that shine, and it smells delicious, but there is a bit of rott, and bloomage, so I'm going to only take a small bite!
Okay, that springy device he used to knock out the hinge was super satisfying to watch.
_Twoing_
I believe it's a centre punch. Theyre used to mark metal where you want do drill a hole, not expensive.
Need something like that for gunsmithing.
I've also used a very similar one (the tip a bit bigger) to break windows in car rescues.
Being a carpenter i really want for stubborn hinge pins. In fact I think it would work better then a hammer and punch for the bottom pin.
That's actually pretty cool that the guy sent him all those chocolate coins. xD
@@0neMadGypsy Do you eat at restaurants?
@@0neMadGypsy I mean, I guess you do you. Though just for consideration, there has never been a reported case of a stranger poisoning halloween candy. The only cases that have happened have actually been parents poisoning their own child. Just some food for thought.
@@0neMadGypsy They could mail him a bomb too, maybe he shouldn't accept packages at all.
@@0neMadGypsy I wouldn't eat them either. Not because a stranger sent them but because I don't know how old they are and what happened to them during shipping.
@@0neMadGypsy skepticism is a very good quality to have friend. Just make sure you dont go too far with it.
CIA had a heart attack when they read the title
Nah. Rumor has it, there’s nothing in there, anyway. 🤣
CIA knows he could break into the real one if he wanted to. He's too powerful to be stopped by some mere lock for mortals
Conspiracy theory
Lockpicking lawyer acctualy works in the security department of CIA
@@themanofquagga Nothing can stop LPL other than a *gun*
@@strangedogthatisslightlyan7860 how are they supposed to use their gun when only LPL knew how to unlock their gun safe?
Mrs LockPickingLawyer: Hello, this is my husband, "The".
Underrated comment.
It took me three times to understand this, lol
Reminded me of 'some say his first name is The' from the one liners about the stig
@@tommoex you mean The the stig?
@Koowluh "Don't call me Shirley."
"Now it's time to share the loot..."
Still in trouble for the Ben and Jerry's lock? 😂
I doubt it, it probably only took Mrs. LPL 5 seconds to solve that lock and then the ice cream was 1/2 gone. I think he is in trouble for the "April 1st" episode. 🤣😁
You see a Ben and Jerries lock.
I see an encouragement to open the container with a knife and eat it in one sitting.
hahahaha
Haha
@@dynamicworlds1 that's exactly what she did (=
I've had this safe since I was a kid! It holds all my coins that I've collected.
Used to hold my "special" stuff too so my parents wouldn't find it lol.
What was this “special” stuff
@@MrNapkino weed
Back when a dime bag costed a dime.
@@MrNapkino Hahahahah
DITTO
When he used the spring on the "Fort Knox" safe, THE HUMILLIATION.
Mrs. LockPickingLawyer: "Finally, this hobby of his pays off!"
Cuthbert Allgood LPL pushes his luck sometimes. Keeping ice cream AND chocolate locked up, away from the wife. This could result in a wedgie, at the very least. Or perhaps a lovely lovely twist o’ the goolies for good measure!
Clearly you missed the episode where she completely circumnavigated a lock to get at some ice cream.
Graeme McEachren I like your profile pic G
Graeme McEachren I don’t think they were talking to you
This offered a bit more resistance than some of the "real" locks he's tested.
The safe was better than a Masterlock
Also you can't store chocolate with those locks
@N V, yea & some of the locks and/or "safes" with keypads, fingerprint readers, combination and mechanical key locks, he's opened in just seconds because he exploits design flaws. When it comes to LPL, I think that so far, the biggest design flaw of "locks" is that they even exist! After all, it's like computers & their security, the only truly "safe system" is the one that doesn't exist.
he just gave us what we asked for: it’s not his fault we didn’t get what we were thinking of!
he just lawyered us! darn technicality!
He finally did it, he broke into Fort Knox. And he's sharing with his wife, he really does love her.
