[1423] Is This Paperweight Better Than a Master Lock?

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  • @erictoncray966
    @erictoncray966 Před 2 lety +20279

    A Key that opens many locks is a master Key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a MasterLock (TM).

    • @thefuzzman
      @thefuzzman Před 2 lety +414

      This needs more 👍

    • @aganos2941
      @aganos2941 Před 2 lety +126

      Ya but what's a lock that doesn't need a key?

    • @HumptyTheRottenEgg
      @HumptyTheRottenEgg Před 2 lety +195

      @@aganos2941 your phone?

    • @Lowkeh
      @Lowkeh Před 2 lety +63

      @@HumptyTheRottenEgg Hmm, I suppose a PIN can be thought of as _key_ code.

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 Před 2 lety +216

      @@aganos2941 A lock of hair.

  • @cornonjacob
    @cornonjacob Před 2 lety +12355

    "It's one of the highest security models Masterlock makes" -- takes as long to pick as it does to say that sentence

    • @drvonschwartz
      @drvonschwartz Před 2 lety +150

      Nuked.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 Před 2 lety +626

      Completely wrong. The sentence took significantly longer to say. 😺

    • @ratewcropolix
      @ratewcropolix Před 2 lety +164

      i dont think theres anyone fast enough at talking to say that sentence *that* fast

    • @mhfuzzball
      @mhfuzzball Před 2 lety +19

      @@ratewcropolix John Moschitta Jr.

    • @PVEDAYZXB
      @PVEDAYZXB Před 2 lety +136

      The funny part is he didn't even pick it, just ran the comb in and turned it 😂

  • @NavigatorBR
    @NavigatorBR Před 2 lety +3572

    Okay, I now wonder which is more of a challenge: Masterlock's highest grade security lock, *OR* the security device that holds it on the shelf peg in the store so you can't shoplift it.

    • @JoshuaGanoTyraxLightning
      @JoshuaGanoTyraxLightning Před 2 lety +169

      I vote +1 in favor of this Vid bein made, if it hasn't been already! :D

    • @JGBarco
      @JGBarco Před 2 lety +546

      Neither, its the plastic packaging that it comes in.

    • @thermitekitty9070
      @thermitekitty9070 Před 2 lety +113

      Most of those devices are easily defeated with a strong magnet, as that's how they're designed to be legally removed as well. If LPL wanted to crack a lock in a store, the hardest bit would be stabbing a hole through the plastic for the lockpick to follow.

    • @DLWELD
      @DLWELD Před 2 lety +28

      Why would you want to shoplift it?

    • @JoshuaGanoTyraxLightning
      @JoshuaGanoTyraxLightning Před 2 lety +22

      @@DLWELD Cause the person is not savvy to watching LPL Vids, I presume. ;P

  • @superstone13
    @superstone13 Před 2 lety +1979

    LPL opens these locks with his pick quicker than I could with a key.

  • @JT-se9xx
    @JT-se9xx Před 2 lety +14402

    LPL really woke up and was like “my coffee sucked, guess I’m taking it out on like 5 different brands today”.

    • @stevejohnson6593
      @stevejohnson6593 Před 2 lety +188

      The delivery stays the same, you have to try and read the underlying text...
      lol

    • @Rayyan-fm8pw
      @Rayyan-fm8pw Před 2 lety +49

      1.2k likes and the replies are just me and ^him

    • @Guurzak
      @Guurzak Před 2 lety +264

      I especially liked "It's one of the highest security locks Master Lock makes" as he just sticks a comb in it and pops it open.

    • @stevejohnson6593
      @stevejohnson6593 Před 2 lety +20

      @@Rayyan-fm8pw Our VIP status is fading

    • @sausageroll2695
      @sausageroll2695 Před 2 lety +7

      @@stevejohnson6593 it sure is

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 Před 2 lety +4246

    “One of the highest security locks that Master makes.”
    Lock goes *click*

    • @OverlordRazor
      @OverlordRazor Před 2 lety +78

      I also love how he just held it for a moment after saying that.
      Like: "yeah... they're -that- bad"

    • @marvindebot3264
      @marvindebot3264 Před 2 lety +33

      Physical security is quite good, pity a comb will open it.

    • @user-sp2jb7xt7v
      @user-sp2jb7xt7v Před 2 lety +34

      this lock can stop everything - a butter kinfe, a soda can and even a a twig

    • @gqsnowman
      @gqsnowman Před 2 lety +17

      The understated shade thrown in that comment was DELICIOUS.

    • @ObsidianParis
      @ObsidianParis Před 2 lety +8

      It went not "click", it completely popped out before he finished his sentence ! XD

  • @SpyderTekk
    @SpyderTekk Před 2 lety +540

    The comedic timing when he says “it’s one of the highest security locks that Master Lock makes” and then just.. slides the core unlocked is.. perfect.

  • @Kingdok10
    @Kingdok10 Před 2 lety +1340

    I used to work for a company doing collections and refills for slot machines across my state, and we locked our vans with those Master 6271's-the ones he referred to as being one of the highest security locks Masterlock makes-which we called "puck locks" on account of their shape. We were told that the locks were practically impossible to cut open or drill off in any reasonable amount of time due to the way they latch at the back and sit flush with the van. In fact, I recall a couple of occasions where a lock had been left on for so long, or the key had been forgotten, that our techs had to use specialized drills to remove them. I guess they never accounted for this.

    • @graham1034
      @graham1034 Před 2 lety +402

      This really illustrates how durability/destructive resistance is far more important than pick resistance. The vast majority of criminals have no knowledge of lockpicking but do own a decent set of bolt cutters, a portable angle grinder, or a breaker bar.

    • @etienne8110
      @etienne8110 Před 2 lety +325

      Lockpicking requires knowledge. LPL goes fast because he knows which tool to use on which lock and how those locks work.
      Most thieves won't have such knowledge (and even most locksmiths...), thus the need for destructive tools.
      As always, knowledge is power and far stronger than most crude ways, but it is also the less shared tool.

    • @nephicus339
      @nephicus339 Před 2 lety +90

      Those puck locks may be brute force proof; they never said anything about being picked clean like bones in a desert.

    • @BetaDude40
      @BetaDude40 Před rokem +90

      These videos by LPL (and many others) could seriously change the game up though. If a thief is smart, they could use these videos as reference.
      Not saying that LPL is bad for uploading his videos, they're fantastic. I'm saying that relying on thieves not having such knowledge is a folly game that's going to rapidly deteriorate in the future if this general trend continues. It's up to actual locksmiths to give a shit about their product

    • @patrikjankovics2113
      @patrikjankovics2113 Před rokem +107

      @@BetaDude40 I think LPL is great, because he's putting pressure on lock makers [like master lock], to fix their locks, instead of selling garbage.

  • @andrewmalone4654
    @andrewmalone4654 Před 2 lety +2781

    LPL: *gets sent a 30 year old novelty toy*
    also LPL: "I should really take a moment to humiliate Master Lock with this" lmao

    • @nathanialdowton9475
      @nathanialdowton9475 Před 2 lety +47

      40 year old*

    • @coreytaggart128
      @coreytaggart128 Před 2 lety +20

      I noticed Brinks standing out more, maybe just the marketing is more effective on me for those ones.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni Před 2 lety +21

      @@coreytaggart128 same, I was like "Don't they handle bank safes?"

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul Před 2 lety +10

      Brinks. Wbo needs a good lock when you have armed guards.

