KAITO can't stop talking in Spanish

We all understand you, KAITO, it happens to the best of us (I think). 🤨
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••• Original audio: ‪@netflixisajoke‬ ( • More of the Best of Pa... )
••• Video inspiration: ‪@unXaviOficial‬ (vm.tiktok.com/ZMLL8JcqG/)
••• Engine: VOCALOID4
••• Vocals: Hatsune Miku V4 (English), KAITO V3 (Straight, English)
#Talkloid

[@ThePipofDespair]

Poor Kaito, I think it'd be awesome to hit my head on the door and suddenly be able to speak perfect Spanish-

[@Nikita_Dyatlov]

I can speak perfect Spanish *because I am Spanish*

[@averybean2545]

@@Nikita_Dyatlov lucky

[@yokoyaminion]

same :'v

[@averybean2545]

@@fps1225 er

[@ThePipofDespair]

@@Nikita_Dyatlov
As a Cuban-American, I'd say my Spanish is good enough that I'm able to communicate efficiently lol

[@creamymintchicchip8454]

As a Spanish speaking person, this is to funny (the tuning is on point, ESPECIALLY Kaito) (oooooooooh aaaah)

[@imcherryxd3359]

SaMe

[@fancimaski]

sameeee

[@Bibipanp]

Habla español entonces inglish no entiendo

[@amberr3662]

@@Bibipanp Traducción
(Utilicé un traductor, así que es una traducción muy tosca)
Miku: 112 ¿Cuál es su emergencia?
Kaito: ¿Hola? No puedo dejar de hablar español
Miku: Oh, estás hablando español. Bien. Obtuve un poco de español en la escuela secundaria. ¡Así que te tengo!
Kaito: ¡No, no, no! ¡Yo no hablo español!
Miku: Pero estás hablando español...
Kaito: ¿Qué está pasando?
Miku: Creo que lo que es mmm, pasando lo que está pasando es que estás hablando español?
Kaito: NO HABLO ESPAÑOL
Miku: Bien, déjame aclararlo. Dijiste que no hablas español, pero ahora mismo estás hablando español.
Kaito: ¿Pienso que sí? Esta mañana, me gulpeé la cabeza en la puerta, y ahora, ¡Todo es español!
Miku: ¿No sabes que estás hablando español?
Kaito: Sí...
Miku: Y antes de golpearte la cabeza, ¿solías hablar inglés?
Kaito: ¡Sí!
Miku: mmm... Tal vez intente ... Golpeándote en la cabeza ... ¿Otra vez?
Kaito: ¿Mi cabeza?
Miku: Tu cabeza.
Kaito: Claro... **Ruidos de golpes** aaaAAAAA
Miku: Señor, ¿está bien?
Kaito (En inglés): Sabes, duele un poco... Espera un minuto... ¡Este no yo!
Miku: Bien, he terminado.
**silencio**
Kaito: aaaAAAA-
Esperemos que esto ayude :)

[@MrDanaystj]

Literal, este vídeo me hizo la noche

[@ExoticStarsie]

The secret to learning Spanish quickly finally hit me

[@koiifsh]

congratulations u win the comment section

[@ysabellaowo007]

Congrats I love this

[@ladykaeproductions147]

In the head? 🤣

[@Sweetie.21]

Time for me to learn Spanish! *charges at a wall*

[@OceanCheng-th1eg]

Pun intended?

[@xxrosiesxx6999]

I literally can’t stop watching this! It’s to funny and the AAAAAAAA and the end 💀💀💀

[@MidasSavon]

0:50

[@Mirai_train.JENEEN]

English translations for the non-spanish speakers!
0:01 - “HELLO!”? I CANT STOP SPEAKING SPANISH!”
0:08 - “NO NO NO, I DONT KNOW OR SPEAK SPANISH”
0:11 “but your, ‘speaking spanish’”
0:13 “WHAT IS GOING OOOOONNNNNN-!?”
0:16 “i think what is- “going on” is that your speaking spanish?”
0:18 - “I.DONT.SPEAK.SPANISHHHHHH!!!”
0:24 - “yes, i think?”
0:27 - this morning, i hit my head on the door,and now, EVERYTHING IS SPANISH!”
0:35 - “yes..”
0:37 - “YES!”
0:43 - “my head?”
0:44 - “your head”
0:47 - “clearly…”

[@stelath_]

Doesn't "claro" mean "okay"?

