When You're A White Dude From The Hood. Myles Weber
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- čas přidán 28. 04. 2021
- When you're a white dude from the hood like Myles Weber, you might look hard on the outside, but as soon as someone wants to start trouble, you want nothing to do with it. Whether you're someone who has 707 tattooed on your arm, or you're just someone who likes to spend time with your pug this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Myles Weber is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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His description of what he looks like is spot on
Yah like the first thing I noticed was his like Ryan Reynalds like facial structure
He also kinda looks like Dylan O'brien to me
@@polycatmagic1236 now sense I know who tf Dylan O’Brian is yes he does
Right! Each time he came up with another name I was like, ‘yup, I can see it.’
Randy orton from the side
Green Lantern: "Sry kid, I'm on break."
I died.
"That's Superman's ride... you're gonna have to go find him...." amazing. My heroXD
I love that his teacher was so encouraging of his sense of humor. He was probably a huge handful, but instead of thinking of him as an annoying student, she gave him a healthy expression for his wit and energy.
He and I are similar in age and I like his set a lot XD
She most certainly did that!
She's one of those teachers that deserve the salary professional athletes make for running around a field because she actually saves lives 💯❤️❤️
“Every snort is a fart that wasn’t!”
I love this man 😂 😂 💕
If Deadpool and Cable had a son, this would be him.
He looks like he can be Cable's son
And he sounds a bit like Jo Koy
Spot on bro😆😆😆
Brooo🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
YES!!!
lol, I was at Walmart and some guy kept yelling "Marco" and the only thing that stopped me from yelling "polo" was that I could tell he was calling for a kid.
🤣🤣🤣
Same! A teen daughter was looking for her mom calling “Marco!” I answered “Polo, oh sorry” lmaooo
Come to Australia. We do that even if they ARE looking for their kid... 😝🤣
@@marissa0894 Marco is a girl name?
@@niftytheundying I didn’t know it at the time I responded until her mom walked around the corner looking at me funny
“Every snort was a fart that wasn’t” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I hope someone puts this in a fortune cookie
Been snorting for like 12 years now.. soooo.. lol. That's probably a great investment for ulcers of the nose.. ya know for every snort that wasn't...
Dude, you are definitely what happens on freaky Friday when Dave Chappell wakes up as Ryan Reynolds .
if someone told me he is Ryan Reynolds brother or cousin, I would absolutely believe it :D
that part killed me lol
Until you hear him talk.
Dye that mop blonde, he is Zack from Saved by the Bell.
It's funny that u should say that! This is Ryan Reynolds Brother/Cousin!
Or Josh Brolins nephew!
“There’s no walk for a cure for ADD, which is such a shame because it would be such a short walk.” OMG WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY
Could u explain it?
Tq😄
@@internetowl8866 everyone would lose focus and do something else
@@greyprice8167 or forget the walk they're taking and using the OcD walk to make sure that they have everything organized.
@@internetowl8866 they would walk 5 min then go home start a new hobi that has a potential to be a profession until a name of a new anime pops up somewhere and they become die hard fan...
SQUIRREL!!!
That bit about Target/retail couldn't have been more spot on. Man, that one really hit home considering I worked there through high school and part of college. Everything Myles said was my Target experience except for getting fired, I quit.
Thats my story but at walmart🤣🤣🤣
Filming a 2nd Special in October! Keep your eyes peeled!
Link it!!!! And get the channel to pin ^ this comment
Following 🤘
This is the first time I've seen this guy, he is incredibly funny.
Look him up online.
I'm dying 😂😂😂
He is really funny! love the dog story & the superhero & Marco jokes were hellacious
Same!!!
This is a first for me and I'm like, "noooo!!!!" This is great
I really like his voice, he could be a voice in movies & cartoons
I can see him doing a cartoon...something like Ed, Edd, and Eddy
@@Elyricist746 Argh, I remember that cartoon. I'd watch it when there was nothing else on TV.
His voice, is animated movie material. Is voice is too good for TV.
Do some work with Chapelle. There ss an undertone there.
It's like a mix between Master Shake and Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Especially when Shake rants, or Meatwad goes high pitched. That's what he sounds like to me.