    • @jeffeppenbach
      @jeffeppenbach Před 2 lety +7

      @@NeoTechni Look up the famous Brinks Robbery, and find out the level of security involved. They haven't improved much, apparently.

  • @LerrisHarrington
    @LerrisHarrington Před 2 lety +2377

    "One of the highest security locks that Masterlock makes" *click*
    Good lord, it took him longer to fold the tool out than it did to do the unlocking.

    • @farmeronthree
      @farmeronthree Před 2 lety +64

      Actually the locks opened before he pronounced the word makes.

    • @yespur87
      @yespur87 Před 2 lety +9

      That was brutal

    • @dudeinoakland
      @dudeinoakland Před 2 lety +15

      It takes me longer fiddling with a worn damaged key or tight passageway.

    • @manticore5733
      @manticore5733 Před 2 lety +8

      I was about to comment that he unlocked it faster than he could say that sentence!

    • @tyleralyssa2875
      @tyleralyssa2875 Před 2 lety +12

      The tool had better security.

  • @BradenBest
    @BradenBest Před 2 lety +119

    2:13 I love how effortlessly LPL clowns on MasterLock. He literally opens it faster than he can introduce it.

  • @ddiamond1572
    @ddiamond1572 Před 2 lety +703

    I really wanna know what locks LPL actually recommends at this point.
    Safety is a hypothetical with this guy out there.

    • @cryptearth
      @cryptearth Před 2 lety +182

      well - from videos with disc detainer cores he often states that they require quite some skill and specialized tools not many pickers have by hand
      in the end when it comes down to mass things like a bike lock: it doesn't have to be fort knox - but it only has to provide a higher difficulty challenge than the simpler lock on the bike next to yours - unless your bike is the only one within how far you can see

    • @Akoustikus
      @Akoustikus Před 2 lety +62

      He spoke highly of a few Kryptonite U locks in a few videos that I can recall, that's about it though

    • @olleicua
      @olleicua Před 2 lety

      Security has always been a farce

    • @ZakisHereNow
      @ZakisHereNow Před 2 lety +40

      To the LPL, I’d guess the best lock is a gun.

    • @jamesheaton5421
      @jamesheaton5421 Před 2 lety +43

      Honestly the only lock I've ever stopping him cold is the bowley lock, as due to its unique design it is unpickable by normal means.

  • @HCkev
    @HCkev Před 2 lety +5277

    Me: "Oh, a 3 minutes video, it might have given LPL a bit of trouble."
    LPL: * opens 9 locks in 1 minute 30 seconds *

    • @IceX92
      @IceX92 Před 2 lety +394

      and 70% of that time is used to take out the the tool out of the folder and inserting the tool to the key hole

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 Před 2 lety +45

      “Oh, ye of little faith”! Now go outside, turn around 3 times and spit… 😁 Go and sin no more.

    • @mradhayuda1
      @mradhayuda1 Před 2 lety +2

      Dayum

    • @bekindrewind4232
      @bekindrewind4232 Před 2 lety +14

      I literally laughed out loud at this, thought the same myself!

    • @etsequentia6765
      @etsequentia6765 Před 2 lety +5

      You literally wrote the same comment I was going to write. You got lucky this time.

  • @yeswithcheese
    @yeswithcheese Před 2 lety +4820

    Master lock: "Surely LPL can't insult us anymore than he already has..."
    LPL: "Is this paperweight better than a master lock?"

    • @justintimeagain2341
      @justintimeagain2341 Před 2 lety +73

      Masterlocks are worse paperweights, so... yes.

    • @fredir3596
      @fredir3596 Před 2 lety +21

      @@justintimeagain2341 I dunno, that puck looks heavy. 😃

    • @wbsmead
      @wbsmead Před 2 lety +56

      At this point, it almost feels like Master Lock has a thing for being humiliated by LPL.

    • @myusernameisrighther
      @myusernameisrighther Před 2 lety +46

      @@wbsmead don’t kink shame. Lol

    • @mickeypopa
      @mickeypopa Před 2 lety +4

      lol

  • @mekpriestchris8746
    @mekpriestchris8746 Před 2 lety +299

    The real question… is there a tool on that which can open the paper weight? Because honestly a tiny comedy bit-less key like that is a more exotic tool than the big standard lock pickers multi tool

    • @supermaximglitchy1
      @supermaximglitchy1 Před 2 lety +6

      no since it’s not branded as a lock and has it’s own unique key

    • @syrelian
      @syrelian Před 2 lety +24

      A standard approach should work, it being bitless is a display of the device's weakness, since it doesn't even need its correct key, it means there's no pins or anything, just a cylinder and that you could probably open it with a couple paperclips much less any of the things a professional would bring to the job

    • @wingdinggaster6737
      @wingdinggaster6737 Před 2 lety +16

      is there a tool on that multi-tool that **can't** open the lock?

    • @willow5204
      @willow5204 Před rokem +16

      I have a jewelry box with that kind of lock on it, just to keep it closed during travel, I lost the key and I used a bobby pin with the end bent like the key and it popped right open.

    • @batrongordeg
      @batrongordeg Před rokem

      you can just insert anythinmg with a small bumb, handcuff key, or basicly any pick,

  • @jamescruz8678
    @jamescruz8678 Před 2 lety +486

    I don't care if he's features most of these locks before: it's entertaining as hell and a great reminder of how hilariously incompetent the mainstream lock industry can be.

    • @96dragonhunter
      @96dragonhunter Před 2 lety +8

      I feel like 99% of the locks are just...to be there. You know, so that a random passerby just doesnt directly walk into. And after watching this guy... 95% of the locks out there can be picked with pretty much anything you can find in your pocket or on the ground, as long as you have some skill in lockpicking. So It's hard to imagine how I should defend my house... I can buy the most-anti-pick-lock out there but a guy that specializes in those locks just comes with some sort of specialized tool and its over. So I dont know. I guess there is no eternal safety in the world.

    • @jamescruz8678
      @jamescruz8678 Před 2 lety +17

      @@96dragonhunter Any type of security is meant to be a deterrent. Eventually, any and every method of securing things, be it physical or digital, will be cracked wide open. The difference is how many resources were required to do so.

    • @KarianDespri
      @KarianDespri Před 2 lety +3

      @@96dragonhunter Security is inherently flawed, as we are not allowed to completely bar entrance. The point is to be able to get in, but only if you're *supposed* to be able to get in. So we just make it really *really* difficult to get in if you don't have the specialized tools (in this case, keys or picks or grinders). There is always a way in, by design. And so, every security system is effectively just a big puzzle. The best we can do is make the most complex, difficult puzzle possible and hope no one wants what's behind it bad enough to bother solving it.

    • @winter9348
      @winter9348 Před 2 lety +7

      @@96dragonhunter there is no such thing as "flawless security", thats why you double down on such things by using multiple layers of different type of security and a safety device on an arms reach
      Its still just a deterrent, but it does made your home a very unattractive place to go into

    • @96dragonhunter
      @96dragonhunter Před 2 lety +1

      @@winter9348 I think the best security is fear. If you are a crime boss, nobody gonna try stealing from you.

  • @musickid43
    @musickid43 Před 2 lety +2837

    The fact that this collection includes "one of the highest security locks that master lock makes" is really funny.

    • @stuartd9741
      @stuartd9741 Před 2 lety +34

      Savage ....🙈

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 Před 2 lety +42

      They rate based on how hard it is to open using destructive means not picking ability. That being said it will hold up fantastically to grinders and impact tools.

