I agree, I sailed the Caribbean and stopped at 11 island countries… it is amazing what you see on a long trip🤣🤣🤣 didn’t have to even steer the boat🤘 I “won” a cruise from a casino… I think they just felt sorry for me cause I unintentionally paid their light bill for the year☹️ Good channel. Thanks for the fun🍺
I spent about a year and a half as a drifter and his bit about public transit being weird at night is 100% true. I would rather spend another night in jail than on a Greyhound bus
@@themostdiabolicalhater5986 Yeah man, I'm doing really good. My parents got me cleaned up and put me through Community College. Got a job and everything
I wish I could have been a fly on the train wall when Shane was reading Orwell, whilst observing a dude lick his butter-finger. Hilarious and super sad dude 😂
His comments about black families on megabus at 3 am reminded me of going to college in DC. We’d go into a 1030 movie and it was packed with black families as if it was midafternoon. Was like trying to watch a movie at a loud playground.
Had a similar experience in DC, went to see Four Brothers (2005) in a theater beneath union station next to the food court and we were probably the only white people in there. It was midday and not very full but they were yelling at the screen plenty, giving instructions during gunfights and trying to warn the characters of impending danger
Took the Peter Pan home from nyc to Albany and there were mad hoodlums lighting up joints and drinking 40s, as soon as the bus driver said "hey! You can't smoke in here!" One em goes, "yo shut the fuck up!" And that was the end of that conversation
Shane I just watched your Netflix special hands down one of the best stand up sets I've seen I can't wait to see your show live here in North Carolina in December
NY Port Authority station is the absolute gnarliest sesspit I've ever had the displeasure of having to loiter in. I regret to admit I've been there enough times to kinda know my way around the station.
I was homeless for a few years and sleeping on the back of my truck in the open air. You don't even need to be in a well-populated area to see some weird shit in the wee hours.
Adirdondack Trailways bus midnight express. Big move is getting there wild early be first in line and take the front seat. Bus with window view is a T R I P
woah I didn’t expect this type of podcast storytellin lol everything recommended to me is destiny or like Tim Dillion. Ong this brought me back to a scary place in my life kinda beautiful 😅😂
Hey the old Tim Dillon had some classics along similar lines. If you can find the episode from his original podcast called Life In The Bloodbox give it a listen. Has some great stories about the characters who inhabited this piece of shit bar he used to get hammered at.
I once took an 11hr overnight bus ride from Paris to London. You see some wild shit on a long ride
I agree, I sailed the Caribbean and stopped at 11 island countries… it is amazing what you see on a long trip🤣🤣🤣 didn’t have to even steer the boat🤘 I “won” a cruise from a casino… I think they just felt sorry for me cause I unintentionally paid their light bill for the year☹️
Good channel. Thanks for the fun🍺
I've taken amtrak from the Midwest to PDX (and back), twice. It's pretty decent. Most of the riffraff have departed by Milwaukee.
You french peepop?
What did all y'all see??? I'm curious af
I went from bordeaux to milano on a bus and it's pretty much a motel on wheels just like shane described it.
I spent about a year and a half as a drifter and his bit about public transit being weird at night is 100% true. I would rather spend another night in jail than on a Greyhound bus
Greyhounds are wild I've done some long rides and you really see the freakshow on those
I was "homeless" for a little while but I always had a car and friends with houses.
@@the_inquisitive_inquisitor hope you’re doing better now man. It’s a rough life. Lots of people don’t get the second chance we did
@@themostdiabolicalhater5986 Yeah man, I'm doing really good. My parents got me cleaned up and put me through Community College. Got a job and everything
@@the_inquisitive_inquisitor good for you man. the dawgs are UP
Thinking of Shane just going about his life using public transport is hilarious to me
Just standin’ up in the subway car leanin on a pole, tan T-shirt, blue jeans, adidas shoes. Staring at the floor with his iconic half-tard gaze.
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Yeah truly, imagining Shane just standing on the side of a greyhound bus and waiting for the driver to open up the luggage hatch.
@@richardj8760where I am they don't let you out until the luggage is unloaded
Yeah, don't get it
I wish I could have been a fly on the train wall when Shane was reading Orwell, whilst observing a dude lick his butter-finger. Hilarious and super sad dude 😂
His comments about black families on megabus at 3 am reminded me of going to college in DC. We’d go into a 1030 movie and it was packed with black families as if it was midafternoon. Was like trying to watch a movie at a loud playground.