"I proceeded to start big girl crying immediately" 🤣🤣🤣
My mascara ran . Too funny
Just discovered Myles, he is so cool and charismatic I was literally dying from laughs. ❤
Don't die!
I love the double meaning on the “have you checked the pool?”
I dont get it????? pls explain
@@twitchoru3745 Water Polo is a sport played in pools. Also the obvious Marco Polo joke.
When I was a kid I also played Marco Polo in the pool with my friends.
Kids also would probably have a hard time resisting the urge to yell Polo back at the person since they might not understand the gravity of a missing child that unfortunately has the first name Marco.
At least that’s how I interpreted it anyway. Could be wrong 🤷🏻♀️.
@@twitchoru3745
1. it's a Marco Polo joke (the swimming pool game, not the explorer).
2. maybe the kid didn't answer because he drowned.
@@twitchoru3745 marco polo is usually played in the pool, and tons of kids are lost each year due to accidental drowning in pools
Ya that was well written. Double entondra
"I'm from the hood in 707 where there's an amusement park." VALLEJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Yuuuuup. The rest of the 707 is pretty swanky, but Vallejo is a shithole.
Yaaaasss Vallejo 🥰
Yeeeee
From Vallejo also. Glad to be FROM
Hahaha good call!
"We lost it" and "The war"and "We already cut off one of his legs. I dont know what else to do."... OMG! I'm dying!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My personal opinion this should have way more than 2million views he's straight up hilarious 😂
I just saw him on the cruise this week. Very funny.
Jim Carrey + Ryan Reynolds= Johnny Bravo!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Sarah Alderman Ryan Reynolds wasn't even in the Notebook, that was Ryan Gosling. Ryan Reynolds is a comedy actor.
@Sarah Alderman I'm making a reference to the joke he made in the beginning.
@Sarah Alderman yepperdoodles.
Carey condemned
@Sarah Alderman It's not sarcasm to use the wrong person's name. Maybe it was meant to be a joke, but without verbal reinforcement it just looks like you were wrong, not like you were trying to be funny.
While we're at it, he was the lead role in two movies that grossed close to a billion dollars in the box office alone.
@Sarah Alderman oh.... you was joking?
I don’t know who eco is but he sold you a ugly watch 😩😂😂😂
I just got to this part and laughed out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joke did not really land.
1 - This watch is eco friendly.
2 - Who is eco?
Like, what? Does not really make sense but as long as we are here to laugh I will laugh about it?
1 - This watch is eco friendly.
2 - something something... just making me mad.
@@clyde._ what are you saying kuz
Girls like her Eat Ramen Raw Cuz Her Momma is asleep all day .
Yes , that is a thing i've seen boys and girls do .
@@clyde._ so because you didn’t get the joke that means it didn’t land? Pretty sure the entire audience disagrees with you
Watching this while going through one of life's hard times and you just made me crack up and feel joy thank dude
"OMG jk Lol"😂😂😂 that transition for preservation is priceless 😂😂😂
I'd never thought I'd say that but clean comedy is very hilarious 😂
It's harder to do imo
@@joywolf83 not
Bryan Regan
Is so good because he's clean but there's and darkness to some of his jokes and you're right, it's genius.
Either is fine, but too many over use swearing as a crutch.
He looks like a grown up Jimmy Neutron
More like a Jimmy Neutron that tried meth at 14.
He looks like the grown up version of Jimmy Neutron if their parents never returned. 😂
@Axel Leon what's flixzone
@@therawest601 😂😂😂
He sounds like Sheen
I really really really really want this man to get a full length comedy special he is SO FUNNY!!
He just released one!
"A laugh like Eddie Murphy had a baby with a seal" exactly describes Jimmy Carr's laugh.
Wonderful that he paid homage to a teacher who saw his potential and harnessed it. I loved every bit of it- especially the parts with the ADD walk and the belly button 😂
I for one, am extremely happy he didn't take the entire "I'm from the hood so I gotta act super ghetto" approach. Like a LOT of white hood comics do. Loved his material. Keep grindin, bro!!
THANK YOU! Exactly! Still funny without the nonsense!
