@@poohbear6002”Hmmm, perhaps worth a try?” five minutes later “Everyone, please evacuate the coral reef. Unidentified gas’s is seeping through and leaving anything exposed to it in a comatose state.”
@@user-th4ro4oy8s there are actual ways they can test this with specialized equipment. it's how they got coke starlight. they detect different compositions in the vacuum of space, and some are those found in fruits and berries. it's interesting and you should check the studies out sometime.
Bro Literally that happened to me If you inhale nano micro amount of water You can hold your breath in for another 5 minutes 😮 Was caught under some waves at the ocean 🌊 Very beautiful surreal feeling
@@bboi1489 True usually one or two of them survive sometimes. But there is like a final scene that the treat may not really be gone or one of the survivors has like moment where they may still be infected or something.
i know your joking, but just in case some people dont know, thats primary water which is drinkable and most likely healthier than regular bottled water
@@crimson4427the entire ocean isnt boiling otherwise the diver would die 🤡 but just cause a stream of boiling water is flowing doesnt mean other water wasnt mixed
@@andrewnonya2045 i’m aware that the entire ocean isnt boiling dawg, assumed that if he drank the water that was circulating around the whatever the fuck that the icky shit would be dead
@@crimson4427 no shit has to get to boiling temperatures for a while, and with plenty of cold cold water surrounding it from every side you would have to guarantee the water your drinking is purely the boiled water and thats impossible by just sucking with the mouth. And yet again ma boi if they were drinking straight boiling water they would also die.
There actually can be lakes in lakes believe it or not just it's that fish would immedielt die in the second lake (because the reason there are 2 lakes is because the bottom layer has so much salt in it)
It’s clean water boiling from the insides of earth also he’s a professional diver I think he would know a thing or 2 more about water than some random dude on the internet, this water is the equivalent to underground water where it is clean and has almost no bacteria in it
@@flakowitdadrako Not everyone on the internet is stupid, It is not impossible for someone knowledgeable to watch CZcams and read the comments. Plus, it's common sense to know that most river water is safe to drink.
50% chance prehistoric virus
50% chance super power
😂😂😂😂😂
I'd take that deal.
I like those odds
Dado que no conozco nadie con ningun superpoder deberias bajar ese porcentaje .
@@PrometheumHD damn, beat me to it
When your drowning but you gotta stay hydrated
Underrated comment
@@TikitoDeLeonyour comment is a overrated comment
Bra what
@@Usawheretheoil what
That one terraria achievement be like:
Achivement unlocked:
Weird survival strategy
Terraria
Terraria reference fr
Terraria got some attentions
We love terraria
It aint terraria
Its
Te-RuHh-ReE-aH
Boiling water: ❌
Fish after Taco Bell down there : ✅
this is so underrated lol
“Hey Greg, you heard of the new place that opened up near that coral reef?”
“Maybe. What’s it called? Might spark a memory.”
“It’s called Taco Shells”
LMFAO UNDERRATED ASF
@@poohbear6002”Hmmm, perhaps worth a try?”
five minutes later
“Everyone, please evacuate the coral reef. Unidentified gas’s is seeping through and leaving anything exposed to it in a comatose state.”
UNDERRATED 🗣️🔥🔥
"Sir your covid test showed negative, you have 103 unidentified diseases though"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I HAVE THEP OWER TO MAKE IT 70
Well , the medical term is Dino-aids, but we don’t really know what date the virus originated.
Who the fuck has to money to get a COVID test from a doctor, lol my sister went and they said it would cost $200
@@Drewzdev😂😭😂
-Hey we got your results, you got a reeaally rare disease
-how rare?
-name it
This was funny ngl
@@wrongnumber2221 ty
That made me laugh
😂
😂😂😂😂
"Sir you got 50 unidentified diseases along with 13 unidentified parasites"
You know you copied the top comment, right? Everybody can see.
@@DrWhoFan_Jsir you know this is the comment section where anyone can put what they think
@@DrWhoFan_J the top comment is "50% chance prehistoric virus
50% chance super power" and you think i copied?
