Mitt Romney is Our Only Hope
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- čas přidán 28. 01. 2020
- Guillermo celebrated his 49th birthday, Trump's lawyers wrapped up their opening arguments at the impeachment hearing, Senator Mitch McConnell took charge of his most important duty as Majority Leader, former National Security Advisor John Bolton released details about Trump holding military to Ukraine, and Jimmy pleads with Senator Mitt Romney to be our last hope in bringing witnesses. Since no grassroots moment is complete without a hashtag we're encouraging all Americans who want Senator Romney to demand a fair trial, to post about it with #MittOrGetOffThePot.
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Mitt Romney is Our Only Hope
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I adore the friendship between Guillermo and Jimmy
It's just so sweet! Remember when he crashed Matt Damon's interview?
I guess... But for some reason Jimmy always uses guillermo as a doormat....
Yes!! A genuine bromance indeed! 👌
fake
Lmfao
I figured out the candle blowing thing, he didn't want to spit all over it all like everyone else does with a giant exhalation of spittle.
Yeah, he is probably a germaphobe.
I can respect that.
His birthday's in March. Probably didn't want to spread germs especially when the seasons change and everyone is sick.
yes! hehe you should watch Pete Buttigieg blow out his candles a few weeks ago. Now that's what I call efficancy AND avoiding germs. :P
You right, individual micro spittles much better
Mitt also had chocolate milk yesterday, a true rebel.
So?
@@Wald4267 It is Onion reference
Guillermo R for president
Noel Augustine nice abs!
Guillermo Rock'n'Roll 2020
@@tatsumakimojo5502 thx, I beat Ivan drago... Now for my final fight, NANCY
This had 49 likes when I liked it haha.
NEVER FORGET THE DEAD CHILDREN IN CAGES
Mitch needs time to eat his lettuce! 🥬 🐢
Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : treason turtle!!
Moscow Mitch just wants his dinner FAST so he can get to the beach & lay some turtle eggs! 🤢🤮😵
SUCH an insult to rurrles!!!
Romain lettuce from Salinas valley
Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : lol
Mitt Romney’s greatest gift will be the ability to sleep at night and a soul that won’t be forever damned
What?
Google Greed of Mitt Romney
Mitt romney is a traitor.
Yup , your a JellyRoll alright !!!!!!!!!!! WOW !!!!! lol
He was booed so hard at the Utah Republican Convention, it wasn't funny, just sad.
Italy or CA, Guillermo savage
Ya well you wouldn't want to end up in Rome NY, instead of Rome Italy. There was a case where this couple booked a flight to Sydney, Halifax, Canada. They thought they were headed down under.
I definitely found that funny too
Haha he's so smart to check Jimmy exactly which Venice 🧐 I would've done the same thing 😂
Guillermo is the best side kick of any late night show.
jujubee Guillermo should have more segments and interaction with the guests. He always steals the scene. Hope he’s making a very handsome salary ❤️ 💵
Agreed
I like both, but I’ll give Andy Richter the slight edge
Sloppy Toons i’ll agree with you, richter is a little better with timing, also may be a little funnier naturally. all respect to both
ANDY ANDY ANDY R.
Don't bring live animals on your show. That cow looked terrified.
Dont bring dead animals either if possible
Far from terrified. It was relaxed enough to be curious about Kimmel
You know we're living in desperate times if Mitt Romney is our only hope.
🇺🇸 *TRUMP 2020* 🇺🇸
Happy birthday, Guillermo!😘
Happy birthday Guillermo
I rather have Mitt Romney as president than whats in the White House now.
I'd rather have Flavor Flav as president than what's in the White House now.
A pet rock would be better than what's on the White House now 😂
@Sarah Nyb 🤣
Rocky 2020!
WHAT A DUMASS...YEAH U
That poor cow looked like she needed milking. No wonder she was mooing.
She was swollen as hell
Can't get over the fact they took her out on stage in front of a audience. She could have been tranquilized ,and not moving very well.