Why the hell did you go to college in dc? Lmao
That’s your fault bro
@@thewind6047 Earned enough scholarship money to go to a university there and see more of the world. Sorry we’re not all DeVry grads like you.
@@jlshel42can you help me get enough scholarship money to go to a 3rd rate school in the epicenter of hell too?
Had a similar experience in DC, went to see Four Brothers (2005) in a theater beneath union station next to the food court and we were probably the only white people in there. It was midday and not very full but they were yelling at the screen plenty, giving instructions during gunfights and trying to warn the characters of impending danger
Matt and Shane are helping me enjoy life so much more. Love how these dudes fan find humor in literally anything.
Damn that sweet and sour sauce story is as depressing as it gets lmao
I dated a girl like that once she broke up with me because I got along with her parents too well lol I was relieved
I asked for sweet and sour at Wendy's, yesterday, and the Vietnamese lady gave me sour cream 😢
I’ve never heard of a Vietnamese person not working at their own restaurant
Top tier mccusker detail
Praise Peepop, all these copycats are his babies just trynna get an ad revenue cheuqe
Praise Peepop
These babies are trying to steal Peepop’s candy
The fuck is a "cheuqe" ??
You mean a *check?*
Peepop rules but he is taking the dawgs candy
Peepop's thumbnail game is too strong the babybots can't hang.
Nothing but nerds rope and autographed John Cena headshots in that bindle
Takin souls
default downs loadout
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Inmates of Jail/Prison get family visitations in morning. Many from out of state.
Rode the dog from Harlingen TX to Minnesota, my fellow occupants changed from the lads, to the brothers, to the Amish over two days
We all know who the real dawg is Peepop. Praise be 🏴
Penn Station after dark is a who’s who of degenerates. If you’re wasted it almost feels safer than if you’re sober
In my 20s my #1 move was to sleep in my car in the parking lot of whatever restaurant I was working at at the time.
Not me being 34 doing the same thing
#1 move with a car regardless of age.
I had a 93 lumina. You're lucky to sleep in a lumina. That shit was a couch with a built in radio.
Shit was comfy ngl😂
“People where sleeping late at night” yeah that’s crazy man lol
It's a reverse game of freeze tag. Spit my drink all over the dash when that came out 😂😂
Crazy to think matt couldn’t handle the gritty life
As a former H addict the bits about nodding had me lmfao 😂😂😭😭☠️.
You’re the hottest former h addict I’ve ever seen 😏
Congrats on sobriety, please keep going strong.
@@ultraspeedy4911 Will do! Preciate the encouragement! 🙏🤝
Congrats . Life is good
@@lj6284 Indeed! 🙏
The McDonald's sweet and sour on the pacifier is fucken funny 😂😂😂😂😂im almost died laughing
The comment I was looking for
Innovative parenting. If you admit it at interview McDs put you on management fast track.
12 hour ride from Little Rock to Chicago.....overnight......same dynamic.
Of course matt knows about the truckers black dog cryptid and lot lizards and gator tracks lmao
80 percent of my CZcams time is spent listening to this podcast.
No matter where you go,
There you are.
"Does your band have any drug problems?" Lol
if you stay up nights a lot and go about lots of different places, you'll see some wild shit
Ayoo- Shane taking that 7 hour power nap and waking up to a 90 degree oven is so fuckking awesome. This man has lived.
Took the Peter Pan home from nyc to Albany and there were mad hoodlums lighting up joints and drinking 40s, as soon as the bus driver said "hey! You can't smoke in here!" One em goes, "yo shut the fuck up!" And that was the end of that conversation
Super common in Chicago
Love your vids dude. Can’t stand the copycat channels like pull “that” up Jamie that are stealing all your videos but your the OG
Yoooo he wasn’t digging in, he was BOOOFIN!!!!!
Man I took an Amtrak from Cincinnati to Seattle and then one all the way back last summer. You wouldn’t believe some of the whacky shit I saw lmao
Matt saying refugee was a nice hard R we all needed :) semper fudge Shane
Shane I just watched your Netflix special hands down one of the best stand up sets I've seen I can't wait to see your show live here in North Carolina in December
Weird chores is such a matt way to describe a crackheads daily routine haha
Sounds almost as depressing as my life at home
Rural Greyhound waiting room experience
Thanks for the joint Peepop🤌
Deactivated Frankenstein is a sick name for a band
WHATTT ??? The lady dipped her babies pacifier into McDonalds sweet sour sauce is crazy😂
Hitting a lowercase N.