@@user-gq1gl4rs9eYe u did ur saying the same but different topic and stop trying to be a sheep following others copycat
@@user-gq1gl4rs9e No it isnt. The top comment is "Sir your covid test showed negative, you have 103 unidentified diseases though"
Water logic in SpongeBob be like
"I was in the space, so I took off my helmet to sniff vaccum."
Scientists say some parts of space MIGHT smell like strawberries. Somebody has to test that theory at some point.
@@judahboyd2107 I assure you that these scientists graduated from walmart lol.
@@user-th4ro4oy8s there are actual ways they can test this with specialized equipment. it's how they got coke starlight. they detect different compositions in the vacuum of space, and some are those found in fruits and berries. it's interesting and you should check the studies out sometime.
@judahboyd2107 Raspberries, but still true! And it might also taste like alcohol, but this is most often in nebulae, not empty space.
Sjk
-“Sir you have a disease”
-“What is it called?”
-“I don’t know, what’s your name?”
@@JJ-hp6mb it's not misinformation, it's just irony
Bro was sent out by the ministry of truth to cancel jokes, 1984 reference real@@JJ-hp6mb
@@oblivenator100no stolen
@@JJ-hp6mb"views" bro this is a comment
So original
Were naming our own disease with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️
Underrated.
"Time to eat Spongebob" 💀😭
why do i see spongebobs house now 😭
“Doctor, did my tests go positive?”
“Sir, pick 13 names.”
"wait does that mean I'm having 13 kids or 13 viruses?"
@@Oowjfjnejaidjnensnsmnig “both”
@@ChilloutGHe was just adding another to make it funnier, thats all.
@@ChilloutGwow r u slow...
@@ChilloutG thank you for this information!
"help im drowning"
*"eat the water"*
Not how it works, he can put it back in.
based
He almost ate bikini bottom's beach
“Guys I’m falling from the sky ”
“Bro drink the air”
“….Waait”
😂😂😂
Man just drank a million fish dookie particles swirling in a sand pocket 💀💀💀
When you start drowning but remember you can just drink the ocean
He can just put the mouth piece back in
@@talkingweevil3172 woosh
@@HowlingDeath375 I get the joke but many people don’t understand that. so really for you it’s whoosh
The dude found water while diving
Best Comment 😂
Next will be someone found air in space 😂
@tomlinsonsteven90 uhm that would actually be good, because there's practically no air in space. Its why you can't breath in space
Pure water
@@Krishna_arts_gaming99.98% pure
when youre drowning but then you realise water contains oxygen
Bro
Literally that happened to me
If you inhale nano micro amount of water
You can hold your breath in for another 5 minutes 😮
Was caught under some waves at the ocean 🌊
Very beautiful surreal feeling
@@EverythingLosAngeles-rr3ss is this real or did u jus make this up
@@kfrancis6904 he capping hard
@@ruska9773liquid oxygen is at -300 Fahrenheit. Your airways would freeze the moment you drink/inhale it and it would be your last breath 😂
😂
"Well, no COVID but like... 489 viruses are literally detected 4 seconds ago. "
-Dr. Zero, a worried guy.
Every aliens movie ever put my face in it
Bro instantly got infected by microorganisms from dino era
The doctor finna be like: “MAFAKA HOW DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?!”
Bro doesn't know what a "mezozoic" means
@@antoniovillanueva2704🤓
840 likes and only 2 replies, let me fix that
@@bluegenral1 wow so original.
“I proceeded to shit my pants for the next 3 days”
Diarrhea
He just like me fr
@@crosssans9984seems you need to stop stuffing your hole
The way I CACKLED when I read that
i did exactly this 2 weeks ago
"your test came back, and you have a very rare disease"
"Whats it called?"
"Well thats the fun part, we don't know yet"
Somebody's prehistoric shit: "hold my beer" 🗿
"Sir it appears that you got a disease"
"What disease did I get?"
"How would you like to name it?"
Oh sh-
Ligma
🥶🥶ligma🥶🥶
@@der_dertensuramag2779ligma what?
@@rockouttdee Ligma balls!
not the life insurance ad in this video 💀
Where
@@DJNeonistPurplepersonalized ads. Suvi's algorithm got them pinned in their 30s 😅
@@michaelbower5146 🥲 I'm not 30 yet I'm 23.
