The Legendary Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Highlight

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  • čas přidán 19. 04. 2024
  • Highlight From Episode 755: • Airtight Abby | Your M...
    When we first heard of a woman named Abby who claimed she went airtight, Tom doubted she was real. Well we tracked her down and it turns out she is an actual person and she walks us through the entire experience in perhaps the most fascinating conversation we’ve ever had on the show.
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  • @user-xr1de2dm9i
    @user-xr1de2dm9i Před 3 měsíci +352

    Shes ready to settle down now fellas

    • @simonsays525
      @simonsays525 Před 3 měsíci +32

      That will definitely happen. I’m sure her future husband will be proud of her.

    • @chicahaga
      @chicahaga Před 3 měsíci +14

      Future husband will orchestrate more airtights 🔮

    • @WholeWhiteBaby
      @WholeWhiteBaby Před 3 měsíci +10

      "Ready to settle" and "destroyed" are two different things, fella...

    • @PNWGuitar
      @PNWGuitar Před 3 měsíci +1

      Funniest part tbh 😅

    • @popsvindaloo6151
      @popsvindaloo6151 Před 3 měsíci +4

      No thanks.

  • @poepplays4489
    @poepplays4489 Před 3 měsíci +203

    Some dad out there is just fucking dying inside.

    • @SUSANSCOTT-cl9my
      @SUSANSCOTT-cl9my Před 3 měsíci +14

      I dont think hes around or he doesnt care by the way Abby acts

    • @paybacksabitchFMJM
      @paybacksabitchFMJM Před 3 měsíci +11

      He left for a pack of cigarettes twenty years ago, and never came back. So don’t worry about this mythical “Dad” that was never a part of her youth.

    • @Nics-D-Ace
      @Nics-D-Ace Před 2 měsíci +3

      Enjoy the Internet prudes

    • @SUSANSCOTT-cl9my
      @SUSANSCOTT-cl9my Před 2 měsíci

      PRUDES cause we think getting fcked in every hole is a cry for help wow yeah NO@@Nics-D-Ace

  • @GM-so1nx
    @GM-so1nx Před 3 měsíci +130

    Remember fellas she wants to be respected in her future relationships 😂

  • @amalnarjis
    @amalnarjis Před 3 měsíci +162

    Get the rocks, abdul, get the rocks

  • @shawnsdr3406
    @shawnsdr3406 Před 3 měsíci +67

    Abbys for the Streets

    • @Jomarsu
      @Jomarsu Před 3 měsíci +4

      Yeah. African streets kkkkkkk

  • @Canio567
    @Canio567 Před 3 měsíci +18

    A story any girl should be really proud of. One to tell on her wedding day.

  • @omgfro
    @omgfro Před 3 měsíci +78

    Slim thick = she has to buy 2 airplane seats😂

    • @WholeWhiteBaby
      @WholeWhiteBaby Před 3 měsíci +3

      Its the airplane's fault! Gkrl Power!

    • @PearceVaughn
      @PearceVaughn Před 3 měsíci +9

      "slim thick" = built like Shane Gillis

    • @zyzzer
      @zyzzer Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@PearceVaughn😂

    • @mattlappin7202
      @mattlappin7202 Před 2 měsíci +8

      definitely a whale if 3 Africans is her only airtight story

    • @godzillagus8358
      @godzillagus8358 Před měsícem

      ​@@mattlappin7202😆🤣💀

  • @nicmad1784
    @nicmad1784 Před 2 měsíci +19

    I was her cab driver home the next morning. She just stared blankly out the window the whole time.

  • @infin1ty850
    @infin1ty850 Před 3 měsíci +36

    God damn. I believe Abby, but even if he's just putting out a bullshit story, she's an excellent storyteller.

  • @timpwhit
    @timpwhit Před 3 měsíci +26

    This has to be made into an animated short, like Bill Burr's Helicopter Story.

  • @awildrabbit1914
    @awildrabbit1914 Před 3 měsíci +31

    19 💀💀 what’s her relationship with her father like

  • @pneumike1
    @pneumike1 Před 3 měsíci +35

    Tom should fess up to christina about his sexual exploits as a soldier, I'm sure she'd forgive him because it's war man.

