The Internet Turned On Bert Kreischer...

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  • @macnico9987
    @macnico9987 Před 3 měsíci +8481

    Don't start dissing Bert about never letting someone talk when you just sat there for an hour and didn't ask me a single question.

  • @survivaltipsandtricks4042
    @survivaltipsandtricks4042 Před 3 měsíci +4316

    “40yo frat boy” explains Bert the best.

    • @pegcity4eva
      @pegcity4eva Před 3 měsíci +99

      He's 40? He looks 60

    • @survivaltipsandtricks4042
      @survivaltipsandtricks4042 Před 3 měsíci +97

      @@pegcity4evaall that alcohol lol but he’s actually 51, when that was said about him he was in his 40’s

    • @ls_812
      @ls_812 Před 3 měsíci +27

      You misspelled "fat boi"

    • @berict
      @berict Před 3 měsíci +17

      He's mid 50's now, so using that image for 15 years is amazing

    • @dripsonice413
      @dripsonice413 Před 3 měsíci +5

      You mean 50**

  • @marcofestino
    @marcofestino Před 3 měsíci +103

    I own 7 parrots. They are chill with loud noises, but when bert started laughing the room became a battle zone

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal Před 2 měsíci +3

      Bro my parrots love loud noises a little too much. They always want to make friends with the loud noise.

  • @imGeistevereint
    @imGeistevereint Před 3 měsíci +299

    Berts last name literally translated from German would mean "Screecher" which is quiet fitting considering his screechy laugh lol.

    • @dev1040
      @dev1040 Před 28 dny +3

      That’s insanely ironic

    • @billMcLatentspace
      @billMcLatentspace Před 17 dny

      Flashback to Bert's great great great x50 grandfather getting his whole family named after that laugh in 955 AD

  • @nukm4
    @nukm4 Před 3 měsíci +1724

    Bobby Lee: "You're an alcoholic."
    Bert: "... I'm not drinking right now."

    • @TheSakufighter
      @TheSakufighter Před 3 měsíci +89

      And then proceeds to call Bobby an addict. Deflect and then gaslight 😆

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 Před 3 měsíci +11

      what are you even supposed to say to that, like how do you respond to that if you're Bobby Lee

    • @spoons250
      @spoons250 Před 3 měsíci +16

      Uh dude, Like you fukin SEE i set my bottle of whiskey down over there when I walked in! I DID need a comedown from the drive over, after all.

    • @tyr1098
      @tyr1098 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Yeah. A new definition to the word delusional. Him, Shaub, and Bryan Callen I cant stand listening to.

    • @jordynk6651
      @jordynk6651 Před 3 měsíci +6

      bobby not funny either

  • @aster2600
    @aster2600 Před 3 měsíci +1144

    I like how he says he's not an alcoholic while staring into the distance with his watery, blurry eyes

    • @HW-ow9zp
      @HW-ow9zp Před 3 měsíci +29

      skin got that iridescent yellowis reddish alchy look to it also haha

    • @justbigstepbro9167
      @justbigstepbro9167 Před 3 měsíci +27

      He literally gets emotional when talks about how much he loves alcohol. “Lost weight” for alcohol, but he isn’t an alcoholic. Referenced an experience where he lost feeling in half his body, still went back to alcohol.

    • @Beholder505
      @Beholder505 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@justbigstepbro9167that’s part of his act of being the machine. He’s not actually getting emotional. He’s pretending to be. And the dude quits drinking all the time. For extended periods of time. An alcoholic will get sick if they don’t have a drink for a few hours. Bert just parties

    • @Beholder505
      @Beholder505 Před 3 měsíci

      @@HW-ow9zpread up on confirmation bias. I know with ruddy skin complications who don’t drink

    • @justbigstepbro9167
      @justbigstepbro9167 Před 3 měsíci +27

      @@Beholder505 that is not true at all. There are many degrees of alcoholism , the kind you are referring to is EXTREME and rare. Bert is a functioning alcoholic, he literally acts like an alcoholic in every way, EXCEPT hiding drinking, he proudly states that he loves it. This is more than a character dude, sometimes when people show you who they are , you believe them, Bert is an example of that. I understand you can love alcohol and not be an alcoholic, unfortunately in my armchair opinion, he comes off as an alcoholic.

  • @snoookie456
    @snoookie456 Před 3 měsíci +132

    Joe Rogan trying to figure out how many 750 ml bottles of wine are in a 5 l box of wine is the highlight of my day.

    • @XGrimzukiX
      @XGrimzukiX Před měsícem

      Anything to make you feel superior in anyway despite being inferior in every aspect. Physical, mentally, financially etc. . Seeing a jealous JR hater is the true highlight.

    • @Blake-pn6xm
      @Blake-pn6xm Před 12 dny +6

      @@XGrimzukiXremember to zip it up when you’re done bro

    • @XGrimzukiX
      @XGrimzukiX Před 12 dny

      @@Blake-pn6xm just salty cause you know I’m right. Cute.

    • @Balingy
      @Balingy Před 8 dny +1

      ​@XGrimzukiX your profile says that you'll ban anyone for a price. Can you ban Joe Rogan for me please?

  • @bluj1143
    @bluj1143 Před 3 měsíci +54

    Why did this video about Bert Kreischer randomly go into a 45 minute tangent about Brendan Schaub

    • @acorpuscallosum6947
      @acorpuscallosum6947 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Yeah made no sense

    • @Ccberry98
      @Ccberry98 Před 2 měsíci

      I was seeing if anyone else noticed that…

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal Před 2 měsíci +9

      As explained in the beginning of the video, this video isnt just about Bert. Sorry about your short attention span.

    • @Ccberry98
      @Ccberry98 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@ZeallustImmortal Man, you miss one sentence of script in a video this long and it’s an attention span issue? Not only that, the whole video was filler after Bert, this creator had over half of his video as just clips from other people/podcasts. Felt like the biggest waste of time.

    • @adrianescobar3335
      @adrianescobar3335 Před 13 dny

      @@Ccberry98ok then why are you so invested? If you don’t like this CZcamsr than why waste so much time?