    • @Tom_Het
      @Tom_Het Před 2 lety +45

      @@thatguybrody4819 a pretty ridiculous metric to use. They're assuming the person has the ability to bring in a grinder and operate it undetected, but also pretending such a person wouldn't try low-effort nondestructive attacks first.
      Security is only as good as its weakest link, and in this case the weak link is a much more likely attack than grinding.

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 Před 2 lety +25

      @@Tom_Het you almost never hear about locks that were picked open, they are almost always either pried off with the shackle, snapped, or bypassed via window or pried door. and it's mostly in areas where people will have ready access to those devices. unlike big cities where thieves will definitely have to know how to lockpick, a majority of the time it will be a destructive method.

    • @wurgel1
      @wurgel1 Před 2 lety +10

      @@thatguybrody4819
      Yeah, but that is because the thiefs that lockpick it, also take the now still "pristine" lock to sell that as well. And you can't really report the lock as destructively opened, if the lock is gone.

  • @samuelstepper7543
    @samuelstepper7543 Před 2 lety +2439

    LPL is like: "It's one of the highest security locks that MasterLock makes."
    Opens it in less than 2 seconds.

    • @TheDestino8
      @TheDestino8 Před 2 lety +21

      I assume he means the others use less pins for the same result. So one could argue that the most secure is the least efficient in this case

    • @pitecusH
      @pitecusH Před 2 lety +35

      That bar REALLY wasn't set particularly high.

    • @LlorracTN
      @LlorracTN Před 2 lety +26

      @@TheDestino8 it did look more secure against physical attacks like saws though. But yeah pretty much equally weak against lockpicks

    • @s_gren9981
      @s_gren9981 Před 2 lety +23

      If LPL actually picks the lock instead of using a twig to touch it and it popping open I consider that lock high security

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce Před 2 lety +15

      @@TheDestino8 It IS a six-pin lock instead of a four-pin one. Hell, there might even be security pins. We don't know because it's vulnerable to a comb pick attack.

  • @gabeatwork08
    @gabeatwork08 Před 2 lety +1260

    "One of the highest security locks that Master Lock makes"
    *opens it in under a second*
    Who at Master Lock hurt you LPL?

    • @KillinTime2792
      @KillinTime2792 Před rokem +231

      the entire company when they advertised it as a lock

    • @jeremiahbergkvist1866
      @jeremiahbergkvist1866 Před rokem +28

      They probably opened a lawsuit against him.

    • @nguyeninhtri1155
      @nguyeninhtri1155 Před rokem +100

      @@jeremiahbergkvist1866they probably failed too. That’s why he’s the lockpicking lawyer after all

    • @Not_interestEd-
      @Not_interestEd- Před 7 měsíci +80

      ​@@nguyeninhtri1155 even if they did win, what are they gonna do? Lock him up?

    • @sciencetube4574
      @sciencetube4574 Před 6 měsíci +21

      I loved the brief moment of silence after he opened this high-security lock in under a second.

  • @Ametisti
    @Ametisti Před 2 lety +43

    In defence of the paperweight, it looked like the key needed turning an extra rotation, which could confuse someone into thinking it didn't work earlier than that.

  • @dkerwood1
    @dkerwood1 Před 2 lety +1145

    I wonder if he just walks through the world, noticing locks and thinking, "Four pin rake. 3/4 tensioner. Paper clip for that one."

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni Před 2 lety +166

      "Master Lock, a gentle breeze is all I'd need"

    • @word6344
      @word6344 Před 2 lety +100

      One time my class got accidentally locked out our classroom so long that I was about to bust out one of those hairpins where part of it is wavy like a wave rake. Then the teacher came and overheard me saying "Imma pick this" so I frantically told her that it was a joke born of frustration.
      I'm probably the main suspect for any future thefts at my school now :(

    • @dkerwood1
      @dkerwood1 Před 2 lety +55

      @@word6344 I may or may not have discovered the credit card trick for sliding open "locked" interior doors when I was a freshman in high school. If I WAS practicing such a feat (which I neither confirm nor deny), I would have been lucky not to be caught despite probably practicing that feat a lot (or not).

    • @LerockJohn
      @LerockJohn Před 2 lety

      Yes

    • @jamesfrith447
      @jamesfrith447 Před 2 lety +29

      LPL: ".... I dont eve see the code, all I see is four pin rake, five pin rake, notched decoder......"

  • @falfires
    @falfires Před 2 lety +2267

    LPL: "Let's have some fun and open each of these locks in succession"
    Me: Wait, wasn't the video like, three minutes long, and you've already spent one minute on presenting the paperweight?

    • @JoelKreider
      @JoelKreider Před 2 lety +105

      Welcome to warp drive… anything outside of the 3min mark is like the rarity of a full 2hr movie. This video was essentially The Lord of the Rings.

    • @Azazreal
      @Azazreal Před 2 lety +42

      Ah fresh blood! Welcome friend, just wait until you see some of the insane timeframes in his other videos!

    • @javabeanz8549
      @javabeanz8549 Před 2 lety +31

      I hadn't looked at how long it was until he had the whole pile out there, then when I looked, I laughed, I knew how bad it was going to be.

    • @leonil999
      @leonil999 Před 2 lety +1

      Like DRM...

    • @mistercmartin
      @mistercmartin Před 2 lety +15

      @@javabeanz8549 I looked at it. He picked 9 locks in less than 2 minutes.

  • @CaTastrophy427
    @CaTastrophy427 Před 2 lety +172

    "It's one of the highest security locks that MasterLock makes" *while opening with a comb pick in under 5 seconds*

    • @diakounknown1225
      @diakounknown1225 Před 2 lety +15

      *while he picks it in less time than him saying the sentence*

    • @santiagodrexler1624
      @santiagodrexler1624 Před 2 lety +9

      I noticed that too. That was almost as savage as the title of the video.

    • @ahmedabdo13
      @ahmedabdo13 Před rokem +5

      5 seconds?! It was no more than one second or two.

    • @CaTastrophy427
      @CaTastrophy427 Před rokem +3

      @@ahmedabdo13 Which are, say it with me... _under 5 seconds_

    • @ahmedabdo13
      @ahmedabdo13 Před rokem +5

      @@CaTastrophy427 It's also true if you would say *under one hour*.

  • @blutarchmann9070
    @blutarchmann9070 Před 2 lety +323

    It's sad to see that most modern "high-security" locks offer only slightly more protection than a paperweight... from the 80's.

    • @henrikalo3379
      @henrikalo3379 Před 2 lety +11

      Look at it this way...the modern lock looks heavier and would serve as more effective projectile...

    • @roland268
      @roland268 Před 2 lety +6

      Less* who whold have an key from 30 years ago just with them?

    • @jameswilliams6049
      @jameswilliams6049 Před rokem +5

      Most of us have probably heard someone say locks are only good to keep honest people out and LPL really drives that point home with every video.

