I Built An X-ray Machine and People Are Mad
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You’ll get worse cancer from reading the comments than building an X-Ray machine from scratch
DAMN SON
Holy shit
excuse me but your wrong, you cannot possibly get cancer from reading comments, building a homemade xray machine is way worse……. do you get it? do you get the joke? because im being sarcastic… you know because im writing a stupid comment
Damn thats correct becuse you will start believing that you should consume iridium to avoid cancer
Never gonna give you up
“being fat is dangerous.” as a fat person, this is true. I have to dodge assassins every day. they’ll never get me, but they can try.
golden
little did you know it was the assassin inside you slowly pinching your arteries and compressing your organs
@@WhatsY0UTUB3 no it was the guy with a cool sword and a ninja star
genuinely funny comment
@@dantem6617 his name was diabetes
All these geniuses who know how to spot the wrong shovel for digging a hole but can't spot a joke.
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And what are your qualifications? Are you a professional comedian?! 😂 I’m just kidding around. I don’t know what’s wrong with those kind of people. Maybe jealous of William? He makes some of the best videos on YT and I’m so happy he didn’t quit. That “I’m Done” video broke my heart. And how typical when confronted the person chickens out. And you know William still wouldn’t of been rude if they did talk. I’m really glad he made this video.
@@phoenixgirl70 I clearly have 12 masters degrees and 2 PhDs in different categories of Comedy!
humor is subjective, but you do you...
I just love the fact that Evan casually got a job offer and then realized it was actually William Osman.
Imagine getting a random job offer and it's actually just William Osman bullying you
id love that
That would be the best fake job offer to ever be non-offered
I didn't see any bullying, dude got 5 dollars AND got to talk to William Osman, I'd call that a good day. :)
Evan is a dullard he thinks that a radioactive material is used in X Ray images I've never heard of any X Ray tube thay doesn't use a Cathode or Anode
This is not bullying this is retribution!!!
This guy used a pointed shovel to kill Shrek. Everyone knows you’re supposed to use a square shovel to kill an Ogre.
Rookie moves
2 degrees and doesn't know a thing about ogre slaying.. smh...
He went to home depot, he could've gotten a machete.
@@MrAgentEcho Machetes are even worse at digging holes than square shovels are.
The square shovel is better for cutting layers
Thank you for the feature
LMAO
Shoulda asked him for the spade smh
Oh hey, nile. Love your vids.
Nice to see William supporting smaller channels
Nigel, if you are reading this please wink at the start of the next safety third episode.
Love what you do, keeping making great content :)
It’s funny how an engineer has an audience full of shovel experts
Oh, the roast is real!
A machine is defined as a mechanical frame that transfers force from one place to another so technically shovels are machines
Well, shovel pushers do work under engineers. Without such supervision, many structures either wouldn't get built or worse, fall down.
what's even funnier, I guarantee there are comments telling him how bad that brushed car wash is ( it's really bad for your paint ) as he's talking about people not having to leave those comments. I bet he went through that specific car wash on purpose
I love how William was so offended by Evan that he tracked him down, catfished him on LinkedIn and tricked him into signing a bogus contract all to prove that he had no idea what he was talking about in some CZcams comments
Hell yea
This guy has two engineering degrees and tried to kill Shrek with a shovel lol, I have been a certified Shrek expert for 40 years and everyone knows that a sword is the correct tool for the job... At least he has the correct shovel to bury the body afterwards.
*Shrexpert.
A sword you say, what is this, the middleages? A 50W laser is more like it. (sorry for grammar erros, i'm a dumass)
You lose.
@@danielstudart2062 I am dead, not big soup rice
Shreks aren’t affected by swords? This is a hoax. Coming from an industrial Shrek technician.
I can't have been the only one who got excited when you pulled out the grinder because I was hoping you were going to cut the point off and make it into a flat shovel.
me too! I thought he was going to make it square!
I thought he was gonna cut the blade off of it entirely and then duct tape it to the other shovel. I like your take better though!
Haha exactly the same. Or that he would attach the shovel head into the grinder somehow. BTW, your videos are awesome!
You weren’t.
SAME!
"'You are playing with fire'. No, Richard, i'm playing with x-rays"
I'll never not laugh hard at that. This channel is great
Agree!
If a fire is emitting x-rays, we've got a very, very, very serious problem. We've been struck by lightning while standing in a fire.
I can't quite put my finger on where the safety violation would be in such a case... ;)
No, that's OK, I can find the door...
Not only he roast the shit out of Evan, he also profit the shit out of him for free.
