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  • čas přidán 1. 01. 2023
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  • @anKad2142
    @anKad2142 Před 2 měsíci +76571

    After finishing college, he goes for more higher studies and eventually went to Jupiter for astronomical research...

    • @ritusarmazzzzy
      @ritusarmazzzzy Před 2 měsíci +640

      Ukr it's not even possible to land on the surface of Jupiter 🙄

    • @Captainsoupbeard
      @Captainsoupbeard Před 2 měsíci +2221

      ​@@ritusarmazzzzy its called a joke

    • @anomalyfox5186
      @anomalyfox5186 Před 2 měsíci +991

      @@ritusarmazzzzyThe Jovian system possesses many moons which can be landed on, and a station could be constructed in orbit of the Gas Giant itself.

    • @ritusarmazzzzy
      @ritusarmazzzzy Před 2 měsíci +46

      @@Captainsoupbeard yeah right...joke...whatever🙄

    • @ritusarmazzzzy
      @ritusarmazzzzy Před 2 měsíci +34

      @@anomalyfox5186 yeah right...going to Jupiter= going to Jupiter's moon...whatever🙄

  • @RichHeart89
    @RichHeart89 Před 2 měsíci +13710

    … ”more stupider” sounds like something a Jupiterian would say

    • @IstandonFaith
      @IstandonFaith Před 2 měsíci +158

      Bro gave existence to a non existence species 😂😂😂😂

    • @Theotheraccountforthesmilingde
      @Theotheraccountforthesmilingde Před 2 měsíci

      More stupider is very dumb ahh yes jupiternian

    • @abhishekjee919
      @abhishekjee919 Před 2 měsíci +30

      Nailed it! 🙌

    • @Butterguy2
      @Butterguy2 Před 2 měsíci +75

      Why do you need to disrespect our kind, as jupiterian. I find that very offense

    • @user-ix7tq7oe2e
      @user-ix7tq7oe2e Před 2 měsíci +18

      Same they shouldn't descriminate us ​because we have lower average iq@@Butterguy2

  • @vivianmunroe717
    @vivianmunroe717 Před měsícem +335

    not going to lie that tin foil hat is the best hat I have ever seen. the dangly bit in the middle! amazing

  • @5EGA-Scott
    @5EGA-Scott Před měsícem +70

    As a Leprechaun called Shamus who came Uranus Im saddened that no body mentions us 𝘼𝙨𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙨, we're always the 𝙗𝙪𝙩𝙩 of every joke because the name of our 𝙂𝙖𝙨 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙩

  • @euchreairgaming
    @euchreairgaming Před 2 měsíci +5957

    Goes to College
    Gets PhD in Aerospace Engineering
    Goes to Jupiter

    • @azgaming9291
      @azgaming9291 Před 2 měsíci +53

      a PhD is aerospace engineering isnt gonna get you anywhere NEAR jupiter no matter how good you are. Humanity isnt ready for that.

    • @theploot8230
      @theploot8230 Před 2 měsíci +77

      Gets stupider.

    • @synneke
      @synneke Před 2 měsíci +69

      ​@@azgaming9291it is called "a joke"

    • @DeadPool-su4gr
      @DeadPool-su4gr Před 2 měsíci +1

      😂

    • @anjelousmoonwolf1940
      @anjelousmoonwolf1940 Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​@@azgaming9291because it hasn't happened yet

  • @PreciousLola-yx8co
    @PreciousLola-yx8co Před 2 měsíci +2621

    CZcams: let's show him this, he will watch anything at this point

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato Před 2 měsíci +32

      I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

    • @sagiri-chan-desu5169
      @sagiri-chan-desu5169 Před 2 měsíci +18

      This algorithm💀💀💀

    • @christophfischer2773
      @christophfischer2773 Před 2 měsíci +13

      seriously, what was that?!

    • @thayer44
      @thayer44 Před 2 měsíci +24

      Sadly, the algorithm was correct. Bonus, watching this made me stupider.

    • @PreciousLola-yx8co
      @PreciousLola-yx8co Před 2 měsíci

      @@afellowpotato 1.4k 😂 unbelievable. Thank you ✨

  • @marckly3606
    @marckly3606 Před měsícem +90

    This looks like a really good college ad

  • @davidknight5251
    @davidknight5251 Před měsícem +25

    Not me thinking he was gonna pull out the Venus comeback-

  • @timno2639
    @timno2639 Před 2 měsíci +2207

    "we eat bugs..."
    'what? No we dont?'
    "We throw rocks at eachother"
    'alright maybe im guilty of that'

  • @armin13872
    @armin13872 Před 2 měsíci +1277

    "more stupider"
    Ah yes, what a knowledgeable quote.

    • @Prmaow
      @Prmaow Před 2 měsíci +12

      Thats what I was gonna say

    • @klutzmtg2310
      @klutzmtg2310 Před 2 měsíci +17

      Stupider is actually grammatically correct. It just sounds really really dumb despite being correct.

