This Is Why I'm Not Allowed To Decorate
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- čas přidán 23. 12. 2018
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I stopped watching Peter Sripol to watch this.
Ryan Mickelwait bruh
@@PeterSripol I'll go back and watch it.
@@PeterSripol both excellent vids and such a holiday treat :)
See I did the opposite
Ryan Mickelwait same
"Why don't you have your own CZcams channel, Chelsea?"
"I don't know how"
I mean neither does William but he doesn't let that stop him.
Nice
No cos it will be abt cleaning up after will
Every video:
«how to take care of a 30 year old toddler»
Update: Since this video, Caretaker has started a youtube channel. It's linked in the description. Go check it out!
Literally the only person that ive seen "Accidentally" Vape.
Genius
Second hand smoke taken to a new level
Or second hand vape I guess
He removed the vape liquid when he added vegetable glycerin. He is fine (I think)
@@corb805 vegetable glycerin is vape liquid...
@@DrSmileyFace18 he said that it is used as an artificial sweetener.
@@corb805 but it's also the main ingredient of vape liquid along with propylene glycol
"I teach 5th grade and William has the same maturity and mental capacity as a 5th grader"
As a former 5th grader, I am genuinely insulted
Noah Hastings everyone was a former 5th grader
@@dzorua151 well, that's kinda the joke
@@dzorua151 Woooosh
Dzorua not everyone
I bet that at least one third grader is going to come along and say not everyone, I'm in third grade
this video is a perfect example of why Chelsey puts up with William's shenanigans. because she finds them funny, and loves the man.
hippie.wannabe they’re together romantically?
McKayla Brooks. If you check the gofundme that was made after their house burned down it says they are married.
@@ghornisbae1653 I guess she just doesn't have a choice.
/s
@@cynicap8584 She looked at Michael and realised she has it way better.
@@Chuito12PR There is a saying that goes: "opposites attract".
the amount of house-on-fire jokes on this channel is staggering. even _before_ his house burned down lol
Coincidente?
*I THINK NOT*
Looks like we have future tellers...
666 likes... Please no one else like the comment
It is like a voodoo doll, but a house
Anomalocaria Isn’t it ironic how he does all these projects don’t make his house catch on fire but California’s wind and dryness creates the fire
"Reminds me of our old house"
*Too soon face*
1k with 1 comment
2+ comments stupid
Will : "just one quick question, why the long face?"
Horse : "*smacks lips*"
Boneless Sauce, seems like everyone who gets on the news
@@saintjammy seems like it
"Dear William, I wrote you but you still ain't calling..."
- Eli
Exactly what I was thinking
Eli's gonna drive off a bridge in a remote control shopping cart
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
Emminem intensifies
@Miguel Ángel that comment made me chuckle
Just ordered my shirt bro!
Now maybe you'll love me😳
HAHA now I know where you live
lol
Bobbyy!!!
@@williamosman Is that a threat ?
Bobby Duke Arts AYYYYYYY You are cool and I like your vid’s I usually wouldn’t like the kind of videos you make Because I would get bored quick but because you joke around a lot I like watching the whole thing
You literally made an ornament of your old house burning down.... lmao
"What kind of engineer are you?"
"A bad one"
Dang.....I'm gonna use that.
Have you ever had a chance to use this?
that shriek when he accidentally inhaled vape was pure gold
Wooooo, my Laser cut Beeeeeeeees lixie display was finally unboxed! Glad I packed it so well. I'm happy you like it. :-) Merry Christmas!
Daniel Gliebe yo that is a nice display! Congrats on getting the laser cutter up and running as well.
That’s awesome dude! One of my friends are obsessed with the vintage Lixie displays rn so when I saw it I got so excited! It looks super cool, kudos!
just want to say that it is really nicely done and looks really pretty! good job
Nice👌
That's an excellent lixie display! 👍
I love that Cameraman John tucks Ding Ding in.
Queequeg i was about to click away from the video, but then i saw this comment and now i have to keep watching
wupsje1 this was my exact experience
*william accidentally hits the vape*
William: wOW whAT Is HApPenInG?
