5:41 Are we not going to talk about the bathroom carpet, Mark? I mean really. The scariest part of this movie is wondering how often that carpet actually gets cleaned. Imagine the smell.
God thank you Mark. It means so much to me that you’ve kept this show going for so many years. I’ve been subscribed since maybe 2015 and you never fail to entertain.
Kudos to you Mark for doing the "Drinking Blood Out of Individual Cups" skit without showing signs of being nauseous or disgusted or anything like that! Handled it like a true professional! 🤘
As always, a super entertaining and hilarious review. I have to admit I was actually surprised when it turned out that Roger had shot his mom thinking it was Tommy - I thought it was a pretty clever twist for such a cheeseball movie! And as Mark said, Gregory Scott Cummins was indeed in his early 30's when he made this, which can be considered kind of late for a film debut. Interestingly, though, and unlike most actors who started their careers in this type of direct-to-video stuff, he actually went on to have a pretty steady career: he's currently only 56, has never been out of work, has worked with some pretty big stars, and has 90 credits under his belt between TV and movie work!
Cult: Alright, we took your advice and implemented the cup system. But we still need to drink in order, so who goes first? Mark: Well, I am holding the "Han shot first" glass
Mark is the best remedy ever when you're feeling down, he's come a long way from his Ice Cream truck armed robbery meth incident I'm very proud of that boy.
Was that a Han Solo glass in your hand? Your writing and comic timing are excellent. I know it’s a stretch between videos but it’s well worth the wait if this is the level of quality we get from every video.
Red Letter Media reviewed this stinker too. I can't determine whose review I enjoyed more. I love Mark's sarcasm and the way he injects himself into the scene, asking the cast funny questions.
9:03 "Ain't you the goody-two-shoes, since they gave you them guns." I had to REALLY listen, and re-listen, over and over, to parse that out, lol. :D edit: Also, at the end, it looks like the grandpa does the satanic vulcan mind meld, with Roger, and either possessing him, or corrupting him...something like that. And, you're going to ruin a perfectly good Star Wars glass, with goats blood? Really, Mark?
hi mark ! i just wanted to say me and my boyfriend love watching your vids together. its currently monday morning here so i have to wait all day for him to get home to watch this one... aarrrgh ! also it cures my depression every time you say "welcome back TO the show" thanks for being awesome dude :D
For a moment there, I thought Taffy Lewis was speaking Barbara Billingsley's version of Jive: _"Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side."_
that music video is basically the standard by which my friend and I judge movie soundtracks. "Wow, this music really rocks" "Yeah, but it's no Devil's Son"
Thanks for this! As the cinematographer on Hack-O-Lantern (except for the music video and standup comedy act scenes, which were cheaply and carelessly shot at a later time to extend the movie's running time), I can relate several highly amusing stories about the making of the film.
I have watched these for so long, that I have to do the "TO! the show" every time. Its so bad that anytime someone says "welcome back" I have to finish it in my head for fear of confusing others.
The best brine for soaking pumpkin seeds in before baking is mixing a quarter cup of salt and a quarter cup of garlic powder in a gallon of warm water. Then soak the seeds for two nights, lay them out on a towel to dry over night. Heat the oven to 400 degrees, spray the seeds with olive oil food release, spread them on a cookie sheet so they are not over lapping but makes a single layer of seeds. Sprinkle them with salt, bake until golden brown and flip them over to bake the other side evenly. Makes an incredibly good snack!!!
Great choice! I love the very strange combination of Satanic-Panic with dirty exploitation. Though For a movie with such implied violence in it there is scant actual gore on camera. Such a strange set of contrasts in this movie. I'll add that Grandpa consistently signing I Love You as his devil magic was adorable.
Hack-o-Lantern is a stupidly great film. Pumkin seeds are not only delicious but they're also good for expelling internal parasites such as round worms, they paralyse them or something and you poop them out.
Mark happy you're still going strong. You're one of the very very few channels I have watched every single video on the channel, and always looking forward to the next release year after year. Love your stuff man
We use pumpkin seeds to make a special soup in Nigeria. it's called Egusi. it's prepared by grinding the baked pumpkin seeds and frying it in palm oil or vegetable oil. Then add meat stock or fish stock to it. it's great!
Oh yes the cassette Walkman now you tell youngsters what that is and they'll just look at you like you're crazy. Not believing a electronic device ever existed where you couldn't send emails or texts.
Omg! I searched your channel last night cuz I remembered it had been a little while since your last one! I'm so excited to watch this! (CZcams JUST notified me of its existence)
Oh my god I remember watching this movie about a year ago and I've wanted to find it again ever since but couldn't remember the name. Thank you Mark, you've done it again!
Mike Meyers as Jim Varney as Mike Meyers is the greatest description of that dude possible and I can't get it out of my head.
I think it's more Oliver Reed as Mike Myers as Jim Varney as Mike Myers. But that's just me. Maybe it's his hair?
You knockin' grandpa? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want soup so bad right now
"I like my privacy. Specially if I am doing something demonic". Same, Mark, Same.
Demonic fapping 🤣
To many ,
😈🤘
Here, here!
And weren’t we always told how demonic touching ourselves was…I demonic all the time!
5:41 Are we not going to talk about the bathroom carpet, Mark? I mean really. The scariest part of this movie is wondering how often that carpet actually gets cleaned. Imagine the smell.
Smells like freedom
Growing up my aunt had one of those carpeted toilet covers and it grossed me out so bad.
I have 2 bathroom rugs, carpets. I wash them 1x per mo. ✔️ ....
I'm 47. Decor, cigars, cigarettes, bourbon, MTV, VH-1, wood veneer, and VHS is .... shit I lost track.........🤪
"You haven't thought of the smell, YOU BITCH!" Sorry, Mark had to mention IASIP and that scene popped into my head.
9:07- Mark leaning in just to give a confused glare at Grandpa made me snort-laugh.
8:59 Edgar Wright would be proud of you looking into the car totally confused at grandpa's gibberish. Gave me a good laugh
Yeah I lost my shit over that. Also, how and why did you travel a day back in time just to post a mundane comment????
9:02 is around when it happens.
Also I think he is saying ain't you a goody-two shoes since they gave you them guns.
Oh hi Mark. I just love all your videos and watch them over and over. You are freaking hilarious.
I literally watch his Neil Breen videos constantly. They are so funny.
@@Not_Always Check out SpaceIce. He's got one of the best Neil Breen vids.
I don't know he seems like he might be a Canadian guy who smokes marijuana. Aka sus 😳
ha ha what a story gueyhoo
@@Tanya-nw7cs Anyway, how's your sex life?
That putting yourself in the movie thing is hilarious. Keep being awesome Mark.
,,We need to talk about how wierd you are" gave me a good shuckle.
*Grandpa:* "Well, ain't you a goodie-two-shoes _...shmngnff..._ those guns."
*Mark:* _Leans in to shot_
*Me:* dead xD
God thank you Mark. It means so much to me that you’ve kept this show going for so many years. I’ve been subscribed since maybe 2015 and you never fail to entertain.
2012 for me haha.
2010 for mw
Completely freaking out that that was Mac’s dad. Had to rewind it to watch it a few times because I was basically awestruck.
"Don't, come back here... without anything up those asses! Okay?"
If you have a sister, throwing pumpkin guts is justified. We are now in our 40's...I still stand by my actions. Lol ❤
maybe it’s from years of bartending, but I understand Grandpa perfectly😅🎃
😂😂😂
Kudos to you Mark for doing the "Drinking Blood Out of Individual Cups" skit without showing signs of being nauseous or disgusted or anything like that! Handled it like a true professional! 🤘
As always, a super entertaining and hilarious review. I have to admit I was actually surprised when it turned out that Roger had shot his mom thinking it was Tommy - I thought it was a pretty clever twist for such a cheeseball movie!
And as Mark said, Gregory Scott Cummins was indeed in his early 30's when he made this, which can be considered kind of late for a film debut. Interestingly, though, and unlike most actors who started their careers in this type of direct-to-video stuff, he actually went on to have a pretty steady career: he's currently only 56, has never been out of work, has worked with some pretty big stars, and has 90 credits under his belt between TV and movie work!
I mean... When you start with this, it can only go up right? 😉🤣
@@abhishekparmar6702 True, lol! 🤣
i shouldn't've read your comment before getting to that scene.
Your cut ins can be hit or miss but when you popped in behind the cop with the confused look, I died
Mark’s interactions in the movies just continue to get better. Keep ‘em coming dude.
Cult: Alright, we took your advice and implemented the cup system. But we still need to drink in order, so who goes first?
Mark: Well, I am holding the "Han shot first" glass
Dude, I'm so grateful to see a new video from you! I'm sick and miserable with the flu, but this will make my day at least more bearable!
Mark is the best remedy ever when you're feeling down, he's come a long way from his Ice Cream truck armed robbery meth incident I'm very proud of that boy.
Covid
I love that Mark's individual cultist glass has Han Solo on it.
My biggest objection to the shared cup in the annual sacrifice is that *somebody* is always getting chapstick and lipstick on the goblet.
Blood and guts is one thing - but lipstick on my goblet? He'll no.
@@dianaberlin4767 who the hell are they wearing it for?!
Seriously, just wait to put it on for the post-sacrifice orgy. (Men included)
16:36 Surprised you didn't mention that the "blood splatter" on the door literally just looks like the actor is squeezing a ketchup bottle.
Catsup*
And the 'blood' hit the door before he was shot.
I hope you never run out of movies cuase I love these.
He won't there are literally thousands of these off beat films made
The real horror of the spider loofah scene is the carpeted bathroom
Was that a Han Solo glass in your hand? Your writing and comic timing are excellent. I know it’s a stretch between videos but it’s well worth the wait if this is the level of quality we get from every video.
Granpa seems to have been a legend, he was in Blade Runner and Dolemite.
He was the Mayor in Dolemite. Which...imagine auditioning for Rudy Ray Moore.
@@robotrix Well, seems that he didn´t hear "b... are you for real!?".
This is why I enjoy Mark's videos so much. He sprinkles it with practical life advice for the young ones.
The green screen skits are my favorite part! Keep em coming, Mark
9:09 - That reaction shot is priceless.😄
One of a very select few CZcamsrs that I like the video before watching due to excitement, and always end up wishing I could like again at the end 👏
As bad as it is, it really is a great movie to watch on Halloween. Ernest Scared Stupid is my all time fav Halloween movie tho.
I never realized how much I missed you Mark, until you upload again...
Red Letter Media reviewed this stinker too. I can't determine whose review I enjoyed more. I love Mark's sarcasm and the way he injects himself into the scene, asking the cast funny questions.
9:03 "Ain't you the goody-two-shoes, since they gave you them guns." I had to REALLY listen, and re-listen, over and over, to parse that out, lol. :D
edit: Also, at the end, it looks like the grandpa does the satanic vulcan mind meld, with Roger, and either possessing him, or corrupting him...something like that. And, you're going to ruin a perfectly good Star Wars glass, with goats blood? Really, Mark?
I guess I should be worried that I understood him the first time.
When you popped up on the screen to look at "Grandpa" because you had no idea what he said, made me LOL 😄
Thank the Lord you're back, Mark. I was starting to get withdrawal symptoms.
Just shoot up some heroin and the withdrawals will stop.
hi mark ! i just wanted to say me and my boyfriend love watching your vids together. its currently monday morning here so i have to wait all day for him to get home to watch this one... aarrrgh ! also it cures my depression every time you say "welcome back TO the show" thanks for being awesome dude :D
Dang Mark, not only are you entertaining us but you are giving us snack ideas!
Why does that closet shrine reminds me of the shrine to Arnold that Helga has in her closet.
Mark never fails to be hilarious with his deadpan comments.
Proud to be a Patreon supporter
8:59 "Ain't you a goodie two shoes since they gave you them guns."
actually Grandpa doing the ILY sign is almost more terrifying then if he did the actual devil horns haha
Mark always makes my day with his videos. Last one in particular I really needed because I had to deal with terrible news.
Stay strong 👍🏿
@@blackismyfavoritecolor869Thank you!
For a moment there, I thought Taffy Lewis was speaking Barbara Billingsley's version of Jive: _"Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side."_
So happy you put up a new one Mark! So excited to see your review of this!
I'm glad to see you upgraded. This cult finally gave you a hood.
Grandpa (Hy Pyke) does a memorable scene, but short, in Blade Runner.
Somehow this gem evaded me. It looks spectacular🎃✨
I actually like this movie
Yeah this is worse than Hotel Hell.
The addition of your questioning look when Grandpa was speaking gibberish was hilarious!
that music video is basically the standard by which my friend and I judge movie soundtracks. "Wow, this music really rocks" "Yeah, but it's no Devil's Son"
Waiting for you to rip on Halloween Ends like you did with Kills last year.
That cultist cup edit was pretty funny
"Welcome back TOOOOO the show!" Probably my favorite intro these days.
I laughed for a full minute about the $55 bill part
I laughed so hard 😂 when he said, "It 's your death, treat yourself"....I was Done.....LOL
I think in that amazing incomprehensible tongue twister of a line Grandpa says "Well ain't you a goody-two-shoes since somebody gave you them guns."
Thanks for this! As the cinematographer on Hack-O-Lantern (except for the music video and standup comedy act scenes, which were cheaply and carelessly shot at a later time to extend the movie's running time), I can relate several highly amusing stories about the making of the film.
Perfect Birthday presents. Thanks Mark.
Happy Birthday 🥰🥳
I have watched these for so long, that I have to do the "TO! the show" every time. Its so bad that anytime someone says "welcome back" I have to finish it in my head for fear of confusing others.
The joke about sharing the cup of goat blood was pretty funny lol
Mark I totally bake my pumpkin seeds. Everyone else thinks I’m crazy
You can do garlic with salt, or cinnamon with sugar. What's not to like?
Glad to see Mark got the hood he was asking for in Champagne and Bullets.
The old guy actually says " ain't you a goody two shoes since they gave you them guns".
The best brine for soaking pumpkin seeds in before baking is mixing a quarter cup of salt and a quarter cup of garlic powder in a gallon of warm water. Then soak the seeds for two nights, lay them out on a towel to dry over night. Heat the oven to 400 degrees, spray the seeds with olive oil food release, spread them on a cookie sheet so they are not over lapping but makes a single layer of seeds. Sprinkle them with salt, bake until golden brown and flip them over to bake the other side evenly. Makes an incredibly good snack!!!
Hack O Lantern: Entertaining!
Mark talking about Hack O Lantern: Even Better!!
Your videos never disappoint. Thanks for all the enjoyment!
Great choice! I love the very strange combination of Satanic-Panic with dirty exploitation. Though For a movie with such implied violence in it there is scant actual gore on camera. Such a strange set of contrasts in this movie. I'll add that Grandpa consistently signing I Love You as his devil magic was adorable.
Amusing to find out the guy is Mac's dad given the sleeveless attire in the very next clip.
My days 😂 the subtles made me laugh. It’s almost he forgot his lines and tried to style it out.
Mark always makes my day better. Rock on Mark
9:03 “ain’t you the goody two shoes since they gave you them guns” .....I think lol
I think Roger wants to arrest Grandpa but the local police department doesn't have enough money to pay an interpreter.
01:58 *It was at this exact moment that the greatest Alternative Rock band of all time realized what to name themselves*
Mark, you’ve convinced me. I have to see this movie now.😂🎃
shout out to that drummer dude. he was NOT going to phone it in!
9:03 he clearly says 'Ain't you thegoodytwoshoessincetheygaveyouthem gunnnnnssss'
Grandpa sounds like he's trying trying to imitate Ernest P. Worrell.
I blast that Devil's Son song in my car all the time. 😂
I unironically love that song
@@seanpoulton2446 Me too! It's like.....Satan Jett Benatar
@@Spike_Junior That’s probably why I like it so much. Both those artists are in my top 10 female singers (Siouxsie Sioux being my favorite)
Baked pumpkin seeds are amazing. We make our own spice mixes, like ranch, or brown sugar, I dunno, the pumpkin seeds taste so good it doesn't matter.
Two weeks sick with covid helped me find you. Love these!!
Hack-o-Lantern is a stupidly great film.
Pumkin seeds are not only delicious but they're also good for expelling internal parasites such as round worms, they paralyse them or something and you poop them out.
Good to know Grampa, I'll try it.
@@dos3622 I once discarded a smallish tapeworm after eating pumpkin seeds.
@@grampawud I'll remember to check my ass for worms this Halloween.
I'm looking forward TO watching this movie review of 'Hack-O-Lantern'. :)
"Aint you a goody two-shoes since they gave you them guns"
Mark happy you're still going strong. You're one of the very very few channels I have watched every single video on the channel, and always looking forward to the next release year after year. Love your stuff man
When Granpa said "ainchoonegootooshooh[????]demguns" I really felt that.
Best way to start my day. Hell yea, Mark! See you at 7
😂😆 🛁🧽
We use pumpkin seeds to make a special soup in Nigeria.
it's called Egusi.
it's prepared by grinding the baked pumpkin seeds and frying it in palm oil or vegetable oil. Then add meat stock or fish stock to it. it's great!
I love the end music. Don't ever change it Mark.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Oh yes the cassette Walkman now you tell youngsters what that is and they'll just look at you like you're crazy. Not believing a electronic device ever existed where you couldn't send emails or texts.
Welcome back, man! Hope you're doing well. Great review as always.
Easily one of your best Mark!
These brighten my day!
9:09 got me. Don't even need words for that edit to be great
Grandpa debuted the Palpatine voice
"errmm, do we have any chocholate goat's blood??"
I wouldn't be surprised if the grandpa was the inspiration for Farmer Fran from The Waterboy.
Honestly, kid's reaction to blood is relatable. Surely I'm not the only one who drank own's blood sometimes as a kid pretending to be a vampire?
Its incredible that these movies always play the entire song when there's an interlude
Maybe the grandpa was talking jive and needed Mrs. Cleaver to translate
Omg! I searched your channel last night cuz I remembered it had been a little while since your last one! I'm so excited to watch this! (CZcams JUST notified me of its existence)
Oh my god I remember watching this movie about a year ago and I've wanted to find it again ever since but couldn't remember the name. Thank you Mark, you've done it again!