I didnt see amy Schumer anywhere?
Yeah, I felt bad for that poor cow.
@@stinkelstinkel3687 She looked naturally amiable to this old farm boy.
Guillermo is like a teddy bear in human form. I just want to give him a hug.
Yessss same 😂❤️
I agree
Happy Birthday Guillermo!!!!
Guillermo’s pin was SHININ THO
I am in pain hearing that sekulow band! Can I just unknow this?
Also, all the books about tRump are scarier than the Goosebump series.
cos they're wrote by people that believe he's satan lol
media did an oopsie and radiacalized loads of people.
Kenneth star looks like the gestapo agent Arnold Ernst Toht from Raiders of the Lost ark.
Yes! But fatter.
"Yes....I know you will......"
RK SMLMN
I think it already started 🤔
mixed with inspector gadget
@@inevitablecraftslab go go gadget remove fuxkwit president
That tortoise needs its dinner, dag nabbit!
Moscow Mitch just wants his dinner FAST so he can get to the beach & lay some turtle eggs! 🤢🤮😵
Instead of lettuce, it'll be the shredded documents used as evidence.
How dare you insult tortoises like that!
Plot twist: That's the cow Devin Nunes is suing.
That beautiful cow has way more amiable personality than I can see in Mr. Nunes. Vote for her, California..! And yes, she did look like she had a "full tank", needed some relief.
LMFAO!!, Can't forget that insane but actual lawsuit Nunes has with a cow LOL!!!
moones
He’s got a good case asshole 😊😊😊😊😊
"Help me RomneyWan...."
Mitch must take a long time to fill that wattle under his neck, turtles are really slow at eating tho.
Moscow Mitch just wants his dinner FAST so he can get to the beach & lay some turtle eggs! 🤢🤮😵 The spineless disease is a chronic condition amongst GOP Senators who sold out & drank the tRump cult orange koolaid. 🍻🥂🤢🤮😵
Poor cow
“Hey Disney I’m gunna need to borrow a cow” “Aight I gotchu fam”
Hey Disney , can you please shut down your child labor camps ? That’s the question I want answers too
Doug Yankunas Disney has labor camps? It wouldn’t surprise me if they use child labor - a lot of disgusting corporations do but is Disney uniquely horrible? Just asking out of curiosity
I just want to hug Guillermo everytime I see him. Feliz Compleaños mi amigo.
Mitt Romney has the "Common Decency" to not get his germs all over a cake he intends to share with others. It's not weird , it's "Civilized" , "Smart" and "Conscientious". Jimmy? say your sorry !
It makes perfect sense, but it still looks super weird!!
@@zelma8 It's a "Twinkie" cake...how weird is that? It's still good common sense.. Among adults .Contrarily , It may serve a purpose to strengthen a child's immune system and help quickly identify virulent outbreaks among children who are more vulnerable..Don't think it cancels any B-day plans!
Blowing them out on the cake , that is.
Hope Devin Nunes doesn't sue Jimmy for having his cow on the show. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m sure he will lol
I hope the cow posted a tweet on her @devincow.
George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"
trump is a much better president than you deserve.
@@calhackit9806👈 Poorly educated at tRump University! He got exposed by drinking the circus peanut orange koolaid from the Liar-In-Chief's cult of ignorance. Don't worry blind cult follower, tRump will be certain to save you right after his BS bone spurs heal up! 😁😄😂🤣
That's hilarious! Lmfaoo!
😂😂😂😂😂
Toddler Just Dump...aka Donald J Trump.
John Roberts: We are now voting to bring Jimmy Kimmel in as a witness
Mitt Romey: _Sweating intensifies_
WE THE PEOPLE WANT A TRIAL WITH WITNESSES!!!
Newly romney fan here!
Shame.. "milk cows" have a hard enough life as it is. I can't imagine the day that poor bossy had.
I mitt Romney as the President he never was.
Now we will see if trump has ticked off enough republicans to have them vote to hear witnesses.
