The Roast of Mario (featuring Patrick Warburton)
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That moment when you see a ColledgeHumor video and think it's Dorkly.
it was made by dorkly, so yep, youre not wrong
The channel says ColledgeHumor...
Dorkly was actually bought out by CollegeHumor in 2013 I think, so you would still be watching Dorkly either way.
Oldmonkey Stargrabber Really? Then...I guess Dorkly DID go wrong with the voices...
Landon Turcotte Wat?
“That blew so hard, all my Nintendo cartridges started working.” I think I just found my new favorite burn 😈
Honestly, don't use it, you'll get slapped for that much cringe
Agreed lol 😂🤣
Roguhr, he used a devil emoji un ironically so you already know he’s cringe af in real life.
You say he's cring but he has 775 likes.
(☞^o^) ☞
@@MaxPower-ke5rq You say Hitler is bad but he had thousands of followers.
After a while link forgets who he is roasting and roasts Luigi
Kirby does to little boys what Biden does to little girls. You can tell by Kirby's gay lisp
And Daisy.
Bro just violated Luigi, and those burns were downright nuclear level of savageness
How'd they get Patrick Warburton as Bowser?
I have no idea, but He is such a good actor.
I'm sure he's very approachable. Plus it's not like he had too much to say. He probably phoned in his lines.
I always thought he'd be a good voice for Groose from Skyward Sword!
Because he’s known for playing tough guys, like cops and giant, manly turtles.
Is that true?
All that Luigi hate, but Luigi's Mansion is a pretty awesome game.
Ikr
Who the fuck didn't like Luigi's mansion over every installment of run and jump guy.
YES FINALLY FFS
And lets face it, Luigi stands at a higher tier then Mario when it comes to Super Smash Bro's.
Michael Sturrock Bullshit. Mario stands at a higher tier than Luigi. That's a fact.
Poor Luigi.
Happy 30th Anniversary, Mario.
Poor lungi I love lungi
+Simon Anderson Hey man, back off the Josh!
Simon Anderson Sorry, thought you were calling out Walker.
Josh Chen No, not at all.
Simon Anderson Apology accepted bro.
Not gonna lie, kinda disappointed Sonic didn't say anything.
Or mega man
Maybe because They Know Mario Make better Games then sonic and Megaman and I see it was only Nintendo characters who roast Mario.
Hes chilled i guess
Mario, your so fat yoshi sat in a full body cast for a month.
I feel sonic should have gotten shot it is a roast. But it be nice if he ended with a nice heart felt history of how they are the best dou. That saved the video game industry. After the crash of 83. Mario reignited the fire, Sonic was the first to "step it up". Sega took on and even for a time, beat Nintendo. Their rivalry from that keep the fire of video games alive long after the dark crash that could have killed all video games before these two.
Just a thought. Also throw in a joke about Sonic telling Mario he's overdue for a good movie. Call him up he knows people. Idk.
'I'ma taller than'a you!'
"NOT WHERE IT COUNTS'
Peach out here spitting fireballs
wankydoodle Daisy dissagrees.
wankydoodle omm!!
How did she know that tho.... 😂
Matpat has entered the chat
Bowsette
"I can jump higher than you! I'm taller than you!"
"NOT WHERE IT COUNTS!"
Red, one Burn Heal, please.
red from bigtown on fallout 3?
+Pedro Fuentes
Red from Pokemon. "Burn heal"
Oh ok
+kelle tucker red? the fuck u talkin about
Hey xaria let me give you a big hint, that guy you can play as in pokemon red on the ds store now, yeah he aint fucking ash, kids i swear
"im taller than you"
"not where it counts"
wait how does she know that
There's a game theory about that
(Insert lennyface here)
Yoshi UTM Insert you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What does peach mean? Yes im 15 but i dont speak english too good.
Peach isnt loyal
The fact they got Joe (Patrick Warburton) to voice act for Bowser puts a smile on my face
"if your games were any easier they'd be Princess Daisy" still hits to this day
Props to the gal, she took it in stride
@@wadedevinney9681 Because she knows it's true
@@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 Fair point, Rev. A. Bortion
I wanted to hear what sonic had to say...
Red was going to say the same lol
Red .....................
Red me too!
Red Fuck that! It's all about Mega Man's opinion!
Red It'dprobablybereallyfastwithnospacesinitbecauseSonicgoesreallyfastandnaturallyhedtalklikethatamiright?
Everyone keeps calling him Joe Swanson, all I know him from is kronk
Let us not forget mr. barkin from kim possible.
+Mikey Patchy or that guy from slylanders
and lok
WRONG LEVER
😂 same.