Amazing.
5$ on venmo - still a really good deal if you ask me
The dude's a sad sore loser... I tried talking to him like an adult and he's learnt nothing from the experience. Not even about xrays btw lol
aside from the $13 spade-shovel and $5 venmo.
@@horrorhotel1999cmon it’s funnnnnnn
@@djbeacon1826 yeah but he got 4 to 5 digits worth of sponsor money
This guy has two engineering degrees and yet he uses a shovel to cut off Shrek's head. Shovels don't remove the heads of ogres? This is a hoax. Coming from an industrial swamp monster technician. It's a nicely done bit, but you need a sword or at least a pitchfork. You lose.
@@Ratatouillesky sumo wrestling pilot chef here. Actually a kitchen propeller blade it better. You lose.
Actually he would never even be able to catch a real ogre on a DSLR camera. Ogres don’t emit light, this was a FAKE. Disappointed in you William.
I am wrong but i'm saying this so confidentally. Period.
MAKE SHREK INTO A CANADIAN ROBIT!
MIKE MEYERS IS CANADIAN SO IT WORKS. I'M USING ALL CAPS SO WILLIAM SEES THIS. JUDGE ME.
@@dumbtex6107 As a former apprentice blacksmith's assistant's receptionist I have to point out that you're completely wrong because I know better than you. Period.
"A mechanical engineer DESIGNS cars, an automotive mechanic REPAIRS cars!"
"Sir this is a wendy's"
"Can i get an ice cream cone?"
"yes you can because this isn't mcdonalds so we don't have the ice cream machines designed to fail and be impossible to turn off the error code unless a repair man comes and restarts it even tho it is the same brand ice cream machine"
Shiiit son, you can get a Frosty all day long even for breakfast woo
hell yeah nice pfp mate
That will be William after he has a stroke from reading youtube comments
omg a clikkie heck yeah
imagine insulting a CZcamsr on the internet, and then a while later, he starts calling you and telling you to face him like a man.
I can only imagine pure terror
I love it! 😂
Former landscape laborer here: Flatheads are perfectly fine for digging holes, especially a rectangular hole where you would want nice corners and flat sides. They can also move more material than a spade, making digging with them and scooping material out of the bottom of the hole quicker.
If the ground is moist, soft or broken up already, sure. The stuff he was dealing with? Nah. It's all he had, like he said, but for tough, dry, packed earth, you need that point to break it loose.
@@raggedvagabond7537 Um, excuse me sir, what are YOUR qualifications? 😳
@@332wildcat former landscape Forman here
Correct
@@jaredmichaels1263 Thanks boss, what should I move on to next? 😶
@@raggedvagabond7537 Yeah I could see that I always used a flathead shovel for loose stuff and transferring materials from one place to another. The pointed shovel I always used to break up packed earth, of course you could use a pick to break up the surface.
Dude's got an engineering degree and he tries to chop off Shrek's head with a shovel. smh bro you need to use a sword. I have 5 degrees in swordsmanship I would know.
5 degrees is far too cold to efficiently cut with a sword. End of story, you're wrong.
@@dakkenly idk about any of this but I'm actually a samurai and his form was terrible >:(
Hey dude I think you need a couple degrees in shovelmanship before you can say which tool is best suited.
@@phonyk568 well my uncle's cousin's gold fishes orginal owner was a green beret and he specialized in shovel combat. So I bet you feel silly now, don't you.
Well I've got 1000+ hours playing Team Fortress 2 and I disagree. You should only use the half zatoichi in melee mode or if you have a steady source of healing. And if you just want to have some fun, then it's all about the market gardener. Best meme shovel ever.
As someone whose job is mostly digging holes and shoveling various material, I too noticed that it was the wrong shovel and I understand the impulse behind wanting to express some of my shovel knowledge. But I’m proud to report that I did not comment about it. I did the reasonable thing and went into my yard and yelled about it
I didn't notice till this video, and now that I have I need to buy seven pointy shovels and launch them across my yard.
😂😂
When I saw that part I just chuckled to myself thinking it was intended as a joke.
a true person of taste, i tell my animals about it. they dont talk much but they're great at listening.
shovel gaming
All jokes aside, what you do is arguably very important. You, along with people like NileRed, Styropyro and Explosions&Fire are providing a medium in which younger audiences can learn about things within the scientific field and also enjoy learning about it. The goofiness and outlandish projects are a hook, and the science (while sometimes dangerous) is legitimate. If we had teachers like you in schools, kids would be smarter, and that’s a hill I’ll die on.