  • @Tbanksss
    @Tbanksss Před 3 měsíci +1008

    Bert genuinely thinks he’s “in shape” and that is the funniest thing he’s ever said on camera

    • @verakoo6187
      @verakoo6187 Před 3 měsíci +10

      He actually is tho lol. Go watch the competetion with Bobby Lee on bussin with the boys. Probably from the T but dude is jacked.

    • @Tbanksss
      @Tbanksss Před 3 měsíci +61

      @@verakoo6187 absolutely not

    • @Hegataro
      @Hegataro Před 3 měsíci +23

      He's "in shape" compared to how he is normally but by no other standard

    • @zeke7515
      @zeke7515 Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@@Hegataro Dunno how many people can just decide one day they're going to run a marathon and actually do it.
      You can carry a lot of extra weight and your organs can manage provided they're getting exercised regularly.

    • @Stinky_Couch_Pickle
      @Stinky_Couch_Pickle Před 3 měsíci +9

      Nah, His funniest joke is still on its way, Liver failure.

  • @carterrogers7722
    @carterrogers7722 Před 3 měsíci +932

    The Voices is actually an insane movie, I love it so much. Ryan Reynolds plays a schizophrenic accidental serial killer who talks to his pets. It's ridiculous and so funny.

    • @helixxia9320
      @helixxia9320 Před 3 měsíci +15

      i wanna watch that now lol

    • @squatchit5700
      @squatchit5700 Před 3 měsíci +44

      He's basically playing a milder version of Deadpool..

    • @TheLiquidheat2643
      @TheLiquidheat2643 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Yeah I couldn't believe I never heard of it when I first watched and and I seen it like 5 times now. 10/10 all day

    • @zoorenard1101
      @zoorenard1101 Před 3 měsíci +10

      That movie is SO FUNNY 😂 if you lik3 dark humour

    • @jacoballenfilmz4957
      @jacoballenfilmz4957 Před 3 měsíci +6

      I’m pretty sure “the proposal” was what put him in the a-list map?

  • @papadeuce5311
    @papadeuce5311 Před měsícem +8

    "Brendan Schaub is to comedy what Brendan Schaub is to MMA" killed me, I am posting this via Ouija board

  • @noodlesofoodles
    @noodlesofoodles Před 3 měsíci +35

    bert comparing an alcoholic to a shark attack victim just shows how little he actually understands alcoholism

  • @tylerturner3145
    @tylerturner3145 Před 3 měsíci +1073

    The funniest thing I've ever seen from 2 Bears 1 Cave was when Tom found out Bert was drinking a giant Kool-Aid, a 64oz Kool-Aid

    • @GhstSecurity
      @GhstSecurity Před 3 měsíci +49

      What's even more funny about this is that this came up in like the first 10 episodes... so it hasn't made you laugh in a minute

    • @tylerturner3145
      @tylerturner3145 Před 3 měsíci +32

      @@GhstSecurity I never watched the show, I just saw that clip floating around.

    • @gabe5816
      @gabe5816 Před 3 měsíci +14

      @@tylerturner3145woah bro, you never watched the show but feel knowledgeable enough about it to voice your opinion about the funniest thing you’ve ever seen from the show that you once again didn’t watch? That’s pretty wild man

    • @Donovarkhallum
      @Donovarkhallum Před 3 měsíci

      Out of all the clips probably. Shut up.​@@gabe5816

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk Před 3 měsíci +63

      @@gabe5816is it? Saying the funniest joke by X doesn’t imply you have seen everything they have done.

  • @moneysqueeze7164
    @moneysqueeze7164 Před 3 měsíci +1172

    people forget that Sober October was literally made to help Bert stop drinking.

    • @AliciaJL
      @AliciaJL Před 3 měsíci +26

      no it wasn't lool

    • @vinzo0913
      @vinzo0913 Před 3 měsíci +58

      It was made by the charity that helped look after my mum when she was dying of cancer, Macmillan Cancer Care, both to raise money and try to help people be mindful about their alcohol consumption, in 2014. I know this because that was the year she was diagnosed with lymphoma.

    • @TheGoonSquadd
      @TheGoonSquadd Před 3 měsíci +15

      lol I remember hearing sober October back in 2006

    • @jjhaya
      @jjhaya Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@@vinzo0913sounds like a great charity 😮, Condolence to your mom 🙏.

    • @potshrooms69
      @potshrooms69 Před 3 měsíci +21

      I’m actually the reason for sober October. I used to drink a LOT and then I decided I would stop in October. Literally chose the month because it rhymes with sober

  • @stevemartinez3510
    @stevemartinez3510 Před 3 měsíci +76

    This video started off dissing Bert to dissing other comedians to demolishing Shaub to Bobby Lee like bro what😂

    • @TrouserSnake12
      @TrouserSnake12 Před 3 měsíci +20

      yea this video felt like someone off their Adderall meds

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Basically the time is running out for all these podcast comics. People have better things to do & they’re not that funny. 👋

  • @TheBlueMagpie
    @TheBlueMagpie Před 3 měsíci +13

    Honestly, I think he has ADHD, interrupting (which he can see himself doing, apologises but can't seem to help) easily distracted, talking about himself when others are telling their stories (it's how we show we are listening and relating) etc, and something that a lot of undiagnosed ADHD people do is end up "self medicating" with drugs or alcohol 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @Moon_Quake
      @Moon_Quake Před měsícem +2

      Has nothing to do with "ADHD". Hes a textbook definition of a narcissist.

  • @berke2336
    @berke2336 Před 3 měsíci +685

    Tom and Joe's dynamic with Bert has become to just let him talk until he becomes a parody of himself, then just laugh AT him while he picks up on none of it

    • @nobrainonlyfloof961
      @nobrainonlyfloof961 Před 3 měsíci +45

      No if you really listen to sone interviews they are so violently concerned.

    • @aaronottermann5824
      @aaronottermann5824 Před 3 měsíci +8

      ​@@nobrainonlyfloof961They are comedians, they laugh at the pain. Laugh at Bert to cope with your own painful concern for him and the way he rejects help.