You're kinda like the other 1.2k folks that have expressed their discomfort with his "look" in the most passive aggressive way. It's okay. No one's gonna judge you for laughing at quality comedy, regardless of how they look/act.
@@ledarbyromeo9667 I said absolutely nothing about his look. Are you ok?
@@ledarbyromeo9667 why are you so pressed?
I see that if he was from the hood and "acted ghetto" I personally would not have had an issue bc its nature vs nurture. You are what your environment is. It would be totally plausible if he dressed, spoke, and acted like how he grew up. People need to know the difference between a product of environment and a person like Awkwafina who makes money off of a culture she was never apart of
Talent pure talent he had me with the dog jokes 😂😂😂😂😂
Seriously, dry bar has some of the funniest comedians I've ever seen.
His voice and accent is very distinctive, and that's an asset yo! I hope this funny dude will make it big...and I will recognize him talking even before I see him. 🤣👍
Pp6ìkk
Like a mash-up of his influences.
His voice, sounds like someone has a sore throat and a blocked nose. But won't ever let that break his confidence. So he's nice and loud. 👌
Not going far.,.....not even funny enough
have you not heard the gay accent
"We already cut off one of his legs so he'd make less noise..." Too good!
I was just at this post of the joke when I read this. Lol
* part
I'm watching this on my phone. I kid you not as soon as he said hey Google what's wrong with my dog? Google immediately answers. I'm like no no no I didn't say anything what are you doing ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't have pug shaking me off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead
Omg “we already cut his leg off What else do you want us to do” 😂😂😂😂😂 that was absolutely perfect this guy is fantastic thanks Drybar
Bro in the heat of your snort set, I had a FIT I COULDNT STOP SNORTING & then you said “you don’t do it once, you do it 37 times” and I stopped breathing for a second 😭
snort laughing is adorable when women do it and get so embarrassed
@@michaelammons2350 Calm down.
Right, I didn't hold in my laughter... But my laughter turned into silent laughter, which turned into wheezing for air, which turned into my roommate handing me an inhaler. It was great.
"What happened to your dog"
"The War" 🤣
This guy needs a Netflix special! Snort laughing - check. Hot chocolate coming out my nose - check.
This guy should go back to being a cart boy at target.
That sounds painful
@Don’t Even and you should go back to being miserable
Every snort is a fart that wasn't 😅
@@Dawnslight16 Especially when there's marshmallows. 😩
How is this the first time I’m experiencing this comedic gold??!!
All drybar comedy is golden tbh
I have watched this more times then I can count, and I laugh every time. Showed it to my kids, my 18 y/o is still walking around down the pug hop.😂😂😂
"How come my mama don't have a wooden wedding ring then" lmaoo
Probably one of the funniest dry bar shows. Can’t wait to see more from him!
Look him up online. Myles Weber. He started in Vallejo and I think he lives in Nevada now. Good dude.
I haven’t laughed yet but hopefully it gets better
💜
Lovvvve him! I was literally in tears!
Love his facial expressions, too.🤣👏👏👏
Thank you to little 8 year old Myles’ teacher for encouraging him.
by the end of his set, my wife and i could hardly breathe from laughing so hard. this guy nailed it
Never heard of this comedian until I saw this clip! I was dying laughing the entire time! Absolutely hysterical!😂 Will definitely be trying to find more of his videos!!! ❤️😂
My college professor had a thing for weird laughs as well. This was great for my grades because my laugh sounds like a witch hiccupping that has been on way too many meds. That is the only way to describe
Omg 😂😂
I’m not sure what that sounds like but it sounds fascinating. 😅 Bless your heart.
"Idk who eco is but he sold you an ugly watch" this was amazing but too bad it was too short 😂😂😂😂
Josh Brolin's and Ryan Reynolds son 🤔😉👍
That's exactly what I saw as well!!
Its like someone photoshopped ryan Reynolds face onto josh brolin's head
@@chriscaine1776 Exactly... when you see it , you never get it out of your mind 😂👍
100% lol
Yeah Josh Brolin telling jokes
I have watched your show more than 50 times and I still laugh each and every minute. You have no idea how much you make my day. Thank you!!
