KISS, MARRY, CRUCIO! (Harry Potter Kiss/Marry/Kill) ft. Brizzy Voices + Christine Riccio
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Tessa Netting here and that was Kiss Marry Crucio! My Harry Potter version of Kiss Marry Kill with Brizzy and Christine!!
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Hi starfish!! In this video I was REUINTED with my fellow Ravenclaws Brizzy and Christine to play one of my favorite games KILL MARRY CRUCIO!!! If you like when I play this game on my channel give this video a thumbs UP so I know. Also make sure you check out all of our channels to watch ALL THREE HARRY POTTER COLLABS! I always have a blast when I'm with these girls. OKAY THAT'S IT FOR NOW LOVE U GUYS
Oh well I am a proud starfish and love when you play this games😂
When are u going to react to the harry potter jokes ur felo starfish sent u😊🤔?
Hi Tessa!
Hi Mama Starfish 👋 I luv u
KILL? Isn't it kiss? Srry I'm also a raven
8:49 "Marry Lucius for his money!" Brizzy, there's so much Slytherin in you.
Joi Lin samee omg i love draco♥️
Joi Lin You would be the mother of Draco
😂😂
J&N Gaming and More! Gryffindor and Slytherin overlap the most tho, both competitive and cunning. Gryffindor and Hufflepuff really only have loyalty in common but Slytherin are also loyal to people who deserve it
Maria C aren’t they en
“Maybe I’ll marry Hagrid, and we’ll live together in the swamp”
-Tessa Netting
ღ Briana ahaha
gogorock3t 😂
So hagrid = SHREK
WhAtChA dOiNg iN mY sWaMp hArRy
I would love that
“I WANNA MARRY ARTHUR AND SHOW HIM THE MUGGLE WORLD” Tessa being wholesome 24/7 (except when she tortured people ig)
Tessa: I CAN SHOW YOU DA WORLD
I choose Arthur too
He is nice
"When it's Easter, we'll hide the horcruxes and then our kids would find them like eggs. And then when they find 'em, he'll be like "You forgot one!". He'll be like "This is the story of my life"." I am dead 😂
I absolutely lost it 💀💀💀
*Tessa talking about Sirius
No One:
Literally nobody:
Tessa: What if he just goes off on his dog adventures
🤣🤣🤣
Sirius would be my pet dog. I love doggies!! And I think he would be good friends with my other dog
"WHATRE YEH DOIN' IN MY SWAMP, HARRY?!"
Ooooooooooooooofffffffffff
This is hilarious
We were forced to come here
😂
😂
"Gèt øûttå mãh šwämp Hārrÿ"
-Tessa Netting 2019
Haha
Imagine yelling at a couch for like 20minutes and you just see him walk in the door with the groceries and you just feel like o-o
😂😂😂
Very imagenative
“WhAt ArE yA dOiNg In Ma SwAmP hArRy”
Chatlies Sister2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂👌🏽
I wrote the same exact thing lol
*azoolah*
Tessa: "Well I dated a lot of guys that were gay so.." :D *I DiEd*
Vika hahahahahha
I would torture Luscious until he told me his hair conditioner 🤣
Same😂
Yes
Same
or so dobby says, "It's a wig"
found this on chanwills tiktok the nifty shifty one 😂
Funny ferret
LUCUIS **
Sirius: Nevilles parents suffered something worse than death
Harry: They got expelled
Sirius:W-what?
Harry: Sorry I live with Hermione
Lol that's true, "now, if u two don't mind, I'm going to bed, before either of u come up with another idea to get US KILLED, OR WORSE, EXPELLED!!!!!"
“And be like, remember that time I stole your girl?”
And Harry be like
“Oh... yeah. Good times.”
I imagine he would say that in sarcasm 😂.
*"WhAt YoU dOiNg In My SwAmP hArRy!?"*
-Tessa
Lol
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah are you shrek now
It should be “WhAt ‘r YoU dOiNg In My SwAmP ‘aRrY?!?”
-Tessa
Tessa: And the frosting will get in his mustache!
Brizzy: wHy aRe wE vIsIOnIng tHiS?!?!
Christine: hehe
1:46 “I just think of Joe when I think of Snape”
I felt that 🤣
Also
3:03 “and your just a couch!” Is now my favorite insult
“I’d date Bellatrix in my *wild stage* of college.”