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 Před 3 měsíci +1873

    Bert drinks a gallon of Kool-Aid every day and scammed Sony out of millions. We can roast him all we want, but he won.

    • @Redactstrength
      @Redactstrength Před 3 měsíci +162

      Death before 60 is a strange prize for winning.

    • @michaelmorgan6674
      @michaelmorgan6674 Před 3 měsíci

      u got it jonny@@JonnySins01

    • @milkgotlost
      @milkgotlost Před 3 měsíci +1

      what about milk

    • @gixch
      @gixch Před 3 měsíci +54

      *fake whine laugh that is ear piercingly annoying starts*

    • @stone_the_stone
      @stone_the_stone Před 3 měsíci +35

      He's a narcist though. He surely won't think he won, he's desperate for people to like him.

  • @justinetters4544
    @justinetters4544 Před 2 měsíci +7

    "People are turning on bad comedians" there i fixed it for you. Comedy is thriving right now famo

  • @erik7271
    @erik7271 Před 3 měsíci +14

    "I REALLY LOVE HOW BERT ALLOWS TOM TO LISTEN" OMFG ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL HAHAHA HAAAD ME DEEEEAD

  • @jimcornettestennisracket5920
    @jimcornettestennisracket5920 Před 3 měsíci +302

    It is so insane to me how someone can say the main reason they are trying to stay "healthy" is so they can continue to drink but also refuse to admit theyre an alcoholic.

    • @mikezbr
      @mikezbr Před 3 měsíci +10

      When I was on opiates, I was in the best shape in my life. I was the smartest I ever was, grass was greener, food tasted better.

    • @verakoo6187
      @verakoo6187 Před 3 měsíci +1

      He has said he's an alcoholic several times before lol.

    • @wildcat8598
      @wildcat8598 Před 3 měsíci +1

      At the same time is nowhere near healthy😂

    • @travihuncho
      @travihuncho Před 3 měsíci

      @@mikezbrsounds about par for the course my friend lol

    • @user-yu4lp8jg9v
      @user-yu4lp8jg9v Před 3 měsíci +4

      maybe they just enjoy alcohol. Its the same thing as someone who loves to over-eat garbage food but exercise to deal with it. The worst part is probably dealing with lames telling him how to live.

  • @yoda5436
    @yoda5436 Před 3 měsíci +783

    bert is insanely cool for 2 types of people, teenagers who've never had alchohol, and divorced dads who've had way too much

    • @houstonmiller7191
      @houstonmiller7191 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Married, with kids, and drink socially once a month or so, and I think the dudes hilarious, guess I'm the exception?

    • @peik_haikyuu2265
      @peik_haikyuu2265 Před 3 měsíci

      @@houstonmiller7191im 19 drank at a few parties and ive been watching him for years lol

    • @KalmaLang
      @KalmaLang Před 3 měsíci

      yeah seems like it @@houstonmiller7191

    • @Skarry
      @Skarry Před 3 měsíci +66

      ​@@houstonmiller7191oh, you don't know yet, huh?

    • @johnmillay6790
      @johnmillay6790 Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@@Skarry😂😂😂🎉

  • @neffetsrelkniwressua
    @neffetsrelkniwressua Před 3 měsíci +6

    Bert‘s Machine bit is like Bart‘s „I didn’t do it“ but he somehow hasn’t had his „woozle wazzle“ moment yet.

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Před 3 měsíci +12

    It’s honestly baffling how disconnected he is from reality. You’d think multiple people in your life seriously telling you that you have a problem with alcohol would open your eyes, but he seems completely boozeblind to it all.

  • @MMoo222
    @MMoo222 Před 3 měsíci +514

    When I first started drinking, it was slow/ casual. Then, I started drinking more while gaming with friends. I got to the point where I would get off work and started shaking, so I drank as soon as I got home. I then quit my job, started drinking morning to night, and woke up in pain/shaking. I only stopped cause my doctor was like, "You aren't going to see next year." I just turned 31, I'm also going to be 3 years sober this year. I drank for 7 years, and I would say for about 5-6 of those years, I denied being an alcoholic since I could still work/function.
    I hope Bert realizes that even tho there are times you can go without drinking, it doesn't mean you aren't an alcoholic. Just means you are just a functioning alcoholic.
    (At my worst, I was drinking 2 5ths of whisky (1500ml) daily.)

    • @FlaccidPancake
      @FlaccidPancake Před 3 měsíci +57

      Congrats on being almost 3 years sober!

    • @Fruitflyonyourwall
      @Fruitflyonyourwall Před 3 měsíci +38

      Congrats on your sobriety journey. You should be so proud of yourself

    • @bowserbrowser6559
      @bowserbrowser6559 Před 3 měsíci +13

      If you have spent any amount of time listening to Bert you'd know all this is wasted on him, he will die of it

    • @emilywalters9696
      @emilywalters9696 Před 3 měsíci

      He knows he is an alcoholic and goes on breaks. I'm not defending him because he probably makes people who do not have millions to spend on doctor bills to keep you "healthy" and that's what's dangerous about him

    • @Moon_x_sun
      @Moon_x_sun Před 3 měsíci +13

      Im glad you Got a wake up Call. Congrats on your soberiety :)

  • @Nymphadora45uvyu
    @Nymphadora45uvyu Před 3 měsíci +214

    I got to see Norm in person in Tucson for the first time, not long before he died. I will always be thankful I chose to drag myself out of the house and drive an hour to see him. RIP Norm 🥺

    • @dogmosatchmo
      @dogmosatchmo Před 3 měsíci +10

      I saw Norm in Tuscon after he died

    • @sneakyb4st3rd12
      @sneakyb4st3rd12 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Reminds me about that tragedy

    • @erikanthes954
      @erikanthes954 Před 3 měsíci +4

      I'm jealous of you. I miss Norm more than some family that are still alive.