Patrick Warburton did a incredible job voicing Bowser
Why did people hate Luigi and Waluigi
They are 2 of the best cahracters
Well for luigi, he didn't had much of a role until games like super paper mario where mr L is introduced changed that. Waluigi however, had NO official games and is a thrown in character in spinoffs, but everyone started to love him...... because of smash. They don't know how to make an official waluigi game for him to be a fighter, and people blame PIRANHA PLANT!? Does anyone here know that he was chosen as a change from all the fighters we've been having!?
@@tjclews Luigi had 2 roles before Super Paper Mario, Luigi's Mansion and Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon, both of which are mainline games to the Mario Series.
@@megaman37456 Dark Moon came a whopping six years *after* Super Paper Mario. And he had more than two roles before Super Paper Mario: Mario Is Missing, Superstar Saga, Partners in Time, and probably a few others that I'm not thinking of.
@@AssociationAdmirer The original Luigi's Mansion?
@@megaman37456 You mentioned that one already.
Bowser is joe from family guy
A Cow that’s why the video says featuring Patrick Warburton
No shit
Kronk.
Yeah I also thought they sounded the same
no hes broke samson
But Luigi's Mansion was one of the best Nintendo games!
Luigi is my Favorite Nintendo Character
one of the best GameCube games. Underrated I think.
Of course. I don't wanna exagerate, but It's like a Comical Survival Horror, without gore, blood, or psychic horror.
LUIGI MANSION IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!
Imma let you finish, but uh...
Paper Mario was one of the best Nintendo games of all time! Of ALL TIME!
Honestly, this was kind of nice coming back to this after all these years and jokes about Mario being an evil terror and what not. Just a good-natured, friendly roast that had only one drunk person interrupt it, so as good as it could have gone.
Finally one where the Roasted roasts. "It's no wonder Yoshi's back is so tired, I've been carrying you all for years!"
"Not where it counts." I died.
Kevin15047 Is she implying that Mario is bigger than Luigi *in bed*?
She is indeed.
Some people said Peach was a wh* re and what she said kinda proved it
carultch he didn't in the video
Jamel Thomas He did. He said something along the lines of, "if your games were any easier, they'd be called Princess Daisy".
"i'm taller than you"
"not where it counts"
oh, peach...you are sadly mistaken.
Wait...how do you know that?
@@philadler7399 I was thinking that as well lol
@@peppa7926 same lol 😂🤣
Classic Gamer Because matpat from game theory did an episode on it
Joypad gaming 17 inches if i’m not mistaken
"His skin's so pale! Clearly he's been living in his brother's shadow for too long."
_"La li lu le lo... la li lu le lo..."_
"Colonel What's Gotten Into You?"
Not really he saved Mario from king boo and he mopped up ghosts with his vacuum.
COLONEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
Wah le lou ya
Even when he’s off stage Luigi gets roasted
But... but... I like Luigi's Mansion
Me too :(
***** My favorite on GameCube for sure.
collegehumor seems to harbor a lot of hate for the gamecube in general.
Don't like collegehumor cause they hate GameCube
Why don't they like GameCube?
I really wanted Sonic to roast mario. Oh well, wasted potential
heh neat
Brandon Cifer so in not the only one... Sonic and Mario were rivals, a roast relating to that woulda been great
Brandon Cifer I know
Brandon Cifer it would backfire horribly because of... uh.... 06...
Brandon Cifer yep
Link: "Luigi"s Mansion come on that game blew so hard all my Nintendo cartridges started working again"
Several years later
Link: "Well i did not see this coming"
*Sees LM 2, LM Remaster and LM 3 trailer*
Link: "I bet Luigi is having the last laugh right now"
Luigi: Those sons of-a bitches thought I was a joke, huh? Well, who-a gets the last-a laugh now!?!?!
At first I didn’t get the carriage joke but now I do
Cartridge
Since when did Luigi's mansion ever bomb?
well considering his games werent bad at all and are quite fairly liked apparently
"And in bed? Well, let's just say it's like he's holding down the B button..."
So THAT'S what it takes to destroy mario? Bowser should be taking notes.
On no my cousin and I read this and he said Bowsett
You gave Link a voice.
You gave. Link. A. Voice.
YOU DON'T GIVE LINK A FUCKING VOICE.
When they did the abomination known as the CDI Zelda games came to be.
+Lucreydea _ Why not?
I mean Im not a huge zelda fan, but I personally think they could benefit from voice acting.
Wow.
+robotspgc ...no. Just no.
The fuck outta here.
Jpicc89 That didn't really answer my question. Why do people think its a bad idea? Ok, sure theres the CDI games, but that was almost 20 years ago. Are you really telling me that nintendo is just incapable of having good voice acting in a game?