    • @zilesis1
      @zilesis1 Před rokem +3

      @@roland268 not many people carry around branded lockpicks either. fact is, a master thief who is skilled at picking can open any lock with enough practice, but unless your goods are coveted enough to attract career criminals, it's not a problem. that's why modern locks prioritize physical resistance; protecting against your basic mooks with crowbars and rocks

  • @SexyEarHair
    @SexyEarHair Před 2 lety +1659

    The fact that it took longer to get the tool out of its swivel than it did to actually open the locks is just laughable

    • @cartoonkeeper
      @cartoonkeeper Před 2 lety +15

      Yeah which means his channel is never getting sponsored by Master Lock for the same reason that Jimmy here will never be sponsored by KFC

    • @postscript1561
      @postscript1561 Před 2 lety +52

      I am starting to think knowing "what the correct tool to use is" is the hardest part of picking a lock.

    • @coldnapalmFJ
      @coldnapalmFJ Před 2 lety +16

      It’s the hardest part of any job.

    • @cartoonkeeper
      @cartoonkeeper Před 2 lety

      @@coldnapalmFJ OWO

    • @Tomyironmane
      @Tomyironmane Před 2 lety +6

      It still took him less time with the tool than it would most of us with a key.

  • @dunbstev
    @dunbstev Před 2 lety +714

    I think the paper weight is the most secure lock on the table. It's the only one not picked by his Covert Companion.

    • @alphabit26
      @alphabit26 Před 2 lety +51

      TBF the "Travelers Hook" tool on the companion would probably open it.

    • @daynejordan6783
      @daynejordan6783 Před 2 lety +4

      Sir, you indeed have a valid point! :-)

    • @LeoStaley
      @LeoStaley Před 2 lety +4

      Oh shit you're right.

    • @Beef4Dinner22
      @Beef4Dinner22 Před 2 lety +7

      @@alphabit26 you might even be able to do it with just a turning tool/ Z-bar.

    • @Trelliondeci
      @Trelliondeci Před 2 lety +3

      It looks like LPL don't like lever tumbler locks. In total of 1423 episodes only few of them are of this type.

  • @DracoFire3000
    @DracoFire3000 Před rokem +26

    "It's one of the highest security locks that MasterLock makes"
    *opens it in two literal seconds with the lowest-skill attack possible*

  • @wesleyrichardson2841
    @wesleyrichardson2841 Před 2 lety +105

    Savagely plugging his covert companion while simultaneously demonstrating how bad 99% of locks are.
    Absolutely perfect.

  • @Salmar80
    @Salmar80 Před 2 lety +276

    No joke, that beefy Master Lock does offer high level of security for your stack of papers, even in a windy situation.

    • @myscreen2urs
      @myscreen2urs Před 2 lety +2

      That's true. But the wind would probably blow the shackle open

  • @tbuk8350
    @tbuk8350 Před 2 lety +2949

    Me: *sees the tons of locks on the screen*
    Me: "Huh, that's pretty bad"
    *realizes there's only 2 minutes left in the video, and not a single lock has been picked*
    Oh god, that's really bad.

    • @courtney-ray
      @courtney-ray Před 2 lety +29

      I did the same time check 😂

    • @therandomdickhead5744
      @therandomdickhead5744 Před 2 lety +4

      Yuuuup

    • @Me04120
      @Me04120 Před 2 lety +50

      And not one lock was picked in the whole video. Just all bypassed because they're trash.

    • @kelmirosue3251
      @kelmirosue3251 Před 2 lety +5

      And this is why you get bolts instead of locks XD. Much harder to break in without creating loud noises

    • @mymomismad95
      @mymomismad95 Před 2 lety

      Exactly my thoughts.

  • @Roooooooooooooooobb
    @Roooooooooooooooobb Před 2 lety +152

    The confidence this man has in his picking skills to just keep the actual keys LOCKED to the lock is insane!!!

    • @presshun
      @presshun Před 2 lety +34

      You can remove the key from the keyring ;)

    • @Roooooooooooooooobb
      @Roooooooooooooooobb Před 2 lety +20

      @@presshun fair nuff aha tho im sure itd be quicker for lpl to wave rig the lock then actually pull the key off manually 😂😂😂

    • @presshun
      @presshun Před 2 lety +6

      @@Roooooooooooooooobb 😂 No doubt about that!

    • @whatisahandle221
      @whatisahandle221 Před 2 lety +1

      I hadn’t noticed! Good point!👍

  • @aok76_
    @aok76_ Před 2 lety +19

    I think the worst offender is how secure the names and shapes of the locks made me feel vs how easily they could be bypassed by the simplest tools.

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc Před 2 lety +1488

    LPL: pops locks with combs
    Wave rake: ahh, a nice day off.

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Před 2 lety +23

      Less attacking, more snacking

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Před 2 lety +48

      The fact that he didn't even need the wave rake or tension bar is really telling!

    • @EduardoEscarez
      @EduardoEscarez Před 2 lety +44

      I was saying "wave rake, wave rake, wave rake" before he started to used the combs 🤣

    • @Gnarlf
      @Gnarlf Před 2 lety +9

      @@EduardoEscarez yeah.. sometimes it is worse than expected.

  • @thecatladytm7172
    @thecatladytm7172 Před 2 lety +981

    LPL: "One of the highest security models Master Lock makes"
    Also LPL: * opens in like 2 seconds *
    What a roast XD

    • @LikeOnATree
      @LikeOnATree Před 2 lety +8

      OMG! So FUNNY!!!!

    • @jacquesb5248
      @jacquesb5248 Před 2 lety +21

      i nearly chocked in my morning coffee in how fast that "high" security lock got opened

    • @GregInTokyo
      @GregInTokyo Před 2 lety +20

      That was the high point for me. LPL is utterly ruthless with his burns.

    • @CPWAres
      @CPWAres Před 2 lety +1

      I was watching this and just kept repeating "Oh lord LPL, why you got to do them so dirty?"

  • @FrostMonolith
    @FrostMonolith Před 2 lety +15

    2:16 "It's one of the highest security locks that MasterLock makes"
    *literally got combed*

  • @Zillionman2010
    @Zillionman2010 Před 2 lety +13

    I love the fact that he has the keys for each of these locks attached to the bar so they're completely unable to be used unless you pick them.

    • @krissmith1986
      @krissmith1986 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Unless he decides to remove the key from the key ring…

  • @tylerdurden639
    @tylerdurden639 Před 2 lety +1675

    Memorizing which attachment on LPL's All-In-One Tool would open which lock was probably the hardest part of this video.

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Před 2 lety +5

      😲 oh for lpl not you, well that's probably true lol since they seem very familiar with how to open the locks once they have the right tool

    • @jakeoltmans3
      @jakeoltmans3 Před 2 lety +19

      I think he really just knows all the mechanisms and locks that well

    • @andyowens5494
      @andyowens5494 Před 2 lety +6

      Size has something to do with it for most; the exceptions are memorable.

    • @sinwithagrin4243
      @sinwithagrin4243 Před 2 lety +4

      Like any professional with enough time you learn it back and forth. I actually used that exact tool to help my friend get her keys out of her car. Excellent tool

    • @icebice
      @icebice Před 2 lety +1

      Or trial and error :P

  • @hyfy-tr2jy
    @hyfy-tr2jy Před 2 lety +1786

    this affords you a great opportunity here LPL....you can rate locks by their "Jared Paperweight Security Level"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety

      NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear hy

    • @NainGeantMiniature
      @NainGeantMiniature Před 2 lety +21

      I wish the LPL would implement some kind of ranking or add newly tested locks to a tier list at the end.

    • @hadleybrine3429
      @hadleybrine3429 Před 2 lety +8

      New lowest SI standard of measurement on security devices.