I really appreciate the ADD jokes. True and relatable. Had me in stitches.
I almost died at the reaction to the neighbor.
And the bellybutton. Gold
I dead snorted and then thought of the snorting joke and died some more!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
707 area code
County Fair
Amusement Park next door
=>
City of Vallejo
Solano County Fairgrounds
Six Flags Discovery Kingdom
The Target was probably the one directly across the I-80 freeway from the fairgrounds and Six Flags.
I turned my phone upside down to see the LOL in your comment🤣🤣🤣
We will all sleep better tonight, now that you narrowed down which Target he was referencing.
I can confirm lamo, it has a garden section
Thanks for showing me what not do.
I knew immediately where grew up was Vallejo, CA. I lived there for a year.
Lol TAZ's Dad was such a great joke
This was great. It was funny, well rounded, and I feel... sorta great afterwards. I like it when comedians acknowledge how fun it is to be there. It's therapeutically hilarious.
Shout out to that teacher!!! Blessings 👑😇😇😍😍😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💘💘💘💘
I struggled for a bit on his voice. In a good way as I rack my head where I recognize his voice and then I realize he's the sober version of Scooter from Borderlands.
Catch a riiiiide!!!
This is where the cars live! Gitchu one!
He kinda have a Dave Chapelle thing going on...
I thought he sounded like Tap from Battlefield Hardline for some reason. Is he? I just suspected it
@@marrerowski IKR ,he sounds like a black dude kind of simila to Chapelle.
“We already had to cut off one of his legs to make him quieter...”. I snorted.... lol, This guy is Gold...
Absolutely loved this. I'm usually not laughing out loud (pun intended) when watching a stand up video and just enjoying the jokes. But I really had to laugh several times. Great comedian.
This is one of the tightest sets of comedy I've seen anywhere.
Then you haven’t seen much comedy!! 🤣🤣
I've seen quite a bit, hence my comment.
@@iluvtacos1231 then you have very poor taste, my friend
Do...do you even know what I meant by this being a tight set? Because I don't think you do.
All his jokes flow very well, very few ums or uhhs, good set ups, follow throughs, and call backs.
Solid set and was nicely done.
@@iluvtacos1231 like I said, watch REAL comedians. This guy lacks confidence.
Maybe he didn’t say “um,” (🙄) but he is unoriginal and a hack.
But you are entitled to your opinion. And I should think that I am entitled to mine. But I wouldn’t hire him, nor pay to see him.
pls bring this guy back ... he is hilarious !!!
"I don't know who Eco is but he sold you an ugly watch" 😭
Lol yep 👍 😊
I knew right away he was talking about Vallejo 😂
I like this guy. I'm gonna be watching for him. The older and more experiences he has the funnier he's gonna be.
Exactly. I've been watching him for 11 years and he is one of the best to come out of the Bay Area
"You can win a brand new your watch" 😆
Best Dry Bar I've seen in a while, real genuine laughs. Material was excellent. Delivery was excellent.
5:37 Shoulda just said "Ring's not charged". Woulda not ruined that childhood.
Mr. Weber, you are the funniest man I've seen on this channel. Hands down. I don't laugh very often, so hearing you and laughing at every joke is just a sign that you are top tier.
Vanilla ice telling jokes while sounding like a cowboy in the hood
Lol everyone in the hood sound like a cowboy
Ghetto is just southern accent
The old man dying from the ADD walk joke is my favorite part.
I laughed harder when i saw his reaction.
Mine too.. 😀And believe me this is the time when I got the ADD meaning correct finally.
ADD term is not common in India, and I have heard it only recently , that too through stand up comedy! Haven't googled it either..
All this time I was actually thinking that ADD is, the child suffering from attention deficit from his parents!
So I had to play back and listen to it twice to get the correct meaning! Because for the first time I thought it's the regular people taking the parade to support the ADD people, so why they wont be able to focus to finish it! Because such parades are not common in my part of the world either..
Plant watering advice was actually solid
"I don't know who eco he but he sold you an ugly watch" lmfao
Wait but why was he so accurate with his self description
Because he probably has been in a roast battle before.
