【TALKLOID】 Grandma Miku

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  • čas přidán 22. 01. 2022
  • I made this 4 and a half minute Talkloid in literally one sitting, what am I doing with my life. I don't know why this would just not leave my head, but here it is. I could have waited until April 1st to post this, but it was so much work, I felt like it surpassed the effort of a April Fools joke.
    I think it was because I kept hearing things about NT and Synth V that this even came into existence. Yikes. Also, I kind of see Anri as the nice girl next door who would absolutely destroy you in a argument with a smile on her face. Amazing.
    Definitely a regular cover next upload! I think this fills my one Talkloid quota for the year quite nicely, lol.
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Komentáře • 180

  • @cookiedough7660
    @cookiedough7660 Před 2 lety +1601

    I love how she was so prepared to blame her crime on Kaito lmao 💀

  • @blackcatcreations7897
    @blackcatcreations7897 Před rokem +226

    "I'm ready to pee on her lawn"
    "Gross
    Let's do it"

  • @disgustof-riley8338
    @disgustof-riley8338 Před 2 lety +879

    Also, tip, just like how pitch has to go up for questions, pitch has to go down for statements. It really helps!

    • @KalfinaP
      @KalfinaP  Před 2 lety +184

      I did the Talkloid itself in like, a hour and a half, lol. Wasn't too worried about the enunciation or anything, but I'll give it a try next time!

  • @BeansproutPost
    @BeansproutPost Před 2 lety +282

    The sword for Yuuma killed me. I forgot his design isn't official. 😂

    • @dafpunkythrashmanutz
      @dafpunkythrashmanutz Před 2 lety +24

      I keep seeing Roro(the unofficial design) in talkloids or other stuff and I’m glad that VY2 is seen as the original sword!

  • @peachr384
    @peachr384 Před rokem +191

    Anri’s voice was so smooth her first few lines nearly sounded like a human talking g and not just a voice bank

  • @JoelTheParrot
    @JoelTheParrot Před 2 lety +588

    I'm surprised this didn't bring up Solaria
    She sounds startlingly great

    • @KalfinaP
      @KalfinaP  Před 2 lety +97

      Solaria would definitely be in here if I had her, lol

    • @JoelTheParrot
      @JoelTheParrot Před 2 lety +49

      @@KalfinaP I forgot that UTAU is like, the only free vocal synth for a moment there lol. Solaria definitely deserves to be paid for, in all fairness.

    • @Kalfui
      @Kalfui Před 2 lety +17

      @@JoelTheParrot there are paid utaus too sadly

    • @JoelTheParrot
      @JoelTheParrot Před 2 lety

      @@Kalfui Oh, I didn't know. Well, the best vocal synth, Teto, is free, and you can make custom vocal synths for free, so that's all that matters v(^-^)v

    • @sucrose2083
      @sucrose2083 Před rokem +12

      @@KalfinaP Solaria has a lite vb now

  • @cefrinaldi8060
    @cefrinaldi8060 Před 2 lety +300

    In all fairness. I hope synth V bring the glory of vocaloid age back. I already heard solaria and boy! Isnt she a sweetheart.

    • @willflower4919
      @willflower4919 Před rokem +14

      If Synth V will get popular it will be a Synth V era, I doubt that newbes will suddenly decide to get into something like Vocaloid when they have more realistic Synth V