[@ExactoLenBestoVocaloid]

Yes, that means 'Okay'.​@@stelath_

[@corethebean]

​@@stelath_yep. I think they just mentioned the other "claro" but it means both depending on the context

[@killercat8753]

De hecho, 'clear' significa algo como 'Claro' o que algo quedó entendido, 'okey' significa 'está bien' es como afirmación de que se entendió algo, no sé si me expliqué bien, pero es algo así :)
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In fact, 'clear' means something like 'Claro' or that something was understood, 'okay' means 'está bien' it's like a statement that something was understood, I don't know if I explained myself well, but it's something like that :)

[@ichijou_raku159]

A perfect reason to buy a vocaloid voicebank

[@ffionners]

THE "mi cabEeZa?????" KILLED ME LMAO I CANT STOP LAUGJNG

[@tomomafuy]

miku sounds like she’s going to cry at the end 💀

[@littlekaito3768]

This is so funny 🤣
The way Kaito says si sounds so sad

[@someuncreativity]

As someone who speaks Spanish as a second language, I can 100% confirm that this is exactly how it happened.
Off topic but I also love how I can perfectly understand what he's saying and that it indeed is what Miku is saying.

[@killercat8753]

Es increíble que hables ambos idiomas fluidamente, el inglés es mi segunda lengua, ¿Sabes usar la 'ñ'?

[@simskuc]

ESTO ES GENIAL JAJAJAJ, me encanta Dios mío necesito más de Miku haciendo vida normal de Kaito siendo idiota

[@lovely_love_heart]

Si XD

[@JosefayLeo1234]

Si

[@dazaispetdog]

0:48 the "ahhhhhh" and the door banging 💀

[@jolxn]

LMAOOAOQOAO

[@syyamaruu]

i don’t speak Spanish but i understood everything kaito said😰

[@lucy_blast]

Capaz te golpeaste la cabeza xD

[@becomingpotatoes]

you hit your cabeza

[@Zahra-in7iv]

Same..

[@Hato_Joestar]

@@lucy_blastsí 😂

[@valentinevall]

creas que te diste en la cabeza?

[@lunadoodles8810]

i like how in the visuals he doesnt actually hit his head on the door ,, rather ,, the Door Hits Him

[@L0u8823]

HELP IM CRYING KAITO SOUNDS SO SCARED AND WORRIED ☠️☠️☠️

[@geckae42069]

maybe i just need to hit my head and then i’ll be able to speak spanish instead of having to learn!! omg!!!

[@killercat8753]

Por favor no lo hagas, es muy peligroso, no funcionará 😨 (creo que lo dije demasiado tarde xd)

[@lucy_blast]

La voz de Kaito en español me causa MUCHA TERNURA

[@snowwhitegoth]

A mí también

[@solopastaofficial]

Sending this to a friend who is learning Spanish rn literally on duolingo 🗿

[@IsThisUsernameAvailable]

As a native Spanish speaker that has English as her second language, and as a Vocaloid fan, this has made my day

[@ariz.z.i]

THE "mi cabeza?" "your cabeza!" PART HAS ME ROLLING

[@vickyger254]

I can't tell you how long it took me to find this video

[@dokuritsu]

Maybe for the next time you can try searching for "Talkloid" or "rou_dokuritsu". 👀

[@vickyger254]

@@dokuritsu my fatal flaw was I forgot what Kaito's name was. I can't tell you how many ways I typed "Miku 911 call"

[@shor5233]

Me dio español y soy risa XD

[@nagitosluckyboxers]

My favourite vocaloid song

[@707_onix3]

Esto es mil veces mejor que el original AJAKJAKAJKA Kaito hablando español y quejándose parece realmente otra cosa----

[@imelda8193]

Bruh the way that Miku said "try hitting your head, aGaIn?

[@SlyHikari03]

Kaito speaking Spanish is so cute ajduqjxjsnc must protecc

[@sujimatsubackupaccount194]

I can relate . Sometimes I switch to an aussie accent without realizing it .

[@inosuwuu5980]

This sure is gonna help my 3h spanish exam coming up tomorrow thank you Kaito!

[@knoniezzimlou2193]

the helpless "si" made me die

[@amorphous_asterism]

"mi cabeza?"
"your... cabeza"
IM SORRY HWY I S THAT PART TAKING ME OUT

[@oreocreme450]

My Spanish lessons are tingling...

[@anapauuu5771]

noOoO, habla como homero chino xD

[@bakmitopiadmall]

It's good sister, you're enthusiastic about doing it

[@Kirumbrella02]

Xd the AAAAAA in the end is killing me and Miyu be like: “l don’t want to lose my job”

[@Silly_Moth]

IDK WHY BUT WHEN HE SAYS PASANDO ITS SO SATISFYING

[@chimkennn]

vibrato 100

[@viktorsyel1016]

The end tho XD
The comedy is top notch!

[@fdase8619]

Acho lindo o fato deles falarem línguas muito diferentes e se entenderem perfeitamente bem

[@maribel8535]

STOP IM LAUGHING ABT THE ENDING AHHHH

[@rakatatito_.]

Fuerzas kaito

[@irlrobotclown]

kaito that sus "scream" 😨😨😨😨

[@gretel_]

It was like 3am when I was watching this, and I thought this was a drv3 video,and for a split second I wondered why kaito looked like less emo shuichi and why maki was smiling.