Trump will be calling in some favors with the Russian mob to help "convince" undecided Republican Senators to think twice about jumping off the Trump train.
They don't have enough votes now
Republicans will vote in favor of Trump. Party before country on BOTH side is our unfortunate reality
Why didn't democrats subpoena these witnesses in the House like they were supposed to?
@@mukiwabanda2794 They did
Please tell me someone milked that poor cow. Cows need to be milked twice a day. God knows how long that poor animal was travelling for and then hanging around back stage. Just sayin.
Cows shouldn't be milked at all
@@orok6351 their udders explode if cows are not milked...
No one wants to go on a business trip with their boss dude
Why not?
If Jimmy was my boss, then yes, I would.
Scribbles Scribbles nope
LOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
He kept his spit off the cake
Did Kimel just offered Romney a "Quid pro quo"? o.O LOL
I wish John McCain was around onother 1 that stood up to the none paying taxes trump
and Jeff Flake as well.
Provided jobs for hundreds of thousands..for 40 ++ years. Time to grow up kid.
@J D Trump is tied to Epstein. There are pictures. And trump is also on the flight manifest. Trump is tied to the Trump organization while he is president. Just because Romney dare speak out of turn about your master daddy Trump doesnt mean he is wrong. Get your head out of Sean Hannitys asshole
I must be old. I remember when America didn't embarrass our species.
you mean until the end of ww2?
jup .. youre old if you remember those times. after ww2 it went straight downhill.
@@inevitablecraftslab Okay boomer.
Fix News i am generation x not boomer, get your facts straight.
@@inevitablecraftslab You're an old man. Face it.
Fix News haha why so frustrated?
get a hobby or kids man :)
Happy birthday Guillermo! 👌👍😉
Gonna pause this real quick and come back in 30 min after dinner
Happy birthday
It's not so much that Mitch, Wants his lettuce break being the turtle he is, lt's more like the evidence is so overwhelming, And it's too hot in that d*m room, So they must go get their lies straight as possible ! 🍃🐢
@@robertmiller2311 WELL IF THAT'S TRUE IT MIGHT BE A GOOD THING, AND SAVE AMERICAN'S FROM SOME OF THIS BULL SH*T ! 🤔😁🙏🏼👍🏻
How dare you insult turtles?
Jimmy Kimmel, that was a GREAT appeal to Sen. Mitt Romney! Here! Here!
Any other moderates here reading both comments on this and conservative pages and being saddened by the fact that no one is open minded anymore towards being bipartisan 😔😔
lol imagine being Mitt Romney
@Scribbles Scribbles ur mom
Scribbles Scribbles Trump Steak, Trump Casino, Trump Vodka, Trump University, Trump water, Trump Magazine , Trump Castle, Trump Plaza Hotel all failed, bankrupted businesses or as Trump likes to call them, “Clever Tax losses.” Yep the stable genius.
NO thank you!
Hwan Hee I don’t need to respond with an insult, people can just read your comment to realise how stupid you are. Look ladies and gentlemen, behold the words of the uneducated, gullible, Trump sycophant.
What a lovely sweet cow!
Happy Birthday 🎈🎈🎈
8chan was mentioned on national TV, what a time to be alive
"3 dorks down!" Bahahaha
just curious, does kimmel ever do humour that's not mocking someone?
i find that brand of humour really distasteful tbh.
it's like a kid in school tryin to be popular by bullying the poor kid.
wit is a thing.. you dont have to just be nasty and get your nasty mates to be like "huh huh, good one doyle!"
the most amazing part is that you guys think you're the moral intellectuals.
now that is a joke!
Cal Hackit - you may see trump’s lawyer as “the poor kid” but the majority of the country thinks differently...he is lying on the senate floor and deserves everything he gets...