Okay, I have one question... why in the holy mother of fuck is Luigi's Mansion hated so much? Is it seriously because you play as Luigi or was it because it wasn't like any other Mario game? I don't understand...
both
you couldn't jump. what's the point of a mario game if you can't jump. I mean it was decent game it was just too short.
Hero_of_Time_91
Well, who wants to play the same exact thing over and over again? Jump on enemies, burn them alive with fireflowers, grow taller with drugs/mushrooms, not only that, what happened to all the 3D platformers we use to like, Nintendo, stop with the fucking "New Super Mario Bros." series, do something different for once for our red and green heroes!
Powered Up Cartoons Super Mario 3d World was nice.(for once peach wasn't kidnapped) It be cool if Daisy was kidnapped again. Sad its been 20 years after her introduction and no game has a major role for her. I just wish they make a paper mario game again like the first two in the series that are actually turn based rpgs with partners and interentsting new enemies not with a bunch of toads!
At least the toads in the first two games had different features and personalities. We need the company that makes xenoblade to take over the paper mario series.
Hey, you cant jump in mario kart.
Luigi: I’m taller than you!
Peach: Not where it counts!
MatPat: Hold my Diet Coke...
Huzaah a man of quality
Peach is sporting a pair of fakes tho
Keith Jones seriously?
Goddamnit
Keith Jones lol true!
Luigi: “We live in a society.”
Luigi : You get what you f*cling deserve
(Shoots Mario)
Bowser sounds exactly like Joe from Family Guy.
darkpaw1 darkpaw1 REALLY?
Same voice actor
darkpaw1 darkpaw1 I know. He sounds like a god.
Wink ENTERTAINMENT
darkpaw1 darkpaw1 *Facepalm
Patrick Warburton needs to be Bowser's official voice.
This comment aged like milk
It did@@thatsquirminworm, it did
I am sorry to inform you...
Different timeline unfortunately, but Jack Black is cool too
Is anyone else coming back to this after seeing the new animated Mario movie?
I've come back to this fic for years. It never ceases being magical.
Patrick Warburton is sooo GOOD
Ik joe
Joe Swanson
And funny. Especially as Joe Swanson from Family Guy. And Sheriff Stone from Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated
wait bowser has the voice actor of Joe from family guy
look at the feature title
And that guy from the emperors new grove
I hear him everywhere. Joe from family guy, Flynn from skylanders, the narrator from the NAPA commercials and a ton more.
Also Brock Sampson from the Ventures Bros
+ForteBlitz That gay guy from Ted.
“In bed it felt like he was holding on the B button the whole time” damn peach just ended Mario’s whole career
What does that mean?
@@LTAssassin Somehow I have a feeling that you’re a kid
Bro I’m 16
@@LTAssassin oh
I got it but I'm just makin sure that I did
So what did it mean?
8 years and it's still funny😂😂
wait this was ever funny??
@@cassandras8797 Yes
10 years
Sonic and Megaman didn't get to speak.
Hey Link, two things.
A. Luigi's Mansion is actually a really awesome game.
B. You are dissing Luigi's games yet you had three appearances one of which playable on the Phillips CDI. And we all know how those games are Mister I can't grab a rupee by walking past it, and have the jump capacity of an ocean liner.
I do not like link too
+Ryan Murphy *either
Still how the fuck is Mario is missing educational no it's not it's a sucky game other then that there good games
+Ryan Murphy actually link is good but in this vid they made him a dick
+Umaru Doma so all of you are idiots -_-
2:53 Everyone keeps talking about the "Not where it counts" burn but its Luigi's reactions that really crack me up!
Everyone: *hears bowsers voice*
Also everyone: THESE ARE WINTER BOOTS!
Bowsers voice is the guy that voices Kronk!
+JamesIsWaffle He has a name, Patrick Warburton, either that or it's the guy from Yo-mama who does a really good impression.
or the only reason Joe Dirt 2 isn't on my shitlist.
I thought it was Joe from family guy
+Fade Fury it is he plays many characters
Fade Fury it is joe from family guy
I would've loved to hear what Sonic had to say.
Maximal Well, that escalated quickly
Luigi: I'm taller than you.
Peach: Not where it counts.
Passed Out Laughing!!!
Hold up, luigi's mansion was great.
I agree. I loved when Luigi got startled!
I don't actually sound like that....
***** ....I do it because I like the taste of flesh... But unfortunately, I have a black hole in my stomach preventing me from ever being full. soo..
