Mark Normand, Jessica Kirson, and the Diner Surprise | Something's Burning | S1 E16

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  • čas přidán 11. 03. 2024
  • Had to bring back this throwback episode from our storied run in NYC! If you see either of these two on the lineup, it’s guaranteed to be a brain-altering show. But if you see this dish on the menu, results may be hit or miss. Tune in to see if I can pull it off!
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    Shakshuka
    North African-Style Poached Eggs in Spicy Tomato Sauce
    INGREDIENTS:
    * 3 tablespoons (45ml) extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for drizzling
    * 1 medium onion, thinly sliced
    * 1 large red pepper (bell pepper for milder heat, or a hotter variety, such as red horned pepper, depending on your heat preference), stems, seeds, and ribs removed, thinly sliced
    * 1 fresh small hot chili (such as jalapeño, serrano, or Fresno), stems, seeds, and ribs removed, thinly sliced
    * 2 to 3 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
    * 1 1/2 tablespoons (15g) sweet Hungarian or smoked Spanish paprika
    * 2 teaspoons (8g) whole or ground cumin seed
    * 1 (28-ounce; 800g) can whole peeled tomatoes, crushed by squeezing between your fingers or with a pastry blender (see note)
    * Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
    * Large handful minced cilantro, parsley, or a mix
    * 6 eggs
    * Sliced oil-cured black olives, feta cheese, or artichoke hearts, for serving (all optional)
    STEPS:
    1. Chop 1 medium onion, 1 red pepper
    2. Crush 1 can whole tomatoes by hand
    3. Thinly slice 2-3 cloves garlic
    4. Heat 3 tablespoons olive oil in cast iron skillet over high heat until shimmering.
    5. Add onion, red pepper, and chili and spread into an even layer. Cook, without moving, until vegetables on the bottom are deeply browned and beginning to char in spots, about 6 minutes. Stir and repeat. Continue to cook until vegetables are fully softened and spottily charred, about another 4 minutes.
    6. Add garlic and cook, stirring, until softened and fragrant, about 30 seconds.
    7. Add 1 1/2 tablespoons paprika and 2 teaspoons cumin and cook, stirring, until fragrant, about 30 seconds. Immediately add tomatoes and stir to combine (see note). Reduce heat to a bare simmer and simmer for 10 minutes, then season to taste with salt and pepper and stir in half of cilantro or parsley.
    8. Using a large spoon, make a well near the perimeter of the pan and break an egg directly into it. Spoon a little sauce over edges of egg white to partially submerge and contain it, leaving yolk exposed. Repeat with remaining 5 eggs, working around pan as you go. Season eggs with a little salt, cover, reduce heat to lowest setting, and cook until egg whites are barely set and yolks are still runny, 5 to 8 minutes.
    9. Sprinkle with remaining cilantro or parsley, along with any of the optional toppings. Serve immediately with crusty bread.
    Mark Normand, Jessica Kirson, and the Diner Surprise | Something's Burning | S1 E16
    #brunch #sauce #recipe #somethingsburning
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Komentáře • 524

  • @geraldkeyes4851
    @geraldkeyes4851 Před 2 měsíci +280

    "Jess with an SS" went unappreciated and that is a crime

    • @vcasqu
      @vcasqu Před měsícem +6

      Totally agree!! That was the best one liner of the whole thing

    • @brockobama4408
      @brockobama4408 Před měsícem +4

      Jews Rock!

    • @shanejpt
      @shanejpt Před 28 dny +1

      Yup, it sure did.

    • @b0ssatr0n91
      @b0ssatr0n91 Před 26 dny +3

      It definitely did. He was kinda on fire tho so it blended in lol

    • @tim.noonan
      @tim.noonan Před 23 dny +2

      A hate crime, even

  • @alexbaisch7618
    @alexbaisch7618 Před 2 měsíci +187

    Mark making Jessica laugh is everything

  • @travisrutters4198
    @travisrutters4198 Před 24 dny +104

    Jessica is one of the best working comedians today by far, her crowd work is top notch. I hope she gets her due

  • @dejanlazickd
    @dejanlazickd Před 23 dny +84

    Mark is so naturally funny, he doesn't stop, and 99% of that jokes on point

  • @Shay43210
    @Shay43210 Před 22 dny +29

    I saw Jessica in govs. In my entire life I didnt know it was physically possible for me to laugh that hard. I was shaking involuntarily. shes criminally underrated

  • @tylerboatright5005
    @tylerboatright5005 Před 18 dny +11

    Normand is the #1 guest on any pod/show. Quickest queef in the west.