"There have been countless comments on this channel asking me to break into Fort Knox. Well, never let it be said that I don't take suggestions." These sentences are terrifying.
*laughs nervously while glancing at all the nuclear silo comments on his missile lock video*
@@tacocat4252 few months later now I show your next suggestion. How to break into military base and and shoot off some nukes into space. F the alien :) said NASA
There is no gold in Fort Knox. As President Rragan's Gold Commission discovered that gold was given to the (privately owned) Federal Reserve Bank as payment on the interest of the national debt.
I hope he can afford a good lawyer.
We're lucky he's on our side
Me: Sees hinge.
Me: Can't you just-
LPL: Knock out the hinge.
Me: ...Yeah.
there is a reason, those are on the inside of doors meant to be locked
Yeah
I now can see the guards at Fort Knox checking the hinges ... right in front of my inner eye ;)
not noticing all the gold is already gone :o
@@charlescourtwright2229 Hinges are not used for security. They just hold up the door when it's open. The hinges have no security purpose at all on real safes.
@@firesurfer Putting the hinge on the inside removes it as an avenue of attack. That's all they're saying.
Little known fact: Fort knox has filed a restraining order vs LPL
Even though you have shown no proof and it sounds stupid im still considering accepting this as a fact
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised LOL
Even less known fact: there is no gold at fort Knox because your fiat currency is a lie.
@@aatsiii Kinda true take.
@@aatsiii It's true.. the country's gold reserves are supposed to be not in Ft Knox itself, but in the buillion depository near to Fort Knox.
When he hit the hinge pin after mentioning that's an actual trick for serious products, my jaw actually dropped.
The meme has finally been done
The city of Zodanga saw to that
He’s such a gentleman that he he shares the gold with his wife.
Not his wife she just picked the lock to his house and broke in
He wants to live lmao, remember Mrs LockPickingLawyer is the destructive entry half, remember the one time he tried to get between her and Ice Cream?
Does that make her "Goldie Locks" then..?😋
*For the hands of gold are always cold but the hands of a woman are warm*
@infallibleblue That's not, because he's a gentleman. That's marriage! If he does not share, he will have a very bad time! ;)
"This is the LockPickingLawyer, today i've got something a little different for you all. i'm going to be breaking into the fort knox gold vault."
"Now is the time to share the loot with ms.lockpickinglawyer"
That makes me have a flashback to the christmas outfit for her. 😂
@@0neMadGypsy yes I always wondered if it was a used set or new for ms lpl..
“using a technique that works on a fair number of serious security products”
Haha! Of course "serious" just means their sales team got someone to fork over beaucoup bucks for it.
hehe
He finally did it! He got into Fort Knox!
And it took him about 10 seconds.
Something’s wrong I can feel it...
Where’s all the guards at and what took them so long to respond?
Common design flaw even in serious safety products, as we just saw.
Yeah, we understood the joke. No one needed you to point it out for them.
@SnorgonOfBorkkad Please explain to us what you mean and who the *“you”* are referring to?
That Fort Knox safe looks so cartoonish that I thought it had filters applied. Love it.
I had the "Fort Knox" as a kid in the early 80s. I quickly discovered the "pull on the door while turning the dial to unlock" feature.
I used mine as a decoy because it was too easy to open. I hid the real stash in my sock drawer where nobody would ever look...
The one I had as a kid, you could just keep spinning the dial clockwise and eventually it would open, without any need to try the other direction. But hey, it was cooler than a standard piggy bank.
I had one with a lot of friction on the dial when it was wrong and then none once the dial was set. I found it recently and was still able to open it in a few seconds despite having no idea what the combo was. There was a tiny sea shell and a dime inside. Younger me wasn't one for keepsakes I guess.
@@MudakTheMultiplier i had one of these, it is supposed to have only one combo to open, but I found already 5
I actually still have my childhood Fort Knox safe/Bank in my home office on a bookshelf, and open it pretty much the same way that the first safe was opened. It's more of a souvenir from my childhood, then any kind of actual security, with a small hope that if my house is ever broken into, it might act as a small distraction more than anything else.