- Christine 2019
ᗰ ᗴ ᒪ ᒪ O ᗯ tbh me too
@@annabethchasesimp6816 Lmao
Wouldn’t we all though?!
@@troublemaker833 XD yesss
@@yesoryeseo i'd tell her not to kill sirius, then cheat on her with him (that a joke)
“Marry Lucius for his money.”
😂😂😂
“Secretly cut it while he’s sleeping.”
😂😂😂
Sometimes there’s so much slytherin in you but hey, we’re all Ravenclaws here. 😂😂😂
The Girl Who Lived I love your name
The Girl Who Lived I’m huffele puff
Don’t forget “I WILL BECOME THE DEMENTOR QUEEEEEEEEENNNNN”
But,
But....
EVERY DAY I'M HUFFLIN'
SLYTHRIN!
Brizzy: "Marrying Lucius for his money!"
Me: "Marrying Rita Skeeter for her dress sense!"
😍😍😂😂
They’re gonna find all of them and Harry’s gonna be like “you forgot one”
I’m already laughing my heart out.
Voldemort: Crucio
Hot Tom Riddle: Oh heck yeah I’m marrying him💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚🖤💚
OOF!
Logic I'm coming to your funeral...😩🤦♀️😂
Lol I’m gryfndoor
@@lspodcast11 I’m a slytherin
@@lspodcast11 I’m a ravenclaw
@@meepmorpmi cool luna is my favourite character
Tessa Netting has so much Bi energy in this video
"I'm gonna end up marrying Harry and at one point be like 'Hey remember when I stole your girl' "
Is she bi?
Big Sag 😂
Just for fun
I don’t think so, but Brizzy definitely is :)
She chose to marry hagrid than Hermione though??
@@pizapizo that, my friend, is called a preference
When you got Draco I'm like
"WELP DRACO TIME TO GET MARRIED"
Ikr
SAME
When’s the wedding
@@dracomalfoy1808 I don't know
Babyblade master
Are you a drarry shipper?
Brizzy crushing on Fleur gives me life 😂😂
“James ; the bully”
“Dumbledore, Albus because there are so many of them right now”
“I’m gonna delete James”
So funny
DELETE?! HAHAHA
Brizzy: I'll crucio Hagrid
Me: *Time for a criminal spree*
WHY!!!
*Angry squeaks*
Time for a flipping crusade
It would just bounce off Hagrid. HE IS A HALF GIANT!!
I WOULD MARRY HADRID BECAUSE I COULD SNUGGLE
Me: *sees Draco* *inhales* *screams* MARRY
My father will hear about this
Draco Malfoy 💙💙💚
"I know who I'm crucio-ing! SnApPe!"
-Christine
Yaaasss I'm a ravenclaw too!
Tessa reminds me of luna though. Who agrees!
The hair and the house 😂
*cough* *cough* all of us *cough*
Luna from bunk'D?
Nahh
Cool
When Brizzy said “I wanna marry Fluer so I can kiss her all the time” I felt that
mood
Broody is a mood
Mood
Marah C. Lol
If I'm not mistaken brizzy is bisexual. If you see this comment brizzy and I'm wrong please correct me
Dumbledore: a fashion icon
*Harry raises his hand* Umbridge: "Yes Potter?" Harry: "Why is ravenclaw's symbol an eagle?" Umbridge: "Well Mr Potter, what else would it be?" Harry: "I don't know... maybe a Raven???"
"I"ll marry percy cause he's like Percy Jackson ( :D )" "YoU'd MARRY Him FoR HiS NamE"
KrazyKat6177 -_- I thought I was the only one who had thought that
Vending Machine Man don’t diss molly like that
@@madi.5017 What do you mean
LMAO THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN
Hiiiii I'm such a fan
@@svetlanaviktoriaroxas2853 Just the Random side of You...
@@gachalifeshortfilms2166 Idk how 2 reply 2 that.... Thanks, I guess?
I totally get you with the Percy thing! 😂 I'm a Percy Jackson fangirl too!
I can't believe you managed to get a Twilight reference in there! I should never have doubted you.
When they said they would crucio snape...
“Why tho😟”..