  • @iparivartan
    @iparivartan Před 2 měsíci +34

    "Is scissoring real"? and then the sincerity on Mark's face. It's scary how this dude's mind works.

  • @dpd0028
    @dpd0028 Před 2 měsíci +81

    This is the best episode of guests roasting Bart as he cooks

  • @kyleerosee3
    @kyleerosee3 Před měsícem +40

    Jessica is hands down probably my favorite comedian right now. I fucking love her.

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 Před 2 měsíci +97

    Jess is great, and she seems very sweet in person, Mark is a grenadier, and he drops comedy one-liner grenades, both so funny

    • @benjaminpatrick3568
      @benjaminpatrick3568 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Calm down

    • @b0ssatr0n91
      @b0ssatr0n91 Před 26 dny

      Easy does it boy

    • @AngryDad.
      @AngryDad. Před 23 dny +2

      I liked this because Brent didn't get a compliment

    • @kolpik3708
      @kolpik3708 Před 22 dny

      @@AngryDad. Why compliment Brent? He wasn't on this episode. :) I give you permission to edit your comment, so I look stupid.

  • @Petrichords
    @Petrichords Před 2 měsíci +74

    Lmao when Bert washes his hands after picking at his bloody elbow he immediately grabs a paper towel, wipes his bloody elbow with it, then dries his hands with that. 🤣

  • @pariscashin
    @pariscashin Před 2 měsíci +148

    Jessica Kirson is my favorite comedian

    • @clinton_galbraith
      @clinton_galbraith Před 2 měsíci +7

      My fav bear with my fav Twink and bulldike love this instantly

    • @birdmanbrrrrr
      @birdmanbrrrrr Před 2 měsíci +5

      Im going to see her this weekend!!!

    • @QuestionableQueefs
      @QuestionableQueefs Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@birdmanbrrrrrtry to get in the front! She’ll talk to you!! (I saw her in San Diego a few months ago, went alone, was lucky enough to get in the front, she talked to everyone in the front and I thankfully didn’t get roasted lol)

    • @pariscashin
      @pariscashin Před 2 měsíci

      @@birdmanbrrrrr thats awesome

    • @growingheart8039
      @growingheart8039 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Then you are 😎real cool

  • @Ted35577
    @Ted35577 Před 2 měsíci +92

    Somebody needs to report Bert to the health department

    • @QuestionableQueefs
      @QuestionableQueefs Před měsícem +1

      This is from 2018

    • @jacobburgo
      @jacobburgo Před 24 dny +7

      They (the staff) also cook the meal prior often, and they just use that. They literally said it one episode

  • @JonathanHassingerChannel
    @JonathanHassingerChannel Před 20 dny +7

    Normand effortlessly running this show.

  • @carriemroczkowski9409
    @carriemroczkowski9409 Před 2 měsíci +29

    Anything involving Jessica Kirson is going to be hilarious!

  • @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664

    Mark is one of the pound-for-pound funniest guys out there. He's just meant to be a comic. I've never seen him on any comedy pod where he doesn't have the hosts dying. He's ridiculous.

  • @saulnunez463
    @saulnunez463 Před 2 měsíci +80

    Jessica being a true Jew and complaining about everthing, love it

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK Před 2 měsíci +2

      Yeah it’s gross

    • @brockobama4408
      @brockobama4408 Před měsícem +1

      I kept waiting for her to pull out a dreidel and talk about shekels

    • @user-uj2us3nv6n
      @user-uj2us3nv6n Před 5 dny

      No​@@chilliLRK

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK Před 5 dny

      @@user-uj2us3nv6n i don’t like them sorry

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK Před 4 dny

      @@user-uj2us3nv6n does your last name have the word gold in it

  • @vannessa8240
    @vannessa8240 Před 2 měsíci +32

    This was THE BEST EPISODE!! Mark and Jessica are TOP TIER! So good we had to see it twice!