Totally agree on that.
I completely agree, but for Will a “lesson” takes months to produce, as he’s got to come up with an idea, execute it, come up with goofs along the way, edit it, potentially find some sponsor so that he actually profits from the video. Meanwhile lectors just sit down for an hour and write down notes for the lecture, which they can re-use when they get appointed new students.
I agree completely. School when be so much more fun if it was taught like how William teaches it.
I’m just happy you enjoy mayonnaise.
You wouldn't have to die if you'd just make sure that the hill is grounded.
I'm usually against engaging with trolls but that callout of Evan was so chaotically hilarious I can't even be mad
Evan has zero engineering degrees but even he knows how to dig himself into a hole.
Good one
Did he use the right shovel?
He probably also said something about the shovel.
Dude's got a spade.
Let's not forget the first 3 seconds of the video
Evans been really quiet since this video dropped
YOOOO Syntac watches William Osman?
Well this was a surprise
Believe me, I looked for his comment on this video lmfao
This was a pleasant surprise seeing you here
WHERE YOU AT EVAN?!
As a cyber security specialist I believe that your OSINT and social engineering skills presented in this video were completely on point. Job well done!
What does OSINT mean?
@@gargikadikar8228 open source intellegence.
@@gargikadikar8228 OSINT stands for open-source intelligence. It's basically using public info (usually the Internet, like how Big Willy found Evan's LinkedIn page) to attain important data (like Evan's professional and educational experience, as well as a method of contact). The social engineering comes in when Willy makes a LinkedIn profile and poses the job offer to Evan, which gets Evan to do what Willy wanted in the first place without cluing Evan in.
@@gargikadikar8228 Open Source INTelligence, using information readily available to find out stuff.
@@gargikadikar8228open source intelligence, meaning jn this context he got his name, phone number, and email presumably just from his youtube channel. Or it can mean just having someones name or email, and using osint, meaning google and database search results, social media profiles, etc, to find out more information, like their address.
Supremely disappointed you didn't get an interview with Evan. I am always fascinated by people who just make stuff up on the internet for no apparent reason. Would have loved to see you pick his brain.
Finding Evan, sending him a fake job offer to get him on the phone, even sending a contract ahead of time so you can use the footage you get, was master-level comedy. Excellent job William
@@yourmum69_420 Hi Evan.
@@yourmum69_420 Evan moment
@@Owen.Fallon Meh, depends on how you see the intent I guess.
If Will was just putting one guy on blast and encouraging his fanbase to do the same, yeah, petty.
Personally, to me, it seems more like Will is attacking the concept of internet trolling and how otherwise normal, nice people become huge assholes online because they think they're anonymous (Which Will pretty much outright states)
Add in the fact Will chose to go after a guy proclaiming expertise and offering him the (Paid) chance to demonstrate his expertise and respond to criticism publicly, as well as removing his likeness from the video even though he has the contractual agreement to use it, as opposed to going after a guy who was just spewing toxic nonsense made this seem like an attack on misinformation as well.
One thing I know for sure is that Evan probably isn't gonna go around condescendingly deriding people for things he himself only has a passing knowledge on in future, so there's a theoretical net positive of one less troll on the internet.
@@krisjohnston5569 You sure showed that troll! Gottem hahaaa... do they care? He did it for content stop making such a big deal out of it, sounds like something you'll tell your grandchildren about. He used his real name as his username and he didn't entirely know the ins and outs of x-ray machines. Fuck him, right? Bruh people acting morally superior online is so cringe. He just picked one out and blasted him for content, he's not better.
In tears here laughing 🤣 so good! I respect everyone until disrespect is earned and that guy earned it 100% bully the shit out of bully's.
He has an engineering degree but uses a spade to cut cardboard, he really should be using a box cutter for something like that.
since he wanted to slice the cardboard in one cut, a sword would have been perfect. anyway I agree, a spade to cut cardboard? He has a fucking engineering degree how does he not know spades are used to dig holes?
And your qualification to make that assertion is....
Hey, my name Jeff, I'm looking for arts & crafts specialists. Please sign the NDA attached below so we can have a chat about your experience :D
Ummm actualy I’m a box engineer and he should be using a plasma welder for maximum efficiency.
But then what would be digging an entirely different hole.