🤣
"And this is why fish never go thirsty..." LOL!!
Finally some explanation behind spongbob logics 😅😅
"I was outside and I found a pocket of fresh air so I decided to breathe a little"
😂😂😂 this is soooooo stupid I'm in tears.
☺️🤭😂
😂😂😂😂😂
XD
😂😂😂😂😂
Boiling water ❌
Goo Lagoon ✅
Sssppppooooonnnngggeeeee?.....
bbbbbbbbbooooooooooooobbbbbb?….
sssssqqqquuuaaarreepppppaaannntttts?...........
I am a goo man
Goon Lagoon 🤨
"Sir..."
"What is it, doc?"
"You have a rare disease..."
"How rare, doc?"
"Depends. WHAT DO YOU WANNA CALL IT?"
“How do people drown? Just drink the water…”
when you find a magma block underwater in minecraft 💀💀
In real life💀💀💀
🤣💀💀💀💀💀
I think this is soul sand. If it was magma, it would suck him in
@@Veiravissi need cordinates to the magma
real
This is how those horror movies start where an unknown organism of prehistoric descent infects a crew member.
And then the weird freak hides his illness from the rest of the group
God no just no.
@@ghostridersinthesky21 Yep until it's to late. It spreads to other people or transforms him.
@@MrArrmageddonAnd then they blow up the outpost and share a drink in their final moments
@@bboi1489 True usually one or two of them survive sometimes. But there is like a final scene that the treat may not really be gone or one of the survivors has like moment where they may still be infected or something.
Your comedic timing is spot on.
That's an awesome father. He didn't hesitate to protect his son
At his funeral. “ Joe was a man of many things, safety was not one of them” 😂
Haha 😂😂
😂😂
Bro 666 likes 💀
Now not
LMAO
“Then he got an ancient disease from 680 BC, kids”
No replies?
Bro started speaking 680BC
*IgyVokhõnoooooooGogukmõm*
@@HaxCZcamsyes no repiles
Disease:🗿
"Then i realised all water is ancient, kids"
When Ryley cant find more bladderfish:
Subnautica?
Bro just drank the goo lagoon💀😭
"So i took my mouthpiece out..
And i fucking died."
Bruh this comment unfunny af
@@explosivesManyou unfunny af
@@explosivesManit’s pretty funny actually.
yeah,faf this comment is😂
AND I SURVIVED
"Whoa! Theres a mysterious bubbly thing on the ocean floor! I must drink it."
Fr
He knew what it was but it still isn't safe because the second the boiling water hits the cold river water it's now infested with bad bacterias
River*
He littearly just said its pure water u dummy
@@travisabr1294🤡
Imagine drinking under water one day 😅 funny story to tell friends 😂
Brain eating amoeba just chillin there
Next week: "I got a rare incurable bacteria inside my kidney."
Doctor: "How would you like to name it?"
The patient: Uhmm… I would name it I dont what it ima name it
@@Iamtheman739huh????
it’s boiling water so we good
Blud just got covid-24
99% terminal virus
1% superpower
Worth it
I’d gamble
You copied a comment
0% originality
100% stole the top comment
😂
@@El_TerrarianoRealwe don't care.
My man looks like he’s really enjoying it😂
This guy actually likes his job and to help others
Bro got the 'Unusual survival strategies' achievement
terraria reference
terraria reference
terraria reference
terraria reference
Terraria reference
Crab fart bubbling from under the sand be like:
Bro 😂
😂
💀💀
Hahah😂
Comment doessnt make sence
Bro drank the primordial soup
Achievement unlocked: “Unusual Survival Strategies”
I was looking for this reference, lol. Gotta love Terraria
damn terraria referenced fr
Terraria nerds:0
_Unusual survival strategies_
*Delay death from drowning by drinking water. It makes no sense, but you did what you had do*
W reference
I somehow got this achievement after “And good riddance”
I was walking when I felt thirsty and hungry. Then I remembered plants use photosynthesis for food and there's water in the air. So I died
Oml😂
🤣
Genius.
