I Turned EGYPT into the Most BROKEN KINGDOM in Crusader Kings 3

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  • čas přidán 3. 11. 2023
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    How I Turned EGYPT into the Most OVERPOWERED KINGDOM in Crusader Kings 3? Easy! By using one of the most overlooked and amazingly broken development area in CK3, in combination with the best terrain in the game and a men at arms troop that is so stupidly powerful It's almost a bug! All while forming the STRONGEST Nile Kingdom in all of CK3!
    In this video, Koifish will play as the incredibly overpowered and strong Nubian culture, with their insanely good Nile Archers! A men at arms troop that deals insane damage in floodplains! Our goal will be to conquer all of the legendary river Nile, from the sea in the north, to the floodplain delta in the south!
    There's a whole bunch of Kingdoms that can be formed in Crusader Kings 3, but there's also a bunch of hidden formable nations that many CK3 players have yet to find and form! These formable ck3 kingdoms and ck3 empires require super specific events, decisions and triggers in order to form them and in this video we will show you how to play as some of the most unknown countries in crusader kings 3.
    But this kingdom is one of the basic ones, but has the insane power of floodplains, a terrain type that boosts your Crusader Kings 3 development to incredible levels! This is the BEST way to play tall and build Development in CK3! And how to Create the most BROKEN and TALL kingdom in Crusader Kings 3!
    I will be using all the tips and tricks and strategies that I went over in my Lifestyle guide series, mainly focusing on Martial and Learning! I'm also playing with all the current DLC, Including Northern Lords, Royal Court and Fate of Iberia! Although I'm playing near Persia, I do not currently have Legacy of Persia enabled!
    #crusaderkings3 #ck3 #paradox
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Komentáře • 160

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  Před 7 měsíci +52

    FFXIV Online's free trial includes content up to the first two expansions Heavensward & Stormblood, until level 70, with unlimited game time! Check it out here: wehy.pe/y/31/Koifish

    • @williek08472
      @williek08472 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Oh heck yeah

    • @MunchKING
      @MunchKING Před 7 měsíci +2

      After your "Free trip to the Nile", I'm not sure I trust your definition of "free" anymore.

  • @MajorBluesZ
    @MajorBluesZ Před 7 měsíci +355

    The moment Koifish stops using haesteinn. We know the world is ending. XD

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Před 7 měsíci +95

      I will soon release the ULTIMATE HAESTEINN VIDEO!

    • @samuelwolch1302
      @samuelwolch1302 Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@Koifishwill it finally get Haesteinn out of your system, or will we need to have an intervention?

    • @orirotem2298
      @orirotem2298 Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@@samuelwolch1302haesteinn wont allow it haesteinn and koifish are meant to be forever together

    • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
      @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@samuelwolch1302Haesteinn is part of Koifish now. You cannot remove one without risking the life of the other.

    • @Silcy6501
      @Silcy6501 Před 7 měsíci

      Haesteinn for life😍@@Koifish

  • @greenturret6772
    @greenturret6772 Před 7 měsíci +174

    Thanks for your very entertaining series! I have but one question. There's a famous saying of old that goes: 'One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor.' You've taken Haesteinn to nearly every corner of Earth's world, but will Haesteinn ever take a stroll through Middle-Earth?

    • @mementomori771
      @mementomori771 Před 7 měsíci +14

      This is actually genius

    • @Davion197
      @Davion197 Před 7 měsíci +5

      The LOTR mod is really, really good.

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Před 7 měsíci +42

      Let's just say...
      Haesteinn is taking the hobbits to Isengard!
      And a long time legend such as yourself will come along for the journey!

  • @EDF1919
    @EDF1919 Před 7 měsíci +133

    Always a good day when Koifish uploads

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Před 7 měsíci +29

      Always a good day when I get comments like this! :D

    • @sethhenty6128
      @sethhenty6128 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Always a good day when Koifish comments

  • @skulblaka17
    @skulblaka17 Před 7 měsíci +70

    Considering Koifish addiction I was expectiong Haesteen to become a pharao, but it didn't happen. Now i'm sad.

  • @panose6542
    @panose6542 Před 7 měsíci +27

    the coptic language is a blend of Greek and Egyptian, Coptic Christianity is one of the anti Chalcedonian Churches that are now grouped into "Oriental Orthodox" nowadays

  • @Ludrovisco
    @Ludrovisco Před 7 měsíci +23

    I love living the DeNile! Thank you Koifish for giving me a trip (paid by myself) to it!

  • @TungstenArm
    @TungstenArm Před 7 měsíci +29

    If you haven’t already recorded the next video, remember that you have the Buy Claim option! That allows you to buy a claim on the Seljuk Empire!