PEEPOP THE MOST AMAZING SOLDIER
Animal Farm is a Masterpiece. It is required reading for every Dawg.
It’s required reading in 9th grade bro
Is it still though?
@@thewind6047still sick AF.
@@thewind6047not everywhere. At my school you got you got to pick what book you wanted to do a report on. I happened to pick animal farm
@thewind6047 we never read it. It's too based for public schools today. I mean no one changes their gender in it
the kensington lean😭🤣🤣
7:15 😂😂😂😂 "he had the standing nod, guess we cant touch him" lol
The boys have come so far ❤
Shepherd of crackheads is a classic
Milk
Bread
Custard powder
Whip cream
Baby oil
Vaseline
Goat
Beer
Eggs
3:53 "Promise?" 😂
NY Port Authority station is the absolute gnarliest sesspit I've ever had the displeasure of having to loiter in. I regret to admit I've been there enough times to kinda know my way around the station.
they guy was def boofing smthing lmaooo
I've taken midnight Megabus from NYC to DC or Boston several times as well as Amtrak's. It's totally true 😂😂
Shane reminds me of my uncle at the family gathering.... ten beers in.
I was homeless for a few years and sleeping on the back of my truck in the open air. You don't even need to be in a well-populated area to see some weird shit in the wee hours.
Mad Shane: the Goop Warrior
bro i actually relate to this i used to ride the megabus alot and id always be like the only white dude lmao
Thank you for the timestamps
Pacifier in sweet n sour sauce is nuts
All love to peepop
"hug the stump"
One way ticket from rural north carolina to Omaha Nebraska u see some things too lol
"Hug the stump."
💀
That fart was awsome.
Once took a greyhound to montreal, surreal experience to say the least
Bro the lower case "n" pose 😂😂😂
Took a dump at a Denny's hahahahahaha
What band were they talking to?
The Crack Lee of MSSP
Cut my life into pieces.
Im at Panera Bread.
Midnight train to Georgia
Adirdondack Trailways bus midnight express. Big move is getting there wild early be first in line and take the front seat. Bus with window view is a T R I P
Is the view that bad or good?
If Matt, who is black, cant handle a situation, then its real bad.
Mo’ money Mo’ Peepop
Midnight express
Took a bite of my pizza box in the refrigerator dominos pizza, microwaved in a hotel as Shane says he licked his hand
imagine walking past a passed out shane gillis in a holiday inn parking lot at 6am 😂😂
Holiday Inn Express probably.
Peepop really for the people 😭😩
That buffalo comment hurt. The chicks aint that bad there lol
Reupload? Our sacred Peepop better not be havin old vidyas get struck down bros
woah I didn’t expect this type of podcast storytellin lol everything recommended to me is destiny or like Tim Dillion. Ong this brought me back to a scary place in my life kinda beautiful 😅😂
Hey the old Tim Dillon had some classics along similar lines. If you can find the episode from his original podcast called Life In The Bloodbox give it a listen. Has some great stories about the characters who inhabited this piece of shit bar he used to get hammered at.
Who’s the band brah in the last clip?
Sleeping in your car will surprise you. Sleeping on a public bench will humble you
“Reverse game of freeze tag” lol….tag?
He meant musical chairs.
What’s the last clip from with the guy from a band?? I wanna listen to the whole episode!!
Can’t imagine how hard the traveling is on a comedian omg lol
I work for the subways in NYC and a few of these people Shane talked about, I knew.
Shepard of crackheads is wild
Nothing like a TVD shoutout from The Shaman.
I'm black and mtn dew code red is my favorite soda
How has one hit the comment section with the "what the what the f up, Dennys"
Atta pop
Yall gotta to a subway skit
The fort worth to okc was mostly whites but the workers were brothers
Coolest guys, i wanna take a trip sometime again to get trashed with my boys
Next time you find yourself in the hudson valley, you are welcome to stay at my 🏠 just give me 10hrs notice. I'll have the mini fridge stocked.
Why does he keep specifying everyone is black lol
“Promise?”
Bro where does Matt meet these women
What band was O'Connie in?
This ain’t a good podcast to listen to at the McDonald’s drive thru window lol
trust those kids will see through the facade
The Wild Wild West