    • @Junkdrunk247
      @Junkdrunk247 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Haha oh man,if Falluja could talk😂😂😂

  • @headmondronary2127
    @headmondronary2127 Před 3 měsíci +22

    Someone guy will eventually pick-up the pieces.

  • @darthmarticusLFC
    @darthmarticusLFC Před 3 měsíci

    This was amazing, more questions needed!

  • @kenneysheppard7763
    @kenneysheppard7763 Před 3 měsíci +22

    Just imagine a pro team that could only pull one girl. Between all of them they are so underrated that no one else is interested. They can’t even get a second girl to join the party.

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD Před 3 měsíci +4

      Maybe they just wanted one dude. Chill out and let people have fun. Just imagine a salty dude on CZcams who's never been laid...

    • @scootaymildo1070
      @scootaymildo1070 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Footballers are always doing degenerate stuff like this. Stories like this are shockingly pretty common in the UK.

    • @darrenlee9237
      @darrenlee9237 Před 2 měsíci

      Benjamin Mendy was the most recent one.
      But when didn't famous footballers do stuff like this?
      Remember the excesses of George Best and Diego Maradona back in the day.
      Both tragically died prematurely

  • @evanwhite2680
    @evanwhite2680 Před 2 měsíci +5

    “Slim thick with a bob haircut”… yea we can all picture this 🐋

  • @asorsh3
    @asorsh3 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Dude has done this many many times before 😅 a true teammate

  • @blakedesmond
    @blakedesmond Před 3 měsíci +37

    Yikes. That’s a deal breaker for me. She’s lucky to be alive, honestly.

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD Před 3 měsíci +2

      Yeah because she even knows you exist lol

    • @blakedesmond
      @blakedesmond Před 3 měsíci

      What a dumb comment.

    • @goodolarchie
      @goodolarchie Před 3 měsíci

      @@EikottXD The deal was she doesn't fuck a bunch of Afrikaans, and he doesn't alert her to his existence. She broke the deal, now it's his move.

  • @RRPBJJ
    @RRPBJJ Před 3 měsíci +5

    Tom drops the ball not asking about her relationship with her dad...

  • @Legitzimo.
    @Legitzimo. Před 3 měsíci +2

    I was leaving the vod when Tom goes “do you have any more comparable stories” and as I go she said yes so I had to come back.

  • @patrickgray9650
    @patrickgray9650 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Most bucket lists consist of skydiving and seeing the pyramids. This girls bucket list is having a five some and sleeping with identical twins! 😂😂😂😂

  • @hgb0005
    @hgb0005 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Conjoined or regular? one of Christine's greatest lines ever

  • @JusWinBabyy
    @JusWinBabyy Před 2 měsíci +4

    Honestly just feel bad for her father

  • @minnesotatomcat
    @minnesotatomcat Před 3 měsíci +52

    That’s just fuckin gross.

  • @MaverickDE15
    @MaverickDE15 Před 3 měsíci +16

    why did they censor where the story takes place?

    • @DedicatedSpirit8
      @DedicatedSpirit8 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Probably so this girl's entire family doesn't know

    • @Tsumi_420
      @Tsumi_420 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@DedicatedSpirit8 they should lol

    • @darrenlee9237
      @darrenlee9237 Před 2 měsíci +4

      I have a feeling that it's to protect the "guilty".
      I have a feeling that the athlete in question plays for a very high-profile European football club.
      He might even have got her to agree to a gagging order (pardon the pun) and paid her a few pounds/Euros/dollars.
      Maybe there will be an all-expenses-paid rematch in Europe or the US at some point in the future!

    • @DedicatedSpirit8
      @DedicatedSpirit8 Před 2 měsíci

      @@darrenlee9237 🤣

  • @paybacksabitchFMJM
    @paybacksabitchFMJM Před 3 měsíci +4

    Her father must be so proud.

  • @irishwarlord100
    @irishwarlord100 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Great story to tell your children.

  • @JediMindTrix420
    @JediMindTrix420 Před 3 měsíci +8

    I think I remember this episode on How I met your Mother.