  • @ryanstevy8639
    @ryanstevy8639 Před 19 dny +2

    Unappreciated comment " it was just two strokes, It's like owning a moped"

  • @izaakcoller5014
    @izaakcoller5014 Před 2 měsíci +10

    watching Bert cook stresses me out.

  • @astrologicalbum6616
    @astrologicalbum6616 Před 23 dny +4

    "You like the gash, the ol' hatchet wound" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SandraDee386
    @SandraDee386 Před 2 měsíci +11

    Jessica is the best!

  • @skitznick6012
    @skitznick6012 Před 16 dny +2

    Mark and jess I believe are legally part Bert now 😂😂 consumed enough of his DNA today 😂

  • @bussruss
    @bussruss Před 2 měsíci +27

    the fans need a stavy episode

  • @DogsCatsSnacks
    @DogsCatsSnacks Před 2 měsíci +9

    This goofiness had me grinning watching this. Also Richard Lewis is one of the top 5 Coolest Jews (R.I.P)

  • @johndreker1613
    @johndreker1613 Před 2 měsíci +40

    Can we get Beard Meats Food on an episode of Something's Burning? Bert can cook him like eight pounds of food and see if he can finish it before the show ends. BMF used a clip from Bertcast in a recent video, where Paddy Pimblett (sp?) was talking about him. He passed a billion CZcams views within the last few months. He would be amazing on this show!

  • @MsBritanie73
    @MsBritanie73 Před 2 měsíci +5

    This combo had me crying 😂.

  • @michaelstclaire
    @michaelstclaire Před 23 dny +3

    7:15 Mark cant control his comedy tourettes hilarious :)

  • @RyanMovingViolationz
    @RyanMovingViolationz Před 20 dny +1

    One of the best SB episodes. Jessica is a national treasure!!! She roasted my wife and I at one of her shows!!! It was awesome!

  • @milesdorst7120
    @milesdorst7120 Před 2 měsíci +32

    FINALLY, my favorite episode of OG Something’s Burning! Crazy that Bert was able to get Kevin Hart as a guest on this show twice!

    • @10ftSamsquanchy
      @10ftSamsquanchy Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah. Super old episode

    • @jdub2100
      @jdub2100 Před 2 měsíci

      Does anyone else feel like Mark absolutely did not want to be there? 💀

    • @brandonaitchison3747
      @brandonaitchison3747 Před 2 měsíci +1

      FINALLY? You know it was available online so why were you waiting? Or you just out here jockin'?

  • @TheRhythmInside36
    @TheRhythmInside36 Před 8 dny

    This show is a great platform for comics to be funny and real and a little vulnerable. Comics are going to save this sad, tough life we are living through.

  • @vane200009
    @vane200009 Před 2 měsíci +6

    2 of my top faves in the game

  • @Odee4hundred
    @Odee4hundred Před měsícem +11

    UNCLE RODGER IS BETTER THEN JAMIE OLIVER CHANGE MY MIND

  • @jasminethompson9022
    @jasminethompson9022 Před 2 měsíci +6

    I didn’t know Jessica too well before this god she’s an icon

  • @Atm8y
    @Atm8y Před 2 měsíci +12

    I LOVE U JESSICA

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079

    I'm 100% sure Bert did NOT need to use his hand to mash those tomatoes. Has he not heard of an immersion blender?

  • @FJD894
    @FJD894 Před 2 měsíci +6

    FINALLY! I’ve been wanting this episode back for years 😅

  • @kendallleingang
    @kendallleingang Před 9 dny

    Jessica is one of the funniest people alive.

  • @stevenjohann5435
    @stevenjohann5435 Před 2 měsíci +3

    yes, bert, that's what you do.....thanks for the laughs.....but sometimes those smiles are at the most important moments, those times when a happy thought is difficult....for those times especially, thanks........much love, many props

  • @TonyPhillips-jy7ev
    @TonyPhillips-jy7ev Před 28 dny

    Right laughter is the best medicine best opening to conversations

  • @carterfan80
    @carterfan80 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Thanks for introducing me to her. Great comic

  • @amandaflores3914
    @amandaflores3914 Před 2 měsíci +3

    This is by far my fav episode!