    • @jontolar6838
      @jontolar6838 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Norm used to just chill in Tucson. I saw him downtown drinking a beer on like a Tuesday afternoon lol

    • @SteveKweef316
      @SteveKweef316 Před 3 měsíci

      I didn't even know he was sick.

  • @Carnerd101
    @Carnerd101 Před 3 měsíci +34

    "I'm tired of hearing Bert's one story, so here it is again, in it's full..."

  • @AgxntOrange
    @AgxntOrange Před 3 měsíci +3

    Segura and his wife are just as hated as Bert now tbh

  • @peptheyoad
    @peptheyoad Před 3 měsíci +492

    “And then I drank a beer *high pitched eeeeeee*”
    - every Bert Kreischer joke

    • @LiftedYellowTJ
      @LiftedYellowTJ Před 3 měsíci +4

      We get it. You’ve never seen a bert show.

    • @mufflerdad5048
      @mufflerdad5048 Před 3 měsíci

      @@LiftedYellowTJ youre pathetic

    • @lb5818
      @lb5818 Před 3 měsíci +53

      @@LiftedYellowTJ you look like the kind of guy who's seen every bert show

    • @user-yu4lp8jg9v
      @user-yu4lp8jg9v Před 3 měsíci +2

      beer isnt alcohol.

    • @deityoffilth
      @deityoffilth Před 3 měsíci

      never seen a dumber comment on youtube in my life@@user-yu4lp8jg9v

  • @pubgbros5446
    @pubgbros5446 Před 3 měsíci +1504

    im very glad the ad extended longer than usual, thank you editor very cool
    edit: I'm in no way hating on the editor mishap it feels very in character for something like that to happen for oompapa

    • @zacharyhostetler4141
      @zacharyhostetler4141 Před 3 měsíci +41

      W editing mistakes?

    • @NotYetSunked
      @NotYetSunked Před 3 měsíci +14

      watching it again without the original sound made me wanna buy some

    • @jcbuckeye
      @jcbuckeye Před 3 měsíci +20

      ​@@JonnySins01 you have 4 seems pretty scammy

    • @gorpazorp7309
      @gorpazorp7309 Před 3 měsíci +11

      @@jcbuckeye not a scam yet, but it is a weak ploy at the very least

    • @thomasnelson6161
      @thomasnelson6161 Před 3 měsíci +5

      I haven't commented on this. Why did I get a notification?

  • @limacharlietac
    @limacharlietac Před 3 měsíci +3

    the fake laugh, the loud talking, he's like a 17 year old who found alcohol

  • @ethanglasgow7612
    @ethanglasgow7612 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Ok but Mississippi Grind is Ryan Reynolds’s best performance/film
    Probably the best representation of gambling addiction I’ve seen

  • @doublestarships646
    @doublestarships646 Před 3 měsíci +68

    Bert's narcissism literally doesn't allow him to shutup and listen.

  • @SilverSlayer
    @SilverSlayer Před 3 měsíci +97

    He just created an Alcohol company with Tom Seguru called Osos so he will ALWAYS have justification to drink. That’s the last thing he needs

    • @chloekhamxox
      @chloekhamxox Před 3 měsíci +6

      Weird that tom went along w that…

    • @RetroRaine
      @RetroRaine Před 3 měsíci

      @@chloekhamxoxmoney blinds values

    • @ryanpowell4695
      @ryanpowell4695 Před 3 měsíci

      I mean ya but Ron white is sober and has a Tequila company, it shouldn’t be an excuse

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro Před 3 měsíci +7

      The difference is Ron White probably was already sober. Starting a alcohol company in active addiction Is probably the worst thing ever.

    • @ryanpowell4695
      @ryanpowell4695 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@FukaiKokoro ya ur right 😂

  • @lolhllooll1880
    @lolhllooll1880 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Thank you for quoting Redbar. Mike knows his stuff

  • @georgebushdidcovid1919
    @georgebushdidcovid1919 Před 3 měsíci +6

    To quote my grandfather “that fella needs to put a shirt on.
    Hey also did I ever tell you about that time I got caught whackin off in a target dressing room?”

  • @Toombstone20
    @Toombstone20 Před 3 měsíci +344

    The ryan reynolds disrespect is wild💀

    • @Crakfiend420
      @Crakfiend420 Před 3 měsíci +56

      He’s mid accept it

    • @strxwbxrry_420
      @strxwbxrry_420 Před 3 měsíci +34

      @@Crakfiend420 I’m so happy Im not the only one who feels this way. I’ve never understood the hype

    • @300Walk
      @300Walk Před 3 měsíci +12

      ​@@Crakfiend420 12 year old

    • @RaspiRoope
      @RaspiRoope Před 3 měsíci +35

      He's just playing deadpool in every movie, it's getting old

    • @ChickenTamale93
      @ChickenTamale93 Před 3 měsíci +12

      @@RaspiRoopeseeing his thousands of commercials for the cell service is making me dislike him.

  • @nookoo753
    @nookoo753 Před 3 měsíci +183

    Bert is like a character out of an american pie movie which fine when you arent in your 50s

  • @xavierlipscomb2000
    @xavierlipscomb2000 Před 3 měsíci +7

    title should be, "oompaville try and stay on topic challenge"

  • @fuiscklam4087
    @fuiscklam4087 Před měsícem +2

    Bert's actual true love is alcohol. Who would give up on his true love, even if it kills him?

  • @magalieg273
    @magalieg273 Před 3 měsíci +89

    Bert has addict logic for sure

  • @l33g3ndar33
    @l33g3ndar33 Před 3 měsíci +257

    Bert's like that friend you have that, at first, seems like a cool and decent person and is generally liked by ppl. But, as time goes by and you're around em more, you and most ppl evolve and grow but that one friend never does. They just put up a facade and you slowly feel embarrassed by them. Finally, it just turns to pity and you either have to try to make them change or cut em off.

    • @rareearthmetal5019
      @rareearthmetal5019 Před 3 měsíci +14

      or just recognize thats just how they are and adjust expectations accordingly.

