People are like, chilling, all my friends are talking about it. Tim if you try to convince me Whitney Cummings is taking Mood instead of Percocet I’ll loose it
If Tim Dillon was president this world would be saved and the corruption in our federal government would not be able to stay alive. He would whip this country into shape...
This is some of the most emotionally intelligent, culturally in touch, satirical commentary of world events I've ever heard. You've outdone yourself even from your previous best episodes.
I personally used the metaphor five times in conversation over the weekend and the response was literally “hmmm, yeah I guess that makes sense”, then we moved on to bitcoin halving
My god! My mother pissed her pants listening to this. We invited her over for dinner, and I asked if I could play this in the background. Best one in a while across all genres.
@@BelindaMartin80”is there anything more exciting than being sucked off while risking a beheading” That is some high key background noise . My mom would leave lol
I was watching the news and saw this came out and figured, I’ll just get the news here. You’re a national treasure and we appreciate your hot takes. Please keep doing what you’re doing, as a veteran and I’d like to tell you sir,. Thank you for YOUR SERVICE!
Tim was indeed everywhere, can confirm. I live in Astana, Kazakhstan and saw him while I was walking to the Hazrat Sultan Mosque to do my Maghrib last week.
"We're plus size park hoppers and we range in sizes 2x to Fedex" Legitimately thought they said that and it brought me to tears on top of Tim's commentary.
When Tim started singing Dreams, he made me laugh so much. I love this guy, he is the funniest guy out there today. His depiction of details on specific topics is so spot on, it's scary.
Please cover Super Mayor Tiffany A. Henyard of Dolton Illinois, she’s is so amazingly awful that the board of trustees hired Lori Lightfoot to investigate her.
one of my life's regrets is that I was late to discovering Tim. I found him through another CZcamsr who played a clip of him mocking Meghan Markle, and have listened ever since, but I lost several good years, including the covid years.
Tim if you do not write a one act play called ‘Cool Aunt’…you want to win a Tony, that’s how you win a Tony - he paints the most vivid pictures of life and I love him for it!
One thing about the cool aunt archetype is the more life hurts you the more you have fun, often recklessly, its like the dude going 112 on the freeway blasting How You Remind Me full volume after a heartbreak
Tim doing a full hour comparing a cool aunt to Israel with so much spot on commentary and imagery while it being so true and relatable is a complete privilege to watch. Gotta get rid of the mouth sore or it turns into an infection
"Like a friend who is about to make a bad decision." I love those people, they're just one more person I can stop talking to. They ask for your advice, you give it, they ignore and then they ask "what happened?" The number of people I have waved goodbye to courtesy of this statement is significant and I am grateful for the opportunity it presents.
Tim, That was an excellent analogy. The Israel/Palestine (& now Iran) relationship described as an already inflamed gum resulting in biting the same area several times as a consequence is very well constructed. Your time and effort are appreciated.
I was mid-big-slug of Earl Grey when Tim dropped the "then I ate a churro I found on the floor" line. needless to say, that tea now lives in the yard. Genuine spit-take with a bit of laugh choking involved. Well played, Mr. Dillon.
The cool aunt drives a 2003 Honda Element, orange, black, or sea foam green in color, pushing 320,000 miles and is trying to quit American Spirit cigarettes.
Today I cleaned the house listening to this masterpiece of international diplomacy, discovered I can access TLC channel here in France after Tim advertised the channel so many times and I got tickets to go see my parents next week. Life is great !
Tickets For Upcoming Shows: bit.ly/49LGwpP
I love you tim
Tim Dillon-The poster of pretty things!
People are like, chilling, all my friends are talking about it. Tim if you try to convince me Whitney Cummings is taking Mood instead of Percocet I’ll loose it
Rofl no way… I just had a dream where I couldn’t talk because I bit my cheek in a dream… nice.
Somewhere in the country two guys still argue to this day whether Tim is actually gay
Tim Dillon is our top US diplomat.
Yes or yes !
Dillon for president 2028
Sarcasm is the key to a funny future
Yes. And yes as well
Tim is our last, best hope.
If Tim Dillon was president this world would be saved and the corruption in our federal government would not be able to stay alive. He would whip this country into shape...
When the world needed him most, he returned to save us once again
The adult version of Cartman
Deo gratias
88888888s8s88s888@@MrBuketman
Bibi?
@@MrBuketmanOmg ive never heard him referred to like that & I love it
This is probably the only podcast I enjoy more when there are no guests
same !