There there á Kirby, they just couldn't afford to hire you to do the voice lol
Kirby The Lazy Star Warrior
Kirby The Lazy Star Warrior I know you sound like a cute pink ball of adorableness ^^ -picks kirby up- can I adopt you?
How did Buu taste?
I didn't know bowser was voiced by Joe Swanson
I mean there was atleast one time where Sonic did try to save a Princess.
We NEVER speak of that again.
Technically time was reset so Soleanna didn't happen. I can still never get that Sonic kissing a human princess image out of my head now 😅.
2:57 best joke of the video.
Ash Ketchum, Take LUIGI to the pokemon center, Not Gible
Why does Bowser sound exactly like Joe from Family Guy
Same actor.
***** aw. My bad.
Omar Santamaria because there both voiced by Patrick Warburton
Oatrcim Patrick Warbutron
no, it is Patrick Warburton
Lots of good vibes
Indeed
Yeah everyone insulting eachother
Luigi deserves more props and more respect.
Ikr I hate how ppl sh!t on him
2:21
While I love Luigi's Mansions, I might love that joke even more
*I remember watching this when I was 7...*
Liaminator that means the oldest you can possibly be right now is 9..
I'm forty.
Liaminator So you aged 37 years in only 6 years?
bowser's voice is the same one as Joe from family guy
That's who it is.
No it's not
Patrick Warburton
+Devin Keener it is, the same voice actor, (Patrick warburton)
+Harry Stamps ya I know I was joking
0:09 Joe Swanson it's that you?
It is!
Bowser sounds like "Joe" for "family guy"
It is
Nah, he sounds more like David Puddy from Seinfeld, or maybe even Brock Samson from The Venture Bros.
I actually like Luigi a lot more than mario
Swaglo 811 finally I love Luigi it's nice to find another of Luigi lover Mario's kind of a douche bag plus I'm sick of everyone talking about Patrick Warburton as Bowser
Swaglo 811 same i love luigi
Mario is better than Luigi.
WWWWWRRRROOOONNNNGgg
Pandanoko Master he like mario more than Luigi, gotta problem with that?
So rewatch this after Game Theory proves that Luigi has a bigger... pole than mario. And the average person.
No
>Game Theory
>Proves
The mario argument wasn't really valid because of the fact that the size of it was for comic relief and also the books were for kids.
How did they know that
I sorta love how good of a sport Mario is
I like how they portrayed Mario as being genuinely amused with the roasts. For a second I thought he was gonna pull a Michael Scott…
Why u hate Luigi?
He's my favorite character in the Mario series btw.
Noa Lindqvist People play Mario games for Luigi
I'm glad that 1 guy saying "Luigi sucks, blah blah blah I'm a dickhead blah blah blah" hasn't come over here. He's so rude... But, I cannot blame ya'll for loving Luigi. He's such a sweet heart of a character. I mean, I'm more up for Waluigi and all, but I still love Luigi, too.
I love Luigi
Same
I love the luigi mansion series
I feel so bad for Luigi. I like him more than Mario because he has more personality and friendly qualities than Mario. He looks up to Mario, and Mario looks down on him. Poor, poor Luigi.
Yeah...and actually the first game mario was in was "Donkey Kong Circus" before Donkey Kong. I found out that actually mario was donkey kong's "servant" and he got abused by donkey kong. To take revenge, he caged donkey kong and it lead to the game "Donkey Kong JR" where donkey kong jr attempts to save his father. Mario is also caught electrocuting the poor ape-thingy. Also in Mario Tennis, if you win with luigi, mario steps on luigi's foot but when mario wins, luigi is NOT upset...
The Real story is that actualy mario is a fat ugly git, Luigi should be the main character and donkey kong is just an unfortunate manager. why is nintendo making the story worse... spoils my childhood (weep) (weep)
Phinion Don't think that deep. Ignorance is bliss in most cases, although curiosity about what your ignorant about is agony.
Then you look it up and it ruins your childhood. :-(
Phinion It goes deeper than that. He makes the Yoshi service animals even though they are smart enough to operate machinery, go to Mario party, and fight in Smash Bros. Bowser traps the inhabitants of the kingdom in objects, that is why the hills and clouds have eyes; every object is a person. EVERY BRICK. He also could be a serial cheater considering that in Donkey Kong his girlfriend is a woman named Pauline who he invites to the Mario toy factory opening instead of his now girlfriend Peach from Super Mario, and at one point he was the lover interest of Daisy before Luigi while dating Peach. Point is, Mario is a sociopath.
So i was reading your comment and was like cool, i go back to my game and a spray from a user was the same picture you have!