Yeah, I had one that was just a single disc. Not very secure.
Yes, with pulling on it as the LPL did, no need to reverse direction.
He literally broke into Fort Knox with a fancy pen spring.
@Kr4k0n3 nice
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The "have a nice day" at the end sounds like something that was ad-libbed on the very first video and then LPL just went with it
Breaks into Fort Knox with a toothpick. McGiver waiting for him in the vault. "Man you are just as good as me! All I needed was a paper clip and some chewing gum."
LPL is chewing the gum just for fun, McGuyver needed it for picking
He did it as easily as expected.
Twice, even.
He was thinking outside the box
"In this episode we will be breaking into the REAL Fort Knox using a more destructive method. I'll just start up the tank that Bosnian Bill and I made..."
😂
And here I have some termite I made using iron oxide from old masterlocks
Up until a few years ago, you'd have to contend with all the OTHER tanks at Fort Knox. It used to be the US Army Armor training school; it's where I trained on the M1A1 and A2 Abrams. But then the Army decided to consolidate everything in Georgia.
Don't forget to call in the Modern Rogue.
Bahahaha, this one actually got a laugh out of me. Nice joke :D
That “okay” after opening the first one was just perfect
LPL is the most savage guy on CZcams 😂 Just out here never backing down from a challenge and all while doing some of the best PSAs out there.
Meanwhile at Area 51:
*Alarms sound and sirens ring
General: "Get to Your posts people, we're expecting an attack any second."
The Soldiers wait in the drenching rain, expecting LPL to Surrender... But they hear a voice from deep within the compound
"Nice click out of 2, 3 is binding and it looks like 4 is a false gate,
And that is how to free an alien from a highly secure military compound."
*proceeds to show the alien all the inexcusable design flaws in the system*
"But first let's lock the alien back inside to show it wasn't a fluke"
He would try to do it without setting off the alarm
@@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 what do you mean try to do it? He would undoubtedly get the aliens out undetected.
Wow, how often do they get drenching rain in the desert?
@@zacharyrollick6169 Every time they get rain. It doesn't rain often in the desert but when it does it pours, and it's always miserable as hell for a while after because the humidity feels absolutely disgusting
He finally did it. The absolute mad lad. Now he needs to break into Area 51.
Bonus points if he does it while Naruto running.
@@syd.a.m Plot twist, that's all he needed to do to break in.
plot twist: his lockpicking skills are this godlike because he actually broke *out* of Area 51
He can just send in a few "protestors."
OMG. I had one of those Fort Knox safes as a kid. I haven't seen or thought of one in over 35 years. Thanks for the trip down memory lane!
I love how you kept the same tone & format despite the complete satire. Well done sir!
"this is full of gold"
*shakes violently*
As if gold would break with only shaking
@@Bxlt. as if "broken" gold would have a lesser value
What, do you think it's going to explode into shards because he shook it a little?
It's gold not pyrite
@THINKPOL A box filled to the brim wouldn't usually have enough room to shake loudly
money heist, we need a drill to get through this lock
LPL: just pull on the dial lmao
brandon dymock Asset:upgraded lock picking
“Guys the thermal dr-“ *starts lock picking the vault itself*
Payday 2...... Damn devs forgot to include lpl
That would be nice
@@user-fi2zs2ww1r czcams.com/video/d-jVfYkygL4/video.html⛽
I had that exact Fort Knox safe when I was a kid, it was fun seeing one again.
As kids, we had a Fort Knox safe. I used to open it the same way you did the first safe. Brings back fun memories!!
5 minutes later, asks Mrs LockPickingLawyer to unwrap a coin for him, because it's better secured than the locks he picks.
LOL
so true ;]
They really are though
If we measure security by time to open, those damn chocolates are more secure than every single gun lock, gun safe, and most locks that LPL opened.