😂😂😂😂
I do this every tomorrow during yesterday morning after I rose asleep 🙂
The way he fell straight back and quickly! That's talent.
finally found a sonic buble gen irl 💀
*Bro really let intrusive thoughts win* 💀
NO MORE "BRO REALLY ______" COMMENTS!!!
Plz, & ty
@@erkl8823 whats wrong with them
@@erkl8823Bro really pissed of "bro really" jokes
That would be impulsive thoughts
Now we know why only the cameraman survived...
He is the cameraman😂🫣
Haha😂
@@Sophie_C.Lpoint still stands
@@jacksongibson9653nah, cameraman never dies 💪
Does anybody know the background audio so ng?
the way he said 'maami' he was so cute
It’s the lil bubbly thing from Sonic when he’s about to drown.
So i drank it
-famous last words
*I've watched enough Discovery shows to know this could be some crazy underwater pit bull fish or attack scorpion. He's nuts!*
The water is boiling🤦
boiling hot and you're taking a drink of it right😊
🌴🌌USA🇺🇸FLA.12:17AM
MONDAY 2024
Bro got the “How did we get here?” Achievement
Bruh😂😂😂 and it’s one of those hidden ones so you cant just read the description and go do it😂
472 likes and 1 comment? Let me fix that
Terraria
Nice Terraria refrence bless you
I got it by accidentally pressed heal button when i was drowning. I was surprised and shocked.
"So, what are you going to name it?"
"I’m not having a child, though."
"I know."
*realizes*
"Hello 911 what is your emergency?"
"My gravity aint graviting"
“Sir how tf do you have 7 viruses in your system!?”
“I saw something bubbling out of the water and decided to drink it”
When water boils the heat destroys all germs and bad stuff so it's good water. 👌
LMAO
Imagine if he cause a world pandemic lol😂
@@Mad_clouds23 😮 that was not funn6
i know your joking, but just in case some people dont know, thats primary water which is drinkable and most likely healthier than regular bottled water
"Yoo the water underneath the sand is movin, gotta drink it"
Sound logic 😂
@@marvincotton1919 😂😂😂
*Aligator Snapping Turtle latches onto your face*
Looks like a start for an alien horror movie. Sure, drink the strange moving water, nothing bad ever happens.😒
Fish underneath are feeding him their boiling farts LOL.
Finally. A different comment besides disease 😮
I love tia tias energy really she is so confident
Man’s going to wake up with spider man villain powers
Hydroman
kidney disease man
Cancer man
Poisoned-water man
Man man
Little did he know that this is a leaking pipe from a nearby hospital water treatment facility
Happy ending
Say only in ohio
@@NoobSupporter1725 cringe
@@NoobSupporter1725gen alpha try not to say "Ohio" for 10 seconds challenge (impossible)
@@brrrrrr nah impossible is an understatement
We making it to the ER with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Equal heights equal fights"
"And drank it cuz it's pure water boiling "
Proceeds to eat all the microorganisms in the water
boiling.
@@crimson4427the entire ocean isnt boiling otherwise the diver would die 🤡 but just cause a stream of boiling water is flowing doesnt mean other water wasnt mixed
@@andrewnonya2045 i’m aware that the entire ocean isnt boiling dawg, assumed that if he drank the water that was circulating around the whatever the fuck that the icky shit would be dead
@@crimson4427 no shit has to get to boiling temperatures for a while, and with plenty of cold cold water surrounding it from every side you would have to guarantee the water your drinking is purely the boiled water and thats impossible by just sucking with the mouth. And yet again ma boi if they were drinking straight boiling water they would also die.
Imagine if he chewed
"how u die?"
"I drank water"
Bummer.. He won't be there to answer that 😂😂😂
@@khadijahqureshi9149 true 💀
This is how sonic breaths underwater
This is always how the start of a horror movie starts
Crab underneath:
" *Heh, hey Jimmy! This guy is up there inhaling your farts! Get a load of this!* "
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lmfaooo😂😂 I read that in peter griffin's voice 😂
😂❤🎉🎉funny af
🦀💩💨
I read that in a New Jersey mouse voice lmao
Prehistoric virus:
🗿
Worse toxic minerals
it won't work our immune system will just murder it
@@demine100018 worse, he got ligma
@@el1_tor037 what’s Ligma???