Theos too.
For reals.
100%. I skip most of the guest appearances
This is some of the most emotionally intelligent, culturally in touch, satirical commentary of world events I've ever heard. You've outdone yourself even from your previous best episodes.
"I am against violence against Women. KINDA" - Tim Dillon 2024. 😅😅😅😅
‘Yes, some people in the world don’t like the Jews....several continents’
You know your IQ is low if you quote something said from the beginning 2 minutes… got a whole hour of quotable lines
HA😂
@@guccimane623IsNotReal
@@guccimane623the Jews are okay people
An Iranian woman who turned out to be Greek. A common mistake.
Close enough
Coincidentally, I have Greek family and people do mistake my aunt for a Persian/Turk
@@Squidward_Tikiland Is she a cool aunt?
I'm seriously what's the difference?
They cool well...greeks
The Middle East joke off the jump was probably the best analogy I've heard. Tim Dillon for President.
I personally used the metaphor five times in conversation over the weekend and the response was literally “hmmm, yeah I guess that makes sense”, then we moved on to bitcoin halving
Teats
A wound infected by a green virus(!zlame) truly the middle east
The joke about the hostages carrying the torches at the Olympics had me laughing so hard... incredible.
I guess his second favorite event is fencing with a baguette.
it seems like the only way now lol
I enjoy the fact that the producer is not referred to by name on the show and that Tim just calls him "the producer"
He already made that mistake once,
mad respect for the pig for him not making it again.
His name is “Powers Bottom.” Well known producer in L.A.
I'm pretty sure whoever the new producer is, they're deleting any critical comments on the channel
@@Unanythangits called deconfliction, soldier.
He took that from the Mark Levin playbook for sure. Tim > Levin
Tim Dillon is the Cool Aunt we all wish we had.
💯🤣🤣
The cool aunt rant had me crying blahahaha. 😂
Aww man, listened to this and realized I'm the cool aunt
@@AngelaKellsenweter let’s party. 🎈 haha
THIS GUY LITERALLY DOES. NOT. MISS. He outlook on life just wow 🤯
Ur new huh
I know, crazy right? He has to be a time traveller. His takes are prophetic!
@@K2W-Vervur cringe huh!
Found someone whos offended over sarcasm ---->@BlackCheezit
@@mikepalmieri4989 Found someone who didn't know who I was directing my comment to! boom roasted
Far better analysis than any major news outlet
Another masterpiece, Tim is the equivalent of Bach in our generation.
No doubt. He is truly an exquisite wine, aged to perfection
No that's Lil Wayne. Tim is more like Lord Tennyson.
You're quite right.
King bach?
I was just thinking this needs the Goldberg variations in the background to really make this sound like a villains final speech 😂
The cool aunt lyrics for “Dreams” is literally a few women I know. LITERALLY ITS CRAZY how spot on Tim is!
Bro I’m dying
This is what America means to me@@cicicorleo
He sold to houses to these people, of course he knows lmao
Yes! Me, too! And they’re all complete train wrecks. Leather jacket ✅ chain smoker ✅ Fleetwood Mac on repeat ✅ drunk driver ✅ can’t maintain a relationship or job ✅ can’t regulate emotions ✅ etc etc 😂
My brother and I have surmised that whenever your gf discovers Fleetwood Mac, the relationship has about 2 weeks left tops.
I have severe depression and your podcast is literally the only thing bringing me joy right now. Thank you ❤
Don't give up. You'll come out the other side stronger than ever.
Thanks dude
Did you grade your own depression?
Tim Dillon’s take on all of the fuckery in this world is masterclass brilliance.
We love him. ❤😊
Don’t ask what Tim Dillon can do for you, ask what you can do for Tim Dillon
Tremendous
Godbless
We wish him well.
Leak his aunt’s address and personal information?
Don’t tell me what to do. I chose to ask what I can do for him all on my own.
“I like this much better than the salad” should be the slogan for the plus size park hoppers. When it works, it works.
Underrated 😅
Holy fuck. The cool aunt ted talk was 10/10!!!
Tim is the best around.
My god! My mother pissed her pants listening to this.
We invited her over for dinner, and I asked if I could play this in the background.
Best one in a while across all genres.
She sounds like a cool Aunt
Damn! That’s some noisy background noise!