Damn. He could have saved this for the next March 31th video. Then April 1st, post the coin cracking with the Mrs.
Lol yes, that always a chore...
I love “Mrs Lock Picking Lawyer.” Like Mrs Columbo.
I like it because it implies that his first name is "The"
@@fourravens4638
No there had an actual series. There was no Columbo. Just a Mrs Columbo and it lasted about 3 episodes. Never seen a one but I had them on my hard drive for years. Just tossed them a month ago.
I just asked myself, they really put furniture hinges at the OUTSIDE of the safe? I didnt even need to watch the video.
@@fourravens4638 I am not sure if it Mrs Columbo, or Madam Columbo. I think it only did one season www.imdb.com/title/tt0078635/
[EDIT] Nope. It did two seasons.
Except we did get to see her beaver!
When I saw the second safe I thought to myself "You could probably just remove the hinge"
Kind of sad he didn't use another method :-/
I had the Frontier Safe when I was a kid too! And that's the exact method I used to get into my sisters and brothers safe of the same company lmao
*At Fort Knox*
Soldier 1: You hear that?
Soldier 2: Who is it?
LPL: Got a click on one
Best comment so far!
Y. E. S.
There's somethings so menacing about the idea of hearing LPL calmly announcing his arrival as he breaks into your house.
BOING
@@Hexcede We need a horror movie based on an extraordinare lockpicker lol
Coming next:
Opening up a nuclear vault with a toothpick.
It requires two different keys 12 ft apart spun at exactly the same time. That's final security measure. Before that is door after door with 120 digit 6 turn dial locks
@@kriegscommissarmccraw4205 ooh will need the ms
doable ... but a nail file works better ... and yes even if the keys are 12ft apart ... you have .5 seconds to have both keys match ... and can bypass the sensor with a false good signal to cheat the lock as well ... just takes a jumper wire ... and knowledge of the signal either being high or low for good or even if it is edge triggered and what edge ... but everything you need to make the jump is right in front of you ...
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after that it is just a matter of time to get the proper combination for the locks ... and that can be anything from an hour to 8 hours ... depending on how lucky you get in getting the first locks figured out
You're not too far off. About 20 years ago, some colleagues were tasked with testing the security of a pit container - a secure container for holding the heart of a nuclear bomb. They used two tongue depressors and left them inside with a note before locking it back up. This was a prototype and it was never used.
The water shields so well it is safe to swim in, but you'll die before you get there from the bullets. - paraphrased XKCD
Had one of these as a kid. The pull and turn method is indeed right quick lol
When I first started my current job, 30 years ago, I ran the coffee mess where it was 10 cents a cup or $2 per week to drink all you want and get a free doughnut on Fridays. This was a large office that went through a canister of coffee per day with a three burner Bunn. I took all the money from the Fort Knox bank I had to collect the money every day and put it in a piggy bank at home, dollars and change. At the end of a year we broke open the pig (literally) and cashed in the change and bills. It was $5000. My wife and I went to Hawaii.
Video 001: "How to break into Mrs. LockPickingLawyers heart."
Well, he did already break into her beaver.
@@syd.a.m And her back door...
Video #2: “How to break out of a toxic relationship with your psychotic ex.”
@@HSAC.WDTK.DTKT.LFO. Nah, that was the ex.
@@syd.a.m but in the video he mentioned that he had an easy time going to his wife backdoor meanwhile her ex is having problem
Master lock "Damn, it took him longer with that child's safe then it takes him with our locks. Hey designer, you get any ideas out of that child's lock?"