    • @Yeet099
      @Yeet099 Před 2 měsíci +73

      @@klutzmtg2310 more stupider is not

    • @blackgoose87
      @blackgoose87 Před 2 měsíci +17

      It would be correct to say more stupid, or just stupider, but more stupider is wrong

    • @thacuber2a03
      @thacuber2a03 Před 2 měsíci +7

      which is funny cuz "much stupider" does make sense

  • @CaptainCappin
    @CaptainCappin Před měsícem +9

    His lost, well boys who’s joining me on this voyage to Jupiter?

  • @grahamcraker_69
    @grahamcraker_69 Před 29 dny +3

    Going to Jupiter means you have the most space knowledge ever

  • @despacitoman1908
    @despacitoman1908 Před rokem +6156

    Going to Jupiter takes a lot more effort than going to college
    Don't let others discourage you from doing what you want king

    • @Dailydoseofmemes621
      @Dailydoseofmemes621 Před 2 měsíci +40

      Straight up from William Lee

    • @Literally___Me
      @Literally___Me Před 2 měsíci +26

      Yeah but you can’t land on Jupiter you see

    • @tensei1710
      @tensei1710 Před 2 měsíci +98

      ​@@Literally___Methats even more impressive

    • @joshuawinston8577
      @joshuawinston8577 Před 2 měsíci +9

      I've been thinking about this since I was 5

    • @glurberdurberman-cs4pd
      @glurberdurberman-cs4pd Před 2 měsíci +15

      do college, get a phd, get to Jupiter using more efficient methods, two birds with one stone

  • @aaron.s1531
    @aaron.s1531 Před 2 měsíci +3034

    The amount of knowledge it takes to get and stay on jupiter:

    • @Cronyxx
      @Cronyxx Před 2 měsíci

      Plus, the girls say more stupider
      They obviously don’t know grammar

    • @ParrotPentester
      @ParrotPentester Před 2 měsíci +157

      Yeah that insult never made sense to me, like you need to either be a natural genius or went to a really good uni to be able to even come close to Jupiter

    • @MoonShadow72
      @MoonShadow72 Před 2 měsíci +45

      ​@ParrotPentester not a genius, the smartest person is history, I remind you, we haven't even had anyone landed on Mars yet, just rovers. We are out here making history while they try to keep up.

    • @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899
      @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@MoonShadow72who tfis history

    • @AfricanBootyScratcher69420
      @AfricanBootyScratcher69420 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 tfis

  • @Ervo
    @Ervo Před měsícem +7

    The first lesson will be how not to leave your bike in the middle of the street

  • @ferless2.f996
    @ferless2.f996 Před měsícem +3

    "On that day rayn went to college"
    FOUR YEARS LATER. "he never got knowledge"

  • @kennywilliams669
    @kennywilliams669 Před 2 měsíci +2683

    "We eat bugs and throw rocks at each other."
    He is so real for this! 💯🙏🏻

    • @GreenChimken
      @GreenChimken Před 2 měsíci +25

      OOOH YOU LIKE CENTIPEDES TOO? MY FAVOURITE

    • @kennywilliams669
      @kennywilliams669 Před 2 měsíci +18

      @@GreenChimken best bug I've eaten was pea worms. They just taste like grass

    • @kennywilliams669
      @kennywilliams669 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Those cooked crickets are actually good ngl

    • @TopofTheCircle4
      @TopofTheCircle4 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Cave Town "boys will be bugs"

    • @kennywilliams669
      @kennywilliams669 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@TopofTheCircle4 Yes 🤓 ive are 11 pea worms, 2 baby spiders (these taste very bad in ways you wouldn't guess, it's not even gross, it's just awful), aphid, fungus gnat and 2 ants (spicy)

  • @BreakfastSticks
    @BreakfastSticks Před rokem +24370

    Probably one of the best videos on the god awful thing known as CZcams shorts

    • @CheeseParade
      @CheeseParade  Před rokem +2038

      Thanks

    • @GameyRaccoon
      @GameyRaccoon Před rokem +252

      ​@@CheeseParadeone of the best CHANNELS

    • @Vitalbigmous
      @Vitalbigmous Před 9 měsíci +65

      ​@@CheeseParadeI LOVE THIS VIDEOO

    • @rubub8455
      @rubub8455 Před 2 měsíci +44

      you'll never believe what type of video you're watching right now

    • @Literally___Me
      @Literally___Me Před 2 měsíci +20

      Short form video is a plague

  • @Ghostly72
    @Ghostly72 Před měsícem +4

    "Running away"
    He's clearly cycling away

  • @Roblox-kk5yb
    @Roblox-kk5yb Před měsícem +2

    He left his bike unlocked 💀💀

  • @NfromMurderDrones323
    @NfromMurderDrones323 Před 2 měsíci +1455

    Them: "Girls go to college to get more knowledge"
    *Guy rides a bike*
    Them: He's running away!