He wasn't wrong to dig the hole with a square shovel... I'm an archaeologist and we use that in addition to a spade, that's why we have such square excavation units. Just my little contribution here lol
great
Coming from a landscaper, I didn’t even realize you used a square and not a spade shovel. Those are just the trolls calling they can get a one up on an engineer, that’s why so many mentioned your degrees. If you don’t piss people off you’re not doing it right. I love your content William, God bless
I love that William went out of his way to troll a mean commenter. The balls on this man is astounding, and exposing them to x-rays probably made them bigger.
cuz he knows he’s right and they can’t do shit
Yeah he basically cremated these losers with all the high voltage and radiation coming from his newly irradiated balls.
Hey it’s me I’m a big fan but idk I didn’t think you would be imposter William what if your not even the real William William
@@chadgamer6942 Personal info? It was censored, try commenting on what actually happened instead of making assumptions.
@@McStruggles "Dude I didn't leak your phone number, I blurred out the last digit"
As a professional hole-digger myself, I was impressed at the massive hole Evan managed to dig for himself. Definitely used a pointy shovel.
Legend says he's still digging
Could you say… you diggy diggy a hole??
This is the funniest thing I've ever read.
@@drewmcvinney Of course he can. He is a professional. Period.
nice haken pfp
This bro had the cajones to put Evan on spot in front of millions of people. what a legend
I have a PhD in engineering, cutting of ogre heads is much more effective with flathead shovels.
Let me know if you need a stand in Evan troll...
can I still have the $200 though?
Only if you also throw in a collab
IT'S EVAN, GET HIM!
Hi! I like your channel!
We have same name
Lol trolls are alot nicer irl than on the internet.
The idea that William would "fake" results is just hilarious. If you've watched any other videos of his, you'd know that he's 100% legit. And a beautiful 100% insane.
as someone who’s seen his hilarious and embarrassing fails throughout his videos i can say this is true 👍👍
Fr half of his inventions barely work at all it’s not like shit needs to be functional to be entertaining.
I'd say 95% insane, he does do SOME sensible stuff SuperVinlin
if he had no results, he would record no results, that is called science, he is a scientist and he has integrity.
i couldn’t agree more.
if you were faking an x-ray wouldn’t you at least make the faked image look clearer and good? the fact that will’s result is off center and not perfect makes it obvious that he actually DID do it with a bean can x-ray setup and didn’t go take professional x-rays or use photoshop.
i never suspect william of faking anything because the beauty of his projects aren’t the perfect for-the-camera youtube result all the time. sometimes he messes it up or it doesn’t go as planned and that’s how it went. no “youtube magic”
I died at "my name -a- jeff." After watching this and your "I'm Done" videos, I feel it really has been some of the most meaningful content I have ever watched on youtube. I pray you're able to feel confident in yourself despite outside influences, and that people would be awakened to what they're offhand comments do due to these videos, or those like them.
I think those people pointing out the shovel thing were just jealous that you have the ability to make your own x-ray machine. I thought it was pretty cool! Also, love the cat shirts and will have to check them out.
Two engineering degrees and he's using a shovel to kill an ogre while everyone knows a spear is the way to go.
FACTS!!! YOU LOSE! Defenitly an progresive idea to use a shoval insted a speer. Period!
monkaS
If you use enough tools and time you can turn a shovel into a spear.
Far Cry 5: What's the difference?
WRONG! Get out your torches and pitchforks!
Did you buy the shovel to make a point or dig Evan's grave?
i like a couple of your videos sometimes
Did you use to comment a lot on Seananners video's back in the day?
Both.
BRO I HAVEN'T WATCH YOU IN YEARS AND I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO BE HERE BAHAHAHHAHA
oh my god i used to watch you bro
You literally made fun of the safety nerds in the video and they still come out of the woodwork lmao
Honestly this video is a great PSA as to why people shouldn't put their full name on the internet outside of professional spaces (such as linked in), especially if they're going to be obnoxious to others. The speed at which you were able to find, and catfish Evan was concerning, and would be moreso if it was anyone else with malicious intent and the result wasn't so damn funny.
I love you, despite your many shortcomings.
hello jesus
A man of culture, I see.
Including using the wrong shovel
God, why did this man baby sharpen a shovel with an angle grinder and kill Shrek?🥺
Thanks Jesus, very cool.
Hi, as someone that also has a degree in electrical and mechanical engineering i would like to add, that neither of these degrees teach you what shovel to use for digging holes.
thank you for listening to my Ted Talk
Hey, I've got a question. Do you have to get one degree and then the other? Or are topics of both areas integrated into one degree?
Thanks!
@@danielk3530 i dont know for the rest of the world, but where i am from you dont have to get one to get the other, i started out with my degree in mechanical engineering, and afterwards realized that i was way more into electrical engineering, so i decided to get a degree in it as well.
and from what i see around me this is relatively common, people getting a degree in one thing and then down the line getting a dergee in something else that is somewhat related to it because they realize that the other thing is more interesting to them
@@originalkhawk im asking because I'm studying mechanical engineering in Germany. I have to study for around 4 years to get my bachelor and then another 3ish years for my masters. So do you have two bachelor's then? Because that's super uncommon here in Germany.
@@danielk3530 I know you asked originalkhawk about that, but in the US, it is not uncommon for college graduates to have more than 1 bachelors.
and it's not always in the same field, I have a friend who has a bachelors in finance as well as biochemistry. Why did they do that? For them it's job security.
Man the search for Evan was real. You really do have a knack for making things incredibly interesting.
As a biologist. Now that we've cleared all that up, do you want to team up with a molecular biologist youtuber to do some X-ray refraction protein structure imaging!? :D
Holy crap dude Evan got destroyed. William dug that man a grave with a freshly sharpened shovel.
He doesn’t need to. Evan got cremated from all the high voltage and radiation coming from William’s newly irradiated balls.
its a spade not a shovel ....
sorry i had to say it ... tbh i dont even know 100% if i am right
I cannot believe he not only caught Evan in his lie, but also cornered him into publicly shitting on him. Absolutely beautiful and utterly outplayed.
this is what we call a "checkmate"
the fattest of L's
KORE WA, CHECKO MEETU DA!
Twists and turns matched by no story. Inconceivable outplays Sun Tzu could only wish of conceiving.
Hopefully Evan learned a lesson and plays nicer online.
My conspiracy theory about conspiracy theorists making up their conspiracy theories is they make their conspiracy theories just to annoy someone so much that someone will do something and invite them on a plane and then go to get actually physically shown that something is true, just so that they get shown in person for free.
My theory is it's just dumb people that want to feel smart, so they choose to believe things other people don't
🗿
I had an aneurysm reading this
This is one of the greatest videos I have ever seen. I love it! As an artist I have spent so many hours standing anonymously in my own exhibitions listening to people shit talk the artwork but also enjoy it. I hope you see great comments and not just negative ones.
Evan says he’ll do a video call:
*the plot thickens
Evan doesn’t respond to William anymore:
The plot thinnens :’(
Now everyone knows he oversteps professional bounds without even using a burner
@@durandus676 ???
AKSHUALLY it *thins*, not thinnens, get it right
😂😂😂
@@nickcastle8269 not sure if this is what you're confused about but a burner is like a temporary number so I think he means he does stuff without hiding his number?
I don’t think people understand the irony behind his videos. Yes he’s very smart but his channel is just about being smart in a dumb way. It’s not meant to be serious and that’s what makes it good
@@PearIbIack well you got a point
@@PearIbIack spoilsport
@@PearIbIack i don’t remember him posting a video talking about “radioactive bombs”
Better for a smart person doing stupid things than a stupid person pretending to be knowledgeable.
Yes, indeed. That's part of what makes this channel so nice. I hate those ridiculous safety rants and "leave this to the professionals" kind of crap, that we see in many other channels. Since those creators don't have a clue who is watching and what knowledge they have, it feels like an insult to the viewers that all of them are dumbasses who can't think for them self. Much of it is because of CZcamss idiotic policies though. But, it's still very nice with the few people who are not bothered by those and still upload videos this way.
I love how he also made catherine hot so he had the honey trap set for Evan as well. I have degrees in mechanical engineering, astrophysics, law, neurosurgery, and english literature so my opinion is more valid than yours.
Ps every class i took explicitly stated the importance of choosing the right shovel, because that is totally what they teach in university. Don't blame shrek for your lack of shovel etiquette.
I'm truly impressed you built an x-ray machine. What other medical devices and services could be done at home??? Since 01, I've dedicated part of my time to making art about my personal experiences with the healthcare system. I've constructed a scale model of a church from all the prescription pill bottles I've collected over the years, a skull from prescription pills, and a 7 foot tall working syringe to stack all my unpaid medical bills on. Making something beautiful out of something that causes misery. Thanks for the inspiration!
A few times he's talked about building a CT scanner, so that might come out in the future
This was great- HOWEVER- I have to point out William, your using that shovel all wrong, that shovel is for digging, not for offensive maneuvers. If you want to use a shovel as a weapon, you need to use a proper shovel for martial shoveling, your blatant disregard for proper treatment of shovels is horrible, I have been fully shovel certified in my imagination by the prestigiously made up Shovel University of Bullshittery so I know what I'm pretending I know.
Wooow, so you are like...the real life Shovel Knight
Preferably a bearded axe ;)
I need to disagree with u, the method of sharpening that shovel is optimal for that angle of attack toward 2 - 5 cm cardboard, and SHOULD NOT be use for digging.
My favourite game is shovel knight, and that's how I know this guy is telling the truth
i like to use a chopping knife to dig my holes..
*Evan kept digging himself a deeper hole…. He should have checked that he has the right kind of shovel. And checked that contract.* 🤣
Was here
Wow didn't expect you here. 👍😃
was here
Oh dear! Poor Evan. We call this karma... Or just William proving he's a total genius (with 2 degrees). And hi Cassandra! Why am I not surprised to see you here!
He definitely had the right kind of shovel for how deep his hole got 😂
non engineers - "this guy will blow up and die instantly", me, an electronics engineer "lol nice"
William, that edge you got on that shovel is perfect. Glad your engineering degrees are coming in handy.
Jokes aside, I watch you because of the "wrong tool for the job" vibe. Nothing is funnier to me than someone clearly smart enough to make an x-ray machine using canned food as a building material. It's just perfection 😙👌
I love how everyone takes what William does so seriously, like the amount of controversy behind over a god damn shovel was the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Its like watching a comedian possibly committing suicide...shouldn't be taken seriously right? Not like his life is on the line SHOVEL
I think he made a very good point about people wanting to be part of the discussion and looking smart so they grasp at the first thing they can. Also you can very well dig a hole using that type of shovel. I did a 30 ft long trench that's 14" deep with one and it did just as good a job as my normal digging shovel, actually better since it made a straight line. Now digging a grave... maybe not
FOR REAL 😂😂😂😂
He had an ok shovel for shovel riding!
Got my shovel up to 80 mph while snowmaking
Bruh for real
As a certified connoisseur in X-rays, I can confirm that the beans used to construct the X-ray were the wrong flavor to give a clear image. Had you used jelly beans instead of baked beans you would have gotten better transmission of the x-rays and could have cured your diseased pancreas from the appendicitis. Just glad you're alright
Or you could eat the beans
@@highsev103 yum yum.
Mnnnnnn BEANS
Thank God. I’m not the only one who had this thought. It’s crazy we are both on the same wavelength. 🤣
I like grass
While the electric shock COULD be more dangerous to William than the X-Ray dose he got, I'm fairly confident he knows enough about what he's doing to you know... like, not kill himself with electricity.
This is hands down one of the best pieces of content I have ever seen on the internet. Thank you for this!
Yep. Such a satisfying watch!
Also have an engineering degree.
Just realised the difference between a shovel and a spade.
Funnily enough they didn't cover that in my master's.
If something can dig a hole, its a shovel.
Wait, this distinction is _not_ the pinnacle of knowledge that the amount of comments has made it out to be?
@@wessltov it's the pinnacle of knowledge for people whose main job is digging holes...
@@ShadowebEB Man, instead of an engineer, maybe I should've been a graverobber instead...just thinking of learning the art of shovel-fu...I guess it's never too late
they always seem to leave out the fun stuff lol
When he went to sharpen the shovel I thought he was going to make it a square shovel
I was expecting the same. Would've been legendary
I thought he was gonna trace the spade onto the square shovel and cut it out.
I 100% expected him to make it square too, love that he sharpened it though lmao
me too
God damn it William! 2 engineering degrees and you didn't even make the pointed shovel into a squared shovel!? Pfffft!
Jks we all love u
Wow, some people are stupid.
"Hello, I'm good with engines"
"Good, then you must be able to grow pineapples"
Aaaaargh.
This guy gets my sense of humor 😆 “stop being mean to me” said like a child. I love it
Remember, Evan: you are assistant TO the xray tech; Not assistant xray tech.
ayy Jim would be proud :P
*Looks from Evan into the camera and smiles
This comment is gold
Lol this is great
KallmeKris?
Scout leader Boone?
The Shrek cutout that says "Chelsea rocks my swamp" while also featuring a hole in an incredibly convenient place concerns me deepy.
We don’t kink shame here
Yea, me too, i mean how are we suppose to know if William used appropriate machinery to cut out that hole lmaoooo
Must have been Micheal since the hole is so low... 0:12
wow same
@@elisgrahn6768 well being on your hands and knees would put the hole pretty low
im just glad you're alive and killin' it with those catwarehouse shirts.
about that shovel nobody noticed that William isn´t a construction engineer or does anything with constriction so its obvious that he whould dig with square shovel
As a 7 PhD in radioactive isatope and x ray, biology of bones, math, and radioactive dimmer, and also a Spanish major in the class of Italian literature, I think the meal at the end looks yum
As a kitchen chef, I think calling Evan is very dangerous due to the radiation of the phone...