@@BelindaMartin80”is there anything more exciting than being sucked off while risking a beheading”
That is some high key background noise . My mom would leave lol
as someone recovering from an internal mouth bite, this hits hard
It's so cathartic to hear Disney hate, but not for politics, for the RIGHT REASONS.
😂😂
We wish you well.
I listen to this while getting chemo treatments. Perfect timing 👍!
Best wishes to you. From Scotland. x
Ditto from Vermont, USA ❤
@@Fee_V Thank you! 🙂
We wish you well 🏌🏻
❤
This entire episode was a work of utter genius.
Im the cool aunt of my fam, thank u tim for the kind words
Tim Dillion is helping me through my stay at rehab, truly inspirational.
One day at a time. It will get easier
your brother is a pos if he was dealing it
Just take Suboxone
ONLY QUITTERS QUIT!
Good luck, it's a real knife fight out there.
I was watching the news and saw this came out and figured, I’ll just get the news here. You’re a national treasure and we appreciate your hot takes. Please keep doing what you’re doing, as a veteran and I’d like to tell you sir,. Thank you for YOUR SERVICE!
Solo Tim show is what we all needed today.
This is one of the best episodes in a while
Tim was indeed everywhere, can confirm. I live in Astana, Kazakhstan and saw him while I was walking to the Hazrat Sultan Mosque to do my Maghrib last week.
Haha.
This comment is so specific I almost believed you saw him
Holy shit, what are you doing in Astana? I'm from Almaty
@@user-pp9tb1qu1e NO WAY! I didn’t think there was another Tim Dillon fan here. I’m an exchange student here for the semester
Tim was in Glasgow last week. I did not see him on my way to Greggs
Thank you Tim for gracing us on this beautiful holiday
No lie.
happy birthday H man!
Happy 4/20!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Kanye is having a tea party with his Hitler doll today, afterall it's his Big Day.
"We're plus size park hoppers and we range in sizes 2x to Fedex"
Legitimately thought they said that and it brought me to tears on top of Tim's commentary.
LMAO
Wow. Tim's back. This is an actual comedic masterpiece, of historic proportions.
Nothing feels better than a solitary Tim staring at me through designer glasses
Thank you for your objective journalism
"and the most you'll get is an eye roll from the lesbian cook" 😂😂😂
Love Tim’s commitment to international relations and wisdom on the subject
Far more insightful and solutions-oriented than virtually all politicians combined
Tim Dillion signing Fleetwood Mac is 💰
Tim is our "iron dome". Waffle iron that is
When Tim started singing Dreams, he made me laugh so much. I love this guy, he is the funniest guy out there today. His depiction of details on specific topics is so spot on, it's scary.
Tim Dillon for Mayor of Long Island! 🏝
Please cover Super Mayor Tiffany A. Henyard of Dolton Illinois, she’s is so amazingly awful that the board of trustees hired Lori Lightfoot to investigate her.
I second this. I live on the southside of Chicago so I know a bit about the culture down there and let me tell you even this is WILD
That's basically the two most corrupt cops in the department investigating each other
Protect Tim at all cost.
Weekly reminder that Timmy needs his own radio station on GTA6
Top notch episode Tim! Could use a few more adds though..
I apologize for not subscribing to this podcast 4 years earlier.
one of my life's regrets is that I was late to discovering Tim. I found him through another CZcamsr who played a clip of him mocking Meghan Markle, and have listened ever since, but I lost several good years, including the covid years.
Saved my sanity thru covid. Viva The Pig
@@user-qm3qt2fk7vCovid Tim was the goat
I just binged all night! Ain't this a pleasant 4/20 surprise 🙌🏽🖖🏽🤙🏽
What a masterpiece this episode
Agreed. I laughed until it hurt!!!
Tim if you do not write a one act play called ‘Cool Aunt’…you want to win a Tony, that’s how you win a Tony - he paints the most vivid pictures of life and I love him for it!
our modern day philosopher
The people in the year 3000 will watch Tims Podcasts like we read Aristotle
Best moment of the week is when these episodes drop.
Just when you think The Cool Aunt bit couldn't get any funnier...Bam,
Morgan & Morgan show up.
Peak Dillon.
One thing about the cool aunt archetype is the more life hurts you the more you have fun, often recklessly, its like the dude going 112 on the freeway blasting How You Remind Me full volume after a heartbreak
The cool aunt rant was great.