Phinion Donkey Kong circus was a prequel so it could have been an after thought to come up with a story line after the success of original donkey kong
first bowser is voiced by patrick warburton now he got voiced by jack black
2:33 and this is how the waluigi saga started.
Back when collegehumor was funny
Well put.
Ah, memories.
k
Most people who say "Memories" weren't even born by then.
ikr
I like Luigi better than Mario
Watermelon King me too
mario: its a me a mario
*EVERYBODY LOVED THAT*
“Mario is missing? I’ve never seen a bigger bomb. And I know King Bob-bomb.” I don’t care how you say it, that’s gotta hurt.
Luigi's Mansion was a good game, and Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon is amazing. No fucks are given.
I want to know what sonic would have said
bigmacchasi Sonic went up so fast we couldn't see him
Actually Luigis Mansion was one of the greatest games out there
you got the best comedy videos on youtube
The good old days of 2010 when we thought Luigi's Mansion was a bad game until the sequel.
Other than this video I've literally never heard anyone say Luigi's Mansion is bad, or Dark Moon for that matter
George Mouse ScrewAttack talked shit about it on a few occasions. I still cringe at the thought that I was ever young enough to listen to Stuttering Craig's opinion on anything.
I find it funnier that the video took a shot at Waluigi, considering what a huge memelord he became in this decade.
Am I the obly one who actually likes luigi more then mario?
Lisa Di Giuseppe Nope I've always liked Luigi better
Not really luigi become overated but i still like him
me too
Yes my too
Me too
wait, Link SPOKE?! and it wasn't as trash as CDI!!?
WHAT IS THIS MIRACLE!!!!?
Actually I'm not sure which was worse, the Zelda CDi games or Link sexually harassing Zelda every episode of the syndicated cartoon. The late eighties to early nineties were a weird time.
This is really great stuff
omg the peach one killed me😂😋
also peaches "luigi roast" was great!
I wish I could go into the video and tell Luigi people love him I like him AND LUIGIS MANSION IS A GREAT GAME if you like Luigi like this comment
I love Luigi's Mansion
Luigi’s mansion was such a great game.
Eclipse I always preferred Luigi. Green speaks to me more than Red
Luigi's Mansion is not a _good_ game. It's alright and not the worst but I wouldn't call it _good_
I didn't see a luigi, i saw a Green mario...
2:50 well this aged well
This is really well made
I cringe every time I hear Pikachu speak..
I turned the volume down.
Gustavo Olivas same
believe me, anyone would cringe if they caught you watching any of this video at all... just be happy you got this
░KenLinx░ why?
Huh?
Bowser sounds like Joe from Family Guy...
Patrick Warburton (the guest on this) is the voice actor.
It's why in the title they put in "(Featuring Patrick Warburton)". He seems to do a fair amount of work with CollegeHumor.
TheCraigadile there it is!!!!!!
it is him
TheCraigadile because it's Patrick Warburton,the voice actor for Joe
For these roast videos, drink every time you hear Murph in a crowd yelling out "YEAAAAH!"
I love these roast videos.
I feel bad for Luigi, I perfer him over Mario why do people hate him so much?
Omni Herobrine Mario is better than Luigi. A lot of people prefer him over Luigi.
Omni Herobrine What? Most people like luigi over Mario
Omni Herobrine what are you talking about?????
0 Static 0 Most people like Mario over Luigi.
HammerBroGH luigi is actually pretty underrated mostly cuz of the fact that hes not the "hero" so get your facts straight
*_WALUIGI IS LORD_*
Jamienem True
Take off the WA and I agree with you
Link unfortunately disagrees.
WALLELUJAH
Wallelujah, Waluigi.
This is friggin hilarious! Nice work! 👍👍🤣🤣
I can't be the only one who was expecting Sonic to join in, right?
"I'm tall than mario"
"Not where it matters"
Made my day
Luiguis mansion was great
How have I never seen this until now!? 😅
They should've made Link mute, but still able to make the audience laugh somehow, like what they did with Pikachu.
But link isn't mute. Common misconception
@@King_Nex yes he is. He doesn't talk.
@@chadpeterson5698 Then why do several games give him dialogue options? And why do people act like he is talking, like in Twilight Princess
I told Sonic to get out of my face. Why? Because, I was looking for a GOOD GAME TO BUY!!!
***** Its Lego Universe.
OH BURN
OMFG
YES
***** Whoa, Whoa, Calm down. Its called an opinion. Now stop worshiping Sonic and giving him offerings. Sonic is a dead franchise, now. Sonic Boom? Sonic 06? More like Sonic, OH SHIT!
But I loved Luigi's Mansion...
Lmao! Boo’ reaction was the best! Loved it! 🤣
Man, I love this!