    • @0FreakShow0
      @0FreakShow0 Před 3 měsíci +17

      ​@rareearthmetal5019 most people don't want to be around someone who's stunted like that and doesn't grow/change/evolve as a person. Because we all change.

    • @rareearthmetal5019
      @rareearthmetal5019 Před 3 měsíci

      Yeah and the real world isn't a magical fairly tale where you can just go with the nuclear option like it's a reddit s*** post. @@0FreakShow0

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro Před 3 měsíci +10

      He peaked in college and is stuck in that mind frame. It's quite sad seeing a old man trapped in the past.

    • @lethalexponent6
      @lethalexponent6 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I feel like im that friend sometimes

  • @rkn3045
    @rkn3045 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Red Bar is leaking into the Zeitgeist.

  • @AyeThatsHandsomePete
    @AyeThatsHandsomePete Před 3 měsíci +9

    “The internet” is starting to “turn” on people who have always been awful and lame.

  • @alecbonerchamp7399
    @alecbonerchamp7399 Před 3 měsíci +33

    What Bert said about Shane dying at 43 was insane and just him projecting.

  • @KODELINER
    @KODELINER Před 3 měsíci +81

    Bert’s laugh is like listening to feedback out of a guitar amp

    • @Wrenchmonkey1
      @Wrenchmonkey1 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Nah, guitar feedback can actually be cool sometimes... More of a fingers on a chalkboard type of laugh.

    • @TheDilden
      @TheDilden Před 3 měsíci

      Guitar feedback sounds dope before and after my stoner rock albums

  • @Elduderino9097
    @Elduderino9097 Před 3 měsíci +4

    “Buried” is one of Ryan’s best work and you give it a ehh. lol ok

  • @sebbysmith
    @sebbysmith Před 3 měsíci +2

    The Xmas movie with Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell is wildly underrated.

  • @never-endingquestions3314
    @never-endingquestions3314 Před 3 měsíci +331

    Bert is a borderline senior citizen who's never learned impulse control.

    • @America-1st_
      @America-1st_ Před 3 měsíci +1

      Alcohol

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion Před 3 měsíci +2

      So a alcoholic boomer

    • @llamacebu216
      @llamacebu216 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@SaintShion don't worry, you'll be there as well but much worse. You're not young forever

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion Před 3 měsíci +1

      @llamacebu216 relax. it's not personal. All I did was reword the op comment, wasnt trying to hit a nerve. And no, I won't ever be an alcoholic

    • @missyelliot6237
      @missyelliot6237 Před 3 měsíci

      Redbar radio.

  • @SuspiciousSilence
    @SuspiciousSilence Před 3 měsíci +94

    I'll just say this: even if you stop drinking for weeks or months at a time, you can still be an alcoholic. I'm not any sort of medical professional by any means, as a recovering addict and alcoholic myself, meetings really helped me deal with those issues and deeper ones, too.
    So if multiple people tell you you might need help... you might need help. Please talk to someone, anyone who will listen to you. There are more people out there trying to help than you might think.

    • @hedonist2104
      @hedonist2104 Před 3 měsíci +1

      if you can stop drinking for weeks/months then how could you possibly be an alcoholic?

    • @jeepaholic326
      @jeepaholic326 Před 3 měsíci

      Will you accept the answer if I give it to you? @@hedonist2104

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro Před 3 měsíci +6

      I'm someone who used to be an alcoholic / addict. Like a 5th a day. Now if I ever drink I'll just have one drink. It's all about changing your way of thinking and imo aa and na and majority of main stream treatment only make your mind frame worse off. And more likely to sink totally back into addiction if you relapse.
      The way we treat addiction is flawed and aa and na haven't changed at all since they started in the 1920s. If you look into it as, na ONLY work for 5-10% of people.

    • @og_swag_daddy9907
      @og_swag_daddy9907 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Addiction is life long just because someone stops drinking doesn’t mean they’re not an alcoholic. Being an alcoholic is more that when you do drink there is no off switch compared to a nonalcoholic who can have one or two drinks then stop.

    • @fraxizztv6433
      @fraxizztv6433 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@hedonist2104you're an addict for the rest of your life. Hopefully preventing becoming an user, again.

  • @lyndy101
    @lyndy101 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Bro keeps calling him Bert Chrysler 😂😂😂

    • @m.b.593
      @m.b.593 Před 3 měsíci +1

      And Brendon Schwab 😂

  • @wadewilson-xi1zs
    @wadewilson-xi1zs Před 3 měsíci +2

    Burt is 100% an addict & a narcissist. The reason he’s always talking & interrupting is because of the medication he takes “drugs” yeah he’s probably been off alcohol for 80 some days but he just substituted it for another drug.

  • @krayzgg5720
    @krayzgg5720 Před 3 měsíci +910

    2:44 Editors getting fired

    • @zrnov1934
      @zrnov1934 Před 3 měsíci

      L + loser@@JonnySins01

    • @MrLittelmerciles
      @MrLittelmerciles Před 3 měsíci +44

      that part made me think i was having a stoke

    • @FoxiKittyPayday
      @FoxiKittyPayday Před 3 měsíci +17

      @@JonnySins01 you tried ♥♥♥♥♥

    • @SnoreTaft
      @SnoreTaft Před 3 měsíci +23

      00:03:36 snapped back into reality.

    • @AsterLight
      @AsterLight Před 3 měsíci +20

      @@SnoreTaft oh there goes gravity

  • @dion8895
    @dion8895 Před 3 měsíci +45

    I remember hearing that "I am the machine" story years ago- I could've sworn I remember seeing it on Dr Katz. I can't believe this guy is still milking that bit after all this time.

    • @Heather420
      @Heather420 Před měsícem +1

      I take it you haven't seen the movie? Not worth the watch but really shows just how much he milks that story

  • @trollyou4007
    @trollyou4007 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Little guy energy in a big body. No idea how I found you oompa but am glad I did.

  • @gryffixx
    @gryffixx Před 23 dny

    Oompa and the editors produce absolute comedy gold. Entertaining? Satisfying easy to understand humor and story? Gold.