  • @ReferMadness
    @ReferMadness Před 3 měsíci +36

    I see a single mother with lots of cats in her future

    • @michaela6073
      @michaela6073 Před 3 měsíci

      Sounds more like a large dog lady

    • @mikey57262
      @mikey57262 Před 3 měsíci

      Dont forget about her kid who grows up to be an opioid addict

    • @theascendunt9960
      @theascendunt9960 Před 3 měsíci

      Nah, some poor sod is gonna wife her up and gonna pay for all this sadly.

  • @smashtoad
    @smashtoad Před 19 dny

    At 50 she'll be surrounded by seven cats, wondering why the only seemingly decent guy she can date looks like a giant cabbage patch doll and collects OG Transformer toys. She acts like she did a 360 windmill dunk from the foul line, but what she did was something every 19 year old woman on earth could do any day of the week. The impressive part is she didn't end up in a ditch on Dateline.

  • @alnotterbot5590
    @alnotterbot5590 Před 3 měsíci +4

    From Australia - love the shirt.

  • @BearLeeGiveashit
    @BearLeeGiveashit Před 2 měsíci +4

    Abby sounds like she's about 250

  • @cleancountershot3941
    @cleancountershot3941 Před 3 měsíci +11

    This chicks gotta be huge

    • @PearceVaughn
      @PearceVaughn Před 3 měsíci +3

      you can hear it. thats the funny part.

    • @Nics-D-Ace
      @Nics-D-Ace Před 2 měsíci +1

      And y'all gotta be small 🦐

    • @cleancountershot3941
      @cleancountershot3941 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@Nics-D-Ace ehh average

    • @PearceVaughn
      @PearceVaughn Před 2 měsíci

      @@Nics-D-Ace I'm not scared to let my teenis flag fly. Be quiet.

    • @PearceVaughn
      @PearceVaughn Před 2 měsíci

      @@Nics-D-Ace i will let my teenis flag fly.

  • @rooktheradical1
    @rooktheradical1 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I'd rather hear Christina rattle on about her scarred up taint....

  • @Dingus_Grease
    @Dingus_Grease Před 3 měsíci +5

    This is someone’s daughter

  • @XANDER.....
    @XANDER..... Před 3 měsíci +33

    Nice story but that she can still look in the mirror without being disgusted is a wonder….

    • @OberynTheRedViper
      @OberynTheRedViper Před 3 měsíci

      Why would she be disgusted? You're a prude.

    • @icecreamfan88
      @icecreamfan88 Před 3 měsíci

      Can’t imagine you’d say that to a dude who managed to pull three bitches at one time.

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles Před 3 měsíci

      What if a guy got with the same amount of women?

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@@Rosskles90% of these comments are haters who aren't happy with their own lives lol. I'm happy for Abby🤘🏻

    • @XANDER.....
      @XANDER..... Před 3 měsíci

      @@Rosskles same!!

  • @harrywade8079
    @harrywade8079 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Coming to America 3. The Airtight Pig

  • @chrissawyer7557
    @chrissawyer7557 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Throwing a hotdog down a hallway

  • @alankidwell22
    @alankidwell22 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Tragic

  • @thedoc8876
    @thedoc8876 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Christina living vicariously through her BBC hero, Abby.

  • @pathologicaldoubt
    @pathologicaldoubt Před 3 měsíci +2

    “NOW I BELIEVE YOUR STORY”

  • @pjk750
    @pjk750 Před 3 měsíci +3

    anyone find her online? You know everyone wants to know what she looks like.

  • @TheRyanBattle
    @TheRyanBattle Před 3 měsíci +17

    Noah, get the boat.
    Hate from Phoenix❤

  • @justinlundstrom8752
    @justinlundstrom8752 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Stern has to be feeling real old about now

  • @Eddie_fn_g
    @Eddie_fn_g Před 3 měsíci +16

    Holy shit. It’s the other Abby.

  • @crosswalklarry
    @crosswalklarry Před 3 měsíci +27

    Guaranteed she is a 🐄. I can tell by the voice.🙌

  • @Rob-yo5yb
    @Rob-yo5yb Před 3 měsíci +4

    When your daughter is a failure

  • @robertfeil1828
    @robertfeil1828 Před 3 měsíci +10

    This is hard to watch but hard to look away

  • @jam1870utube
    @jam1870utube Před 3 měsíci +1

    😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂This is so f*cking hilarious.