Life must include hearing Tim
Ahhh a fresh Tim D in the morning
This was a fancy ass episode. Lots of laughs
The Hamas Olympic opening bit is a keeper, I almost spat out my toothpaste 😂😂
Tim doing a full hour comparing a cool aunt to Israel with so much spot on commentary and imagery while it being so true and relatable is a complete privilege to watch. Gotta get rid of the mouth sore or it turns into an infection
"Free palasteen!"
Shane Gillis with an Irish accent.
dawgs stay lurking. the dems cant escape us.
Oop da Ra
Thanks, youtube, for censoring my comment reply.
Dawgs stay lurking. The 'crats can't escape us.
@@PearceVaughnDAWG 🙌🏽
Free them from hamas, which israel is doing
"This is not a time." Tim Dillon 2024
"Like a friend who is about to make a bad decision."
I love those people, they're just one more person I can stop talking to.
They ask for your advice, you give it, they ignore and then they ask "what happened?"
The number of people I have waved goodbye to courtesy of this statement is significant
and I am grateful for the opportunity it presents.
Tim made the sensitive topic of being the aunt who might not be able to have kids absolutely hilarious
Good morning world. Have a good weekend and good luck, it’s a knife fight out there
How is every rant legendary 😂
The “Cool Aunt” analysis of the Israel Palestine conflict will be referenced by historians for generations
He sang the entire chorus of dreams accurately with rants in between verses and that is why he is where he is.
Oh the consistency of posting...love it
Good morning Papa thank you for blessing us this day
This isn't MSSP.
@@GatsbyMyself the Dawgs are worldwide
@@GatsbyMyself😂😂😂
I could listen to Tim sing for an hour
say what you want, TIM is not only insanely creative but speaks a lot of truth.
I am not the fan base Tim wants..but he makes it work
Tim Dillon is my weekend GURU...
Hah same here. This is my go to on Saturday afternoons
@@vulian He is our church! 👏🏽
Amen
Dam we are just a bunch of cool Anuts
As a man from Russia, I just realised that I am the cool aunt of my family... Now here I go again...
Is there a Nobel Prize for humor? There should be.
Tim,
That was an excellent analogy. The Israel/Palestine (& now Iran) relationship described as an already inflamed gum resulting in biting the same area several times as a consequence is very well constructed. Your time and effort are appreciated.
There is only one cool Aunt and her name is Timothy J. Dillon.
OK Tim is hands down the greatest of all time!!!!
I was mid-big-slug of Earl Grey when Tim dropped the "then I ate a churro I found on the floor" line. needless to say, that tea now lives in the yard. Genuine spit-take with a bit of laugh choking involved. Well played, Mr. Dillon.
Uncle Tim at it again
Aunt*
@@shaneguglielmo2750 it's ma'am
Tim dillon reporting on the fall of Israel is a fever dream come true
Phenomenal episode
It's all polo all the time!! Aunt Shirley is here for the Tim Flex!! ❤🎉
Thank you Timmy, you never fail to make my sides hurt!! ❤️ xxxooo
@Tim Dillon Thank you for coming down from heaven and giving us another podcast
Anyone ever just chuckle at the fact that you come to Tim Dillon for news updates
Cool aunt soliloquy elevates tim to a spoken word artist
Tim Dillon. Bringing the world together. One sarcastic truth telling joke a5 a time. Well done TD. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This is what i needed today. We wish the middle east well. We wish them well.
Watch this everyone before it gets taken down!!!😂😂😂
Thank you for the levity you bring. Dark days and you keep it manageable. Thanks Tim
Tim's genius is stifled by a guest
The leaders of Iran should put cool aunts in charge and make "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac their national anthem.
Love you, Tim!
"Gay For Iran" I love it... Thank you Tim, it is just the excitement I need in my life. Wish me luck... ☘️
I see a Tim Dillon ep and I click
Tim will bite the side of his mouth but never his tongue. We wish him well.
Thank you for continuing to create content. I needed this.
The cool aunt drives a 2003 Honda Element, orange, black, or sea foam green in color, pushing 320,000 miles and is trying to quit American Spirit cigarettes.
Today I cleaned the house listening to this masterpiece of international diplomacy, discovered I can access TLC channel here in France after Tim advertised the channel so many times and I got tickets to go see my parents next week. Life is great !
Thanks King Pig
Fatty boombatty is back !
OMG. not even 20mins in and this is already one of the best eps ever.
Laughed so hard during "Gay for Iran" I think I had an acid flashback.