@@justajumpingypsygirl average hood kid
I have a hard time laughing by myself when I watch comedy from my computer but You.. Myles Weber, had me in hysterics. Thank you.
My husband is sleeping next to me and Iam trying to eat my laughs with tears running down my face.
I love how he says that people roasting his bellybutton are reaching for something to roast him on... Proceeds to roast himself really well for having a high bellybutton. "That thing is in your throat! You should be doing anti smoking commercials." 😂
I met this kat after a show years ago, very funny Dood and he pretty cool! Glad to see him making it!! 🔥
Didn't even know I needed Myles Weber in my life, and here we are ty.
my only regret is not clicking on this video sooner. these jokes are GOLD!!!!
I laughed from start to finish, he's hilarious!
I was laughing pretty steady. But he got to the dog and it was over. I had to pause the video a few times to catch my breath. Hella funny set!
More comedians should learn from this guy! You don’t have to swear, be abusive, be hateful, or tell stories about your self-destruction in order to be hilarious.
Drybar mostly only has people on that don't swear or bring up politics
Yeah, saw some crap on Netflix, well known celebrities and comedians telling nothing but sexual jokes, I just kept thinking is this all they got?
Listen to Gabriel Iglesias.
@@_Umbrael_ Fluffy! 😍😍
I enjoy both. I love me some nasty, sexy jokes w/lots of swearing though hahaha.
I’ve never laughed this much. Joke after joke after joke. Yoooo he never missed 💯🔥
OMG! I'm hurting from laughing so much. I even snorted of times, I was laughing so hard. Almost peed I was laughing so hard. 🤣🤣💜😂
One of the funniest comics I have watched in a long time. I am glad this popped up in my feed it made my day. This is going to be a rewatch one when I'm needing a laugh.
He is hilarious! He really looks like an amalgamation of many different funny men. He looks like he could be the cross between Dane Cook, Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin.
😂😂😂
yeah i got josh brolin vibes frm his face too.
Myles Weber you’ve got talent! Someone give him a Netflix special!!!! So much better than most I see on Netflix!
I was not expecting him to be that funny, His belly button tho! Yo come to NYC PLEASE!!!
It is so weird hearing someone do stand-up comedy about where you grew up but you know what all of it spot spot on
“I miss my little brother.” 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my goodness..I laughed the whole show. I'm in tears. Absolutely the best dry bar show ever.
"That is a different show and way more money" made me squeal. 🤣
I haven’t genuinely snort laughed like this at a comedian in a long time 🤣🤣
Omg..... he is soooo funny. At first I was like, oh he is relatable... but then hahaha! I couldn't stop laughing at that snorting part!👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love the 90s and 2000s references
He’s too young to remember the 90s
@@donteven5712 maybe, maybe not... Went to get my son's DL, clerk thought we were a couple. Js :)
-Azariah
PS 20:1, 6-8; IS 43; IS 38:15-20; DAN 3:16-18; JOHN 14:11-21; NAHUM 1:7
I watch a lot of comedians and this guy is someone to watch! Looking forward to him touring. Very very funny, thank you!
"If they got a gun or knife or something I'm just like OMG JK LOL"
Got me good 😂
I love me some comedy and appreciate Drybar being a thing on here. This guy is definitely in my top 10. They shoulda found him sooner. Wonder if he can act.
Yup. He can.
@@blamemama Oooo fr? how do you know? Is he in something? 👀
@@shoca3427 We did comedy together around 2010 to 2011 when I got started. It's hard to get into the big leagues -- like how there's a million kids who want to be a Quarterback but only a handful get to the NFL. All we can do is keep supporting him by hooking up with him on Twitter and Facebook, telling people about him and asking local clubs to bring him there for a weekend, and online stuff like Drybar to feature him.
I'm reminded of that Mitch Hedberg bit. "Hey, man, you're a chef. Can you farm?"
💯! i'd watch him 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗱𝗮𝘆! this dude is special!!
Dry Bar needs to SHOW audience reactions more often. It's nice.
Can’t. Bc it’s mostly laugh tracks
I'd prefer less.
They don't want to be
He's hilarious! Totally need more of him lol.
LMAO, Been back here 6x now! Love this guy!