    • @dileepganta
      @dileepganta Před 2 měsíci +39

      Most underrated comment

    • @Asm0sday
      @Asm0sday Před 2 měsíci +29

      I mean it still true he is running away.

    • @aasimmuhammed3311
      @aasimmuhammed3311 Před 2 měsíci +23

      ​​@@Asm0sdayi am sure its riding.

    • @LJ-sippy
      @LJ-sippy Před 2 měsíci +14

      No he means hes not running on his legs so hes not running away

    • @Sammychan0.1
      @Sammychan0.1 Před 2 měsíci +22

      I guess they haven't gone to college yet🤷‍♂️

  • @TricBrosStudios
    @TricBrosStudios Před 2 měsíci +1495

    If a boy makes it to Jupiter, he’s the smartest rocket engineer alive.

  • @CookedTooMuch
    @CookedTooMuch Před měsícem +6

    Forget the so called pay gap. This is the most true shit ever

  • @Btzmn
    @Btzmn Před měsícem +1

    This is it. Fellow men. This is OUR “Barbie movie”

  • @nuetron_star6047
    @nuetron_star6047 Před 2 měsíci +497

    The fact that men can go to jupiter without a college is crazy

  • @davidmoreira8065
    @davidmoreira8065 Před 2 měsíci +2619

    The sentence "to get more stupider" hurts my soul as an english teacher.🙃

    • @kittyboy7738
      @kittyboy7738 Před 2 měsíci +226

      I always found that funny, it’s grammatically incorrect in multiple ways, if you’re gonna use a made up word at least use the made up word in a way that makes sense. “more stupider” was so close to making sense

    • @davidmoreira8065
      @davidmoreira8065 Před 2 měsíci +69

      @@kittyboy7738 It reinforces the expression or feeling that the pearson is trying to persuade, but for me it just makes me annoyed in a funny way.😅

    • @aramsoeteman1726
      @aramsoeteman1726 Před 2 měsíci +29

      I'm Dutch and even I get slightly agitated by those kinds of sentences lol

    • @theVyache
      @theVyache Před 2 měsíci +37

      I guess that's why they need to get more knowledge in college

    • @kth333
      @kth333 Před 2 měsíci +43

      The phrase "girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" is not just a statement; it's a lyrical composition that captivates with its catchiness and clever use of language. Despite the apparent grammatical deviation in "more stupider," its inclusion serves a vital purpose in enhancing the song's rhythm, rhyme, and memorability.
      Rhyme is a fundamental aspect of poetry and songwriting, creating a pleasing auditory experience for the listener. The decision to use "more stupider" instead of the grammatically correct "more stupid" maintains the rhyme scheme with "Jupiter." This deliberate choice adds a musical quality to the lyric, making it easier to remember and reinforcing its impact.
      Moreover, repetition plays a crucial role in making phrases memorable. By repeating the word "more," the lyric not only emphasizes the contrast between girls and boys but also reinforces the rhythm of the verse. This repetition creates a cadence that lingers in the mind of the listener, making the lyric instantly recognizable and easy to recall.
      The catchiness of the phrase "more stupider" extends beyond its grammatical correctness. Its playful and unconventional nature adds a layer of charm to the lyric, inviting listeners to engage with its whimsical tone. This departure from traditional language norms not only adds to the song's appeal but also underscores its creativity and inventiveness.
      In essence, the phrase "more stupider" exemplifies the power of language to captivate and entertain. Through its catchy rhythm, clever rhyme, and memorable repetition, it transforms a simple statement into a lyrical masterpiece. While its grammatical deviation may raise eyebrows, its effectiveness in enhancing the song's musicality and charm cannot be denied.

  • @dyjhjfrtt6607
    @dyjhjfrtt6607 Před měsícem +1

    I would totally drop everything to go to Jupiter to eat bugs and throw rocks.

  • @joe1205
    @joe1205 Před měsícem +1

    In an alternate reality:
    Before ryan went to jupiter, he convinced a girl to come with him.

  • @heyitshellfire9153
    @heyitshellfire9153 Před 2 měsíci +2715

    “Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider”
    “Who are you calling stupider? Who’s the one with a degree in cosmology?”
    “Bro chill we’re 8”

    • @Matches1st
      @Matches1st Před měsícem +10

      Underrated

    • @Landlight143
      @Landlight143 Před měsícem +6

      Girls back in the day could not even go to school

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke Před měsícem +16

      Comments: Um, actually~
      Shut up nerds, it's a children rhyme. Get over it.

    • @gotanypain3083
      @gotanypain3083 Před měsícem +2

      Now for the realistic version: "boys go to jupiter to get more stupider"
      "Who are you-" -saying the whole situation in their head this whole time

    • @yeet6362
      @yeet6362 Před měsícem +6

      ​@@Landlight143"Um AcTuAlLy 🤓"
      Shush. It's a children's rhyme and a joke. Begone yee who doth not get thine joke dath hoth fleweth off thyne head. Thee soundeth like pooper of parties.