  • @tiphanyb1988
    @tiphanyb1988 Před 3 měsíci +79

    Im so old I remember when Joe Rogan was an actor before fear factor 🤣🤣

    • @JohnnyNoPockets
      @JohnnyNoPockets Před 3 měsíci +3

      Same. If we run into each other at the old folks home, I challenge you to a round of pinochle! lol

    • @NitaKerns
      @NitaKerns Před 3 měsíci +3

      News Radio!

    • @AgNoSticPope666
      @AgNoSticPope666 Před 3 měsíci

      I only knew he was a comedian when menstelia came out. And his comedy was worse than menstelia.

    • @josteincarlsen2905
      @josteincarlsen2905 Před 3 měsíci

      1978!!!!

    • @seabasssimpson4547
      @seabasssimpson4547 Před 3 měsíci

      I'm so old I remember when had a full head of hair.

  • @thomasnelson6161
    @thomasnelson6161 Před 3 měsíci +56

    Talking to bert must be something like talking to my dad. They just assume whatever else you were gonna say wasnt important or they already knew what you were gonna say.

    • @nicksibrava9785
      @nicksibrava9785 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yeah that’s the thing is a dad of teenagers liek that’s most of his humor nowadays 🤷🏼‍♂️😊

    • @faznanbadri6854
      @faznanbadri6854 Před 3 měsíci

      was not your dad wrong tho?

    • @MrNinja543
      @MrNinja543 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@faznanbadri6854I’d assume yours wasn’t, with the way you structure your sentence.

    • @fraxizztv6433
      @fraxizztv6433 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@faznanbadri6854what in tarnation

  • @timpayne621
    @timpayne621 Před 2 měsíci +1

    When Disney makes your movie, Kat Williams will play you.

  • @heretech7025
    @heretech7025 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Ive never laughed so hard in my life as i did at that Norm macdonald stand up

  • @killatua9338
    @killatua9338 Před 3 měsíci +136

    one thing i’ll say about bert, he came into our gun store to buy some knives and didn’t act like he was famous or anything at all. just acted like a normal dude ( which ik is how it should be).

    • @sentientdogma1206
      @sentientdogma1206 Před 3 měsíci

      That’s great he won’t be on earth for very much longer.

    • @innapinch7112
      @innapinch7112 Před 3 měsíci +13

      I'd be interested in seeing "everyday Bert". I love his stand up, but can't really stand him in any other context (podcasts etc). He just doesn't stop talking about himself. It's one of the most irritating traits a person can have, at least for me.

    • @ryanbellegrave9777
      @ryanbellegrave9777 Před 3 měsíci +12

      Bert would buy knives at a gun store.

    • @zorrakas320
      @zorrakas320 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@innapinch7112 couldn’t imagine getting mad at people who like to talk about themselves😂. You seem pretty jaded.

    • @innapinch7112
      @innapinch7112 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@zorrakas320 Totally possible. I'm old.

  • @eastofeden_
    @eastofeden_ Před 3 měsíci +76

    I appreciate all the different versions of Bert we got such as "Blurt" (accurate) and "Burnt"

  • @rq2757
    @rq2757 Před 3 měsíci +2

    We're legitimately in the dark ages of comedy. So many terrible comedians convinced that they're great because they have a podcast. It's dreadful out there.

  • @Cybothron
    @Cybothron Před 3 měsíci +2

    Lol Redbar dude is hilarious

  • @Itsmechelsea13
    @Itsmechelsea13 Před 3 měsíci +113

    Norm is GOAT

    • @finley07
      @finley07 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Yessir Norm #1

    • @rse617
      @rse617 Před 3 měsíci +8

      I can't even explain why but the whole " it reminds me of that tragedy" bit is one of the funniest jokes ever.

    • @KROGANLovesKittensAndPuppies
      @KROGANLovesKittensAndPuppies Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@rse617 Come on, don't laugh at 9/11 man.

    • @Run_Car_Snow_Pen
      @Run_Car_Snow_Pen Před 3 měsíci

      911​@@KROGANLovesKittensAndPuppies

  • @THESMALLGUYS400
    @THESMALLGUYS400 Před 3 měsíci +62

    This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed

  • @kharijaja6005
    @kharijaja6005 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The funniest thing I got from this video is the fact that Schaub's nickname in the UFC was "Big Brown" 😂

  • @hannahp1108
    @hannahp1108 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Ryan Reynolds was cast as Bert Kreischer. Amazing.

  • @pencilheart5568
    @pencilheart5568 Před 3 měsíci +35

    It's his fake high pitched ear splitting laugh. Mfs say hi and he's creasing

  • @greenfox42
    @greenfox42 Před 3 měsíci +72

    Theo, Mark, Shane for LIFE

    • @ZK_-hs5es
      @ZK_-hs5es Před 3 měsíci +15

      They feel like what comedy should be they’re all jokes no breaks

    • @sleepyproduction7166
      @sleepyproduction7166 Před 3 měsíci +4

      And redbar, dude is hilarious, Shane, Theo and mark are what every famous comedian says and thinks they are. Even redbar doesn’t goof on them, they aren’t saying they’re the best, for free speech, then copy striking any criticism.

    • @miguelg5873
      @miguelg5873 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Everyone hyped up Theo like 99% of his content doesn’t revolve around “we had a (blank) in my neighborhood growing up”

    • @athmaid
      @athmaid Před 3 měsíci

      No love for Bill Burr or have I missed a controversy lol

    • @YellaBellaReno
      @YellaBellaReno Před 3 měsíci

      @@miguelg5873 but that’s his thing, and it’s honestly pretty relatable if you came up in a certain parts of the south. It’s pretty hard to find a thing that distinguishes you from everyone else, and it took him a long time to develop and perfect that persona.