  • @songmanl1480
    @songmanl1480 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Sounds like the same girl that went airtight in the taxi.

  • @MOLTEN_IMP
    @MOLTEN_IMP Před 3 měsíci +6

    What a bummer

  • @philipbunney9445
    @philipbunney9445 Před 2 měsíci

    I heard a similar story except it was 5 guys in a motorsport team.

  • @SUSANSCOTT-cl9my
    @SUSANSCOTT-cl9my Před 3 měsíci +7

    how damaged do you need to be mentally to have this on your bucket list when the regret and disgust hits its going be bad wow just fcking yuck this aint funny its just sad , Abby needs real help

    • @Nics-D-Ace
      @Nics-D-Ace Před 2 měsíci +1

      Go back to church Grandma

  • @body_prison
    @body_prison Před měsícem

    6:47 Thought Tim was pretending to undo his belt lol

  • @brianfitzpatrick1215
    @brianfitzpatrick1215 Před 3 měsíci +1

    What a nice lady. Just a nurtrer, a giver, a kind loving soul. Bet she made them sammiches before she left.

  • @barrettpickett5603
    @barrettpickett5603 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Billy the goat walks in. Years later we out the twin Nero surgery doctors. Tinder is helping with these bucket list.

  • @simonsays525
    @simonsays525 Před 3 měsíci +5

    The greatest part of the story was the dude’s confident proposal.

  • @federicovelarde8113
    @federicovelarde8113 Před 2 měsíci

    Like Nate dogg said, “it ain’t no fun, if the homies can’t have none”

  • @alexandercolic405
    @alexandercolic405 Před 2 měsíci

    Hey! Good for her!

  • @kb5509
    @kb5509 Před 3 měsíci +4

    A true patriot. She must have been in northern England. Newcastle or Manchester im guessing.

  • @Frank-pp9iy
    @Frank-pp9iy Před 3 měsíci +48

    Abby is so gross

    • @anthonyvallarino
      @anthonyvallarino Před 3 měsíci

      Agree. No one wants to end up with a wanna be amateur porn star. Gross.

    • @CoolWh1pp
      @CoolWh1pp Před 2 měsíci

      This is what happens when men GIVE them rights they didn't earn. Men must oppress women to prevent their chaotic energy from destroying themselves and society at large. Plus it's embarrassing to hear how proud she is..

  • @ngz1123
    @ngz1123 Před měsícem

    “I have a few stories that are pretty damn close” fathers be good to your daughters

  • @paddyspub7225
    @paddyspub7225 Před 3 měsíci +3

    respect to Abby, was champ back in college and still is a legend

  • @davidlarue5713
    @davidlarue5713 Před 3 měsíci

    Is her last name "Normal"?

  • @Josh-zw9bj
    @Josh-zw9bj Před 3 měsíci +5

    i listened to this with my pants off

  • @Alienbreed2010
    @Alienbreed2010 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Must be in England

  • @TheCreativeWish
    @TheCreativeWish Před 2 měsíci +2

    TOM THAT IMPERSONATIONS wild

  • @maximeanselot3007
    @maximeanselot3007 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Lol I really thought that story was fake

  • @killacam2644
    @killacam2644 Před 3 měsíci

    Who got the @

  • @xavier7666
    @xavier7666 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Every accent Tom does is Spanish.

  • @Mushruums
    @Mushruums Před 3 měsíci +1

    I misread the title as “Airtight Baby”.

  • @jtmcnasty
    @jtmcnasty Před 3 měsíci +1

    The 4th guy !?!?

  • @tomblaze2
    @tomblaze2 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I have to invite her over for a party 😮🎉

  • @mattmedellin787
    @mattmedellin787 Před 2 měsíci

    Identical twin here, one twin is always bigger. The egg divides unevenly. Nature bro😎

  • @Mobius_Mustache
    @Mobius_Mustache Před 3 měsíci

    I'm honestly pretty appalled. Amazed, this is also a thing.

  • @piercepluenneke7438
    @piercepluenneke7438 Před měsícem

    Dad must be very proud

  • @Yvdouvli
    @Yvdouvli Před 2 měsíci +3

    2 years from now she will magically remember she was SAed by these guys.