  • @DamuverVR
    @DamuverVR Před 2 měsíci +393

    If you go to Jupiter..you've already been through college and a TON of other school.

    • @holditorsken2030
      @holditorsken2030 Před 2 měsíci +12

      if you go to jupiter… you’re dead.

    • @normal_egg150
      @normal_egg150 Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@holditorsken2030correct, because it has very dangerous storms.

    • @seanstoltz6957
      @seanstoltz6957 Před 2 měsíci +2

      You’re probably dead if you wind up on a gas planet, the wind there is no joke. Let alone the one planet that’s known mainly for cooking up earth-sized storms

    • @mauroramoscontreras6070
      @mauroramoscontreras6070 Před 2 měsíci

      Yes

    • @holditorsken2030
      @holditorsken2030 Před 2 měsíci

      @@normal_egg150 the main problem isn’t the storms, it literally does not have any hard surface to stand on, it is simply just a clump of gas. you would be sucked into the center of mass, eventually disintegrating you from the sheer pressure within it

  • @hey_how_are_ya
    @hey_how_are_ya Před měsícem +2

    I was expecting him to become a rocket engineer to solve equations, design and build a rocket. Just to go to Jupiter (no human has ever been) just to become dumb on the way back. Man was I way off on this one.

  • @RandomOrthodoxMan
    @RandomOrthodoxMan Před měsícem +1

    Bro missed the chance when he said I’m going to college to instead say, “I’m going to college to get some knowledge”

  • @fyzgamingmuigoku3669
    @fyzgamingmuigoku3669 Před 2 měsíci +537

    He's running away.
    Meanwhile him - 🚴

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune Před 2 měsíci +10

      Running away is an idiom. It doesn't mean physically running

    • @OnesmolToe
      @OnesmolToe Před 2 měsíci

      They went to college, but did they get the same gains as him?

    • @Takeitasyouwant4372
      @Takeitasyouwant4372 Před 2 měsíci +4

      "He's cycling away " 😅

    • @Bear-tu1no
      @Bear-tu1no Před 2 měsíci +1

      They shood worck on there grammer and how did we get there

    • @kittyboy6597
      @kittyboy6597 Před 2 měsíci

      Biking away???

  • @somedudeontheinternet9067
    @somedudeontheinternet9067 Před 2 měsíci +400

    Meanwhile the boy who went to venus: 🍷🗿

  • @HazelHollytide
    @HazelHollytide Před měsícem

    I was so ready for
    "So Ryan went to college.. and when Riley left that day, he was a new man"

  • @Qazb141
    @Qazb141 Před měsícem +1

    Boys have to be hella smart if they gettin to jupiter

  • @MaroonBlazeMC
    @MaroonBlazeMC Před 2 měsíci +343

    If you landed on Jupiter, you would technically be the smartest man alive

  • @cheahzhengyangmoe6043
    @cheahzhengyangmoe6043 Před 2 měsíci +1269

    The amount of knowledge to go to jupiter and survive : unthinkable

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. Před 2 měsíci +30

      Right, who knew that aluminum foil was the trick to surviving the -166° weather there

    • @amog8202
      @amog8202 Před 2 měsíci +12

      It's just Ork logic, I guess?

    • @tavishcottam2149
      @tavishcottam2149 Před 2 měsíci +4

      But Jupiter makes you stupider, they said so!

    • @THADDAUS-vm5qp
      @THADDAUS-vm5qp Před 2 měsíci +3

      Its definitely possible but who would want to live there?

    • @person___9
      @person___9 Před 2 měsíci

      @@THADDAUS-vm5qpyeah it's possible to live on hundreds of miles of toxic clouds and freezing temperatures without a surface to even stand on

  • @sambob998
    @sambob998 Před měsícem +1

    "marge, what are those grown-ass people doing on the kids playground?"

  • @xX_Evil_Skeliton_Gameing_Xx

    this was the insult they liked to throw out back when i was in kindergarten and it (somehow) hurt back then. this hits extra hard for me.

  • @BoberTee
    @BoberTee Před 2 měsíci +490

    "No..."
    "No?"
    "Set a course for Venus."

  • @CalebLtpt
    @CalebLtpt Před rokem +1069

    Wait until they hear about venus.

  • @user-cc8ix3tr7d
    @user-cc8ix3tr7d Před měsícem

    His mind:violence is not the answer, it’s the question

  • @Creative_Artist20345
    @Creative_Artist20345 Před 2 měsíci +861

    "He's running away!"
    No tiffany, he's bike riding away.

  • @helenwang9123
    @helenwang9123 Před 2 měsíci +1548

    "hes running away!"
    Blud is literally riding on a bike 💀

    • @IntergalacticTurtleFucker
      @IntergalacticTurtleFucker Před 2 měsíci +19

      bro you don’t have to take everything so literally, its just ad hominem

    • @hit3894
      @hit3894 Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@IntergalacticTurtleFucker ad hominem tu quoque? I went to Jupiter.