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Před 7 měsíci +8

      Oh I am very much aware! :D Part 2 coming tomorrow!

  • @h3nder
    @h3nder Před 7 měsíci +17

    I love the Stronghold Crusaders music.

  • @molybdaen11
    @molybdaen11 Před 7 měsíci +13

    The production quality really went up with editing, background music and more clean cuts.
    Also congratulation for getting a sponsoring from a big fish.

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Před 7 měsíci +7

      Thank you! I will carry this message to my editor basement! :D

  • @thetaikonaut8397
    @thetaikonaut8397 Před 7 měsíci +33

    My favorite River Kingdom. It’s cool to look at with the Pyramids and the University at Cairo.

  • @DarkWorldOrder
    @DarkWorldOrder Před 7 měsíci +5

    Loved the use of classic stronghold sounds. Hit me right in the childhood

  • @favre4ever39
    @favre4ever39 Před 7 měsíci +5

    The Stronghold Crusader influence in this video was strong as heck

  • @spartaks9849
    @spartaks9849 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The signs of the end of the world
    1 - Wars
    2 - Hunger
    3 - Diseases
    4 - Koifish got rid of his addiction of Haesteinn

  • @Ottocide
    @Ottocide Před 7 měsíci +3

    The Nubian+Egyptan culture mix is actually insane. So many OP units and OP bonuses to your already OP land. I must play this!

  • @zorcoom5485
    @zorcoom5485 Před 7 měsíci +5

    this editing was fantastic

  • @AmericaIncapableComplexThought
    @AmericaIncapableComplexThought Před 7 měsíci +7

    I'm honestly surprised you didn't decide to conquer The Nile as Haesteinn. It's good to see you still have some restraint.

  • @awesomepork101
    @awesomepork101 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Loving the editing in this video! Fantastic work, Koifish!

  • @benjaminwells3310
    @benjaminwells3310 Před 7 měsíci +7

    Koifish, my only regret is that I cannot subscribe to you anymore than I already have

  • @arkodutta3273
    @arkodutta3273 Před 7 měsíci +3

    That "Living in the Nile" got me.🤣🤣

  • @emilianohermosilla3996
    @emilianohermosilla3996 Před 7 měsíci +8

    I love your CK3 videos, Koifish!

  • @paleshmellexptm7826
    @paleshmellexptm7826 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Koifish I would love to see you do a how to play guide it can even be with Haesteinn. I really love watching your videos. I started playing ck3 thanks to your videos.

  • @rinderkaiserchan1459
    @rinderkaiserchan1459 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Love the Stonghold Crusader music and archer comments

  • @sarchlalaith8836
    @sarchlalaith8836 Před 7 měsíci +5

    In this strategy getting some Dutch culture for polders would also really help you.
    Also hybridise with your vassel culture for dev growth from collective lands.

  • @noctusfury6918
    @noctusfury6918 Před 2 měsíci

    This is a pretty fun idea! Thanks for sharing! ❤

  • @alexlower505
    @alexlower505 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I feel like we missed a great opportunity to create the Nileist culture: to believe in nothing...except the Nile.

  • @alexsmith2910
    @alexsmith2910 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Thank you for the entertaining video.

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear Před 7 měsíci +8

    You should've played a Kordofan faith character, to also restore the ancient gods of Egypt. xD

  • @ram5s858
    @ram5s858 Před 7 měsíci

    Your videos always make my day koifish, thanks

  • @m.hosseinimani5765
    @m.hosseinimani5765 Před 10 dny

    14:26
    Oh god is that Stronghold Crusaders theme I'm hearing? Missed that so much
    Thank you for your videos btw
    They always make my day

  • @laravermillion3875
    @laravermillion3875 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Mister Fish, I love your narration so much!

  • @Grimtouch
    @Grimtouch Před 7 měsíci +1

    I literally did this start and game last week:) so pumped:) love the content Koifish...love from Canada:)

    • @fallingphoenix2341
      @fallingphoenix2341 Před 7 měsíci +1

      If you have the latest patch with the accolades, you can go even crazier. For lots of retinue types there's an accolade who will increase max retinue size ánd makes then even better. I could build size 18 heavy infantry retinues with high stats, with a good ruler I was just wiping armies left and right.
      A bit later in the campaign I got the siege accolade, I had 30 day sieges! With one siege retinue! This eventually got less good because the AI increased Fort level of the centuries...
      You can probably stack several bonuses for Nile archers fighting in Flood Plaines.

  • @peskifrenchi8832
    @peskifrenchi8832 Před 7 měsíci +1

    That Stronghold Crusaders audio clip made me so happy 😂

  • @victorhino26
    @victorhino26 Před 7 měsíci

    Can't wait for part2!