    • @felixbeaulieu852
      @felixbeaulieu852 Před 2 lety +14

      @@AxxLAfriku damn you need attention.. wtf

    • @SirDeanosity
      @SirDeanosity Před 2 lety +10

      New channel name: Paperweight Picking Lawyer.

  • @gavinwigg8057
    @gavinwigg8057 Před rokem +10

    I don't know why but the sequence of opening bunches of locks is just hilarious. Love the LPL.

  • @mydnite11
    @mydnite11 Před 2 lety +26

    Reminds me of high school in the late 80s where my friends and I could open most of our classmates locker padlocks using only the key from those crappy silver suitcase padlocks. Eventually we had a collection of 10 or so skeleton keys from various crappy padlocks. Came in handy when friends forgot their keys or locked them in the locker. Watching these videos makes me think that these skeleton keys were acting as a comb pick.

    • @ryjelsum
      @ryjelsum Před rokem +1

      or just really poor tolerances. it would be interesting to see if you had any of those left over though

  •  Před 2 lety +319

    I sure wasn't expecting a lock rush speedrun today.

    • @QuadraticPerplexity
      @QuadraticPerplexity Před 2 lety +1

      Nobody expects a lock rush speedrun :-)

    • @pitecusH
      @pitecusH Před 2 lety +3

      any% speedrun [glitchless]

    • @Apokalyptika91
      @Apokalyptika91 Před 2 lety +1

      In the next video he should open two locks at the same time by knocking them against each other (there are some locks, that can be opened with a mallet, so it should be technically possible) - just to beat today's time, lol.

  • @ipsylon9833
    @ipsylon9833 Před 2 lety +1408

    Actually, that paper weight, being less known than the other brands, I think would be a better deterrent for less trained/knowledgeable attackers.

    • @MINIMAN10000
      @MINIMAN10000 Před 2 lety +96

      Now I'm remembering we didn't know where the key to the floppy disk lock box was so we just grabbed a paperclip to turn it. It worked.

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 Před 2 lety +82

      for real someone who dont know what that is will probably not even try and just move on or cut it while you see a master lock and you can just open it whit your spare key

    • @evanpham5945
      @evanpham5945 Před 2 lety +2

      Good point

    • @alvonnedagama6751
      @alvonnedagama6751 Před 2 lety +4

      Damn, good point but not really. He said it doesn't need a proper key to open, so a thief's first guess is prolly the right one lol

    • @ipsylon9833
      @ipsylon9833 Před 2 lety +24

      @@alvonnedagama6751 "deterrent" are means used so that possible attackers don't even try, hence the use of the word "deter". For example, security cameras are deterrents. They do nothing to stop the attack, just convince the attacker not to do it.

  • @LordHakkera
    @LordHakkera Před 2 lety +39

    Imagine spending large amounts of money to fund an R&D department and to keep Locksmiths / Engineers on staff only to produce locks that can be opened by a comb-pick.

    • @etienne8110
      @etienne8110 Před 2 lety +8

      Your sentence gives the answer: they don't fund R&D, thus the shamefull display of security.

    • @darreng745
      @darreng745 Před 2 lety +10

      They buy cheaply made and poorly designed generic locks made in China with their logo's and names all over them and that is why a lock is merely a deterrent

  • @dsproductions19
    @dsproductions19 Před rokem +3

    This is such a good advertisement for that multi tool that I immediately went to your website, despite previously not having much interest in lockpicking.

  • @mrbmp09
    @mrbmp09 Před 2 lety +138

    "One of the highest security locks (CLICK) master lock makes"
    Takes longer to say the sentence than to open the lock.

  • @KaoruMzk
    @KaoruMzk Před 2 lety +468

    The covert companion doesn’t have a tool to pick the paperweight, therefore, I’m using it on all my locks from now on. Clearly, it’s the superior option.

    • @terrapin52
      @terrapin52 Před 2 lety +9

      I'm sure it does though

    • @vale.antoni
      @vale.antoni Před 2 lety +21

      The lever-style mechanism sure can be off-putting for those who have only been exposed to pin tumbler designs.

    • @joenu125
      @joenu125 Před 2 lety +10

      im pretty sure, you could get it open with the traveler hook

    • @ashiqurrahmanabir
      @ashiqurrahmanabir Před 2 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @wanderer202
      @wanderer202 Před 2 lety +1

      @@joenu125 Yup

  • @inanjarif1388
    @inanjarif1388 Před rokem +10

    Worst part is that using a comb looks like using a key from afar. So people won't even notice as a stranger breaks into your home. They'll think that the burglar is the owner.

    • @GReaper
      @GReaper Před 3 měsíci

      Same thing with using a TSA approved lock on your locker at the gym. Anyone could just use a readily available TSA key to get it, and it won't look at all suspicious. He covered a video about that iirc.

  • @demonsrexis
    @demonsrexis Před 2 lety +11

    "...it's one of the highest security that Musterlock **click** makes."
    Nope, not even one sentence.

  • @zzstoner
    @zzstoner Před 2 lety +364

    10 locks, 90 seconds. That includes the time he spent switching out tools. Just another Master Lock Monday. 🎶

    • @johnwilliams8818
      @johnwilliams8818 Před 2 lety +6

      Thanks for the Bangles flashback! 🤪

    • @michaele1201
      @michaele1201 Před 2 lety +2

      Exactly the count I came up with. Lol.. I posted above and then started reading comments. You were first so I gave a thumbs up. :)

    • @ComfortablyDumb42069
      @ComfortablyDumb42069 Před 2 lety +2

      Takes longer to fold the tools out from the companion than it does to unlock 🤣😭

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Před 2 lety +1

      Without raking or a tension bar even!

  • @EastWestKarateGR
    @EastWestKarateGR Před 2 lety +991

    I am in total awe of not only LPL’s depth of lock knowledge and his deft touch but his wicked sense of humor.

    • @greywinter24
      @greywinter24 Před 2 lety +13

      Watch his April fools videos

    • @blambl
      @blambl Před 2 lety +12

      At this point he's just mocking the companies :D

    • @vast634
      @vast634 Před 2 lety +5

      But can the covert companion open the paperweight-lock?

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl Před 2 lety +3

      Casually brutal.

    • @LerockJohn
      @LerockJohn Před 2 lety +1

      Cocky Lawyer sense of humor. Coupled with mastery of his craft. I would definitely hire him as my lawyer. In any case.

  • @SylvestersPower
    @SylvestersPower Před rokem +10

    can we take a moment to appreciate that he does keep the keys of those locks, locked on them ? 😂

  • @cheryljason9617
    @cheryljason9617 Před 2 lety +7

    Im a electrician and watching you has really made me want to learn your art... it's all about the feel

  • @CrunchyDonut
    @CrunchyDonut Před 2 lety +361

    funny how having to twist the paperweight key a full circle took you longer than picking “one of the highest security lock master lock makes”

    • @theoriginalshew
      @theoriginalshew Před 2 lety +1

      Yes,that was the joke

    • @kayhoww
      @kayhoww Před 2 lety +3

      Thank you for explaining that, he didn’t really go into much detail as to why the paperweight was better.

  • @titanium_viper5049
    @titanium_viper5049 Před 2 lety +274

    That moment when you realise all those lock picking scenes from movies are actually realistic.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Před 2 lety +27

      Yeah I used to think you needed to use both hands, one for holding the torque. Nope, combs work just as well usually!