    • @CinderedCaelus
      @CinderedCaelus Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@IntergalacticTurtleFucker That's not an ad hominem, please stop using words that you don't know the meaning of, you think you look cool but in reality you look stupid

    • @CinderedCaelus
      @CinderedCaelus Před 2 měsíci +10

      Running away is a saying, it means someone is quickly getting out of the area / escaping

    • @tblx320
      @tblx320 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I was just about to say in the comments he’s biking away not running away so yeah you’re smarter than me 10 out of 10 IQ me zero out of 10 IQ

  • @phoenixfireclusterbomb
    @phoenixfireclusterbomb Před měsícem

    Goes to college and was never able too pay off his student loans.

  • @treeadam5298
    @treeadam5298 Před měsícem

    Plot twist: He becomes a nasa engineer and ends up on jupiter

  • @pacenal_18
    @pacenal_18 Před 2 měsíci +122

    Going to Jupiter would give humanity significantly more knowledge than going to a college

    • @eimerhegel427
      @eimerhegel427 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Especially when there is technically no knowledge got for humanity from people going to college (college isn't exactly a research lab or smth similar).

    • @scratthesquirrel5242
      @scratthesquirrel5242 Před 2 měsíci +5

      shh, college will distract the women long enough for us to get the work done

    • @dinodare1605
      @dinodare1605 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@eimerhegel427
      Teaching students is only part of a universities job... Professors usually leave their lectures and then do actual work in their field. In STEM you'll notice that most of them are actively doing research and running their own labs.

  • @Retell_74
    @Retell_74 Před 2 měsíci +97

    Girls go to College to get more knowledge
    Boys go to Venus to get a bigger-

  • @kovatapmi3326
    @kovatapmi3326 Před měsícem

    I remember back in Elementary when a girl posted this phrase the whole class was in a state of war between boys and girls they were legit crying shouting and stuff

  • @Ente313
    @Ente313 Před měsícem

    “Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider”
    “Take away that more or you’re going to Jupiter”

  • @Off-roadAdventuresOfficial
    @Off-roadAdventuresOfficial Před 2 měsíci +128

    Technically, if boys can go to Jupiter, they’re smart enough to do it so

    • @anon84722
      @anon84722 Před 2 měsíci +11

      @WaffleMan-qg7ke your response to the comment sounds like something a 10 year old would write.

    • @Jigmig
      @Jigmig Před 2 měsíci +1

      @WaffleMan-qg7kewhy you mad he said the same thing you said to him back

    • @Jigmig
      @Jigmig Před 2 měsíci

      @WaffleMan-qg7keif you can’t take the heat don’t turn on the oven buddy

    • @Jigmig
      @Jigmig Před 2 měsíci +1

      @Lolfmao-lk8ti go back to school if you can’t connect the dots of people using sarcasm when they get pissy

    • @poleve5409
      @poleve5409 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @WaffleMan-qg7ketrue lmao some of these comments make me cringe

  • @whizzverb
    @whizzverb Před 2 měsíci +964

    Going to Jupiter would actually be the biggest intellectual and technological act in the entire history of humanity.

    • @cryptic7844
      @cryptic7844 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Debatable

    • @HaroonKhan-ov4ru
      @HaroonKhan-ov4ru Před 2 měsíci +52

      @@cryptic7844it’s not debatable, that would be the greatest and hard to beat.

    • @Constance_Igo
      @Constance_Igo Před 2 měsíci +26

      @@HaroonKhan-ov4ruyes Jupiter has immense gravity and no O2 (O2 is Oxygen) if we can go to Jupiter there won’t be a surface to land on especially with the storms they can destroy your craft

    • @deudz
      @deudz Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@Constance_Igo we can go to one of its satelites

    • @Constance_Igo
      @Constance_Igo Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@deudz yes but it’ll be too cold for us to live there

  • @nilsonnilson9099
    @nilsonnilson9099 Před měsícem +1

    For the last time he's not running he's biking

  • @cinarkrss
    @cinarkrss Před 15 dny

    Going to jupiter is more harder than going to collage

  • @Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer
    @Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer Před 2 měsíci +377

    Going on a well-planned manned Jupiter mission means you are probably the best of the best

    • @cold485
      @cold485 Před 2 měsíci +3

      So you know the full video?

  • @daleyfun2247
    @daleyfun2247 Před 2 měsíci +324

    Homestly going to jupiter with the boys sounds so much better than college.

    • @hirenkrishnapandalaneni553
      @hirenkrishnapandalaneni553 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Nice try fed

    • @fewkeyfewkey5414
      @fewkeyfewkey5414 Před 2 měsíci +10

      This is exactly what the government wants is to think

    • @daleyfun2247
      @daleyfun2247 Před 2 měsíci

      @@fewkeyfewkey5414 college is a debt scam designed to ruin young adults financially. Even buying a nice car on credit before a house will set you back 10 years financially. If you have to go into debt for college then it's a bad move.