Huzzah a person of quality
He was influenced by love!!!!!!!
I was looking for that comment
Because he totally didn’t bully an 11 year old
“I’m gonna kiss Cho right in front of Harry!”
Harry: *cries in bisexual*
“IN THE SWAMP?” “WHAT SWAMP?” 😂😂😂
•McKenna The Weirdo• WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP HARRY
@@keegan6448 You are a wizard harry. Its a blizzard harry! EDDIE IZZARD HARRY!!
WAIT I JUST HAD A RANDOM PICTURE IN MY HEAD. SO HAGRID AS SHREK RIGHT, BUT HARRY AS DONKEY AND FIONA IS THE HEADMASTER OF BEAXBATONS.
Welcome to Hagrid in a nutshell-
But if you kiss the Bloody Baron...
*You'd go right through him*
Huh...good point
*exactly*
That's what I thought too...
Great minds think alike
Thought of that too
SOOO TRUE BUT I DONT HAVE TO KISS ANYBODY
‘Were not killing, were just tortureing’
- tessa netting
Marrying luna would be smarter-
Wait, Im just gay
I mean like... Same.
Just
Same.
I mean ahhh i'm not gay, more like bi or idkkk but yeah
Same
Same
“aLL dEeSe WEAslY baBiEs”
- Tessa Netting
*Born a Muggle*
*Marries Arthur Weasley*
Tessa: “I cAn ShOw YoU tHe WoRlDdD”
*Update: because many of y’all can’t take i fucking joke i changed it. Not all jokes HAVE to be grammatically correct.*
TESSA BUYS A FLYING CARPET FROM ALI BASHIR AND SHOWS HIM THE WORLD!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
YASSSS QUEEN
Watch your grammar and spelling
Sorry my Ravenclaw instincts 😅😅😅😅😅
Sreeja Thomas i don’t have to watch anything thank you. Im 18, i know grammar. It was just meant to be a funny comment.
@@leanneromanova I'm*
“I’m gonna marry Fred”
Me: no. He’s mine. Back off.
YES GET HIM GIRL! I GOT DIBS ON RON!!!
Me: im gonna give george some more lovin
My friend: ESCUSE ME HE MINE
@@ectoplasm1320 I call Charlie
No. HE MY BOIIIIIII we can either share or duel and then both end up in the hospital wing :) your choice :)
Brizzy: Marry Lucius for his money
Christine:than cut his hair while he’s sleeping
Me: are you sure your both Ravenclaw that sounds very slytherin to me
😂😂😂
Aaliyah Nahiam r/wooosh
they're looking at this the smart way...
they’re slytherclaws! :O lmao (i’m a slytherclaw too)
they're slytherclaws now
Brizzy: I’m gonna marry Neville
Me: BACK OFF MY MAN!
😂
Ooof
ME LMFAO
Neville is quite attractive
I was . like dat with fred
Draco for me ;)
Random head canon: Lucius bleached his hair, and little Draco saw him doing it so he did it as well and they both got yelled at by Narcissa but they convinced her to bleach portions of her hair as well.
This is in fact one of the funniest videos I have watched in my entire life.
Tessa: I’m going to marry the dementor and become the queen of darkness.
Brizzy: You’ll never be happy again!
Me: I was never happy to begin with!
Life is so depressing, isn't it?
I was so happy that it was Christmas but now I feel a bit depressed because of this comment.🎅-🙀
I can relate. This is great. 😆
Life is hard
That's my dream goal
,,We aren't killing,we are just torturing them"
,,I wanna marry Artur and I can show him the Muggle World!"
,,Kissing cupcake sounds good"
“Hermione can take it”
Me: Hagrid is a half giant... he can also take it
4:12
Goyle, Flitwick, Vernon
Me: *Crucio, crucio, crucio!*
Sorry xD
poor flitwick 💀😂
Why r u crucioing flitwick
Professor! Noooooo!
Crucio kiss crucio lol
NooOoOooOoO PROFESSOR
13:53
Brizzy:"I wanna marry Fleur,so I can kiss her all the time"
Me:"This girl is too smart,too Ravenclaw!"
😂
(what a nice thing🥰😚☺️)
"Vernon's an assface"
"and he has no neck"
I love this trio so much!
They're the Golden Trio of the muggle world.