@@bonnie.duncan it doesn't matter who it is.
you're deriving your comedy from condemning someone. that is the lowest form of comedy. literally even thug bullies are capable of it, that is my point.
if the guy has problems then whatever, whats that got to do with anything?
try judging people on the content of their character, not their appearance etc; and try to be funny/witty without putting other people down.
otherwise you're just a petty idiot with the mentality of a school clique.
Lost it at the bloated Holstein XD
Happy Bday Guillermo!
Happy Birthday Guillermo!!!! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LAUGHS!
How in the hell did that cow not crap on the stage? I've never seen a cow go that long without crapping.
😂
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Jimmy: Guys I have an idea but we’re gunna need a cow.
Please don’t vote for who you think is the safest win. Vote in the primaries for the person you think has the best ideas and is most aligned with your values.
Guillermo is one of the best parts of the show! Happy birthday!🎊
"Venice.. Italy? or Venice.. California?"
..spoken like a true Californian
I think "The Room Where it Happened" is a reference to the song in the Alexander Hamilton Musical (Just saying it in case it wasn't obvious)
Looking for this comment!
adorable!
Happy birthday 🎂🎉
When I saw the coat I was sure it was a joke after seeing other reporter’s talking about the fashion-e-sta did I realize.
The Left is desperate to think lying Romney is your next best hope. Too funny.
He ran on a a platform of “I am my own man, I will lead you with my subjectivity on the hill”. Everyone else is “what kind of botch do I have to play in order to keep your vote so that I can continue to milk the office for money”
Tbh it's common not to want to spit all over a cake I think he also said he was sick that day and didn't want others to get sick.
Did Kimmel just do a Quid Pro Quo with Romney? 😆
YOU DON'T EVER WANT TO PUT YOUR HOPES ON A REPUBLICAN
ida jane Get used to it!
He's our best hope? That Mitthead?
Personality contest: dead chicken > Mitch McConnell.
Lock him him up!! Lock him up!! Lock him up!!
How to ruin a funny bit displaying the sad reality of the dairy industry.
Careful there, Devin Nunes may want to have another cow and decide to sue that bovine too.
DINNER IS NOT FROM THE HOTDOG,CART...
THAT WAS MATLOCK! LOL
as much as everything else was agreeable, there probably wasn’t any reason to bring on a cow especially when the audience was making that much noise. bit silly
dont think people like kimmel actually care about anything else except themselves.
Calm down pc police just laugh for once!! Or go somewhere else
@@iiisss2700 go vegan stop with the punishing cows
@@iiisss2700 You should go somewhere else. You are the one being an asshole
Being a religious person does not equate to sanity. However, some religious people do tend to do the right thing.
The MIT is about to Hit the tan... 😂😂😂
Guillermo and I share a birthday! Happy Birthday Guillermo
It's a dark day when we are depending on binders full of women.
God bless Mitt!
We're not asking the important questions:
Guillermo is 49?!?!
I like the camaraderie between Guillermo and Jimmy Kimmel. Its authentic.... they should have a movie together
"... you Senator Romney are not insane. You're a religious man." Well that's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.
Here we go again. Jimmy Kimmel's soft racist bullying of Guillermo.
Just another view it’s friendly playing. They coo.
Yeah, they coo, stahp trying to make yourself butthurt
I love this so stinking much.
3:26...whoever that is over McConnell's left shoulder is PUMPED for dinner.
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode.
Star looks more like inspector gadget 🤷🏽♀️
Felicidades, Guillermo!!! 😃💥🌟⭐️💥
Did no one notice that the halter was on backwards before the dairy cow went on stage.
Guillermo is hardly an intimidating security presence LOL
We need a vid of Guillermo security guard highlights
That had better not be Devin Nunes's cow
Lol, I thought Jimmy meant Venice, California too
I love this, Jimmie!
8:47 Grassroots moooooovement
Remember Johnny? Now we got this.
"Three Dorks Down" 🤣🤣
The cow got excited when Jimmy said "grass roots".
Why should there be a vote to see witnesses? Should be automatic as all trials require witnesses and evidence
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