When he said there was supposed to be gold in it I immediately thought of chocolate coins.😋
Dear lpl. I've been a big fan of your channel for over a year and really enjoy watching you gut so many locks with such polite and chillful panache. However I never expected to experience pangs of nostalgia while watching your break-ins. I am perhaps revealing my age by saying the as a youth, a nearly identical "Fort Knox" (though battleship-gray) was in fact the repository of my entire fortune: $62 in dollar bills -- wadded and stuffed into a Maxim coffee jar -- plus a few coins dropped in through the slot on top. And, though I did know the combo, I always opened it as you did the 1st.. By turning the dial randomly while pulling on the door. Good to know that Fort Knox lives and is just as secure as ever!
Ok I'm finally done with LPL this man takes everything seriously.
People: can you open Fort Knox?😶
LPL: it's open 😎
Wha?
These safes are still stronger than any MasterLock.
Lol
duct tape is safer than masterlock
@@MrcreeperDXD777 elmers glue is safer than masterlock
@@SikerScrapyard paper in water is safer than masterlocc
@@defusion69 holding your money is safer than a masterlock
His ability to make hilarious jokes without a quiver in his voice is impressive
I had the Fort Knox one. Never even took note of the combo - just gave the dial a tug while turning it. I ended up blowing it up one 4th of July with some friends in a public park. Good times.....
guys at fort knox: haha there's no way anyone could reasonably get in here.
LPL from behind the door: click out of one, two's binding.
Dude just gave his FBI agent a heart attack with that video title
Love when lpl does a joke open. It's the monotone voice that makes it all the better
Just came across your channel and I must say: I thoroughly enjoy your videos and find then highly entertaining and wholesome. Thank you!
Oh, man, that "Fort Knox" brought me back a few decades. Had the exact same thing when I was a kid (although it was bright red).
Yep, I recognized it instantly, too! I think mine was charcoal gray. But it was just as easy to open as the first “safe” in the video, by peering in through the edge of the door and watching the flat edges of the metal discs.
Haha I had a grey one too as a kid! First time I knew ahead of LPL telling me how to crack a lock 😆
Me too. Had it in the 90s. It was gray.
I had the gold Fort Knox just like in this video. Nice crinkle-finish paint. That was over 4 decades ago. I hope he can put it back together.
I had a red one too, late 1970s.
Haha, thanks LPL. I’m Tom and I really appreciate you opening my safe! Keep doing what you do.
Nice
No I’m tom and so’s my wife . Dogmeat is an imposter
@@SpartanWealth1 ok Christopher Hutchinson
No, my grandpa was Tom and he died in 1998. WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE.
This is great! I have one of those Fort Knox safes from my childhood 40+ years ago. I don't even remember what its combination is, but I can open it by turning the dial back and forth while pulling on the door, and in about five seconds it's open. No hinge removal required.
Oh man, I had that "Fort Knox" coin bank when I was a kid. Mine was grey instead of gold but it was otherwise exactly the same and I always opened it using the same technique you used on the first one. Mine had a coin slot in the top, it was basically a glorified piggy bank.
When they hear "nice click out of 7, a little counter-rotation" at Fort Knox, they will tremble in actual fear
The real gold is this guy's delivery.
The real gold is the friends we made along the way.
i own a real fort knox brand gunsafe and it isn't flimsy. i locked my 40 cal glock with chamber loaded in it. it has 5 push buttons. when trying to shake the lock mechanism (it had jambed cause i overloaded it) i dropped it 4 ft to the tile floor. the gun discharged and bent the metal out about 1/2" in the shape of a bullet. there was a way to finally get in with 2 hrs work. I'd love to see these types of quality locks picked, as i'm a new fan of this channel! i also have a 5' tall liberty safe with an electronic lock. there's no backup so i'm thinking there has to be an electronic code because the wires are exposed. This safe cost $1700 15 years ago, made in USA. I'd also love to see that lock picked.
I had one of those Fort Knox safes that I used to put my change into as a small child. I could never remember the combination so I always opened it exactly the same way you got into the first safe. Good memories
FBI: guys, put this guy on the watch lis-
LPL: *"kinda..."*
FBI: nvm
LPL (standing behind them):
"I thought you might like that.