For the Fred, Friends, and Dementor we should call this game, Kiss, Marry, Expecto Patronum. Lol
Christine riccio: **casts crucio on buckbeak**
Buckbeak: “do you wanna die?”
Brizzy while Tessa's explaining how she's gonna kiss Cho.
"Wangoballwime?"
Only people who read the books understand
@@tlyke ikr
Hedwig, Dobby, and Umbridge.
None of them are humans.
You made my day!! 😂
Yes umbridge is a demon
Hedwig is an owl
Dobby is a house-elf
Umbridge is a fat pink cow
Tine Åsheim-Aspeslåen that’s kinda rude
@@shototodoroki2388 its just a movie charecter, chill ;-;
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even single soul:
Me: Whatching because wants to know if the crucio bellatrix.... ( Bellatrix is the best! )
Anyone else slytherin here?? 🐍🐍🐍
Slytherin!!!
No ima Ravenclaw and I'm proud about it! 😊
Random but...
LUNA IS A PRECIOUS SOAL.
@@ebonynotfound796 YAY ANOTHER FELLOW RAVENCLAW
@@TV-ly3dp :>
Me
I love Tessa’s laugh 😂❤️
dobby never wanted to kill, dobby only wanted to siriously ingure :)
Neko the cat injure*
Dobby my favorite character
Maim
Eclipse Dragon maim*
Fennekin Silver oops 😅
“For Easter, we’ll hide horcruxes around the house, fake ones. They’ll have to find them like eggs”
“And then he’ll be like ‘You forgot one!’”
I love you guys so much lol😂
I watched this video a thousand times just to hear “all together now! 123 CRUCIO!!!” I don’t know why I didn’t just go back a little bit so I didn’t have to watch the whole vid all over again. I am subscribed to all 3 of your channels and I am constantly looking for more “kiss marry crucio” vids by you 3 but I think I have watched them all. Keep being AWESOME ❤️💜🧡💛💚💙
I live for Christine’s chaotic energy and jokes 🤣
Tessa would do an awesome Luna cosplay
She actually did that, and you're right.
My number one thing against Fudge
HE HIRED UMBRIDGE
I would crucio wide mouth frog aka Umbridge and then brutally murder her. Heck, my phone wallpaper is 'keep calm and kill Umbridge'.
OMG!!!!!! Tessa that's the one thing I don't like about him
THAT IS WHY I THINK HE NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN MINISTER! HERMIONE DOES A MUCH BETTER JOB!
Yes, I do love the Cursed Child and I would save it from a burning building. I don’t care what you say. Scorpius is my child. If you think about the plot of the book, it actually makes a lot of sense. Neither of the Time-Turners were at the Ministry when Harry broke every Time-Turner in existence it seems, so they couldn’t have been broken and the owners had them somewhere else to begin with. That’s why nobody knew that you could travel back in time years, not just hours, because the Ministry never came in possession of one until the Cursed Child.
There’s my rant for the day. You may all go home now.
YASSS I AGREE WITH YOU BOTH SO MUCH!!!
I think one of the girls said that
Omg this video is a gift.💗 I have not laughed this much since quarantine started.
I love what Christine was saying at the end about Easter and horcruxes and the story of Harry potter's life.I LOVED this video! 😍
ZIP ZAP ZOP THEATRE KIDS COME THROUGH
Alexa Isabelle yassss! she said it and i was like yyyeess i loved playing that game for theater
Lol I did this in my theatre class...I did *not* like it XD
I remember playing that and I gasped when she said that
It made my theater nerd heart so happy that she said that 💗💗
I hate this game with a burning passion.
The picture for Vernon tho 😂
Why is noboy talking abt the end when Christine was like "And on Easter we'll have our kids hunt for fake horcruxes like Easter Eggs" and the Teesa was like "And then you'll be like 'You forgot oneee'" that was the funniest stuff ever!!!
Brizzy: "I'm not gunna kill you, I'm just going to hurt you"
Me: OMG, she's the joker from suicide squad!!!
Tessa: "I feel like I have to marry Draco because of my hair!"
Oh, Tes... You look like you could be related because of your hair. XD
I loved this so much!
When tessa said i love him voldemort. I was like me too me too me too 🤣
I literally LOVE Tessa's eye-laugh 💘💕
10:01
you may now kiss the bride
and that is the end of tessa
OMG I NEVER EXPECTED THAT PERCY JACKSON REFERENCE
#percyjackson
Thanks so much! I never expected this many likes! IT BEATS MY RECORD OF 2! ( ^ ^ )
Wendy Wave when!?!
Arty Geek 9:21
Katelyn thanks :)
Haha same, I love that series as well as HP
Yessssss #athenasquad
Luv you my fellow Ravenclaw trio! Christine is SO spunky!
You three are the DEFINITION of my personality. Literally me and my sister. I wish I had a constant group like you three. 💚💙
“Draco and I can have our apple”
Me: “Omg I’m eating an apple!”
"Delete James Potter?"
Lily was in the fase when she tought "I'm an independent woman i can do whatever i want SO NOW I'M GOMMA HAVE AN ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION"
WhAt aRe YoU dOiNg iN My sWaMp HaRrY
I’m weeezing aaaah 🤣
“ yeah like ill play with his hair and then cut it off while he’s sleeping” 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm a Hufflepuff! Just found out on Pottermore! 😃 Edit: Thank you all for the warm welcome, I will definitely be staying here 😄
Welcome to the club! 💛🖤💛🖤
Bronzez Never Win YAY HUFFLEPUFFS UNITE!
WELCOME!!
Bronzez Never Win
Same
Hufflepuffs unite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛
Honestly Brizzy’s reactions were so good lol 😂
Brizzy, Tessa and Christine = golden trio 💙
13:25 in the video I would crucio Dumbles (sorry), kiss Fleur, marry James, and cheat on him with Sirius XD
Why would you crucio me........ I am to old.....If that hit me I will die...😫
YOU would crucio me.....? I am to old... If this curse hit me I will die!
@@nauriss34 Yup! And YOU are a meddling conniving lying old piece of veela dung (do veelas even poop?) who can't keep his fat nose out of people's cards but refuses to reveal his own. *mumbles* old coot.
This is, of course, directed to the actual fictional Dumblefrick and tbh possibly any irl person who honest to goodness loves Albie enough to give him a CZcams channel. If you did it for a joke that's okay tho.
And also James is hot and Sirius is hotter, I meant every word I said.
@@nauriss34 Also you're a ducking professor and you use the wrong to/two/too? Yeah, clearly you are getting **too** old. 😑
@@isitfridayyet6330 yEs that's the true.....
"I'm gonna delete James Potter"
Tessa's reaction was hilarious
*DELETE!?* 😆😂
...... Why would she do this? I love Jamie... He's my brother
Harry: BOY NOT AGAIN
-Voldemort, probably
Sophie Pennie i hate James sm.
*Gets a notification
*Swipes it away
Me: Wait... did I see the word Crucio...?
*Checks notification
*Sees Tessa Netting
*Clicked so fast I almost dropped my iPod
Edit: YEEEEEESSS!!!! I can’t believe she actually saw my comment!!!!!!!!!!!
Sens Girl Hockey
Same
Same!!
This is the platinum trio ❤❤❤
You cannot change my mind
This is among my favourite videos
Ravenclaws to the front 💙💙
I love y’all’s videos you bring a smile to my face
Well, I'd marry Snape.
At least he would be faithful to me.
Always.
Why you gotta do that to me
@@zoeycahill2134 Sorry
I- I can't right now. im crying over this horrible joke lmao
How sweet. I would too.
NO STOP AHH
11:00 OMG Tessas laugh sounds exactly like Bellatrix breaking out of Askaban😂🖤
" WhAt ArE yOu DoInG iN mY sWaMp HaRrY!!!!! " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god, I laughed so hard my insides hurt 🤣 that was the most amazing kiss marry or crucio I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂 I couldn’t stop laughing!!
*Says Draco Malfoy*
Me *Screaming*: MARRY
Me kisssssssssss
Who wouldn’t marry him?!
SaMeE
ME TOO
omg sameeeee
Christine marrying Percy because he's same name with Percy Jackson .... that's my logic 😆😁
Mine too
I laughed so hard in this video, I love you guys together
8:49 Marry Lucius for his money! Brizzy, you ambitious.
Rita is practically just a blonde Umbridge LMAO
Your pretty much right