[@samantasilva9460]

viva paises ispanohablantes y el kaito que habla español
long live kaito who speaks spanish and spanish speaking countries

[@cloetqm3287]

DIOOOOS ESTO ES MUY CHISTOSO EN ESPECIAL EN EL SEGUNDO 0:44

[@Standard_Cheese]

odio cuando me pasa

[@muffin7427]

as a native Spanish speaker, i can confirm us Hispanics have to hit our head to start speaking.

[@sourbubblez]

“Your cabeza” 😭😭

[@missuesoup]

I love this so much I love being bilingual 🤩

[@clairivanov1983]

Miku saying "yes, your cabieza" im wheezing

[@Yoylekoso]

As a Venezuelian person (they speak spanish there)
This is the most cool thing ive seen today.

[@alanabaron1799]

Just me right over here only knowing a little bit of Spanish be like-

[@spoingleboingle]

I expected him to hit his head and whip out an entirely different language

[@Itz_Blo0m_u3u]

Este video me hizo caerme de mi silla de tanta risa que me dió XDDDD

[@evi2400]

HELP... MY YT CRASHED WHEN KAITO WAS ABOUT TO HIT HIS HEAD AGAIN😭😭😭

[@user-jc5wm9ov6y]

すごい！！　スペイン語話すKAITOの声初めて聴いたかも

[@No.1_HankHuckerdoo_Hater]

Como español esto es tan gracioso jajajaja 😂🤭💀✨

[@CsMsLady80]

0:09 "But You're HABLANDO ESPAÑOL"

[@VickyMC3]

We need a part two

[@Thelightingangel1989]

KAITO SPEAKING SPANISH IS SO 😢

[@MizuQueerDumbass]

This is me forgetting how to speak English while in my class :(

[@devyche3961]

He got espanol balled❤

[@margaretainswhort4189]

Es tan adorable XD

[@EnjoyingTheSilence-87]

I’m glad I speak Spanish

[@Olivio765Edits]

the last: aoaoooooaaaaa

[@LanieMae]

I don’t exactly know if it’s true but this reminds me of a story I heard about one guy who was French but knew some English got so high he forgot how to speak French and could only speak English for an hour

[@yuzukeizel1233]

That Que esta pasasndo deserves its own clip

[@kuzmasimon170]

LMBO ("laughing my butt off")

[@gradient_mn8580]

I cant stop watching this- it's to funnyyyyy

[@giveellielove]

0:46 “Claro…”

[@what_does_fred_say]

This reminds me of Toy Story 3 when Buzz started speaking Spanish

[@0pmgirll]

Instructions unclear, I hit myself on the head and now I can’t speak at all.

[@xXDa_R4nd0m_0ni0n_G4rlXx]

KAITO: AGH!!!

[@miiriisscookies]

POV : Los que hablan inglés no entienden lo que decían en español y los que hablan español no entendieron lo que decía en inglés

[@omegaaklx303]

Cómo alguien que entiende los 2 idiomas esto es gracioso xD

[@-TA-M01-]

Got it, all I have to do to learn Spanish is get a concussion...
Hmmmm my fridge is lookin real nice rb

[@justyourlocalwitchhunter9184]

Funny thing is this situation kinda happened irl. I forget where i read but long story short this dude lose his memories and think he is spanish while completely forget any other language.

[@ani-256]

no puedo dejar de ver este video ayuda

[@naokosedits8299]

0:47
He sounds like a kazoo

[@slyar]

0:24 'Sí, creo' sounds much better here

[@ivyandgeromhy]

Chistoso 🐍👍🌿

[@Tayla-ChanProd6245]

Poor Kaito.

[@Ink_Cxmyet]

JAKHSKAJSJ pobrecito X"DDD

[@mizukinati0n]

Spa niiiiish

[@snowwhitegoth]

Le queda bien el español a Kaito

[@dreamymelody12]

SLAY

[@so_lmao]

qué rico ser bilingüe

[@inteleonthelizard8338]

welp looks like kaito is okay now

[@terianaturner9473]

Funny enough, this is kinda a real thing that can happen

[@mooneko_0073]

He's gonna become handsome skidword

[@misslucywucy]

Kaito’s wavy AAaAaAaaaaaAaAaA 🗿

[@mafe_rand0m._]

It makes me laugh, haha.

[@CsMsLady80]

0:35 HI HILIARIOUS MIKU

[@5tr82_he11]

HE SOUNDS DRUNK HAHAHA

[@Your_fan13]

pobre Kaito, se dio tremendo golpe en la cabeza ;c

[@fuck_youtube_handles]

damn why did no one tell me this trick? now im sure to pass my spanish gcse

[@CataBelen-gc3bq]

F por Kaito XD

[@Uparutoru]

Oh! That happened to me, but instead of Spanish I started speaking English!

[@Weeaboogod_]

I have ascended

[@Jennie_yeji123]

the miku face: 💀

[@pyorririn]

I don't speak spanish but somehow I get it. 😂😂