[!!COMMENT MAY CONTAIN IRONY!!]
Thats good to hear, Legostormer
big yum
my uncle mike has almost a every phd type and i think is missing 8
he legit be collecting phds like pokémon cards
very underrated comment
As someone with an engineering degree, I can confirm I was never taught to use a specific shovel for digging a hole. I would have done the same thing.
Currently in school for an engineering degree and I was thinking "oh man I hope I learn this in class or I am gonna look like a total idiot." Guess all I got is William and the comments.
I would not have known either until I started working my latest job, spades to dig the holes, flats to remove loose dirt/shape the hole
Its not like this is exactly common knowledge how many people nowadays dig hole "the right way"
I'm actually going to finish my engineering degree in audiovisual media next semester, and not only did nobody teach me when to use a shovel, and when to use a spade, I also have very very little knowledge with building stuff that relies heavily on radiation, and just enough knowledge about high voltage to not zap myself, or fry anything, or blow any fuses.
The only radiation knowledge I know off the dome is that you're better off being very careful when using metal-halide lamps, because they like to give you sunburn with their UV output, and that's putting aside the dangers of the lamp exploding and spewing hot mercury and glass on people or burning you through direct heat if you touch it.
But this knowledge will be very helpful if I ever want to bury the footage of something.
But uhhhh F=ma or something. That's engineering? right?
(I never went to university)
just like maths are maths, shovels are shovels and thats it
I enjoy watching your videos because you always appear to have so much joy while doing your science, nerdy, funny, videos. Keep it up. Keep smiling.
Tracking Evan down and setting up a cover identity to get Evan to videocall you is some Max Fosh level determination.
The pettiness is absolutely delicious, he had the man read out his own receipts!
fight me
“It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's darn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.” - Bill Murray
To beat an enemy, you must think like the enemy.
Damn, sadly thats so true
@@koevoet7288 Caveman agrees
Reminds me of a couple of quotes I use regularly.
"Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired".
"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
I always wondered why my brother was so good at arguing
William is an endless source of entertainment. Another banger
I watched both videos! Love your humor, loved the ideas, and how original your ideas were. And I’m now subscribed 👍🏽
Evan clearly had the right shovel to dig that hole for himself.
Spade*
:P
If only I could like this message twice
this was solid.
You killed him a second time and he doesn't even know it bro
Uuuhhh, shadeee 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
The spade vs shovelers have been real quiet ever since he beheaded shrek
Honestly the pinnacle of online entertainment
Around 4 minutes into it, the video gave me a very important question...
Where?
Is,
The Shrek five trailer?
Put,
It in,
My mouth.
I just realized that Evan never went through with the call, so technically William could've used his photos and face in this video, but William still blurred all the photos of him.
As weird as Evan is, I wanna say your grace with him is really cool, Big Willie!
As a recent X-Ray tech that just spent 2 years learning how the X-ray tube works, “cranking the pellet” is absolutely hilarious and I will be using it at work
We used to use the old wrap the film around a weld on a pipe and “cranking the pellet” to x-ray refinery piping, the thing is Evan knows nothing about the new digital sensor plates in medical.
@@SidneyCritic i wonder how old Evan is he kinda sounded older. Tech is constantly changing and it would be really hard to keep up with everything. That’s why it’s usually better to specialize.
@@SidneyCritic Yeah, as soon as I heard him talking about a pellet of radioactive material I knew it couldn't be medical he's familiar with. No x-ray machine used in medicine contains a pellet of anything: All medical x-rays are generated using electricity and an x-ray tube. But they do still use physical sources for various industrial applications.
To be fair solid & liquid sources are used loads in medicine e.g. HDR sources in brachytherapy, cobalt LINACs for radiotherapy (although this is old tech now), radionucliides for nuclear medicine, although I suppose these would technically be gamma rays rather than x-rays
@@Audiodump Yeah the pellet thing made me think of the older therapy devices that used high dose sources in a special set of interlocking cylinders that rotate. Cesium powder badness. I guess if you inspect gas pipes you rather not have an electrical source but... a radioactive source still transfers energy that can end up as heat anyway? And just not to confuse anyone: I have absolutely no industrial or medical knowledge of X-Rays or other radiation sounces.