  • @KuklusKlanas
    @KuklusKlanas Před 7 měsíci

    great video, hope more is on the way with CK3 or other Paradox Games

  • @HighWarlordJC
    @HighWarlordJC Před 6 měsíci

    Loved the stronghold crusader "archers ready" sound byte.

  • @callum105
    @callum105 Před 7 měsíci +1

    liking the stronghold music and reference

  • @goatops9872
    @goatops9872 Před 7 měsíci

    Excellent video gang

  • @simoncodrington
    @simoncodrington Před 7 měsíci

    Can't wait for the next one!

  • @Nijlandboy
    @Nijlandboy Před 7 měsíci +2

    I want to see Koifish make a video where he takes advantage of the war elephants and stampedes over his enemies!

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 Před 7 měsíci +1

    That living in denial joke was top notch!

  • @CoolChris2080
    @CoolChris2080 Před 7 měsíci +1

    That introduction was perfection.

  • @TheMonkeystick
    @TheMonkeystick Před 6 měsíci +1

    What makes the nile archers disgusting in flood plains is that they get that +30(!) pursuit, so if you win a battle they slaughter them on the retreat. That, plus the Sahel horsemen for the Mubarizun counter, makes Nubian troops almost tailor-made to wreck Arab armies

  • @safisiddiqui6368
    @safisiddiqui6368 Před měsícem

    Living in Denial # Living in De-nile # Living in the nile!
    I will never forget this joke!
    Epic! 😂😂😂

  • @xRakkeS
    @xRakkeS Před 7 měsíci +1

    Very nice vid! A holy war for some egyptian land in the beginning would have been okay since the fatimids are ismail'i so wouldnt get any help from outside

  • @jmgallo7434
    @jmgallo7434 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Great video. The word you were looking for isnt Nilean, it's Nilotic

  • @iorransilva8596
    @iorransilva8596 Před 7 měsíci

    Koi's commentaries are pure gold!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @punchbag9305
    @punchbag9305 Před 7 měsíci

    gosh darn no free trip to the nile paid by me i was already subscribed

  • @MrTeryable
    @MrTeryable Před 6 měsíci

    oh boy, the soundtrack from the stronghold crusader, magnificent❤

  • @bernard832
    @bernard832 Před 7 měsíci

    The floodplains in the Nile delta and the special buildings are really strong.

  • @MausOfTheHouse
    @MausOfTheHouse Před 7 měsíci

    With the gondola reference and the remark at 10:52 I realised that you're overtly chuddy

    • @nikkimitchable
      @nikkimitchable Před 7 měsíci +1

      what does this mean. go outside love people smell flowers. "Chuddy" is not a word

  • @garthsimpson5565
    @garthsimpson5565 Před 7 měsíci

    Really inspired by the content. Even doing my own Haesteinn dynasty run. Took over Jerusalem and made Viking Jews. Built the temple and peacefully spreading through Egypt up to persia BY FORCE. Been a fun time. Good stuff. 👍

  • @lukasbez7000
    @lukasbez7000 Před měsícem

    *Family Words: "I'm in the Nile" ... *calls his Dog "Nile" - Ayo WHAT?!?

  • @yunusemreyc
    @yunusemreyc Před 7 měsíci

    i became subscriber a long time ago i have gain nothing but haesteinn addiction from this channel, i dont regret tho

  • @nicolasgonzalez629
    @nicolasgonzalez629 Před 7 měsíci

    that intro was *chef kiss*

  • @PraiseJ-Pope
    @PraiseJ-Pope Před 7 měsíci +1

    6:20 How Narnia should have ended

  • @joshbeckett9255
    @joshbeckett9255 Před 7 měsíci

    Yessir we living in the Nile with this one boys

  • @sircampalot001
    @sircampalot001 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Why are you not using the Character finder? You can be getting 20+ skills in your council all day every day by inviting wanderers to your court.
    Plus getting custom-ordered wives from the peasantry is just too good.

  • @wilhelmlautenschlager3843
    @wilhelmlautenschlager3843 Před 6 měsíci

    Nice intro. Love it 😂

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish Před 7 měsíci

    Let's get that River!

  • @Legend00Death
    @Legend00Death Před 7 měsíci

    No idea what koifish did this Video at the beginning. I was Buddy Vibing to age of mythology music

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear Před 7 měsíci +2

    AGE OF MYTHOLOGY MUSIC!

  • @Rellikein
    @Rellikein Před 7 měsíci +2

    Koifish the 🐐

  • @shohan5772
    @shohan5772 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Fine I'll do that Nile Kingdom myself,
    With Haesteinn.