    • @treeguyable
      @treeguyable Před 2 lety +22

      Well, tooth picks, paper clips, and bobby pins, would probably take longer/ not really do the job as well.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 Před 2 lety +26

      The moment you realize most of them are slowed down for drama.

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone Před 2 lety

      Unarmed combat is usually slowed down too.

    • @gabbermaikel
      @gabbermaikel Před 2 lety +2

      @@treeguyable unless its a master lock. Just pointing a tootpick at a master lock wil open it.

  • @dinobotpwnz
    @dinobotpwnz Před rokem +78

    I liked the part where he said "it's unlocking time" and proceeded to unlock all over the place. Truly one of the lockpicking moments of all time.

  • @Obama-Gaming
    @Obama-Gaming Před 2 lety +37

    My father who'se been a locksmith since the 90s still has those old school locks for ages. According to him its the only lock he can trust nowadays which i find hilarious

  • @thomas.leitner
    @thomas.leitner Před 2 lety +570

    Looks like it would be legally more reasonable to just call them baby-proof carabiners.

    • @jakubkopec9313
      @jakubkopec9313 Před 2 lety +44

      Let me guess: you don't have any babies around? Baby proofing requires more of an effort.

    • @ShawThing323
      @ShawThing323 Před 2 lety +78

      I expect that with how easy it is to open some of these locks, the legal team may recommend "baby-resistant"

    • @metamorphicorder
      @metamorphicorder Před 2 lety +14

      Now they are gonna have to stamp, not for climbing on the master lock shackles.

    • @thomas.leitner
      @thomas.leitner Před 2 lety +9

      @@jakubkopec9313 Well to be fair, there are worse things considered babyproof, which don't require any tools. :-D

    • @MrPicklesAndTea
      @MrPicklesAndTea Před 2 lety +29

      LPL's baby: Googoo gaga, click out of 4.

  • @kaballfs
    @kaballfs Před 2 lety +558

    Considering these are basically the same security level, I'd use the paperweight for the vintage look alone.

    • @NoName-ik2du
      @NoName-ik2du Před 2 lety +42

      Honestly, I was hoping at the end LPL would say that there was no specific tool on the locking picking set that would be suitable to open the mechanism on the paperweight.

    • @maxwyght1840
      @maxwyght1840 Před 2 lety +27

      Hell, the vintage look might be a security feature on its own, since a potential picker will look at it in confusion

    • @Murgoh
      @Murgoh Před 2 lety +14

      @@maxwyght1840 Yes, can't be raked.

    • @pauldriscoll5010
      @pauldriscoll5010 Před 2 lety +9

      And the paperweight looks a lot cooler

    • @Yukimaru0
      @Yukimaru0 Před 2 lety +6

      @@NoName-ik2du The bypass driver could probably do the trick. It's about the same shape as the key.

  • @albailey2346
    @albailey2346 Před 2 lety +25

    This video just tells me that the locks we use are for psychological security, because they definitely don’t work for actual security…

    • @whatisahandle221
      @whatisahandle221 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah, except the more I watch these videos-and see LPL open locks that _I_ own-the less psychologically secure I feel!!😆😆😆

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 Před 2 lety +2

      Kinda. This channel makes locks seem completely pointless, but remember that everybody knows how to open a door, but by comparison barely anybody knows how to pick even the crappiest of locks!

  • @modelvp2405
    @modelvp2405 Před 2 lety +2

    “Do them dirty in front of they squad” -LockPickingLawyer

  • @ericMT
    @ericMT Před 2 lety +304

    I love how he casually opens 8 locks in under 2 minutes while telling the model numbers for each one.

    • @kroolini3678
      @kroolini3678 Před 2 lety +7

      Thank you for describing the video for the dissabled

    • @SuperFunkmachine
      @SuperFunkmachine Před 2 lety +6

      That hard part was remembering the names and which comb to use.

    • @greeceuranusputin
      @greeceuranusputin Před 2 lety +1

      And where to buy the tools...

  • @worldaviation4k
    @worldaviation4k Před 2 lety +3266

    *A day out to the lock shops to test them all and see the staffs reaction would be so good*

    • @romanalexandrov2880
      @romanalexandrov2880 Před 2 lety +103

      Oh gosh! I'd pay to see it personally! =D

    • @lukilsn
      @lukilsn Před 2 lety +78

      Or him opening love locks

    • @frigginresulrum
      @frigginresulrum Před 2 lety +34

      @@lukilsn gotta weld those shut!

    • @joshuacollins385
      @joshuacollins385 Před 2 lety +53

      Careful where you do it. Lockpicks are illegal outside of your home in a lot of places

    • @superchiaki
      @superchiaki Před 2 lety +54

      @@joshuacollins385 no risk no fun

  • @NamelessKnightt
    @NamelessKnightt Před 2 lety +7

    Imagine you lock yourself out your car, you call a lockpicker to get back inside and you hear "this is the lockpicking lawyer" I would feel safer than I ever have in my entire life.

  • @Nobody-vr5nl
    @Nobody-vr5nl Před 2 lety +7

    I bought a $35 lock picking training kit on Amazon. After about 1hr I could pick the 4 locks in under 1 minute. I found like a $30 masterlock I lost the key to and picked it just as easy as the other 4.

  • @ab-tf5fl
    @ab-tf5fl Před 2 lety +661

    It's a convenience feature. Instead of bothering to carry around a separate key for every padlock you own, you can just carry around one comb pick that opens everything.

    • @Ulekius
      @Ulekius Před 2 lety +52

      Yeah, people seem to forget this. I remember one time my boss accidently locked us all out of the warehouse with the keys inside at the end of the day, but I quickly plucked a hair and the Masterlock was open in just a few seconds. Such a brilliant feature sure saved us a lot of bother

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj Před 2 lety +29

      @@Ulekius
      You used a hair to open it?
      What was the lock rating on that one that it required a hair to open instead of just a stern look?

    • @Firecul
      @Firecul Před 2 lety +20

      @@stylesrj the lock rating was "Masterlock" 😂

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj Před 2 lety +8

      @@Firecul
      Yeah but even a security rating of 10 would unlock if you breathed nearby to it...

    • @dougkrultz2149
      @dougkrultz2149 Před 2 lety +6

      it's a feature, not a bug

  • @robertholtz
    @robertholtz Před 2 lety +175

    Attention Masterlock Designers: There’s a future for YOU in the paperweight business!!

    • @ianitor
      @ianitor Před 2 lety +3

      Too much competition

    • @CanI...
      @CanI... Před 2 lety +3

      Not even that...The paperweight has more security than the highest security Masterlock.

    • @jeremypnet
      @jeremypnet Před 2 lety

      I don’t know. Some of those Masterlocks look pretty light.

  • @Quiggles-bf2oh
    @Quiggles-bf2oh Před 2 lety +47

    It's sad that the thing that took the most time for picking all of the locks was LPL trying to find the correct pick on his lock picking tool.

  • @Buschwick
    @Buschwick Před 3 měsíci +1

    You did that faster than I had all the keys to pick from.

  • @wongowonga
    @wongowonga Před 2 lety +675

    I honestly think you opened all of those locks quicker than I can get my key in the door after a few beers.