Now you might want to replace these locks on your server compound, it's no good putting people on watchlists when they can just go in and take themselves off again"
He teaches the FBI... covertinstruments.com/pages/about-the-designers
What fbi gonna do with him? Use handcuffs ? Put him on a cell with a lock trying keep him locked?
0:46 That was the most disappointed "OK" I've ever heard.
Aaaand nothing further. Poor little safe didn't even earn a post-cracking comment.
What about when he opened a practice lock.. he sounded so dissapointed
The disappointment was knowing there wasn't any chocolate coins inside. ;-(
I remember seeing those at the store when I was a kid.... I would grab one every time and unlock it. Amazing how some things bring back memories. Thanks for the vid!!
Oh man, I used to have one of these with a spring activated alarm bell. Used to play with it a lot. My parents sure regretted getting it for me.
I Heard about the lack of gold into fort Knox.. so is true!
Yes, the politicians stole the gold and left chocolate!
@@46bovine Even better!
@Honudes Gai yeah, Gold in garbage electronics removed by some poor guy with acids and fire polluting anything.. and killing himself.. sound fine.
Soon there will be a video without the "kinda"
My kid had one of the type on the left when she was younger. We bought it at a Goodwill, so we had no idea what the combo was on it. We were just going to see if luck would work, and it did. We figured out the trick of pulling the lock up slightly and hearing the clicks.
She kept all kind of "treasures" in it and hid it in her closet. We ended up finding it about a year ago (she was 17 by that point) and had a good laugh together seeing what was stashed away. It must have been hidden at least 6-7 years!
Gemstones, plain rocks, some quarters, things built out of legos, a letter wrote to her from a friend, a holographic cat valentine card... That's what I can recall from it.
It was definitely worth the $.50 I paid for a little safe that may or may not have worked out. 🙂
Mrs LPL is lucky to get to listen to that smooth voice everyday.
I love it how he's starting to get involved in the *meme* comments.
The madlad finally did it. He actually broke into Fort Knox.
I had a grey Fort Knox one as a kid. I used to pick it just like you did with the other in the video. Its how I learned early on in life how these things work.
I had one of these Fort Knox safe's as a kid. It was a two number combination, exactly like the first safe opened in this video. It was always a piece of cake.. even for me as a kid. The cam was such that the "correct" numbers could have been in a range of 3-4 numbers as well. But it was still a cool toy. I enjoyed it.
This channel is oddly entertaining to watch, never thought I'd watch 20+ videos of someone talking about and picking locks, but here we are
Yep me too...
Don't worry. The + will just get bigger. That's normal ;)
@@Gnarlf it's only been one day and I'm pretty sure I'm in the 40's at least by now lol, it's crazy
@@maltheman96 enjoy the ride
@@PureJoyTarot same bro, same
Next up: breaking into the worlds safest safe with a cheerio.
I remember that Fort Knox safe fondly. That spring punch for the hinge pin was a super nice touch. Must buy now. :-)
I had one as a kid. It could be opened by simply turning the dial continuously while pulling outwards on the dial.
Wow, your wife is really called "Mrs.TheLockPickingLawyer"?!
Pretty crazy coincidence that you guys met and got married!
The real coincidence is he took her name and became a lock picking lawyer. What's the odds.
LMAO
I still have my old "Fort Knox" bank from childhood days. This brought back memories.
Cary Rodda I don’t have mine anymore but yeah I literally gasped when I saw the thumbnail.
I had one of those, as well. Not sure what happened to it - probably in a box in the basement somewhere. I shudder to think what might still be inside, lol.
I had one of these as a kid. Major nostalgia! Thanks man.
I had one of these when I was younger, albeit a much cheaper model. It had two ways of getting it open if you forgot the code. The first was looking through the translucent plastic as you turned the dial to see when the gears were no longer blocking the latch. The other option was to remove the layer of scotch tape I had to keep the side with the door on, as the glue sucked and it fell apart at the seam within about 2 weeks of me getting the safe.