    • @joshikyou
      @joshikyou Před 2 měsíci

      Jupiter is a gas planet. A gas planet basically consists of just gas and probably some debris. You basically have no place to land your rocket, or ground to walk on.

    • @Minecrafter_4
      @Minecrafter_4 Před 2 měsíci

      Me want to go to hupiher😎🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

  • @MatthewZIsHere
    @MatthewZIsHere Před měsícem

    The ambiance really set the tone with the bullying damn.

  • @RubberbandsDIY
    @RubberbandsDIY Před měsícem

    All I say to that is you’re trying to go to college so you can catch up with the boys who’s got the technology to go to Jupiter to Mars

  • @noble_norse7786
    @noble_norse7786 Před 2 měsíci +2228

    Girls: college
    Men: Space Explorers

    • @thesaddestdude3575
      @thesaddestdude3575 Před měsícem +54

      Honestly id rather have been to jupiter than uni, the students at Uni were awful.

    • @mnd7381
      @mnd7381 Před měsícem +20

      Girls' college degree : History, music and gender

    • @syaondri
      @syaondri Před měsícem +7

      To boldly go where no girls have ever went before.

    • @NiaAddison
      @NiaAddison Před měsícem +3

      Basically that’s what they’re saying 😂

    • @alexiawhitecloud1238
      @alexiawhitecloud1238 Před měsícem +5

      As a girl, I find this hilarious

  • @Plague364
    @Plague364 Před 2 měsíci +286

    "more stupider" is straight out of jupiter

    • @understand20
      @understand20 Před 2 měsíci

      Dont men have a higher IQ on average?

    • @junkhead_92
      @junkhead_92 Před 2 měsíci +11

      That's why they need to go to college i guess.

  • @esmemoon214
    @esmemoon214 Před měsícem

    “girls are from mars, boys are from venus i got a yum yum you got a…”

  • @essennagerry
    @essennagerry Před měsícem

    The way you say "Ryan went to college" is somehow so funny, like I can hear the lack of depth and saturation of silliness in it. And the last line was so funny, I ugly laughed 😂

  • @Noximillion166
    @Noximillion166 Před 2 měsíci +288

    HE BROKE THE CYCLE, HES THE MAIN CHARACTER 😭🤌

  • @JordySchunk
    @JordySchunk Před 2 měsíci +521

    imagine finally going to jupiter after all the rigorous training just to be called stupider because you went there.

    • @user-vf3nz4df5w
      @user-vf3nz4df5w Před 2 měsíci

      420 likes🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

    • @Aesthetic_onion_
      @Aesthetic_onion_ Před 2 měsíci +6

      Not even just "stupider"... "More stupider". It's not even grammatically correct 💀

    • @JordySchunk
      @JordySchunk Před 2 měsíci

      @@Aesthetic_onion_ guys go to college to get more knowledge. girls need to go to 7th-8th grade highschool to learn proper fucking grammar.

    • @zacharyirizarry8589
      @zacharyirizarry8589 Před 2 měsíci +1

      "Oh you girls think its so easy to go to another planet do, have you put together a gravitational regulator, or fuel control drive, or even more simple a disconnect coupler"

  • @austinweaver5649
    @austinweaver5649 Před měsícem

    When i was a kid, it was "go to Mars to get more smarts"

  • @Themasterofallhorror
    @Themasterofallhorror Před měsícem

    If boys go to Jupiter, then that means we’ve already figured out space travel before the girls finished college.

  • @sokuchatto-sw9wt
    @sokuchatto-sw9wt Před 2 měsíci +107

    "I got a full roll of tin foil are you coming with me or not?" best line 😂

  • @IAmNotVeryCreativeBecause
    @IAmNotVeryCreativeBecause Před 2 měsíci +381

    "Guess you've been to Mars before" would've been a perfect comeback

    • @Jadenrocha9871
      @Jadenrocha9871 Před 2 měsíci +17

      I feel like I should get this but can you explain

    • @illiyuu-ez6go
      @illiyuu-ez6go Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@Jadenrocha9871 im confused too

    • @breakfaith3031
      @breakfaith3031 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Venus would be better.

    • @happyshrewimhappierthanmos8274
      @happyshrewimhappierthanmos8274 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@Jadenrocha9871 it turns the insult back on them by calling them stupid

    • @cheerthree
      @cheerthree Před 2 měsíci +8

      ​@@happyshrewimhappierthanmos8274 but mars doesn't rhyme with stupider?

  • @DamianLuisOlguin
    @DamianLuisOlguin Před měsícem

    “I got full rap of tinfoil” him covered with it got me tripping💀

  • @ForDeutschland
    @ForDeutschland Před měsícem

    “More stupider.” Ah yes it seems we have an intellectual in our presence.

  • @WhimsicalWisp44
    @WhimsicalWisp44 Před 2 měsíci +321

    and he ended up with 40k in debt and an art degree he couldn't use

    • @bethpace6936
      @bethpace6936 Před měsícem +7

      I honestly thought that's where the story was going. lol

    • @poppers7317
      @poppers7317 Před měsícem +10

      only 40k? That's a steal!