    • @dannyhoughton74
      @dannyhoughton74 Před 2 lety +71

      He opened em quicker than I get my key in sober 🤣

    • @brrrrrr
      @brrrrrr Před 2 lety +6

      I'm so dumb that he can get them open than I can without having ever drinking alcohol

    • @realberserkpanda
      @realberserkpanda Před 2 lety +10

      Probably faster they i can even get my keys out of my pockets

    • @boahneelassmal
      @boahneelassmal Před 2 lety +11

      TIL locks are merely to keep drunk people out of their own flats

    • @neilcicerega4326
      @neilcicerega4326 Před 2 lety +2

      @@realberserkpanda gettin your keys out of your pocket and he just opens the door first

  • @majorskepticism7836
    @majorskepticism7836 Před 2 lety +536

    Deterring, or just slowing down thieves. 45 years ago a locksmith convinced me that there were few locks that couldn’t be picked, and none that could stand up to a grinder. My motorcycle sat outside at work 8 hours a day, and although it was just a few feet from the guard shack, I felt I needed something more than the steering head lock, a disc break lock, and a hardened chain with a big Unican lock wrapped around a post.
    I went to Radio Shack and bought a mercury switch, a double pole-double throw switch, and an SCR (silicon controlled rectifier). My homemade motion sensor was wired to the battery and a small horn tucked up under the gas tank. If the bike was moved off the side stand, the mercury switch fed power through the SCR to the horn, and the SCR made the horn blow until I shut it off. (No automatic reset - better to have a drained battery than no bike.)
    Although there was never an attempt to steal it at work, one night somebody broke into my shed and either tried to move the motorcycle or just bumped into it while trying to steal my mower or some tools. Those simple alarm parts cost me all of $6 at Radio Shack in 1975. I never told anyone about it, or showed anyone how to make one. You never know if your coworker or riding buddy is a motorcycle thief when no one is looking.
    After the break-in, I rigged one to the shed door too; thankfully it was never needed. Locks, traps, surprises, big dogs… You only need enough to make the thieves go somewhere else.

    • @matthewcarson3736
      @matthewcarson3736 Před 2 lety +95

      I have a sign on the front door of my house that says "No trespassing, violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again." Best anti-theft device I've ever had.

    • @sinpi314
      @sinpi314 Před 2 lety +15

      Oo. is radio shack like a store or something?

    • @TrueJamo
      @TrueJamo Před 2 lety +8

      @@sinpi314 o.o

    • @Wolf_K
      @Wolf_K Před 2 lety +10

      Nice!
      I’ve been designing something similar for my car. It won’t cost more than $20 in parts and will be superior to car alarms sold for hundreds.

    • @Stambo59
      @Stambo59 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Wolf_K I have $2 kill switch that is pretty effective. :-)

  • @bransonallen2925
    @bransonallen2925 Před 2 lety

    This feels like the best ad you could make for your tool.

  • @karp4658
    @karp4658 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Seeing all the discarded locks on the table is like looking at a murder scene

  • @ledonkly8817
    @ledonkly8817 Před 2 lety +460

    Man’s really just decided “let’s speedrun like 10 different locks today lmao”

    • @saltedslug7954
      @saltedslug7954 Před 2 lety +1

      It’s an advertisement for his merch

    • @davewasthere
      @davewasthere Před 2 lety +4

      @@saltedslug7954 Even so, he opened nine locks in a very leisurely 90 seconds.

    • @Gameboygenius
      @Gameboygenius Před 2 lety +1

      Any% WR

    • @williamlim5234
      @williamlim5234 Před 2 lety +1

      @@saltedslug7954 nah it's more to point out the companies lack of motivation and innovation to create more secure locks

  • @Drzedan272
    @Drzedan272 Před 2 lety +216

    Meanwhile, at the MasterLock factory:
    good news for everyone, we have a new use for our product - paperweight

    • @bet3240
      @bet3240 Před 2 lety +6

      Are you implying they made those with any other intent?

    • @Doggio_
      @Doggio_ Před 2 lety +5

      @@bet3240 eh, you could beat someone with it if push came to shove

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Před 2 lety

      They have a use, they are clunky zip ties

  • @Vinemaple
    @Vinemaple Před 4 měsíci +1

    This feels like a good video to get people interested in the channel!

  • @ezde711
    @ezde711 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I see a literal pile of locks and only two minutes left in the video, I know I'm in for a speed round treat

  • @toast3
    @toast3 Před 2 lety +1185

    The fact that comb-picks are still effective shows how appalling the state of modern physical security is.

    • @therandomdickhead5744
      @therandomdickhead5744 Před 2 lety +67

      I used one of those locks, and my dad uses the one picked with the 6 comb pick.
      I thought locks were supposed to be secure, oof

    • @roboknight
      @roboknight Před 2 lety +42

      @@therandomdickhead5744 you’re probably safer just leaving the door open if LPL is doing the picking. Most locks are really meant to keep honest folk out of your stuff, anyway. If someone wants your stuff, they usually find a way, if they want to put in effort.

    • @DarkZodiacZZ
      @DarkZodiacZZ Před 2 lety +28

      In the end locks are for honest people just in case opporturnity turns them into thieves.

    • @Volvith
      @Volvith Před 2 lety +67

      @@roboknight While i somewhat agree, non-destructive entry methods should be massively deterred, if not almost unfeasible, when buying any physical security device.
      Something that can be picked is a LOT harder to get away with covertly than something that can be COMB picked.
      COMB picking is just turning a key.
      Actual picking is messing around with the lock to the point where bystanders WILL notice you.

    • @randomvideoboy1
      @randomvideoboy1 Před 2 lety

      It’s not like everyone is getting lock picked everyday.

  • @aMrAppleMonkey
    @aMrAppleMonkey Před 2 lety +384

    He gunned down a line of locks without mercy. He's less like a lawyer and more like a mob boss!

    • @JustFun-lq9ef
      @JustFun-lq9ef Před 2 lety +6

      He gave all the locks the death sentence

    • @Roxor128
      @Roxor128 Před 2 lety +20

      He's not just a lawyer, he's judge, jury and executioner!

    • @derToblin
      @derToblin Před 2 lety +5

      Locky Lawless

    • @TheRyderShotgunn
      @TheRyderShotgunn Před 2 lety +4

      the only thing missing is this video not being published on valentine's day

    • @Stoic_grimace
      @Stoic_grimace Před 2 lety +2

      "Say hello to my little covert companion!"

  • @jardex2275
    @jardex2275 Před 2 lety

    I know that this was more or less just a 3 minute ad for the Covert Companion, but dang, was it savage!

  • @andrewnjo429
    @andrewnjo429 Před 2 lety

    That's a pretty great ad for your company tbh. Entertaining and really showing off the Convert Companion.

  • @kodez79
    @kodez79 Před 2 lety +136

    "Fire department? Send all your trucks! Yes, severe burns"

    • @jonathanwamboldt6482
      @jonathanwamboldt6482 Před 2 lety +2

      🤣😂

    • @MegaLokopo
      @MegaLokopo Před 2 lety +3

      Also send the police shots fired.

    • @phalcon23
      @phalcon23 Před 2 lety +2

      Seams more useful to send paramedic a in an ambulance than firefighters in a fire truck...

  • @nosteponsnek2617
    @nosteponsnek2617 Před 2 lety +511

    Masterlock Execs: "Hes literally comparing our products to paperweights now, we must act!"
    Masterlock Legal Team: "Sorry but we have no basis for libel."