  • @ChargeQM
    @ChargeQM Před 7 měsíci

    >scottish egyptians with the Strong trait
    Theres an ancient text Lets Play that approves

  • @motv1nd193
    @motv1nd193 Před 7 měsíci +1

    living in denial? LIVING IN THE NILE

  • @jesperazza
    @jesperazza Před 4 měsíci

    Love the Age of Mythology music

  • @maytriks4215
    @maytriks4215 Před 3 měsíci

    what's all the background music in this video? especially the one with the woman singing

  • @shenpai1566
    @shenpai1566 Před 7 měsíci

    I'd recognize that Stronghold: Crusader "Archers ready!" anywhere.

  • @KingJupiter
    @KingJupiter Před 7 měsíci +2

    Coptic comes from the greek word Aígyptos which means Egypt
    It basically just means "Egyptian Christianity"

  • @archieloughlin2670
    @archieloughlin2670 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Ok but what about hasting into Nubia?

  • @Cunnyisseur
    @Cunnyisseur Před 7 měsíci

    I want part 2 🙏

  • @jjakek2943
    @jjakek2943 Před 7 měsíci

    I subscribed! waiting for the epic trip to the nile🫠

  • @oppenz3723
    @oppenz3723 Před 7 měsíci

    As a Viking addict myaelf Koifish is the guy I look up when I'm in my withdrawal state

  • @raghvendrasinghtanwar
    @raghvendrasinghtanwar Před 7 měsíci +1

    Waiting forpart2

  • @oyoudumb
    @oyoudumb Před 2 měsíci

    i just started playing and tried nubia and they didnt let me build anything or upgrade crown authority past level to or even upgrade my men at arms past 3 which were also capped at 3 :/ how

  • @Angels-Haven
    @Angels-Haven Před 7 měsíci

    he really is living in the nile

  • @maxwellhouck12
    @maxwellhouck12 Před 7 měsíci

    Wait hold on this whole time I thought you were an actual koi fish 😮

  • @kitimaksbiti9144
    @kitimaksbiti9144 Před 7 měsíci

    music from stronghold crusader love u

  • @Aisphodel
    @Aisphodel Před 7 měsíci

    Holy shit, an ad for the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV Online, which now has a free trial that includes the award-winning first expansion Heavensward and the world's most second expansion Stormblood? In the wild?

  • @Taison77
    @Taison77 Před 7 měsíci +2

    FF14 is the shit! Best time of my life

  • @OchaFauzan01
    @OchaFauzan01 Před 7 měsíci

    These stronghold crusader sounds man💀

  • @noahsimulated6124
    @noahsimulated6124 Před 7 měsíci

    18:45 he already was in the nile

  • @MrSharpshooter124
    @MrSharpshooter124 Před 4 měsíci

    Great video you should have change the motto to i am living in denial

  • @pedromadrigali187
    @pedromadrigali187 Před 7 měsíci

    25:41 that make me crack up 💀💀💀

  • @Arghgl
    @Arghgl Před 7 měsíci

    Koifish would rather travel across Continents to the fucking Nile than go to Therapy

  • @breadstick4458
    @breadstick4458 Před 7 měsíci +2

    koifsih not playing Haesting??

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Před 7 měsíci

    Ah yes the resurgence of ancient Nile empires 🇪🇬🗿👌😎👍

  • @ohNojames
    @ohNojames Před 7 měsíci

    I have conquered Egypt as Haesteinn many many times.

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch Před 7 měsíci

    The editing in this is some top tier stuff

  • @BradlyClarke
    @BradlyClarke Před 7 měsíci

    Best wishes

  • @stalebread9424
    @stalebread9424 Před 7 měsíci +1

    You could convert to kushitism in the next video bring back the old gods

  • @themasteredbeast8878
    @themasteredbeast8878 Před 7 měsíci

    you should play princes of darkness and make a vampire heistein

  • @vendetta8022
    @vendetta8022 Před 7 měsíci

    Finally, someone realized how broken Egypt is,,,

  • @OompaL0ompa
    @OompaL0ompa Před 7 měsíci

    i was watching in denial.

  • @Paperp1ate
    @Paperp1ate Před 7 měsíci

    banger vid

  • @FunkyMonkeyI
    @FunkyMonkeyI Před 7 měsíci

    Oh hail Pharaoh

  • @netunooog
    @netunooog Před 7 měsíci

    Wait.... since I subed awhile ago does that mean I don't get a free trip to Nile that I have to pay for :( not fair.

  • @billyseay5270
    @billyseay5270 Před 7 měsíci

    It's funny how I was making the Kingdom of Mann and the Isle, meanwhile Haestings( dont know how to spell sorry) took all of Ingland by himself 🤣🤣

  • @fatherkiwi9312
    @fatherkiwi9312 Před 7 měsíci

    Bring back haestinia and the haestinian line