  • @britishkokichi
    @britishkokichi Před 2 lety +336

    Am I the only one whos proud about the length of the talkloid itself,, 😭💕

  • @mikudayo_biggest_fan3939
    @mikudayo_biggest_fan3939 Před rokem +33

    “and SHE didnt know either so Dex came in clutch with his dog ears” LMAO

  • @whatsinswillhecomit
    @whatsinswillhecomit Před rokem +77

    She probably planned this ahead of time she was so ready to frame kaito lol- 💀

  • @Ryuuluver5158
    @Ryuuluver5158 Před 2 lety +113

    "So I can see your eyes fill with despair"
    Was rin possessed by junko

    • @diaquallo
      @diaquallo Před rokem +4

      Yes

    • @TailsK1nnie_help
      @TailsK1nnie_help Před rokem +5

      NESHISHI

    • @Iloverodents
      @Iloverodents Před rokem +5

      Danganronpa fans when they realize that the word “despair” didn’t come from danganronpa:🤓🤓🤓😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😥😥😥😥😥😥😢😢😢😢😪😪😪😪😪🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😠😠😠😠😠😠😤😤😤😤😤😤🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😨😨😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😵😵😵😵😵😵💀💀💀💀💀💀🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦👻👻👻👻👻👻🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️

    • @Ryuuluver5158
      @Ryuuluver5158 Před rokem

      @@Iloverodents lol

    • @stillaproudomorifan
      @stillaproudomorifan Před 2 měsíci

      @@Iloverodents me, a (maybe former?) danganronpa fan: 🤓🤓🤓😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😥😥😥😥😥😥😢😢😢😢😪😪😪😪😪🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😠😠😠😠😠😠😤😤😤😤😤😤🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😨😨😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😵😵😵😵😵😵💀💀💀💀💀💀🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦👻👻👻👻👻👻🧟‍♀🧟‍♀🧟‍♀🧟‍♀🧟‍♀🧟‍♀

  • @oliverispissed
    @oliverispissed Před 2 lety +126

    At least dex is at peace ☺️

  • @parti_popperz
    @parti_popperz Před 2 lety +179

    Wow a talkloid that’s good quality and actually funny? No but really, I love the SynthV appreciation and mild Miku slander lmao

    • @dafpunkythrashmanutz
      @dafpunkythrashmanutz Před 2 lety +13

      I mean at least it’s speaking facts and not “haha funny Len, Fukase, yadda yaddie”.
      (No this isn’t meme squad slander lol)

  • @_Rhatsody
    @_Rhatsody Před 2 lety +102

    lmaooo ANRI the savage. Miku's characterization in this was brilliant

  • @Lady_ETHNE
    @Lady_ETHNE Před 2 lety +80

    What a savage Anri!
    But honestly I feel like all the V1s would be considered grandparents to the Synth-Vs while the V2s would be like moms and dads

  • @yeosstars
    @yeosstars Před rokem +14

    Nah they sound soo realistic i love the robotic voice😭

  • @tatianaguedes6318
    @tatianaguedes6318 Před rokem +16

    Kill me, but in my opinion the Crypton ones will always have a place in my heart, i say that because most songs i heard when young was theirs.

  • @rubyzvoid7063
    @rubyzvoid7063 Před 2 lety +20

    THIS NEEDS TO BE A SERIES

  • @venxorih
    @venxorih Před 2 lety +20

    “I. Love you. Please, step on me.” So true rin

  • @Charlie_E
    @Charlie_E Před rokem +10

    "I'm ready to pee on her lawn"
    Well that came out of nowhere, but I'm ready to become a vocaloid so I can do that

  • @V4Florynn
    @V4Florynn Před 2 lety +26

    This is the funniest talkloid I watched in a long time. Good job

  • @Pascella
    @Pascella Před rokem +7

    NAH WHEN RIN SAID “I love you PLEASE STEP ON ME”
    LIKE NONONO DONT YOU DARE BECOME YOUR BROTHER YOUVE COME TO FAR

  • @Ecliptic-P
    @Ecliptic-P Před 2 lety +24

    I love hearing them talk fast like a real person

  • @borislylesss2808
    @borislylesss2808 Před 2 lety +26

    Wait so dose that make Meiko a fossil?