  • @mitchgoulson2294
    @mitchgoulson2294 Před 12 dny

    This is one of the funniest hours of all time

  • @ayce248
    @ayce248 Před 20 dny +1

    Watching comedians make other comedians laugh is very enjoyable ☺😂

  • @ernestsandoval4466
    @ernestsandoval4466 Před 22 dny +1

    Came here for Mark and Jessica

  • @chuckpugh5997
    @chuckpugh5997 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The best one yet!!! I loved these three together, really enjoyed it!!

  • @totest9117
    @totest9117 Před 29 dny +1

    I agree with Bert at the end, I just saw Jessica not knowing who she is and she is absolutely hilarious.

  • @sunshiney3617
    @sunshiney3617 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Love Jessica!

  • @lacyrivers4338
    @lacyrivers4338 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I’ve grown in 20 yrs hetero relationship to learn; I’m bisexual but currently choosing my man & I don’t believe monogamy is natural but we choose to practice it every day ❤😂❤

  • @Rebma12
    @Rebma12 Před 24 dny +1

    Best episode so far…..that was amazing!!!!

  • @sammie578
    @sammie578 Před měsícem +2

    What a killer episode, the best so far IMO!

  • @TheDemonnat
    @TheDemonnat Před 2 měsíci +1

    one of my favorite episodes

  • @je__.
    @je__. Před měsícem +4

    😂😂😂😂 one of the best episode ever

  • @user-bi3wk5rx6w
    @user-bi3wk5rx6w Před 2 měsíci

    Fantastic episode!! LOVE Jessica and Mark. Way to go Bert!!❤❤❤

  • @mjt4978
    @mjt4978 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The camera quality, style of the kitchen and even their humour is so 2006. 😂

  • @mandyfischer3133
    @mandyfischer3133 Před měsícem +1

    Best episode, you 3 together Rock 🔥

  • @R.H.bladeNshade
    @R.H.bladeNshade Před měsícem

    3 of my favorite people!! Hell yes!!! Thank you!

  • @sheriswat2833
    @sheriswat2833 Před 26 dny +1

    I love Jessica, she was so funny in Madison, WI. We need to laugh more!!!

  • @hollyfilice2815
    @hollyfilice2815 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Jessica is hilarious 😂 her with Mark. Great episode ❤😂😂😂

  • @Serafina539
    @Serafina539 Před 25 dny +1

    I literally searched the podcast and subscribed to watch more bc Jessica 🫶🏼

  • @randallreeves5131
    @randallreeves5131 Před 7 dny

    If Mark and Jessica went on 1. Hey Babe 2.YMH 3.Tiger Belly together it would be the greatest comedy podcast trilogy in history....

  • @aaronshrock4075
    @aaronshrock4075 Před 4 dny

    Nice to see Marks mother on the pod with him

  • @WadifiKamal
    @WadifiKamal Před 20 hodinami

    I'm a fan of Mark and Jessica ! Checkchouka is a Moroccan dish, We make it a lot in here, especially in the days when you need to cook something quick. there is a similar recipe in Italy called eggs in Purgatory. cheers from Morocco !

  • @ItsTheLedge
    @ItsTheLedge Před měsícem +1

    This was a banger Bert!

  • @CalvinRC
    @CalvinRC Před 2 měsíci +3

    "that was just two strokes, like a moped" holy shit lmfao mark is unstoppable

  • @wendybennett9469
    @wendybennett9469 Před 2 měsíci +9

    These old ones are so much better then any of the new eps.

  • @alexanderdavenport1127
    @alexanderdavenport1127 Před 2 měsíci +2

    This is literally the second "Re-Release" of this episode .... Why does this work for comedians and no one else?

  • @notoriouswes215
    @notoriouswes215 Před 13 dny

    Is nobody gonna talk about how funny it was when Bert says Do a impression of me trying not to puke at a airport bar and Marks massive Fart😂😂 COMEDY

  • @nunyahappy6940
    @nunyahappy6940 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Love your guests both equally are fricken awesome. Bert, more show, less tell. We SEE YOU.

  • @ryanbozzelli983
    @ryanbozzelli983 Před 2 měsíci

    Close to being my favorite episode

  • @nicolemyers7340
    @nicolemyers7340 Před 21 dnem

    Love them all great show guys. I need a Jess special. I have followed her for a long time and it is crazy that she doesn’t have one yet.