  • @universalturtle9283
    @universalturtle9283 Před 3 měsíci +1

    “BERT CHRYSLER” with flames edited in frame will haunt my nightmares

  • @treeseis9
    @treeseis9 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I feel like if they casted someone to play you in a movie it'd be Jim Carrey

  • @noirknight9770
    @noirknight9770 Před 3 měsíci +81

    bro has the most safe takes..the phrase on the fence personified

    • @Partyhatpossum
      @Partyhatpossum Před 3 měsíci +32

      Calls Brenden’s comedy terrible but then calls himself a fan of him, 51 min in and it’s been a constant back and forth of him walking the line 💀💀

    • @user-is6zo5sr5r
      @user-is6zo5sr5r Před 3 měsíci +4

      Seriously, mid embodiment

    • @awooga772
      @awooga772 Před 3 měsíci

      thank you for saving me an hour @@Partyhatpossum

    • @jimmyscars1337
      @jimmyscars1337 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Partyhatpossum not every video has to be a meat rider or hating video….. he is allowed to like someone but not be a fan of his comedy…. Sounds like all you guys have very simple minds and only see the world in black and white.. pathetic 🤣

    • @noirknight9770
      @noirknight9770 Před 3 měsíci

      @@TB-qz4uz yeah im soo sad that im not an unfunny unhealthy alcoholic that has at best 3 years left to live

  • @noelgardner6504
    @noelgardner6504 Před 3 měsíci +78

    “Waiting” with Ryan Reynolds is a classic

    • @hooplauh8187
      @hooplauh8187 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Came here to say this. How can you not like the star of that documentary?

    • @GriffinDuyThespian
      @GriffinDuyThespian Před 3 měsíci +6

      tiktok generation will never have a film like that absolute gold. Our generation had so many bangers.

    • @kaseycarpenter73
      @kaseycarpenter73 Před 3 měsíci

      @@hooplauh8187 1000% a documentary

    • @onetimebear5681
      @onetimebear5681 Před 3 měsíci

      I loved randomly coming across B-movies like this, great film!

    • @jacrispy1262
      @jacrispy1262 Před 3 měsíci

      And ‘just friends’

  • @LydiAtheistLady
    @LydiAtheistLady Před 3 měsíci

    I love this type of content from Oompa

  • @devseb
    @devseb Před 2 měsíci

    The ending for Nope was incredible. Great video!!

  • @Ceilidh222
    @Ceilidh222 Před 3 měsíci +18

    im so exhausted of keeping up with who the internet hates next

  • @williamrobertson892
    @williamrobertson892 Před 3 měsíci +33

    You forgot about "Waiting" (2005) a Ryan Reynolds classic.

    • @OdinArrow28
      @OdinArrow28 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Just friends as well

    • @ripple329
      @ripple329 Před 3 měsíci

      @@OdinArrow28be yourseeeeelf
      be yourseeeeeeelf

  • @ndlmous
    @ndlmous Před 3 měsíci +1

    Ryan Reynolds was also in the voices which was f****** hilarious

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Před 3 měsíci +2

    I don’t even watch or listen to any of these podcasts but I am for some reason obsessed with the drama and happenings of the Rogansphere, so this video was perfect for me! Thanks Oompahman

  • @cosmonauthal7651
    @cosmonauthal7651 Před 3 měsíci +31

    Where my 2lazy2try crew who’s been keeping up with this and been invested for wayyyy to long already lol.

  • @PaceMKR
    @PaceMKR Před 3 měsíci +421

    Bert’s fake laugh, lies and more did this to him. If he would’ve been genuine it wouldn’t be as bad

    • @Peanutdenver
      @Peanutdenver Před 3 měsíci +28

      How Burt ever became famous is beyond me. Dude is not funny and has been riding the coat tail of Tom Segura forever. I dont know any dude that thinks he's funny.

    • @beefybitcoin8085
      @beefybitcoin8085 Před 3 měsíci +16

      @@Peanutdenver Rogan Affect is the only reason.

    • @BasicPrune
      @BasicPrune Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@Peanutdenver he's funny

    • @survivaltipsandtricks4042
      @survivaltipsandtricks4042 Před 3 měsíci +10

      @@BasicPrunehe’s situational funny. Meaning if there are people that are around that’s genuinely funny he can pick up and kinda keep up like on a pod or something but…. That’s if he’s not interpreting the whole time. you get him on his own? And he’s pretty mid.

    • @ShrexyGuy
      @ShrexyGuy Před 3 měsíci +3

      I think the over exaggeration is his genuine character. If it was a character he wouldn't be that way 24/7, with even his wife letting it be known (not hating on Bert or Leanne either, IDGAF about Bert and Leanne just seems sweet)

  • @dprob1985
    @dprob1985 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Tom seguras head has inflated as well....both have become un"bear"able

  • @TheLastOrange
    @TheLastOrange Před měsícem

    The golden rule to go by is that if someone mentions a specific criticism multiple times, they're offended.

  • @BL4NKio
    @BL4NKio Před 3 měsíci +71

    The “Nope” and Ryan Reynolds slander is crazy

    • @butterbelieveit3520
      @butterbelieveit3520 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Yeah what the heck lol

    • @Nadindel
      @Nadindel Před 3 měsíci +5

      bro for real. after he said nope was trash i stopped watching this vid.

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Nope is bad. Peele is a mid director at best. Incredibly inconsistent and his movies all feel samey.

    • @JasonSmith-nw3rz
      @JasonSmith-nw3rz Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@bbbbbbb51couldn’t agree more. And Nope was absolute garbage

    • @BL4NKio
      @BL4NKio Před 3 měsíci

      @@bbbbbbb51 explain to me how his movies are inconsistent, I’d like to see your perspective because I fail to notice inconsistencies. And obviously his movies are going to feel similar or “samey” every director has their own style you can literally say that about any director.

  • @loadedhot1034
    @loadedhot1034 Před 3 měsíci +143

    My dad was in great shape but he was an alcoholic like Bert and no matter what kind of shape your outside body is in your liver is being damaged when you drink like that, my dad eventually had to have a Liver Transplant due to alcoholism and after the Transplant he never drank again. That was 20 years ago when you could get a new liver because of self-induced damage from what I have heard it doesn't work that way anymore.