  • @OtakuPerfect
    @OtakuPerfect Před rokem +8

    I thought miku will be "miku senpai" for them

  • @Dollynyaa
    @Dollynyaa Před rokem +6

    0:40 I love the way how hastune miku says honestly it sounds like she's singing🥰🥰🥺

  • @kirika8900
    @kirika8900 Před 2 lety +28

    I haven't laughed so much in a long time. Great video xD

  • @disgustof-riley8338
    @disgustof-riley8338 Před 2 lety +52

    Rabbit fetish? Pretty sure that's Yukari, not Eleanor

    • @milknhoneyhoney
      @milknhoneyhoney Před 2 lety +20

      YES Yukari is def the rabbit fetish one here, I feel like Eleanor has a _deep love_ for stationery and fountain pens and the smell of ink. and maybe hot wax lmao

    • @disgustof-riley8338
      @disgustof-riley8338 Před 2 lety +6

      @@milknhoneyhoney SHE HAS A WAX FETISH YOUR SO RIGHT WHAT

    • @milknhoneyhoney
      @milknhoneyhoney Před 2 lety +6

      @@disgustof-riley8338 lmfao you KNOW she does!!

  • @_cludy_2210
    @_cludy_2210 Před rokem +10

    I think I'm obsessed with this. It's long, hilarious and beautifully tuned 😁

  • @tomboywarrior3229
    @tomboywarrior3229 Před 2 lety +14

    LMAO I love every bit of this! The comic timing is perfect xD

  • @OTOOO.MASHI_YUNAAII38n2
    @OTOOO.MASHI_YUNAAII38n2 Před 2 lety +18

    It's almost like they're having a FRICKIN RAP BATTLE XDD >W

  • @superseasnails8368
    @superseasnails8368 Před rokem +4

    imagine explaining this to a medieval peasant

  • @personcalledalexis
    @personcalledalexis Před 6 měsíci +3

    0:56 i made my mum afraid of Rin.
    Basically, I explained how she kills Len in practically every song, and played ‘Ant Observation’ and ‘Fear Garden’, explaining meanings to both songs.
    I told her this after she bought me Len and Rin figures.

  • @arandomghost7846
    @arandomghost7846 Před 2 lety +8

    "being dumb is part of who I am" yes.

  • @r21367
    @r21367 Před 2 lety +38

    Honestly, Anri sounds more pleasant to listen to with her tuning than Hatsune Miku lol 😂

  • @r_e_n_e_e
    @r_e_n_e_e Před rokem +4

    I see this is a high-level conversation, gentlemen.🗿🍷

  • @catman4859
    @catman4859 Před rokem +3

    Miku's honestly is just toooo cute!!

  • @blakebelladonna9075
    @blakebelladonna9075 Před 2 lety +8

    This was hilarious. Please make more!

  • @borislylesss2808
    @borislylesss2808 Před 2 lety +4

    The dragging of Hatsune miku

  • @gratedparmesan_
    @gratedparmesan_ Před 2 lety +11

    This is a funny talkloid, I love the inclusion of music ! No one puts that in, lol

  • @Christian17390
    @Christian17390 Před 2 lety +7

    But Kaito and Meiko were released before Miku and the others.
    So technically, they are the Grandparents.

  • @TehAwesomeGod
    @TehAwesomeGod Před rokem +4

    wait until she finds out about Kasane Teto 💀

  • @jjaa_joyjoyartist
    @jjaa_joyjoyartist Před rokem +2

    The "step on me" sounded so real 😂

  • @diaquallo
    @diaquallo Před 2 lety +29

    Why is miku a grandma? Isn't she older than rin? Also I like the synth v babies.

    • @ameladaptivedaydreamer949
      @ameladaptivedaydreamer949 Před 2 lety +10

      Because she still thinks the world is hers... Grandma needs to chill and do some crochet xD

    • @diaquallo
      @diaquallo Před 2 lety +9

      @@ameladaptivedaydreamer949 yeah. Put her in a vocaloid retirement home

    • @KalfinaP
      @KalfinaP  Před 2 lety +21

      She's a Grandma cause she's been around since 2007, and Anri has been out for like, 2 months, lol

    • @diaquallo
      @diaquallo Před 2 lety +5

      @@KalfinaP yeah, anri is the baby.