Actually I majored in depression and I can confirm that the look in william's eyes is absolutely unhinged and he does not fear death. Therefore he can play with whatever amount of x-rays he pleases.
its probably safer for all of us that he gets to play with his stuff and isnt restricted. he can be contained this way
Just because you have major depression doesn’t mean you have a major in depression
Jk I just thought of that and thought it was pretty funny, no offense meant
Its the wrong type of eye
I have a master degree in depression, and i belive in this statement.
I just noticed that I like never skip your promo sections- you make them actually interesting.
“It’s hard to argue with stupidity”
Shout out to the hardware store dude that didn't up sale and even said "Don't pay 30 dollars if your not gonna use it over and over again" Solid dude.
Doesn't work commission I would imagine
Oh for sure, that mans a real one.
Yeah that's the right way to buy tools. Buy the cheap option first and see how it goes, only splurge on the more expensive one when the cheap one wears out or if you find you're using it a lot. Then you know it was worth the extra money. I have a drawer full of inferior cheap tools that I've used so rarely it wasn't worth upgrading them to something nicer. But I did upgrade my flush cutters, digital callipers, precision tweezers, screwdriver set, things which I found I was using constantly 😁
TLDR: This guy gave good advice 👍
“don’t harass anyone mentioned in this video”
*immediately kills shrek*
@Caves & Cliffs You sure?
Kill shrek to assert dominance
Shut up
Immediately calls commenter.
Shrek died so William wouldn’t hunt down each mean commenter in the video out of pure anger
As a Evan we ban this man from the council of Evan’s shame on this man 9:10
Dude I wish I found your channel earlier. I loved the video on the X-Ray machine, and I loved this even more.
It’s so good looking at people being jerks without even being sure of what they’re talking about 🤣
"As smart as you think you are, you weren't smart enough to research the contract before signing it and sending it back" is my favorite burn of all time, it's beautiful
The part where you cut shrek’s head in half was actually really impressive.
He got the right kind of shovel for decapitating Shrek
rip daddy shrek
@@Clockwonk 100%
One-shot!
He needs to make a spin off channel where he just sharpens increasingly strange objects and cuts up cardboard cutouts. Cardboard Johnny Depp vs. A sharpened kitty litter scoop. Cardboard Michael Reeves vs. A sharpened fragment of frozen turkey. That sort of thing. :D
Hey Bud,
You used the wrong kind of shovel to decapitate that guy.
Damn the pure chaos of going out of your way to contact/troll someone who made hate comments on your video was amazing. You have more than earned my subscription.
LMFAO
-"Bro im certified in X ray you don't even know how they work"
-Calls him
-"Uhh yeah im an assistant, and we take this like, uh this pill, out of the tube?"
Makes me question anytime some dude on the internet claims to have professional qualifications to win an argument
@@Jaydoff yep they will stretch the truth as much as they needfrom being an assistant to being the ceo
Thanks for the recap! I only watched the vid 4 mins ago and forgot
@@KAJYT6969 go back to tiktok
@@hungrybot3507 I don't own things that gen z flock to
When you sliced sherks head off your form was off. As a martial arts Master with 17 gold circles for my neck I know what I'm talking about, maybe next time before doing a fun bit you should look into how to everything perfectly. 16 gold medal winner over and out
How did you get your 17th gold circle
this comment is impossibly sarcastic and i love it
Sherk
Yeah but as an 25 gold receiver I'd like to point out that you failed to notice the pathetic punches at the start of the video.
Looks like you still have a long ways to go 17 gold holder. Over and out.
You guys need to chill out and give Sonic his gold circles back
Trolling MEs on their tool use is justified. That phone interview was hilarious, so thank you for making me laugh
“We need to dig a hole mista white”
jesse
I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone go to such lengths to try and discredit a CZcams comment but I think this may of been the best thing I’ve ever watched…
It's brilliant
@@DaanRacer no... Its beyond brilliant.
@@laurenf.7922 A bit too far, one might say
A good defense is the best offense
Its only fair, Evan took to replying to other comments with misinformation
Hey Willy, engineer here. I can tell the x-rays must have had some kind of an effect because you looking good fam. Clean cut, in shape, x-ray fresh 👀💪⚡🧲💥💯
How's your armchair? 😜🤣
@@StrokeMahEgo its obviously the best armchair designed to the tightest tolerances
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"X-ray fresh" my fucking sides
I built a 10M long garden fence last year and *this* is how I find out I was using the wrong type of shovel?