    • @stefanadolfspies
      @stefanadolfspies Před 3 měsíci +10

      laughing in european

    • @curtguillot5374
      @curtguillot5374 Před 3 měsíci +3

      My friends brother just received a donor liver about a month ago. He also was self-induced liver failure due to alcohol abuse. He is currently living in a condo next to the medical center for another two months to get all of his meds corrected daily.

    • @mooseknuckle9335
      @mooseknuckle9335 Před 3 měsíci

      @@curtguillot5374 bruh that sounds like what I went through 9 months ago. Is your liver friend in Denver?

    • @Sarahopal
      @Sarahopal Před 3 měsíci +7

      I think, at least in the US, they will do a liver transplant if it's self-induced. But you have to be sober for quite a while, and a sip of alcohol can take you off the list? I'm not 100% sure that's true. Just what I've been told.

    • @familyniederhelman5280
      @familyniederhelman5280 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@Sarahopal that’s true, i think it’s 6 months

  • @Carmine_Official
    @Carmine_Official Před 3 měsíci

    I set this video to go while gaming and I just noticed this vid is 1 hour long. I know this took a lot of time but THANK YOU OOMP

  • @KamenRiderRei
    @KamenRiderRei Před 28 dny

    Bert: i'm not an alcoholic
    Also Bert: I got in shape just so i can keep drinking.

  • @L33tSkE3t
    @L33tSkE3t Před 3 měsíci +105

    I think someone needs to explain what a highly functioning alcoholic is to Bert.

  • @thecamryboi
    @thecamryboi Před 3 měsíci +53

    The slow degradation of Oompa pronouncing Bert’s last name is absolute gold

    • @darkaero
      @darkaero Před 3 měsíci +2

      It'an old inside joke from Tom and Christina's podcast, Your Mom's House. Any time he used to be brought up on the show it would be a different version and fans got in on it.

    • @verakoo6187
      @verakoo6187 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@darkaero that's not what started it lol. They were doing an event and the announcer kept callimg him by different names and tom thought that was histarical

    • @darkaero
      @darkaero Před 3 měsíci

      @@verakoo6187 and after showing examples of people getting his name wrong from news channels, etc.. I know...but once they put the compilation on the show and started doing it themselves it became an inside joke on the show and in the community

  • @melaniesheldon8013
    @melaniesheldon8013 Před 3 měsíci +1

    😂I love all of Ryan Reynolds' work😂❤

  • @StealthlessGaming
    @StealthlessGaming Před měsícem

    One of the craziest things I heard Burt say is he apparently was cast as a Jedi but he turned it down.

  • @LouieC
    @LouieC Před 3 měsíci +30

    I stopped watching 2 bears because of how much Bert interrupts Tom and constantly talks about himself. This video validated me.

    • @garethmaybury5218
      @garethmaybury5218 Před 3 měsíci

      Weird that you needed validation or thought that some random youtube video provided it. Be yourself, dude.

    • @user-yu4lp8jg9v
      @user-yu4lp8jg9v Před 3 měsíci

      it is literally free yourtube vids of....guess what tom and bert. where were you confused?

    • @Scoo
      @Scoo Před 3 měsíci +1

      Both of them seem like the sort of guy at a house party who, when you head to the bathroom, will ask your wife if she wants to do a few lines.

    • @sarge1408
      @sarge1408 Před 3 měsíci +3

      ​@garethmaybury5218 to be fair, seeing someone else share the same opinion can help you feel more correct, rather than feeling insane that Noone else seems to have the same idea.

    • @garethmaybury5218
      @garethmaybury5218 Před 3 měsíci

      @@sarge1408 That is fair. But we're just talking about 2 comedians on CZcams.

  • @nagashtheundyingking4404
    @nagashtheundyingking4404 Před 3 měsíci +22

    the idea of listning to Bert and Bradon talking on the same podcast sounds like a torture movie.

  • @tiagooliveira6026
    @tiagooliveira6026 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Can you imagine beeing someone so sad that you need to put the name of others to people clicking on your vids, just to be be forgotten to all etternity. Dont worry, no one will never know who you are.

  • @MrCortar
    @MrCortar Před 2 měsíci +1

    that whole circle of people are insufferable 💀

  • @BrandEver117
    @BrandEver117 Před 3 měsíci +155

    2:43 Got a little editing oopsie

  • @maikopl
    @maikopl Před 3 měsíci +109

    I'm in recovery, at age 30 my blood pressure was 230 over 115 at 155lbs at 5 10 due to alcoholism, after I got out of rehab, it was perfect. Blood pressure from alcohol comes from withdrawals, you only get withdrawals if you're addicted... Period

    • @soupcatoffical
      @soupcatoffical Před 3 měsíci +8

      Proud of u man, i hope u keep getting better and stronger 🙏

    • @jjhaya
      @jjhaya Před 3 měsíci +5

      I've never been a drinker but I've heard withdrawal can only happen when you're a heavy drinker and can have symptoms ranging from mild anxiety to seizures, sounds like a lot of hardship 😮. Keep up with your recovery 😊.

    • @luismiranda6163
      @luismiranda6163 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@jjhaya also hallucinations and possible death

    • @mrmcinnes7478
      @mrmcinnes7478 Před 3 měsíci +1

      6 months sober here and I couldn't relate more. I'd only get spikes in BP when i didn't have that drink. It gets better but only through abstinence.

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@jjhaya well that and they cant stop cold turkey or theyll die. My parents were 20 yr old wealthy party kids when they had me. My dad quit cold turkey when my mom left to spite her. Ended up watching him almost die on Christmas at 7. He still drank as a functional alcoholic till he almost died in a DUI motorcycle accident, and he lost his career at 50.

  • @CWHolleman
    @CWHolleman Před 3 měsíci +4

    The internet has runs its course.
    We have people making CZcams videos of themselves talking about people making CZcams videos of themselves talking about other people making CZcams videos of themselves talking..

  • @Ccberry98
    @Ccberry98 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Only about half the video is about Bert? 1/3 is just clips/drama from other channels anyways, feels like the second half of the video is just filler? Why am I watching 10 minutes of bad friends?