    • @JohnDoe-xo2yf
      @JohnDoe-xo2yf Před 2 lety +17

      I hope once we’ll be able to see a courtroom shaming of the ML legal team by LPL.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Před 2 lety +32

      Masterlock Execs: "That's it! SECURITY!! Lock these lawyers in the tower until they learn respect!"
      Masterlock Legal Team: "Oh no! PLEASE don't lock the doors with Masterlock locks!! Pleeeease??!"

    • @jonahwillliams5959
      @jonahwillliams5959 Před 2 lety +5

      Wouldn’t this be slander? Given that it’s spoken?

    • @wittwashere
      @wittwashere Před 2 lety +22

      ​@@jonahwillliams5959 If he was telling lies it would indeed be slander however every thing LPL says about master lock is demonstrably TRUE with video evidence backing it u

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jonahwillliams5959 Yes, but 'defamation' is the general term. LPL uses "Master Lock" in his video titles and descriptions too, so there is probably SOME amount that could be accused of being libel.

  • @wolfymaster
    @wolfymaster Před 2 lety +2

    What a great ad for the covert companion.

  • @bravopapa2643
    @bravopapa2643 Před 2 lety +2

    I bookmarked this so that when I eventually loose the keys to my shed, I'll be able to get into it.

  • @KitSmithHannaKorkin
    @KitSmithHannaKorkin Před 2 lety +255

    The comment of "this is one of the highest security locks masterlock makes" as it opens in literally less than a second had me rolling XD

    • @dennylukman1801
      @dennylukman1801 Před 2 lety +1

      Maybe against bruteforce, but LPL will tweak the key core himself to trap any nasty that dare to burglar his house.

  • @twjohnson1203
    @twjohnson1203 Před 2 lety +526

    “Hand me a paper weight.”
    “Here.”
    “I said a paper weight, not a lock!”
    “Well what do you think Master Lock makes?”

  • @unprofound
    @unprofound Před rokem +1

    Honestly, the most entertaining infomercial ever made!!!

  • @davidmende3409
    @davidmende3409 Před 2 lety +1

    I love it - and Mr LPL - i also saw your talk infront of the IT Secruity... Pleople - you know what i mean. I really liked the long format, the rich information and some quality LPL time. Please do more long format videos, we WILL watch it. Thanks!

  • @marks9444
    @marks9444 Před 2 lety +90

    When he dropped all the locks down, the length of the video suddenly became a plot point.

  • @esupton783
    @esupton783 Před 2 lety +354

    Me: 3 and a half minutes? Must be a decent enough, low security lock
    LPL: *opens 9 locks and a paperweight*
    Me:...

    • @JustARegularPlayer
      @JustARegularPlayer Před 2 lety +10

      He was even unable to use picking tools to unlock the paperweight. As he stated, that key was *the only* key for it.

  • @SensSword
    @SensSword Před rokem

    This is still one of my favorite commercials. I really want a covert companion.

  • @Yarraville_Emma
    @Yarraville_Emma Před 2 lety +3

    This is one of LPL’s most brutal videos yet!
    I loved it!

  • @josephgirard9209
    @josephgirard9209 Před 2 lety +341

    "One of the highest security locks that Master Lock makes" Then opens it immediately.🤣

    • @douglasboyle6544
      @douglasboyle6544 Před 2 lety +13

      He literally opened it faster than my brain processed the statement.

    • @koshi6505
      @koshi6505 Před 2 lety +2

      He opened the lock even before the sentence finished.

    • @johnniesalomon1942
      @johnniesalomon1942 Před 2 lety +2

      That master lock ma... *Click*

  • @noahvanderveer-harris4257
    @noahvanderveer-harris4257 Před 2 lety +62

    I straight up laughed out loud when he said "it's one of the highest security locks that MasterLock makes" and then barely touched it and opened it like he was pulling toast out of a toaster.

    • @andersjjensen
      @andersjjensen Před 2 lety +4

      Except he didn't have to say "ouch, hot!" :P

  • @Misteribel
    @Misteribel Před 2 lety

    I love how’re you’re so casually and calmly talking as if in a neighbourhood chat, meanwhile, almost as if unintentionally, opening almost a dozen locks in seconds.

  • @ivorsmith8158
    @ivorsmith8158 Před 2 lety +2

    This man could open anything with a lock! Its amazing how quick he can do it.

  • @user-xn3li3uh2h
    @user-xn3li3uh2h Před 2 lety +235

    Maybe modern Masterlock can hold papers better than paperweight from 80’s.

  • @zensational9972
    @zensational9972 Před 2 lety +171

    we need to start rating locks by LPL's ability to pick them, one star for every minute it takes for him to pick them.
    I'd absolutely buy a lock that says "LPL took 5 minutes to pick this" that tells me it's good security

    • @ReaperCH90
      @ReaperCH90 Před 2 lety +13

      I don't think 5 min ever happened

    • @zensational9972
      @zensational9972 Před 2 lety +6

      @@ReaperCH90 that's my point, when a lock comes out that does take that long I'll buy it

    • @zuludude2
      @zuludude2 Před 2 lety +15

      Maybe 5/30/60/240/600 seconds, him taking 1 minute to open something is probably good enough to defeat all casual thieves and make them break thru something else.

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood Před 2 lety +6

      Meh, look for locks that get his "hmmm" rating, or where his pre-formed sentences come out jumbled.

    • @chrisschoenthaler5184
      @chrisschoenthaler5184 Před 2 lety +1

      I don’t know if there are any that apply, but I think there are at least a couple of 3-Star locks out there.

  • @OverwatchSIX
    @OverwatchSIX Před 2 lety +11

    LockpickingLawyer is an absolute beast...... I just wonder what kinda offers this guys gotten to work for companies haha. Literally noone better. Skys the limit at that point haha. I am just so glad he chooses to make content for us :D

    • @dominiquerettob7250
      @dominiquerettob7250 Před 2 lety +2

      And to think that hes actualy making these video's to show us what a bad job those companies do. He was frustrated with the state of the products, that he begane to share them online hoping some companies would get the hint and start making better products. So far... none seem to have taking it seriusly (correct me if im wrong, ive gotten this from the Presentation he has done in Vegas)

    • @OverwatchSIX
      @OverwatchSIX Před 2 lety

      @@dominiquerettob7250 I mean yeah the problem is at the end of the day, locks for the most part as just themselves, keep the honest person out right. If someone wants into a lock, they will get into it (we are talking a lock by itself, noone around and you can do anything to get it open/broken etc- it keeps the honest guy out. So i think these companies just dont put the R&D into it like they should on majority of consumer locks. I mean, I am sure there is "the baddest of the bad" lock for some of the major brands out there, and those would be (if they exist) unreasonably priced for the average consumer but hopefully do a better job that LPL is sufficient with- he'd have to chime in here. But yeah, I think the problem is just that above.. if ALL lock brands agreed ok lets up the security guys, and therefore its all companies doing it * cough * federal regulations kick in, then we might see some better security, because 1 company isnt gunna go throw $$ into R&D and have to charge more for their locks when the next company isnt gunna do that, and keep their locks cheap, and yeah lots of lost revenue.... think LPL needs to keep hitting the nail on the head at federal level to make some changes happen.
      And heck man even if they do, LPL has gotten so good at what he does, you'd have the best lock security on site monitoring and the moment the guard looks away from cctv monitors to lean down and grab his lunch, LPL would have jumped in, and picked the lock anyway ahha.

  • @KewneRain
    @KewneRain Před 2 lety +1

    I don't think I've laughed at a video this hard in a while... thank you so much for the great laugh to lift my day.