@@1kTez101 Ligma is an infectious disease that is more common in North America, one of the things it causes is to mess up your humor.
I can't get enough of your content.
"Don't worry, you'll live"
"Thank god."
"For the next three minutes."
Bro is either a dead man walking or about to join forces with Aquaman
lmao
Pro Tip: If you're drowning just breathe
😂
*BREATHE AIR!*
Thanks for the tip
It Really saved my life because of you😊
@@johncrismuleta8301 No problem
yes water has oxygen 😵
10% Unidentified Creature 90% Boiling Hot Quick Sand
SpongeBob ocean logic:
“Multiple Class Leviathans detected near your area”
Hopefully not ghost ones. Those things are terrifying
“Are you sure everything you’re doing is worth it?”
From gw1 tho
Multiple Leviathan class lifeforms, I believe it was
@@jadehoskins3363 subnautica player:
In epidemiology, we call this the “index case” or “patient zero”
Patient zero sounds familiar ngl
@@arsemafrezer3768family guy?
family guy? @@arsemafrezer3768
@@arsemafrezer3768it's basically the first infected person that spread the disease so it might sound familiar
@@amogusgaming.6681so, there must have a been a patient zero as to why I’m so retarded.
bro really said "👌🗿"
Bro drank water while under water truly a hero
Œii😮
That's some SpongeBob bs
@@juliohintze595 fr fr glass of water underwater 💀
I literally wouldn't be able to do this without panicking
@Vance Menapace he said "river"
“Sir you have a disease”
“Damn what’s it called”
“Up to you” 💀
the comment you copied is literally directly above yours buster you are not slick
Chances are, the comment was not copied and the person above me is just an idiot ^^
@@MongunStylePantsFr lol. Bro just changed the wording 😂
Embarrassing bro
Nah you crazy for copying this one
They’re both gonna remember this moment for the rest of their lifes.
When a unstoppable force meets an unmovable object
Bro now has the prehistoric rexes virus
Rex's*
@@JustA_WalmartBag🤓
Bro really wants to give us all another lockdown
Umm, that sentence insinuates there are none prehistoric rex's..
Is this why COVID-19 began?
physics in spongebob:
😂😂😂
Ahhh, ze goo lagoon.
I ruined the 666 like you had before i saw this
There actually can be lakes in lakes believe it or not just it's that fish would immedielt die in the second lake (because the reason there are 2 lakes is because the bottom layer has so much salt in it)
Ze goo laggon
Bear Grylls after seeing this : Hell yeah
If I saw that I’d jump out the water like Tom from Tom and Jerry💀
"Sir, you have been infected with 38 unknown diseases."
It’s clean water boiling from the insides of earth also he’s a professional diver I think he would know a thing or 2 more about water than some random dude on the internet, this water is the equivalent to underground water where it is clean and has almost no bacteria in it
@gdlpebs913 You realize that you're some random dude on the internet too, right?
@@flakowitdadrako Not everyone on the internet is stupid, It is not impossible for someone knowledgeable to watch CZcams and read the comments.
Plus, it's common sense to know that most river water is safe to drink.
"and twelve known ones 😢"
Well water is the same thing.. water directly from the ground
Why is this generation so stupid?
this is some sonic the hedgehog levels of logic
My favorite comment right here🤙
Lol
A ramp! We could use it as a ramp!
Your comment is pure genX GOLD my friend! Thank you!
Wait......😮 you mean sonics stupid!!!?????🤯🤯🤯
Bro now has meteoritis from the prehistoric age.
Cholera, typhoid fever, hepatitis A, Dysentery, Giardiasis ETC
“Yo this is pure water, unlike the other stuff I’m swimming through - imma drink it”
river water is nothing close to "pure" . The water bubbling up is pure though
@seanyager3177 doesn't he drink the river water when he opens his mouth though...?
@@seanyager3177😂
You mean it’s not instantly contaminated the moment it meets the water around it ?? Ooo wait it is
@@aileronsintowind6835if you get close enough to the source, it hasnt mixed yet.
@@seanyager3177it’s a leaking sewer line under the river😂😂😂
Dude proves who's the real veteran survivalist 💀
Dude just drank from a sewage leak 😂