I love your profile pic bro
@@mikelmikel1834 yes
@@0derguy466 schizophrenia
William: "You know what this reminds me of? Our old house!"
Chelsea: *'Nam Flashbacks*
i love that william always jokes about his own house being burnt down.
hes probably laughing through the pain and is very upset and stressed about it
@@duskpede5146 Most of the time it is the easier way to deal with things
@@elvis_mello yeah, many people get actually angry, if someone can laugh at and joke about their own misery. everyone deals with pain in a different way, and what are you supposed to do? like not joking about it would change anything ^^
Chris aka Schulbus couldn’t have said it better
Forshadowing
You took the phattest vape rip I've ever seen without coughing and didn't even mean to.
I like when he put it in his hair after
Fr tho
Lovely pussy sticks
You haven’t seen very many people vape, huh?
Probably didn’t have nicotine. Vapes don’t make you cough for shit. They’re for pussies that wanna look cool
Can we just appreciate that johns stocking is just a sock. Lol
Pluto 😂
Are you pluto the planet
@@kingcallaghan1011 pluto aint a planet anymore 😔
@@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx oops
Daniel Czeczot hey! that’s *my* line!
"Because school won't teach you how to make things"
.. sitting next t o a teacher.
Did that teacher ever teach you how to make things?
@@FireheadLazzo op is referring to chelsea
@@senza4591 teachers dont teach you how to burn down your home
Yeah as someone who's going to engineering school themselves, I can confirm that this is true. You don't learn how to make things. And as someone who loves to work and make things, this is really horrible for me because I'm REALLY not a theory person. School/University sucks.
But it's true. School only gives you the tools (math, reading, writing). The drive to actually make stuff you have to find all by yourself ...
Gary Gary Gary is the #1 unbiased news reporter for pew news
@@Gabriel-ej9ed gloria doesnt do on site reporting
@@Gabriel-ej9ed She's an Anchor, not a reporter
Gabriel the Angel is an angry elf
Need to post this on pewds reddit so he can see in in a lwaiy and get Gary Gary Gary to report
William holding up the gay inside shirt so happy and proud until he saw what it said was the best part of my Christmas
14:38 those sound like security questions, favorite video game, b-day, pets.
"I love this cord, its called the danger cord. Do you know why i call it the danger cord?"
"Cuz its dangerous?"
"Yeah....."
Yeah, i saw the video, why do anyone need your quotation
Love videos with caretaker. That is excellent engineering advice. Build stuff. #1 thing I’d recommend too. School teaches mostly theory and little application.
I completely agree man
I don't really get the joke. Why is she called caretaker
@@Some-zh1we Honestly, I've been watching for a year and haven't gotten a conclusive answer as to whether he legitimately needs a caretaker, or if she's like his girlfriend or something.
@@CJBurkey She's wearing what looks like at least an engagement ring, so they're likely engaged or I don't see her band and for some reason he doesn't wear a ring.
Caretaker, because she's always a little.. ambivalent to vehemently irritated, and sorta considered the "only adult around".
CJ Burkey they are Married
“Hi I’d like to buy a cheap vape”
Added to the list of things I never though I’d hear william say 😂
The house decoration looked like a meth lab
10:17 When he changes his voice as soon as she looks over 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Just jump already" lol.
@Kacper 89 very smooth channel advertising
@Kacper Box atleast you post more than most youtubers
Caretaker needs to be in more videos, she is awesome
is she his gf, wife, or literally his care taker
wife
9:07 is probably the most innocent thing I’ve ever seen
13:09 - Is that cameraman John wheezing at the sight of that tshirt?
Yes
Yes
Yes
on today's episode, William Osman vapes vegetable glycerin.
I wonder if you can vape vegetable oil
@@RogueRen H- have you tried that?
"you know what this reminds me of?
our old house!"
hah... am I allowed to laugh? lol.
9:24 I just love carataker's snort laugh.