  • @renaudbrunel-gauthier328
    @renaudbrunel-gauthier328 Před 21 dnem +3

    This somehow is a non-problematic, non-ableist podcast and I cannot for the life of me figure out how they do it.
    God I love them

  • @russellstubbs2500
    @russellstubbs2500 Před 2 měsíci +2

    That's the highest I've seen Bert 😂 a beautiful disaster thanks for the laughs

  • @romnyferrando1615
    @romnyferrando1615 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I swear, i peed laughing! ! :D Lmfao, by huge bounds this is the funniest Som Burn episode and one of the funniest things Pod! Amazing! Thank You!

  • @AveryJayTee
    @AveryJayTee Před 2 měsíci

    funniest and best episode yet !

  • @ThatOldStoner
    @ThatOldStoner Před 2 měsíci +3

    I took a hit just before the fart and immediately chucked it.

  • @savmarie5429
    @savmarie5429 Před měsícem +1

    Release all of S1!

  • @chad624
    @chad624 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is my favorite episode. I thought I was going crazy when it got taken down and I couldn't find it!

  • @kolpik3708
    @kolpik3708 Před 22 dny

    They are so brave eating food that dude touched. :D
    Truly a great episode. They were all at the top of their game. F^cking hilarious.

  • @subject6363
    @subject6363 Před 23 dny

    Best episode ever!!!

  • @damians9694
    @damians9694 Před 2 měsíci

    I'm really happy with your content and something's burning is a favorite of mine.
    Keep up the good work and don't listen to the poors 😅❤

  • @tommyconnolly7749
    @tommyconnolly7749 Před 19 dny

    He was quite as they were trying it... praying to the Lord that no one gets violently ill after eating eat!

  • @QuestionableQueefs
    @QuestionableQueefs Před 2 měsíci +22

    I’m a simple woman, I see Jessi I click even though this is a reupload from 2018

  • @nedsdead3874
    @nedsdead3874 Před 19 dny

    You have no idea how happy I am that this has been reuploaded holy shit

  • @PhenMas
    @PhenMas Před 19 dny

    the camera at the end with marks eye in the corner of the frame - gold lol

  • @deaddai
    @deaddai Před měsícem +2

    I feel like the splotches on Bert’s shirt keep moving around between cuts. Like Igor’s hump in Young Frankenstein.

  • @mikem1457
    @mikem1457 Před 2 měsíci

    For the algorithm. But this was funny as all fuggin get out. The after meal conversation was so good. Chef's kiss

  • @doobieblaze1628
    @doobieblaze1628 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bloody garlic with extra saliva.... Who's hungry?
    Epic episode! ✌️❤️

  • @paymansharifi2445
    @paymansharifi2445 Před 9 dny

    Watching them worry about his cooking was cracking me up. I

  • @enichols1979
    @enichols1979 Před 20 dny

    This was awesome.

  • @SsMesh480
    @SsMesh480 Před 22 dny

    This id actually a healthy and delicious breakfast! Good job Bert!

  • @theralpha
    @theralpha Před 2 měsíci

    Mark is awesome

  • @elijahschuman68
    @elijahschuman68 Před 22 dny

    I taste vodka, no…that’s your blood 😂
    Mark DOES NOT MISS

  • @jrmiles5437
    @jrmiles5437 Před 2 měsíci

    Killer combo

  • @esotericchef86
    @esotericchef86 Před měsícem

    I got a cramp from laughing, this was so good 😂😂

  • @offtheleashman
    @offtheleashman Před 19 dny

    although there is chilli in shakshuka it definitely would've meant a capsicum (bell pepper) if it went in with the onions 😂

  • @giancarlamacaluso
    @giancarlamacaluso Před měsícem

    I love these guys plus I love your version of shak Shula!!

  • @ba_carvajal
    @ba_carvajal Před 21 dnem

    My wish is to sit front row and get roasted by both Mark and Jessica :D Love you for having them on the podcast Bart

  • @iriegomez9711
    @iriegomez9711 Před 13 dny

    The knife skills seen here is brought to you by the foundation of lost fingers.

  • @tonydelacruz6207
    @tonydelacruz6207 Před 24 dny

    Mark closing the drawer with his elbow is hilarious