    • @broskee7665
      @broskee7665 Před měsícem +5

      Missed that fact that Ryan ended college being called Rihanna and gained her degree in gender studies. reaffirming the fact that girls do indeed go to college.

    • @manicmartyr69
      @manicmartyr69 Před měsícem +2

      @@broskee7665this is how the video should have ended! Great comment!

    • @NomadUrpagi
      @NomadUrpagi Před měsícem +2

      I hear 40k i imagine the emperor and bask in his glory

  • @TheHolidayKing47
    @TheHolidayKing47 Před 2 měsíci +998

    Landing on Jupiter makes you the smartest person alive, technically lol

    • @johnpolhendri302
      @johnpolhendri302 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I agree

    • @dotsthedemonlord3363
      @dotsthedemonlord3363 Před 2 měsíci +14

      Smartest human in the entire planet

    • @Iceteaconsumer900
      @Iceteaconsumer900 Před 2 měsíci +20

      fr i never understood that rhyme like alr you go to college and get into debt and ill somehow be the first to Jupiter cya later😂

    • @n0vitski
      @n0vitski Před 2 měsíci +18

      Considering that it is a gas giant, landing on it would also make you the flattest one. And, like, super-expired.

    • @Jeff4theRaid
      @Jeff4theRaid Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@n0vitskithe heaviest one

  • @DJ-XLR8
    @DJ-XLR8 Před měsícem

    “Now, I’ve got a full roll of tin foil, are you coming with me or not” is a phrase I’m going to introduce into my daily life.

  • @NightPhoenixPress
    @NightPhoenixPress Před měsícem

    I love that going to Jupiter in a tin foil hat and suit is just a thing that happens in this universe. 😂😂😂😂

  • @3disme
    @3disme Před 2 měsíci +94

    “And on that day, Ryan went to college. And also went into debt.”

    • @kumrandy7835
      @kumrandy7835 Před 2 měsíci

      😂 yooo

    • @HutouGD
      @HutouGD Před 2 měsíci

      1- boys invented college
      2- stupider aint even a word

  • @SuperNovaFrxd
    @SuperNovaFrxd Před 2 měsíci +50

    If anyone ever said that to me I would say
    "Boys go to college to get more knowledge girls go to Jupiter to get fucking shredded by the strong gravitational pull"

  • @broskee7665
    @broskee7665 Před měsícem

    Ryan went to college and became Rihanna supporting the fact that girls go to collage.

  • @juniper.318
    @juniper.318 Před měsícem

    "And on that day, Ryan went to college, and came back with 50 stuffed sharks and programmer socks"

  • @squidguy1785
    @squidguy1785 Před 2 měsíci +175

    Fun fact, getting accepted into collage is surprisingly easier than going to FLIPPING JUPITER WHICH IT MILLIONS OF KILOMETERS AWAY, I know, who knew

    • @boss_alz
      @boss_alz Před 2 měsíci +3

      but then you have to go to college to go to jupiter

    • @iurope4834
      @iurope4834 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@boss_alz is it that hard just walk

    • @craftysteve176
      @craftysteve176 Před 2 měsíci

      @@iurope4834fr

    • @theevolutionaryboy9263
      @theevolutionaryboy9263 Před 2 měsíci +1

      plus its hard to walk the planet is amd eout of gas AND even if you get there you would be squashed and if somehow SOMEONE does land then there smarter then college

    • @aaronryan1259
      @aaronryan1259 Před 2 měsíci +1

      No shit Sherlock

  • @ManasManoj-jn5pg
    @ManasManoj-jn5pg Před 2 měsíci +706

    “Hes’s *RUNNING* away”💀

  • @slump2p
    @slump2p Před měsícem

    "i got a full roll of tinfoil, you comin with me or not" they goin to jupiter but they ain't using rocket ships

  • @yes-lv4qy
    @yes-lv4qy Před měsícem

    Bro started his main character arc

  • @ssnakeyboy4345
    @ssnakeyboy4345 Před 2 měsíci +142

    And on that day, CheeseParade was hired by Netflix.

  • @Chargerburn
    @Chargerburn Před 2 měsíci +302

    It requires more brains to get to Jupiter than to go to collage 💀

    • @tarifffff
      @tarifffff Před 2 měsíci +24

      You definitely went to jupiter.

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 Před 2 měsíci +9

      I don't know about that. The average person is smarter than Laika the dog, but Laika the dog went to outer space first.
      The thing about Laika, who was a really good dog by all accounts, is that they could sort of pretend that Laika might not have died a horrible death when she went up. The same can't be said for anyone who lands on Jupiter.