    • @MysticTheFloofBall
      @MysticTheFloofBall Před 2 lety +5

      Shouldn't Meiko be the grandma? She's older than miku!

  • @Hazey._.
    @Hazey._. Před rokem +2

    They are not talking.
    They are not arguing.
    *They are singing*

  • @kttstrwbry
    @kttstrwbry Před 2 lety +1

    I LOVED THIS SO MUCH

  • @sweetdevil6216
    @sweetdevil6216 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I think it's time for Crypton to upgrade Miku, Len, Rin, Kaito, Meiko too

  • @giselealves4645
    @giselealves4645 Před 2 lety +3

    This was so funny to watch, thanks you

  • @anirecorder2555
    @anirecorder2555 Před rokem +3

    Even if Synth V become more famous than you guys I will still be a fan of Vocaloid 😁 never leave the fandom guys

  • @kay-kay6483
    @kay-kay6483 Před rokem +9

    highkey fuck synth v, realistic does not always mean better, literally vocal synths got popular bc meiko and kaito's "realistic" voice wasn't as popular as miku's cutesy voice. basic af software. never gonna have the legacy vocaloid has.

  • @katsumikurta
    @katsumikurta Před 2 lety +5

    Kaito isn't gonna be happy next day when the cops call🤭

  • @truest-self
    @truest-self Před rokem +1

    I love the way she said suckers 😭😭❤

  • @runatanpai6368
    @runatanpai6368 Před 2 lety +2

    I haven’t laughed this hard at a talkloid in so long. AMAZING JOB LOL.

  • @BelovedDarlingDoll
    @BelovedDarlingDoll Před 2 měsíci +2

    why did I rewatch this after two years,have a panic attack thinking Miku was getting replaced and then read the desc.....i'm traumatized....after Matpat retired I'm scared of the word "bye" in general i'm not ever gonna recover from this shit I fear and on top of that Tommyinit's recent video called "bye bye"?! yeah you youtuber's gotta chill out traumatizing ya girl one blow at a time😃😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @renrokku
    @renrokku Před 2 lety +3

    HELPP THE ENDING

  • @thereseclairecreates
    @thereseclairecreates Před rokem

    The amount of quotables in one video per second

  • @lilibug1177
    @lilibug1177 Před 2 lety +1

    This entire video sounds like a song

  • @CHAOS_CLOWN.
    @CHAOS_CLOWN. Před rokem +1

    "why couldnt len be an only child?"

  • @EienKiseki
    @EienKiseki Před rokem +3

    As a SynthV x Vocaloid x NT original producer, I agree that SynthV is superior. Just take that ez way to do tuning in SynthV

  • @NoonaStarShine3748
    @NoonaStarShine3748 Před rokem +1

    Talkloid is just too funny and entertaining 💀😭

  • @grassgeese3916
    @grassgeese3916 Před rokem +1

    oh my GOD Vocaloid is DIFFFERENT NOW

  • @theryuyami
    @theryuyami Před 2 lety +3

    Ouch, I felt that savagery through the screen.

  • @Luffyluvrr
    @Luffyluvrr Před 2 lety +3

    *Spill the dang tea*

  • @winteriris13
    @winteriris13 Před 9 měsíci +1

    just wait until miku sees how teto is doing now

  • @m_catqueen646
    @m_catqueen646 Před rokem +3

    0:37
    1:50
    That's relatable

  • @aspen-
    @aspen- Před 2 lety

    i wisxh i knew how to do this. this is awesome

  • @ikU-.
    @ikU-. Před 2 lety +2

    Grandmiku

  • @neaosmt1562
    @neaosmt1562 Před rokem +1

    3:26souds like len growl
    Mayday

  • @theoniyxemperor5695
    @theoniyxemperor5695 Před 4 měsíci

    Synth V are pretty good and all but NT voicebanks will always hold a special place in my heart