  • @ErnestoMoboJr.
    @ErnestoMoboJr. Před 2 měsíci

    Her name is not Abby. She's Molly Woods.

  • @theginjaninja6885
    @theginjaninja6885 Před 3 měsíci

    What a gal.

  • @Boochi-Do
    @Boochi-Do Před 3 měsíci +1

    Save your air tights for someone's special Jean's

  • @triptepper
    @triptepper Před 3 měsíci

    This is the greatest segment in the history of YMH. I'm dying laughing.

    • @PearceVaughn
      @PearceVaughn Před 3 měsíci

      You need to educate yourself on the oldschool YMH lore of "The Cincinnati Fart".

  • @eldcool3290
    @eldcool3290 Před 3 měsíci

    Just like dear old mom

  • @mr.wildcat405
    @mr.wildcat405 Před 3 měsíci

    Keeping the sorority game strong.

  • @BumAssGolfer
    @BumAssGolfer Před 3 měsíci +1

    Sounds like Drew Barrymore.

  • @ColoRADbro420
    @ColoRADbro420 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Sounds like a fake story to get on the show. If real, it’s just really whorish but to each their own 🤷🏻

  • @RippyClippy
    @RippyClippy Před 3 měsíci

    What a grandma voice

  • @BermyBrotha
    @BermyBrotha Před 3 měsíci +3

    Fake story.

  • @unluckyschmoe4590
    @unluckyschmoe4590 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Different Abby

  • @RandyWatson80
    @RandyWatson80 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Haram

  • @Kenpachi_White707
    @Kenpachi_White707 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Man I’m really trying to be like “yeah girl!!” But…dad left to really…right?

    • @socksmccox1025
      @socksmccox1025 Před 3 měsíci +3

      What???? Is there a typo in this comment?

    • @Kenpachi_White707
      @Kenpachi_White707 Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@socksmccox1025 translation: I wish to be in support of this promiscuous woman, but something about this behavior is off-putting, leading me to believe the male figure in her life left too early.

    • @socksmccox1025
      @socksmccox1025 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Kenpachi_White707 got it 👍

    • @christinathein951
      @christinathein951 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Kenpachi_White707☠️

  • @stephenbaxter5804
    @stephenbaxter5804 Před měsícem

    Jeremy and Jermaine Hogstrom? They're twin doctors that look like they'd be down for Airtight Abby

  • @brianyaniro5086
    @brianyaniro5086 Před 3 měsíci

    11:57 "No shit" That's the goal!

  • @RoastedBrisket
    @RoastedBrisket Před 3 měsíci

    That story about the twins has to either be bullshit or those twins saw Dead Ringers and thought they could try their luck too. Neurology was close enough I guess lol

  • @jakeworks7813
    @jakeworks7813 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Interview Papa Meat

    • @PearceVaughn
      @PearceVaughn Před 3 měsíci +1

      Hunter is too good for YMH. Their studio could never put out the same level of quality as a MeatCanyon animation.

  • @user-ye5ki7nf1r
    @user-ye5ki7nf1r Před 2 měsíci

    is it just me or does Abby sound like she might be a heavy? i’ve smashed my fair share and this is about what they sound like

  • @joeydayton8116
    @joeydayton8116 Před 2 měsíci

    I’m going to raise my son in a way that he avoids these “Abby” girls.

  • @MrMelon247
    @MrMelon247 Před 2 měsíci

    Wait… I think I know who this is lmao. The voice is tipping me off to someone I used to work with lol.
    Her name isn’t Abby.

  • @Space_Cowboi
    @Space_Cowboi Před 2 měsíci

    Ok, can the asteroid just take us out now?

    • @Nics-D-Ace
      @Nics-D-Ace Před 2 měsíci +1

      "sex make beta want die "

    • @Psilocybin77
      @Psilocybin77 Před měsícem

      @@Nics-D-Ace "Words make dumb dude, stupider"

  • @jasonwardell7472
    @jasonwardell7472 Před 3 měsíci +6

    We all know an Abby , hahaha

  • @TBIRD0625
    @TBIRD0625 Před 2 měsíci

    Name a more classic duo than black men and large white women 😂