0:48
Awww how sweet, they're even making the same face.
Nice try caretaker, we all know Wyoming doesn’t exist
Nice to see another truth-seeker here
Feels great to know where I live is nonexistent (I actually live in Wyoming)
@@a1yk_ no you don't, it's impossible. We all know the land of wyoming is a place of make believe
@@The_Bizzler I was on I-25 and saw a sign that read "WYOMING." I was immediately thrown into nothingness and am now happier than ever to be alive.
An old indian word that means "no state here"
When’s your birthday?
“Well, it was the day I was born”
-William Osman2018
Written in 2019
imagine how good it must feel for whoever painted that painting to see william put it up on the wall.
Gloria Borger
Poppy Harlow
OopsieDoopsie
Gary Gary Gary
@Iida Isotalus no one likes her
Mary Ham
@Iida Isotalus NO ONE LIKES HER!
@@santeuy Mary ham
Poppy Gloria?
10:01 you better turn that off while you sleep or you're going to have to make a second my house burned down video
That inbred cat painting was actually impressively well done! I love how weird the world is!
I used to work @ a horse stable. Used to ask them a lot "why the long face".
When you asked the horse I busted out laughing. The joke that never gets old for me.
I wish I could take my cat for a walk, also I really want that backpack
If you have patience and your cat has an outgoing personality then it's not actually that hard to teach them. Also helps if your cat likes treats because it's important to reward them a bunch as they're getting used to the harness and leash.
*Mobile cat prison
@@kaleidostar88 it would also be helpful if my cat wasn't 11 years old
*THIS is why you should be allowed to decorate
Oooo you liked your own comment
I didn't know you watch him
AHHHHH
Dank Memes he watches everybody.
WHO ARE YOU
13:36
I’m pretty sure that was a package that William ordered from China and forgot about it cause it takes so long to deliver
The highfive at 9:42 is the kind of energy I want in my future relationships
It would be pretty ironic if Will doesn't keep the tank filled, and the mod overheats, and the ornament burns down the house.
At what point does William just turn into an accidental arsonist
Can we do a q and a for camera man John?
This!
All answers are non-sign-language hand gestures, and somehow completely informative despite the drawbacks of that style of communication.
First question. What is your favourite inanimate object to pet?
👍
You have a costume for him now!
Caretaker can't stop smiling when William reads the letters, shes proud of him :) wholesome af
8:54
William: Do you know what this reminds me of. OUR OLD HOUSE!
All hail ding ding
god is dead and we have killed him
@@austinwallick8744 -Harambe
@@austinwallick8744 you can't have this poster
The way Caretaker comforts William as the roof fell off by saying "Look we can hot glue it back on!" is great
9:03 William becomes the first person to accidentally vape.
Dude.... my caretaker and i just laughed ourselves to tears when you was... smelling the vape....
man that smoking house just in the background the whole second half of the video killed me
Never clicked a notification so fast in my life. William Osman holiday specials are the best.
Ikr
I expected that he: burned his gingerbread house down, burned a birdhouse down or anything similar.
“JUST JUMP ALREADY”
- random guy
0:09
william osman is the family friendly version of michael reeves
Y e s .
you should make a humidity activated food catapult, so when the sensor detects saliva it lobs a drumstick at you
I don't think it works that way... Instead you could have it activated through voice activation or something.
Did you get those bees I sent you?
_ Drake Yes, but he waited so long to open them they all died
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 WOW THATS ALOT OF dead BEES
just keep watching -_-
Yes those knitted bees, he ddi but it was in a video before this. i cant remember which video exactly.
OMG i love everyone in williams little comunity so much they all seem like genuinely amazing and fun people and i hope them all a wonderful life.
I thought the title of this vid was "This Is Why I'm Not Allowed a Doctorate" xDD
Honestly why are you allowed to do anything
Merry Christmas Will
kill will
@Kacper 89 another point for Kacper with the smooth advertising, but not as smooth as last time
*BREAD CAT* is a holy entity to the Christmas holiday
Are the questions asked in the letter @14:33 a phishing attempt???
Best engineering advice i ever heard. I'm graduating with my undergraduate in mechanical engineering in a week and have been frustrated with the lack of hands on engineering during school. Keep up the awesome videos!
"The special"? is that Williams title?
w i l l i a m t h e s p e c i a l
He’s the Special, just like in the LEGO Movie!
Please more videos with caretaker! Maybe combine her with Michael.
Thats probably a bad idea. I dont think she likes him
William invents a teleporter like in The Fly and combines Chelsea and Michael
I started with michaels videos and now i'm in love with you instead. Cya kykle
Cuz Micheal only has like 3 videos
Same
18:08
-“I think this is a ww2 helmet replica”
Bro I died HAHAHAHAHA
That cat is so beautiful... I’m in love
you like beastiality too?
@@albingrahn5576 jesus christ
And that backpack to am I right!!!!!!
1:03
William: so why the long face ?
Horse: *smacks lips*
Gary Gary Gary, the best jokes on the internet. Example, "why the long face?" He says to a horse.
You think you open mail late?? Idubbbz hasn't opened some mail from three to four years ago!
Because they were robbed
My caretaker is like yours.
Looks after me well but often reluctant to deeply engage in the things that make my soul shine, yet secretly they enjoy my soul shining, so do some things!
Caretaker makes your videos better
william: "WHAT?"
some dude: "JUST JUMP ALREADY"
It sounded like they thought they were on the roof to commit death
17:16 was just way too much for me I was laughing for 3 minutes straight OMG William truly is the best. He has a mentality more akin to a 5 year old. Lol.
It's my boy, Billy Osmosis!
My favorite part was williams reaction to the gay inside shirt
This video made me happy. Thank you William, Caretaker and cameraman!
"just jump already" killed me 😂
Coulda killed him too
4:57 *Wanna sprite cranberry?*
Your watching tv and you hear a knock on your door. Worried you check out the window. There he is. Conqueror of Planets, Harbringer of Doom and Warlord of Interplanetary Destruction. Terrified, you pick up the baseball bat lying next to the door. You hear a unholy jingle, and some knocks on the door. Suddenly, with demonic precision, the door blasts open. There you witness a terrifying sight. LeBron James with his red sweater, pulls out a Sprite*TM* Cranberry from behind himself and says the evil incantation: "Wanna Sprite Cranberry?"
Cat: **exists**
Me: [squeaky happy noises]
This reminds me of this one time we had a small Christmas decoration house thingy that had a bunch of lights and motors. We bought it at Costco so it was pretty cheap. At some point it started smelling like a plasma globe but much stronger, and it just stopped working properly. It eventually set itself on fire (I think) for a bit and we threw it out. Now that I think about it, there was probably a big issue in the power supply, since it smelled like the gases created by high voltage interacting with air. Safety much!
Imagine having caretaker as a teacher then seeing this 4:43 7:44 17:24
WHOA! WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY!! 14:30
I'm glad to see you're doing well after your unfortunate loss of your home and possessions. Merry Christmas!
6:59 they are just adorable
That ornament is actually really clever and I feel like y’all will always like it
2:03 translated cat: why are you just standing there help me you fool!
Correct me if I'm wrong but based on my research that's a blood Bay thoroughbred which is a race horse through and through and can be sold for at most $130 to some sketchy brothers
whomever painted that beautiful cat, thank you, you are amazing
I love how cartaker’s face lights up when William reads the letters
9:02 army veteran remembers vietnam flashbacks (2018; colorized)
Hey don't mean to be a downer but having that vape continually firing like that is a huge fire hazard, especially when it runs out of liquid. I was nervous the whole video.
That makes it better
The fuel cartridge is in a sealed metal tube, nothing will happen
@@tesseract342 what fuel?
@@redfreckle2044 vape liquid*
@@inflinirator its doesnt burn, ive yested it. It just melts
i'd love to send over a pickled eggs and beets recipe my family's used for years!
4:04 me and William are the same.