  • @CDUAFIFTH
    @CDUAFIFTH Před rokem

    no we need an ominous burn with teto please

  • @disgustof-riley8338
    @disgustof-riley8338 Před 2 lety

    PFFFF I CANT BELIEVE THIS

  • @Deathriderfun
    @Deathriderfun Před 2 měsíci

    Never call my hatsune miku grandma miku or you will find yourself in my basement screaming until your voice cracks

  • @yourhighnessshanzay
    @yourhighnessshanzay Před 2 lety

    A dis voice is so pretty

  • @polygawn
    @polygawn Před rokem

    0:37 this is kinda fire

  • @igotdotsinmybrain
    @igotdotsinmybrain Před 2 lety +1

    Fin has been possessed by the spirit of junko enoshima

  • @Gloriku-p
    @Gloriku-p Před rokem +1

    this should have an update with the teto synth v update

  • @delia1902
    @delia1902 Před rokem

    and just when i thought len would finally survive 😔

  • @HerbertEnterprises
    @HerbertEnterprises Před 2 měsíci

    No one can survive Miku (except luka, we dont talk about it)
    THINE LIFE MUST ENDETH!

  • @blainetate743
    @blainetate743 Před 2 lety

    We need sequel, due to the peeing on her lawn.
    Preferably AFTER the deed was done.

  • @lyaannax
    @lyaannax Před 2 lety

    they sound like they're singing

  • @sammii.mp4
    @sammii.mp4 Před rokem +1

    Miku is indeed old

  • @xXDa_R4nd0m_0ni0n_G4rlXx

    sounds like she's singing the words

  • @lollol-gu7wi
    @lollol-gu7wi Před rokem +1

    it jus sounds like miku has adhd, not being stupid- omg ableist rin real?!??!??!? /j

  • @lavenderbxnni_7249
    @lavenderbxnni_7249 Před 2 lety +1

    rip len

  • @GinIbushiKinnie
    @GinIbushiKinnie Před rokem +1

    Do you remember Elenor?
    The white-haired girl with a rabbit fetish?
    *I AM DECEASED*

  • @YazsW0rld
    @YazsW0rld Před rokem

    XD THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANT-

  • @shadowsoulless6227
    @shadowsoulless6227 Před 9 měsíci

    "feel free to tell anyone, Even the police" 😂😂😂😂

  • @spinosaurusgirl09
    @spinosaurusgirl09 Před rokem

    " N O T P O G G E R S "

  • @hawkfeather6802
    @hawkfeather6802 Před rokem

    These guys are fun to watch argue 😂

  • @sarahselvarengaraju4646
    @sarahselvarengaraju4646 Před 2 lety +1

    Poor Len.

  • @kagechu2005BISVG
    @kagechu2005BISVG Před rokem +2

    Trusty rusty spoon

  • @fnaf_1987_
    @fnaf_1987_ Před rokem +1

    click here for best part of the talkloid: 3:14
    was my favourite LOLLLL

  • @some_vocaloid_freak7065
    @some_vocaloid_freak7065 Před rokem +1

    Rip dex

  • @zay_na
    @zay_na Před rokem

    Miku best girl forever

  • @cheezekeke3951
    @cheezekeke3951 Před rokem

    “Say whaat?”

  • @jonathanschenck8154
    @jonathanschenck8154 Před rokem

    ~Last time you ever lend a hat to awful
    construction hijacking vocaloid or twin.~

  • @kora_v3193
    @kora_v3193 Před rokem +1

    then at the end Len dies for the billionth time 💀

  • @n1ch0l4st8
    @n1ch0l4st8 Před rokem

    I feel like superman and supergirl should pop up

  • @ReiiRei_39
    @ReiiRei_39 Před rokem

    Nt miku sounds good if u tune her good

  • @XboxSniperlegend630
    @XboxSniperlegend630 Před rokem +1

    And now this is why miku was buried under that ramen shop…

    • @Foxi_Kireyo
      @Foxi_Kireyo Před 7 měsíci

      𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓶𝓲𝓴𝓾'𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓭