Harry Potter Predictive Text Impressions (We cried again): Sorcerer's Stone ft. Brizzy Voices
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- Brizzy and I use predictive text to finish these quotes from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (while doing impressions) ⬇ read more below ⬇
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HEY GUYS! Tessa here. I hope you enjoyed this video with Brizzy! PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE pick a Potter quote, type half of it, make up a sentence using predictive text, and WRITE IT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW! I will be hearting my faves!!
This was my favourite video I am so happy you are doing this again
Here is my Harry Potter quote
Now I am going to bed and I will have a huge party in my dormitory
"To the well-organized mind, death is a good time for me to get a new job or something." 😂😂😂
My quote:
Always be my favorite😍💕 😂😂😂
Yer a little too busy for me, Harry.
~Hagrid 2019
If you two don’t mind I’m going to bed before you come over and get me to do a lot of jobs.
~Hermione Granger 2019
I hope there’s no more than one person in my life.
~Luna Lovegood 2019
Don’t let the wolves come back in the morning.
~Ron Weasley 2019
So what did we learn about the golden trio:
Hermoine had some weird night.
Ron worships the Turkey God
Harry has an affair with Snape.
Great.
Hermione hates Reylo
X Dëmønįcã Chãn X oh yeah 😂😂
Haha! Halarious! (Sry if I spelt it wrong)
And now on your predictive text when you say worship it's going to say Turkey God
MadHatterChris Ron is in a Relationship with the sorting hat
Hermione: I'm going to bed before i forget people who like spiders exist
Tbh same
Lmao
I'm going to bed now but I WANT THEM BACK!
Hermione: I’m going to bed bed before my prom date night bye
I’m going to bed before you go home today and then you can come over
"I'm going to bed before I go to work at 11 45 if you want to come in and talk to you soon and I will be there at the same time."
"My father will.. be there in a few minutes" -draco, 2021
XD
You can see him saying something like that maybe to like Voldemort or something
“Harry Potter the boy who lived come to visit with my sister.” - Voldemort
"Yer a person who does not like ice cream with pickles."
- Hagrid
I like pickles, and ice cream.
I liked how you wrote “yer”
emitheslytherin that’s true.
OMG 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💖
Who does?
No one:
Draco:
"My father willingly got murdered so I don't care 😬."
"Scared of the cops and the train station. Is that normal?"
I ended up with "Scared of the magic number of the magic,"
Scared of the cat in my car 🚗
My father willing to take care of posiedon
scared of y’all doing hw?
“Scared 😱 is a new time for ya buddy swims.”
“I solemnly swear I am not in love with Lafayette”
“My father will hear about Zazzalil and her in a room where we all are”
“Happiness can be found, even in the theatre of your heart”
“Is it true you fainted? I mean you actually know how to get your hands on me”
“it does not do to dwell on money, but it is nice to get a sugar daddy”
“after all this time you were falling in a forest for forever right you”
“Now if you two don’t mind, I’m going to murder the ensemble okay rachel berry”
“Don’t worry, i can see them too, you’re not too sure about the whole being dead thing you just have to wait for it.”
Okay i think you can see by my predictive texts that im a theatre kid 💀
"i'm going to murder the ensemble" and "you're not too sure about the whole being dead thing" SENT ME
The fact that the “Is it true you fainted?” Line came out that way 😂
Every Drarry Shipper would love that oml-
i like predictive text 4 and 6
Help! Troll in the sky is the best game controller for the iPhone to watch it for a free app that I love you and I have a lot to say to
Ok something is SERIOUSLY wrong with you 🤣
"Harry, did you hear the phone and it was the last time you have turtle?" - Dumbldore asked calmly.
HARRY DID YOU HEAR THE PHONE WHEN DID YOU HAVE THE TURTLE LAST
-movie translation
Harry:
"I solemnly swear that I have nothing to do with the devil in disguise"
😂😂😂😂
I got "I solemly swear I didn't get a refund NOW!"
I solemnly swear that you have received this message
I got: "I solemnly swear to be a good boi harry potter." I'm concerned
@@Devinelea11 😂
Draco: "Scared of the big boy in my room lol."
Considering that there's like a half dozen people in each dorm you're gonna need to narrow it down there Draco.
He was talking about Goyle, specifically AVPM Goyle 😂
@@cael_aj Hey now, Jim Pavolo can't help being that tall, lol.
I always knew Draco was gay...
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess yup, he has a crush on Harry and Harry on draco😂😂
Harry snuck in
“The world isn’t made up of time for class and then the school year, we all have the kids in our room in us.” - Sirius Black
For some reason that came out really inspirational
“I can see them too I think I have to go get some nuggets”
What is with my predictive text 😂
Hermione: "I'm not an owl!!!"
"I'm not an issue with the face parts thing!!!"
Snape: "Turn to page 394!"
"Turn to be honest I don't think I can do that!
Lol
Snape being a mood tho
@@olivehatesolives Ikr...
Real quote:"Pity the living, and all above, those who live without love."
Mine with predictive text:"Pity the living, and she was like, that ship has sailed."
oml lol
Straight facts 👌😂
Draco The Ferret oof
How much do you ship people lol
YOUR KIDDING ME
“If you two don’t mind I just got a text from you”
-Hermione 2021
“Stop,stop, stop. Your going to take someone’s eye out.”
“ Stop, stop, stop. Your going to have to be a little late for me.”
This was mine
“Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his eyes open and then he can see the world”
remus can show snape the world
Smart guy
SORRY THIS IS SO FUNNY
Remus: I cAn sHoW yOu thE wOOrLd
"A whole new wooooorrrlldd"
"Don't you dare close your eyes"
this one was in the books not movies:
“there’s no need to call me sir, professor”
“there’s no need to call me back it is so much fun to watch you sing 🎤”
How could they leave out sassy Harry in the movies like that?
It's actually "there's no need to call me sir, professor"
Lyvvy ikr
"There's no need to call my number and we have to take my daughter to the future white house 😭"
"You are not going mad you're not the store and my first try to call draco."
-Luna Lovegood 2021
You’re not going mad at me lol lol I just got invited to sing the river with hazel green
"I'm hermione granger and I don't know how much money we have."
"Now if you too don't mind, I'm off to bed before any of you know what to do the best way for me to go to the restroom."
“I solemnly swear that you’re not going anywhere.”
“Mischief is my birthday 🎂”
“Has anyone seen a Toad? A boy who has been so excited about it screamed at me!”
“Daddies gone mad hasn’t he”
“Daddies gone on the willy wonka guy in a huff” 💀💀
“No stop stop stop you’re going to take someone’s eye out”
“No stop stop stop 🛑 and then you can get a pride flag 🏳️⚧️”
XD I'm bummed that my phone doesn't exactly have predictive text, just auto correct. Yours was beautiful
XD
PRIIIIDEEE 😂
hermione is an ally
“Daddy’s gone for a river trip to the river”
“No no stop bleeding from the river”
WHAT
Original: Master has given Dobby a sock! Dobby is free!
New: Master has given Dobby a huge amount of snow in the house and it will not take a long time to finish it.
Mine: master has given Dobby a lot of work done and I think I have to get put in the closet and I have to get put in the closet.
Okay
Master has given dobby a variety of blue plastic bags.
Master has given Dobby a good job and is doing well
Actually that sounds quite sweet actually
Original: "There's no need to call me sir, Professor"
Predictive: "There's no need to change their hair and she came a lot more like the poison"
Harry, you ok?
“I solemnly swear I’m gonna get it done”
Said by every one who never gets things done😂😂
I solemnly swear I'm just living in my life and I will make a decision on the toilet
“TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!”
“TROLL IN THE NETHERLANDS BASED IN ENGLAND BASED ON THE ANDROID”
“You’re just as sane as I am”
“You’re just as good as I know the lord is that I love”
*Blimey*
“Troll in the dream of a wizard”
“You’re just as a friend of mine”
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon"
"Just because I have a channel I hope to get to work now"
No one:
Not a single soul:
Tessa: tHeY wOrShIp TuRkEyS
That just made my dayyyyyy
YEEEEAAAH
Umm..I said that too..I *do* have a soul.....right?🤔😢
“i solemnly swear that we are a little more chill than the outsiders”
“my father will kidnap y’all for a few years”
“mischief is in the bathroom downstairs”
“yer a little girl that is a woman”
You had me at "kindap y'all" XD
OMG these are so good!! 😂
Lemme just...........
HAHAHAHAHA
“It’s leviOsa, not the same as a result of the original article!” -Hermione Granger
Tessa: Turkey lord
Me: DUCK IS LORD
“Dobby is a good day.”
My father did not have a job and he did not know what he did.”
“Alas. Juice.”
ALAS JUICE
LOL
Yer a good person to be with ya know
Alas. Juice.
I got "Alas, you can take them to the park!" how did that happen 🤣🤣🤣
“I solemnly swear y’all are coming to my house.”
“Not my daughter, I wanna die now.”
"Not my daughter, but I don't know what to do with her."
@@Wolfie_Silver 😂
“Not my daughter who is the best”
Not my daughter but she was like 👍 I didn’t even say it to you I didn’t mean 😪 she would do the wrong 😑 I don’t have one ☝️ but you can call ☎️ when you are here if you’re free and want IT lol I love her so cute lol I just watched a movie 🎥 I just wanted it and she didn’t even think 💭 I didn’t like 👍
*what*
6:47 RON SOUNDS LIKE A LITERAL ANGEL! Also Ron, I love you too!
Stop stop stop arguing and get a little spicy. IM DYING LMAO
Hermione: “Now, I’m going to bed and then I will be in bed with you”
Geez Hermione
oooo Hermione, what's gotten into you? 😂
Who's bed Hermione?
OMG! who are you gonna have sex with Hermione?
Ron
@Lord Voldytort Why did I read that in Snape's voice
Hermione: “Now if you two don’t mind I would want to be with a woman that would hurt me”
....Tea.
oh shit
right. so umm yes
Now we know what Hermione is into she was actually into it when Bellatrix was I think biting her arm to write mudblood. I don’t remember is she was biting her or using a different way to write it
"Now if you two don't mind, I have a great day and I will be there."
Tea
😂🤣 You’re hilarious Tessa and Brizzy!
“Do or do not there is no one for me lol “ Yoda, 2021
Hagrid: “Yer a wizard who died of a bad life”
I mean, that is kinda true
Rebecca Sheehan oh Kay moving on
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg
“It’s leviosa not gonna was like the one”
“I solemnly swear that we had to be the first to go eat”
😂😂
The second one is me 😂
4:18 "I wanna go to the new house".... wait there is a NEW house next to gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin and Hufflepuff? Wow... 💙💚❤️💛
What an amazing experience for you guys and I hope you enjoy your time in Paris.
OG: "Dad, what if I am put in Slytherin?"
Predictive: "Dad, what if I am put in the future for the next 7 years?"
smh these time turners are out of control lol
Albus Severus Potter, you were named after the first time I went to bed so I am not sure how long it will still happen in the past.
OoT Link much?
"Dad, what if I am put in my head that way in a bit of a movie with my mom for the weekend so I can come over and watch 😊"
@@magi.c Albus Severus, you were named after the following link to the nurse immediately by the way I can do you.
The heck? Harry has gone mad.😂
Remember how last time the Night King was the main topic.😂 and now it’s back!!!
I KNOW IT WILL NOT LEAVE
@@tessanetting you can never escape from the night king
@@justsomeone8947 yaaas you can't 😂😂😂❤
Well, I’m going to bed before thanksgiving so I’m not ready for Christmas.
"it does not do well to dwell on dreams of a single day of the day that is my favorite thing for me."
-Albus Dumbledore haha
"I solemnly swear I didn't do anything"
"Mischief and I will be there in a few minutes"
Abbi Hayden I can just imagine Fred and George at the begging of the series like “Mischief and I will be there in a few minutes” 😂
" Fear of a name only increases the chance to make a difference in ya hair." - Dumbledore 😂
"Fear of a name only increases for a woman that has a different kind of new China"...what?
Tessa, your Ron impression is spot on!
Happinesses can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to watch a Tessa netting vid
Hermione: "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all have."
Just because you have the emotional range of mind, if you're interested, then you can start with a clock or a general election that you have to be a little more conservative.
...
omg I’m dying
“Your going to start my life again with a little bit of time and fun 😏”
I’m dying.
It was originally ‘Your going to take someone’s eye out. Besides, your saying it wrong! It’s levi-O-sa not levio-SARRR.’
“You’re just as sane as I am”
You’re just as good as the sun.
“I’m going to bed”
I’m going crazy with my dog...
😳
You're just as much as other than her to go to the hospital
I'm going ACHABLAJSLAJSKSBSKABJ to the gym tomorrow
“You’re just as amazing as you think”
“I’m going on the first time to play this video game”
“ Your just as well as the moon is “ for you’re just as sane as I am omg 😂
"It's LeviOsa, not a big storm!"
- Hermione Granger
I got: "It's LeviOsa, not the intended recipient, you are not the intended recipient!"
I got
It's leviOsa not this mean and your sister
It's leviOsa, not a big difference in my case
I got:
It's LeviOsa, not beacause and the World of Pop ist the Rock
I can't- 😂
``Its LeviOsa, not the first time in the world!``
Hermione: "I'm going to bed before I can see that you have any other questions or concerns about the position of my favorite part of a sudden death ☠"
I think I turned Hermione a bit dark 😅
Sandy Mnm yes.
Yup
'Your a wizard harry'
Your a well deserved holiday.
*Wut*
'It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live.'
It does not do well to be used as a single piece of paper.
The quote: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Predictive text: I solemnly swear that I am not doing bingo today because I have no internet.
The quote: Mischief managed.
Predictive text: Mischief is a good app but it’s still gonna good for me.
*so that’s interesting* 😂
“Master has given her the time of her life”
“Dobby has no right to do this”
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
OOOOOHHHHHHH😂😂🔥
“My father in law can text” - Draco, 2020 omg lol 😂
My father is a floating piece of rock
@@megalegalo
My father was in the same house with me my sister was in a relationship and brown green
Oh the teaaa
“How darw you are a few of the many reasons why I am not sure if I should have been a lot of talk about the same time as the first time.” -Molly 2021🤣
Swish and I have to get a new one for you to do it tomorrow morning and thanks for your help with the phone call. I can’t STOP😂😂✋
"I'm Harry, Harry Potter"
"I'm Harry, but I don't think it"
I'm Harry, and I have a question
@@Ellenchattergirl I'm Hermione Granger, I can get a dance competition in the chamber of secrets
Ok then...
Im harry potter and I will never forget about this movie with the stars of my life
I’m Harry Potter. I’m sorry 😐
Toy Soldier I’m Harry, but i don’t like it cuz it’s not a daddy’s boy.
HUH
Real quote: Yer a wizard, Harry
New quote: Yer a fan of the girls dormitories
- Hagrid
PHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAA
Pfft Haha
More like girls bathroom
SparklePlayzCZcams1 😂😂
Yer a little late but I'll probably be home by looking at the end of the world
"My father will come to you with the best wishes for your family"
"Red hair and the pause menu but if mario gets a little bit more of a problem then I realized that I fought off that threat."
"If you don't mind I'm going to be host for a diamond lavender I want to offer for my father"
"Happiness can be found on a fishing site that can help someone ask for their favorite tourist"
“Happiness can be found at the best time for the first two games of the season.”
😂
“Harry, did you think of me and my mom?”
Dumbledore said calmly 😂
“I solemnly swear we got to go cuddle”. “Mischief Managed I wanna go nite nite”
Why have i watched this 10 times so far? “Your just as sane as you are I wanna call the morning of my hair.” Lol
My go:
Now I’m going to bed, before you leave here and you don’t have to wake me up at all the same thing you don’t deserve to be with me lol
Original: "Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness!"
Predicted text: Slytherin will help you for a science company and I'm sorry that you're smart.
Me: what? 😂
lol i'm cracking up
L.O.L
OMG
"You could be great you know, and Slytherin is a good question to me that she was the first person she was"
Real quote: "Yer a wizard Harry"
Predictive text: " Yer a bit of a Norwegian air Force Base today."
😂😂😂
WhAt
That Girl who Comments on Stuff I honestly don't even know how that happened😂
Yer a girl of this stuff
Yer a good idea for me to do
@@autumnr6058 wut
Well this video has opened my eyes
You had me on the floor now my stomach hurts 👏
Original: "Pretty obvious"
Predictive text: "Pretty sure I have to eat my dad."
- Gildroy Lockhart
WHAT?? 😂😂😂😂
Pretty sure i have to eat at the house and i don’t know if you want to go to the store and pick up the kids -Gilderoy Lockhart 2020
Pretty sure that she is a cat.
-Gilderoy Lockhart about Hermione and what happened with the cat situation
I’m pretty sure his dad was a muggle or muggle born
"Pretty sure you have this problem"
🌝👍🔫
"I solemnly swear I updated my account picture."
"Mischief is a good thing."
Scared of being in the wrong lane but I’m glad you are feeling good🎃 -Draco Malfoy 2023
I’m British and i can infact confirm that every year on the 13th of October everyone in Britain goes to a grave in a hill (the grave is for the Turkey God) and we all stand behind it and sing Kumbaya.
Eventually, the Turkey God rises from his grave and does the Renegade, then he goes back into his grave and we have a big turkey feast. It’s my favourite holiday ✨
But Potter’s just a boy, that I am going into a relationship with my mom.” - Professor McGonagall
Original - “But Potter’s just a boy, not a piece of meat!”
Whut🤣🤣
I tried it
But potter’s just a boy who was younger than the last one
But Potter’s just a boy sad to say I love you
But Potters just a boy who likes to flirt and you don’t have to shave his head off.
"But Potter's the same as one of the many easter cupcakes she made"
PLOT TWIST: HARRY WAS TRANSGENDER ALL ALONG!
Hermoine:-"to get us killed or worst EXPELLED"
"to get us killed and then I would get a lot more of the comic books"
Pfffttt- XD
Tessa: Maybe they worship the turkey.
DUCK IS LORD HE IS LORD
Quote: "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
Predictive text: "I solemnly swear that you were always the one that made me feel like I want you in the middle of the restroom." 😂😂😂
Real quote: Yer a wizard Harry
New: yer back in the lake today
Is this some kind of secret punishment they haven't mentioned???
Yer a little bit too early for you like it lol
Yer a good character and a great day
"Mischief was a.. bad idea"
"Not my child, I'm going to run away now"
"I'm Hermione Granger and I am your new favourite ship!"
"My father will be gone soon.."
"Mischief and I will be there at the same time."
"Not my fault that I didn't get to see you then and there is no way I can get a ride to the airport."
"I'm Hermione Granger and I will be there at the same time." (Time Turners?)
"My father will be there at the same time."
Ok that last one tho...
Mischief tumblr is a male dominance in the world of the Intern."
@@lilliana41 "My father will live in a crown "
When you get in trouble:
Mischief was a...bad idea
When someone asks if a kid is your child:
Not my child, I'm going to run away now
When you meet someone for the first time:
I'm Hermione Granger and I am your new favorite ship!
When you have plans to kill your father:
My father will be gone soon...
"I solemnly swear to Hogwarts be like that" " mischief I can 🥫🥫🥫🥫" my face be like🤣
“You have eyes like a small group of friends and you are welcome lol” -Newt
"Daddys gone to the hospital and see if we can have a good time together"
"I solemnly swear to God that I am to he to be Brave"
"If you two dont mind are you coming back from the movies"
LMFAO
"You're just as sane as you should be able to be."
LMAO WHAT-
😂 Luna, that’s...
I solemnly wish you the best
"Harry potter, The bow who lived... I am so weird about this." 🤣
Harry Potter, the boy who lives..... Can you please send me your email and password for the first time I was wondering if you were going ACHABLAJSLAJSKSBSKABJ to the house
Orginial: “Well my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice!”
Text Version: “Well my philosophy is that the next time I get home from school I have to do it all.”
"The ones that leave us never really come out to us." -Sirius Black according to my phone
yeah cuz if they leave u they don't rly care ab coming out to u...smh
@Hanako Chlala-Lubbe And Wolfstar is now cannon
“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to do something to make sure he is doing the same for his children.”
"Yer a wizard did you get the best avenger for your mom" - hagrid 2021 😂
Here we go
“After all this time your still on book two of Harry Potter 😵”
“Yer a person jerry”
😂😂😂
“I solemnly swear y’all are ugly”
“My father will lick your toes”
Ew
I solemnly swear I’m sorry
Me: trying not to wake my family
Tessa:*High pitched laugh screech*