    • @mujtabaalam5907
      @mujtabaalam5907 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@hypothalapotamus5293They never said anything about landing on Jupiter, which isn't possible anyways since it's made out of gas

    • @derpanator5671
      @derpanator5671 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@mujtabaalam5907 still hella hard to get to jupiter

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@mujtabaalam5907 How can you say that you've been to Jupiter if you haven't been inside the red dot?
      As for the composition of Jupiter, scientists believe (given the temperatures and pressures involved) that if you go far enough in, you'll hit a liquid interior. This is good enough to say that you've landed. Whether or not there is a solid core is unknown.

  • @Khorothis
    @Khorothis Před měsícem

    Going to college does get you closer to Jupiter but only because your debts will be astronomical.

  • @yusriyusuf9010
    @yusriyusuf9010 Před měsícem

    girls: washroom
    boys:collage

  • @YouareFinnaGetClappedBozo
    @YouareFinnaGetClappedBozo Před měsícem

    After going to college, he realizes he’s in crippling debt.

  • @SpaceKadet1454
    @SpaceKadet1454 Před 2 měsíci +496

    Actually seeing Jupiter up-close would be one of the most remarkable things I can think of. (and by upclose I mean relatively close).

    • @jeremyglass4283
      @jeremyglass4283 Před 2 měsíci +11

      Jupiter is a terrifying planet to look at for some reason, also you can’t see it up close, its magnetic field will fry you if you try

    • @SpaceKadet1454
      @SpaceKadet1454 Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@jeremyglass4283 Well I can see it being terrifying because we just cant comprehend how large it is. Also, I know it is not possible to see Jupiter "up close," but it just sounds amazing. I want to have my mind blown.

    • @dhaivik2194
      @dhaivik2194 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@SpaceKadet1454 you brain will literally explode

    • @idehenebenezer802
      @idehenebenezer802 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Jesus is coming soon. Repent and turn away from your SINS TODAY🤗

    • @flamingdoritos9543
      @flamingdoritos9543 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@idehenebenezer802sin more meet Satan I mean he pissed off god and he's supposed to forgive everyone

  • @amor6486
    @amor6486 Před 2 měsíci +61

    Going to Jupiter is a achievement

    • @homebrew4970
      @homebrew4970 Před 2 měsíci

      "is a achievement." You should have gone to college.

    • @colorfulstone9221
      @colorfulstone9221 Před 2 měsíci +1

      an*
      maybe go to college

    • @gentong4723
      @gentong4723 Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah uh, the moment you're there you're just gonna die instantly

  • @monikaparaskar8629
    @monikaparaskar8629 Před měsícem

    Boys go to mars to get more candy bars.
    Obviously.

  • @CaramelCreeper25
    @CaramelCreeper25 Před 10 dny +1

    Ah yes, the "smart people" say the totally real word "Stupider"

  • @CATfabulous
    @CATfabulous Před 2 měsíci +52

    I always loved hearing this and thinking "says the one who thinks stupider is a word"

    • @BUFFALOSOLDIERS1000
      @BUFFALOSOLDIERS1000 Před 2 měsíci

      exactly

    • @gwenderp6229
      @gwenderp6229 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Language is determined by its users. If enough people believe stupider is a word and use it then it will become a word and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Like the word "aint" or expression "do'oh". Look at what Black people are doing to the language.

    • @CATfabulous
      @CATfabulous Před 2 měsíci

      @@gwenderp6229 Thats saying 2+2= 100 ... even if the majority of civilization thinks that, it's still not correct

    • @gwenderp6229
      @gwenderp6229 Před 2 měsíci

      @@CATfabulous By that logic, Spanish, Italian and French don't exist they're just bastardizations of Latin...

    • @DefenestratedG
      @DefenestratedG Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@CATfabulous language ≠ math
      Language is created, shaped, and formed. Math is discovered, explored, and built upon.

  • @TheDamagedKoda
    @TheDamagedKoda Před 2 měsíci +55

    Missed opportunity to say "and on that day he did go to college, to get more knowledge"

  • @SweeshMelon
    @SweeshMelon Před měsícem +1

    After Ryan finishes college, he realizes that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, but what does Venus do?

  • @Yui_Yui023
    @Yui_Yui023 Před měsícem

    The Best College Ad :

  • @KevinCraftCreeper
    @KevinCraftCreeper Před 2 měsíci +80

    Guy: **bikes away**
    Girls: “He’s running away”

  • @BenBen-pg8gj
    @BenBen-pg8gj Před 2 měsíci +200

    Robert Frost once said:'I took the path that less people took, and that has made all the difference'.

  • @tttt966
    @tttt966 Před měsícem

    bro going to jupiter makes you feel smarter cuz u went to space :skull

  • @navarrjenkins7648
    @navarrjenkins7648 Před měsícem +1

    Dude Jupiter rains diamonds. If I could go to Jupiter, get some diamonds, and come back safely I’d be rich.

    • @sudeux5746
      @sudeux5746 Před měsícem +1

      No you'd just plummet it's value

    • @navarrjenkins7648
      @navarrjenkins7648 Před měsícem +1

      @@sudeux5746not if people don’t know there are more.